gtfo-chat

[winter lodge]

german link doens't work

[sharp owl]

worked for me i just joined

[winter lodge]

interessting xD

[hybrid cloak]

You're not a German then

[sharp owl]

im not a german and I was able to join so your logic is flawed

[burnt flume]

maybe I should try

everyone knows I'm german

[sharp owl]

so true

[hybrid cloak]

Only Germans can join
Maybe ask ur dad bout that

[sharp owl]

im definitely not german

[lofty grotto]

More like, more awareness checks or looking

[hybrid cloak]

You wouldnt be able to If weren't German

[sharp owl]

ok buddy

[hybrid cloak]

Don't hate the player hate the system

[lofty grotto]

I was more worried about Sleeping moms because a good chunk of their glow is blocked by their appendages which I relied on for their listening stages

[burnt flume]

for the attempt with sound we killed moms mid reactor, soundless we pulled them after

stealthing still wasn't too bad because of the ample room to sneak around/just being a bit careful

while terrifying you can normally get past the mothers alright even if they're right below you

[jade dirge]

this game seems real fun

[wraith marsh]

can dance as much as you want on top of them even

[rose nova]

it be :3

[jade dirge]

like drg, but instead of mining its just diving into old complexes

[jade dirge]

i dont own it yet, but ive been considereing getting it sometime soon

[burnt flume]

I still get a little freaked out by it even if there is functionally 0 risk

[wraith marsh]

yeah its a bit uncomfortable

[jade dirge]

watching astral spiff play it presently just to see if its the sorta game id enjoy

[rose nova]

oh yeh i just saw that video too
well their bids pretty much descriptive of this game, long, hard, and requires a lot of dedication to it, but its just that fun if u get into that formula

[jade dirge]

im mostly just afraid to get into it because i dont have friends and i get freaked out by horror real quick

doesnt help that im extremely afraid of the dark

[burnt flume]

the horror element is kinda overplayed, for gameplay mechanics its mainly getting scared because you don't know any better

a fear of the dark, I can't quite help with

[jade dirge]

yeah but im really jumpy and im very trigger happy

if i get freaked out by something my first instinct is to try and blow its head off with a shotgun

[rose nova]

uh well u will run out of bullets so tehn u wont b able to :D

oke no ksdmkm

but u can learn to like overcome that general fear, the first rundown kinda trains u a lot for that

[jade dirge]

if i run out of bullets i have a hammer to bludgeon the scary things with

[rose nova]

yes
or a bat

or a knife

or a knife on a stick

[jade dirge]

if i get the game i think ill be going with a hammer

[burnt flume]

good choice

[jade dirge]

spears are slow and knives have no reach, but a good ol banishing hammer kills anything that move

[rose nova]

based based

they got future

:O

[hybrid cloak]

Dw there is a night light

[rose nova]

:3 lil flashlight

or glowie

[jade dirge]

ok good

[rose nova]

[jade dirge]

ooh i can bring glowsticks?

[hybrid cloak]

U find them in missions

[jade dirge]

ooh

[hybrid cloak]

Lot of em

[rose nova]

yeh
or very big lights

[jade dirge]

are glowsticks common?

[rose nova]

yeh u almost always find em

[nimble pumice]

i love glowstick

[rose nova]

even if u dont, usually that means the missions bright

and has lights

[jade dirge]

also, im looking at the wiki, are there 5 different sledge hammers to choose from?

[rose nova]

they just skins

they have all the same stats

[jade dirge]

oh fair

[hybrid cloak]

They would be good if they lasted longer than r8e1

[jade dirge]

its still nice to have options

[rose nova]

[also i wouldnt look at the wiki for enemies n stuff also if u plan on doin that
gettin surprised it fun]

[jade dirge]

oh no, im just looking at the armaments

[rose nova]

oke oke :3

[jade dirge]

im just gonna be a guy sprinting into old iridium mines with a hammer and a dream lmao

[lofty grotto]

I had to stealth past the room 3 times

[rose nova]

weeee gets downed

[jade dirge]

yeah probably

ill probably bring a revolver and a shotgun as my other weapons

[rose nova]

headshot bodyshot combo

[jade dirge]

if it moves shoot it in the head with a revolver

if it still moves shoot it in hte head with a shotgun

if it moves after that you probably aint killing it, run

[rose nova]

if nothin works, jump off a ledge :3

[lost lynx]

where is IFO

D:

[jade dirge]

whats ifo?

[hybrid cloak]

Opposite of ufo

[upbeat sail]

did spiff even bring up the bat I didnt watch the video fully

[jade dirge]

not that ive seen

[hybrid cloak]

Prolly banned for the suggestive messages (you did this)

[jade dirge]

im in the process of watching the video tho, i could be wrong

he only talked about spears and knives in the beginning

[upbeat sail]

im just going to guess he never uses it then

[jade dirge]

if i get the gmae a hammer will be the weapon for me tho

hefty, hard hitting, and plenty personal, it will put down anything i fight

[lost lynx]

spiff said spears are the best melee

and that dauda made the virus

LOL

[sharp owl]

wait what happened

[hybrid cloak]

Or don't get the game and wait for the most hyped game of all time
Den of wolves

[upbeat sail]

right he makes his own lore up for everything

[lost lynx]

i died inside when he said that

😔

[rose nova]

nope

[hybrid cloak]

There is a crater where IFO used to live
Mods found him

[jade dirge]

why do that wehen i can get this game, and play with you guys

[lost lynx]

i saw his video about GTFO
he says he played for 2 years
but it seems the total opposite

[hybrid cloak]

We will be playing den of wolves too

[upbeat sail]

probably because he was the bio user

[jade dirge]

what is den of wolves

[lost lynx]

next 10C game

[hybrid cloak]

10cc new game

[lost lynx]

Bio users are weird

[jade dirge]

whats 10c

[lost lynx]

the company that made GTFO

10 chambers

[jade dirge]

so its the next gtfo?

