gtfo-chat

[idle egret]

😏

[near stag]

During a Apokalypse every man in a HSU counts

[latent palm]

I might power sleep through tonight antares

[urban trail]

Id take 50 euros caus im so broke😭 don't even use euros💀

[gaunt nacelle]

They pop up once in a while

It’s specifically for steam comunity games, not steam community

[urban trail]

[gaunt nacelle]

Or stean community games

[latent palm]

@near stag lemme know when you get back

Or better yet call me when you gwt back

[urban trail]

So i can't save up for good games i want 🥀

[latent palm]

Damn thats unfortunate

[gaunt nacelle]

Unfortunately not

[latent palm]

Anyways

Can we get a “amen” for our lord n savior @hollow quarry

Gotta be the best beard haver ive seen in years

[urban trail]

Bro what is the point? Buying 20 copys of ultrakill?

[wraith marsh]

seems like a pretty good point

[latent palm]

You play Ultrakill?

[gaunt nacelle]

Amen for my Swedish brother

[wraith marsh]

a bit yea

[latent palm]

Cool

[urban trail]

Ultrakill should have a mayo item that takes away all of your guns, exept the stock pistol for 30 sec🎣

[latent palm]

They should also take away your critical thinking so you wont autopilot ideas like rhese

[hollow quarry]

I am the haver of beard

[gaunt nacelle]

Pls donate sum to me

My family hates my non existent beard

[latent palm]

Beard so huge that itll break the 64 item stack of mining my craft

[hollow quarry]

I'll ship some trimmings

[gaunt nacelle]

🫡

Let’s hope PostNord doesn’t lose it (impossible)

[pure belfry]

Oh. hello Calle

[hollow quarry]

This is a good description. Pretty trimmed now though

[latent palm]

Trimmed back to 16

[hollow quarry]

The age, or millimeters?

[latent palm]

You need 8 trimmings to enter the “calle”

And fight the gtfo community

Which youll loose if u dont have 8 buckets of milk

[hollow quarry]

You don't fight it, you smooch it

[latent palm]

Which gtfoers are weak against

[idle egret]

hah I have milk immunity

[latent palm]

Thats using command blocks

Minecraft dont have built in kissing emotes

Smh calle we cant be seen using admin perms on server parole

[hollow quarry]

config.sys and autoexec.bat gives you extra memory to smooch with

[gaunt nacelle]

We?

[latent palm]

Thrown into dungeon of calle

[hollow quarry]

Den of...

[gaunt nacelle]

Den of Calle

[latent palm]

Where youll spend 70bucks paying for his tolls

Before you can pay for den of wolves

[urban trail]

I think that would make it worse😭

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol

[idle egret]

I heard yall weren't gonna make den of wolves as hard?

[latent palm]

@hollow quarry pls tell me den of wolves will have a built in spotify player so i can blast my ears with razormind

[rose nova]

its gonna b more accesible yes

[latent palm]

Hello slendiiis where is micara cuando moments

[rose nova]

today :3

[latent palm]

Wow

[rose nova]

in like 5 hours kmskdm

[latent palm]

So well ger early slendi arts omg omg

I bet its a chair with the “:3”

[idle egret]

a game for everyone is a game for no one

[latent palm]

Wrong

[rose nova]

i said more accesible not just white bread easy

[gaunt nacelle]

Minecraft says otherwise

[urban trail]

Wdym more execable? I don't think that gtfo was unaccesible.

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol I like white bread

[gaunt nacelle]

Cuh… have you played GTFO?

[latent palm]

Vroo what are u sayin

[latent palm]

Do u have any idea what ur sayin

[rose nova]

its very unforgiving to new people on difficulty, mechanics and times as it takes a long time

and it dopesnt explain a lot of stuff

and it hard

hard hard

[latent palm]

RUNNIN IN THE 90s

[gaunt nacelle]

Rat we just had a guy come in here and be like ”why don’t my bots place down their tool”

[noble rose]

type shi

[latent palm]

Ikr

[urban trail]

Oh right, most games aren't darksouls😭 i got so used to this💀

[idle egret]

I guess it has a steep learning curve

[gaunt nacelle]

Oh boy you haven’t seen a thing yet lol

[noble rose]

just put the fries in the bag lil bro

[idle egret]

I wouldn't say mission difficulty makes it inaccessible though

[urban trail]

Took me a sec to figure that out too😭

[rose nova]

it also has like a difficulty all over the place, with r1 being the easiest and then r3 gthe second easiest

and then r6

[pure belfry]

I know tons of people who never even completed R1A1. Even to missions as easy as they are to us, it's far above the wide population. GTFO is a very steep learning curve game on the grand scale

[hollow quarry]

Noope

[rose nova]

but well thats also a consequence of its model

[latent palm]

Noooooooi

Maaaaaan

[rose nova]

will den of wolves have a built in oven to make bread in

[gaunt nacelle]

They just lost a player

[hollow quarry]

We are trying something new here

[noble rose]

will dow have gambling

[hollow quarry]

Ofc. But only sourdough

[pure belfry]

Calle will have to give me beard trimming tips sometime. I'm the only member of the family who can grow a beard, everyone else is goatee

[latent palm]

Im going to trust simon and let his musical genius play out

[rose nova]

cut trees with ur hands

that usually works

[rose nova]

:[ my pan de muerto

[hollow quarry]

I have my barber in Stockholm. He is nice and plays punk music.

[gaunt nacelle]

Ew Stockholm

[rose nova]

wuh

[idle egret]

arrowhead flashbacks

[urban trail]

R1A1 is not that hard tho💀 it even gets a checkpoint😭 i wish R1C1 had some of those💔

[rose nova]

even if a1 isnt, the next ones are

[pure belfry]

Nice! My family is from Sweden. I am overseas now, though

[gaunt nacelle]

Every non Stockholmer hates Stockholm

[pure belfry]

I will have to ask next time I speak with my barber

[gaunt nacelle]

We have to vibe check this guys family now, what part of Sweden?

