gtfo-chat

[burnt flume]

oh my god just end my existence already

[mellow hedge]

Its okay pachi

Actually no it isnt

The voices

[vast flame]

Hey peeps, I'm really new to the game and would like to ask if any group of very patient people would help me get better at this game, and communication in general. I've played 4 matches with my girlfriend but I feel like my communication skills are horrible. So i'd like to get better at it so i can have more fun with her. Thanks
I know this is more for the #lfg-beginners channel but i'm not actively looking, i'm just wondering if anyone would like to give me some of their time, or just communication tips in general

[burnt flume]

12%, 14%, 18%, 24%, and there's probably also one or two more lick %s I don't know

[upbeat onyx]

theres babies which i belive are 5 or 6%

[tall hawk]

Is charger giant lick same as normal giant?

damage wise

never really paid attention to that

[jade dirge]

i think black jugger hits are hte same as jugger hits

[mellow hedge]

Yes, giant charger licks are the same as giant strikers

[tall hawk]

cool

[burnt flume]

4%

[upbeat onyx]

so little? damn

[mellow hedge]

stupid

[jade dirge]

hey frost, i got a question

[upbeat onyx]

n

[mellow hedge]

yea

?

[upbeat onyx]

o

[jade dirge]

whats a good long gun to complement a sawn off

[mellow hedge]

sniper

For sawed off?

[jade dirge]

yeah, the 4 shot shotgun

i need a long gun thats good for bigger targets at a distance

hel rifle is my current choice

[mellow hedge]

yeah yeah thats fine

[jade dirge]

alr good

[blissful dome]

You don't need a long gun anyway

[jade dirge]

also hel rifle absolutely fucks, its basically hi cal pistol but better

[blissful dome]

Eh

[jade dirge]

if you have a pistol you gotta have a long gun, cant have 2 pistols

[mellow hedge]

Thats not

[jade dirge]

you can have 2 long guns, but you cant have 2 pistols, 2 pistols is just wrong

[mellow hedge]

How the game works

This aint airsoft my guy

[blissful dome]

Sleepy needs some... Mental help

[tall hawk]

You can run 2 shotguns since almost every enemy wants to give you a hug anyways

[jade dirge]

2 shotguns is fine, this is a close quarters game

but 2 pistols is just wrong

[blissful dome]

...

[mellow hedge]

No

[jade dirge]

having 2 pistols just feels wrong, its not a thing ill ever do

[blissful dome]

You don't have to try

It won't work

[mellow hedge]

This is wrong

[mellow hedge]

I know

But i cant sleep

Ive been awake for 6 days

[jade dirge]

its just not right yk? you need a long gun

having 2 pistols just isnt right

[mellow hedge]

No

you dont

[blissful dome]

:/

[mellow hedge]

It is

[blissful dome]

Sleep

[mellow hedge]

I need closure

[tall hawk]

on your life?

go to sleep

[blissful dome]

You can't say anything about something being wrong

[jade dirge]

sure i can, i just did

a loadout with 2 pistols just doesnt feel right at all

[digital haven]

my guy you are not the brightest

[jade dirge]

so ive been told

[upbeat onyx]

@mellow hedge im boutta do r5e1 cell skip, wanna join?

[digital haven]

ban this guy

[mellow hedge]

cant say what i was gonna say

[blissful dome]

Real

[pseudo sedge]

ban

[mellow hedge]

excuse

[upbeat onyx]

mods do smth, they are ganging up on me

[jade dirge]

excuse what

[blissful dome]

[burnt flume]

double revolver is a baller loadout

double pistol is a fine loadout

[digital haven]

what i'm about to do

[blissful dome]

Sleepy is mentally ill

[jade dirge]

no i aint

[burnt flume]

you have such little experience to back up what you're saying, like I'm not trying to be rude but it seems like you have a compulsion to chat incessantly

[blissful dome]

Loitering mf

[jade dirge]

i aint loitering

im procrastinating

[blissful dome]

Ok

[mellow hedge]

cap

[blissful dome]

Ong

[latent palm]

@jade dirge just play

[blissful dome]

Ongong

[latent palm]

I think basic field testing is best

[little ridge]

"feel" is subjective

I dont really like how some weapons "feel" even though they're fine or even good

I'm not a superbig fan of helshotty despite it being very good

[latent palm]

Same

[little ridge]

And I enjoy using HEL Gun sometimes because it feels fine

[burnt flume]

yeah hel shotgun feels a bit weird to me too, but not enough to be problematic

[latent palm]

Youll just have to pick out a certain play style

And grab guns that actually pairs comfortably with it

Btw haiii sleepo

[rare stone]

I think Hel Shotgun's pretty fun

just not as fun as semi-auto weapons

[vernal nebula]

Hits Giant Charger in stealth
The Giant Charger's stun animation: 💃

[blissful dome]

Giant scream animation: _

where did it go

[median rivet]

Only thing that does 40% is a giant punch

[high orchid]

40% swing, 24% tongue

[vernal nebula]

Right into the wall usually 🤣

[blissful dome]

Gtfo enemy models be like

That cgiant punching into a wall to hit me 🙏

[jade dirge]

hello

[latent palm]

You too buddy you too

[vernal nebula]

lmao

[latent palm]

This is the part where you say “hel revo’d that one lmao”

[vernal nebula]

DTR'd him instead sorry

[blissful dome]

So real

[latent palm]

Fr fr the dmg is raw

[jade dirge]

hey warp, i found new enemies

mothers, kids, and snatchers

[latent palm]

Black juggas

Atleast your on point with those

[jade dirge]

turns out kids get obliterated when shot with a hel rifle

[latent palm]

They have 5hp

[jade dirge]

lmao

[latent palm]

Or was it 8 i forgor

[jade dirge]

regardless, fucking eviscerated

[blissful dome]

5ni think

[latent palm]

Thanks ifo

[blissful dome]

Uncharged hammer headshot

[latent palm]

3 flat with head dmg

[jade dirge]

hey warp, why do people hate slugger

i like slugger

sawn is better, but god damn slugger is still decent

[blissful dome]

Hm

[blissful dome]

It sucks

[latent palm]

Slug shotgun?

