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I'd rather have my cows grow up on the ground than an airship tbh


i like mine under the ground
gives it that earthy rich taste

Our traditional way of making meat is on the fire, we also do sandwhiches there
Usually it's lamb, beef, sometimes chicken, kebabs, ribs, wors(it's a long sausage we invented here)
Yeah use lfg na
Use mm
use dn
is the lag between regions annoying to deal with on gtfo or nah
Y
where is that?
South Africa
oh aint that where the tesla guy is from
Yeah, Melon Musk
That's not all of it, there's bread too afterwards
ooh, like dinner rolls?
No, slices of bread in sandwhiches, typically with tomatoes, onions and cheese.
Others have cheese or jam, or a combination of all of it
Yup, potjie kos(pot food) is another kind of food we have here
like stews and such?
Melon musk
Beelong Husk
Basically in a dutch pot add beef, potato(whole ones, baby potatoes are best), sliced carrots, wine, butternut(if you like it), onions,
Then it's a slow boil outside with coals/wood
You also make bread in another pot
Why does south Africa use Dutch pot

We have different cooking methods from different places.
The Dutch arrived in the Cape 1652 in order to farm here due to being poor in Europe, potjie kos came from them when they did a large move from one place to another after being attacked, it was basically them making food in a pot, and replenishing it over time.
We have malaysian meat loaf(bobotie)
Greek Coconut Tart also made it's way here(A greek coconut tart)
south africa lore
:/
Hmm lore
what knife damage is actually done on the back of the head? does the calculation include back+precision+sleeping mult?
i believe so
Yes
And it’s all multiplicative
base damage x knife prec multi x enemy prec multi x backstab multi x sleeping multi
ty, doing math but i couldn't really tell how the dammy was calculated
i can send you mountain mans spreadsheet so you know how much damage it deals to precision
whats a good gun to pair with a veruta
biggus can you give a less dumb answer
ok there we go
💀
machinepistol machinegun
god loadout
when can we get a MP in special slot? smh my head
bruh
its just becoming more and more ragebaity...
Asking questions you don't want the answer to
I mean tbh I do that all the time with what I'm having for dinner
same thing but the context is much different
TRUE
thats part of the "flip a coin to find out which option disappoints you" strategy though
thats legit
stare at the options until its too late and you need to rush the choice
procrastination is also legit, just higher risk
this however has stuck in my craw
he so obviously loves confrontation and is anti-growth that he abides his entire being to rules set by a 12 year old
hell, maybe a 10 year old
how has your day been pable? any delicious food?
I feel called out
if a rule is old, give it another look! there may be some growth there (:
even if its just carving out an exception
wait no that was the wroing message
I got trolled
it's the procrastination part because I still haven't gone shopping for breakfast
There are no reasonable exceptions I've found so far
Before I started detesting weebs? Stabbed
But ever since I've avoided and hated them like the plague? Not stabbed since
this is incredibly dangerous logic to follow and I hope you mature enough one day to understand why and change
awww, you are a sweety
procrastination is based, and skipping breakfast is truly not a biggie
D:
okay you are working with a debuff, so you don't have the luxury of skipping meals lol
your what
Idk man I was in more danger when I was more prone to being stabbed
:)
What
👏
You have 2 mouths, you should talk to a doctor about that
should i be bio?
1
And thats my smile fuckin thief
why is the baby a type 1?
Comedy i know
i love autoimmune damage to the beta cells of the pancreas
I love damage.
frogbix
no
you sure?
im running bio you run foam
yes?
fuck you
lol
my bio bitch
YES
youd enjoy that

