gtfo-chat

[lost lynx]

then he wont have much control over who is dying

:D

[daring ginkgo]

Avoid reactor lvls with bots tho, it is pretty miserable

R2 and R3 last two lvls also 💀

Actually r2 last 4 lvls

[lost lynx]

D1 isnt that bad

D2 is

[daring ginkgo]

Cant say much about r2d1 actually, i did it with other players, but i remember, that it was in a tough side

Was definitely carried, cause we started as 4,then 2 guys left after we almost wiped on first or second alarm. Last guy clearly knew lvl layout so i just followed him

[lost lynx]

i find R2D1 easier with bots because you can just send them for the cells

they dont get infected

:3

[daring ginkgo]

Yeah, i can imagine

Thank god this function exist

[lost lynx]

🙏

[daring ginkgo]

I wish it worked on alarms too but oh well

[lost lynx]

its a bit broken sometimes

but it works

[daring ginkgo]

Yeah, sometimes bot dont want to pick things

Not because nearby enemies throbbing

They just refuse to pick stuff, but if i pick and drop it, then they can pick it

[near stag]

Just perform a lobotomy on 3 of your Friends

Weird autocorrection

[daring ginkgo]

Where are mine 3 trained orangutangs with ar

They have to be more durable

[daring ginkgo]

My friends PC is rather old and i am 100% sure they will not be hooked by this game, i know their tastes, so i am not bothering to invite them and try gtfo

I saw a lot of messages about how someone invited friends into a game (even bought a copy for them), they played a bit, then dropped

Not just about gtfo

[lost lynx]

why not scattergun?

[daring ginkgo]

[lost lynx]

[daring ginkgo]

3 scatterguns, seems fcking scary even in full party

One little friendly fire shot = dead

[daring ginkgo]

I died spectacularly yesterday on r5e1, right under sniper turret line of fire

And bots came 1 by 1 to revive me just to get downed by same turret

👏

I am still struggling on first alarm after error door, ffs, hybrids are such a pain

One time 3 hybrids snipes me through whole room

On the other hand, if i could clear first error, charger error should be easier

No bbc or hybrid bs in error waves

But last error with giants spam

[magic escarp]

@lost lynx

[jagged citrus]

tab to gtfo server
see this

[jagged citrus]

bring sniper 🙃

[daring ginkgo]

🚮

[analog flicker]

@lost lynx

[real monolith]

@lost lynx

[jagged citrus]

@lost lynx

@lost lynx @lost lynx @lost lynx

@lost lynx @lost lynx

@lost lynx

[rigid ridge]

@lost lynx

[latent orbit]

tomorrow is friday the 13th

[jagged citrus]

thats big

[latent orbit]

do we get discount or sth

[graceful geode]

Game's on discount already 19.99 €

[quartz cape]

they should have a negative discount

[jagged citrus]

fuck you pay more

most honest video game company

[quartz cape]

actually they should just raise the price

so fewer people will play the game

actually

just remove it from steam

shut down the servers

good ending

[graceful geode]

"We got out of the complex"

[unreal crystal]

bad ending

[mystic moss]

what if it's a good thing gtfo players are stuck here

[unreal crystal]

Game becomes $3

[maiden stream]

lfg r4e1

[mystic moss]

what game would the community move to

[maiden stream]

can someone join our lobby

🙂

[mystic moss]

i'm sure a gtfo diaspora would have negative consequences

[maiden stream]

?????

[graceful geode]

I'm making one

[mystic moss]

don't care didn't ask

[graceful geode]

dont care that you dont care

[mystic moss]

fuck

[unreal crystal]

Idk

[mystic moss]

we are literally a quarantine zone

can't have our toxicity spreading

[graceful geode]

spreading?

Have you seen the world?

It's as toxic as it gets

What, you think it can get "even more toxic"?

[mystic moss]

are we gonna compare the average person vs. the average gtfo player

[graceful geode]

It's toxic to the brim already

[worthy flicker]

calling GTFO a toxicity quarantine zone is insane ngl

[mystic moss]

is the purpose of the quarantine zone to keep things out

or keep things in

[worthy flicker]

in

[graceful geode]

I realized "everywhere" is toxic when the pub chats from DRG looked like flame wars

[maiden stream]

keep things in

[worthy flicker]

youre keeping something in quarantine

[mystic moss]

ohh

[worthy flicker]

a toxicity exlcusion zone would be keeping it out

[maiden stream]

ねぇ hello hello ほら 前を向いて
Hello hello 笑って過ごして欲しい

[graceful geode]

Quarantine referred to that island in Venice where people were sent for 40 days (quaranta=forty)

[mystic moss]

yay etymology

[graceful geode]

I think

sure about the 40 thing

[mystic moss]

you better not be telling me a half-truth

[worthy flicker]

etymology is neat af

[maiden stream]

this game is so dead

well...

[lost lynx]

What the fuck

7 pings

7 gays

[lost lynx]

🫃

[lost lynx]

🫃🫃

[maiden stream]

can you hop on r4e1 pablo

@mystic moss duo until someone join?

🙂

[lost lynx]

Fuck that level

[maiden stream]

shitttt

you are not og enough

[mystic moss]

no sorry you don't have the privilege of duo'ing with me

[maiden stream]

fucking

[unreal crystal]

Vox can we duo r3d1

[quartz cape]

simon why are you on an alt

[unreal crystal]

bianhua

[quartz cape]

bianhua is impossible

[maiden stream]

because the other got banned !

[quartz cape]

why

[pallid anvil]

good day !!

one account down

[quartz cape]

also its not banned

did people start recognizing you

[pallid anvil]

damn it !! intelligence is still at an all time low

[maiden stream]

shit

this sleeper is still aggroed pretty bad

[soft basin]

hello i need 2 more for a game

[near stag]

@lost lynx does it imply that R7E1 is a gay Level?

[upper loom]

ABSOLUTELY

100%

[near stag]

Personal expirience after Kissing with Pablo?

