gtfo-chat

[nimble pumice]

[true pilot]

This is just regular gtfo chat stuff

ive seen way worse

[jade dirge]

people are throwing wierd, contradictory statements

[quartz cape]

guys they made a second mario game

[jade dirge]

and talking about pizza for some reason

[quartz cape]

can you believe it

[mellow hedge]

wtf no way

[junior latch]

@upbeat onyx wtf

[nimble pumice]

I can believe it

[pseudo sedge]

pizza on femboy when

[raw shard]

I have some great news for you

they made a third as well

[quartz cape]

yeah its called super mario brothers 2

[true pilot]

Femboy on kiwi when

[pine root]

mario femboy

[true pilot]

wait really?

[wicked solstice]

On god?

[jade dirge]

what is this

[mellow hedge]

na no way theres 2 of them

[junior latch]

How did you get the idea to add kiwi on pizza

[quartz cape]

no its real

[coarse grail]

you guys played super mario land? that game was the shit

[pseudo sedge]

femkiwi when

[quartz cape]

go to your local gamestop

[true pilot]

pure skill

[quartz cape]

and ask the guy at the counter

[mellow hedge]

no gamestop here so doesnt exist

[true pilot]

it tasted decently tbh

[raw shard]

SO TRUE THOUGH

[nimble pumice]

sper maroo brethren 4

[coarse grail]

screw that squid mf though geez

[wicked solstice]

i only ever played the wii u one

[true pilot]

spear mario birthers 5

[wicked solstice]

It was pretty good

[coarse grail]

4 year old me in shambles

[raw shard]

I had a gameboy advance when I was like 8 and it was all I played lmao

[mellow hedge]

Hel Shotgun birthers 0.5

[woven nebula]

"Bollugs. Monsters!"

[nimble pumice]

bollugs

[coarse grail]

I think super mario land might have been my first game ever, that or tetris

[wicked solstice]

i had a ds, just normal ds

[coarse grail]

on regular gameboy

[wicked solstice]

And I played Super Monkey Ball, Pokemon mystery dungeon, and Pokemon Black

[woven nebula]

"I don't like A Sound of That..."

[analog flicker]

Apparently there's so many Mechs being called in its fucking with the servers.

[coarse grail]

this making me feel old

[junior latch]

getting the based sp kyogre edition (with ruby tho) was peak

[wicked solstice]

Same

[jade dirge]

well, are you old?

[wicked solstice]

I miss super monkey ball

Pc port when nintendo?

[junior latch]

oh btw

[coarse grail]

never ask a girl her gtfo hours, a gtfo player his salary, and never ask a guy his age

[junior latch]

I made a kyogre today at work

[mellow hedge]

can we get pacman with raytracing pls

[wicked solstice]

Ayo???

[raw shard]

never ask a speedrunner his time on tutorial

[jade dirge]

i dont think thats the saying

[analog flicker]

Idc about yo salary but what's your age and hours in GTFO?

[woven nebula]

"Hear Tha'? Sounds like a Pacc."

[wicked solstice]

Eva what’s your time on tutorial?

[mellow hedge]

if they dont say 4:06 they're bad

[junior latch]

Ill send a pic of it

[junior latch]

[raw shard]

mine is a 2:51

[junior latch]

freaking 4:07.049

[wicked solstice]

Mine is like

[raw shard]

that's 2 hours and 51 minutes

[wicked solstice]

4:16:00

[coarse grail]

🤐

[wicked solstice]

That’s what I submitted it as

KEK

[mellow hedge]

lolllll

[wicked solstice]

i thought the other slot was for milliseconds

[nimble pumice]

hah I remember my duo running tutorial a fair bit

[jade dirge]

ellda, did you ever weigh in on hel shot?

[nimble pumice]

guy had fun

[coarse grail]

nope I don't care about gun balance and all that shit

[mellow hedge]

wwe got a gigaspeedrunner here

[coarse grail]

I just take guns and shoot fools

[analog flicker]

[wicked solstice]

Based

[raw shard]

I just like running R6C1, baller level

[jade dirge]

ah but whats your opinion on this specific gun

[wicked solstice]

BASED

BASED AS HELL

[mellow hedge]

R6C1 is amazing

[analog flicker]

They literally just said they don't care

[mellow hedge]

Used to be my fav level

[wicked solstice]

absolutely fucking insane

[junior latch]

imagine not doing the mega jump tho

[wicked solstice]

It’s probably my second favorite only to R8C2 now

[junior latch]

the most fun part

[raw shard]

I ran it a lot in OG R6 and I kinda like the new seed better

[wicked solstice]

damn

[raw shard]

solo

[wicked solstice]

i liked old seed way more

[mellow hedge]

I think the old seed is better

[junior latch]

most based way to go

Either its THE RUN or you just reset :^ )

[wicked solstice]

Probably because I was an R6 baby

[coarse grail]

I should upload the duo run I did to youtube even if I forgot the booster scroll 🥲

[raw shard]

I def like the new seed for the first scan better

[wicked solstice]

Error is boring now

[raw shard]

do it :D

[wicked solstice]

And first zone is too big

[analog flicker]

R6C1. Sadly all I remember is I get to break 60% hp

[raw shard]

Maybe I can get Danny to run it with me again

[wicked solstice]

also apex door no longer as forboding

It’s just kind of there

[raw shard]

error zone pretty much always spawns key in F so you don't even have to faff around with logs

[mellow hedge]

boring

[raw shard]

how is that boring lol

[wicked solstice]

I liked it when the zone was bigger

[raw shard]

That's fair

[wicked solstice]

And it could spawn in other places

[mellow hedge]

idk lol

ya

[analog flicker]

Just make it in E2

[raw shard]

[analog flicker]

[wicked solstice]

*E3

E2 is out

[analog flicker]

E4

[wicked solstice]

No

[coarse grail]

Maybe I'll casual speedrun R8A1 cos I need the depth for the achievement anyway

[wicked solstice]

E3 is story conclusion

[wicked solstice]

Do it

[junior latch]

current rng distribution is so much better for speedruns 🙏

60/30/10% (with minor 1/1000 for other rooms) with the 10 being the bad spawn (with like 5 sec time loss)

[mellow hedge]

full team?

