gtfo-chat

[mellow hedge]

Dont

[rose nova]

tbh if anythin with spear its easier to misjudge the charge and make the giant scream wakin up the room

[earnest laurel]

Your argument is js practice makes perfect, you can still get hit

[scenic venture]

THIS

[earnest laurel]

Clear everything else

Trust

[rose nova]

spear has less base dmg so

[rose nova]

2 bigs

[mellow hedge]

Gives no reason to melee then

[earnest laurel]

Use the power of friendship

[rose nova]

they spawn in pairs usually

ah then u could do it 4 knifes

[earnest laurel]

I meant through melee

[rose nova]

with a team? 4 bats sure

[mellow hedge]

But hammer is just superior to spear

[earnest laurel]

Not really

It’s only sprint

[rose nova]

and higher base dmg

and the arc of movement

[earnest laurel]

Precision makes up for it

And you can still hit if you miss with spear

[rose nova]

yeah but once u get the head out of ur target u dont get more precision dmg
and it doesnt like add a lot either

[earnest laurel]

And you don’t smack the ground when you look forward and crouch

[earnest laurel]

It either kills or stuns with every limb break depending on the sleeper

[scenic venture]

Hammer makes life easier

Trust

[rose nova]

u also can late hit with hammer, and if u hit the ground like a lot just cancel the charge ksmdkm

[earnest laurel]

Only cus of sprint

[rose nova]

also hammer

[scenic venture]

Uh no?

Higher base dmg

[earnest laurel]

The only good part is js sprint for hammer

[rose nova]

and hammer can bodyshot strikers from anywhere in the body

[earnest laurel]

What are you gonna use the higher base damage on if it either one shots or stuns on every hit on giants like the spear

[wicked solstice]

higher base damage, bodyshot

[rose nova]

higher base dmg less charge to break a limb

[wicked solstice]

Yeah

that

[scenic venture]

And you can say stop, hammertime! W it

[earnest laurel]

You can kill a normal sleeper with like 70% charge on spear

[wicked solstice]

It also still has higher stagger than spear

[scenic venture]

You can break a giant limb w that

[earnest laurel]

With which weapon

[scenic venture]

Spear cant do that

[rose nova]

u can kill a normal sleeper with like 50% charge on hammer on the head ksmdkm, hit the occi and almost instakill it too

[scenic venture]

Hammer

[rose nova]

spear and hammer there are like the same

[earnest laurel]

Your gonna get hit still but Alr

[scenic venture]

Try it then lol

[earnest laurel]

I been tried every melee

[scenic venture]

And use what you wanna use

[earnest laurel]

Knife and spear are peak

[scenic venture]

Its your choice

Knife i for sure agree w

[rose nova]

well some levels will force u to use others but they come in later

[wicked solstice]

knife is pretty good now, bat is still a great choice as a one off, but hammer is still king

[scenic venture]

Theres only one king

[wicked solstice]

Just a little less so with the stagger reversion

[scenic venture]

Long live the king.

[earnest laurel]

Bats only good with the power of friendship most of the time

(For giants)

[wicked solstice]

bro has not seen a bat player solo a giant like they’re sipping coffee on a sunday morning

you need to find yourself a good bat player

Like slendi here

[earnest laurel]

Bats stagger carries

[wicked solstice]

they also do damage if they play it right

[hybrid cloak]

cap

[earnest laurel]

It’s pretty short range so it’s good for normal sleepers really

[rose nova]

bats like knife but a bit slower but 70 times more staggerin

so its a trade off

[earnest laurel]

Knife better

Solo giant with knife no dmg

Trust

[wicked solstice]

you can

I’ve done it

actually starting to get good at reliably limb breaking

[rose nova]

u can now solo giants with every melee

[earnest laurel]

I been selling recently with scouts

Cus they always walking away into hordes

[wicked solstice]

it’s in their pathfinding

[rose nova]

i guess they

found the path

:D

[wicked solstice]

They try to walkk towards other sleepers

Generally

[earnest laurel]

We need explosions

Top tier

[raw shard]

Not necessarily true, they just get given a couple nodes randomly in the room when they spawn and just walk between them

[wicked solstice]

Huh

I swore someone told me multiple different times that scouts do that

[rose nova]

that would be like a bit too complex to code wouldnt it be
cause it would need to make i guess like shapes with the positions of the enmies see how they overlap or have a general view of the enemies understand how groups work how they are positioned etc etc etc

[alpine scaffold]

All levels of the game have already been completed solo?

[wicked solstice]

Except one

But yes

[raw shard]

Which one?

[boreal yew]

Depends on how many glitches you'd allow.

[wicked solstice]

R8E2

If you aren’t allowing extreme glitches

[raw shard]

No door bugging obviously 💀

[wicked solstice]

yeah

[raw shard]

You don't even have to play the game at that point

[wicked solstice]

Tnenpi wasn’t able to do it

Maybe he’s still working on it, who knows

I doubt it tho

[raw shard]

E2 is a lot of waiting

In the class 6

[alpine scaffold]

Why R8E2 is impossible? (r2 player here)

[wicked solstice]

Yeah

He can’t kite, because there’s a “death timer”

[rose nova]

ur on a bit of a time crunch so

[boreal yew]

Even the R7E1 one contains some major exploit

[wicked solstice]

i mean

[raw shard]

Getting flyers stuck right?

[wicked solstice]

They get stuck like that all the time tbf

[boreal yew]

Also R6CX (DX in OG)

[wicked solstice]

XD

[raw shard]

Yeah but there's a difference to them just getting stuck and doing it intentionally

[wicked solstice]

Yeye ik

still looks hilarious tho

I remember skipping ahead in the solo and being comfused as to why 20 Eyes of Sauron were lining the reactor ceiling

[raw shard]

R4E1 uses a birther spawning babies on a box to cap spawns

[wicked solstice]

Yeah

He did R5E1 truly solo tho, right? Like no exploits that I can think of?

[raw shard]

Idk I haven't watched that one

[boreal yew]

R5E1 has too enough giants at the very beginning so

[latent palm]

really dont matter

[upbeat sail]

would you count using a pile of gaints to block the spawn cap

because he never actually lets the error alarms spawn shit

[boreal yew]

It's probably safer to say all levels have been duo-ed without any degenerate strategies

But a lot of soloing involves "degenerate strategies" like long-kiting/ spawn cap with shooters/giants, etc

[novel wyvern]

guys

who wants to play

[lusty river]

Play what

[novel wyvern]

i am kinda new to the game

[boreal yew]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[novel wyvern]

gtfo

[lusty river]

No way, me too

[novel wyvern]

team of 4?

