gtfo-chat

[junior latch]

ladder foam is incredibly broken if done right

[wicked solstice]

Ladderfoamer

[latent palm]

no

i used cfoam trip

[junior latch]

it can keep a full enemy wave off of you with 60% foam for 1 1/2 minutes

[junior latch]

that much foam barely does shit on a door

[wicked solstice]

next Occy patch: removed ladders

[quasi pine]

when

I don’t remember enemies getting clogged ever on that mission

[lusty river]

Samdown moment

[little ridge]

I assume after the main bulkhead

[wicked solstice]

Yeah wait

[quasi pine]

they just go up the stairs though

[little ridge]

Only ladder I can think of that'd make sense in r4c3

[wicked solstice]

Didn’t he remove all ladders

[quasi pine]

either way we still lost that run anyway lol

[wraith marsh]

curious

[little ridge]

99% of the non-insta doomed runs on r4c3 end before the bulkhead for main anyway

the rest end at extraction

[quasi pine]

that’s literally not even what I said

[quasi pine]

yeah that’s where all of my runs died lol

that, or right after it

[hidden flame]

if you use cheese then why you think that you can do better than me in r4e1?

[quasi pine]

[latent palm]

1st of all

you dont know jack shit what i said

it was the main room where class IV charger is

and i used 1 cfoam trip

[jade dirge]

hey jelly, whats your favorite melee

[quasi pine]

I only use the sledge

everything else just feels bad to use

[jade dirge]

im a bat guy

sledge is slow and i use melees point blank anyway

[quasi pine]

cool

[jade dirge]

can the knife instakill feelers or only the long weapons

[rose nova]

point blank, as if melees where shotguns

[quasi pine]

that’s why it’s called melee dumbass

[jade dirge]

no i mean point-point blank, i dodge a tongue hit then essentially run into the enemy before swinging

[rose nova]

yeah i use knife point blank it adds 0.0 dmg

:D

[quasi pine]

fully charged hit to the occi with knife kills scouts I believe

[jade dirge]

back only or front too

[rose nova]

back only

[crude bay]

Only back ...

[jade dirge]

mmm

[quasi pine]

hence why I said occi lmao

[jade dirge]

does the knife have even shorter range than the bat or same

[quasi pine]

shorter

[rose nova]

shorter

[crude bay]

....

[jade dirge]

i dont know what an occi is

[quasi pine]

it’s the shortest melee in the game

[rose nova]

back of the head

occiput

[quasi pine]

back of the head

[rose nova]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occipital_bone

[jade dirge]

then just say back of the head, nobody knows what an occiput is

[rose nova]

no, u dont know

we all know

[sharp owl]

holy shit lmao

[hidden flame]

but i hear people say you are cheater so still

[jade dirge]

literally nobody has heard of the occipital bone

[high orchid]

bro everyone who plays this game knows what the occiput is

[rose nova]

no, u havent heard of the occiput

[mystic moss]

holy shit it's rika

[hidden flame]

i study healthcare lol I heard of it

[jade dirge]

im a programmer, idk what an occipital bone is

i know only one bone in the head, the skull

[sharp owl]

i dont know who this is i just like the sticker

[rose nova]

thats ur issue

[jade dirge]

if you have more bones than just a skull in your head, i think something has gone horribly wrong

[rose nova]

being femboy still lets u know anatomy

[pine root]

??? Screenshoted

[mystic moss]

you guys aren't real

[rose nova]

all programmers are femboys

[quasi pine]

cool

[rose nova]

thats just facts im sorry

C:

[jade dirge]

wrong

[little ridge]

this channel is just a figment of someone's imagination

[rose nova]

if u program u have thigh high socks
and if u dont have em they gift em to u soon

[jade dirge]

no im very real, i have a burn on my hand

[jade dirge]

i do not have tall socks

[hidden flame]

i try be like tomboy

[jade dirge]

i have hunting socks tho, not certain if that counts

[pine root]

I dream about gtfo chat sometimes

[little ridge]

Its dreams but I'm wide awake

They yell at me

So much... anger...

[quasi pine]

[little ridge]

I dont know what they say but I can feel it, the anger...

[true pilot]

what has even occured here

[mystic moss]

damn the ea trailer was the shit
then I actually played the game

[jade dirge]

honestly idek

[true pilot]

im sorry for your loss

[little ridge]

Dauda's voicelines from the first trailer of GTFO, misremembered

[true pilot]

lol

i can see that

[lusty river]

Appropriate reaction. Duly noted

[little ridge]

you forgot to type (read bio)

[lusty river]

Sorry (read bio)

[jade dirge]

i just wish hel iron could instakill on headshot

[little ridge]

HEL Iron

[jade dirge]

feels like its damage went down a little

[hidden flame]

iron is metal, not electrothermal

what is problem with you

[jade dirge]

hel is the projectile it shoots, iron is the kind of gun it is

big iron

[jade dirge]

but hel rounds, so its a hel iron

[hidden flame]

it do not seem very big to me

[mystic moss]

there's nothing on bio

I already cleared room

[junior latch]

you know

The worst thing

[hidden flame]

you are hero 🤍

[junior latch]

is that sleepy most likely isnt a troll

[jade dirge]

well its a snubnose but it appears to shoot .357 magnum so its an iron

[junior latch]

but actually this much of an idiot

[jade dirge]

the special revolver is a magnum iron

[junior latch]

hel iron

bruh wtf is wrong with u

[little ridge]

It's one tier below Hel Bronze

[hidden flame]

i think i get hot clothes iron to whack this guy over head with

[junior latch]

its actually like talking to a flat earther man…

[quasi pine]

👽

[junior latch]

and that sadly says a lot

[jade dirge]

who the hell even owns a clothing iron any more

[mystic moss]

sleepy who's on your blocklist

[true pilot]

true

[hidden flame]

i do not want to ruin wardrobe with steamer

[jade dirge]

from just this server or

[hidden flame]

i iron clothes like traditional wife

[mystic moss]

I need to know whose messages you're ignoring

[jade dirge]

voxy, do you just mean this server or in general

[burnt flume]

he has me blocked because I was adamant with not putting up with any of his shit

[jade dirge]

cause if you mean in general we're gonna be here a minute

[burnt flume]

don't think I've heard if he's blocked anyone else though

[mystic moss]

server gogo

send the shitlist

[jade dirge]

Just this server?