[rose nova]

:D

[jade dirge]

ye

[blissful dome]

You suck

[latent palm]

Well its the equivalent of a sawed off that never made it through prom night

[jade dirge]

i like slugger, sawn off is just better, but sluggo just isnt as bad as what people say

[latent palm]

Remains bitchless forever

[rose nova]

slug shottie suffer from firerate, range, dmg [21 so the moment u get out of rangeit wont bodyshot a striker]

[latent palm]

Push that aside

[vernal moon]

I’m gonna use the slug shotgun now

[latent palm]

That goofy ass sight

[vernal moon]

in spite of everyone who hates it

[blissful dome]

You say you admit you're not good but you disagree with vets like this

[latent palm]

Is the worst thing ive ever seen

[rose nova]

sights cool :[

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[rose nova]

if u dont like it hipfire it

its got 10/10 hipfire

[latent palm]

Im not gonna argue with u

[blissful dome]

Eh

[rose nova]

:c

[latent palm]

Im not suggar coating it today

[blissful dome]

It's shit

[jade dirge]

I'm not the best at the game, but it's decent enough

[blissful dome]

.

No

[blissful dome]

...

[jade dirge]

I use sawn any way, but Jesus it's not completely horrid

[blissful dome]

Stop

[jade dirge]

Hopefully a patch comes out giving it a smidge more range and maybe some ammo per kit

[latent palm]

Let him cook ifo

Shush it

[blissful dome]

He isn't cooking

[latent palm]

I have bad takes too

[blissful dome]

He burning the milk

[latent palm]

He deserves to cook

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[latent palm]

Dw sleepy keep cooking

[blissful dome]

He needs to actually play the game first

[latent palm]

I gotchu

[jade dirge]

this isnt even a bad take, im just saying its not the spawn of satan like people claim it is

[latent palm]

Shush

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[blissful dome]

It is though

[jade dirge]

its just a smidge lacking

[latent palm]

[jade dirge]

give it a little more amo and give it bullpups 2 spare yards of range and its perfect

[blissful dome]

[jade dirge]

bullpup has 2 yards more than it needs, just make it 20 yards and give the sluggo 10 yards total

also, sawn is just a better pump

[latent palm]

This I disagree

[blissful dome]

Lmao

[jade dirge]

more range, more reliable pellets, more ammo economy, and it looks cooler

plus the irons fuck

[latent palm]

Sawed off has no up time to pump

[blissful dome]

4 vs 8 shots

[latent palm]

More dmg and good choke too

[blissful dome]

Choke is clearly better ong

[latent palm]

[blissful dome]

More reliable pellets

🙏

[latent palm]

[jade dirge]

it has halved mag cap, but the sawn has more reliable pellets, 8 pellets with 3.8 damage compared to 10 pellets with less

[lusty river]

Reading this chat makes me sigh

[vernal moon]

is there even a way to change sights

[latent palm]

Never again will i let you in if you say this again ifo

[jade dirge]

no

[vernal moon]

damb

[jade dirge]

but the sights on the guns i like are just good, the sights can make the gun

[latent palm]

Puts down anvil: ya need help?

[blissful dome]

I'm using sleepy's logic

[vernal moon]

I wanna put a sniper scope on my handgun

[blissful dome]

Shove off

[burnt flume]

right?

[latent palm]

Checks out

[jade dirge]

choke has less ammo economy tho

[burnt flume]

it's all been downhill

[jade dirge]

sawn is just a close choke

[vernal moon]

the automatic one

[jade dirge]

change my mind

[jade dirge]

sorry, stuck with irons

[vernal moon]

damb

[rare stone]

haven't used this chat for most of the time I've played
for good reason

[latent palm]

@lusty river i rate this food out of

Should he be allowed to keep cookin

[jade dirge]

sawn is just a close choke, same mag cap, roughly same damage, just more spread and less range

[blissful dome]

...

So it's not a choke?

[latent palm]

Now see

[inland mortar]

anyone looking to play?

[jade dirge]

regional LFG's

[blissful dome]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[latent palm]

This is what we call a disorder syndrome

[latent palm]

Ayo thats @rose nova job

[jade dirge]

yeah, ifo just keeps hating on the truth

sawn is just close choke

[latent palm]

Stop stealing it ifo

[latent palm]

Me and ifo sitting and seeing this info

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

This is the only thing in this chat that brings me joy

[latent palm]

What ?

Like spreading misinformation or t lfgs?

[blissful dome]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[rose nova]

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one

[vernal moon]

I disagree

[inland mortar]

@rose nova thank you:)

[vernal moon]

choke is just long sawn

[jade dirge]

perhaps

but if such be the case, the opposite applies

the original is also the short version of the lengthened version

[vernal moon]

sawn is the original in my opinion

[jade dirge]

both are true fox

sawn is a short choke, choke is a long sawn

[vernal moon]

what’s the slug then

[jade dirge]

something else netirely

[vernal moon]

but they’re all shotguns

[jade dirge]

its a slug shotgun, its a long gun hi cal

with less damage

[vernal moon]

damb

abd a shorter scope?