Islets of Langerhaans sobbing rn
the what
Frogbix
cat
not a cat
sooooo boring
not a cat
cat?
Kittybix502
No
Yes
those guys take 3 days to kill
skill issue?
skill issue.
mhnm
runs away
roars for screen shake and jams map
ping pong you
calls in devastator

i just don't understand how you can genuinely sit here and believe so firmly that your being stabbed was because of the person liking anime, and not the person being a fucking psychopath
people can be that insane over things that aren't anime
they are exactly as common as those that like anime are
you might as well just not interact with any humans ever because you might find another one that's insane and try to stab you over you not liking fucking grapes
Ah but I do like grapes
ah yes
ignore the entire point because i used an example that doesn't apply to you
good job you've successfully matrix'd out of the problem
...
*not liking hel shotgun
yeah lol, I can clearly tell the point was missed
prone
proning in GTFO
when
lol i stand by my earlier assessment

we dont mess in 16yr olds
Contributing factors
-young
-american
-living in ohio
-chemicals in the bread
-american education system
-likely some kind of neurodivergence
-general culture nowadays is pretty weird
American

add modding in it too
-likes grapes (apparently)
you forgot about that pachi
ey grapes are good
oh yeah that too
True
hey sleepy, if i buy you Helldivers 2 will you join that server and stop poisoning my favorite watering hole?
What you mean stop coming here? For a time yes
If he says yes, you buy it to him, and he still comes back, I'm going to start liking his attitude tbh
Likely a few months, I get really addicted to games
really? i couldnt tell tbh
(i hope he comes back)
So… what im seeing is… in a few months you will leave us be?
No for a few months
Fuck
cubix is hoping that this is one of those games that you're just being addicted to for a few months, and then we'll be rid of you
Then again it's entirely possible I forget this game and never come back, but it's all just odds
because being toxic made him fail up and away?
if you really dont like him the block button exist
Not sure why, to be honest I dont really mind him as much as I did before, maybe because he doesn't go HEL IRON as much anymore, or I became tolerant, whatever
and ur done lmao
the problem is i hate the "# blocked message(s)" prompt more than i hate sleepy
like why we on this on a friday
Exactly I've blocked like half the people here because I don't like them
It's more or less what I kinda keep doing personally, but yeah you're right
thats true
ah
like
that makes sense
even Gerz said it last week
same
im going to make you block me
Yeah its time to move to DoW
i can play you
chat bout any other games
Don't try and talk wheat out of it, helldivers seems really fun
LOL
Get this man helldivers 2
and itll all go away
Nah give him helldivers 1 for the funnies
Don't buy a random person on the internet you don't know an expensive game
are we buying people now?
Nah pachi we know him. We know he is an abhorrent attention seeking bastard.
WHERE
oh lordy, i forget she has the moves
That's just uncalled for
can someone buy me elden ring
hey Poleman
its not WW2 anymore
chill
Like for real go get your nails done or something like a queen instead of feeding a culture of entitlement
no i want elden ring
i want cyberpunk
wha-… i didnt buy anyone during ww2
ohhh! i need to get my nails done e for a party in a few weeks
Eat it
explain the people in your basement then
eat it too
should i get extentions too? or just the manicure?
💅
yeah no i didnt buy them
I stole them
bro what
Now hang on don't talk wheat out of it
technically, they were free
Wheat go do your nails
you will look beautiful with your nails done
hmm not for a couple weeks
I really want to burn bugs, and I'd be gone for anywhere for a few months to potentially permenantly
go go go
im happy that i got to play with an old player that came back to the game like 6hrs ago (they played on OG R1 then stopped)
see? He gets it. Freedom is free, till you’re locked in a basement
they were nice ppl too
damn
thats cool
i want free slaves
:)
shush woke the liberals are cookin
Those are called employees alex, you get to exploit them
woooah, what was their biggest take away from where the game is now? thats such a cool perspective to get
nope
im dragging you with me to the corporate work hell
Overloads? Where's the bulkhead
Im gonna game end myself
Don't do that
in game
now that you said that ill do it twice
stream?
fuck
What ever happened to the earlier idea
No i wont fuck game ending myself
which one?
😔
i can't handle it anymore, i am going to- returns to lobby
Wheats idea
Bribery
who even is wheat
there is no such person
what are you talking about
Yeah what even is an idea
yes
uhhh
english moment
they didnt have a solid team
No.
So wait am I still getting bribed to fuck off for a bit or is that idea off
oh, rip, i was hoping for a deep insight, but "we wiped, this aucks" is much more realistic lol
na
lmao
I wonder how quickly you can get a flamethrower in helldivers
Hey cubix, I got a question
@true pilot
go for it
Why ever use machine pistol over hel auto
It's got ten less mag, it's less controllable, and the single extra yard of range don't mean much
isnt yard like a pretty long distance?
No matter
Well uhhh… mp has more damage im pretty sure so i guess for that. Other than that, really maybe just for nostalgia or smth, or if you wanted to challenge yourself
Its kinda outclassed by hel pp rn
yard is close enough to the meters used in game
Cubix Looks Free To Me! lol
Me when the sleeper is 100 yards away
the fucks a yard
3 feet or 36 inches long
the fuck is a feet or an inch
No
I am busy
American measurement