[lost lynx]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[lost lynx]

Maybe

At least i'm not freaky like R2E1

[jagged citrus]

my brain keeps thinking your name is lf as in lfg and not if

[mystic moss]

lfg brainrot 😔

[jagged citrus]

every now and again my brain will automatically type "list u" in the searchbar whenever im looking for something

the gtfo dain bramage runs deep

[lost lynx]

💀

[maiden stream]

wdym we are in one rn ?

this buddy left lobby 3 times to change his booster

[burnt flume]

simon how the fuck do you keep doing this

[burnt flume]

the universe actually hates you

[fringe garden]

i was going to look up a map on one of the expeditions and pressed google maps on my phone
you're fine

[maiden stream]

this game community hates me the most

[burnt flume]

twitch literally called you a Likely Harasser and said it was monitoring you when you came into my stream

[maiden stream]

who is Guiller

[maiden stream]

?????

[lost lynx]

Damn

[maiden stream]

fuck twitch

[lost lynx]

Simon is cooked

[maiden stream]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198326439460 if you see this guy you gotta ask him to leave ngl

[magic escarp]

NO WAY

[lost lynx]

Yes way

[pine root]

Wait what’s your main

[maiden stream]

main what

[magic escarp]

🇳🇴

[pine root]

Wait it is Simon

[maiden stream]

my main is eating 40 pounds of meat

[lost lynx]

Norway
Funny

[shut vapor]

No way it's badger alt number 65

[magic escarp]

Thank you :) I don't get to use that one often

[mystic moss]

can we eat korean bbq

[pine root]

No this isn’t a badger alt

[maiden stream]

WOW YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
'

i cant believe my virtual singer is cantonses

[burnt flume]

when badger alts it's cool and so epic

[mystic moss]

you guys need to get better at concealing your alts

[burnt flume]

when simon does it, it's sad

[maiden stream]

shittt

[magic escarp]

Welcome to the EU reference

[burnt flume]

and when i do it, well then i have a trans crisis

[pine root]

Why did your main even get banned

[shut vapor]

Word.exe

[pine root]

Tbh goat the only part we cared about was you talking on both accounts

[burnt flume]

thanks

[pine root]

Just own the gender thing it is a much better look

[burnt flume]

oh yeah I do own the gender thing, but i do find it funny how things went

[pine root]

You had convos

With yourself

When I do that I get hospitalized

[lost lynx]

The schizo is real

I knew all GTFO players were crazy

[burnt flume]

i don't think i was ever conversing with myself one on one

but i certainly did add input from both accounts in the same conversation

[maiden stream]

@latent orbit

uhh sorry i was lying

[mystic moss]

the double standard 😔

[burnt flume]

and then at some point I also stopped using this account while I only used my alt

[pine root]

Your account isn’t muted anymore tho?

[burnt flume]

was waiting to be able to change names

[lost lynx]

@latent orbit

@latent orbit

[magic escarp]

Risperidone moment

[lost lynx]

@latent orbit talk mf

[burnt flume]

i'm so sad i can't remember the name of the schizophrenia drug that had lactation as a side effect

[magic escarp]

I just gave it you goof

Had to take some due to psychotic episode

[pine root]

With meta ai you can find out which drugs produce lactation and schizophrenia

[magic escarp]

Was very funny

[burnt flume]

yea well I couldn't remember if risperidone was the one

[magic escarp]

Also made org*sms really weird for some reasons?

risperidone just weird

don't be a schizo, kids

[burnt flume]

alright, i'll be sure to keep that in mind if I ever have a schizophrenia patient I need to talk to

[shut vapor]

[burnt flume]

chin up eh

[shut vapor]

Unless you don't have one 😔

[magic escarp]

Habsburg moment

[shut vapor]

[maiden stream]

shitttt

no r4e1 clear today

so sad

[latent orbit]

wtf pablo

why did you ping me that mcuh

[lost lynx]

because i miss you

:3

[latent orbit]

shitttt

idc tho i miss my mom more

[brisk scarab]

Yo guys don’t do drugs

👍

[pine root]

What drugs am I allowed

[brisk scarab]

Prescription only in recommended doses

[pine root]

Oof no iron supplements for me

Very sad

[brisk scarab]

You can take them

Get a doctors permission first to be safe

[pine root]

idk they arent prescribed

[brisk scarab]

Listen here tough guy

[pine root]

I mean

[brisk scarab]

you can take the safe drugs

not the bad silly ones

[analog flicker]

Idc I'm taking my Flintstone gummies regardless of what you say

[pine root]

Most of my drugs don’t look very safe

[brisk scarab]

I had 7 yesterday lol

[pine root]

they have spikes on them

[analog flicker]

I just wish I had a plug like John Cena in that one movie

[brisk scarab]

Remove the spikes you moron

[analog flicker]

Or series idk

[brisk scarab]

(Respectfully)

[shut vapor]

spiky drugs sound so cool thjo

tho

[analog flicker]

John Cena plug cameo

[pine root]

If they didn’t have spikes how would we know they are not girl drugs

[shut vapor]

exactly

the truth is revealed

[pine root]

I have some smooth drugs as well(girl drugs) and also powder drugs( both infinitely smooth and spiky) non binary drugs

[jagged citrus]

i took a triple dose of my adderall thats fine right

[shut vapor]

I feel bad for my parents, I just had a really shit change in circumstance and they are worried for my mental health and the consequences :(

All we can do is keep on soldiering onwards

[steady bluff]

is there any video on how I install the better bots mod?

[lost lynx]

Install Thunderstore
Go to GTFO
make a GTFO profile
Install mods You want in that profile
Launch game through Thunderstore

[burnt flume]

you can be prescribed ferrous sulphate

200mg

[brisk scarab]

My parents dont speak to me after i ate those 7 flintstone gummies

im legally a weapon and have to be registered and scanned by TSA before i go on planes

[mystic moss]

are you going to fill the hole that sleepyboi left in my heart

[jagged swan]

I just got the game anyone wanna teach me the ropes?

[lofty grotto]

Are you good with Soundless learning?

Cuz that’s all I can teach…

[jagged citrus]

deaf gaming

you should play fnaf 4

[jagged swan]

Well anything helps

[jagged citrus]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[jagged citrus]

play the tutorial, hop into a beginner lobby/host your own, generally try to stick to r1 and a tier missions until you get your gaming legs under you

[lofty grotto]

Fuck that

[jagged citrus]

teehee

[lofty grotto]

I’ve already had my share of hellish jumpscares from PREY

[jagged citrus]

from prey?

what, the mimics?