[jade dirge]

neither feature a scope

[rose nova]

slug shotgun has a holo scope

[vernal moon]

I meant a shorter scope than the hical long gun

[jade dirge]

fair enough

thats a holo sight tho, not a scope

[vernal moon]

Everything’s a scope if you truly believe

[jade dirge]

hi cal has iron sights, slug uses a basic holo sight

[rose nova]

u a scope :O

[vernal moon]

ye

I’m a scope

[rose nova]

wah

[vernal moon]

I thought the sniper had a sniper scope

[jade dirge]

im gonna run slugger for just a little longer, but if it starts failing ill break out the sawn

[vernal moon]

isn’t the sniper the long gun hical

[jade dirge]

the hi cal is a pister

[vernal moon]

pistols aren’t long guns tho

[jade dirge]

the sniper is a special weapon, and is the non-piercing hel rifle

[rose nova]

high caliber pistol, sniper, slug shotgun, hel rifle
those are all different weapons

theres a lot of guns from when u played ksmdkm

like, a lot

[vernal moon]

I don’t know all the guns but sleep said hical long gun and a pistol isn’t a long gun so I assumed they meant a sniper

[jade dirge]

the hi cal pistol is a pistol, the slug shotgun is the closest thing to its long gun variant

[rare stone]

I wouldn't listen to Sleepy if I were you

[jade dirge]

roughly the same range, less damage, same mag cap

[burnt flume]

please don't take anything sleepy says to heart

it'll cause a fair bit of confusion if you do

[blissful dome]

Sleepy only slightly trolling

[foggy steeple]

hello

[blissful dome]

Misinfo spreading

[jade dirge]

im not a troll in any regard

[foggy steeple]

anyone wants to play?

just get into team 365

[jade dirge]

.t lfg

[blissful dome]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[foggy steeple]

we need one more player

[blissful dome]

Lies

[storm quiver]

Yo is the hel gun any good?

[vernal moon]

.t lfg

[foggy plank]

Hello! If you are unaware, we have Looking For Group (LFG) channels to help users group up and play the game. They are located here: #lfg-north-america / #lfg-latin-america / #lfg-eastern-europe / #lfg-western-europe / #lfg-asia / #lfg-oceania / #lfg-africa / #lfg-beginners / #lfg-middle-east.

If you are unsure of how to create or join a lobby, please see the instructions here: #how-to-matchmake.

[jade dirge]

not a troll, an idiot

[storm quiver]

Lol what the hell did I walk into.

[burnt flume]

very, one of the best weapons in the game if you can wield it well

[rose nova]

yes, very flexible, good dmg, super fast firerate if u control it

[storm quiver]

Good to know.

[rose nova]

just some advice!
always ask to not be carried, make sure that everyone joinin ur lobby joins ur voice channel
and if you are new be sure to do the tutorial first [on the top left] and start on rundown 1 since its the simplest one

[vernal moon]

what’s a good gun if you can’t control it

[blissful dome]

Very

[storm quiver]

Gunna use a mod for testing it out for now. Seeing what guns are good for My style.

[rose nova]

any bodyshot weapon of 30 dmg, most autos, most shotguns

[storm quiver]

I'll be baaaack.

[jade dirge]

a gun you dont need to control? sawn off

[foggy steeple]

thankyou

[blissful dome]

Skill issue

[vernal moon]

I like the pistol

[jade dirge]

single shot within 6 yards will demolish enemies

[foggy steeple]

im new on this serve

[vernal moon]

yup

[rose nova]

pistol does kinda asks for some headshots, its a 3 shot with one headshot 2 bodyshots

[blissful dome]

Real

[burnt flume]

depends what slot the weapon is for

hard to go wrong with carbine and combat shotgun tbh

[blissful dome]

Hel shotty combat shotty

[burnt flume]

regular shotgun is also very simple to use

[blissful dome]

The executive loadout

[vernal moon]

I’m bad at aiming so I just spam the pistol and hit stuff but it’s fun

[blissful dome]

Trust

[rose nova]

shotty shotty shotty shotty

[blissful dome]

Carbine

[rose nova]

yeh it is fun, it does have a lot of stagger

[blissful dome]

No thoughts in head carbine spam

[vernal moon]

one of the light pistols

[storm quiver]

Lol I think I drank lean.

[vernal moon]

not a special weapon

It’s like

[storm quiver]

Anyway. Off to test the hel rifle.

[vernal moon]

The s49 or something

[jade dirge]

you'll like it

[blissful dome]

Don't spam that thing

[burnt flume]

the regular pistol, people don't use manufacturer names

[blissful dome]

Tbh

[storm quiver]

Hell gun*

Ment to say hel gun

[rose nova]

hai gun

[burnt flume]

it's a solid gun, very spammable

[blissful dome]

Spamming the carbine better

[vernal moon]

why not

[rare stone]

hello gun

[rose nova]

hello motto tu ru rur u ru

[blissful dome]

Carbine brrt

[storm quiver]

Rn. It seems good. However. The ammo is sort of demanding for having an ammo pack.

Seems like It would be good against giants.

[blissful dome]

Pistol relies on HS

[storm quiver]

True.

[vernal moon]

oki well I’m actually gonna go to class now bibi

[rare stone]

just say headshots dingus

[blissful dome]

Headshot more

[rose nova]

hel guns like 66 or so total ammo, it does have pen and it oneshot smalls with a headshot

[burnt flume]

I mean there's no point in being worried about ammo economy for a new player tbh, let them find their footing first and then you can worry about hitting 1hs 2bs on enemies instead of 5bs

[rose nova]

byeeeee

:D

[blissful dome]

So many letter

[jade dirge]

hey slendi, chicken or fries?

im hongry

[rose nova]

nuts

penis

[rare stone]

like Identified Flying Object?

that's also a lot of letters

[blissful dome]

No but like you're gonna hit something more with the carbine than the pistol

[storm quiver]

Bishop fell into the floor again.

[rose nova]

chicken if ur hungry fries wont make u full

[blissful dome]

Look to the right

It's 2 spaces

[rare stone]

nobody's there

[blissful dome]

Nothing is in your head

[rare stone]

exactly

[blissful dome]

Yes

Ong

[rare stone]

head empty

knife scout

knife giant

[blissful dome]

Use carbine

Head empty

Carbine spam

[storm quiver]

Btw whats a good melee for stun locking things?