[lost lynx]

no

GTFO is already over

they are doing another different project

[hybrid cloak]

Payday 3.2

[upbeat sail]

next game by the devs, plot is unrelated

[jade dirge]

right but den of wolves will be the next gtfo

[lost lynx]

no

its a payday style game

[jade dirge]

oh

then ill probably just get this game cause ive played payday to shit

[lost lynx]

@blissful dome

he still here

you dummy

[hybrid cloak]

Den of wolves is nothing like payday it's the upgrade

[upbeat sail]

its not releasing any time soon lol

[hybrid cloak]

Silly me :p

[lost lynx]

id say like 2-3 years more for at least a beta

or alpha

or whatever

[blissful dome]

what

im still here

why ping

you up for something?

[hybrid cloak]

Then 1.0 when

[blissful dome]

1.0 of what

[lost lynx]

deez nuts

[blissful dome]

i had a test today ok

getcho ass outa here

[hybrid cloak]

Still gets me to this day

Also school

[jade dirge]

what all team "roles" does this game have

[blissful dome]

?

[lost lynx]

?

[blissful dome]

there are no roles

you bring a loadout

you can set yourself roles but

[jade dirge]

the ones i see from spiggos video are: sneaker, t he scanning guy, the mine guy, and teh suicide runner

[lost lynx]

no

dont guide yourself by spiff video

his gameplay is so fucking stupid

and commentary

[hybrid cloak]

Brother pls stop

[blissful dome]

💀

goddam

[lost lynx]

this game has no roles

[blissful dome]

yea

no roles

it is nice to follow what you bring but

who gives a shit

[lost lynx]

please dont use Spiff video as guide or whatever

[blissful dome]

i brought short rifle im gonna shoot the giant

[jade dirge]

if i get the game ill probably be running a shotgun, a revolver, and a hammer

then something to light my way

[blissful dome]

most bland wave clear loadout

[lost lynx]

he says complete bullshit LOL

[blissful dome]

who tf is spiff

[upbeat sail]

well kinda, bio user is stuck not shooting half the time if hes pinging properly

[hybrid cloak]

Slug shotgun
Pump shotgun ftw

[jade dirge]

im afraid of the dark and i spook easily

[blissful dome]

bring scatter

the dark is afraid of you

[upbeat sail]

fnaf youtuber who got popular making fun of it

[rose nova]

youthber who did gtfo video
it wasnt that bad tbh, they struggled and did some misinfo but as every medium player does

[lost lynx]

theres more guns

[blissful dome]

💀

[jade dirge]

there are more guns, but im a bad shot when im scared

[blissful dome]

then why take revo

[upbeat sail]

wait did he never swap off those guns?

[blissful dome]

revo needs accuracy

both

[jade dirge]

i thought the point of a revolver was hitting so hard you didnt need to hit a head

[lost lynx]

a lot more

[hybrid cloak]

No

[upbeat sail]

thats hi cal

[jade dirge]

the sheer stopping power will just kill whatever you point it at

[rose nova]

revos a precision weapon, both revos

[hybrid cloak]

You need to hit the head

[jade dirge]

so bring a shotgun and a high caliber pistol, noted

[blissful dome]

yes

but also

the only main shotties require

very

very close range

[upbeat sail]

test every weapon yourself and go with the ones you like

[hybrid cloak]

If u wanna get this game
I suggest you never take info from 5hr gameplay vids

[blissful dome]

lmao

[upbeat sail]

this is fine if you react fast and dont have high latency

if you have high latency with the host avoid close range weapons entirely

[jade dirge]

hey wait what teh fuck

why are the enemies invisible in this segment

[lost lynx]

Those are shadows

[upbeat sail]

different enemy type

[blissful dome]

r1d1?

yea

they fun

[hybrid cloak]

Spoilers

[lost lynx]

They are not invisible

You can see them with light

[upbeat sail]

the video only shows r8

[rose nova]

r8c1

[blissful dome]

my cuties

[blissful dome]

well idfk

i havent seen the video

[upbeat sail]

yes thats why im telling you

[blissful dome]

ty

[jade dirge]

coh so ill always be able to see them

[blissful dome]

:3

[jade dirge]

my flashlight will never go off, im deathly afraid of the dark

[lost lynx]

Not really

[blissful dome]

shadows are

fun.