[vernal moon]

Beat r1b1 uwu

[novel wyvern]

pls

[vernal moon]

What mission?

[novel wyvern]

any

[vernal moon]

If u get 2 others I’m down

[novel wyvern]

109775243149905587

id

[vernal moon]

What’s the thing?

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[vernal moon]

This helps you set up a discord channel

And also a team

[novel wyvern]

is tagging everyone allowed?

[vernal moon]

I don’t think so

Also

How do I join?

That’s me!

[novel wyvern]

oh nice

[novel wyvern]

do you want to play?

[latent palm]

hey fox

can you help us with R8B4

[vernal moon]

I’m with winkle already

[latent palm]

you are very pro after beating R1B1

[rose nova]

it doesnt do anythin so no point
but dont do it either way ksmdkm

[hoary oxide]

[outer lantern]

c1 is something special, good luck

[outer lantern]

no, and theyre turned off anyway

only devs can ping everyone

pinging 200,000 people is a good way to get your account banned via spam report

[jade dirge]

Have you acquired more dogs

[vernal moon]

it was a 2 person

we just beat r7a1

[rose nova]

:D

[fringe marsh]

are r4c2 bug? no sleeper on the map?

[boreal yew]

Your game is bugged or you have a funny teammate

[rose nova]

i doubt its a game bug

rather a teammate yes

[fringe marsh]

i only see sleeper in alarm

[boreal yew]

Did you experience a host migration?

[fringe marsh]

before the drop

[boreal yew]

I assume you're not the host, you can try close the game and rejoin. If it fixs the problem, it's because host migration can cause some clients don't have enemies loaded on the map (but new enemies spawned can be seen normally)

[fringe marsh]

also my teammate bug a door the sleeper cannot go in but the door is busted

we can malee they from other side

[boreal yew]

That's a famous door glitch

[fringe marsh]

but they cannot attack

[mellow hedge]

Cringe teammate

[fringe marsh]

the game become more bug when they keep on busting door

[rose nova]

u should get out of that lobby

[earnest flame]

welp I've gone and reworked my loadout and my AI's loadouts to try R1B1 again
will begin attempts after I eat lunch lol

[fringe marsh]

do i need to report it?

[boreal yew]

No need

[fringe marsh]

ok then

[rose nova]

good luck :D
thought u were doin it solo

[boreal yew]

You can go +1 the issue if you can find the original thread...

[rose nova]

but well with bots itll be easier

[earnest flame]

well solo with bots xD

I'm not a psycho

[rose nova]

problem is solo usually means just alone alone

[earnest flame]

to me solo means I'm the only player

either way though, will continue to do more after I eat lol

[rose nova]

aight ksks
probs some of the advice that u got were for like solo solo but well u can find ur way to apply it probs

[fringe marsh]

[rose nova]

[mellow hedge]

[steep scaffold]

you can do it

[leaden idol]

can we made "pure will" achivment with bots? Is it counted if bots use med?

[wispy bluff]

Yes and yes.
I did it with bots by scanning meds with terminals and simply not openning any lockers that had confirmed meds inside.

[jade dirge]

R1b1 isn't that bad man, you got this

R1b2 is where it gets hard tho

[scenic venture]

Give it hugs!

[hybrid cloak]

personal space

[scenic venture]

Scouts love hugs! They are friends after all!

[vernal nebula]

It should count if they use med, since they automatically pick up medpacks and will use them you'll need to ping the lockers with ammo / tool to ensure the bots aren't healing you / eachother

[hybrid cloak]

you also can just remove the bots and bring them back if they pick up meds

[jade dirge]

Do not hug feelers, they are a nuisance and a living alarm

Embed your melee of choice in their head

[vernal nebula]

It's gonna be a pain to get with bots since you can't permafoam the alarms

aside from the room scan

[jade dirge]

Feelers only like hugs so they can yell and cause alarms

Stab them with a halberd

[blissful dome]

...

Sarcasm abounds

[untold ravine]

Iirc we invalidate the achievement already so kick and rejoin I don't think would work

[hybrid cloak]

oh well thats no good : D

[blissful dome]

:C

[hybrid cloak]

IFO

[blissful dome]

Helo

:D

[hybrid cloak]

hi

[crisp bear]

Hello people, can anyone tell me how finding players work here?

[wispy bluff]

.t lfg

[blissful dome]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[wispy bluff]

spam woohoo

[blissful dome]

Yeehaw

[crisp bear]

just saw lfg-beginners, I just join there anyone? (not well-versed in discord)

[wispy bluff]

Yeah, pretty much. Check recent messages, see a level that you're interesting in, join their VC (if any), copy the lobby code and a relevant JOIN button will appear on the main menu of the game. You'll figure it out from there.

[mellow hedge]

Just anyone (joins r8e2 lfg beginner)

[crisp bear]

thanks people

[jade dirge]

Hey D0c, i got a question

What's the deal with the slug shotgun?

[mellow hedge]

You mean how its ass?

[burnt flume]

please stop harassing the devs

[mellow hedge]

Mb pachi

[earnest forge]

Once again, you have made your point enough already. Please stop.

[jade dirge]

I'm just asking

He's a dev, if anyone would know it'd be him

[earnest forge]

Still. If they had an easy answer to give you, they would have provided it the first time you asked.
Now it is the fourth time I believe ? Please drop it, or contact the community manager if it really hurts you to know.

[jade dirge]

It's the most memed on main weapon and is sorta useless

Oh, alright, thanks man

Is it poisonous or just regular fog

[mellow hedge]

Dayum 4th?

[jade dirge]

Do I just dm him or is there a certain bot I should use

[earnest forge]

Sleepyboi being Sleepyboi.

[mellow hedge]

Fr

[jade dirge]

It just kills visibility, be careful and keep biogun close

Thermals are an option too, but I wouldn't recommend it

That's bad news, are you in a squad or solo?

[wispy bluff]

It is kinda depressing knowing that exactly 0 changes were made to the newcomers. The only one who got a buff is the the only one who didn't need it.
Which makes me wonder what devs see in slug and shorty if they think they're fine.