[rare stone]

bat

[blissful dome]

Bat

[burnt flume]

yeah, that'd be bat

[rose nova]

bat, bat has the highest stagger numbers

[storm quiver]

Welp that's good to know.

[rose nova]

:3

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

Get that outa here

[storm quiver]

Lol that might become My wallpaper.

[storm quiver]

Btw is the spear good for killing large clumped groups?

[rare stone]

nope

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[storm quiver]

I'm guessing the bat is good for It?

[blissful dome]

Knife is best for smalls

Sledge is best

No more quad mom stagger but it's still good

[rare stone]

can still do it with bats

[blissful dome]

Keep yourself safe

[rare stone]

I will

[rose nova]

hammers an all rounder, spears a slow runnin high dmg, bat is a very stagger enemies with fine dmg, knife its a very very fast small killing machine without a lot of stagger and dmg without headshots

[storm quiver]

So ingenral. Bat = stunlocking a bunch of idiots. Knife is to deal with the groups. And the sledge is good for just bum fucking them. Don't take that out of context. Lol

[blissful dome]

At the cost of using bat I'd rather not

[rare stone]

skill issue

[blissful dome]

The moment when hammer does 20 DMG and ohks strikers anywhere

[blissful dome]

Using bat skill issue

[jade dirge]

hammer hits hard and is good for general purpose
knife kills many things fast
bat stuns things
spear is good for distance and, on a full charge headshot, outdamages the hammer so is good for instakills

[rare stone]

imagine only using hammer and literally nothing else

krill issue

[jade dirge]

i like the spear personally

[blissful dome]

Imagine needing a crutch for smalls

[storm quiver]

Yo sleepyboi. If I half charge the spear can it insta kill a normal sleeper?

[rare stone]

🤓

[blissful dome]

You suck

[blissful dome]

L

[jade dirge]

if you hit a head, yes

ive done it

[blissful dome]

Lmao

[storm quiver]

Welp. Thats gunna be fun.

[blissful dome]

Just play knife atp

[jade dirge]

knife is too short

[blissful dome]

Ok then

Any melee can ohk head

[storm quiver]

Oh for giants. If you have two spears. Can you insta kill a giant?

[blissful dome]

3

3 hammers or spear to occu

[jade dirge]

i think it takes 3 hammers, you all hit a limb with full charge

and three spears too

[storm quiver]

Cool

[blissful dome]

But if you don't time it correctly it won't work

[wraith marsh]

Wha

[storm quiver]

I'm prob gunna be harrassing the scouts until they start crying.

[blissful dome]

I mean knife ohks head :P

[storm quiver]

[blissful dome]

:3

[jade dirge]

if you use your melee in open combat, id say run hammer
if you main stealth, id say run spear

[wraith marsh]

Wha

[jade dirge]

if oyu have balls of steel use a knife
if you like stagger use a bat

[blissful dome]

I have typed too much and cannot type rn

[hybrid cloak]

10 hrs gameplay experience

[blissful dome]

I am joking :/

[blissful dome]

...

[burnt flume]

for future reference @storm quiver sleepyboi is not someone who would be called a trusted source

[blissful dome]

What does that even mean

Please

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[blissful dome]

Someone explain

[rare stone]

I'm always a trusted source

[wraith marsh]

I mean

[gaunt lichen]

Bro burnt the kitchen

[rare stone]

anyway, did you know Sawed Off and Scattergun is the most optimal loadout for bots?

[jade dirge]

using your hammer mainly after things go loud and things wake up, hammer charges faster and instakills on a full charge body shot so its better for open combat

[blissful dome]

Bro burnt the air ong

[storm quiver]

So this is pretty much what the melee's are? If you wish for pain. Run knife. If you wanna fuck (Stagger.) these bitches into submission you use the bat. If you wanna be a sneaky bitch and bum fuck them then you run spear. And if you wanna go "LEROY JENKIINS!" You run hammer.

[wraith marsh]

Partial charge is really good advice

[blissful dome]

Yesyes

[jade dirge]

spear is great for stealth because it has reach

[blissful dome]

Brother cannot stealth with hammer

[wraith marsh]

Not really setting up Mr misinfo for success

[jade dirge]

yeah im bad at hammer stealth, spear gives more reach so i like it better

[blissful dome]

They charge equally fast

[rare stone]

no Hammer charges a bit faster since they increased Spear charge in R8

[jade dirge]

see?

[blissful dome]

I think spear actually takes longer to kill head now

[jade dirge]

i know a thing or two

[blissful dome]

Both are 1.8

Throwing

[jade dirge]

half charge kills sleepers on a head

[blissful dome]

Spear used to be 1.7

[rare stone]

are they not different now since R8?

I thought Spear took longer

[blissful dome]

Used to be different

Nuhuh

[rare stone]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[blissful dome]

Trolling

Smh my head my head

My head

[gaunt lichen]

Misinfo speedrun

[storm quiver]

Welp 've chosen. I'm gunna be killing these bitches with the spear >:D <- screw this guy.

[blissful dome]

Right

[jade dirge]

spear is great for feelers since you can hit from further, just make certain you stand and maybe jump to hit a head easier

[blissful dome]

You can't run

You can only "run"

[storm quiver]

This is fine... There's like 4 giants that are next to a fucking scout....

[blissful dome]

Worse for everything

[storm quiver]

And I'm in solo rn.

I hate My fucking life

[blissful dome]

Wait for it to move ig

What level is this?

[storm quiver]

Like. b2 r1 or some shit. Its got alot of giants in it and I fucking forgot.

Could be c2.

I fucking forgot.

[blissful dome]

There's no scouts near the giants?

[rare stone]

look at your top left

[blissful dome]

Lmao

Yea

[storm quiver]

I mighta fucked Myself. My game froze when I threw a seafoam grenade at the scout and the giant crew lol.