[coarse grail]

probs just 2

[analog flicker]

I'm still sadge my group didn't nab that E1 PE clear

[mellow hedge]

yeah thats right

[raw shard]

I've had the key spawn in narnia once, I literally could not find it without pinging

[wicked solstice]

Unfortunate

[mellow hedge]

(im scared i want to keep my record)

[wicked solstice]

No soundbug tho :3

[analog flicker]

It's honestly not too bad once you know where to go

[raw shard]

I would run A1 if it wasn't literally just luck based

[junior latch]

which A1

[analog flicker]

But the last part is just kill or kite

[coarse grail]

I don't play outside my static often and not many of them like speedrunning

[junior latch]

R8?

[coarse grail]

yea

[raw shard]

Can't wait for the 0.000001% HSU

[pine root]

And key

[mellow hedge]

I would run it again

[pine root]

And scans

[raw shard]

yeah lol

[junior latch]

Oh R1A1

hey its 0.67%

[mellow hedge]

Its fun

[raw shard]

not if you multiply the chances of everything being right

[junior latch]

dw for wr its only like a 1 in 10.000 minimum at this point

[raw shard]

Yeah exactly, I cba to run that shit lmao

[junior latch]

nobody runs r1a1 anymore

[analog flicker]

I didn't realize just how dead LFGs are rn

[junior latch]

Checkpoint lol (even if it gets subtracted)

[raw shard]

run something fun

[mellow hedge]

just you wait

[raw shard]

run R5C1 lol

[junior latch]

i wanna run R8A2 sec, R8B2 and stuff

[raw shard]

goofy ass level

[mellow hedge]

yeah they sound fun

[analog flicker]

R8A2 is a fun short level.

Though I'm not particularly amazed by it either

[raw shard]

what the fuck is B2 again

lmao

[mellow hedge]

also surprisingly r8d2 main is fun to run

[mellow hedge]

kraken

[raw shard]

ah

I still have yet to do main on that level

[analog flicker]

That's If you do secondary

[robust dawn]

2 lobbies

[raw shard]

the game is dead what do you expect

[coarse grail]

I'm surprised, you just been on modded?

[mellow hedge]

Yeah but if you speedrun you do 100% for the clout

[junior latch]

I wanna know how doable it is to completely ignore the monarch

[raw shard]

no I mean I've just always done secondary

[coarse grail]

oh right

[raw shard]

Main path is diff

[mellow hedge]

Probably not

[analog flicker]

Any% speedruns be like.

[raw shard]

is monarch what we are calling the mega mom

[mellow hedge]

Too many spawns with the dual and extract

[coarse grail]

supernanny?

[junior latch]

You take the faster route here

[raw shard]

what about Ruth

[mellow hedge]

fr lmao

[mellow hedge]

Ya

Main is faster

[junior latch]

shes slow no?

[jade dirge]

i just had an idea for a great mod

[raw shard]

she's like 2% speed LMAO

[mellow hedge]

Eh

[jade dirge]

more difficult levels with 8 total people

[mellow hedge]

She would catch up quick

[nimble pumice]

can the big big mom even fit through a door?

[raw shard]

Mod for more players

[mellow hedge]

Yes

[true pilot]

Definitly

[jade dirge]

call the mod strike team or something

[junior latch]

this doesnt work well on multiple levels tbh

[nimble pumice]

hmm

[coarse grail]

on our first run we got her to the dual scan room

[mellow hedge]

Can fit through bulkhead door lmao

[true pilot]

Has any mod that has more than 4 players ever worked?

[raw shard]

The biggest joke of the modding server, "a mod for more than 4 players"

Literally so fucked up to make that work

[nimble pumice]

looked a bit too thick and juicy to go through when I first looked at her

[jade dirge]

has anyone made it work yet?

[raw shard]

EVERYTHING is hard coded for 4 people

no

lol

[junior latch]

Now try to balance it without breaking peoples fps

[mellow hedge]

You would have an easier time making a new game

[nimble pumice]

maybe I was too quick to judge

[jade dirge]

so your saying i could be the first

[raw shard]

fr

[raw shard]

good fucking luck lmao

[mellow hedge]

thats funny

[true pilot]

heh laughz in already having 20 fps

[mellow hedge]

She is quite thick and sexy but yeah

[true pilot]

good luck lmao

[jade dirge]

once i figure out how GTFO's source code works, learn C++, and basically entirely reprogram the game for 8 people its gonna be epic

[raw shard]

that's the neat part

you don't get the source code

good luck :))))))

[true pilot]

yup

[mellow hedge]

You know what imma just wait until i learn c++ this year in uni to start modding

[true pilot]

eat the uni

[raw shard]

why wait till Uni to learn C++

start now

also it's C#

[mellow hedge]

Im learning java atm

[raw shard]

for modding

[jade dirge]

dude im already in college, my college doesnt teach C++

ooh, it did teach C# tho

[raw shard]

Unity uses C# and GTFO uses unity

[mellow hedge]

man

[junior latch]

16 in college

[mellow hedge]

uni useless

[junior latch]

[raw shard]

They're somewhat similar I wouldn't worry

[coarse grail]

probably been advanced due to high intelligence

[jade dirge]

Yes, it's called college credit plus here in ohio

[mellow hedge]

redundant statement

[true pilot]

how does that even work, here people leave primary school at 16 sometimes

fuck no reply

[raw shard]

what

[mellow hedge]

WHAT

[raw shard]

how are you leaving primary at 16

??