[jade dirge]

That's my point, the newer armaments got buffed in the most pointless way possible

[formal ember]

there are people who collect logs but don't clear the mission. dials hello cringe police????

[jade dirge]

And even then, the one that had the most potential was the one that got a buff

[mellow hedge]

Why clear if you dont need to?

[wispy bluff]

The only thing i can think of is the fact that they perfectly compliment each other. You basically switch main and special in places. Except you got a shit special, and an okay main.

[jade dirge]

Alarm door?

Just a normal door?

Oh

[mellow hedge]

Alerted the room I presume haha

R1B1?

[jade dirge]

Ots usually advised to clear sleepers before hacking, or be really confident at hacking

[mellow hedge]

Yeah Tbh i would recommend just doing the class 3 alarms

[jade dirge]

Is short rifle even decent?

[mellow hedge]

Lmao

[wispy bluff]

I used it a couple of times and when it works - it works.

[jade dirge]

Like, the magnum is better than short rifle as a "main" special weapon

[mellow hedge]

Had one of my fastest pmom kills with full burst pistol and short rifle team lmao

[jade dirge]

Yeah but like, when does it work?

[wispy bluff]

When the entire enemy wave is exclusively smalls

[burnt flume]

please stop pretending that you know what you're talking about, I know "fake it until you make it" is a thing but it really does not work if you're talking about an area you know little about to anyone who knows more than you

[jade dirge]

Also, is post buff nano good or was the buff all around pointless

[wispy bluff]

When somewhat at range you take harassing potshots and then once they're close you destroy your LMB and kill them

It basically never runs out of ammo too

[burnt flume]

it is buffed, so it is better
is it on the level of other stuff? nah, it'd have needed to get a lot more to be better than other guns

[jade dirge]

So short rifle is the arthritis/autoclicker gun

[wispy bluff]

Its a lazy gun

[jade dirge]

And bring, what, sawn off in the main gun slot to complement it?

[wispy bluff]

It has no recoil, mag to reload ratio is great considering its a semi, got ammo for days

You just click on enemies and that's it

You don't actually intend to kill them

[jade dirge]

Sawn is a solid giant killer and good for panicked pot shots

Artek, have you tested new nano yet?

[wispy bluff]

You're just making sure that they're soften up. Makes me wonder if it was meant to be like a support gun that just provides the missing margins required for a kill by the bigger lads

[wispy bluff]

No, but based on the numbers i saw it basically changes nothing about how you use it.

[jade dirge]

So it's still sheisse?

[wispy bluff]

I do not actually believe its shit. I know its like a meme among vets but i found it to be pretty fun to use. Spray and pray from hip, no ADS or aiming required.

[jade dirge]

Oh interesting

I do like a good hip gun

[burnt flume]

then you pick carbine or a shotgun...

[jade dirge]

Also, is there any point to choke shot?,

[rose nova]

long range high dmg

very fast

[burnt flume]

dps

it's a bit role crept by other guns though

[rose nova]

tight spread cone

[jade dirge]

Yeah but hel rifle has the same damage with a slug and the charge time is negligible

[mellow hedge]

Burst pistol might be the least fun ive had using a weapon

[burnt flume]

please stop.

[jade dirge]

I think better precision too, don't quote tho

[rose nova]

hel rifles much much slower than chokemod

[jade dirge]

Is it really?

[rose nova]

have u tried spammin it without the delay getitn in ur way
try to spam chokemod, it just flies

[jade dirge]

When I use hel rifle the charge rate seems null, it's like a quarter second

[mellow hedge]

Theres honestly no point

[rose nova]

u can unload all 4 chokemod shells in less than .5 seconds

[mellow hedge]

He doesnt care

[jade dirge]

I'll have to try choke mod again

[rose nova]

tbh

yes

i agree

[burnt flume]

you know

[jade dirge]

When would you ever need a full magdump tho

[burnt flume]

the guy is just a biological chatgpt

[jade dirge]

Isn't the point to use accuracy and preserve bullets

[burnt flume]

he doesn't learn from experience, he scrapes the text of this discord server

[rose nova]

they were like 'ah i fucking hate nano' and then just immediatly got told 'good hipfire' OH NANO AMAZING

[rose nova]

4 bullets kill a giant from the front

[jade dirge]

Interesting

Wait, is damage different from behind?

[median rivet]

I am sorry, what?

[rose nova]

if u do a headshot with hel rifle chokemod it will do shit extra dmg

[rose nova]

yes

how do u not know

[jade dirge]

Choke shot and hel rifle have 30 damage, one is spread over pellets and one is a solid shot

[burnt flume]

you should've known from high school when someone put a note that said "kick me" on your back

[jade dirge]

I never noticed shit dying faster when shot from behind

[median rivet]

Yes, I know that, I meant the charge time

[wispy bluff]

You just lack the acquired taste 🧐

[jade dirge]

Hel rifle charge rate is super duper high, I never noticed it

[mellow hedge]

Lmao

Idk about that

[median rivet]

Ya it’s not exactly fast

[jade dirge]

Pretty fast imo

[mellow hedge]

Hel rifle top tier gun

[jade dirge]

I can reliably hipfire it in a panic too, which is real nice for evac

[rose nova]

hipfire doesnt mean fast

[median rivet]

I still prefer machine gun

[rose nova]

... now u both confuse me

machine has way more of a charge than hel rifle

[jade dirge]

Correct, but it's not as slow as you say it is

[median rivet]

The orange sight one I forgot the name

[jade dirge]

Veruta

[rose nova]

veruta

[mellow hedge]

Veruta goated

[median rivet]

Ya but I got 60 bullets

[jade dirge]

Arbalest has a blue holo sights

[median rivet]

Ya I don’t like that one, doesn’t feel right

Burst ar is pretty fun as well

[jade dirge]

Those bullets deal low damage, hel rifle hardly charges and hits like a truck

[mellow hedge]

Veruta is very good

One gun I wish I was really good at tho is hel gun

Genuinely insane

[pallid anvil]

does the other machine gun stagger ?

i dont think it does

[mellow hedge]

multiplier is 1

[wispy bluff]

Both machine guns stagger very good

[mellow hedge]

Verutas stagger is much better

[wispy bluff]

1.45x

on 3.51 damage

vs 1x on 5.35

[mellow hedge]

Yeah

[wispy bluff]

ironically it means that they basically deal almost same stagger value

[mellow hedge]

Yeah but veruta also has over double the rpm

whoops

I meant 1.5

idk where tf i got double from

[wispy bluff]

Yeah

Veruta the the actual crowd controller

Arbalist actually tries dealing damage

[jade dirge]

Hey artek, I got a question

[wispy bluff]

But also just easier to control, ironically

[mellow hedge]

Yeah

[jade dirge]

What's the precision mod on hel rifle

[mellow hedge]

Veruta is still just better

[mellow hedge]

0.7 i believe

[wispy bluff]

x0.74 or something

a.k.a. the bottom of the barrel for prec

"dont aim head" says the dev

[rose nova]

very useless to hit headshots unless its shooters or hybrids etc etc

[jade dirge]

So it deals less damage on a headshoy?