[rare stone]

sea foam :)

[storm quiver]

Annnd gtfo just closed. YUP. I FUCKED MYSELF...

God I love how when I threw My load of seafoam at the fucking squad the game said fuck this. 🙂

[blissful dome]

Uh

That shouldn't happen

[storm quiver]

Yeah I know Verifying My damn files rn.

[burnt flume]

what kind of crash was it?

if it's an AMD sorta thing it might be an idea to check your GPU fan curve

[storm quiver]

Ok It just fixed up a file or some shit. Said it replaced it or something. Now I'm gunna check My fan curve. Time to see if more shits broke lol.

[blissful dome]

Cfoam texture crashed your game or smth lmao?

[storm quiver]

I THINK?

[blissful dome]

Lmaooo

[wispy bluff]

Dafaq is fan curve

[burnt flume]

who knows what caused the game to crash ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jade dirge]

basically how his computer's fans are performing

[blissful dome]

Google is a thing

[burnt flume]

fan curve is what tells the fans how fast to spin at what temperature

it is not a measure of performance

[storm quiver]

Yeah It was just a file being crappy.

[blissful dome]

Seems legit

[burnt flume]

ah rip, hope that's alright now

[blissful dome]

Cfoam textures errored

[storm quiver]

Yup. Time to see if the foam breaks My game again XD

[blissful dome]

Gotta be the funniest thing I've heard of

[storm quiver]

Yup.

[blissful dome]

Too much of the white sticky substance

[storm quiver]

Lol. I'm not even gunna ask what you think the seafoam is.

[blissful dome]

It's called cfoam

I wonder what the c stands for

[storm quiver]

Oh dear god no.

[blissful dome]

:3

Ly

[storm quiver]

I think It means c- (User has been banned.)

[blissful dome]

Kam

[jade dirge]

containment maybe?

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[storm quiver]

The Cfoam works now.

[jade dirge]

it is used to freeze enemies in place and reinforce doors, so containment foam makes sense

[blissful dome]

Probably construction or smth

[storm quiver]

True. Containment foam.

[blissful dome]

Cumstruction

[jade dirge]

nah why would it freeze enemies if it wasnt containment foam

[storm quiver]

Dear god... Me when I see a scout right next to Me.

Like fr. One time. I opened a security door. And One of those meatball pricks was right there.

And I didn't have much ammo left. And My bots didn't have much either.

[blissful dome]

Kill it

[storm quiver]

We died to the horde.

Also is the heavy assault rifle anygood?

[rose nova]

its good to go click by click instead of full auto since itll eat the ammo and also its kinda recoil heavy

but bit by bit its good dmg

[storm quiver]

So its good for tapping heads?

[rose nova]

heashots or bodyshots, it really like doesnt benefit from precision shots so much unless its like shooters

[storm quiver]

Nice.

[sharp owl]

gtfo is bad

[storm quiver]

Lies.

[blissful dome]

Real

[storm quiver]

It seems that I've fallen into an issue.

[blissful dome]

What's up

[storm quiver]

There's two scouts that are on the same path.

And I'm solo.

R1 a1

[blissful dome]

Kill them

[storm quiver]

How would I do that. Without setting one off.

[blissful dome]

Are they literally next to each other?

[storm quiver]

Yeah. I'll send apic or smt rq.

[blissful dome]

Wait idk

You can double kill but I doubt you could

[storm quiver]

I have a revolver and the carbine.

Would the revolver peirce?

[blissful dome]

With melee

Lmao

[storm quiver]

Ah lol.

[blissful dome]

Not guns

[storm quiver]

I'm dumb as hellXD

[blissful dome]

Shooting scouts is mid

Unless it's a cscout for reasons

[storm quiver]

SHIT

[blissful dome]

Did you pull?

[storm quiver]

uM.

Yeah I missed the head with the spear.

[blissful dome]

.Mu

Brother

[storm quiver]

And now I have no ammo.

[blissful dome]

It's a1

[storm quiver]

And My ai is down to 0 aswell XD

[blissful dome]

There's a resource room

Embarrassing

[storm quiver]

I know. Jussst slight issue.

[blissful dome]

Open 51

[storm quiver]

Where do you think I'm going?

[blissful dome]

To die

[storm quiver]

Yup.

[blissful dome]

:D

[storm quiver]

Um. Fall damage mighta killed Me.

[blissful dome]

You

Are bad

[storm quiver]

Hol up. I'm still alive. However rn I'mrunning for My life.

[blissful dome]

What happened

Exactly

[storm quiver]

Ehhhhh.

[blissful dome]

Where do you even take fall damage in A1????

[storm quiver]

I mighta tried to kill a giant and My allie's got bitch slapped.

[blissful dome]

There's like 2 ledges

[storm quiver]

Yeah. I was in 50c.

That one giant mining room.

[blissful dome]

Ok

[uncut whale]

I'm new to the game and so far I do agree that fall damage is the most frequent source of damage

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[blissful dome]

👍

[storm quiver]

[blissful dome]

Not in a1

Not to a deadly amount in a1 at least

[storm quiver]

I um. I'm dead and so are My ai's.

Sooo ummm. This is a first. Dying on a1 r1.

[blissful dome]

M

[uncut whale]

congrats you've become one of the lore groups that leave messages for others

[storm quiver]

+ stab to the back =

[rare stone]

+ stab to the occiput = 💤

[storm quiver]

Lol.

Me when I wake up the meatball heads.

Found it lol.

[blissful dome]

+ 2 gauge scatter =

[storm quiver]

o-o

<- A new gtfo player when he finds out that guns arent your main weapon.

[blissful dome]

All main weapons are guns

[storm quiver]

Yes I know. But I mean like. For when Theres no alarm.

[regal mauve]

sledge is your new main

[blissful dome]

Nooooo

[storm quiver]

Spear life.