[upbeat sail]

uh no you have to shine it directly on them lol

and they only faintly appear

[lost lynx]

And they wake up with light

As any other enemy

[blissful dome]

my hel revo ammo efficiency after shadows without bio

[hybrid cloak]

You guys are overloading the poor fella with info 💀

[jade dirge]

them being awake doesnt much matter after they have a hammer embedded in their head

[blissful dome]

thats the game

[upbeat sail]

so was the video

[lost lynx]

he already overloaded himself watching R8 gameplay

[lost lynx]

yeaaaah sure

you really need to see the game by yourself

[hybrid cloak]

What's the channel name

I wanna see

[jade dirge]

ive played warframe blind, i know information overload well

[blissful dome]

r8 first rundown is some crack shenanigans

[lost lynx]

astralspiff

its
a meh video

fun but a lot of misin info

like a lot

[rose nova]

a1 b1 b2 c1
it kinda does overload u a bit cause explains a bit of the lore as it goes on and just kinda starts the missions as a high speed team

[blissful dome]

id rather watch paint dry

on that note

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5375100/

[upbeat sail]

it should at least get a short burst of new people in which is good

[lost lynx]

"spear best melee"
"dauda made the virus"

i cant man

[jade dirge]

thats how i learned of the game

[lost lynx]

i laughed my ass off

[upbeat sail]

https://youtu.be/j5VG9vTMYpA

the video

[blissful dome]

r8 is probably not the best rundown to start with

[jade dirge]

idgaf what the best melee is, ill be burying this hammer in anything that dares to move

[rose nova]

thats the only two u mention ksmdkm

[lost lynx]

lucky you hammer is the "best"

[lost lynx]

because they are the worst
he also said we are in 2 different mines

[upbeat sail]

its definitely not but he said he didnt want to record it until now

[lost lynx]

also he ran sniper which was.... odd (one of his teamates)

[blissful dome]

hammer balanced... more now

[blissful dome]

2 shots in 30 seconds

good weapon

idk what you mean

[rose nova]

they probs ran the sniper before and then just got hit by the nerf mid r8 and they havent notice it is that weak yet
also wdym two mines

[lost lynx]

nah bro
slug shotugn is better

[jade dirge]

I don't trust a pointy stick yo stop the infected, I trust a good ol fashioned bludgeon

[blissful dome]

nahhhhh

if i can only fire 2 shots per hour

its just too good

🙏

[rose nova]

classic blunt force trauma

[upbeat sail]

I mean if your not playing optimally its ""functional""

[rose nova]

bonk

[blissful dome]

the real question is

[lost lynx]

trueeeee

[jade dirge]

I just dont trusts a stick to stop something that doesn't even have eyes

[blissful dome]

is it faster to shot delay cancel sniper than to wait for the shot delay to actually end

does that even work

[lost lynx]

bro watch #gtfo-media

PDW sniper quickswap

[blissful dome]

LMAO

hey yk what

[hybrid cloak]

Doesn't look like a fun vid blegh

[jade dirge]

how hard does a hammer hit against the infected?

[blissful dome]

hel revo shotty

its fine

[lost lynx]

very hard

not as hard as spear

but very hard

[blissful dome]

meh

spear has to headshot

smh my head

[jade dirge]

i dont trust no spear to stop these eyeless demons, a good ol banishing rock on a stick will do me well

[upbeat sail]

all of them one shot to the head on smalls

[blissful dome]

(the spear misses)

[rose nova]

it has higher base dmg, and a tiny bit less precision dmg

[lost lynx]

all melees are good tho

in their own way

[blissful dome]

except for bat

[lost lynx]

i run spear once in a while

[blissful dome]

ahem slendi

[lost lynx]

its a good melee

[jade dirge]

whats the hammer good at, general bludgeoning?

[blissful dome]

this is a personal vendetta

[lost lynx]

yea

[blissful dome]

its good at donk

[jade dirge]

the hammer is the solution to "this thing is running at me and i dont like it"

[lost lynx]

you can also get your English side and act like an UK citizen with the knife

[upbeat sail]

I still can only use bat properly

[blissful dome]

cringe

[lost lynx]

oi

bat is good

[jade dirge]

im a rural ohioan, id be at home most with an axe, but a sledge hammer is a good second

[blissful dome]

cringe

[lost lynx]

IFO im going to

[upbeat sail]

well I can use knife just I hate noto being able to do shit against gaints

[lost lynx]

suck your water

[rose nova]

ill suck ur water

[blissful dome]

get behind them

[lost lynx]

jokes on you

my city is running out of water

[blissful dome]

lets go

[rose nova]

then ur dick haha i win

:]

[blissful dome]

pable is thirsty

af

[hybrid cloak]

Supposedly it can do well vs giants now

[lost lynx]

sorry
im not available right now

[rose nova]

:[

[lost lynx]

[blissful dome]

you say that but you seemed plenty avaliable

[upbeat sail]

it technically can just its too awkward for me

[jade dirge]

lmao, "take a shot every time they say superposition"

[lost lynx]

nuh uh

i have a gf

[blissful dome]

yuhuh

sure you do

[lost lynx]

cmon man

[blissful dome]

uhuh

[lost lynx]

why im getting sus reactions

[blissful dome]

not for long at least

[lost lynx]

i know GTFO players dont get bitches

but

i did it

[jade dirge]

ill admit that im lonely, nad i dont even play gtfo yet

[rose nova]

i get men

[hybrid cloak]

Likely story

[blissful dome]

i mean if you are the bitch

[upbeat sail]

they get men

[lost lynx]

im going to make you MY bitch now

[blissful dome]

bottom right here

[hybrid cloak]

You'll be lonely with other lonely people
Less lonely but more lonely

[blissful dome]

bottom af mf

lying to himself

[lost lynx]

i am a bottom

and what?