[rose nova]

no

[wispy bluff]

Depends

Its mega complicated because that's how devs like it

But TL:DR you don't need to aim for the head because you get nothing from it

[rose nova]

what the game does its multiply that 0.7 by the dmg of the weapon, and then by the multiplier of the specific enemy

u will NEVER deal negative dmg with a headshot

[wispy bluff]

With ONLY exceptions being giant shooters and hybrids

[rose nova]

for example, the dmg of the hel rifle plus its 0.7, and the 1.5 multiplier of a giant

so u deal extra dmg, but almost none

so its not worth it

[jade dirge]

So it's using the super roundabout way of "don't multiply by 174%, multiply by 74% then add back to the original"

[wispy bluff]

guns with x0.74 deal ~10% extra damage when headshoting giant strikers.

[wispy bluff]

I have no idea what you're saying

[mellow hedge]

Also means you have to re adjust and also probably miss pens

[junior latch]

Its american math

dw about it

[jade dirge]

There are biter variants of juggernauts?,

[mellow hedge]

HAHAHA

sorry

[wispy bluff]

[Gun Base Damage] x [Precision Multi] x [Enemy Multi]

[earnest forge]

Same goes for most of us here

[jade dirge]

It's some stupid kind of "new math" called common core that makes things infinitely more confusing

[wispy bluff]

For HEL Rifle its [30] x [0.74] x [Enemy]

[burnt flume]

it's literally just multiplication

[rose nova]

no really

[jade dirge]

My friend, that's dealing less damage unless the enemy multiplier is stupid high

[wispy bluff]

So by default HEL Rifle deals 22.2 damage on a precision strike, but the problem is that preicision spot has a damage multiplier of its own.

[rose nova]

its multiply the dmg by the precision dmg, and then by the enemy

[rose nova]

no its not, every enemy has a 1.5 or more multiplier

[burnt flume]

I'm making a support group for victims of this menace

[wispy bluff]

The lowest weakpoint in the game are Giant Strikers' heads at x1.5

[rose nova]

which is enough to always do more than the base

[jade dirge]

Ok that makes more sense

[wispy bluff]

22.2 x 1.5 = 33.3

[mellow hedge]

Can I please be president

[wraith marsh]

its also clamped to make you unable to do less damage even if the multi was lower

[rose nova]

again, u will never ever do negative dmg

[wraith marsh]

(which wasnt used till r8 released)

[wispy bluff]

Oh boy a whole 3 extra damage against an enemy that has 120 HP

[jade dirge]

So ot always deals more than base, but the basic multiplier makes it worse than other guns when headshotting

Just aim for the body unless its a rock head variant

[mellow hedge]

Basically not worth headshotting especially with hel rifle cause no pens

[burnt flume]

I just know that this guy would headshot a giant with hel rifle when a sniper player is in the lobby

[wraith marsh]

ong

[wispy bluff]

Yep, that's the idea.

[mellow hedge]

fr

[jade dirge]

That makes sense, thank you for breaking it down

Also is that a warframe pfp

[wispy bluff]

For the record weakpoints are:
Strikers x3
Shooters x5
Giants x1.5
Big Shooters and Hybrids are x2
Forgot scouts, but i think also x3?...

Chargers have none. Cool enemy /s

[wraith marsh]

chicken/hybrid is 2

[jade dirge]

Spikers don't have heads?

[mellow hedge]

Its protected ig you could say

They have no head multiplier

[wispy bluff]

Always throws me for a loop

[rose nova]

chargers dont have heads no, they just one torso, and one back

if u shoot the head its just like shootin the belly

[jade dirge]

So what, the only way to hurt a spiker worse is to shoot them in the ass

[rose nova]

yes

general back

[jade dirge]

Cool

[rose nova]

so no way to do durin alarms

[jade dirge]

So you have to chug through the whole 120hp instead of getting that heads to hurt them worse

[mellow hedge]

chargers do not have 120hp

[jade dirge]

With short rifle or hel revolver or something like that

[wraith marsh]

chug and short rifle

[rose nova]

chargers have 30 dmg

[wraith marsh]

yeah that seems about right

[jade dirge]

I thought that was minis

[rose nova]

yes, chargers

big chargers have 120

[wispy bluff]

not all of them

[mellow hedge]

Omfg

[jade dirge]

Regular spikers have the same health as juggers

[mellow hedge]

shhhh

[mellow hedge]

CHARGERS have 30hp

[latent palm]

is sleepy still cooking with his spreadsheet names?

[mellow hedge]

BBC's have 120

[latent palm]

[burnt flume]

you know I think there's a size that's considered standard

[mellow hedge]

Charger scouts have 60

[mellow hedge]

Lmaooo

[burnt flume]

and sleeper sizes are standardised... and if they're big... they have big in the name

[latent palm]

BIG GUY

BIG GUY HERE

[mellow hedge]

Big daddy

[wraith marsh]

can we just spoil this guy the whole game for wasting our time

[modern coral]

What if giants are actually the regular size, and we're just biased?

[wraith marsh]

thoughts?

[mellow hedge]

Im on board

[latent palm]

depends chill

let bread do it

[modern coral]

You have strikers, shooters, and then mini strikers, and mini shooters

[burnt flume]

and mini walkers

[mellow hedge]

So whats a baby then?

Checkmate

[latent palm]

heh

FETUS DELETUS

[modern coral]

It's a nano striker

[burnt flume]

neonate

[latent palm]

checkmate that frostty

[mellow hedge]

Microstriker

[latent palm]

get pooped on

[burnt flume]

picostriker

[thorn monolith]

Hi, any balkans here?