[pure belfry]

It used to not have a checkpoint

[urban trail]

B1 and b2 are pretty tricky that's true

[burnt flume]

Miles better than modern pop music, sick

[gaunt nacelle]

????!!!😭

[urban trail]

💔

[pure belfry]

R1A1 didn't have a checkpoint until R8

[burnt flume]

used to go to a barbers that played metal/rock first time i was there, but all the other times it was just the radio

[gaunt nacelle]

You’d hate me but love my dad lol (I’m into hip hop)

[idle egret]

R1A1 has a checkpoint?

[gaunt nacelle]

I swear it doesn’t

[urban trail]

Pop music realy be dog nowadays😭

[hollow quarry]

https://honestals.se/

They are punk all the way

[burnt flume]

there was a sticker of a Lemmy (from motorhead) on the mirrors of this barber i used to go to

but the way I'm headed I'll probably go see another barber this year, and then swap to a hairdressers forevermore

[pure belfry]

I would have to ask my father and grandfather. But I've heard them mention Uppsala in family conversation

[gaunt nacelle]

W place honestly

If you said scania or Stockholm it would not be good

[urban trail]

You guys got cool barber shops bro, mine just hase two woman who try to start a convo about what i do but get realy confused when i start talking about my codeing stuff😭

[gaunt nacelle]

My bonus mum has her own barber shop so i get free haircuts

[pure belfry]

I have never been to Sweden, but my family name is about as Swedish as can be, and I know a little bit, just not fluent

[urban trail]

Bonus mom? Win her in a rafle of something🎣

[mellow hedge]

i think the last time i went and got a haircut was like uhhhhh october 2023

[gaunt nacelle]

The other one has been too uhhhh Yano

[gaunt nacelle]

Id love to see you experience the different accents lol

[urban trail]

What is yano?

[gaunt nacelle]

Step mum doesn’t sound as nice

[urban trail]

Wtf is a stepmom bro? I thought that was for cinderella🎣

[gaunt nacelle]

I just saw a random cat on our deck lol

[urban trail]

Take it

It's free

[idle egret]

yoink

[gaunt nacelle]

It escaped

[urban trail]

Catless

[gaunt nacelle]

Unfort yes, am on vacation so away from my cat

[idle egret]

is the last den of wolves picture on the steam store an intentional scout reference

[urban trail]

Bro pinged me in pet pics to prov he has a can😭

[urban trail]

Scout tf2?

[gaunt nacelle]

Very well could be

[gaunt nacelle]

Cuh just wanted to show you that fucker

[mellow hedge]

do you guys know what that actually is?

[gaunt nacelle]

Nop

[urban trail]

Among us?

[gaunt nacelle]

creepah

[mellow hedge]

yeah i cant remember what eva said exactly

[hoary crescent]

it's frosty's hair in 2030

[gaunt nacelle]

So you don’t even know

[rose nova]

the spaguetto guy of the image? is a guy whos thoughts have been converted into secretive info of a company :3

[idle egret]

wake me up at 2am to tell me you need to talk later whydontcha

[mellow hedge]

no i do

[rose nova]

in dow organic stuff is used to save info as ai cannot get into it

[mellow hedge]

roughly

[gaunt nacelle]

Oh

[urban trail]

1984?

[gaunt nacelle]

We become harddrives

[rose nova]

more like 2040

[idle egret]

nah that's not a 1984 thing

[urban trail]

Cyberpunk 2077👍

[idle egret]

bro is a biological hard drive?

[gaunt nacelle]

Yes

[urban trail]

I think more like soft drives tbh

[idle egret]

interesting

[gaunt nacelle]

Same same

[idle egret]

man imagine the AI support on that dude

[urban trail]

Ok but what is the softdrive get's an erection❓

[rose nova]

i doubt he can

unless he is aroused by companies making threats and extorsions

[urban trail]

Fuck off with ai, can it run doom?

[gaunt nacelle]

Mfw erections always requires someone to be aroused

[idle egret]

He really likes his job yknow

[gaunt nacelle]

Hes handy on da job

[idle egret]

Tentacles n shi

[urban trail]

Does it nut im morse of somethn?

[final coyote]

anyone doing R2E1 right now?

[urban trail]

Dose post nut clairity increase procesing power?

[urban trail]

Can't beet R1C1 bro😭

[final coyote]

if you're into that right now maybe I can help

[rose nova]

have u tried winnin

[hoary crescent]

NO!!!

[final coyote]

Looks like you got beat by a lot by R2E1 Lakana

stage is too hard stucked their for 5 days now

[hoary crescent]

oh yeah I never cleared thst level

too hard for me tbh I just skipped it

[urban trail]

The darksouls comunity when you criticize ds1:

[gaunt nacelle]

I believe people said top 3 in terms of hardest

[hoary crescent]

I think it's the hardest level in the game idk tho

I'm stuck on r3c1 now

the black guys are too strong

[gaunt nacelle]

R8E2

[urban trail]

Harest level is un nerfed R1A1

[hoary crescent]

idk that one

[gaunt nacelle]

BBC

[hoary crescent]

I don't see r8e2 on my r8

it doesn't exist lmao

[urban trail]

Look harder bro

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol they don’t know (they prolly do)

[hoary crescent]

idk he's probably trolling

[urban trail]

:clueless:

[gaunt nacelle]

Have you done R8E1 yet?

[wraith marsh]

none of the other rundowns have second e tiers

idk seems fake

[urban trail]

Bro what does your R8 look like?