[mellow hedge]

Dude what

[true pilot]

8 grades

[jade dirge]

The hell isbprimary school

[mellow hedge]

theres no way

[nimble pumice]

different schooling systems

[true pilot]

• 0 grade

[latent palm]

i feel so downed rn

should i lfg

[coarse grail]

you'd definitely do well at sports day at least

[latent palm]

[true pilot]

Solo kaiser

E2 solo when

[latent palm]

im literally helldiving solo on level 7

[jade dirge]

Isn't primary school like, 1st through 4th grade?

[latent palm]

[mellow hedge]

in aus its prep through 6

[coarse grail]

In the UK it was like ages 3-10

[raw shard]

Yeah you start year 7 at 11 years old

[mellow hedge]

naw

[true pilot]

Yeah basically you got 9 grades where people go to school at the age of 6 or 7, you are either 16 in 8th grade or first grade of high school

[mellow hedge]

usually kids turn 13 in year 7

[jade dirge]

Yeah but I don't think cubix is a brit

[raw shard]

or 13 actually yeah that sounds right

[mellow hedge]

Yeah cause most people turn 18 in year 12

[raw shard]

Yeah no that's right

idk I haven't been 12 years old for years now

[true pilot]

nope, britain doesnt have acess to the baltic

[coarse grail]

I think I was turning 16 when I left secondary school which was 5 years... so starting at 13 seems too old

I'm born late in academic year tho

[raw shard]

bro left early

[mellow hedge]

where are you from?

[jade dirge]

man what the hell is baltic

[coarse grail]

UK

[mellow hedge]

hmm

[jade dirge]

isnt that a kind of vinegar

[junior latch]

4 then 8 years is standard here (9 if on a 13 year track)

[true pilot]

East of denmark

[jade dirge]

what

[mellow hedge]

is aus primary school is prep - year 6 and high school is year 7 - 12

[jade dirge]

isnt east of denmark finland

[true pilot]

Ehhhh????

and whats between them

[raw shard]

Balsamic 💀

[true pilot]

a fucking ladnmass?

[coarse grail]

do you go straight from high school to uni? Cos my secondary school was only 5 years and then its college for 2 years then uni

[mellow hedge]

Yeah

[nimble pumice]

same here

[junior latch]

wait college isnt uni?

[jade dirge]

yeah but in some places you can work on college stuff while your in highschool

[true pilot]

yeah…

[raw shard]

Sixth form

[coarse grail]

In UK college and uni are different

[junior latch]

bruh

[true pilot]

all my life was a lie

[blissful dome]

Wth

[mellow hedge]

thats what i thought

[jade dirge]

some nordic shit idk

[coarse grail]

college is for A levels

[nimble pumice]

no

[raw shard]

College = Sixth form in UK

[blissful dome]

Cringe

[mellow hedge]

damn why cant it be as simple as aus

3 levels of schooling

[coarse grail]

but I'm sure A levels mean nothing outside of UK xD

[raw shard]

at least we don't have middle school

[blissful dome]

^

Wtf do you mean

[mellow hedge]

man wtf is middle school

[raw shard]

LMAO

[coarse grail]

Those are the qualifications universities (read: colleges) take into account when you apply to them

[true pilot]

east of denmark is the baltic sea. From the north of it you get Norway, sweden and eastern north is finland. Then western south of the baltic is germany. South of it is poland. Eastern south is Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia

[nimble pumice]

but does college = university?

[raw shard]

no not in the UK

[jade dirge]

wheres lichtenstein in relation to all this

[mellow hedge]

Here you get a score called ATAR after you finish high school and then different uni courses have an ATAR requirment and you just apply for them and yeah

[coarse grail]

In the UK you spend 2 years at college for your A levels and then go to university, which is what most people would call college I guess

[true pilot]

south west of germany

[coarse grail]

I guess like Brandon said Uk college = sixth form maybe?

[raw shard]

it is yeah

[jade dirge]

cool

[magic escarp]

don't bother learning unity

[nimble pumice]

I love cross comparing education systems

[blissful dome]

Ah

[raw shard]

Too late lmao

[coarse grail]

But I thought sixth form was specifically when you continued college education at your secondary school

[nimble pumice]

it's always such a beautiful mess

[true pilot]

yeah how did we manage to make such a mess of them

[coarse grail]

(maybe thats the distinction in UK)

[magic escarp]

Godot is the way

🙏

[nimble pumice]

I think ours is actually pretty good

[raw shard]

Learning C# doesn't necessarily mean you know unity

[nimble pumice]

not too complex

[raw shard]

You just know C#

[blissful dome]

Learning c#.

Dont

[raw shard]

Unity's UI is easy as fuck anyway

[coarse grail]

Hey C# is fine

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[raw shard]

What's wrong with C# lmao

[magic escarp]

I know, but a lot of people learn C# because unity

[blissful dome]

So much

[magic escarp]

object oriented-bad and I'm a hater

[jade dirge]

C# is my favorite coding language so far

[blissful dome]

Well it's oop

First

[raw shard]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[magic escarp]

LET'S GOOO

[jade dirge]

i learned it for microsoft visual studio

[nimble pumice]

nice

[blissful dome]

I can tolerate c++

But c#????