[mellow hedge]

Spell my name right before you address me

[latent palm]

no

[jade dirge]

Nah there's biter, rock heads, juggernauts, spikers, feelers, tumorbacks, and all the variants therein

[latent palm]

i like to call you that cuz ur a oomfie

[mellow hedge]

here we go again

[burnt flume]

I do wonder, right

[latent palm]

dont wonder

[burnt flume]

what's the point of kicking glass at other people when you're barefoot

[jade dirge]

The big guys aren't the normally sized guys

[burnt flume]

it sucks for everyone, but it keeps being done

[latent palm]

just walk away from this chat pachi

[mellow hedge]

This guy thinks I hate him cause of his names then he says shit like this

[latent palm]

guys love your self

get out of this chat

ffs

[jade dirge]

You can't call the 8 foot tall variants the normal sized ones

[burnt flume]

I can't wait until this guy meets the mega tumourback

[mellow hedge]

I have become re-depressed because of this

[jade dirge]

Cause 8 foot tall is the juggernaut sized onrs

[latent palm]

thats what i just said

run awya from this chat

[mellow hedge]

I cant

Its like a shitty ex

[latent palm]

fucks that cooch is good

you right

[jade dirge]

The big guys are the big size, not the normal size

[mellow hedge]

Why are you still yapping

[burnt flume]

you sound awfully adamant for someone just insisting on having it both ways

like at least be consistent or stay away from hypocrisy

[jade dirge]

Cause then what are the crawling versions, nanos? kids?

[burnt flume]

people react the way they do for a reason

[wispy bluff]

They're the exact same

[jade dirge]

Oh shit your right

[latent palm]

show them artek

with your spreadsheet

[wispy bluff]

Although i have no idea what we're talkking about now

[mellow hedge]

LMAO

[jade dirge]

But still, then what are kids? Super minis?

[latent palm]

yes

i have no idea since 2021

[wispy bluff]

Children.

[latent palm]

this chat has been that from the moment i set foot in this server

[wispy bluff]

Actually babies is what people call them, i forgor

[jade dirge]

What are tumorbacks if juggernauts are normal sized, do they become the juggernauts?

[latent palm]

slight forgor

[wraith marsh]

tanks

(Crazy right)

[burnt flume]

no because they're the same height

[mellow hedge]

they just chunky

[burnt flume]

you need to play the mission where you fight the megaboss tumourback

[mellow hedge]

dude thats my favourite mission

[jade dirge]

There has to be something larger than a normal sized enemy, so is there something larger than the juggernauts yet?

[wispy bluff]

We just call them a tank, by plagiariasing the cult classic: Left 4 Dead

[jade dirge]

Tumorbacks look nothing like tanks

[latent palm]

he hasnt even met them artek

[jade dirge]

They don't even have arms

[latent palm]

[wraith marsh]

tank is a more fitting name in this than it is in l4d tbh

they actually play the role

[jade dirge]

That guys naming makes no sense cause of the size of enemies

[latent palm]

we should really not elaborate on these anymore

[mellow hedge]

"that guys" not as if everyone calls them that

[jade dirge]

L4d2 got it first, and tanks just aren't fitting

Tumorbacks don't even have arms like the l4d2 tank

[wraith marsh]

nobody cares bro

[mellow hedge]

stop yapping

[wraith marsh]

you act like tank is a word specific to the l4d franchise

[latent palm]

[mellow hedge]

bros tryna gatekeep gtfo from the gtfo community

[jade dirge]

You said that's where the name came from

[wraith marsh]

no I didnt, but it probably is

its an uncommon name for enemies like this in games

[latent palm]

@earnest forge mods unsleeper his beepers

[wraith marsh]

im the one who said its more fitting in this game than l4d

[jade dirge]

I don't think so personally

[mellow hedge]

Honestly I just give any big and TANKY enemy the name tank

[wraith marsh]

ye ^

[burnt flume]

maybe things are called tanks because they're durable... your rpg character doesn't look like he has 2 treads and resistant metal plating...

[wraith marsh]

the gtfo tank actually plays the role of a traditional MMO tank

see pachi gets it

[mellow hedge]

Pachi mvp

[jade dirge]

Cause tumorbacks are the same size and I think health as juggernauts, just can't be damaged from the front

[latent palm]

only losers says pachi capping

[wraith marsh]

beefy enemy that plays aggro, has a "shield" even

[mellow hedge]

No 💀

Tank has like 9 times the hp

[alpine scaffold]

Me and my squad are going to do most of the expeditions again to get the log achievement
All the players neee to do the read commando, or just one of the team?

[mellow hedge]

And even with tumor multi like 3 times

[mellow hedge]

Just one

[jade dirge]

Actually, how much hp do tumorbacks have

[mellow hedge]

1k

[wispy bluff]

1000 or something

as opposed to 120 of giants

[jade dirge]

Oh fuck thats a lot

[wispy bluff]

Actually if you called the tank juggernaut - that would at least be somewhat acceptable

[jade dirge]

Ok so they are quite chunky

[wispy bluff]

Because he kinda is

[mellow hedge]

Yes

[wraith marsh]

I also like that moms could be identified as tumor backs as well

[jade dirge]

If I called tumorbacks juggernauts, what would I call juggernauts?

[latent palm]

well to a certain point

[latent palm]

biggers

big boi

big pants wearer

[mellow hedge]

thats what im sayin

[latent palm]

yao ming enjoyers

[jade dirge]

One typo and I get banned tho

[latent palm]

Shaquile o Neal fans

[mellow hedge]

there are literally like 4 enemies that clearly have tumors on their backs

[alpine scaffold]

Need to complete the level too? Or can we just read and die?

[jade dirge]

Calling tumorbacks jugs leaves an uncomfortable gap in the naming convention

[latent palm]

u can

[mellow hedge]

You can die, leave, alt f4

[latent palm]

just need the log to be read

[wraith marsh]

surely theres not already one

or many

[alpine scaffold]

Thx

[wraith marsh]

surely

[mellow hedge]

surely

[jade dirge]

Theres a name for everything I've yet encountered

[latent palm]

surely

[jade dirge]

If I find something new I'll give it a new name

[latent palm]

thanks

[vernal nebula]

Practically doing that themselves already considering their chat to game ratio

[latent palm]

not alot of ppl appreciate it

[latent palm]

why i only take #gtfo-related-questions seriously

[jade dirge]

I have a bad memory dw

[tranquil crow]

I'm going to lay this concept out for you because I assume at this point that you're somewhere on the spectrum (respectfully) so this might be helpful. You're on a server with over a hundred thousand people. It's necessary to have common names to refer to in game encounters and events. You can call them whatever you want to yourself, but when you're communicating with others on this server it's appropriate to use the common names that the community has adopted so people aren't confused what you're refering to. You're annoying people by trying to force your names for things on the community. Please stop.