[blissful dome]

not even a power bottom

[hybrid cloak]

Not forklift certified

[jade dirge]

all this "bottom" and "top", why not just have cheezits and be happy

[lost lynx]

thats it
im sending you to the complex with no ammo R7C3 style

[blissful dome]

ha i like r7c3

[lost lynx]

what

man

gtfo of here

[blissful dome]

youre bad

[lost lynx]

nah

[hybrid cloak]

R7c3 is fun

[lost lynx]

R7C3 is fine

[upbeat sail]

the 2nd half of r7c3 is fun

[lost lynx]

but i wish it was more stealth oriented

a lot more

[hybrid cloak]

Anyone who hates on it has skill issue

[lost lynx]

a whole stealth level

all of it

[jade dirge]

whats an overload mission, and what does it do

[blissful dome]

nah

[upbeat sail]

the 1st half is annoying (without a full team like I had to do)

[blissful dome]

first clear i stealthed nothing

we just ran into every giant with 4 hammers

[lost lynx]

tell me you cant solo melee a giant without telling me you cant solo melee a giant

[blissful dome]

the giants did not giant for long

[hybrid cloak]

Optional objective that makes rest of the expedition harder most of the time

[jade dirge]

giants arent so big with no knees

[blissful dome]

tell me you like taking 3 hours to clear a room

[burnt flume]

you can only get so stealth oriented

[upbeat sail]

secondary an overload are just optional areas

[blissful dome]

why stealth when 4 hammer

[lost lynx]

Secondary and Overload are option objectives
Prisioner efficency is doing both in the same run

[burnt flume]

like, at some point you just skill gap any big enemy with hammers

[upbeat sail]

nothing is locked behind them its just extra content

[lost lynx]

with no rewards

only flex perms

[blissful dome]

do you really need skill if you have 4 hammers

[jade dirge]

why would you do that?

[upbeat sail]

sometimes they modify the rest of the level other times its just longer areas

[lost lynx]

for an extra challenge

[blissful dome]

you get a 1 instead of a 0

[upbeat sail]

same reason you play the game to begin with

[burnt flume]

to truly force stealth you'd have to do some shit like spam minibosses with such resource scarcity

[blissful dome]

hahahahahahh

[lost lynx]

the game doesnt really gives you any rewards

and the cosmetics are pointless

since you cant even see them yourself

only others can see them

[blissful dome]

the game is the reward pable

shut up

[upbeat sail]

didnt one reactor do that by having them respawn

[lost lynx]

EXACTLY

[upbeat sail]

or was that modded

[blissful dome]

r6c3?

[lost lynx]

GTFO is such an unique experience

[upbeat sail]

yeah that

I think

[lost lynx]

the whole experience is the rewards

[blissful dome]

fun times

[jade dirge]

yeah but isnt it like 60 bucks for that experience?

[blissful dome]

no

40

:/

still a bit much but

[jade dirge]

thats still really expensive

[blissful dome]

it goes down to 30

somtimes

[upbeat sail]

it goes on sale if you dont want to pay 40

[blissful dome]

its gone down to 25

[lost lynx]

its on sale right now

[blissful dome]

just once

[hybrid cloak]

Or less if the discount still Goin

[upbeat sail]

I swear it dropped to like 10 once

[blissful dome]

nope

lowest its gone down is 33%

[burnt flume]

-44% now

[blissful dome]

wait what

im throwing

[lost lynx]

its 44% ifo

[upbeat sail]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/493520/GTFO/

[lost lynx]

are you alright?

do you need help?

[upbeat sail]

yeah its 22 now lmao

[lost lynx]

do i send you to the HSU?

[blissful dome]

keep yourself safe

[jade dirge]

22 bucks is still kinda a lot

[lost lynx]

im going to kms

[blissful dome]

do it

[lost lynx]

for the 300-400 hours of content is worth it

better than most AAA games right now

GTFO has no microtransactions either

[blissful dome]

i mean omori is 20 bucks

[jade dirge]

baldurs gate?

whats omori?

[lost lynx]

MOST AAA games

i said MOST

[burnt flume]

Baldur's gate is like £50

and never on sale I think

[blissful dome]

isnt baldurs gate that one... interesting... game

[jade dirge]

hah, bri'ish

[upbeat sail]

yes its the bear incident game

[burnt flume]

yes it's the greatest cRPG that's come out recently

[lost lynx]

the what game

[lofty grotto]

Ok lesson learned. Don’t kick the fucking cones out of the way at work

They can fight back

[lost lynx]

best AAA game to come out recently

[blissful dome]

lmao

[jade dirge]

its the nekked dnd game

[burnt flume]

with a frighteningly small proportion being sex scenes and an even smaller proportion of those being bearish

[blissful dome]

speaking of things coming out

[lofty grotto]

My poor toe

[blissful dome]

honestly

[lost lynx]

you are coming?