[lofty grotto]

YES

[jagged citrus]

skill issue

[lofty grotto]

I can’t hear those things moving around

[jagged citrus]

you need mc subtitles

[lofty grotto]

I’m good with what I’ve got. Subtitles are really for actual dialogues really…

But it was that game that prepped me for GTFO

Playing that game has helped me become more aware of my surroundings… which unfortunately sometimes… my own lowering guard has caused me to nearly break my wooden desk

There was one jumpscare that made me bang my knee against my desk so hard that my own parents heard me from within the farthest corner of the house….

It fucking hurts but it’s all good

[lofty grotto]

Fuck yes. Deaf gaming.

Finished all of GTFO without sounds. Who needs sounds?

Fuck shadows tho…

[jagged citrus]

tank sounds super cool

i like his sounds

shame you cant appreciate them

[lofty grotto]

Oh I can… I just have an extreme hatred towards them specifically

[mystic moss]

angry elephant noises

[jagged citrus]

hey they sound cool

[lofty grotto]

I’m just not good at playing WITH sounds

They mess me up a lot

Think of it like this… my cochlear implants have a primary sound and a secondary(background). Primary would be the loudest that is active at any time. So the sounds would constantly change

[sharp owl]

I hate R5C1

[high orchid]

just don't wake up the respawn rooms

[sharp owl]

If only it was that easy

[latent orbit]

this is not a run and gun game they said...

but the respawn rooms are so fun to play with

[mystic moss]

um guys I left my sentry in the respawn room

[unreal crystal]

xp farming

Each clear of respawn zone gives you a level

[high orchid]

it's spawn camping

[robust dawn]

I love 3 billion shadows

[burnt flume]

shades of r5d2 pub...

i still don't know why both pubs stalked me through code zone

[mystic moss]

kinda glad they did

[burnt flume]

ya it was funny

[mystic moss]

I hate holding with other people

[unreal crystal]

me too

They ruin my lines

[mystic moss]

they're running my lines!!!

[unreal crystal]

yeah

Same braincell

[mystic moss]

average wave clear player

[unreal crystal]

average prisoner

[burnt flume]

did they really have to follow me into the room with terminal though? there's nothing there

i mean i guess it helps them feel like they're contributing

lets guard goat from the 0 remaining enemies while she gets the code

[latent orbit]

ok Voxy

[mystic moss]

what else were they gonna do

[latent orbit]

next r4e1 reactor i will tell them to grab codes with me

1 def 3 grab codes

[mystic moss]

low key might

[unreal crystal]

Vox does need the practice for the duo

[latent orbit]

actually he did solo reactor hold

[burnt flume]

idk trust the world class speedrunner to type READ REACTOR_VERX02.LOG on the terminal and get out of the room unscathed or go run around A and look for resources

solo hold not actually that bad

[latent orbit]

teammates keep going down so thats basically a worse solo hold

[burnt flume]

it's just a solo hold with less resources

[latent orbit]

so true queen

[burnt flume]

which shouldn't really be a problem

[latent orbit]

(they ate all his medpacks)

[analog flicker]

Imean pulling rooms/killing mom's if they're in the way would clear stuff up. Though you would need 1 person who can defend well alone

[burnt flume]

defending that reactor is not all too difficult

stop 3 downing

wtf

[mystic moss]

burst sentry literally carries wave 1-5 lol

[unreal crystal]

How’d your solo hold go

goat

just curious

[analog flicker]

I still recall one of Hanges and my first runs of R4E1 reactor. Hange blind solo's reactor waves for a good minute

[burnt flume]

uhhh it was pretty stable actually, i was struggling sometimes when missing shots on a crawler trying to get between my legs but that's par for the course

[unreal crystal]

So you beat the level right?

[burnt flume]

I think one run I destabilised when I loitered in reactor for too long and went down, other run where I destabilised was code 6 and me fucking up

[junior latch]

You cant leave goat alone!
She might find a way to summon enemies into the room

[burnt flume]

other runs were tru getting the short end of the stick in code search

[burnt flume]

not yet, i go again tonight

[mystic moss]

sorry I think if you told them you were a speedrunner thru would've listened to you

[analog flicker]

This "speedrunner" thing pubs keep calling vets is funny.

[analog flicker]

Albeit. I'll be cringing in pubs I'm in just reading it.

[mystic moss]

idk I think it's a good ego boost

I think the average player here is starved of any positive feedback

[analog flicker]

Likely.

[junior latch]

Anyone*

[analog flicker]

Given. Experienced player misinfo

[junior latch]

Not just vets

[analog flicker]

I say pubs because it's typically regular pubs not as experienced recognizing names. But to them all vets are speedrunners

[latent orbit]

@tidal surge not this vet tho

[graceful geode]

From my experience, if you dont stealth crouch kill a room, you're a "speedrunner" to them.

The bar is really really low for that.

[unreal crystal]

I’ve never encountered this kind of person before

[burnt flume]

it all comes back to speedrunners vs SPEEDRUNNERS

[analog flicker]

You don't pub anymore or like that though? Or at least I don't see you in pubs whenever I check

[graceful geode]

I had myself being called out for crouching to a sleeper and bonking because I "was in a hurry" in a "relaxed, chill" lobby.

I even told it before

[unreal crystal]

I’ve been on a bit of a duo grind and stuff lately so yeah

[graceful geode]

IMHO everytime I see those additions in the lobby ad it looks like a convoluted way of saying "play like I want or else!"

[unreal crystal]

But even so I’ve still pubbed a lot

[burnt flume]

if you want to og r4e1 duo for some reason i'm down

[mystic moss]

tbh if you're gonna join beginner lobbies then you know what to expect

[graceful geode]

Now I dont give a shit anymore, I dont go full bonkers but I certanly ain't gonna take an hour to clear R1B2. If that gets me banned because it's the beginners LFG so be it.

Game's too dead to give a shit about those stuff.

[analog flicker]

I typically just let the newbies clear stuff

[graceful geode]

Going "fast" (my fast is very well your "lowest moderate pace") ain't rocket science and the sooner a beginner gets to that speed the better.