[mellow hedge]

THIS

[thorn monolith]

I have a question. Is modding against the rules? The mod I'm asking about is the different colored name.

[vernal nebula]

aptly put

[jade dirge]

I don't think so, but there is a discord dedicated to mods

[mellow hedge]

Refer to rule 12

[jade dirge]

R12 just says you can't discuss mods very indepth here, never says you can't mod your own game

[mellow hedge]

You should respond to mima

[jade dirge]

Theres a gtfo modded discord that can help you a lot more if you want help with mods tho

[wispy bluff]

its generally allowed, except for game-breaking ones. Modded name is definetely allowed, although its a sign that a person might run more than just the name.

[thorn monolith]

I only want to know if that mode is allowed, rule 12 only confused me more then it gave answers. How do I dm a community manager. Cause it says that I can ask them and they will know.

[thorn monolith]

Oh, ok. Well Good thing then that I'm only running the name mod.

[latent palm]

try all

get banned once and learn

[mellow hedge]

that wouldnt happen to you would it?

[jade dirge]

Modding your game is usually ok, it even has support for r2modman, but only use cosmetic stuff or qol in pubs

[latent palm]

yes def wouldnt

[mellow hedge]

lmao

[thorn monolith]

I saw a convo while back in the message history where someone asked another person on reporting a person with a "yellow name"

[wispy bluff]

Big shrug

Some people don't like modders very much

Seen it happen myself

The word "modder" was thrown around like a slur, lmao

[latent palm]

ah yes "i can run with X cause i have this mod name Y"

[wispy bluff]

To be fair the guy did run more than jus the name...

[thorn monolith]

Ig. Lol. They really don't like that you have a color that you prefer. I'll take that into consideration.

[zenith otter]

achievement hunters?

[burnt flume]

don't use cheat mods

if it's something as benign as a coloured name eh whatever, that market is already oversaturated and has been made mid

[jade dirge]

People tend to hunt achievements yeah, some people feel satisfaction at completing 100% of a games content

[burnt flume]

but don't you dare touch the fuckin cheat mods

[zenith otter]

yeah i need help bots suck

[jade dirge]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[thorn monolith]

Never planning on. It's unfair to other players + makes it pointless to play the game in the 1st place

[hybrid cloak]

they suck as much as you suck
better at the game u are the better they are

[burnt flume]

based viewpoint, you would be a nice person to have in a lobby

[zenith otter]

no they like to do things that make it impossible when trying to do a achievement

[paper sigil]

i am good at moving through doors they are not

[thorn monolith]

Ty. Idk why but I love it when people call others BAZED

[crude bay]

now thats based

[hybrid cloak]

what achievement u trying to get

[zenith otter]

melee on any a tier

[thorn monolith]

HR, DMs.

[crude bay]

lemme fly there 🙂

[hybrid cloak]

oh rip that one will be tough to get

[nimble pumice]

how good do I need to be in order for my bots to not try and take a charger giant swing for swing with a sledgehammer during an alarm?

[earnest forge]

Good enough that you know this giant charger is coming and have positioned your group adequately to deal with it before it reaches melee range.

[hybrid cloak]

shoot the giant

[nimble pumice]

ah, but of course

[jade dirge]

Have you still got bullets?,

If so just shoot it, if not idk

[nimble pumice]

actually yeah I see it now, if I just kill everything there won't be any issue, my pardon

[jade dirge]

Just the big guy

[wispy bluff]

Unironically this to an extent

[jade dirge]

Bots usually deal fine with smaller targets but killing things before they're a problem is the best solution in general

It's the solution I subscribe to as well, death is a permenant stagger

[wispy bluff]

The general idea however is to just keep bots away from enemies

[nimble pumice]

I mean yeah but during certain bits when you are moving through a level, being chased down by a flock of them

[wispy bluff]

Just dont let them interact

Backpedal to the eternity and beyond

As long as there's at least 15 solid meters between you and the monsters - bots will do their job admirably

[nimble pumice]

they like to stick around right before/after a door and default to smacking anything that comes close with their melee

[wispy bluff]

The second its time for slap mc'slappin ' - the bits will lose

[jade dirge]

I think there's a command you can give bots to follow you, just so that and back up as they approach

[wispy bluff]

Command does nothing in solo

The bots follow the host by default

Its a commant for auxilary players to make a bot follow them instead

[nimble pumice]

bots are okay in the game but damn do they sometimes do outrageous shit

[wispy bluff]

Oh definetely

I was actually getting tilted by them on R2D2

[nimble pumice]

I don't think being good covers for that

[wispy bluff]

I won, but... Jesus Christ.

[jade dirge]

That I did not know, mb

I think some missions are entirely impossible with bots

[wispy bluff]

This @#$%^ bishop got stuck in level geometry and fucking STARED at a striker that was killing him.
From 100% to being downed with not a single effort made to survive.

[paper sigil]

phd in bot wrangling

[nimble pumice]

had a few instances of bot terrorism happen, plenty different flavors

we had some bot-hug-giant incidents happen, no? thunderdome secondaries especially

[jade dirge]

Batteries are annoying with bots

[paper sigil]

don't remember giant specifically, but bot standing still awaiting death happened now and then

i'd take their damage being halved or more if they just worked

[nimble pumice]

I think those mostly happen with bio bot

[paper sigil]

makes sense

[nimble pumice]

yeah tru, like the bits where they crank it and shoot stuff crazy are nice but

I'd give that away from them trying their best to stand between me and whatever I'm pointing my hel rifle at

mmm, 4 charger collat with hel rifle

[Bot]Dauda was downed.

[paper sigil]

skill issue, needed to pay attention bot wrangling academy

[nimble pumice]

also the fun bits when they shoot the back of your head cause they lock on to something through a crack in a door

do you have the hackett door mine clip on hand?