[coarse grail]

sorry I'm an oop stan

[raw shard]

what do you use then

[true pilot]

Minus the part where we have 2 religions a week and a subject that was literally meant to be propaganda
Outside of that its decent, defo far from perfect tho

[blissful dome]

Fuck no

[coarse grail]

C++ is also fine but its bloated 🙂

[magic escarp]

Modern C++ and Modern Java are actually not that bad from what I've heard

[nimble pumice]

I just mean the staging of it, not the nitty gritty

[magic escarp]

Modern Java has nice features

[mellow hedge]

Im learning both this year lol

[blissful dome]

The what now

[blissful dome]

Yea

[true pilot]

wdym modern, there are ancient javas?

[magic escarp]

And tbf C# also has nice features, the different runtimes make it a bit of a mess but heh

[quartz cape]

yes

[blissful dome]

Hey at least it's not visual basic ig

[magic escarp]

Yes

[true pilot]

which part, the religion or propaganda

[blissful dome]

Both

All three

[magic escarp]

Some people say pre java-11, other pre java-17

[jade dirge]

the mayans ate coffee beans

[true pilot]

i didnt know cavemen did coding

[raw shard]

time to learn brainfuck

[magic escarp]

So coding for older MC versions that are on Java8 is actually pain

[coarse grail]

time to puncture some pieces of card

[river marlin]

I ruined a prisoners runs the moment i joined a lobby and i feel so bad...

[magic escarp]

Been using Go professionnally for the last 3+ years, it's not bad

Avoids a lot of bloat

Some people don't like errors as values

[blissful dome]

Java idk

[magic escarp]

But I'm not one of them

[river marlin]

I´m a sinner now.

[magic escarp]

I'm not really an exception person, but heh

It's 2 ways to do the same thing

[true pilot]

thats what happens when rightist, nationalistic, idiotic parties rule your country for 8 years straight

[blissful dome]

What country? If I may ask

[true pilot]

p o l a n d

[magic escarp]

germany extended

[blissful dome]

Oh no

[true pilot]

they literally added a subject that was meant to indoctrinate children

fun stuff

[blissful dome]

Poland.

[jade dirge]

i think this is starting to get a bit close to politics lads

[blissful dome]

At least it's not rust

[true pilot]

I told ya this country needs to get struck into the sea

[jade dirge]

lets have a turret discussion

[true pilot]

n o

[mellow hedge]

no thats worse

[true pilot]

fuck your turrets

[river marlin]

Mechatronic is the best turret.

[coarse grail]

actual good conversation occurring

[jade dirge]

their all mechatronic

[nimble pumice]

what part of the country are you from if I may inquire

[jade dirge]

my favorite is hel auto

[magic escarp]

Rust is really cool, I'm maintaining a very popular rust lib

[true pilot]

that was the joke

[raw shard]

Sniper is Autotek

[blissful dome]

Die

<3

[true pilot]

Im from Lublin and live in warsaw rn

[magic escarp]

What the fuck

[nimble pumice]

deepest condolences

[raw shard]

"Oh no someone uses something I don't like, I hate you!!!"

[pseudo sedge]

of course the french enjoy rust

[true pilot]

about which part

[nimble pumice]

both

LOL

[true pilot]

exactly

[true pilot]

bitch

[blissful dome]

What else would I do???

[magic escarp]

you probably use typescript to feel good bout yourself but have every param as any

[raw shard]

Be a respectful person?? lmao

[nimble pumice]

I'm from way up north, Gdańsk

[magic escarp]

[nimble pumice]

shame me for that if you wish

[blissful dome]

Sarcasm could never

[mellow hedge]

Thats a fucked up troll face holy

[true pilot]

you mean Danzig?

[pseudo sedge]

no, i am not american, i enjoy myself some C

[raw shard]

british troll face

[nimble pumice]

ja

[blissful dome]

Lmao

[magic escarp]

bri*ish

[true pilot]

monique

wrong reply

[blissful dome]

Reply fail

[true pilot]

somehow

[magic escarp]

:(

you're mean

[true pilot]

=)

[magic escarp]

I hope Orange's people invade urs again

[true pilot]

yes i made that my carieer

[magic escarp]

tbf you probably hope that too

[blissful dome]

What does this mean

[magic escarp]

Cubix knows

[true pilot]

i hate to tell you but you’re orange

[magic escarp]

[magic escarp]

german on the server

[blissful dome]

[blissful dome]

Lmao

[nimble pumice]

more camps? great

[magic escarp]

no, just replace cubix's gov

[true pilot]

me when an SS man gets executed in the street after dark

[magic escarp]

a potato would do better than his former one

[true pilot]

Wait no the current one doesnt suck

[magic escarp]

hence why I said former

[nimble pumice]

they are being replaced, but I don't think they'll do much better in all fairness

[magic escarp]

But yes

[pseudo sedge]

would u rather be french or code exclusively in emoji language?

[nimble pumice]

I don't like politicians

[blissful dome]

I remember in history i had a project and it was just the division of Poland in 1772

[magic escarp]

that's a very informed opinion right there

guys i think everyone bad

[true pilot]

if they liberalize some stuff they will already be better

[blissful dome]

Real

[true pilot]

you mean 3 divisions?

=)

[blissful dome]

uwu

[little ridge]

I feel like they change nothing nowadays anyway, no matter the party/political orientation, communist/socialist/capitalist/whatever

[true pilot]

You shouldnt, their whole career is manipulation

[little ridge]

I feel like it's pointless and that something/someone else decides what happens

[quasi pine]

hi chat

[nimble pumice]

precisely why I dont

[quasi pine]

what would a shooter taste like

[magic escarp]

This is very lame and dumb

[blissful dome]

No.