Hmmm… meters are better
skill issue
Also it’s better to play through Occy without me
Well at least you're asking about measurements that you might find useful instead of 1% w/w or something
hey i like you better now bc you used meters
no rigged card play for us today
wdym, meters are the supreme measurment
well you see, a foot is the thing at the end of your leg
ppl with feet fetish when you say shes's 5 foot 8
really? And some dumbasses measure with that? How amazing the world is…
as someone in the main country that does it
i couldn't agree more
lol
pulls out comically large scaler: lemme introduce myself
a comically large professor scaler?
damn
maybe 
three feet
long live the meters! The supreme measurment!
i'm stupid
yeah we know
.9144 if you want the specific number
blame it on the inferior measurment system
just always have to affirm for myself
.9144 what? eagles? sleepers? scouts?
IQ
yes
POV you are in secondary school maths class
it was a good one imo
did you called me low IQ or Jar?
i'm pretty sure it led back to me
the teacher after i dont write the measurement:
99 eLePhaNtS?
99 potatoes
it was always potatos
every single fuckin time
meters suck
Not murica
Well where are you from
Mexico
You know who wheat is
i dont
I was excited to be bribed, makes me feel important
that sentence alone spoke a lot about you
Mexico has some of my favorite cuisine ngl
literally making fajitas tonight
list them
food is god tier on here
but holy shit
our country sucks ass
What, it's not often I'm regarded enough that someone feels the need to literally do the meme
Quesadillas burritos fajitas tacos salsa
"I'll give you 20 bucks to fuck off"
Mexican food is S tier
@wicked solstice I mean you're not lying Mexican food is pretty good
I quite like indian/pakistani/bengali food, love a good curry with naan bread
@burnt flume yo butter chicken is pretty damn good especially with a garlic or butter Naan
oh hell ya, what all do you put in your fajitas?
i have loved every Indian food dish i have tried, it blows my mind every time
Also not going to lie I'm really into Mediterranean food and Korean BBQ
Butter chicken is nice but I'm quite partial to a karahi/karai/kadai/korai (everywhere spells it differently)
@burnt flume mmmmmhhh I haven't tried those yet but they sound good
Butter chicken and tikki masala slap as well
Tried bulgo(l?)gi for the first time last night
Went hard
ohhh kbbq is goated, can you drink yet? pairing it with flavored soju is 
I don’t drink :3
I don't actively drink but ngl. Chicken and beer

The true KFC. Korean Fried chicken is fire
totally fair, but they have some great sodas too, try it for sure! (assuming insulin permits ofc ofc)
chicken and beer is so so comfy, gotta respect it
Diet coke my beloved
bless 
My sister is on that diet sprite stuff
oh i’ve been pinging you, fuck mb
aaaaaa
kill this mod
mods
chain this weak mod
whip his ass
not Kaiser replying to 2 of my messages
What can i say i always am there when ur there
so you have a fucked up sleep schedule
no joke, at this point Kaiser needs to just commit to the all nighter and not go to bed until tonight
Random question but what are some of y'all favorite combinations for main/ special weapons
hmm i like rifle rifle plus MG
the click to stagger is nice to pair with the reload cancel of MG ver
hel shotgun + high cal