[hoary crescent]

I'm on r3c1 don't you read

[hoary crescent]

lmfao

[gaunt nacelle]

You can skip levels

[hoary crescent]

I haven't done it

[urban trail]

❌

[gaunt nacelle]

Im being fished

[wraith marsh]

curious

[hoary crescent]

if you look in the pinned messages one of them says "guillable" I wonder why

funny

[urban trail]

You didn't look at it?

[gaunt nacelle]

Uh huh yea sure buddy

And it says that on the ceiling in R7D5

[urban trail]

No way

[urban trail]

I don't like R7, way to long tbh

[hoary crescent]

no I don't play this game

[wraith marsh]

but what if you did

and what if you were playing cuckers specifically

thoughts?

[urban trail]

vsauce music

[gaunt nacelle]

Skill issue tbh

[hoary crescent]

there ain't no way pub down has a level called cuckers

[urban trail]

Keep youself safe. I know you didn't beat r9 like a disobedient child

[wraith marsh]

there might be a way

[hoary crescent]

LMAO

[wraith marsh]

and it might be the best level ever (its dogshit)

[gaunt nacelle]

Ty, nah I got skill issue

[hoary crescent]

you guys played more of it?

[wraith marsh]

no...

thats why I keep asking

[hoary crescent]

thank god

[wraith marsh]

everyone wants to talk about it but no one wants to play it

smh

[hoary crescent]

I'd be down but not really

[urban trail]

Darksouls 1 tbh

[wraith marsh]

see

[fleet kettle]

[hoary crescent]

he got me there

I'm just waiting for the speedrun comp to play more vanilla

in the meanwhile I'm in the deepend of samdown

[urban trail]

Bro realy showed up to drool on us bro😭

[urban trail]

Pull the triger farcry3.mp4

[hoary crescent]

i just checked pubdown's level names it's hilarious

[wraith marsh]

its pretty good yea

[hoary crescent]

alright maybe it's not that bad

[wraith marsh]

cuckers is way too fun to say

[urban trail]

Tf is pubdown

[hoary crescent]

i thought you were joking on cuckers but no lmao

pubdown unlocks after you beat r2e1

[wraith marsh]

ironic

[gaunt nacelle]

It’s just GTFO but fuck da rules Bacisly, unlocks after R2E1

[urban trail]

The humble cheat engine:

[dire void]

Will the game be updated?

[noble rose]

no

😞no more R9 the sex and gambling rundown

[gaunt nacelle]

Unfortunate

[idle egret]

wait is that legit? thought it was a mod thing

[urban trail]

I want it now.mp4

[near stag]

Yea it will be, Last April 1st Update was crazy

[urban trail]

It got a april first update?

[near stag]

Yes Trust. Devs have Not forgotten us

Right?

[urban trail]

We forgoten as fuck bro😭

[pure belfry]

I mean if there were just one last thing I wish for the game to have in vanilla, without resorting to mods, is just adjusting the apparel deficit

I'm hunting for 1 specific palette and I'm running out of missions to clear for it

[gaunt nacelle]

It is legit

[noble rose]

gtfo did not die for dow

[near stag]

Which one?

[pure belfry]

Decem

[gaunt nacelle]

That’s one of those not available anymore unfortunately

[pure belfry]

it's in the random drop pool

[near stag]

Oh that one. Good luck, although 70% of Players use it

[pure belfry]

it isnt an OG R6 palette

[gaunt nacelle]

Nah it got taken away last patch

[worn kiln]

Why are you in your misinformation arc

[near stag]

Yes yes you have to Beat Alpha to get it

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh

Soy allow me

[idle egret]

I'm so fuckin happy I got decem

[worn kiln]

I’m just curious

Did someone hurt you recently

Do you need to talk about it

[gaunt nacelle]

I took after malefic when he helped me clear R6BX

[worn kiln]

Oh I see

[gaunt nacelle]

🙃

[near stag]

Man i Wish Azure was accessible legitemately. Why tf is it the only Cut Palette that is still on the Game files

[pure belfry]

the current apparel deficit in GTFO is like what 5-7 items in the random drop pool? I'm cool not having the early access palette cause I wasn't here for that to have earned it, and I can understand not having the OG R6/seasonal palettes and masks I suppose. But the random drop pool apparel deficit is a pain

[gaunt nacelle]

Nah but I usually help out da newbies unless they also be like malefic and i

[noble rose]

they shld add lootboxes

to gtfo

😞gold gold gold

[idle egret]

decem and kovac fortis goes hard

[gaunt nacelle]

They should add proper gambling

[near stag]

You want a cool mask? Too Bad, Here is another Brown shitstained Palette lmao

[urban trail]

Gambleing good

[noble rose]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[pure belfry]

I don't have either of Hackett's hoods either lol

[noble rose]

deviouslick 🥶

[vernal nebula]

Long Range aggro

[gaunt nacelle]

MM

[pure belfry]

I do know there's mods to add all apparel to your inventory, I guess I'm just looking out for those who prefer to play vanilla

[near stag]

@ 10 please add the Hyperseal Torso, i want to Cosplay as a pompous brit

Without mods*

[noble rose]

pls add dickpattern hunts man

[near stag]

Dick pattern Palette would Go hard

[pure belfry]

I was hoping Halloween 2024 would have had a re-run of the seasonal halloween masks too

[noble rose]

real

just a flesh colored pink

[pure belfry]

I barely missed on getting Santonian Skinwalker when I started playing GTFO

(didnt know at the time)

[near stag]

Add Gigavirgin into GTFO palettes

[noble rose]

add csgo weapon case 1

[urban trail]

Melee weapon but sextoy update when?