[true pilot]

We need more fascist parties, like the good ol days

[quasi pine]

😔

[blissful dome]

When fascists:

[little ridge]

I can only speak for my country

[magic escarp]

Trust me, depending on who gets in power, you'll clearly see a change in how fast you lose rights

lmao

[quasi pine]

I thought you were on my side IFO….

[magic escarp]

there is clearly a diff

[blissful dome]

France moment

[true pilot]

Lol

[blissful dome]

Sorry

[pseudo sedge]

we need more eating our politicians

[little ridge]

And basically nothing really changed

[true pilot]

We need more eating.

[blissful dome]

A modest proposal but for politicians???

[little ridge]

"how fast" implies I'd lose them anyway

[quasi pine]

why the fuck are we talking about politics and not about what a shooter would taste like if I took a bite out of one of their succulent black bulbs

[little ridge]

Which is exactly the point of what I said

[magic escarp]

rich people actually full of microplastics

you should compost

not eat

[blissful dome]

No.

[magic escarp]

bad for your health

[quasi pine]

[true pilot]

Children are biodegradable

[blissful dome]

Real

[quasi pine]

I eat mummies

[little ridge]

Blackberries

[crude bay]

you tested?

[blissful dome]

Cubix is going full a modest proposal

[true pilot]

yes

[crude bay]

flavor?

[true pilot]

Good

=)

[blissful dome]

<3

[quasi pine]

tender

[crude bay]

thats not a flavor dumb bish

[quasi pine]

@blissful dome so you’re fine eating babies but not dining on this delicious shooter with me??

[blissful dome]

Men

[quasi pine]

wow…

men

[blissful dome]

<3

[true pilot]

Its like chicken, atleast the one i tested

[quasi pine]

[crude bay]

i was somewhat hoping you whould say green

[blissful dome]

Eh human is more like pork

[true pilot]

True

[blissful dome]

Especially if you cook it well

[true pilot]

i do wonder what children taste like tho

[coarse grail]

Okay, imagine a post apocalyptic scenario: mad max style. Without knowing any detailed information about either one you can either join a gang known for stealing babies, or a gang known for drinking piss. Which do you join?

[nimble pumice]

latter

[blissful dome]

Die

[true pilot]

the baby one

and i kill the whole gang for the funnies

[pseudo sedge]

i am romanian so i am good at the stealing art

[crude bay]

only art?

[pseudo sedge]

art of stealing*

[blissful dome]

[nimble pumice]

no, he is romanian, so to him stealing is an art

[magic escarp]

my ex told me it was hard working in surgical theater before lunch because electrical scalpel makes the theater smell like bacon

[crude bay]

art or lifestyle 🔥

[blissful dome]

There's an easy solution

[little ridge]

I always wonder why people want to survive ACTUAL post-apocalypse scenarios btw

[blissful dome]

Eat.

[quasi pine]

@blissful dome I will eat you instead

[blissful dome]

Ok~

[coarse grail]

What, would you just roll over and die to avoid the stress of it?

[quasi pine]

😋
🍽️

[blissful dome]

True

[little ridge]

There's a british movie called Threads

It's a bit depressing

but it's interesting IMHO

[magic escarp]

If your wallet drops out of your pocket, what reaches it first

Sunlight

Or the romanian

[pseudo sedge]

me

i am first

[magic escarp]

BASED

[blissful dome]

Real

[mellow hedge]

Romanians move faster than light

[quasi pine]

what the fuck is a cream goblin

[nimble pumice]

honestly depends on how bad the scenario is

[crude bay]

stole the light

[pseudo sedge]

romanians know when it falls out, so we are already ready to catch it

[quasi pine]

is it related to the mind goblin

[mellow hedge]

Romanians would steal your oxygen

[blissful dome]

uwu

[mellow hedge]

You got a third hand

[little ridge]

The point of it being that, realistically speaking, an actual post-apocalypse (not economic collapse, think more like nuclear war) would be impossible to recover from in a generation

If at all tbh

[crude bay]

well....

[quasi pine]

raah

[quasi pine]

I have a third arm (please help it is a malignant tumor and it speaks to me when I sleep)

[coarse grail]

Got to persevere for human kind ✊

[blissful dome]

Eat it

Coward

[coarse grail]

Can't give the planet over to the ants

[quasi pine]

good idea

[mellow hedge]

Make the sacrifice for solving world hunger

[nimble pumice]

I think mushrooms would take over

[true pilot]

got to preserve the memory of war crimes by commiting more of them ✊

[little ridge]

They'd have MUCH ROOM to grow

😄

[quasi pine]

life…. life finds a way

[quasi pine]

leave

out

[nimble pumice]

‼️

[quasi pine]

shoo

🚿

[coarse grail]

It does look extremely bleak seeing the clips on imdb briefly

[blissful dome]

[quasi pine]

[little ridge]

Yes basically USSR goes angry, nukes fall, people die of radiation or starvation, future is incredibly bleak

It's pretty dark

[nimble pumice]

so what you are telling me, is that a full blown nuclear apocalypse wouldnt look like fallout new vegas?