[true pilot]

go for it

we must know

[jade dirge]

pachi, warp, eva, and that one dick with a long name are the ones i recall off hand

[junior latch]

Oh btw let me ask again

Is anyone potentially interested to join a Gtfo event?

The event would be a Lockout-Bingo 2 player tournament, held on the 9th of march.

Youd be trying to beat another team of 2, by getting 5 out 9 of the bingos fields spaces before them. The spaces generally being some fun/interesting challenges.

[mystic moss]

lmfao fuck the vets

[tall hawk]

LOL

[jade dirge]

them damn orange names are a band of asshats

[hidden flame]

i mean at least one person on block list is cheater

[junior latch]

He actually send a message before that vets dont know shit

[mystic moss]

real

[quasi pine]

[junior latch]

im not even an orange name

[pine root]

Am I the dick with the long name

[latent palm]

what even is going on

[junior latch]

probably

[junior latch]

F jish

couldnt even be remembered

[jade dirge]

oh jish is on there too, but he isnt the dick with a long name

[true pilot]

@crude bay wanna run with me? if i can get the squirrel man in i could go

[burnt flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078673128760299580/1208544227756212254/image.png

[jade dirge]

his name is pretty damn long but the dick with a long name has like, 23 characters in his name

[pine root]

Thanks sleepy

[crude bay]

why not if im free sure

[mystic moss]

thank god you removed every voice of resistance

[little ridge]

I guess I'm the longname?

[junior latch]

actually might be

[lusty river]

This is so funny

[jade dirge]

if you want me to say who's the worst, id have to say pachi, absolute douche

[mystic moss]

agreed

[jade dirge]

no i hardly even know who you are

[junior latch]

voxy stop trolling

The guy actually thinks hes correct

[latent palm]

wow

[quasi pine]

👽

[burnt flume]

it's true, I am the biggest douche

[junior latch]

actual toxic elitist

[mystic moss]

shut up you're not welcome in our echo chamber

[quasi pine]

cmon you can be better than that pachi

[burnt flume]

sleepy proclaimed douche, self proclaimed elitist, solo speedrunner extroadinaire (1 second better than hanimoon)

[quasi pine]

[jade dirge]

that damn weeb with an orange name, has a whole fucking phrase he expects to be called

[junior latch]

[jade dirge]

my 2 favorite folks here are jarhead and mountain man

[vernal nebula]

If your barber knows about it why shouldn't you

[lusty river]

I expect to be called Yuki (read bio) (major skill issue)

[latent palm]

everytime i read your msgs sleepy i loose braincells

[junior latch]

oh god poor jarhead

[latent palm]

how to fix that

[true pilot]

hey @junior latch when exactly would the bingo take place? like what hour u thinking?

[jade dirge]

my dads my barber and i dont think he knows what an occipital bone is

[hidden flame]

mountain is notorious psychopath, he get cancelled in og r6 for stringing people along

[junior latch]

and sleepy doesnt even realize that mountain only trolls..

[hidden flame]

i would not associate with mountainman

[latent palm]

btw evaaaa

[vernal nebula]

You should ask them

[quasi pine]

who is jar head

[junior latch]

current time idea is 6pm CET

But im down to push it

[jade dirge]

when he isnt being a cement licker hes a cool guy

[latent palm]

would u like to hell dive with me?

[jade dirge]

he gave me the spreadsheet i can use to figure which gun i should use next

[lusty river]

Can I door cheese in helldivers

🙂

[latent palm]

yes

[junior latch]

Yesnt

im busy or have other peeos im runnin (or am tryin solo)

[latent palm]

i can doorcheese deez dick cheese in ur mouth

[quasi pine]

who is jar head??

[lusty river]

Cheese 🧀

[hidden flame]

disgusting

[jade dirge]

jar head, he knows a lot about modding and has helped me make my affront to god melee weapons

[quasi pine]

cool

[mystic moss]

real

[hidden flame]

oh so that why noone know what you are talking about with roofing

[jade dirge]

like the roofing hammer, or the greataxe

[lusty river]

Mrmountainman would be displeased with you for talking about m*ds (not even joking)

[mystic moss]

.t modding

[foggy plank]

While we do allow the use of some QoL and visual mods, GTFO doesn't officially support modding. However, we do recognize that a GTFO modding community exists and if you are interested in them, you are welcome to check out the modding communities found in #hc-modded (If you have any more questions, please read rule #12 in the rules channel for more information.)

[little ridge]

Roofing means to spike someone's drink without them knowing it, right?

[true pilot]

how much could you push it? either forward or back?

[jade dirge]

then he can suck a fart from a beavers ass, ill make my funny visual mod melee all i want

[true pilot]

damn

thats some strong words

[lusty river]

Brainrotfart

[mystic moss]

yeah, that's the other way it's used in english

[latent palm]

i survived mavelon creek on level 9

[jade dirge]

no thats something else entirely, roofing hammers are literally just hammers used in teh construction of a roof

[little ridge]

👍

[true pilot]

but did you liberate it?

[jade dirge]

much like a roofing shovel, that scrapes shingles and old nails off a roof

[crude bay]

he must

[latent palm]

what part of surviving do u not get?

[junior latch]

Forward ~ 3 hours (tho less likely since thats super rough for everyone in america)
Back, ~3 hours aswell. Not further tho

[true pilot]

the part where you spread (managed) democracy

[latent palm]

ahh

section 3

democratic chapter 2

[jade dirge]

those bugs and robots have resources i want, they need some liberty

[quasi pine]

hi

[true pilot]

and how long do u think it would last?

[crude bay]

meanwhyle i dont even got it

sadge

[true pilot]

my laptop would defo game end itself i tried to play it, which is an L

[hidden flame]

did history book not tell you colonisation bad?