[blissful dome]

deserved

[lost lynx]

damn

[blissful dome]

over you sure

[lost lynx]

:3

nice

[blissful dome]

:3

[lofty grotto]

I was carrying a big trash can over my back

[blissful dome]

you kicked the cone 🤷

[lofty grotto]

And I had a lot of other shit that I needed done in a very short amount of time

[lofty grotto]

The cone was used to keep the door open

[hybrid cloak]

Do not the cone

[lost lynx]

ea t the cone

EAT IT

DO IT

DO THE CONE

[jade dirge]

why would people use a spear over a hammer

[blissful dome]

eat my-

[lost lynx]

range

[blissful dome]

they suck

its funny

[jade dirge]

its a hammer, it banishes anything you point it at

[blissful dome]

either or

[jade dirge]

is the bat just hammer lite?

faster but less hard hitting

[upbeat sail]

its hammer but you dont blow your your stamina in 2 seconds

and it charges faster

[jade dirge]

does it deal the same damage?

[upbeat sail]

no but it still 1 shots to the head and charges faster

and can stagger gaints

[jade dirge]

ill probably run hammer then, i want to hit people super hard

[blissful dome]

bat when shooter

[upbeat sail]

still 1 shots

[blissful dome]

its just funny

[upbeat sail]

funne

[blissful dome]

everything can stagger giants

except maybe knife if you suck

ahem

[upbeat sail]

im just telling him that so he doesnt think the lower damage makes it worthless against them

[blissful dome]

fair

knife can finally

kill giants

whops i can type

[jade dirge]

what the hell is agiant

[blissful dome]

you watched r8 didnt you

theres several

somewhere in there

[lofty grotto]

That’s for ice cream cones

[jade dirge]

im in the process of watching r8\

[upbeat sail]

tall slow guys

[blissful dome]

is there any level without an alarm?

[upbeat sail]

I think theres one in r1?

[blissful dome]

which

oh right

c1 doesnt have an alarm

:P

[hybrid cloak]

Stop bruh

[jade dirge]

stop what

[blissful dome]

stop watching r8

go watch r1

[upbeat sail]

games better if you go in blind

it wont completely ruin it if you do see it just keep that in mind

[jade dirge]

i have horrible memory, i wont remember this when i get the game

[upbeat sail]

actually

[sharp owl]

imagine discovering ||mega mom|| before a regular one 😵‍💫

[blissful dome]

💀

[upbeat sail]

how many levels actually have that thing again

[blissful dome]

||see a2 sec||

||immmortal||

[nimble pumice]

wait, I thought they just made them that size?

[blissful dome]

1

???

its

what

stormer

its in 1 level

[upbeat sail]

wut

[blissful dome]

||mega mom is in one level||

[upbeat sail]

||wut||

[blissful dome]

:\

[upbeat sail]

||I meant the entire game not just r8 because they rarely use it||

[blissful dome]

||mega mom was introduced with r8d2||

stormer trolling

[upbeat sail]

your going to the dauda chamber

[blissful dome]

oh shit have you not finished r8

[hybrid cloak]

You just ruined his experience

Well done

[blissful dome]

mbmb

i spoilered it

not my fault

[sharp owl]

me clicking every single spoiler tag i see

[hybrid cloak]

The urge to unravel the mystery

[blissful dome]

i take no responsibility

[sharp owl]

well yeah someones lack of self control isn't your responsibility

[upbeat sail]

||phantoms||

[hybrid cloak]

You take full responsibility for not using spoiler chat

[blissful dome]

nuhuh

spoiler chat is so you dont have to spoiler

the chat itself is the spoiler

[jade dirge]

its relevant to the conversation and he took measures to prevent spoiling for the unwilling

[hybrid cloak]

🤓

[blissful dome]

its like if i told you not to hit yourself and gave you the option to

and you hit yourself

why are you hitting yourself

[hybrid cloak]

You gave me the idez

Clearly your fault

[blissful dome]

why are you hitting yourself

why are you hitting yourself

[upbeat sail]

the awnser to that question is censored by the automod

[hybrid cloak]

You said it

[blissful dome]

why are you hitting yourself

[hybrid cloak]

Why u said anything

[upbeat sail]

[blissful dome]

lmaoo

maso chismo

dw

[upbeat sail]

yeah it blocks you from saying that now lmao

[jade dirge]

saying what

masochist?

[hybrid cloak]

Masochist

[jade dirge]

i just said it tho

[blissful dome]

i just said eye in malagasy and gossip in spanish

masochist

[upbeat sail]

I think it needs the m unless they disabled it

[blissful dome]

lmaooo

masochi sm

is blocked

why

why gtfo gods

[jade dirge]

5thats what the game is tho

why block a descriptor of your own game

[blissful dome]

5head is what you have

[hybrid cloak]

What's that command for gtfo

Forgot

[blissful dome]

what

[hybrid cloak]

They say gtfo doesn't stand for get the f out

[jade dirge]

wait gtfo doesnt stand for get the fuck out?

[hybrid cloak]

It does

[blissful dome]

prisoner tags

[hybrid cloak]

But some dev coping

[blissful dome]

i think

[upbeat sail]

it does but one of the devs said it doesnt to fuck with people or because someone complained their name had fuck in the name

[jade dirge]

the whole aim of the game is to get the fuck out, why would that not be the tagline

[burnt flume]

.t gtfo

[foggy plank]

The game is called GTFO and it doesn't stand for "Get The Fuck Out" but rather the feeling you have that you want to complete The Warden's objective and GTFO.