[paper sigil]

nop

[jade dirge]

Just the other day I hit 3 biters and a teammate with a hel rifle round

[nimble pumice]

#gtfo-media message

Hackett incident

[wispy bluff]

When that happened to me i just immediately kicked bot from the game and re-added him. He acted just fine after the scramble.

[nimble pumice]

yeah we usually do that if necessary but it feels a bit cheesy at times

[paper sigil]

that was before we got used to kicking bots when they did something really stupid

[wispy bluff]

I am happy to see that he actually came back

And amazed that he survived

[nimble pumice]

this one was really funny though

[paper sigil]

was pretty funny tbh

[nimble pumice]

yeah no they survive throguh a lot when they are off doing their things idk why

[wispy bluff]

One of the secrets of playing with bots is that enemies appear to inherently prioritize going for the players rather than the bots, to the point of straight up ignoring them sometimes

Hence why i come out with 20 HP from a wave ambush, but bots are all 100% because no one even tried to hit them

[nimble pumice]

interesting, enemies in our games are mostly indiscriminate

maybe it's just quirks for 2man2bot compared to solo with bots, that'd seem weird though

[burnt flume]

Enemies do often target host over other players, yes

Host privilege

[nimble pumice]

another incident
#gtfo-media message

[scenic venture]

Guys

My friend killed a scout

:((

In return i shot him

[jade dirge]

That's what he's meant to do

Kill the feelers

[scenic venture]

Scouts are friends.

[pine root]

Scout simp over here

[scenic venture]

Shush

They fren

[jade dirge]

Say that when they summon a wave of biters

They are a problem that should be stabbed

[scenic venture]

Thats just more friends coming

[paper sigil]

*bugs

[jade dirge]

This isn't drg

[jade dirge]

They will kill you at the first opportunity and you should do the same to them

[nimble pumice]

this isn't drg but those are bugs

small, crawl around, pestilent, loathsome, pathetic, lowly

[pine root]

Does everyone have trouble with the teethers

[burnt flume]

No but I have tons of problems with the skulkers

[pine root]

I hate the skulkers do you know how I like to deal with them tho

Boom boom

[nimble pumice]

skulker box

[jade dirge]

Yk what that's fair

[pine root]

Not mc LOL gtfo

[scenic venture]

Lol

I just like scouts thats all

[paper sigil]

i hate the grubs

[pine root]

What is a scout I call them victims because they scream and feel

[burnt flume]

I don't think you should be boxing the skulkers, some of then can punch you really hard

[scenic venture]

:(((

[burnt flume]

Oh are you talking about the sulkers

[true pilot]

no way are we making absolutely incoherent names now

[nimble pumice]

potential name for wallsack/cocoon?

[burnt flume]

Thr ones that slowly saunter around and scream when something doesn't go their way

[nimble pumice]

or maybe babies

[paper sigil]

chargers = grubs that makes sense i think

[scenic venture]

Just keep the standard names, not new ones

[scenic venture]

Uh no

[burnt flume]

Taking the mickey piss

[nimble pumice]

chargers can be grubs, fatty bugs

but not large

[tranquil crow]

guys, i have a crazy idea. we should discuss gun balance. maybe make a tier list

[earnest forge]

At least we can all agree that the cauliflowerheads are the worst.

[paper sigil]

sawed off b tier if it had 8 in the mag, otherwise low c

[nimble pumice]

agreed

[scenic venture]

What in the actual hell are those

[pine root]

Jugger cauiflowerhead_fast are actually the worst

[burnt flume]

Hel EXP1 is f tier because thr charge up stops you from using it in self defence situations

[true pilot]

Lmao

[paper sigil]

[true pilot]

Carbine sucks cause it doesnt oneshot everything, hence its D tier

slug shotgun however… god weapon

[mellow hedge]

Naw wtf happened to this chat

[pine root]

Not back on weapon balance

[true pilot]

We have gone insane

[burnt flume]

Hooliganry

[mellow hedge]

Tomfoolery?

[pine root]

How do you feel about the withers humans in GTFO

I think they are to fast

[true pilot]

no, jackstupidity

[mellow hedge]

The wither

[scenic venture]

They got mad at me for shooting my friend cuz he killed a scout :((

[quartz cape]

guys anyone know what weapons are good for big greeney poppertops?

having some trouble with them

[scenic venture]

And then they went over to dumb names for enemies

[serene jewel]

stalwart flow

[pine root]

I think the thermal sniper

[jade dirge]

I want to like slug shot, but it's just bad

[mellow hedge]

Anyone got recommendations for killing jackspotpopsicles?

[serene jewel]

I'm surprised they didn't touch slug shotty for the last patch

[true pilot]

God, this is something else now, the names have reached absurd limits

[serene jewel]

it's awful

[scenic venture]

Octodaddies

[quartz cape]

is that the GEAR_SMG_PDW?

[mellow hedge]

God octodaddy

I remember that

[jade dirge]

These arent even my names

[pine root]

No it is bot_woods main gun in the 3rd player data block

[jade dirge]

I use sensible names, like biter and spiker

[true pilot]

Yeah i know, but they very well could be

[quartz cape]

GEAR_Pistol_Auto_Staggering_HEL?

[pine root]

That is the one

[mellow hedge]

“Sensible”

[quartz cape]

ty ty

[jade dirge]

No they couldn't

[quartz cape]

ill be able to beat r1c1 now

[true pilot]

Id argue

[scenic venture]

Wdym? These names are fineeeee! Just like the name thornydragon

[jade dirge]

These guys are spewing absurd nonsense, my names are just what the enemy is and does

[nimble pumice]

I think bug is sensible

[scenic venture]

Or casper the ghost

[earnest laurel]

tHornyDragon

[scenic venture]

Yes

[mellow hedge]

Me

Okay I’m sleeping

[true pilot]

Oh god no dak bbc copypasta flashbacks

[mellow hedge]

Did you know in terms of dies

[pine root]

I think my naming scheme is very clear you have lickers vomiters victims juggers (it is a prefix) withers, good game design enemy #1, octopuse(male) octopus (female)

then you have the special one time sleepers like grabber

big guy

[paper sigil]

grabber goes hard

[pine root]

Hard to kill guy

[mellow hedge]

I like to call them abducters

[scenic venture]

Did you know in terms of human compatibility a scout has gets shot

[quartz cape]

what you do call low-bobbers?