[crude bay]

naah U good

[jade dirge]

colonisation is only bad when its against people

[mystic moss]

when is it not against people..
real

[crude bay]

tf?

[jade dirge]

bugs arent people, robots arent people, so take their land all you want

[true pilot]

oh no, colonisation was good especially when we- wait mods dont ban me

[junior latch]

@true pilot @crude bay

If you two are interested, id send you a DM with my discord server (you dont have to stay its just for easier organizing)

Also it would depend on how quickly the rounds go (and how many there will be)

As of now i expect ~2-3 hours

[crude bay]

big myb but ok

[jade dirge]

you telling me your against the murder of bugs and robots for the purpose of getting resources?

[latent palm]

@fleet kettle and me fearing we will get knife mom only

[true pilot]

if we could push it back by like an hour and a half or so id be down

[jade dirge]

has factorio taught you nothing?

[quasi pine]

[junior latch]

as of now im thinking of 2 hours back probably so fits generally

[true pilot]

id be fine with that

[quasi pine]

how tf do you do a lockout bingo for gtfo

[junior latch]

No PPP no life

[true pilot]

send us invites

[fleet kettle]

that's not the worst one lol.

[crude bay]

< 3

[mystic moss]

who's on the roster so far, just curious

[junior latch]

its a fun thing

Did it with scaler, mako and nymn recently

[hidden flame]

you try justify it by saying they not human, and then when group of people get dehumanised for genocide, what you say then?

it still not fine.

[true pilot]

ppp is squirrel, ppp is life, ppp is gaming

[quasi pine]

epic

[crude bay]

@junior latch wanna do a R6B1 run in a day or two? 🙂

[junior latch]

Wdym roster

[jade dirge]

im only against colonizing people, yknow, humans

[burnt flume]

people who've signed up so far

[junior latch]

Lemme get back to my pc in a min

[junior latch]

Sure

[burnt flume]

which is kaiser + maid, reyna + tgb I think

[true pilot]

alr

[jade dirge]

if all the region has is bugs, robots, or whatever wierd infected demons are in the complex, napalm em for all i care

[burnt flume]

can't remember anyone else

[latent palm]

yeah rn theres only us

[junior latch]

Alex and weeb

Tuho and i forgor the name

[crude bay]

will lt you know when no rush no stress < 3

[mystic moss]

wow those are some cute gtfo couples

[latent palm]

funz+tuhovara

4 teams already

[junior latch]

so 4 teams as of right now

[quasi pine]

epic

[burnt flume]

no jish though :(

[lusty river]

Lmfaoooo

[junior latch]

i basically just want people to have fun with it

[crude bay]

@true pilot time for my 10 FPS stream

[true pilot]

yay

[crude bay]

ye i have 12 frames when recording now ITS not 8 anymore

[true pilot]

9th of march we shall be gaming, a man with 10 fps and a mute guy with 20 fps

cant go wrong

[lusty river]

I would join but nobody wants a skill issue player

[mystic moss]

a cumulative sum of 30 fps is playable

[latent palm]

wdym man

PPP is a rodent

[true pilot]

right a squirrel

[junior latch]

@quasi pine you and friends of yours are gladly invited aswell

[true pilot]

yeah

g a m i n g

[quasi pine]

what is it exactly?

[latent palm]

bingo

but its a GTFO bingo

[lusty river]

Would you rather want low fps gaming or high fps with constant stutters

[quasi pine]

👴

[junior latch]

A gtfo 3x3 lockout bingo tournament for 2 player groups

[true pilot]

low fps for the win

[quasi pine]

I don’t know how that works

[lusty river]

😏

[true pilot]

also eva please tell me we wont be doing any dimension stuff

i dont wanna play on 10 fps

[jade dirge]

ran r6a1 last night, that got wild fast

[crude bay]

hell yeah 8 frames with no recording

[jade dirge]

we got chased by some wierd floating orbs, aint got a name for em yet

[true pilot]

ill prolly be the one streaming, just so you get the 10 fps atleast

[latent palm]

why do u have such low specs PPP

[true pilot]

flyers

[latent palm]

wat is dis

[quasi pine]

fucking call them fliers or meatballs

[jade dirge]

probably gonna call them roots

[quasi pine]

please

[true pilot]

DEAR GOD

[crude bay]

welll laptop be bawling

[latent palm]

Roots

[quasi pine]

[true pilot]

someone game end me

please

[hidden flame]

call them croquettes, they look tasty

[junior latch]

Its quite simple

You and a teammate form a team

you get put vs another team.

You then get a bingo board of 9 spaces. Every space has a challenge you need to do (in gtfo)
If you do one you claim that space, the other team is then locked out from it.

Whoever gets 5/9 first wins the round and advances

[crude bay]

we both stream hehehehe

[jade dirge]

no, they look like root-flyers from remnant 2

[quasi pine]

what are the challenges

[junior latch]

will see

[true pilot]

y a y

[hidden flame]

and minecraft wolf look like fenrir from dark souls but we do not call wolfs fenrirs

[crude bay]

yey X2

[junior latch]

not gonna spoil ye

But for example. In the 4 player one we did it was stuff ranging from

„Do a surge alarm with hel pps and bio only“ to „clear a level with 20 fov“ to „melee kill a pmom with knife only“

[jade dirge]

minecraft wolves are doggos, fenrir is from god of war, sif is the dark souls dog

[quasi pine]

that sounds miserable

I’ll pass

[crude bay]

pain = fun

[true pilot]

fenrir is from the norse mythology

[jade dirge]

yes but i dont know of a wolf in darksouls called fenrir

[true pilot]

would we be playing with bots or true duo btw?