[analog flicker]

Unlike last night. DBI joined and just started meleeing everything

With a fresh first game newbie

R1a1

[burnt flume]

it is disparaging if you're trying to get into the game and some hooligan is just running around killing everything

[mystic moss]

yeah I'm more sympathetic to the new player experience

[burnt flume]

me too

[unreal crystal]

erm yeah sure buddy

[analog flicker]

DBI wasn't exactly teaching and trying to do open door hel auto thing on the class 2

[burnt flume]

I'll never let the run wipe but i aint gonna touch a lot of stuff in stealth

[high orchid]

if I'm joining a lobby with beginners I'm most likely playing controller so there ain't much of a way for me to just hard carry

[mystic moss]

then stop flaming the p*b in dms when they don't even know the level lol

[graceful geode]

I can get the dislike for that for the first map but that shit gotta wear off after 5-10 hours. R2C2 really "requires" people not to go snail pace anymore.

[unreal crystal]

Owned

[analog flicker]

How is it? Playing on controller that is

[high orchid]

it isn't too bad it's mostly getting used to flick stick that's been the biggest challenge for me with controller

[burnt flume]

look i aint holding back on someone who's droning on about how og r4e1 was 10 times harder than alt and still takes 85% infection getting out of cell zone

you know the level, you know what happens when you plug cells

[analog flicker]

I can imagine. Can't forget if you get L. Analog stick drift

[high orchid]

I've only ever gotten stick drift on joycons none of my other controllers have ever gotten it

[mystic moss]

knowledge of og doesn't mean anything because the routing is completely different

[burnt flume]

i do understand that not everyone knows every tile but still

the routing is different but the level is largely the same, everything happens in the same order, fog still rises

[analog flicker]

Same. Even when I played shit tons of Re5. (Chris boulder punch and Sheva ledge holding on hardest difficulty spamming is absurd.) Well this is my controllers never breaking in general.

[burnt flume]

i'm not sure there is a way to take 85% infection from any point unless you route terribly/take much too long in cell zone after plugging

[latent orbit]

i can see it as clear as day

the coming of our dynasty !!!

[high orchid]

only time I remember getting up to 85% infect on r4e1 was when I just tanked the infect intentionally

[unreal crystal]

Mohgwyn

[latent orbit]

forgot...

[unreal crystal]

I also can’t help but feel like you’re tunnelling on a single example

goat

[analog flicker]

I think my runs. We always had 1 person just tank infection for the resources inside.

[graceful geode]

If you're talking about R4E1's gen room, IMHO it ain't worth the squeeze if you're gonna do Secondary anyway.

[burnt flume]

maybe, i can't remember any other recent times i've been annoyed at pubs when they don't know a level well

[unreal crystal]

convenient

[burnt flume]

no like i genuinely can't remember and i welcome any examples

i'm not trying to be controversial

[analog flicker]

Me when a guy asked if R4E1 was supposed to be that hard. (They never even got past the first alarm. They always died in the 2nd room in less than 30 seconds)

[trim sail]

is second room much of a challenge... ?

if you're talking about the og r4e1, then yes it's kinda hard

[analog flicker]

It pretty much just spoke "I got hardcarried to this point" to me

[trim sail]

but the alt is super easy

[burnt flume]

if you plug back cell last and walk out the room, no sprinting, no jumping, you can easily get out of the fog before taking 55% inf

am i crazy for thinking OG R4E1 isn't a world harder

like the stealth zones were funny yeah and code search was more fucked but

how is that much harder

[analog flicker]

Ngl same.

[mystic moss]

og room density was funny

[burnt flume]

you have insane hel revo, insane sniper sentry, burst cancel, crazy movement

biotracker kinda sucked for pinging enemies but eh whatever

[mystic moss]

you're also forgetting that the average of player was ass

[analog flicker]

OG Tumor/spitter density is hilarious compared to current

[burnt flume]

yeah a lot of player progression has happened

[unreal crystal]

actually they’re all easy

everything in this game is easy when you’re carried through it

Curious

Incredible

[trim sail]

fact

[unreal crystal]

I guess we know why og was hard

[analog flicker]

:/

[trim sail]

this reminds me of a guy I met 1 year ago in R4C3.

He insisted on pump shotgun is the best weapon for dealing with chargers alarm

[analog flicker]

[trim sail]

when I suggested using hel weapons, he called me an arrogant asshole

the others 2 in the lobby simply laughed and left

[analog flicker]

Ironic I guess

[trim sail]

pump shotgun against a few chargers ? Yes, it's good

against a whole error alarm ? Hm...

[unreal crystal]

Hmmm

How many enemies are in an error wave

Could it possibly be

A few?

[trim sail]

4 chargers every 40 seconds ?

[unreal crystal]

wow

So by your standards

Pump is pretty good for that?

[burnt flume]

extra resources in code zones and scatter are nice, as are c trips in reactor, definitely smooths things over, but I still don't think the level itself is worlds apart in ALT and OG

[trim sail]

nah it's not

[burnt flume]

if you think pump isn't good for chargers you clearly haven't watched the sovietbadger r1c2 solo....

[unreal crystal]

Huh

I could swear

[graceful geode]

Gerz really wants to be litigious today

[unreal crystal]

You just said this

[trim sail]

I was saying the error alarm in r4c3

was 4 chargers around 40s

[unreal crystal]

yes the error in r4c3

4 chargers every 40 seconds

Sounds great for pump

[mystic moss]

gtfo chats been too tame anyway

[trim sail]

And maybe i mispelled this

[unreal crystal]

Like you said, good for a few chargers

[trim sail]

whole error alarm like

a f*ck tons of them

[unreal crystal]

literally man getting mad at clouds

[graceful geode]

you and simon bantering feels more natural tbh

this feels a bit forced

[trim sail]

the error alarm in r4c3 has 2 of them: overload and extraction. I was mentioning the extraction one

it's hard to hold on with short range weapon at that point

unless you have somewhat of a good shooting skill

[graceful geode]

It depends on the scenario too

on one hand those scenarios always assume it's 1 guy vs 4 chargers

on the other hand an hel rifle in the hands of an idiot can at least kill 1 damn charger

[trim sail]

hands of an idiot ... ?

chill bro

☕

[graceful geode]

...wasn't a jab at you?

[analog flicker]

Clearly the guy you met was John Wick with a shotgun

[trim sail]

I've never seen an idiot use hel rifle...

maybe... ?

[graceful geode]

Let me reconstruct my phrase

An Hel rifle is certanly better than a Shotgun in an error charger situation because it's easier to use.