[quasi pine]

😴

I’ll be vaporized by the bombs anyway so idrc

[blissful dome]

Real

[quasi pine]

reduced to atoms

[quasi pine]

no, it will

trust

[nimble pumice]

oh okay I trust

[wild thunder]

he knows

he was there

[nimble pumice]

but if it wont look like that, I am killing myself

[quasi pine]

yes I was there

[nimble pumice]

what guns should I get to be adequately prepared

[wild thunder]

anything really

[quasi pine]

your god given fists are all you need, my child

[wild thunder]

It's not the gun but the ammunition you gotta watch for

[nimble pumice]

tarkov player spotted

[quasi pine]

noooooo wdym I don’t have infinite ammo irl 🤓

[nimble pumice]

unless you mean it in a metro way

[wild thunder]

I'd tranfer to christianity in a heartbeat if Jesus preached by making you fight the heretics

[quasi pine]

wdym

[quasi pine]

fr

[wild thunder]

I don't have it

I do wanna try it but it's expensive

But I'd say

stick with anything that is a bolt action

[nimble pumice]

I was thinking about it before EoD got removed

[quasi pine]

hardcore games like that are just shit

[wild thunder]

less prone to jam

[quasi pine]

that’s why battle royale games are also kinda dookie

[wild thunder]

EoD ?

[quasi pine]

oh you spent 5-20minutes getting to the fun part? ok now you’re dead and you need to do it again to get your next minuscule dopamine fix

[nimble pumice]

I mean unless you really really dont take care of your gas operated guns, jamming usually isnt an issue

[nimble pumice]

edge of darkness

[quasi pine]

edge of sex

hahahahaha

[nimble pumice]

[wild thunder]

it could be fun if not for the "rarity" and damage difference in most weapons

CURSED did it right I'd say

[quasi pine]

raaaah

I just want game companies to make good games again

[wild thunder]

yeah no those are pretty reliable but if an apocalipse came there would be a lot of dust and dirt and whatnot because of the nuclear fallout

[quasi pine]

that’s why you clean them

[nimble pumice]

hey, dust covers do be existing

[quasi pine]

red dead 2 taught you this 👽

[wild thunder]

good luck finding a gun cleaning kit

chances are everything got vaporized

or under rubble

[wild thunder]

don't

don't make me remember

[nimble pumice]

get one beforehand, major victory

[wild thunder]

What if you aren't american

[nimble pumice]

I am not indeed

[wild thunder]

and don't even have access to weapons

Exactly

[nimble pumice]

what if I do have access to weapons

[wild thunder]

maybe if you knew of a hunters club or something nearby you could find a source

of weapons

[quasi pine]

I gave you all I had, Dutch

I did

[wild thunder]

I knew the fucking ending bro

I knew it before I played it in 22

And it still broke me

god damn it

[quasi pine]

I want a red dead 3 so bad

[mellow hedge]

sponklers

[nimble pumice]

weapons really arent crazy difficult to get your hands on, obviously that depends a lot on the country

but, yeah

also I am talking only about legal means

[wild thunder]

Same

here it is very difficult

you have 2 ways of getting them legally actually

[nimble pumice]

where is here if you dont mind me asking?

[quasi pine]

don’t forget to pay your taxes kids

[wild thunder]

you either become a hunter or a sharp shooter

[wild thunder]

Hungary , right above the Balkans

[nimble pumice]

aaah, I see

[quasi pine]

the only force more powerful than god is the IRS

[nimble pumice]

I thought your laws would be more lax than polish ones

[wild thunder]

oh nah

[quasi pine]

this is a certified balkans moment

[wild thunder]

Gun laws are crazy here

[wild thunder]

The fact that Romania is considered Balkan but Hungary isn't is a questionable thing

[quasi pine]

it’s cause I went into the history books and made some changes with my trusty red crayon

[wild thunder]

no...

so it's you

You're the one who did it

you're the reason they took 70% of our country

[quasi pine]

yeah

🫀

[wild thunder]

How could you

How dare you

Count your days , for I'm gonna come for you

[quasi pine]

[wild thunder]

Bit sad really

[quasi pine]

👽

[wild thunder]

God damn now I wanna replay the entirety of RD2

hell of a game

unforgetable experience

[quasi pine]

fr

I love dragging people by their feet through the mud

[wild thunder]

Unfortunate rockstar neglects it

[wild thunder]

Me stopping dead in my tracks to pet a dog under heavy fire

I gotta complete the game but with low honor

[quasi pine]

the low honor money ending is so heartbreaking

[wild thunder]

if and when I do replay it I'm still not gonna go for the money

Fuck the money

and Dutch

I'm hoping the day comes for red dead 3

[quasi pine]

you need to be like

[wild thunder]

honestly

[quasi pine]

giga low honor to get the low honor ||helping John|| ending cause you ||get super high honor by choosing to help||

[wild thunder]

rd3 would be a game I'd be willing to pay even 80 for

not fuckin CoD with the 3 hour campaign

what a joke

[quasi pine]

lol

blizzard just blows ass

[wild thunder]

yeah

Controversial but I'd say even CoD MW2 was good

3 sucks cheeks

1 was amazing

the others were okay

[quasi pine]

idk shit about cod

[wild thunder]

me neither

[quasi pine]

I just know it barely changes year after year and apparently vanguard and ghosts are extra ass

[wild thunder]

I've just seen playthroughs cause the story is interesting

but I'm not willing to drop 70 for a DLC

[quasi pine]

yea

[wild thunder]

Vanguard sucked yeah

ghosts was my childhood

it doesn't deserve the hate it gets honestly

it had potential and the story was great

[quasi pine]

idrk much about them so I can’t really say anything

[wild thunder]

just came out at the wrong time

[quasi pine]

I’m just regurgitating what I heard

[wild thunder]

yeah

[quasi pine]

I’ve just been a titanfall 2 fanboy lately lol

[pseudo sedge]

i stole the balkan status from hungary and gave it to romania

hungary doesnt deserve it

romania numero 1

[quasi pine]

I see you had the blue crayon then? 👽

[wild thunder]

titanfall 2 was also very fun

Shame respawn fucked it all up

[quasi pine]

I play the frontier defense mode religiously

[wild thunder]

it got fixed recently right ?