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[regal mauve]

sledge will get you through anything

[blissful dome]

Get that outa here

[regal mauve]

spear is objectively the worst melee weapon

it just sucks

[blissful dome]

Yes

But it's funny I'll give you that

[storm quiver]

I main spear bc its good for stealth. Hammer is good for leroy jenkin'sing it

[blissful dome]

The .25 sprint bro got is hilarious

[blissful dome]

...

Can't stealth

[storm quiver]

Forgive Me. But I'm high on crack.

[regal mauve]

I was a spear main back when I started in alt r1 release

never again

[blissful dome]

Lmao

[storm quiver]

Lol.

For Me I just like running spear for stealth. And the half charge head shot kills.

[regal mauve]

look

[blissful dome]

Skill diff

[regal mauve]

stealth is just: if nothing lives to tell the tail, it never happened

[rare stone]

*tale 🤓

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[regal mauve]

sledge and knife are best for making that happen

[blissful dome]

Lmao

[regal mauve]

I'm illiterate ok

[rare stone]

knife is fun

hammer is ol' reliable

bat is also fun

and spear is uhhhhhhhh

[storm quiver]

Knife is good fo dealing with clumps. Bat is good for bum fucking the clumps into submission. And the spear is good for stealth bc of its reach.

And hammer is good for going around like a fucking mad man. <- I like that bit.

[regal mauve]

reach doesn't equal steath

[storm quiver]

Either way. I like the spear.

[regal mauve]

hammer can do the spear's job but better

[storm quiver]

Meh. I like the way It looks. Sue Me.

[regal mauve]

fair enough

have fun

[storm quiver]

Likewise lad.

[blissful dome]

Wilco

[storm quiver]

Also I think that the melee's are kinda just whatever suits you.

I like long reach weapons that are good at stabbing heads :>

[blissful dome]

All the weapons are tbh

[storm quiver]

Ig.

[regal mauve]

I got out of the addiction
I'm not going back in

[storm quiver]

The warden demands you work.

[blissful dome]

Get in gam

[regal mauve]

nuh uh

he'll never get me in this jar

[storm quiver]

No work = no

[regal mauve]

I'm not even home rn anyway

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[lofty grotto]

Spear has a higher Precision dmg and reach than the hammer. At least that’s what I know

But less on hit physical dmg

[storm quiver]

And thats why I like it : )

[regal mauve]

and a longer charge time than sledge

sledge is just more reliable

[blissful dome]

Both are 1.8

[regal mauve]

nah I swear spear charge got nerfed

[blissful dome]

Spear was 1.7

[regal mauve]

oh

well still

same charge for less damage (without precision)

[lusty river]

Spear users when they see hammer gameplay 😱

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[blissful dome]

Real

[storm quiver]

Hammer is for people who don't really wanna have to aim for the head everytime. Spear is good for those who do. Simple as that.

[regal mauve]

nah

[wraith marsh]

No but ok

[blissful dome]

Nuhuh

[regal mauve]

knife is the headshot melee

[storm quiver]

Lol.

Jared aint wrong.

[wraith marsh]

You want hs with all melees

[storm quiver]

True. I'm just saying the hammer is a bit more forgiving about that. In My opinion that is.

Btw I'm in the middle of a solo run rn so I might not reply right away.

[regal mauve]

I 60% heads always

[lusty river]

What if the enemy has no head

[mystic moss]

spear skill ceiling...

[blissful dome]

:/

[regal mauve]

it's just better

[pallid anvil]

A melee with highest range and highest damage 😱, must be the best one

:3

[regal mauve]

full charge is only for a lack of confidence

[blissful dome]

Course

[storm quiver]

Somehow. I've been "Arguing" with yall about what's better lol. Mind you I don't really think that we're fighting.

[blissful dome]

I like full charging sleeper legs it's funny I swear

[storm quiver]

Lol. I'll try that.

LOL.

[regal mauve]

the ass is the best cause they just fall over

no breaks just slap

[blissful dome]

Real

[storm quiver]

Tbh I can't choose whats better. The revolver. Or the high caliber pistol.

[regal mauve]

"he just slipped and fell, I swear"

[regal mauve]

pre nerf high cal was so good

[jade dirge]

Revolver for trash enemies and headshots, hi cal for large targets and bad aim

[pallid anvil]

Ermm what

[jade dirge]

Of course we all know the hidden third choice, hel rifle

[regal mauve]

it's still good but not as good

[pallid anvil]

Hi cal is NOT for bad aim

[storm quiver]

So...

[regal mauve]

it was pre nerf

[storm quiver]

So give Me a list of Cons- And pro's- About each of them.

[regal mauve]

so yummy for my dyspraxic ass

[pallid anvil]

Grrrrrrrr

[regal mauve]

just look at the weapons spreadsheet

[jade dirge]

we can all agree, hel rifle is the best precision special weapon

[lusty river]

Short rifle is the best special (I have the best takes)

[storm quiver]

Ok bbut first. Big question. Can the revolver kill a giant one hit to the head?

[regal mauve]

and it's more preference thqn just "good"

[regal mauve]

Best main you mean?

[blissful dome]

Sniper??????

Smh my head

[pallid anvil]

Pookie is never wrong :3

[regal mauve]

pretty much nothing but sniper and scatter can one shot a giant (can I get this fack checked?)