On the other hand it ain't 1 guy taking a shotgun that's gonna doom the run or whatnot.

[lost lynx]

why is this game so bad

[graceful geode]

This goes beyond your example of the guy who left being an asshole, he was being an asshole.

No question about that.

[analog flicker]

Arrogant* asshole

[graceful geode]

No I'm done mincing words

[trim sail]

lmao

[analog flicker]

:P

Tbh for 4 chargers.

I probably prefer HCP

[graceful geode]

I think HEL Rifle does fine, or HEL Gun or whatnot.

[analog flicker]

Shotgun on the chance I don't get a oneshot kill would need me to finish kill with main/2shot

[graceful geode]

It really depends on what the team brings rather than just what I do bring

[trim sail]

Hel gun, Hel rifle. As long as you know how to make use of them, no one will complain.

i think it's all guns, not just hel weapons

[analog flicker]

shrugs

[trim sail]

oh, except for the burst pistol...

i f*cking hate that thing

[graceful geode]

Some guns are way easier to get good value than others, eh

[mystic moss]

burst pistol hate :(

[trim sail]

i love you

[analog flicker]

Burst pistol is still so sub par but it isn't unusable

[mystic moss]

i dont't

[trim sail]

sheesh

[graceful geode]

Tsundere Voxy

[analog flicker]

But I'll have having to use it for randomloadouts

[mystic moss]

DO NOT CALL ME TSUNDERE

[graceful geode]

"B-baka!"

[analog flicker]

Yandere voxy

[trim sail]

Voxy onii-chan ?

[mystic moss]

how do i express wanting to gouge my eyes out

[burnt flume]

Say "I want to gouge my eyes out"

[analog flicker]

Commit Bleach cleansing

[graceful geode]

I think "excruciating" could work

But I ain't anglophone

[mystic moss]

thanks goat, you're really a woman of words

[analog flicker]

(Anyhow I'm off to slave for $$)

[graceful geode]

I KNEW IT

I KNEW WHO IT WAS!

I'D WIN THAT BET EVERY TIME!

[trim sail]

i think we all know where this is going

[burnt flume]

thanks, I pride myself on being forward

[trim sail]

I was thinking of ... tsundere scatter gun

[latent orbit]

wtf

[trim sail]

boy, what is wrong with me

[graceful geode]

It's not like she wants to oneshot Giants, b-baka!

Wait, 2 shells

twintail tsunderes...

[trim sail]

so everytime you pull the trigger, a tsundere anime face will show up on the weapon, and ask you to fire or not ?

Baka... Dauda ?

[mystic moss]

mfw a manga that was on hiatus actually comes back

[latent orbit]

u literally told me to not be passive with scattergun

[latent orbit]

well i think it's not that surprising

i thought they announced it earlier

[mystic moss]

yeah you should tell the boss enemies to end themselves simon

[latent orbit]

????

[mystic moss]

homie manga was dead for 2+ years and didn't get axed

sorry mb this is gtfo chat

I will refer to you as "prisoner"

[trim sail]

Warden is definitely not watching

go on

Have you ever thought Warden

might be... a girl ?

[mystic moss]

no

[trim sail]

😳

[latent orbit]

shittt

you read too much shoujo buddy

[mystic moss]

my favorite gtfo player character development is when they used to put "mic users only" in their lfg posts and nowadays they're the ones who go full mute in lobbies

[trim sail]

more like "do you have mic so you can give us instructions and carry us? "

[mystic moss]

wtf no

[trim sail]

well... ?

[mystic moss]

i love appointing people as in-game leader

who doesn't want a strong, confident prisoner

[trim sail]

like you ?

😳

Ngl, you seems like a reliable and confident prisoner

[mystic moss]

i'm not a prisoner anymore

I escaped in r8e2

[trim sail]

oh ok

[mystic moss]

read the logs idiot

[trim sail]

b-baka

[jagged citrus]

Voxy looking for a prisoner to top them confirmed

[magic escarp]

voxy is the top prisoner

u projecting

[jagged citrus]

They're the ones who fucking said it

One*

Voxy is one person

As far as I know

[magic escarp]

too late

u just armchair diagnosed someone with DiD

[jagged citrus]

Schizophrenia simulator

[magic escarp]

because it's not real diagnosis, their alters are just shitty OCs instead of actual personnalities

the more qualified you are, the better the personnalities' writing becomes

[jagged citrus]

My alter is V1 Ultrakill

[magic escarp]

gtfo discord

[jagged citrus]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN CIRCUMCISED, MACHINE

[magic escarp]

ELECTROPRIEST, FETCH ME MY WIRE STRIPPER

[jagged citrus]

Hey what do u call a really cheap circumcision

[magic escarp]

I'm trying to think of a pun

[shut vapor]

Idk what do you call a really cheap circumcision

[jagged citrus]

A rip off

[shut vapor]

[magic escarp]

OMGGGG

[jagged citrus]

There it is

[magic escarp]

amazing

[jagged citrus]

Why is he smooth

[shut vapor]

Why are you NOT smooth

[jagged citrus]

I'm trying my best :(

[magic escarp]

my BRAIN is

man i'm not saying y'all are generally unfunny but I'm 24 and fucking have wrinkles from frowning all the time

goob is doing his best

[shut vapor]

Start smiling some more 😔

Or the gun dragon will make a visit

[magic escarp]

I frown whenever I'm focused, which is like, whatever

but now DAMN it's noticeable already

imma have 2 fucking canyons between my brows by the time I'm 30

[shut vapor]

Sorry for your loss

[jagged citrus]

the acne hits like a truck

im 20 and i took antibiotics for like half a year why is it still here

[magic escarp]

ur acne caused by bacteria?

[magic escarp]

oh rip

[trim sail]

You've been on anti-biotics for 6 months... ?

[magic escarp]

Yeah man

[trim sail]

damn... hope you're doing ok

[magic escarp]

U sure it wasn't corticoids?

[jagged citrus]

i assumed (correctly) that it would be easier for my brain to remember pills rather than creams

[jagged citrus]

no

idk man

[magic escarp]

no more gut microbiome. When he goes to shit, the food as the same aspect as when he ate it

[jagged citrus]

my parents more or less forced me to go to a dermatologist, i told them if they prescribed a cream id never remember to use it, they gave me a bunch of pills

and while i wa staking them the acne went away

[jagged citrus]

shat out a whole apple

it reformed

[magic escarp]

Yesterday he shat a whole apple

WHAT THE

WHAT THE FUCK

?????