[noble rose]

I want to spend 2.49$ and 100+$ on keys and cases

[near stag]

Sir phallustiff bat

[noble rose]

when blue gem

[pure belfry]

I was thinking from more of the angle say like when the game recognizes you've cleared every single mission (or maybe every single alt sector too), it just gives you the remainder of apparel you don't have from the random drop pool

[urban trail]

Me, strip mineing in minecraft

[pure belfry]

I would be OK getting Santonian Vestis palette too

[noble rose]

gamba

love gamba

always gamba

[near stag]

Imagine your palletes Could have random ammount of dirt. Shit gem 😍

[noble rose]

🗣️

pattern index 671

float capped

[near stag]

Apply a TITAN HOLO on your HAR

[noble rose]

battle scarred

[noble rose]

😭🙏katowice stickers on my slug shotgun

[near stag]

4 ibuypower on scattergun

[noble rose]

gold gold gold

[near stag]

For the hobby

[noble rose]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

reason holos on my short rifle

man 10c missed out big time

I hope they make up for it in dow

[wraith marsh]

r5e1 looking pretty solidly ahead, very good

r4e1 in last as it should be

[meager hawk]

Anyone wanna play GTFO now in asian server?

[honest parrot]

IGMM probs has asian folks rn

If you want to play with people in your area

Outside of that this game uses p2p so no servers

[hoary crescent]

lf1 samdown

[worn kiln]

banned

[hoary crescent]

notlikethis

[urban trail]

o7

[hoary crescent]

please let me continue my streak

ANYONE

[honest parrot]

Can samdown even be duod

[hoary crescent]

idk we just need a fourth

[worn kiln]

no cuz youd have to find a second person who wants to play samdown

[lost lynx]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[worn kiln]

sorry sam no offence

i have no knowledge about anything to do with samdown

[wraith marsh]

have class unfortunately

[full forge]

i would play samdown, i just never play it

[hoary crescent]

real?

[full forge]

for real, i never have a group to play it

[hoary crescent]

get in here dave

lemme get the squad

[mellow plume]

SAMDOWN WHERE

[full forge]

its my spot >:)

[mellow plume]

😔

i need to be carried

[full forge]

you can takew my spot here soon

to be carried

[mellow plume]

😮

[full forge]

i wanna run r8e2 soon

:D

[mellow plume]

im playing with sum other ppl

[worn kiln]

I feel like i need to say that you guys probably shouldnt be lfging for modded rundowns here lol

[hoary crescent]

IM NOT PLAYING WITH HANI

[full forge]

when have i?

[hoary crescent]

caps

this guy

will omega carry me

[mellow plume]

yeah i heard about him i dont want to play with that guy

[full forge]

i wouldnt want to play wioth me either im quite bad 😔

[full forge]

i didnt ask for people tho

[worn kiln]

do you really want to rules lawer me while you are currently breaking rules?

[full forge]

im kidding :D

im sorry tho!

[worn kiln]

good

[worn kiln]

nw

[full forge]

much love <3

[worn kiln]

the rules are still rules but I dont mind being more lenient than i would have been while the game was still being developed

you guys arent hurting anyone rn so i dont have issue

[full forge]

what if i did it to myself

[worn kiln]

but generally i would still prefer people keep modded talk to dms or their own servers, but a lil talk is fine, as a treat

[worn kiln]

uhhh

dont

so i dont have to think about it

😼

[worn kiln]

how dare you use my sticker against me

why i oughta

[mellow plume]

lf1 r8e2 solo

[urban trail]

🎣

[worn kiln]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[worn kiln]

dumb ass bird

lfging in gtfo chat

noob

[mellow plume]

sorry i see i will make proper post now

[full forge]

whoa thats a crime against us fellow birds

[worn kiln]

ty

[worn kiln]

womp womp

[worn kiln]

who you gonna tell

the admins?

[full forge]

no

ima tell the devs :O

[worn kiln]

oh no

[urban trail]

My dad after he beats me:

[worn kiln]

guess i gotta ban you to silence you

[urban trail]

o7

[worn kiln]

you good?

[full forge]

wait wait wait

i think we can come to an agreement

[worn kiln]

you get 10 words

[gaunt nacelle]

Oh yes about that I’d like to report a rule break as I talked to someone (gerz or sky) about frosttys rundown

[worn kiln]

to convince me

[urban trail]

Nononowhaitwhaitwhai.mp4

[worn kiln]

how could you

[unreal crystal]

Can’t have been me

[full forge]

I love you as an admin and this awesome game

[unreal crystal]

I don’t talk to p*bs

[gaunt nacelle]

Then it was sky

[worn kiln]

ok you can stay

[full forge]

:D

[full forge]

i must unfriend then 😭

[urban trail]

Bro loged on just to clear there name💀

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh I’m newbie still

[worn kiln]

do you have autocorrect turned off?

[gaunt nacelle]

Some people just haven’t gone to school lol

[urban trail]

Yes👍

[unreal crystal]

you get a pass it’s ok

[full forge]

lets goo

[worn kiln]

respect

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol

[urban trail]

Don't disrespect my caveman hommies bro😭

[gaunt nacelle]

Do they not have an education system in your country or what?

ChatGPT too much?

[gaunt nacelle]

(Sauce: #gtfo-related-questions message)

Self incriminating lol

[urban trail]

Bro i live under a bridge cause homes are worth more than casles here

[worn kiln]

self report

[full forge]

atleast you have a roof

[gaunt nacelle]

Is Cuh comparing US housing market to German?

Cuz I swear I’ve heard that too

[urban trail]

No the bridge is being torn up to get rid of the bike lane😭

[gaunt nacelle]

Defo US considering anti biking behavior

[urban trail]

Us has it eazy compared to us bro

[mystic moss]

what's there not to hate about bikers

[gaunt nacelle]

Cuh is living in the middle of nowhere

[worn kiln]

how easy they are to hit

/s

[gaunt nacelle]

If bikes are away from traffic they’re not that bad

[urban trail]

Muscle mommy thights?