[blissful dome]

its "the feeling you have that you want to complete the warden's objective and gtfo"

[burnt flume]

which is the most unhelpful thing ever

[blissful dome]

fuck i was too late

[burnt flume]

anyway I'm going to bed have fun with your philosophy session

[blissful dome]

該遊戲名為 GTFO，它並不代表 “Get The Fuck Out”，而是代表您想要完成 The Warden 的目標和 GTFO 的感覺。

[upbeat sail]

im still 50/50 on it either being a legal thing or elaborate joke

[hybrid cloak]

You too

[sharp owl]

byyeeee :3

[blissful dome]

night

[jade dirge]

oh good lord are linux commands a big part of this

[hybrid cloak]

Terminals and you'll learn them all

[jade dirge]

noooOOOOO

[sharp owl]

terminal commands are rly easy to learn in this game

[jade dirge]

i fucking hate linux, nuuu

[thick temple]

nothing is actually linux based lmao

[hybrid cloak]

🥰

[thick temple]

well, i guess maybe it is based on linux
but that's a very broad thing lol
regardless, 99% of the time you're only gonna need/want 3 commands

[blissful dome]

no spoiler moment

also get that outa here

i dont want an error on my next pub run

tyty

[lost lynx]

me when QUERY_DEEZNUTS

[blissful dome]

yes

[vernal nebula]

Code a batch file script that querys a database of other terminals for security passwords

[upbeat sail]

a lot of command lines use them

[thick temple]

god i still remember in markiplier's r6d1 video, when bob was trying to figure out how the reactor verify syntax worked cause he thought it was like REACTOR_VERIFY_CODE

[blissful dome]

lmao

[lost lynx]

no way he literally typed CODE

[blissful dome]

"\

[upbeat sail]

it amazes me how people whos entire job revolves around using a computer dont know how to use a command line

[lost lynx]

they do videos

they dont do programing shit

[thick temple]

that part doesn't surprise me much yeah

cause there's a lot of things you can do on a computer

[upbeat sail]

I guess

[jade dirge]

im a programmer nad i harldy know how linux works

[thick temple]

very little needs to deal with any command line

[jade dirge]

i use windows, linux gives me a headache

[thick temple]

for the day to day users at least

[hybrid cloak]

You were never curious before?

[lost lynx]

im studying programing

[thick temple]

if there's one thing i've learned
it's that a lot of people don't try to find out what things do

[jade dirge]

whats your favorite language dude?

[hybrid cloak]

Oh well good luck

[blissful dome]

program hardware smh

[lost lynx]

you will kill me if i say it

[thick temple]

my grandma used computers for like 30 years or something i think
and never found out about the scroll wheel

[upbeat sail]

theres versions of it that work like windows though its not worth swapping an already existing pc over to

[blissful dome]

python?

[lost lynx]

python is fine

[blissful dome]

no

[hybrid cloak]

Java

[blissful dome]

uhh

[upbeat sail]

assembly

[lost lynx]

fuck no

[blissful dome]

scratch

[upbeat sail]

die

[blissful dome]

i cant

[lost lynx]

LOL

scratch

[jade dirge]

im a C# enjoyer, you cant be worse than me

[blissful dome]

gimem a sec

i got it

[thick temple]

html

[lost lynx]

💀

[blissful dome]

burn in hell heathen

[lost lynx]

C#

[hybrid cloak]

Lua

[jade dirge]

oh dear lord your worse than me

[blissful dome]

thats not coding

thats writing

[thick temple]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[blissful dome]

get into literature

[lost lynx]

"Why do Java devs wear glasses?
Because they can't C<#null>

[blissful dome]

why cant c# devs live

youll be finding out soon

[jade dirge]

C# is object oriented and ADHD friendly

java is class based and hurts my head

[lost lynx]

okay man

i love C++

[blissful dome]

java is object oriented

you clown

[blissful dome]

good

[thick temple]

C# is just microsoft java

[hybrid cloak]

Adhd heads when they consume too much sugar

[blissful dome]

c# is just asscheeks

[upbeat sail]

isnt that the one most game engines use

[blissful dome]

just code in c

[lost lynx]

yes

[blissful dome]

you cringe ass mf

[jade dirge]

i hardly use java, so i dont know much about it, i used it once for a class and it gave me aheadache so i treat it like the plague

[lost lynx]

thats why im learning

[blissful dome]

java is literally the most simple thing ever

behind like

[upbeat sail]

do it in assembly like rollercoaster tycoon

[blissful dome]

idk

[jade dirge]

its not sugar, its just caffeine

[blissful dome]

addition

[blissful dome]

code in binary

lowest level

[lost lynx]

01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001

[hybrid cloak]

I bet you consuming too much sugar somewhere

[thick temple]

get a keyboard with the only buttons on it being a 0 and a 1

[blissful dome]

class based and object oriented are not exclusive

why are you trolling so hard

[blissful dome]

real

[blissful dome]

🙏

[upbeat sail]

that exists

[blissful dome]

oh god

[lost lynx]

we all know binary code is the best

[upbeat sail]

as a joke but it still exists

[blissful dome]

code in pure hardware

[jade dirge]

look man, java stinky and C# is simple

[lost lynx]

why you dont code deez

[blissful dome]

physically change every single part of the

[blissful dome]

why dont you choke on my-

[upbeat sail]

thats no longer coding thats saudering

[lost lynx]

sure

right now

[upbeat sail]

[blissful dome]

c# is for people who dont know how to think

[blissful dome]

oki

[thick temple]

actually, even better
get a keyboard with exactly 1 button
it being pressed is a 1, it being not pressed is a 0
and every millisecond is sends its state to the computer
so you have to press it accurately every millisecond

[jade dirge]

i know how to think i just dont like doing it

[hybrid cloak]

Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard

[blissful dome]

youre bad at it

[upbeat sail]

employee #427 was dauda

[weak sierra]

Hey I'm trying to play with some friends and chat doesn't seem to appear to one of them. Any idea what's causing it?