FKKFBZKJQBZFKJFQZKJ

get out of my brain dude

[jagged citrus]

im glad to see we have the same kind of dain bramage

[magic escarp]

🙏

[shut vapor]

Eating is now just a pasttime for fun. Energy is not gained through methods other than photosynthesis

[magic escarp]

man I'm a goblin on meth

and i never see the sun

@vivid bane please confirm how white I am

[shut vapor]

Open them blinds

[jagged citrus]

like the giants from lethal company

fucking assholes

[shut vapor]

Exactly

[jagged citrus]

we can see your pfp

[magic escarp]

alright I'm not THAT pathetic

[vivid bane]

oui

[magic escarp]

OUI

[jagged citrus]

you look like scp 096

[magic escarp]

BRO

💀

[vivid bane]

Not as white as I am (I'm a fucking vampire, you at least go outside more than I do)

[jagged citrus]

when i was younger i had a glasses tan

[burnt flume]

@jagged citrus what antibiotics

[magic escarp]

she's a witchy bitch

we love that for her

[vivid bane]

I'm witchy, I'm bitchy, indeed

[jagged citrus]

my face got tanned except for a stripe across my nose where the bridge of my glasses were

[magic escarp]

based based based

[burnt flume]

iirc normally you get face wash something or other like benzoyl peroxide (which is a bleaching agent) for acne

[jagged citrus]

idk man, i like never read them and it was a year ago

[magic escarp]

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO TRUE

[vivid bane]

I'm a dummy too

[burnt flume]

accutane is also there

[jagged citrus]

i had some over the counter stuff that i never used because i forgor

[magic escarp]

goob

u actually terrifying me

[shut vapor]

It's true

[magic escarp]

AHAHAHA

[jagged citrus]

👍

[magic escarp]

first time i see you

[jagged citrus]

i usually trust what the doctors give me

[magic escarp]

i just hand you like a bunch of pills

[jagged citrus]

and i play pretty fast and loose

[magic escarp]

and this bitch will just eat all of them???

[jagged citrus]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

[magic escarp]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[jagged citrus]

sometimes if i have an exam to study for ill take a double dose of my meds

[shut vapor]

I wanna look like scp610

[magic escarp]

I also do that but than I forget and drink a coffee and my coworkers spend the day watching me go between pumping out lines of code and laying on the floor trying to decide of my heart is finally giving up or not

[magic escarp]

i wanna look like scp 1471

[shut vapor]

Ok mirror furry

[jagged citrus]

bro is making a potion in her bloodstream

[maiden stream]

yeah i'm actually having 4 alts atm @burnt flume

its fun to have alts

[magic escarp]

I'm cooking meth directly on site

[burnt flume]

why

[maiden stream]

idk

[jagged citrus]

jesser we need ot make estrogen

[magic escarp]

🙏

[jagged citrus]

yo yo mista white i shoved an adderall pill up my ass

[magic escarp]

ME????

[jagged citrus]

what the fucj jesser those were for finge

[magic escarp]

wait wait wait

could one hypothetically do that

with ritalin

[jagged citrus]

lmao

hey monique

[magic escarp]

WAIT

[jagged citrus]

fun fact

[magic escarp]

NO

GOOB

[jagged citrus]

about shoving substances up your ass

so

the human colon is like

suuuuuuper liquid absorbent

[magic escarp]

i know i know

[jagged citrus]

so

[magic escarp]

GOAT

u doing pharmacy

[jagged citrus]

ive heard that like

[magic escarp]

you can tell me

goat

[burnt flume]

gonna abuse steroids to grow t*ts because it's easier than accessing gender affirming care (this is a joke, i will be accessing care in the next 18 months)

[jagged citrus]

college frats

will just lik

e

[magic escarp]

can I put ritalin in my ass?

[jagged citrus]

take a bottle of vodka

[magic escarp]

i need to know goat

[jagged citrus]

and squirt it up their ass

and get drunk in seconds

[magic escarp]

isn't that the tampon thing

[jagged citrus]

cuz their colon absorbs it all into the bloodstream super quickly

[magic escarp]

also nice way to fuck ur colon up real bad

[jagged citrus]

i dont know much about female genital care but i dont think the tampon is supposed to go up the ass

[burnt flume]

I mean you could but unless it's a suppository which melts at human body temperature the drug probably will not release from the tablet and you won't absorb anything

[jagged citrus]

i did say i heard it predominately from us college frats

[burnt flume]

and then it comes out the next time you go to the toilet

[jagged citrus]

typically not renowned for their decision making

[magic escarp]

normally no but you dip the tampon in vodka first

[magic escarp]

right

dw i do squats, I'll just crush the pill once it's there

[magic escarp]

does is work tho

[shut vapor]

What is this conversation

[burnt flume]

effervescent tablet -> dissolve into solution -> amphetamine enema

[shut vapor]

How did we get here? Advancement unlocked

[burnt flume]

idk quad i don't want to be here

[magic escarp]

I am going to absorb performance-enhancing drug in new ways

[burnt flume]

i am cursed with studying pharmacy and compelled to answer

[jagged citrus]

you should try it, let us know

[magic escarp]

goat I had same idea before you posted, but now that you posted the same idea

you give me confidence

[shut vapor]

These messages are inside thoughts and should stay them 😔

[jagged citrus]

hmm

[magic escarp]

inside is defo where the pills are going

[jagged citrus]

we've tried vodka down the throat and up the ass

[shut vapor]

[jagged citrus]

but there are several other holes that require experimentation

[latent palm]

Normal human behavior

[burnt flume]

i mean i would tell you not to do reckless shit but you use a blowtorch to light your blunts so whatever

[magic escarp]

will do next time I feel like coding

[latent palm]

Edited by industrialized media

[magic escarp]

COME ONNNNNN

(that is true)

[shut vapor]

French people are cursed

[magic escarp]

I DON'T HAVE A LIGHTER

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

i just have cooking equipment

[latent palm]

True

[magic escarp]

like the blowtorch

,,,,

[jagged citrus]

hey monique in a pinch you can use yourself as a resistor

hook one lead to the pp and the other to your tongue

[magic escarp]

that would not resist a lot

[shut vapor]

Please unspeak

[jagged citrus]

please censor your swear words here. we do not speak of the fr*nch

[jagged citrus]

its true

[magic escarp]

FETCHEZ LA VACHE

F

[jagged citrus]

iirc its about 300 ohms

[jagged citrus]

QUOI?