[mystic moss]

umm

[gaunt nacelle]

Like unironically I remember two times someone on a bike has done sum weird

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh😭🙏

[urban trail]

Bruh like half of my nation live in lik one city😭

[gaunt nacelle]

And Swedens quite pro bike

[gaunt nacelle]

Cuh is living in idk like Siberia

[mystic moss]

mfw average US city doesn't have walkable infrastructure

[gaunt nacelle]

Mongolia

[gaunt nacelle]

Exactly my point

[urban trail]

Basicly😭

[gaunt nacelle]

If there was good infrastructure everyone would be calm about bikes but since there isn’t they are mad and since there isn’t they’re mad cuz bikes go on the road

Average US moment honestly

[urban trail]

Shit got so cold up here id wakeup from under my bridge and we'ed take beets on who won't make up cause of the cold😭

[gaunt nacelle]

Cuh no way u lot got a phone

[urban trail]

They hate to homless to😭

[gaunt nacelle]

Yes😭🙏😭🙏

Like as long as the homeless ain’t getting into trouble what’s to hate

[urban trail]

Bro the police dieing under the bridge too😭 couldent aford the station so they with us now💀

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏😭🙏

”just buy a house 4head”

[urban trail]

Bro the only people here who have houses are the lords, my ass stil got to work filds and shit during the summer😭

[gaunt nacelle]

”Lords”

U live in like fucking ilse of man?

Gurnsey?

Jersey?

[urban trail]

Life under a bridge during the winter, one time i owned a box to life in, but amazon took it.

[urban trail]

I live on earth

[gaunt nacelle]

”On earth”

Cunt I mean more

Like

Specific

[urban trail]

On land?

[gaunt nacelle]

What nationality do you pertain individual

[urban trail]

Only one? Like thats pretty normal

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh

[urban trail]

What do you not get?

[noble rose]

🫦

[gaunt nacelle]

Skitsamma

[urban trail]

I don't get that either

[rose nova]

u live in australia dont u ur ashamed

[gaunt nacelle]

@rose nova im a pussy

[rose nova]

:O

[gaunt nacelle]

(Its in my pfp)

[noble rose]

🫦

i like both

[gaunt nacelle]

I’m down if ur down

[rose nova]

falls over

[noble rose]

😼

cmere

[rose nova]

homosexuality my beloved

[gaunt nacelle]

Xoxoxoxoxo

[noble rose]

😳

🫦

[gaunt nacelle]

Don’t bark if u can’t bite

[noble rose]

🫦 dont bite the hand that fingers u or smth

[gaunt nacelle]

😏

I’ll bite ur neck instead

Yo ts too gay even for me 😭🙏

[noble rose]

esex is cr4zy

[gaunt nacelle]

Im retiring

[noble rose]

e gay sex is cr4zier

[noble rose]

hi retiring

[gaunt nacelle]

E sex with that one German guy even crazier

[gaunt nacelle]

Are you dad?

[noble rose]

i dont get this reference

sus amogus

bro got experience ???

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[noble rose]

😏

[gaunt nacelle]

Dont worry about it it’s a game on steam

[noble rose]

ok buddy

[gaunt nacelle]

Or rather daddy

[noble rose]

we know

[noble rose]

😩

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[noble rose]

blud making diddy look like a normal person 😭 🙏

we cooked

[gaunt nacelle]

Freaky

[noble rose]

😋

🤪

slay girllll

💅

[gaunt nacelle]

Yea we did

[vast zinc]

nice try diddy

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[noble rose]

no like we are cooked

[gaunt nacelle]

Hell nauw

[noble rose]

we cooked hot freaky garbage

😔

[noble rose]

i feel bad for his cell mates yo

🙏 thank god im not a felon

[gaunt nacelle]

As per previous suggestions made by soy I retract my thoughts

[noble rose]

nah bro dont get silenced by the government

literally 1984

[gaunt nacelle]

I want to stay in this community

[noble rose]

✊😔 stealing ma 50$ steam gift cards

[noble rose]

thats what they want u to believe bro

the deep state

they want u to keep u brainwashed

u gotta escape lil bro

[gaunt nacelle]

Not my bday gift cards

[noble rose]

cant keep putting them fries in the bag

[gaunt nacelle]

”lil bro”

[gaunt nacelle]

Acceptance>

[noble rose]

thats just gay bro

like the state full of dudes is forcing u to do something

ur just be submissive

🙄

be woke

[gaunt nacelle]

”Ur just be submissive”… go activate ur autocorrect

[noble rose]

turn put the fries in the bag to put the keys in the case 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[gaunt nacelle]

Also is there sum wrong with that

[noble rose]

🙄

what the deep state wants u to think

[hasty bobcat]

???

[noble rose]

gambled my keyboard away

[gaunt nacelle]

I could just imagine sky

Reading the previous like

[hasty bobcat]

why is there esex

[gaunt nacelle]

30 messages

[hasty bobcat]

in my gtfo chat

[gaunt nacelle]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hasty bobcat]

in front of my sandwich

[noble rose]

its not esex

its e gay sex

[gaunt nacelle]

Yea

[noble rose]

im not gay tho

[gaunt nacelle]

Stick to ur own turf lil bro

[gaunt nacelle]

(Me neither)

[noble rose]

🫦 im gonna go rizz up my blackjack dealer

cya chumps

[gaunt nacelle]

W

[coarse monolith]

[gaunt nacelle]

hoi

[junior latch]

@gaunt nacelle if you charge and then press q it insta hits

[gaunt nacelle]

oh ok

🫡

[coarse monolith]

Hru

[gaunt nacelle]

eepy

u?