[lusty river]

I know what I said 🙃

[lusty river]

Ty pookie

[pallid anvil]

:3

[regal mauve]

nah, hel shotty is best special

[blissful dome]

Sawed off is best special

[lusty river]

Sniper is non-existent. You must be confusing this with 10cc’s DoW

[regal mauve]

ah

[pallid anvil]

Yes :3

[regal mauve]

a fellow sawed off main I see

[blissful dome]

Mbmb

Need to wait until 5700 ad for release date announcement

[jade dirge]

shotgun hel rifle is the best combo

[blissful dome]

Sleepy get your ass out of here

[pallid anvil]

😭

[blissful dome]

Go play the fucking game

Clown ass

[pallid anvil]

Stawppp be kind :3

[blissful dome]

I tried

No more

My effort was not worth it

[jade dirge]

i do, often

you go play the game for once, youve been here all day, as long as i have

[regal mauve]

nah, slug + short rifle best combo (I only speak facts like 80% of the time)

[blissful dome]

:/

[pallid anvil]

Comparing you to himself to insult you

[blissful dome]

Ikr

Mean

[pallid anvil]

Next level insulting

:3

[blissful dome]

Ong ong

[regal mauve]

fr

[blissful dome]

Just getting bullied out here

[storm quiver]

So, Back to the special guns. I'm looking for stm that has ammo. But also good dmg.

[regal mauve]

veruta?

[blissful dome]

Veruta

[jade dirge]

burst cannon gets three mags

[blissful dome]

Scatter

It has amazing ammo

Esp with it's dmg

[regal mauve]

hel gun

[wispy bluff]

Ammo and dmg?

[jade dirge]

hel rifle gets 4 mags total

[blissful dome]

Hel gun had good ammo

[wispy bluff]

Both machine guns, Combat Shotgun, uh...

[blissful dome]

Scatter

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[blissful dome]

It gets way too much ammo

Tbh

[regal mauve]

revo is ok

[jade dirge]

hel rifle

[blissful dome]

Eh

[regal mauve]

if you can hs

[storm quiver]

Perhaps something fda approved.

[regal mauve]

hel shotty

(honestly too powerful to be a main)

[storm quiver]

Special weapons not main weapons.

[blissful dome]

Yea

[wispy bluff]

You know what hel shotgun reminds me of?

Medic shotgun from killing floor 2

[blissful dome]

Combat shot

[wispy bluff]

Same looks and everything

[storm quiver]

Aint that thing an ammo guzzler?

[regal mauve]

I can't get over the 3 barrel sawed off having 4 shots now

[storm quiver]

Also On a side note. Is the carbine any good.

[blissful dome]

Very

[regal mauve]

it was the best

[blissful dome]

Simple too

[storm quiver]

Good for dmg or for ammo?

Or is it just good in genral.

[blissful dome]

No thoughts in head carbine spam is real

Ammo is

If you really spam it

Itl run out

[regal mauve]

now it's only slightly better than most

[blissful dome]

But you shouldn't be that spammy

[blissful dome]

Ehhh

[storm quiver]

So its one of those guns you wanna pick Your targets with.

[blissful dome]

It's still boosted

48 rounds

[regal mauve]

yeah but it did get nerfed

[blissful dome]

No recoil

[blissful dome]

What part of it?

When

[regal mauve]

still op af

fucking back in alt r2/3 I think

[storm quiver]

Is the choke mod shotgun any good?

[regal mauve]

eh

not the best

[storm quiver]

50/50?

[wispy bluff]

yeah, 50/50

[regal mauve]

Good against scouts tho
but there are better options

[blissful dome]

Meh

[wispy bluff]

magazine to reload ratio is crap, will get you downed

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[blissful dome]

Less than 50/50 tbh

[wispy bluff]

But... You can throw 4 tight shells down range in like 1 second

Helps nuking giants and you can even snipe shooters with it

[storm quiver]

So its good for shooting. But the reload is pain.

[wraith marsh]

Hate to tell you, but carbine was never the best

[blissful dome]

Hel revo moment

[storm quiver]

I think you mighta angered the chat.

[regal mauve]

it was for braindead people like me that can't aim

[jade dirge]

the shotguns are for people that can aim but hate headshots

[vernal moon]

Should I use the knife if I’m playing with bots

[lofty grotto]

A heavily melee-boosted player can one shot a giant OR a yellow stim can let you do that but you’ll have a very short time to make it worth it

[vernal moon]

I like how it looks

[blissful dome]

:/

Hel and combat shotty

[blissful dome]

So real

[jade dirge]

sawn off/sluggo

[regal mauve]

slug kinda mid imo

[pallid anvil]

Depends on level pookie, can’t rely on bots to meele anything with you though (like a giant)

[blissful dome]

Slug literally needs hs for shooters

It's also mid af

[pallid anvil]

They will right click it 😭

[jade dirge]

kinda but i like the vibe

[blissful dome]

Bring scatter.exe

[pallid anvil]

GRRRRRRR

[vernal nebula]

Host scatter 😞

[blissful dome]

Hehe

[regal mauve]

sawn off + scatter is max ammo efficiency trust

[wraith marsh]

Host scatters still op

[vernal nebula]

That's scatter for you lol

[blissful dome]

Scatter is

Even it's ammo is good

What can I say

[storm quiver]

Does the hell rifle have a thermal sight. Bc I can't tell if the alternating sight means It shifts to thermal. Or its just. Something.

[little ridge]

The best no, not really

[jade dirge]

hel rifle is not thermal sight

hel is the bullets, its armor piercing

[little ridge]

But really good and very very easy to use decently? Yes

[blissful dome]

Nope

[storm quiver]

Lol. Good to know.

[blissful dome]

Head empty carbine brrrrt

[vernal nebula]

Only PDW and Precision have a thermal sight

Bring them both to ensure you take a lot of projectile damage

[storm quiver]

Lol

[blissful dome]

So true bae

[little ridge]

Penetrates targets, HEL Rifle I think it's 5 targets but it's worth noting that if you pen the same target twice it still counts as 2 penetrations (like hitting the arm of a crawling enemy and therefore the leg of that same enemy) I cant remember if that's always or only as client

[blissful dome]

Client issues

[jade dirge]

yes, its a gun with overpenetration that pierces targets

[lusty river]

You can’t pierce armor. It’s the grey hitmarkers and you virtually deal no damage to armor

[jade dirge]

you get my point, hel means overpenetration that can hit several targets

[little ridge]

I mean I know this all sounds nitpicky

[wraith marsh]

You do still pierce the armored target tho

[little ridge]

Not my intention to dwell over details to make others feel like shit

[storm quiver]

Is the bullpup good. I've heard It sucks ass. And I've heard its gods gift.