[magic escarp]

YOU KNOW

IN HOLY GRAIL

[jagged citrus]

yes

one of the french knights says quoi

[magic escarp]

YES

tututu

not knights

[jagged citrus]

and then the first guy says fetchez la vache again

idiot

[magic escarp]

k nig ets

[jagged citrus]

whatever

mind your own business!

i fart in your general direction!

[magic escarp]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

FLQKFZLNKQZFLKNQZLNKQLFZNK

goob is my lost twin

[jagged citrus]

instagram removed a comment for harassment because i said "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

[shut vapor]

Thoughts?

[magic escarp]

NIIIIICE

[magic escarp]

nichijou vibes

love it

[vivid bane]

hey you're that random person I noticed the other day on the AD server

[shut vapor]

Til

[magic escarp]

OF FUCKING COURSE

[jagged citrus]

what in the battle cats

[shut vapor]

I haven't talked in there much recently

[vivid bane]

I don't really either tbh, I'm just a shadow of myself over there, long gone the times where I was a tester and/or a moderator

[magic escarp]

it's still joever for anyone if they ask you about AD tbf

[shut vapor]

Who's your favourite celestial

Using whatever criteria you want

[vivid bane]

I don't wanna detract this channel's real topic but

Gameplay, cel3, then cel7
Kruta scale, cel6

Tbh cel4 has a special place in my heart just because of the beehives

[shut vapor]

What is the kruta scale 😔

[vivid bane]

never heard of Kruta?

[shut vapor]

no

[vivid bane]

A community member that got banned I guess
They used to do fanarts of AD (they're the one that made the bot's icons when you type an AD related guide command)
Well, most of their fanart were rule34 ish in nature

that's what I've been refering to as the "Kruta scale"

[magic escarp]

How

How do you do

AD r34

[vivid bane]

Don't question it

you've never seen the celestials

Cause, spoilers

but they're basically ||formless and genderless entities that are initially more powerful than you are||

[magic escarp]

Alright I won't click the spoiler

And won't look it up

[vivid bane]

anyway this is not GTFO related

[shut vapor]

It's well accepted that number 6 is definitely female tho

[vivid bane]

[true pilot]

One of the 5 mods is gonna murder you now

[shut vapor]

[vivid bane]

F I don't know most of the current mods

[magic escarp]

MODS MENTIONED

Ban this user

[vivid bane]

[shut vapor]

[pallid anvil]

it is impossible to unsee the laundry pfp

[burnt flume]

perpetuating the stereotype of housewife

[magic escarp]

How is this laundry pfp

[magic escarp]

Yes

Altho the housewife is also on stimulants

... Which does fit the 50's wife stereotypes

[shut vapor]

i see it too 😔

[pallid anvil]

whatever is in green if like being thrown in a washer cause your hand is on it

[magic escarp]

Yes goat shut up you're complicit

[pallid anvil]

maybe im just too far lost

[magic escarp]

It's my skirt

But understandable actually

Fuck

[true pilot]

more like the 40s german soldier

[magic escarp]

I do see it

[shut vapor]

green skirt more like green dirt.... HAH get it cuz like its dirty and your pfp is doing laundry

[burnt flume]

sorry for being almost a woman but not quite a woman?

[magic escarp]

GUTE SOLDATEN BEFOLGEN BEFHELE

[worthy flicker]

I'm ngl to you everyone was on stimulants in ww2

[magic escarp]

It's the stimulant part I don't blame you for my gender

...Not yet anyway

[burnt flume]

oh i didn't write nor endorse nor dispense your prescription

[shut vapor]

not yet

[burnt flume]

leave me out of this

i feel like i remember a story of a finnish soldier in ww2 digging into some damn good amphetamines and like

that dude went places and holy shit he was good at his job

[magic escarp]

That would be hot tho, like, flirting goals????

[magic escarp]

ABSOLUTE CHAD

[worthy flicker]

Aimo Koivunen

[true pilot]

most fins did numbers in ww2

[magic escarp]

My head is throbbing but man the ideas are fusing

[worthy flicker]

I can't imagine you're thinking of anyone else

[burnt flume]

of course the american knows the name of the funny finnish guy who took so much amphetamines and got so fucked up

[magic escarp]

AHAHAHAHA

[worthy flicker]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[true pilot]

lol

[magic escarp]

The magic of internet

[worthy flicker]

I identify as a man

Every man has gone through a ww2 history phase

And that's like surface level meme knowledge

[magic escarp]

So do I, depending on the day

[true pilot]

Accurate

[magic escarp]

Hey my fellow dudes

U thought of the roman Empire today?

[burnt flume]

i have seen some sparse pieces but i'm also not a man

[magic escarp]

Now you have

[burnt flume]

i also disbelieve that every man has this phase

[true pilot]

glory to the reich

[burnt flume]

maybe that's the reason i took geography

[magic escarp]

'The holy Germanic empire moment

[magic escarp]

Years of studying maps of huge scale

Still haven't found a way to make my mother fit

Geographer L

[true pilot]

lmao

[magic escarp]

AAA

[burnt flume]

yet the funeral planners got it first try...

[magic escarp]

OH MY GOD

NICE

[true pilot]

amazing

i love gtfo chat

[magic escarp]

ME TOO

[shut vapor]

New geometry dash gauntlet :D

[true pilot]

stfu licker we are laughing at „ur moms so fat” jokes

=)

[shut vapor]

:(

[magic escarp]

Honnestly

Goat's joke is going to be hard to top

This is like, the culmination of years of mom jokes

[worthy flicker]

That's cause topping anything that comes out of a funeral home is illegal and dangerous tbh

[magic escarp]

JAKE NO

[true pilot]

LMAO

also its only dangerous if you dont fully comit

[burnt flume]

i am not taking the infection risk

[worthy flicker]

Nah nah there's flesh eating bacteria you can get from doing that sorta thing

[true pilot]

Speaking from experience?