[junior latch]

many things if you are comfortable

but most of the time you just use it if you cant shoot (shooting = more wakeups), if its not necessarily needed (small error alarms) or if you just wanna smack a room of enemies thats up

(you can kill all but 1 enemy in melee combat tho, if you wanna go for a fun challenge)

[idle egret]

remember when you go melee, you're sometimes just spending health instead of ammo

[junior latch]

ye and health is pseudo infinite

[idle egret]

you can get one shot out of your infinite health by some enemies so yeah, you still have to be careful lol

[junior latch]

the point is dying doesnt do anything if 1 person survives and you just get reset back in hp

[gaunt nacelle]

is it pablo that u cant kill?

[junior latch]

yes

I swear

if it was possible

[gaunt nacelle]

lol imagine being able to kill kraken but not pablo

[junior latch]

theres a chance id go for it if it took less than a week

[gaunt nacelle]

lol

[junior latch]

just get him stuck and wack

[gaunt nacelle]

is there no way to kill pablo?

[junior latch]

not in vanilla

well

[gaunt nacelle]

so you just have to babysit him or kite

[junior latch]

pablo "dies" when you tp

[gaunt nacelle]

bru

funi but also not funi

i would send the like 100 pablo running but oh well, image perms

[junior latch]

you know

the frontwalk is funny already

but side and backwalk

[gaunt nacelle]

why cant i copy message link

[junior latch]

just comedy

best tho

is when they go up ladders

[gaunt nacelle]

havent seen that

ok no discord is fucking with me

#gtfo-media message

Workaround moment

[idle egret]

ayo something that big should not move that fast

[junior latch]

it isnt that big ngl

[hasty bobcat]

it's humongous

[gaunt nacelle]

nah theres sum way funnier

[junior latch]

the funny talk we had in lore before

is that its either INCREDIBLY dense

[gaunt nacelle]

i wanna find it and link it but rules forbid

[junior latch]

so its like super fucking heavy

or its made of a super material

mega mom movement

is the weirdest thing

[idle egret]

are you not supposed to be able to kill it

[junior latch]

pablo? no

[idle egret]

or does it just take a long ass time

[gaunt nacelle]

@idle egret can i send u a link in dms?

[idle egret]

sure

[gaunt nacelle]

pablo immortal

can drop nuke on him and he'll be like the object 279

[idle egret]

so Id assume there's missions where he just chases you the whole time

[gaunt nacelle]

pablo yes

if ur talking about the link keep that in dms lol, funni level that i might try sometime

[junior latch]

1 level
he spawns in another but is mostly used as shock value (twice in the same somehow)

[gaunt nacelle]

isnt there one where he can spawn 3 times

[junior latch]

he technically spawns twice in 1 and thrice in another

[gaunt nacelle]

Is his code that he can’t die or does he have enough hp that you can’t kill him

[hasty bobcat]

why twice tho

does he spawn on extract?

[junior latch]

yea

[junior latch]

massive hp pool but specifically extreme armor all over

all dmg you can do gets rounded to 0

since we have nothing that does enough in vanilla even with normal boosters

[slender flare]

He goes to drink tea

[gaunt nacelle]

Bru

Ima find a glitch which makes him killable (not gonna happen)

[slender flare]

Just accept your new child

it's not that hard

he just wants to hang out

[gaunt nacelle]

Exoad and I’s child

[near stag]

Ngl funny how its Not Just Pablo, but the entire Map dies with him

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[idle egret]

I feel like trip mines placed at feet level should actually trip a Pablo for the memes

[lost lynx]

you cant

you do so little damage it rounds down to 0

[gaunt nacelle]

”Rounds up” funni, implying that we deal negative dmg

[slender flare]

Imagine there's a 00000000.1% chance he just falls over and dies

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol

[slender flare]

stubs his toe

[lost lynx]

down*

my bad

[gaunt nacelle]

That’s still a 0.1% chance

[idle egret]

So a really good chance then

[slender flare]

exactly

[gaunt nacelle]

Tihi love being grammar police

[gaunt nacelle]

Dymus you need to figure out where decimal points goes

Floating point error moment

[slender flare]

?

[gaunt nacelle]

000000000.1% is still 0.1%

0.000000001% on the other hand

That’s a low %

[slender flare]

Oh yeah

[gaunt nacelle]

Looks like someone skipped school

[slender flare]

How did not see that lol

[near stag]

[gaunt nacelle]

Fuck u lol

[slender flare]

you're one of the people who knows i went to high school lol

this is making me look worse

[gaunt nacelle]

Uhhh if ima be honest

My memory leak is kicking in

Oh yea

Yea no I remember now

The harddrive is clicking

[slender flare]

Les go 🔥 your dementia is cured

[near stag]

Going to high school is overrated, going to the School high is the real deal

[gaunt nacelle]

All I can hear is that minion that goes ”let’s go”

[slender flare]

I actually had a classmate expelled for that already

No joke

[gaunt nacelle]

(Insert ur country) moment

[slender flare]

It gets worse

If you could hear the type of stuff my classmates did in the first 3 months

[gaunt nacelle]

A guy got expelled for lighting fireworks in my school

[slender flare]

that was something else

[near stag]

Yeah and i Had a classmste who slept through the entire school day because He was "Hustling on the streats"

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[slender flare]

In mine they recorded someone in a toilet doing uh stuff

if you get what i mean

[slender flare]

🥹

[near stag]

A group of madlads in our school Has thrown a Giant Lump of Fkn Lithium into one of our toilets

[gaunt nacelle]

An old friend goes to a school where they were having a furry watchparty in the stalls on a special website

[gaunt nacelle]

W honestly

Bouta explode with that one

[slender flare]

We had someone destroy one but that's basic

[near stag]

Paralized our entire canalisation system, No restroom for you

[slender flare]

we also had them throw adult toys around at class

🥹

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh W schools honestly

But L if tryna pay attention

[slender flare]

I prefer to just learn stuff instead of doing stupid stuff like this

[gaunt nacelle]

Same but I’ll still laugh at it

[near stag]

What If He was doing calculations in His head about how will the "Peculiar shape" affects the Aerodinamics?