[quasi pine]

I think it’s more the fact that they’re neglecting it like how valve does with tf2

[wild thunder]

the servers are up again

[quasi pine]

yeah everything works fine

[wild thunder]

nice

I might go back

[quasi pine]

the playerbase is extremely small but I can get into frontier defense games in a reasonable time

[nimble pumice]

they fucked it at the start

[wild thunder]

why

[nimble pumice]

shouldnt have released it when they did

[wild thunder]

oh yeah

true

but still

[nimble pumice]

the timing was terrible

[wild thunder]

amazing game

[quasi pine]

didn’t it get overshadowed by other stuff

[wild thunder]

yeah

[nimble pumice]

amazing game indeed

[quasi pine]

I can’t remember what tho

[wild thunder]

I'd say apex did more damage tho than the shit release date

[quasi pine]

bro the attention to detail in the game just makes me so happy

the way the maps are designed beautifully for pilots and titans, the distinct personality between the titans, all of it

[quasi pine]

apex really did just dance on it’s grave

[wild thunder]

yeah

[quasi pine]

but I do find it funny how many of the characters have like family members all with the same “Cause of death: Jack Cooper and BT”

[wild thunder]

many ?

Isn't it like Valk

the only one whose father was viper

[quasi pine]

maybe not many but I know valk’s dad and ash were killed by him

but there’s gotta be others

[wild thunder]

oh yeah

ash is in the game

for some odd fucking reason

[quasi pine]

so many of the characters have absolutely insufferable personalities

[nimble pumice]

the character design in apex is terribad

[wild thunder]

yeah

so is the optimization

[quasi pine]

oh yeah it’s absolutely awful

I do like caustic personally though

and revenant

but that’s pretty much it

[nimble pumice]

all of them are incredibly cheesy

[wild thunder]

I hate how when I played for a while I put it on max graphical settings and the lobby was still pixelated

yeah

[quasi pine]

yeah but some of them manage to strike a balance and are extremely funny to me

[wild thunder]

it really is just another cashcow

[nimble pumice]

revenant and caustic are funny cause of how fucking bad they are

same with vantage

[quasi pine]

yes

[nimble pumice]

revenant be like

[quasi pine]

also I don’t know what they were smoking when they came up with catalyst

[nimble pumice]

hey skinsuit, im gonna kill you and then kill you again and the I will kill you so hard and then I will revive you so I can kill you again skinsuit and then ill kill you SKINSUIT

[quasi pine]

I love revenant so much

[wild thunder]

That sounds like a fucking Demoman voiceline

[quasi pine]

I also like pathfinder but he’s admittedly a very simple character

[quasi pine]

honestly yeah LOL

[wild thunder]

"I'll kill ya and I'll keep killing ya cuzthenyou'regonnabe dead and I'll kill ya"

something like that

Drunk cyclops gibberish

[quasi pine]

yes

[serene jewel]

Ohhh they're gonna have to glue you back together

[wild thunder]

IN HELL

[quartz quest]

ITS THE DEVIL!!

[latent palm]

alr

time to finally lfg

[quasi pine]

belch

[latent palm]

@crude bay

where u at

[quasi pine]

haha PPP

PP funny

where’s my dunce cap I need it

[serene jewel]

I need help getting R8C1 done

such a bitch of an expedition

[quasi pine]

I haven’t played in over a week

I still need to do r4d2

😭

[upbeat sail]

blows through ammo too fast to be used like a turret normally so you have to save it for painful areas/alarms

its effective while its actually up however if placed correctly

[serene jewel]

effective at stalling, I guess

but like that's its one job

[upbeat sail]

pretty much

[quasi pine]

it fills the same niche as the hel autopistol but you can’t control the ammo usage

[rose nova]

and the autopiss does have dmg

1.5 vs 0.7 or somethin

[upbeat sail]

you kinda can if you stand behind it and shoot whatever its targeting

[rose nova]

the levels ive seen its useful its were burst sentry wouldnt work, so big enemies or similar
where its too many enemies to hold, so not errors that are slow or short alarms
and when u cannot permafoam for x or y

[serene jewel]

it's mostly just for surge alarms

[rose nova]

or u need sentries for other parts of the level where foam would be inneficient

[upbeat sail]

or put other turrets next to it but that one is questionable unless your doing solo with bots

[serene jewel]

or R8E2

[rose nova]

e2 and d2 sec

but

eh

e2 i think snipers better

mostly cause of sec

[mellow hedge]

E2 sniper is better

First class 6 and reactor it slaps on

[upbeat sail]

I mean you can bring both

theres never a reason to have more then 1 auto turret

[mellow hedge]

Not on e2

[rose nova]

i think i did it with foam mines and one sniper sentry?

[upbeat sail]

I havent actually done that yet

[mellow hedge]

Yeah that’s the usual setup

[upbeat sail]

why does it need foam

[mellow hedge]

Charger scouts

And nightmare scout

[rose nova]

yeah i mean for both of the class VI permafoam its just a thing u can doo with good enoug rng and movement

[upbeat sail]

why does it need foam

[mellow hedge]

As well as the first class 6

[rose nova]

the second one too

[mellow hedge]

Because they do???