[latent palm]

[hidden flame]

whatever name is it does not matter - you understand the point

[latent palm]

my brother in christ dont even know

the sword doggo in DS

[quasi pine]

thanks for the invite though mate

[jade dirge]

i do not because that is nowhere near the name of the dark souls dog

it is a crime to disrespect Sif

[junior latch]

it will be balanced for duos (also its actually fun)

[junior latch]

true duo most likely

[latent palm]

the more you say it the less brain cell i am trying to collect

[jade dirge]

whos the cheater btw

[latent palm]

aw man i cant see bishop givng me a new cut

[crude bay]

true duo or nothing

[quasi pine]

fucking with your settings and having to do all of r3d1 to kill a boss with a knife is extremely unappealing

also I’m too busy during the week to do more than 1-2 games a night 😭

[true pilot]

laughs in R8A2

[latent palm]

Laughs in R4E1

[jade dirge]

HSMG is a real fun gun

better than that shitty pdw for sure

[true pilot]

laughs

[latent palm]

[quasi pine]

yeah but I won’t have to use the shitty knife in those levels

[latent palm]

is kinda hard

when i have to type

and kill robots at the same time

peace

[true pilot]

yeah its nice, i dont use it as much as i would like to

[jade dirge]

it just feels like hte best auto in the game

[quasi pine]

that just sounds worse than r4c3

[crude bay]

Haaaa

[latent palm]

@junior latch do some Veld

get free 45 medals

its almost done

[junior latch]

1. those were for 4 man (settings stuff isnt too bad tho)
2. they spawn elsewhere earlier (tho yea you didnt know. But again was for experienced 4 man)
3. its on a saturday

[jade dirge]

yk HSMG does more damage than the AR?

[quasi pine]

what time Saturday

[quasi pine]

literally everything else is better than the AR

[crude bay]

Isnt the 9th a Friday?

[junior latch]

sleepy trying to stay relevant with shitty repeat takes

[crude bay]

Nop it is Saturday XD

[junior latch]

[quasi pine]

darkeva what time on sayufday

[junior latch]

my man

[true pilot]

ppp how the fuck did you manage to gaslight me aswell

not just yourself

[junior latch]

probably somewhere around 6 or 8pm CET (basically right now time wise)

[true pilot]

but also myself

[quasi pine]

yea I wouldn’t be able to attend

[junior latch]

F

[quasi pine]

I have dnd on Saturday evenings lol

[jade dirge]

fair but the hsmg is just a balanced gun in total

like, it hits hard, its controllable, doesnt dump its mag in a half second, and has a decent holo

dont look dumb neither

[burnt flume]

ayy based

love saturday D&D

[crude bay]

Pure skill @true pilot i can confuse anyone

[quasi pine]

I also have two campaigns on Sunday

😎

[jade dirge]

oh you play DND?

whats your favorite race+class?

[junior latch]

everyone with saturday DnD and me being sad with no DnD ;-;

[latent palm]

yeah

[burnt flume]

tiefling and idk for class

[latent palm]

with the R8B1

[burnt flume]

even though you have me blocked, whatever

[quasi pine]

real

[tall hawk]

don't you dare use my full name

[true pilot]

dont worry eva, same here

same here...

[latent palm]

ehe

[jade dirge]

warforged artillerist is my favorite character

[quasi pine]

the only things that sucks is that every single game I’m in has that one weird ass problem player that’s friends with the DM so

whoop-de-doo

[burnt flume]

I think I'd struggle with playing in more than 2 campaigns per week

ah shit, that blows

[quasi pine]

😔

[burnt flume]

the games I'm in tend to be funny with scheduling

[quasi pine]

I’m just a player i’m not a dm so

[burnt flume]

like there'll be periods of time where the game just gets wiped out due to player/dm circumstance

[jade dirge]

usually they're problem players because they're friends with the DM, so they feel more secure in shenanigans

[burnt flume]

or there's drama that makes the group explode so

[quasi pine]

rip

[burnt flume]

rip to that phandelver game, gone because one of the players was a piece of crap

[jade dirge]

i always get stuck being the dm, if i ever get to play as a player again im making an artillerist

[quasi pine]

pachi if ur looking for a new member I’d be interested to hear the details :p

[jade dirge]

i hope pachi stubs his toe

pachi sux

[junior latch]

^ litteraly toxic

(not pachi)

[latent palm]

man id love to hit you with that 🔼◀️🔽🔽🔽

[junior latch]

wtf is that

[latent palm]

500kg eagle

[quasi pine]

bro used a cheat code

[latent palm]

youve played more than me Eva

[junior latch]

isnt that up, right, down down down?

[jade dirge]

i wish machine pistol was a little more controllable

it kicks like a damn mule

[latent palm]

no

[crude bay]

Git gud

[jade dirge]

im trying man

[junior latch]

yes it is lol

[latent palm]

it is?

that is sussy

i will check later

[jade dirge]

where did everybody go

[quasi pine]

away from you

[latent palm]

[jade dirge]

well thats rude

[quasi pine]

that’s why I said it

[crude bay]

Bye bye

[jade dirge]

Good bye

[latent palm]

PPP

i need you

[crude bay]

Ye?

[latent palm]

into the wave of democracy

I need you

to helldive

[crude bay]

I dont have it

[latent palm]

better save up

[crude bay]

I can buy it

[latent palm]

[hidden flame]

I go cook dinner

[jade dirge]

what are you making

[hidden flame]

Oven cook chicken and chips

[jade dirge]

chicken and fries, nice

[hidden flame]

Not fries

[jade dirge]

oh oven baked potato chips?

[hidden flame]

you must be american boy

[jade dirge]

dont go calling me boy you crayon munching dope

[hidden flame]

you are rude

[jade dirge]

seriously, dont, its insulting

[hybrid cloak]

but you are american

[jade dirge]

no not the american part, im proud of that

dont call me boy

[violet siren]

'sleepyboi'

[jade dirge]

boi, not boy

[violet siren]

and what would that describe

[hidden flame]

i say boy to mean male

[jade dirge]

dont, just call me sleepy

[hidden flame]

maybe he think he's fuckboi or something, i do not know words like this

[junior latch]

their lack of spelling?