[slender flare]

Nah he jus came in at english lessons, tossed it to one of my classmates and left

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[slender flare]

it took me a second to realize what it was

and then the school psychologist came in and yeah lesson cancelled

[near stag]

???

Wtf

[slender flare]

Yeah the teacher called him to resolve this

and they just cancelled the lesson because of it and started to turn into sherlocks to see what the hell is going on

[gaunt nacelle]

Just continue the lesson

[near stag]

Did someone Got traumatised by Sir John Phallustiff ?

[slender flare]

the teacher already had enough of us

can;t blame her

[slender flare]

No idea i didn't listen to anything

[gaunt nacelle]

Also I 3D printed an adult toy that was around 12” and put it in my friends backpack… that thing was throw about after school

[gaunt nacelle]

Fair enough

[slender flare]

...

;-;

[gaunt nacelle]

He had it coming though he searched up adult toys on my laptop

And it wasn’t like I told anyone or like did it in class

[near stag]

[gaunt nacelle]

And like three of my friends saw

So no one got hurt

[slender flare]

exactly

kind of suspicious

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[slender flare]

🤨

do you have something to tell us

[gaunt nacelle]

It didn’t actually look like one though

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh I need to put silicone around it to actually be usable and I cba with that

[slender flare]

Spare me the details

[near stag]

Must have found Something exotic huh.

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[hoary crescent]

i regret opening this chat

[slender flare]

Good

[gaunt nacelle]

Nah literally just a pole

[hoary crescent]

freaks

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[near stag]

3D printed Praying beads is crazy

[gaunt nacelle]

That’s why I 🙏 every day

[hoary crescent]

...

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[slender flare]

🥹 🔫

[hoary crescent]

I haven't opened general in such a long time

[slender flare]

Can't wait for more people to see this beautiful conversation

[near stag]

@ soy pls dont Ban us

[gaunt nacelle]

Why am I always in such amazing convos

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol I might’ve alerted the automod so yanno

[slender flare]

We will give you 50 dollars, let me just get my very not suspicous link

[gaunt nacelle]

😭🙏

[slender flare]

Moth do you want a 50$ gift card

[gaunt nacelle]

Only available on stean community games

[slender flare]

Yes

[gaunt nacelle]

Yesplz my bday is coming up

One day away

16th

[slender flare]

Wait really

[gaunt nacelle]

Yea

Lol

[slender flare]

can i draw your cat as a gift

[gaunt nacelle]

Sure

[slender flare]

serious

[gaunt nacelle]

Idc

[slender flare]

Les go

[near stag]

draw it grilled

[gaunt nacelle]

I’ve had some interesting pics of my friend and I drawn so idc

[gaunt nacelle]

Maybe I do care now

[slender flare]

🤨

🤨 "interesting pics"

[gaunt nacelle]

Year 8 me was interesting guy

Had a gf

But also

That part

Interesting moments in my life

[slender flare]

Already doing better than me what the hell

[near stag]

Chunibyu Moth?

[gaunt nacelle]

Uhhhhhhh

[gaunt nacelle]

I’ll spare the GTFO server the details but what tf is that lol never heard of it

[near stag]

aka "eighth-grader syndrome"

[hoary crescent]

When's the gtfo speedrun comp beginning anyone know?

[wraith marsh]

26th supposedly

allegedly

[near stag]

mb one week after the poll closes

[hoary crescent]

aight

[slender flare]

If it's a shooting your team to death speedrun then count me in

[junior latch]

potentially

[gaunt nacelle]

Actually yea that fits quite well

I thought it would be smth freaky icl

[hoary crescent]

maybe I'll play more cell skip in a bit then

[wraith marsh]

save me from my boredom

[gaunt nacelle]

God i had that for so long

[hoary crescent]

so far every run I do is with duck and some random person running har for whatever reason

[near stag]

chat what if i create 50 accounts and vote for R4E1?

[hoary crescent]

so really not fun

[slender flare]

wait where's the poll

[gaunt nacelle]

🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 ur sentry placements carry us to R2D2 game over screen

[slender flare]

I know right

My sawed off can do the same

[gaunt nacelle]

Mfw discord announcements

[junior latch]

actually the only death we dont have as a death% speedrun btw

[gaunt nacelle]

How

Isn’t that like

[junior latch]

cuz death% is solo only

[slender flare]

LET ME IN

[gaunt nacelle]

Oh

[slender flare]

LET ME IN

[gaunt nacelle]

Yea fair enough ig

I might speedrun it

Mine on ground

Shoot mine

[burnt flume]

slow

[gaunt nacelle]

Success

[burnt flume]

so slow

[gaunt nacelle]

Bruh

[burnt flume]

must rng enemy spawn on certain tile

[junior latch]

thats mine death%

[burnt flume]

and get mine to insta blow

[junior latch]

^

[wraith marsh]

the ray MG argument wins again

[gaunt nacelle]

Lol

[junior latch]

you should check the mine death% wr

now imagine that

but you dont move

[gaunt nacelle]

Why don’t I just submit mine death% as a death% and be like 29854728838583th

[burnt flume]

more like 3rd because no-one runs category extensions

[junior latch]

thats what happens if you are hackett spawn position
shoot 1 machine pp bullet
then place mine and have a striker run into it

[gaunt nacelle]

Except Eva prolly

[junior latch]

weve rly only ran a few

its just there for the funnies

[gaunt nacelle]

Funi

Killmom%

[junior latch]

theres kill% for bosses (like pmom we did recently)
death% for all deaths but shooting (sentry isnt specified to which)
story% (so like R6A1-D1, or R7A1-D2)
and gaunlet (all E tiers but R8E1)

[hasty bobcat]

when do we get sub 2:30 gauntlet

[gaunt nacelle]

Why isn’t gauntlet R8E1?