[pine root]

Blue balls

pretty clear

[true pilot]

I really like „game design enemy #1”, jish you’re really good at names

[pine root]

tbh

[jade dirge]

This is just a mockery at this point

[quartz cape]

oh i see

[latent palm]

it is

and you deserve it

[pine root]

Do you know what enemy it is tho

I think it is very clear

[quartz cape]

woah

[true pilot]

Always has been

[quartz cape]

this is getting aggressive

[pine root]

That is insane

[true pilot]

Yeah ofc

[latent palm]

yes bus

yes jish

i cant let him cook no more

i have terminal cancer

[quartz cape]

we are supposed to work together not die together

[latent palm]

i will die in 2 months

[quartz cape]

good

[true pilot]

Damn he cooked up some real shit i see

[true pilot]

skill issue?

[serene jewel]

let's make it two days

[latent palm]

shit so bad it made me come to stage 4

[jade dirge]

The names I give the enemies are no dumber than the names you've given yourselves

[true pilot]

And yet, clearly, no one gets your names

and our names have been functioning for years

[latent palm]

and yet youve never played the game

and kept asking

[pine root]

I understand stand all of their names

Tbh it is a fun exercise

[true pilot]

I tip my hat to you

[latent palm]

and spewing dr.nerd name

🤓

[scenic venture]

They are complete nonsense

[thick temple]

yeah i understand the names ever since they changed from black juggers to spikers
i disagree with the names still but at least they actually kinda work

[scenic venture]

Your biter doesnt even bite

[latent palm]

whatchu got in your pockets that hits diff man

[jade dirge]

My names make tons of sense

[latent palm]

thats some good ass zaza bro

gimme some

[pine root]

Both go hard tho

[true pilot]

oh so thats what „juggers” was

[jade dirge]

You just look at a thing, what does it look like and what does it do?

[true pilot]

a charger chargers

[scenic venture]

Biter does not bite dude.

[latent palm]

[true pilot]

a striker strikes

[jade dirge]

Juggers are the big guys, 120 health

[true pilot]

a shooter shoots

[serene jewel]

I think you're just stupid and/or stubborn

[scenic venture]

It strikes w its tongue, therefore striker

[latent palm]

my guy is so dertemined to gatekeep vets fr fr

[thick temple]

yeah normal juggers are giants
i just hated black juggers

[tranquil crow]

Read my previous reply to you. If you choose to ignore that information, yeah, you're going to be mocked. We already have names for everything.

[latent palm]

we need bread

[scenic venture]

Giant striker is a striker but big, gisnt shooter is a shooter but big

[true pilot]

Snatcher snatches you

[jade dirge]

Biters got a big mouth for a head and large teeth, spikers have spikes on their head

[scenic venture]

Charger charges, giant charger is charger but big

Scout scouts rooms

[true pilot]

and nightmares just kinda fit

[latent palm]

biters bite

my mans smoking some good zaza

[jade dirge]

Snatchers grab you with the wierd tentacle things, moms make kids, juggernauts are durable

[true pilot]

really the only names that could be argued are kraken and nightmares

[serene jewel]

wait til you see something in r8 that's more durable than hybrids

[latent palm]

@blissful dome oomfie i need you rn

[scenic venture]

What are nightmares again?

[paper sigil]

bugs, grabbers, nibblers, grubs

[quartz cape]

i think we should all use the names in the datablocks so ther is no bias

[latent palm]

say something funny

[jade dirge]

Tumorbacka have tumors on their back

[true pilot]

R8 spaghett men

[scenic venture]

Oooh ok ty

[latent palm]

meatballer

[scenic venture]

You mean tanks.

[latent palm]

[serene jewel]

squigglies

[serene jewel]

no that doesn't mean shit since lots of things have back tumors

[jade dirge]

Rock heads have, get this, rocks on their heads

[latent palm]

[nimble pumice]

squiggly is very good

[latent palm]

even artek said theyre not rock heads

[quartz cape]

ty artek

[latent palm]

my guy can you just stick with everyone?

like

[scenic venture]

Oh yeah dude and the phantom enemies are wigglers

Makes a lot of sense

[quartz cape]

thats kind of like a ShootwerWave

[latent palm]

at this point we dont even see you as a newbie

[serene jewel]

nah if they wanna be a cringe contrarian let em, just don't entertain them

[latent palm]

and just a runnig joke

[jade dirge]

Nope, shades look like their made of shade

[latent palm]

i dont know how stubborn you must be

[serene jewel]

yeah mockery is an appropriate response

[quartz cape]

very rude

[latent palm]

@tranquil crow certified 🤓 moment

[tranquil crow]

Aspergers. I swear it is.

[storm quartz]

Let the king speak his words

He is right and true

[latent palm]

2 weeks of this

isnt it just like

[true pilot]

Wait its been 2 weeks already?

[latent palm]

yes

ong it is

[true pilot]

damn

[scenic venture]

I swear hes just a bot

[quartz cape]

let him cook

[blissful dome]

Pain

[tranquil crow]

have we hit 5k comments?

[latent palm]

no more

no more bus

we cant

no more meth labs

[jade dirge]

Thank you z

[blissful dome]

Bro burned the entire kitchen stock

[latent palm]

pls

[quartz cape]

we all someday realize that striker_bullrush is the best callout

[blissful dome]

No more cooking

[latent palm]

blud burned all the supply chains

no more cooking ever

[scenic venture]

[blissful dome]

Ong

[quartz cape]

bro how are we gonna beat squidboss_big_complex

too hard

[paper sigil]

when you open a blood door and there's 20 nibblers and 4 chompers

[scenic venture]

Im actually losing braincells w every dumb nickname

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[true pilot]

And then theres squidboss_big_complex_minions

[latent palm]

how are we gonna beat non[descript]_sleeping_dog_scout

[true pilot]

You still got braincells to lose?

[latent palm]

[true pilot]

mine run out a bit ago

[scenic venture]

Apparently

[latent palm]

too far cubix

too far

[blissful dome]

There will be a reckoning

[latent palm]

we all know who dont have braincells to loose

[blissful dome]

You

[latent palm]

[nimble pumice]

are they actually called dog scouts in the game files?

[blissful dome]

Sleepy

[latent palm]

same

[nimble pumice]

if so, that's perfect

[latent palm]

me too

[true pilot]

Ive been reading these names for far too long, i think im out

[blissful dome]

Zoomer

[jade dirge]

Yeah?

[blissful dome]

Literally

[latent palm]

yeah