[jade dirge]

nope

just calling someone boy without context is an insult around here

its callign them stupid/inexperienced because they're young, fucking rude

[junior latch]

wouldnt that actually fit

like no joke

[hidden flame]

i think boy mostly used to endear, like good boy

i do not know about your village though

[jade dirge]

thats talking to a dog, here in ohio callign someone boy, especially the way you just put it at the end, is insulting

[quasi pine]

hi

[jade dirge]

hey

[violet siren]

mby you should change your name to boisleepy then

[jade dirge]

no, my name is just what i am

im always tired, and im a guy, but tiredguy sounds boring

so sleepyboi

[earnest forge]

[jade dirge]

hey cho, i got a question

[hidden flame]

what is difference between a boi and boy?

i do not understand

[junior latch]

spelling

[jade dirge]

nothing but spelling really, but dont call me boy, just call me sleepy

[latent palm]

and ur african

[hidden flame]

hmm ok, you confuse me by having boi in name but not want to be called it

[hybrid cloak]

american boi

[hybrid cloak]

remove yourself

[jade dirge]

just call me sleepy

[winter pecan]

Sleeper, Don't make it sounds?

[jade dirge]

no not sleeper, sleepy

[winter pecan]

[latent palm]

IMPASSABLE

GUN LEAN MAN, GUN LEAN MAN

[jade dirge]

hey shlorp, im gonna be running HSMG, and i dont need a lot of range, you think magnum iron will be good enough?

[winter pecan]

USE PISTOL AND KNIFE FOR CASUAL

[jade dirge]

no i use a bat, but i need a handgun for my loadout

[median rivet]

Burst pistol

[hybrid cloak]

yeppers peppers

[jade dirge]

no im using HSMG, i mean a spec ammo sidearm

[hidden flame]

High caliber pistol is good gun for that

[jade dirge]

im thinking between hi cal and the magnum iron

[hidden flame]

I do not know what magnum is, sorry

[jade dirge]

magnum means larger, harder hitting bullets with more stopping power

the magnum revolver is the hel revolver with more damage and no piercing

[hidden flame]

i still not heard of magnum revolver, i think this also the first time you call it revolver not iron

[jade dirge]

its the special slot iron

[woeful kestrel]

To prevent misunderstandings, you could just call the "magnum iron" the revolver since that is it's name in-game

[hidden flame]

sorry, talking to you is too confusing for me

[wispy bluff]

You're talking to a wall, mate

[jade dirge]

well no cause theres 2 irons

[hidden flame]

english is not my best language

[jade dirge]

theres a hel iron, lower damage with piercing, and the magnum iron, with higher damage but no piercing

[true pilot]

english is not a language

[hidden flame]

poor goat just wants to play good levels but is stuck in kitchen for food

[true pilot]

eat the kitchen

[jade dirge]

also i got a question

what hte hell is a gyny goat

[woeful kestrel]

Then just say HEL revolver if you are talking about the main slot "iron" or say Revolver when you are talking about the secondary slot "iron". Everyone will understand what you are saying

[jade dirge]

no, cause just saying revolver could confuse people

[junior latch]

for anyone who reads this
its called hel revolver

Sleepoy-BOI is just a bit "special"

[true pilot]

or say special revo

[hidden flame]

goats are browsing animal so goat would try eating kitchen, but i am not actually goat

[median rivet]

Revolver is fun, but hical is more funny

[true pilot]

Skill issue?

[junior latch]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[paper sigil]

hel iron, magnum iron has confused people

[junior latch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[earnest forge]

/sigh
@jade dirge : Can you please try to use the in-game names of objects, weapons and enemies, as much as you possibly can according to your knowledge of the game.
It would very likely improve your ability to interact with other members of this Discord server, I have no doubt about it.

[junior latch]

im sorry btw

i couldnt

believe

reading that

[woeful kestrel]

Why do I even bother

[jade dirge]

i can try but i got a poor memory

[true pilot]

Eva has gone insane

[pseudo sedge]

can we just pin this already honestly?

[junior latch]

i cant

man

[true pilot]

Ngl eva, you still lasted a while

so congrats on that

[hidden flame]

there better things to do than use bad name, we do not call pregnancy "baby carry"

[junior latch]

nah like

you cant make up those names

and then say that

thats like me saying
"who cares about going fast in this game"

[true pilot]

well we could…

[hidden flame]

game gives you gun name whenever you are in mission, correct name is always in your face

[alpine scaffold]

But I can call "bat" as "good Hammer"

[jade dirge]

bats are pretty nive

i tried bat again, its fun

[junior latch]

thats called trying to have an argument

imagine if you said
the obababa spiky buy is as good as the hadonkadonk stick

[earnest forge]

Feel free to consult the game wiki about it, whenever you are confused. It is maintained actively by passionate players, and they try to keep it up to date as best as they can.

[junior latch]

i personally disagree with bat being as good as Hammer. Hammer is just insanely well rounded and gives you more room to do things

but bat has its own very nice strengths and is well balanced for sure

[median rivet]

to me the hammer is a jack of all trades just about

[hidden flame]

i think people who do not realise how strong hammer is do not position well for kills

[junior latch]

jack of all trades, master of many

[jade dirge]

i recognize that its good, i just dont like it

[jagged citrus]

tbh they're all about even now

[hidden flame]

watch how good player moves in video while killing

[jade dirge]

i prefer the bat, its speedy and good at stagger

[jagged citrus]

its no longer that hammer is brain dead obvious best option, they're all relatively balanced with each other

[junior latch]

with the buffs to knife and bat and the nerf to hammer the gap closed immensily tho

and then spear got NERFED AGAIN

[alpine scaffold]

I literally didnt understand

English too difficult I'm dying rn

[hidden flame]

they very good at getting back damage multiplier

[junior latch]

and then theres spear

[jagged citrus]

funny stick is dead 😔

[median rivet]

i think we should be able to throw the spear

[jagged citrus]

i just want to RUUUN

why am i so SLOW

u should be able to use the spear to like pole vault across gaps

[junior latch]

i mean they are definetly close
personally hammer > knife > bat
we had hammer and knife A tier, Bat b tier (but close enough)

[jagged citrus]

i disagree, bat is def a tier

if you know what you're doing its legit solid

[alpine scaffold]

Btw just joking I love to say "bat > Hammer" and then see the chat goes

[jagged citrus]

you can solo like, anything if you're careful enough

[junior latch]

B tier is very solid

[jagged citrus]

ehh

yeah probably

[hidden flame]

it depend on relativity

[jagged citrus]

i think its on par with hammer

[junior latch]

you can also solo anything with spear

its a meh argument

[jagged citrus]

i have a buddy who runs exclusively bat and i can't argue with his results

[pseudo sedge]

U can also solo anything with hammer too?