[lost lynx]

Dauda uses scratch

[jade dirge]

yeah

[blissful dome]

the game is borken

[lost lynx]

#1049599987878723635

[blissful dome]

restart it

as in the person glitching should restart

their game

[hybrid cloak]

427 was never the same again

[weak sierra]

That tends to fix it? I think we tried that, and it didn't work.

[blissful dome]

oh god i just remembered my friend has c# as their intro class for programming

its so sad

[lost lynx]

💀

[blissful dome]

its so bad

i cant

they code in c normally too

i think thats the worst part

[lost lynx]

i would keep myself safe

[blissful dome]

real

[jade dirge]

i just like C#

[blissful dome]

youre just cringe

[jade dirge]

i can make a certain thing that does exactly what i want it to and i know that thing does the thing it does

[blissful dome]

you dont deserve an opinion

[lost lynx]

okay

[blissful dome]

you dont like c#

[lost lynx]

the language doesnt matter as long as you know what the fuck you are doing

[blissful dome]

youre not allowed that opinion

[upbeat sail]

mine was java lol

[jade dirge]

but i love C#

[blissful dome]

i mean thats normal

[indigo jolt]

c# and Java have nearly identical syntax

[blissful dome]

or python

[blissful dome]

hm

[upbeat sail]

I got java and python

[thick temple]

oh, dude
a friend of mine was talking to me about a python class he's taking
it's meant to be a class you can take as a very intro to programming at all
he had just finished a java class before that
and like, week 2 or 3 was making a recursive function
week 4 was introducing variables
wtf

[blissful dome]

most bland basic intro class

[blissful dome]

im taking a college level java class in hs

its

so slow

[upbeat sail]

I did all of the assignments in like 30 minutes then sat on my phone playing xcom the rest of the time

[blissful dome]

2nd semester is binary trees

end my life

[jade dirge]

hey IFO, do you own a sword IRL?

[blissful dome]

no

wtf

[lost lynx]

i only know C++
im self thought

[latent palm]

Xcom player spotted

[blissful dome]

c++ is good

ily

[upbeat sail]

I did shiv army on impossible

[jade dirge]

Then your point is moot, I own a sword

[latent palm]

Damn for real?

[blissful dome]

code in cobol

[blissful dome]

and i own you

[jade dirge]

C# supremacy

[blissful dome]

getcho ass outa here

[indigo jolt]

like aside from the shorthands C# introduced you can basically write the same code and both languages will accept it

[nimble pumice]

code in dn

[upbeat sail]

yes its stupid just driving them up to things for the entire run

[jade dirge]

No you don't, I'm a person

[lost lynx]

how did this went from GTFO talk to this

[blissful dome]

code in fortran

[blissful dome]

you like c#

shut up

you arent

[upbeat sail]

learn assembly

code rollercoaster

profit

[blissful dome]

real

[latent palm]

I feel you doing truck simulator

[blissful dome]

code in ruby 🙏

[upbeat sail]

no I dont get why people play those games

[jade dirge]

What's your favorite language then, lua?,

You just sound like a lua person

[blissful dome]

.

[indigo jolt]

you gotta put ruby on the railway first 🙂

[blissful dome]

isnt lua literally diet python iirc

like

[upbeat sail]

why does lua exist again all I know is source uses it for mods a lot

[blissful dome]

imagine not being able to code in python

[lost lynx]

me

[jade dirge]

i can code in python, its the first language i learne

[indigo jolt]

It’s basically the most lightweight language

[blissful dome]

imagine not being able to code in scratch

[jade dirge]

i learned python then C#

[latent palm]

Its build in

[upbeat sail]

yes im asking why it was built in

[latent palm]

Cant change by a long shot

[latent palm]

You’ve already knee deep

[upbeat sail]

why that one specifically

[latent palm]

Cant back out

[blissful dome]

high level easy to use

[upbeat sail]

so

[latent palm]

Between choosing to trash it and move on

[upbeat sail]

either they didnt trust people with the good one or thought they where too stupid to mod with it

[blissful dome]

sorry stormer they should have made assembly the default language

[latent palm]

Id choose the same and stay to not loose budget

[indigo jolt]

Lua is extremely easy to include because it’s lightweight, really doesn’t take up that much space

[upbeat sail]

assembly is the default language of everything

[blissful dome]

that too

[upbeat sail]

[latent palm]

Gmod stay winning

[upbeat sail]

seriously I vaguely remember some mods using it too bullshit past restrictions the devs tried putting up

[latent palm]