[burnt flume]

i mean the infection risk is like the 6th reason i wouldn't, there's so many more before that, i should say

[worthy flicker]

I, like many women in America, also had a true crime phase

[true pilot]

Ah

wait thats in true crime?

[trail viper]

does gtfo have or plan on adding mod support?

[burnt flume]

there are already plenty of mods

[worthy flicker]

There's a nonshocking amount of Serial Killers who are Necros tbh

[trail viper]

there is?

[worthy flicker]

Install Thunderstore mod manager, mod game

[burnt flume]

modding is not as easy as it could be if the mono code was available, but there's still a lot out there

[trail viper]

custom weapons and custom levels?

[worthy flicker]

Tbh modding GTFO is still really easy

[burnt flume]

i had a true crime phase of sorts in the past few months but i'm over it now tbh

yeah, custom levels, changed guns, custom guns, custom enemies, whatever

there is some wild stuff out there in GTFO mods

[graceful geode]

#hc-modded message

[worthy flicker]

I still like it sometimes but unironically consuming that level of negativity for hours a day for a couple weeks was fucking with my mental health and perception of people

[graceful geode]

I'll say this beforehand, of course, @trail viper DO NOT use "heavy" (like anything that changes guns) mods in this server's matchmake.

[burnt flume]

ya, i already felt a little weird outside with the whole being trans thing, looking at a bunch of true crime stuff doesn't really help

I still keep my wits about me at least

[graceful geode]

I think it depends on the "true crime", you mean police bodycams?

[worthy flicker]

Nah, generally interrogations.

[magic escarp]

What the fuck

I got automodded because of voyeur*sm

Bro????

[lost lynx]

1984

[burnt flume]

all of that footage is USA focused isn't it

[magic escarp]

Same, I try to limit it because it's just misplaced voyeur*sm. It's hard to look away from morbid fascination but there's just too much going

[burnt flume]

no idea how it'd differ here in the UK so lmao if i ever have to be questioned as a suspect for a crime

[magic escarp]

I feel like invading in people lives in their darkest hour. It's very compelling but also... Wrong?

[worthy flicker]

Most of it, yeah. You'll rarely get some stuff out of like Eastern Europe, but there's a couple of British Cases that are really popular.

[worthy flicker]

It's in the same purview of watching gore

Just not as steep down the cliff face

[magic escarp]

I was there during a police confrontation between victim and perpetrator (was the victim)

The cops really do use loaded questions to trivk you you

It's interesting TBF

But it just goes to show never speak without lawyer

USA or not

[burnt flume]

being left alone in a blank room for hours at a time sounds so miserable

the cops would have to put up with me singing out of boredom

[graceful geode]

It's weird how few people go "I want my lawyer" at those times tbh.

[worthy flicker]

I promise you that's so far from the worst thing they'd deal with

[magic escarp]

That's just the average student 1 room appartement

[burnt flume]

ok but at least my room has a bed, a computer, a window

[worthy flicker]

Tbh I don't think it's like, common knowledge. Especially among older generations.

[burnt flume]

you know, bare neccessities

[magic escarp]

People think it makes them look guilty and they don't need it if innocent

I see where it comes from but no

[burnt flume]

it's not just a blank room with a chain on the floor, 3 chairs, and a table

[worthy flicker]

If you're guilty, you need a lawyer. If you're innocent then you REALLY need a lawyer, at least in America.

[graceful geode]

That's everywhere tbh. The basis of all those mechanisms is "everyone gets a fair process".

[worthy flicker]

Sure, I can just only speak for my experience with the American Legal System.

[magic escarp]

Plus like, feel free to correct me if I go too far into conspiracy theory

But the whole "lawyers are scumbags. They are not your friends, they're slimy" that every show teaches you, they just help the police get whatever they want

It's a very worrying trend

[worthy flicker]

Uh

They're scumbags lmao

[magic escarp]

Especially since it usually starts with kids cartoons

Like you do grow up with a "I should avoid lawyers" mentality

[graceful geode]

They're scumbags you pay to be YOUR scumbag.

[worthy flicker]

^

[magic escarp]

How are they scumbags might I ask?

[burnt flume]

i know someone on discord from pennsylvania who's working to be a lawyer

family lawyer, i think he was going for

[graceful geode]

You might question the morals of defending people you kinda know ARE guilty.

[magic escarp]

no

[worthy flicker]

I feel like I should preface this and say #NotAllLawyers are scumbags but I've worked with Lawyers who gave definitely gotten dudes off of a murder charge they've definitely committed lmao

[magic escarp]

Lawyer's whole professions often get conflated with "prove your client's innocense" / "prove the opposite side is guilty"

But it's not that

Your clients wants something, and it's the lawyers job to use the full extent of the law in your client's favor. It isn't ultimately about the truth, but about making sure whatever the outcome of the trial is, your client got a fair trial, and benefited from the entirety of the law

[worthy flicker]

If that doesn't make you a scumbag idk what does

[graceful geode]

Personally I just think they care about getting payed and that's all

[burnt flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Ncs9gXBAI

[worthy flicker]

As Beepo said tho I paid that guy to be my scumbag, and he got me off pretty scot free

[magic escarp]

Lawyers are about making sure EVERYONE gets to benefit from the law. Not about right or wrong

Bit of a personal anecdote, but when I was assaulted, the dude actually confessed at the police station, and his lawyer still tried to help him. And I don't hold it against the lawyer. The lawyer didn't do anything bad. He made sure that guilty or not, his client got to enjoy the protection of the law. If the law finds him guilty, then that's that

[shut vapor]

Everyone deserves a chance to be heard and represented. Even if you've committed a crime, lawyers might be able to help argue your case to make it sound more human. Did you murder someone for fun or was it because you were forced to from circumstance etc.

[worthy flicker]

Some Lawyers are cool

I think Legal Eagle is a good dude doing a good service

Making people generally more aware of the law

[magic escarp]

And like, technically his lawyer defended someone he KNEW omitted assault

he just was making sure he was getting a fair trial

Which is not just nice. It is required that EVERYONE gets representation, if we want the legal system to work. If only "the good guys" gets to have lawyers, then it's just rigged

[worthy flicker]

@magic escarp I think another part of it you might not(or you might you are French) factor in is the American Distrust of like, any authority

[magic escarp]

That's fair, but attorneys aren't even authority