[junior latch]

hammer fares a lot better in many situations

bat biggest strength is salvaging waking up enemies

[jagged citrus]

ok yeah you can

[hidden flame]

if hammer put in C and nothing in above tiers, bat would be lower

[median rivet]

yes

[junior latch]

since you just left clikc ot stagger smalls

and have good stagger vs biggs

[jagged citrus]

soloing a giant with a hammer is easy

soloing a giant with a hammer and not having it scream is a bit harder

[junior latch]

but it still has low range, a weird arc and not the best dmg breakpoint

[serene jewel]

you mean with headshots right

[junior latch]

eh

[junior latch]

no bat actually just spams left click

[jagged citrus]

nah

uncharged hit with bat staggers any small

[serene jewel]

I thought you meant hammer my bad

[jagged citrus]

including chargers

actually, does it work on nightmares?

[median rivet]

bat has a guaretee stagger on every hit i belive

[serene jewel]

I didn't see you changed describing weapon mid message lol

[jagged citrus]

at least with knife buff i can clear as the spy from tf2

[junior latch]

this is also not rly an argument

[lusty river]

Nightmares have a very high stagger hp/resistance

[junior latch]

again, i consider bat good

[jagged citrus]

mmm

yeah alright, thats fair

[junior latch]

legit 20 stagger hp

[jagged citrus]

u serious?

jesus

[lusty river]

It’s too much for me!

[jagged citrus]

bat probably doesnt do that then 💀

[lusty river]

But the best stagger is shoving 😏

[junior latch]

until you meet a giant

[jagged citrus]

shove the tank

[burnt flume]

It's awful when nightmares saunter into you

[jagged citrus]

shove 👏 the 👏 tank 👏

[lusty river]

[burnt flume]

They don't stagger, they have high hp, they punch you to shit

Probably my least favourite enemy

[jagged citrus]

i usually run high cal if theres a bunch of nightmares

[junior latch]

i actually like them

but they do be scary

[serene jewel]

they'd feel a lot more fair to fight if they didn't have that frame 0 hit bullshit

[jagged citrus]

i think they're cool

there's a little too much overlap with chargers imo

[junior latch]

hel rifle go brr

[jagged citrus]

that works too

i wish potato man showed up more

[jade dirge]

ive never even seen a potato

[lusty river]

Go to grocery store! Duh!

[jade dirge]

i have seen stugs tho, those things are super annoying cause you literally cant kill them

[serene jewel]

you should see the potato

[jagged citrus]

also how the hell do they punch you

[jade dirge]

i mean ingame

[jagged citrus]

they don't have arms

what gives

[lusty river]

Ik 😁

[jade dirge]

have you seen the stug yet yuki

[lusty river]

Maybe

🤔

[jade dirge]

its a tumorback without tumors

[hybrid cloak]

lol

[jade dirge]

cant be killed and hits like a truck, so i call it the stug

[lusty river]

So it’s just called back

Got it

[jagged citrus]

pablo!

[alpine scaffold]

Lets play lol with me

[jade dirge]

it aint pablo, pablo is a people name

[junior latch]

its the immortal

[jagged citrus]

based pfp

[jade dirge]

this thing is not a person

[junior latch]

pablo is the community fun name

[jagged citrus]

pablo my beloved <3

[pseudo sedge]

pablo is the community name

immortal is the fucking name of the enemy

[jagged citrus]

some of my buddies just call it the Funny Tank ™️

[pseudo sedge]

pls refer to cho's message again

[serene jewel]

chaos tank

[junior latch]

also wasnt sleepy litteraly not just told to not use wacky as names when they can know the communitys generally used stuff

[hidden flame]

what sort of weird name is stug

[junior latch]

^

[jade dirge]

its hte name of a german tnak from the second world war

[jagged citrus]

thats

actually kind of dope

i like that

[serene jewel]

stug iv

[hidden flame]

i think sleepy need to play r4e1 r6d1 to see what new names are made

[jagged citrus]

r4e1?

[serene berry]

🐯❔

[jade dirge]

the Stug III was a german tank with extremely thick armor

[hybrid cloak]

shlorp

[serene jewel]

bullshit "thick"

[pseudo sedge]

what is your opinion on german tanks during ww2?

[jagged citrus]

shlorp 💯💯🗣️ ‼️

[junior latch]

Stug means Sturmgeschütz btw
which kind of means "assault gun"

so theres litteraly no correlation between that and the immortal

[jagged citrus]

just melee the immortal till it dies

ez

[jade dirge]

i own a small metal replica of a tiger-II

[jagged citrus]

a while back i did out the math and i think it was something in the ballpark of 200+ irl days of constant hammer swinging

[serene jewel]

so you're saying it's possible

[jagged citrus]

😈

[junior latch]

@jagged citrus you cant actually kill it in vanilla (without bugs such as when it survived with 0.01 hp when teleported back)

[jagged citrus]

ferb i know what we're gonna do today

[hybrid cloak]

[jade dirge]

if you spend over 200 days hitting it without dying

[jagged citrus]

aww really?

[junior latch]

its dmg resistance makes everything 0 thats (iirc) somewhere below 50.000 dmg in 1 hit

[jagged citrus]

i thought they just cranked up the health and damage resistance to comically high numbers

[junior latch]

the damage resistance is the issue here

[jagged citrus]

yeah thats fair

[junior latch]

if you technically 0.001 dmg

then its 0

you need to reach a certain value

[jagged citrus]

just bring 50% special damage with sniper so u do over 50 damage per bullet

or ig 25%

[jade dirge]

Then ammo becomes the issue

[hybrid cloak]

someone else bring 90% supply efficiency

[hidden flame]

what if you get clown car worth of people placing mines then leaving lobby

so new people can place more mine

[jagged citrus]

then the game crashes

too much boom

[junior latch]

someone tested it with mines and %mine dmg boosters
it took several several insanely high numbers

[jagged citrus]

did they actually kill it?