also carbine + combat shotgun
I think my favorite right now are
Hel Auto pistol/Helgun
Sawed-off shotgun/ Ver XII. carbine/ shotgun
My favorite is either hel shotgun/MG, burst rifle/scattergun, or AR/Burst Cannon
hel revo/burst cannon or hel gun, dmr/combat shotgun
if I'm playing casually I'll also pick DTR/shotgun
I used to run AR BC more, but I’m too occlusion-pilled to run it in vanilla now
@wicked solstice I need to use hel shotgun I haven't really tried it out for myself even though I've touched every other weapon in the game🤣
It’s way too good, feels great
@wicked solstice all right I'm going to have to try it out when I hop on in a few
at first the range of the gun will look "bad"
but it slaps hard
Hel PP and Burst Cannon or Hel PP and Veruta
Carbine/Shotgun is also something that I like using
burst cannon is a really good gun
||at killing players||
I feel mixed about it
I felt WAY worse when BC got nerfed to do 19
The burst Cannon is growing on me kind of
It’s a canon event
On the other hand weapons that I dont like using but are undoubtedly strong are Hel Rev, Hel Shotty...
@wicked solstice damn it I thought I caught that typo
I dont even dislike Hel shotty tbh I pick it a decent deal of times
Hel Rifle is satisfying to use.
Yeah i like it too much, I had to stop using it mid R1
CS is efficient but I just find it boring
PDW I'd avoid using it but with shadows the thermal is just too nice to have
PR was fine with 12 bullets now I really cant be bothered to use it
We love 1 magging mom
Eh Scattergun existing IMHO makes a lot of weapons feel between redundant and unfocused
Especially in the actual scenario of having 4 players
:)
Nerf scatter for the love of god
You dont even need to be superclose to some stuff it just shreds anyway
Sometimes I hit giants at a not-super-close range and just finish them with PDW or Hel PP
lol yeah
So it doesn't even force you to take that risk
It’s so busted man
is the two shot mag not enough
hel pp?
Hel autopistol
Maybe like
Make it not one mag birthers
Thanks
loll
Both
@little ridge I love hel auto pistol
5 times the stagger
ok i'm using it
i like the HAP, but its not good for large targets
it seems like i'll enjoy it
it's ok i brought my trusty precision rifle
if you like that, try HEL rifle
Just shoot like a burst at something and it'll stagger
i see
sadly i cant use vanilla PR, im colorblind
See an horde? Pepper it instead of full-auto
aw
Fuck, you can keep chargers staggered for so long with it
me when the stagger lasts 2 years
yeah, i cant see chargers in the dark, i cnat see flyers in the dark, and i cant see name colors or use PR scope
i love pr but i cant make use of it
fair enough
The stagger mixed with the pen and the high RoF+Quick reload time is really strong
Just dont take more than one I guess
i see i see
This
if you enjoy heavy hitting meme guns, try the slug shot
its my personal favorite main gun, combo with short rifle or veruta
oh ok nvm
It’s quite bad
i enjoy it, its fun and decent for smalls, do not try it against chargers or anything bigger
alr so i'm bringing hel pp and deagle
high cal?
yes
LETS GOOOO
And it also grants carpal tunnel
high cal my beloved
but I thought it demolished chargers
deagle is fine, but i would personally recommend you try pump shotgun
combat shotgun goes hard too
holy crap it's chill dude wait i've played with u before no?
with how R4A2 works I'd bring a ||Hel Rifle to just hs scouts||
sup guys
But HiCal works too
kk kk
we have pain 24/7
I think so yea
yeah ur friends with baemo and stuff
are there any Russian players here?
a fun meme loadout i would recommend you try at least once is slug shot and either veruta or short rifle
no, go to #lfg-eastern-europe
thx
?
for the russian discord server
Oh chill did you try Occy D3 yet or are you doing BT2
Just curious
i memed with hel shotgun and hel gun
we didnt try d3 yet
Cool, cool, just wondering
i cant personally recommend hel shot, people praise it as good but its got super wide spread and i cant enjoy it
i enjoy it as meming
Legit loadout
hel gun is very good, but id recommend the HAP as a substitute for that shotgun
but i still just use the revolver normally
you can also enjoy it as a destruction machine
memed?
That could absolutely fuck
it was in an E level so--
Yeah those are literally two top tier weapons
perfectly awesome
Which E tier
any e tier u bring that to could work
forgor
these guys disagree with me often, and this is one of the most disagreed on topics here, i just cant stand the hel shot
hel shotgun still good for E2 overall
Yeah
amazing actually
i value a good deal of reach, so i'd personally recommend the hel autopistol or revolver over hel shotgun
thats ur opinion
yes, and thats exactly what i framed it as
ohh does helgun hit good break points with hairies?
lol
hairies?
i remember my first encounter with a nightmare scout
not knowing we needed to hit the tumors
fun
it can't 2 body the striker_beserk
bro why is that one berserk
You guys think I have stupid names for shit
so you need to hit a tumour with hel gun vs nightmares to 2 shot iirc
And the rest are nightmares
hel rifle 1 tumor,
hel gun 1 tumor 1 body
i never bother hittin tumors unless i sneak i just bodyshots with mg or whatev
i mean if i hit i hit if not
ehe
real
just adding this first
PR isnt rly great for giants
hey Eva
*sleepy disagrees with the very much agreed upon opinion (or honestly fact) that hel shotgun is insanely strong
to pray, is to spray
Hoi
take hel revo and hel rifle
if you dont kill with hel rifle, quick swap to hel revo
Its free with any line ups even with mid aim
Go to sleep
oh right funny daylight time
my church is the enemies, and my prayers are their general direction
Hell yeah you can stay up longer
when does europe flip? next week?
lol you other guys haven't beaten that yet?
Flip over itself with Nuclear War? Perhaps soon.
i don't, but at least France does
31 of march
oh lol
then its 6 hours again between est and cet
We lose 1 hour of sleep for something that doesn't make sense anymore
It does tho?
at least its not on my birthday lol
Where I live it absolutely makes sense
The idea was of daylight savings but the impact nowadays with people working even during weekends at night is so minimal
oh i see what you mean
You could argue it's not worth changing people's SLEEP SCHEDULE
If you didnt know I LIKE SLEEP
🤣
That’s why it’s so much fun in the fall
Sleep is fantastic
someone have the andocas log link thing?
Yeah 1 hour more of sleep
I'm about to hop on the next few minutes I'm just going to try out Hel Shotgun @junior latch by the way appreciate the tier list you put out a while back and I see why you and panel placed certain weapons where they are