[little ridge]

So dont read any ill intent into what I write

[little ridge]

No, you heard it sucks ass and then you heard Artek.

😄

[storm quiver]

Lol.

[little ridge]

Jokes aside, personally I cant really bring myself to like it

[storm quiver]

Hb the heavy smg?

[jade dirge]

I like it, it's got decent damage and range but a very, very high rof

[storm quiver]

So its good. But only fire it in quick bursts.

[blissful dome]

Keep in mind artek said the carbine is a better pistol @storm quiver

[storm quiver]

Lol. good to know.

[jade dirge]

Ye, it's got ~2.5 damage and 22 yards of range, and can dump its mag in like 2 seconds

[wraith marsh]

Well make it simple, none of the autos are good besides hel

[little ridge]

TBH yes

[blissful dome]

Is it really an auto...

Like

[little ridge]

And even then I would just pick 1 hel pp and not 4

[blissful dome]

I mean its technically but really?

[wraith marsh]

Autopistol

[blissful dome]

Ah

[wispy bluff]

bullpup used to be a solid 3/5 for like 2 months

[blissful dome]

Yea

[little ridge]

You know it's called AUTOpistol

[wispy bluff]

and then they nerfed it again

[blissful dome]

Le shotty is technically auto

[blissful dome]

Eh

[storm quiver]

I'm trying out the heavy smg rn.

[blissful dome]

That's not good

[storm quiver]

So far its mid.

[wispy bluff]

Too bad - its the best you'll get it

[wraith marsh]

Yup

[storm quiver]

Magazine is gunna be the death of me. Only 33 bullets.

[little ridge]

Used to be less

[wispy bluff]

Its more than AR and reload just as quick

Unlike BP

[storm quiver]

So bullpup is just dogshit. right?

[blissful dome]

Best auto

[storm quiver]

Welp I've found My main weapon. The heavy smg.

[wraith marsh]

😔

[storm quiver]

The recoil is pretty much non existant. And the accuracy is pretty good too.

[rare stone]

any Double Tap enjoyers?

[storm quiver]

Haven't tried that yet. I'll give it a go.

[wispy bluff]

Fresh reminder:
Bullpup 2.10 damage x1 precision with 2.3s reload
Assault Rifle 2.18 damage x0.8 precision with 1.8s reload
HSMG 2.45 damage x0.8 precision with 1.55s reload

I'm fairly certain just at a quick glance you can notice the issue

[pulsar briar]

i love the double tap, saved alot of my solo runs

[blissful dome]

Try carbine

[jade dirge]

hey artek, your the shitty weapon enjoyer, any positives about the sluggo

[burnt flume]

it's always like that iirc

[blissful dome]

Ok even artek doesn't like it

Idk what to say

[jade dirge]

let the man speak for himself

[blissful dome]

Alright

[wraith marsh]

Slugs fine

Still better than the autos lmao

[storm quiver]

Trying the two shot now.

[blissful dome]

It's mid as hell

[wispy bluff]

+Main Damage boosters make it tolerable by greatly increasing OHKO range.
Otherwise... I can't stand it, i unironically get better results from Burst Pistol

[blissful dome]

Highest bar ever

[wraith marsh]

It's the definition of mid

[blissful dome]

Yes

[pine root]

I like the short rilfe

[jade dirge]

so the burst pistol is decent

[pine root]

^ interesting

[grizzled bison]

No

[storm quiver]

Two tap is good in My opinion. But it kinda demands head shots.

[wispy bluff]

You can work with it.

[lusty river]

That’s the point

[pine root]

Dtr is fine you don’t get more than hel rev but it is fine

[storm quiver]

Lol. True.

[jade dirge]

hey artek, whats your opinion on the sawn

[rare stone]

it just feels really satisfying to use

[pine root]

Yup

[rose nova]

the saw movies

[grizzled bison]

You can just Google arteks opinions at this point

[wispy bluff]

Its spammable, reloads in a flash, requires even less finese than The Pistol. Its not ideal, but stable. Could use a slight damage buff to reach some QoL breakpoints, but that's about it.

[pine root]

Didn’t someone make an artek opinion generator

[blissful dome]

Sleepy is...

[pine root]

we need it back

[jade dirge]

hell yeah

[little ridge]

I used to do the Artek take generator with rolling dice

[rare stone]

I think Burst Pistol is fun, but definitely not a good weapon

[little ridge]

It was fun

[wispy bluff]

The real pain is having to face a giant with burst pistol

[pine root]

Burst pistol = ar

[blissful dome]

Link?

[wispy bluff]

Or chargers for that matter

Fuckers just shrug it off

[rare stone]

it's better than AR

[blissful dome]

Burst pistol is a peashooter

[rare stone]

you know why?

it has a pink iron sight

[grizzled bison]

Weirdest take I got was from beth who didn't like how slug hits exactly where you click

[blissful dome]

Lmaooo

[wispy bluff]

BurstP interestingly has the same issue as Double Tap

[blissful dome]

Eh

[wispy bluff]

It technically got insane amount of dead strikers inside its' magazine.

[storm quiver]

Also someone please tell me for the love of all that is holy. Who the fuck is arteck

[wispy bluff]

But in reality you'll never make that value come out.

Nor should you: just spam.

[blissful dome]

Look up

One message

[storm quiver]

Oh. Shit.

[blissful dome]

Or down one message

Good job

[storm quiver]

i'M FUCKING BRAINDEAD.

FUCK...

[blissful dome]

Nice