[mellow hedge]

Yep especially that one

[rose nova]

the third class VI also works well

[wild thunder]

slendiii

[rose nova]

ur showered on tool by then

[upbeat sail]

im still not bringing foam when I do it eventually

[rose nova]

slendo

[mellow hedge]

Good luck ig

[rose nova]

i mean im sure its possible 2 sentries

[upbeat sail]

ive never needed it before so

[rose nova]

but defo not, ideal

[upbeat sail]

[rose nova]

i think no foam would depend a bit on rng of if u can foam nades/mines or u will HAVE to use funnels

[junior latch]

Hel auto sentry actually does worse on surge alarm than commonly expected because enemies needing to run the whole space again is worth more than keeping them staggered somewhere with a lot of ammo

Hel auto sentry is only worth on surges if you are fearing to actually get overrun and have it on you at the scan rly (or to rly support other sentries, but youd rarely have 3. and then why not just take 3 of the killing ones)

[crude bay]

Im here , you are late

[serene jewel]

I have been enlightened

I never take hel auto anyway regardless of surge lol

[latent palm]

yeah i slept

[wild thunder]

as one should

[mellow hedge]

Also c scouts you would have to be extremely consistent with hammering them

[junior latch]

hel auto sentry is good if you just need to get down time for reloads (pre nerf r8b4 it helped make people rely less on foam)

[mellow hedge]

And nightmare scout you would just idk

[crude bay]

I was abbout to go sleep now....but nooo

[rose nova]

i mean its possible but then the nscout u would just NEED a scattergun

[junior latch]

Client scatter

[rose nova]

and u would need it to have ammo and be in a good position

[latent palm]

ye

[mellow hedge]

Yeah ik scatter

[junior latch]

but ye
Foam is massive utility and makes both class 6 alarm a lot easier

[crude bay]

You ready for this?

[upbeat sail]

host scatter without a skill issue

[latent palm]

yea

hop invc

im right down bottom

[junior latch]

so you run bio and foam 100%
Then prob sniper sentry. Then mines so you can not deal with spawn capped nightmares (and other stuff)

[crude bay]

You like bottom?

[mellow hedge]

Yup

[latent palm]

maybe....

[mellow hedge]

Sniper sentry is very good on reactor and the first class 6

[junior latch]

can also do work on 2nd class 6 for one of the sides

[serene jewel]

the sniper sentry one shots nightmares right

[rose nova]

yeah

[mellow hedge]

Yeah that’s fair

[rose nova]

its 48 dmg vs 33 i believe

[junior latch]

sniper sentry go brr

48 vs 37

[mellow hedge]

Doesn’t get much use tho

Hard to have a good spot

[rose nova]

on the reactor? nah

u can funnel outside the zone

with the bulkhead door

[mellow hedge]

No I mean the second class 6

[rose nova]

ahhh

yeah thats true

but well its also the

easiest to foam

[mellow hedge]

Yeah

[junior latch]

until you get awful scan rng

[mellow hedge]

But you can get screwed over with scans

[junior latch]

^

[mellow hedge]

One shit S scan and ur fighting waves

[rose nova]

if u go very away from the door theres usually then a lot of space for sniper sentry to aim
then if u get a scan thats closer to the broken door then yeah thats

thats fucked up lol

ah btw ive been meanin to ask

does the ||kraken|| on that level actually has somethin different or

[mellow hedge]

No

[rose nova]

is it just ||b2 kraken|| but with more hp

[mellow hedge]

It’s the same as | R6D1 |

Okay

[wild thunder]

if you go very away lmao

[rose nova]

its two

[mellow hedge]

Rip

[rose nova]

| two of these ksmdkm

on each side

[mellow hedge]

Lmaoooo

Yeah I’m on my phone and very tired

[rose nova]

fair

but yeah i ask cause i remember dak said somethin like

'this is how it shouldve been always'
and i thought somethin different happened

but when i played it it seemed very banal

[rose nova]

english :3

[mellow hedge]

Yeah it’s the same as D1

As far as I know

[rose nova]

well but with the, ||b2 ||fog thing

and das it

and the funny turnin

[mellow hedge]

Yeah

[rose nova]

which is cool

[wild thunder]

as one should

[mellow hedge]

|| you can also make the kraken spawn in reactor and Brazil lmaoo ||

[rose nova]

wuh
like
whu skdmkm

how

[mellow hedge]

It’s based on hosts position

Correct me if I’m wrong the people who tested

[rose nova]

does it just bug out and appears on the ground

[wild thunder]

||ew brazil||

[rose nova]

:[

[mellow hedge]

Na it’s like actually there

[rose nova]

i mean
its too big tho

how does it

a

ill ask bako about this ksmdkm

[mellow hedge]

It clips through the floor

[rose nova]

damn

[wild thunder]

it's what ? 🤨

[rose nova]

must b funny too look lol

[rose nova]

big :3

[blissful dome]

uwu

[wild thunder]

Daaaamn slendi hung like a horse caught in 4K

[rose nova]

bruh

[wicked solstice]

Idk why it goes there

Desync is my best guess

[rose nova]

frosty said based on host position

could it b

[junior latch]

Not quite

[rose nova]

whats ur opinion modder

[latent palm]

[junior latch]

R6D1 has that too btw

[wicked solstice]

My opinion is that it’s just a goofy moment

[rose nova]

...

wuh?

[mellow hedge]

#gtfo-media message

[wicked solstice]

That we should appreciate

[rose nova]

my beloved

[mellow hedge]

What’s different?

[rose nova]

i wanna see it on reactor kmsdkm

[mellow hedge]

I don’t know where that pic was posted

I’ll have to remember

[wicked solstice]

That picture

[rose nova]

buddy :3

[mellow hedge]

#gtfo-media message

[rose nova]

YES KSMDKM

MY BELOVED

[jade dirge]

what is ksmdkm