To each their own I guess 👍
oh btw dak
you are enlisted to next friday
mayhaps :3
I should be able to make it
what could go wrong
this wont end well
im gonna handle time with tru first
Everything can go wrong
last sunday of march and last sunday of oct for europe iirc
tumor hit kinda easy tho tbh
i am a MG user, i am lucky to get the body shot
me
still to say hel gun is wack vs nightmares is some crazy misinfo
that’s why I said “I think”
i can solo hold that shit with hel gun no problem
because they're just chargers with a weak spot
presenting a theory, not killing anyone
F
real
still got 7 missions to do to complete r4
then complete r3 and r5 and r7 and r6
jesus i have so much to do
Feels real good to get it done though
yellow gives u 8 seconds of insane melee power, red gives u some health. both infect u a bit.
pop iix (yellow), pop giant head from behind, dies.
thx
3x for a single hit
the infection and health gained is also randomised to a degree
like you can get 8-12% off of a red i think
the infection it gives is typically less than 10%
well
it IS below 10%
it doesn't affect your hp cap until the second syringe when it puts you at or above 10%
@wicked solstice @junior latch so I tried to hel shotgun and that damn weapon is clutch af used it during R4C3
man stfu
i have a good sleeping time
from 6am to 10am

yo
The only burst weapon i like is the carbine
i hate 3 round burst
4 round burst is actually good tho
and the burst sentry is kind of good when put in the right direction
@latent palm I highly disagree with sleepy
wrong
Wdym
I totally agree with sleepyboi

I feel like people disagreeing with Sleepy is just the usual 😭
@latent palm lol I know the running joke around here
But damn seriously that was my first time using that gun and that shit is ridiculous
impossible