[junior latch]

just stacking mines does nothing

iirc yes

but again basically cheats

[jagged citrus]

hey guys if u cheat u can kill the immortal

[junior latch]

i can tell you that even at 100x dmg it takes 0

[alpine scaffold]

What does iirc means?

[jade dirge]

If i remember correctly

[burnt flume]

recall*, not remember

[jagged citrus]

potato potahto

[rose nova]

patata

nom nom nom

[junior latch]

🥔

[jagged citrus]

potato man ‼️

[hidden flame]

ananas means banana I think

[lusty river]

No it means pineapple

😏

[junior latch]

pineapple

yes

[hidden flame]

i hate pineapple

[jagged citrus]

based

[lusty river]

😱

[jagged citrus]

worst fruit fr

[lusty river]

I love pineapple

[jagged citrus]

i dont need my food to eat me back

[hidden flame]

it spanish right? odio ananas

[jagged citrus]

wait

no

[junior latch]

pineapples have 2 funny things going on

[jagged citrus]

en espanol?

es la pina

[junior latch]

their acid eats into ya

[jagged citrus]

no ananas

[junior latch]

and they have small tiny stingers in the flesh

[rose nova]

banana is banana in spanish, or also called platano

piña is pineapple in spanish

[high orchid]

if you put pineapple on pizza you are an abomination and should be killed

[hidden flame]

at least it not as bad as stinging tree or gympie gympie

[alpine scaffold]

Here in Brazil we put mashed potatoes on hotdogs.

[jagged citrus]

ok yes pineapple on pizza is gross

what is our opinion on shrimp on pizza

[vernal nebula]

Potato bun + potatoes?

[high orchid]

that honestly doesn't sound too bad

[rose nova]

_noo wait whyy _

qwq

[junior latch]

can be quite good

[rose nova]

what the- nooo

[high orchid]

it sounds weird but I'd need to try before I judge

[vernal nebula]

Here in GTFO we put glowsticks on our hotdogs.

[junior latch]

its just a meat substitute

[jagged citrus]

thats what im SAYIN

everyone says im crazy but shrimp on pizza is so good

[analog flicker]

Anchovies

[jagged citrus]

so are chicken nuggets, for that matter

[junior latch]

i dont like anchovies personally

[analog flicker]

What about Ceasar dressing?

[rose nova]

that sounds way too greasy but i bet it tastes really good ngl

[jagged citrus]

i mean im vegetarian so they're veggie chik'n nuggets

but they still slap on pizza

[rose nova]

oh :3

[jagged citrus]

would def recommend

ok what about peas

[lusty river]

Beans

[jagged citrus]

whut da fuq

[high orchid]

not much of a fan of peas

[jagged citrus]

:(

peas are so good tho

[junior latch]

for a veggi pizza i rly enjoy broccoli, zuccini and chilis

[jagged citrus]

broccoli on pizza is so good

[nimble pumice]

guys, any tips for the stug in r7e1?

thanks

[jagged citrus]

broccoli + kalamata olives + peas + shrimp

ideal pizza

[jagged citrus]

staring contest

someomne babysits while the other three play the video game

[alpine scaffold]

What about Brazil "Chimarrão" ?
Hot water with herbs, but it isn't tea...

[nimble pumice]

I'm looking disrespectfully

[jagged citrus]

of course

[jagged citrus]

eh im not a fan of tea in general

and idk how you would put it on pizza

[rose nova]

u let the pizza marinate on tea

[alpine scaffold]

We are talking about pizza?

[true pilot]

Wait we are no longer going insane here?

[jagged citrus]

thats disgusting

[true pilot]

lets go

[rose nova]

:[

[true pilot]

pizza

i like pizza with kiwi on it

kiwi pizza

[jagged citrus]

thats

unique

[analog flicker]

Pesto pizza

[alpine scaffold]

I just put everything I have on fridge and say "ok lets eat it"

[jagged citrus]

DUDE

pesto pizza is so good

[true pilot]

forget about hawaian pizza, kiwi pizza is here

[jagged citrus]

it is my opinion that if you take any dish that has tomato sauce in it and replace that tomato sauce with pesto that dish is instantly improved

[true pilot]

I never tried that

sounds interesting

[analog flicker]

Thin crust pesto light mozz onion chicken

[alpine scaffold]

Ice cream in pizza is also a thing here.

[analog flicker]

Was one of my go-to pizzas when I worked at a parlor back in the day

[jagged citrus]

pesto pizza, broccoli, olives, peas, shrimp, maybe some chik'n nuggets

nirvana

[true pilot]

That sounds terrible ngl

[jagged citrus]

yall remember when cereal pizza was going around

[analog flicker]

(We were only allowed a personal but general manager allowed me to stretch the personal sized dough to a larger size if I could.

[jagged citrus]

you put like marshmallow cream instead of tomato sauce and then put six different cereals on top

and then eat it and get diabetes and fucking die

[lusty river]

I can’t remember where but Ik there were places in the US that sold pickle pizzas

[true pilot]

god how long ago was that?

[jagged citrus]

the olden times

[true pilot]

that seems plausible and i guess could fit?

[analog flicker]

I remember when Oreo Pizza was new

[true pilot]

What pizza

[lusty river]

I just know the reviews say it wasn’t that good 😆

[analog flicker]

Basically an Oreo pie

[alpine scaffold]

My wife mixes so much things to eat
Coca cola + monster energy
Coca cola + Ice cream

[true pilot]

Id imagine some well made pickles could be incorporated into a pizza if done well

[quasi pine]

hi

i will eat

the pizza

[alpine scaffold]

Herbs + juice

[true pilot]

huh, interesting

[analog flicker]

Tbf the ice cream just makes it a float.

[jagged citrus]

get ur own

[true pilot]

What the frog

[quasi pine]

yea it's called stealing yours

it's mine now

[analog flicker]

Cola and Monster?. Idk about that one.