[hasty bobcat]

r8e1 is not an e tier

[wraith marsh]

gauntlet when its never gonna get run

[junior latch]

fun fact
any% gaunlet composite is 10 seconds of sub 2
100% is exactly 10 minutes of sub 2

1st is definetly doable

idk whether you can safe 10 minutes from all E tier runs

thats litteraly 2 min per run

[hasty bobcat]

100% is kinda cooked

[wraith marsh]

meaningless composite time 😴

[junior latch]

speedrun times in general are meaningless in that sense

but also what people often use

composite isnt rly smth I made up

[wraith marsh]

talking about composites in a vastly IL dominated game is very stupid

idc if you agree or not

[mellow hedge]

composites literally mean nothing in any game

its just cool to look at the numbers

[hasty bobcat]

what's IL

[mellow hedge]

idk

[burnt flume]

individual level

[hasty bobcat]

oh

[burnt flume]

context clues, people

[hasty bobcat]

am stoopid

[mellow hedge]

tf you mean context clues

[burnt flume]

i didn't know IL meant individual level but i inferred it from the context/messages

[hoary crescent]

ngl I hate the composite time agenda

[mellow hedge]

anyway the whole point is "damn isnt it cool that technically the whole game has been/can be beaten in x amount of time"

[hoary crescent]

I get it it's something to look forward to

but it's also like eh w/e lol

[mellow hedge]

tf you mean agenda lmao

it means nothing

[wraith marsh]

it can be useful for games where you can actually expect to get a gold split on any real run

[mellow hedge]

in the grand scheme of things

[wraith marsh]

which this game is not one

[mellow hedge]

but its cool and fun to look at

[burnt flume]

with the RNG and resets and needing to play well for a fair number of levels, composite time is not going to be representative on what you'd expect a good speedrun to look like across levels/rundowns

[hoary crescent]

this yeah

[mellow hedge]

obviously

[burnt flume]

but i guess it can be seen as an achievement of sorts

[mellow hedge]

no one is saying otherwise

[wraith marsh]

when we get to the point that every level is ran an ok amount it should be basically impossible to get a gold split in any composite category

[junior latch]

also speedrunner brain goes brr with time milestones being broken

[mellow hedge]

there are things like this for other games as well

like hades

which i ran

for an all weapons run

like ur gonna have good splits for some weapons and meh splits for others

but its cool to see that "damn, the best splits for these add to this time"

theres literally a setting in livesplit that shows composite time for this stuff

[wraith marsh]

I disagree with saying its always useless tbh, and thats why I take issue with it being discussed for this game

bc in this game it IS always useless

[mellow hedge]

useless in THIS context

[hoary crescent]

I think it's cool for games with way less rng

like idk on top of my head doom eternal

[mellow hedge]

and something like this

[mellow hedge]

why have an issue lmao

[hoary crescent]

composite times on all levels is cool cause realistically you could achieve that

[mellow hedge]

we just like looking at times?

[burnt flume]

yea, for this game it's never really going to be more than a marker of cumulative effort of all the runs that have been done

[wraith marsh]

bc you guys talk about it basically every time speedrunning comes up?

[mellow hedge]

^

[mellow hedge]

Because that is literally what we are working towards right now

Bringing the composite time below 17 hours

Thats why we have a spreadsheet

With all times

And composite times

Its not much deeper than that

[burnt flume]

yeah i mean their goal is to trim the fat where the most fat exists right now

that's why they have aprio list

[mellow hedge]

yep

thats why we run the levels we do

its cool to see that r8 could be sub 3 hours composite

etc

[junior latch]

it also gives a better perspective on what is realistically possible consistently

[pure belfry]

I’ve really only speedran mega man games and then spoken a lot with some of the folks behind pokemon speedrunning (Mainly Gen 1-2) and even though I haven’t speedran GTFO at this time a lot of the tech fascinates me

[mellow hedge]

^

we look at what a realistic average should be for a level

like we are talking about r6% stuff

bc we have ran 90% of r6 levels

[wraith marsh]

so something that is not reflected by the cumulative at all...

[mellow hedge]

and know what good average times would be

[urban trail]

fine, i live in atlantis

[wraith marsh]

average times are good and useful, correct

[hoary crescent]

wait no, composite time of your speed is not realistic no?

[mellow hedge]

NO

OBVIOUSLY

[wraith marsh]

so this is a tangent then

cool

[hoary crescent]

okay i was confused cause you brought average time lmao

[junior latch]

its litteraly the "sum of best"

[mellow hedge]

You are saying you have a literal issue with us talking about it

When its nothing more than an interest

What is the problem

I dont see any

We know the sum of best is not realistic

[pure belfry]

What about worst possible seed averages

[mellow hedge]

But we are interested

Is that not enough?

[mellow hedge]

We actually looked at r1a1 for that

i think it was like worst possible time is like still sub 4

with worst key and hsu

[junior latch]

we have actually checked this for r1a1

oops sry frosty said that already

but yea

sub 4

[mellow hedge]

BRUH

[junior latch]

if you get anything above 4min something went wrong

[wraith marsh]

are you expecting to engage in a one sided conversation when talking about it then

[pure belfry]

That’s awesome it’s still sub 4

[mellow hedge]

I think this is just your problem

What is the harm in us talking about it

Absolutely nothing

[wraith marsh]

objectively? none