@latent palm yes I have read the chat and seen his takes
Child behavior dont u think

stand back a few meters, then you will see how bad it really is
3 round burst rifle is good. 3 round burst cannon is cursed and never should've happened
5 round burst cannon my beloved
I hate 3 round burst
if you dont get a headshot twice it wastes a bunch of ammo
1 round bursts are my fav
3 round burst cannon is pretty fun
but i did enjoy the 5 burst a lot
but nothing can ever replace the burst cancel days 
slug shotty
Your right slug shotty is better
burst cancel i meant
double pump meta
Double pump is back baby
I'm gonna burst cancel my carbine
I'm gon burst cancel Schaeffer into singing Monster on R7C1
Burst cancel into breakthrough 2
Gonna burst cancel my sniper
burst cancel is kinda like edging
Mods. Remove this man's skin
you hate me because you know im right
I hate you because I'm a hateful person
and because I am right
i lick you because im a licker
change my mind
Anyone ready for some game?
I m at R2C1
Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.
If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.
just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
hell shotgun
were you shooting at nightmares or something
i did r1c2
it's one of the best weapons in the game, idk what to tell you
for anti-charger you could use hel rifle
veruta mid
it one shots them
does veruta have longer chargeup than arblist?
no
weird it certainly felt like that
arba i didnt like because of rof
veruta is decent vs juggers
kinda shit at anything else
nah man
it's a bullet hose
makes you untouchable for however long you can shoot 60 bullets
prec rifle 1 shot charger scout at back?
Holding down the trigger moment
I've never really seen anyone fire veruta in bursts
hello guys how do you create a voice room please ?
You join the create-a-team VCs
It'll make a VC and move you to it automatically
oh alr thank you
you'd need 3 shots iirc, it's high cal/hel rifle/sawed off/shotgun that'll one hit kill to the back (burst cannon too but that technically takes 2 bullets out of a burst)
scattergun kills as well
why do we have so many trolls now
i mean i know why
but why
thats not jugger certified from you
Fuck off alex
but is it possible to do 3 shots without making the cscout scream?
maybe this is obvious but sorry for the dumb question xd
I don't believe so
you can kill charger scouts with hel gun in 2 shots but precision rifle doesn't have enough damage for that
What engine is this game in?
unity
really??? It really doesn't give me that Unity vibe
Like with the loading sequence in for the main screen & the sort of instability (when ran on a HDD)
it definitely is unity at least lol
its got the unity crash handler with it next to the main executable, for some simple evidence
Rarely games are tested on HDD anymore I think
Aw man my cheap chinese harddrive from the Singapore airport which is incredibly slow and at its end of its lifespan has not been tested for???
dont trust me, imfucked
what did you do this time?
dronk
too much jack
u know i knowww, but fireblall staste gppd
cimanin
What the fuck is bread
...
There not what ti typw
Wim gonna pla helldiet 2
Dw I'll be ok
I can still type, just dizzy
you didn't even get it right
second try is the charm
me when surr surr
Ohh fuck of papo
I'm perfectly fine
doubt
I'm gonna go play helldivers
Based
Goodnight and I Yates eva
Agreed
Isn’t he 16?
Who
Sleepy
Me thanks I try to be young
From the context I’m seeing
he is a minor and drinking
Let him be
ig
I never understood drinking
He's allowed to drink yeah it's not illegal or anything
that explains some stuff
I have had 13 shots or more
Unless you're in one of 5 states or some such
It's just purchasing or what have you
Sure buddy and I have done 100 kg of phenty
ayo?
Sleepy do you still think hel shotgun is bad?
Don't personally see getting drunk at that age to be a good idea, but he'll probably be fine
We sleeping good tonight boys(forever)
Accordin to an obio lae it's ok for an ohioan to drink if they're parent wattch them do it
XD
Did a parent of yours watch you do it?
Sleepy is from Ohio
that explains everything
Yeee
no he is trolling you ngl
The Mako state
Honestly
I can see the resemblance
nothing good comes from Ohio
Ma an da daw Mr
😔
What
grrrrrrrrr