[jagged citrus]

over my dead body

[quasi pine]

i already ate it

[jagged citrus]

it has shrimp and broccoli on it do u even want it

[true pilot]

also N3on am i seeing things or does the hackett on your pfp move?

[alpine scaffold]

Yes

[analog flicker]

I despise that most broccoli pizza's I've seen. Have cheddar

[alpine scaffold]

The background too

[true pilot]

pizza with shrimps is actually pretty good

[hidden flame]

i think for vegetable pizza you should only really go peppers, onions, chilli, sweetcorn

[jagged citrus]

why the fuck would nayone put cheddar on a pizza

mozarella is fine

[lusty river]

Corn on pizza is amazing for no reason

[hidden flame]

i know olive is popular but i would never put olive on poizza

[true pilot]

God wtf

[jagged citrus]

kalamata olives go crazy hard

[analog flicker]

I love my elote pizza and the Birria pizza

[hidden flame]

i think most pizza use cheese blend

[analog flicker]

Fire

[hidden flame]

if you go to italian pizza place you probably get mozarella only

[lusty river]

Birria tacos 😩

[true pilot]

trippy

[analog flicker]

Birria pizza is kind of recent. on media at least.

[burnt flume]

what is birria

[analog flicker]

But I could also be late

[lusty river]

People are so creative

[burnt flume]

I think I've heard of it before but like

I don't actually know what it is

[alpine scaffold]

The pfp is from steam points store and the background is from wallpaper engine (also The GTFO wallpaper is cool)

[quasi pine]

the warden should give us grenades to use

[true pilot]

cool

[jagged citrus]

seriously

[true pilot]

we got foam nades

[jagged citrus]

man i got 1984

[quasi pine]

more

[burnt flume]

ok I'm googling birria now

[jagged citrus]

we can put male white fluid in grenades but not explosives

[quasi pine]

i need more

[analog flicker]

It's a Mexican meat stew of sorts

[true pilot]

and also pls dont start another bs talk about nades, pizza talk is nice

[burnt flume]

that explains it, sounds quite tasty though

[jagged citrus]

PUT THE CFOAM ON THE PIZZA

[quasi pine]

i want to be able to swallow a frag grenade and have smoke comically leak from my ears

[jagged citrus]

how do u think cfoam tastes

[alpine scaffold]

How about just nuke the entire complex

[quasi pine]

cfoam would taste like used cigarettes

[hidden flame]

dont get ahead of yourself

[jagged citrus]

REAL

there is literally not a single good thing that could still come out of it

[analog flicker]

I'm dropping the fuel rods now. Start the meltdown

[true pilot]

laughs in R8

[analog flicker]

[alpine scaffold]

Still R2 player

[true pilot]

(insert schaeffer R8A2 laugh)

[quasi pine]

we should send in a jaeger to kill all the sleepers

[jagged citrus]

the sleepers watching the Warden airdrop in freddy fazbear:

[true pilot]

Sad, R8 is where the real fun suffering is at

[hidden flame]

i think you should try playing pub then

always goes bad

[alpine scaffold]

Still R2 player because R2c2

[hybrid peak]

I downloaded this game today And do enyone want play And chill?

[jagged citrus]

ahh, r2c2

[lusty river]

I’m the pub in question

[jagged citrus]

the memories

[true pilot]

Oh god no, i left those times way behind me

[lusty river]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[jagged citrus]

n3on if you want some help with r2c2 i can help you

[true pilot]

hi, you can find people to play with in the lfg channels

[hidden flame]

i do not think i ever play with you, but i will make note to avoid

[quasi pine]

that one is tricky

[alpine scaffold]

I can't, Ping won't allow

I'm from Brazil

[lusty river]

Lmao glad I could help 😆

[jagged citrus]

bruh one of my regular players lives in

i think the UAE

10 times zones away from me

[quasi pine]

hi from brazil, i'm dad

[alpine scaffold]

What

[analog flicker]

[jagged citrus]

its ur call but the offer stands

[true pilot]

ngl, you could prolly manage that

[jagged citrus]

once you get the hang of r2c2 its actually really fun

[lusty river]

I haven’t touched gtfo in like 2 days, I might get withdrawal symptoms

[jagged citrus]

bring sawed off 😈

[alpine scaffold]

Thanks

[hidden flame]

i play with someone from asia host and it go ok, if you have experience high ping not too bad

[true pilot]

Better hop in and INJECT

[jagged citrus]

just ping me if u want some help im free later today

my uae friend has like no issues

well, not no issues

manageable levels of issues

[analog flicker]

Me when I don't want to play gtfo.
Also my ass playing gtfo not even 2 seconds later.

[lusty river]

Lmfao

[alpine scaffold]

I'm on job rn so when I come to home ill see

[jagged citrus]

ive barely played any gtfo in the past two months

ive been way too busy :(

[quasi pine]

men only want one thing and it's to kill sleepers

[jagged citrus]

i have no time

six classes and two jobs

[analog flicker]

2 hours later of me looking at LFGs with a YouTube video on my other tab

[lusty river]

How do you know I’m a man (I’m actually a used water bottle)

[alpine scaffold]

1 job and 1 wife

[jagged citrus]

cap

lies

no gtfo player gets bitches

[quasi pine]

into the trash you go then 😎

[analog flicker]

3pookies 1 water bottle?

[lusty river]

Where are you located, region wise

[analog flicker]

Is that how our runs go.

[lusty river]

Ayoooo

[analog flicker]

[jagged citrus]

i

no

bad

bad memory

be silent

[hidden flame]

UK#

[quasi pine]

raah

[lusty river]

Okay not bad

[jagged citrus]

we should develop something faster than light so ping isnt a problem anymore

[alpine scaffold]

Btw is it common to enemies teleport even to host?

[jagged citrus]

only if the host plays on a potato

i mean this game has, uh, a few optimization issues

[hidden flame]

enemy should never teleport, probably wave spawn on top of players

[jagged citrus]

but for the most part it holds together pretty well especially for host

[hidden flame]

happens when you are 2 room away with nobody in room between

[alpine scaffold]

I think I expressed myself wrong, expressing yourself in English is difficult

[jagged citrus]

mm