I love getting rammed by 12 different out of mesh physics props

[blissful dome]

java isnt compiled to assembly 🙏

technically

[jade dirge]

im gonna go make chicken and coffee, thanks for chatting with me fora time lads

[blissful dome]

get the game

[upbeat sail]

doesnt it still end up at it eventually even if you cant read it properly

[blissful dome]

no loitering

[jade dirge]

i will once it goes on sale

[blissful dome]

its on sale

[upbeat sail]

it is

on sale

[blissful dome]

for 44%

[upbeat sail]

right now

[jade dirge]

im poor, havent even got a job

[blissful dome]

stop loitering

sucks

[jade dirge]

still too much, once it goes to like 15 ill get the game

[blissful dome]

its

java bytecode

not assembly

[hybrid cloak]

44% lowest it has been and I doubt it'll go lower

[indigo jolt]

I can buy it for you, just bow down to the java overlords

[blissful dome]

it doesnt need assembly technically

[jade dirge]

all hail java

[upbeat sail]

I should probably re-read how that actually works its been like 3 years

[blissful dome]

well

it just doesnt

so

[jade dirge]

all hail java

[blissful dome]

yea

[blissful dome]

💀

[upbeat sail]

[blissful dome]

it compiles to bytecode and then gets run by jvm

its not assembly

[blissful dome]

its bytecode instead of assembly to be

"machine independent"

but like

who cares

[jade dirge]

ive only got one principle i wont violate for free stuff, idc what programming language i have to say is the best to get gtfo

[blissful dome]

you have to get a job

thats what

[lost lynx]

get a job as a scratch developer

[jade dirge]

i cant, not til i graduate

[lost lynx]

imagine going to school

[blissful dome]

are you like 12 or smth

get a summer job

[jade dirge]

done after this semester, im 16

[blissful dome]

get a job over the weekend

[upbeat sail]

ok I had mixed up assembly and the shit below it in my head

[blissful dome]

💀

[upbeat sail]

[blissful dome]

the shit below assembly is fucking binary

[upbeat sail]

I swear there was like 1 thing inbetween raw binary and that

[blissful dome]

nope

bytecode is

not really interpretable

[nimble pumice]

probably just thinking machine code

[blissful dome]

machine code is binary

though

[nimble pumice]

yes

but maybe there is where the confusion lays

[blissful dome]

fair

[upbeat sail]

probably

[hybrid cloak]

Run

[blissful dome]

🙏

[jade dirge]

programming is fun

[blissful dome]

not in c# 💀

[jade dirge]

plus im already halfway through a double major, too late to run

[blissful dome]

L

[hybrid cloak]

Start running

[indigo jolt]

The Java overlords are pleased with your devotion
(You'll need to accept the friend invite before I can gift)

[upbeat sail]

learn one of these

https://esolangs.org/wiki/Joke_language_list

[blissful dome]

youre actually gifting it

woooo

[jade dirge]

oh shit thanks man

[blissful dome]

wheres c#

[jade dirge]

C# isnt a joke language, its one of the best

[indigo jolt]

no problem

[blissful dome]

cope

[upbeat sail]

https://esolangs.org/wiki/C@ is this close enough

[jade dirge]

im no longer loitering, installign the game now

[blissful dome]

thats literally just c# but better wtf

[upbeat sail]

the java overlords have convinced you to buy gtfo

[jade dirge]

no a preist of hte java overlords just gave me gtfo

and hes an absolute legend for it

[upbeat sail]

lol

[blissful dome]

your efforts were in vain

the heathen lives

[jade dirge]

now i just need friends to put together a party

[blissful dome]

@indigo jolt

[hybrid cloak]

Generous soul

[indigo jolt]

Being serious for a moment, use the language you're most comfortable with and that can get the job done
Unless you need to interface with a specific library, pretty much any language will do
Some will do the job better than others

[blissful dome]

serious isnt a part of the gtfo server

:P

[indigo jolt]

true!

[jade dirge]

C# is still my favorite, its the simplest but lets you do a ton, plus depending on what program you use for it it has a built in GUI

[lost lynx]

im planning on using C#

[jade dirge]

java isnt as horrible as i joke it is, but i dont like it a whole lot personally

[blissful dome]

Some anything will do the job better than others c#

fixed it for you

[lost lynx]

you know what

im going to use C# just to piss IFO

[blissful dome]

do it

[jade dirge]

wait does this game have friendly fire?

[blissful dome]

fuck you~

[lost lynx]

yes

[hybrid cloak]

Yes

[lost lynx]

and it hurts a lot

[jade dirge]

can i accidentally shoota teammate in the back of the head and just instakill him?

[blissful dome]

jawohl

[blissful dome]

no pres dmg

[nimble pumice]

no it doesnt, shoot your friends all you want

[blissful dome]

but x2 dmg

[nimble pumice]

dont listen to the screams

[hybrid cloak]

Depends on the weapon

[blissful dome]

at least in visible numbers

[upbeat sail]

with scatter or sniper yes

[blissful dome]

this technically is true

[jade dirge]

either a shotgun or a high cal pistol

[lost lynx]

hel shotgun cant

[blissful dome]

i swear ive eaten a sniper shot at 100 before

[lost lynx]

sniper does like 80%

[upbeat sail]

you can just in practice your probably already at low enough health to get domed by it when an accident happens

[hybrid cloak]

Yes does 20 dmg leaving you at 5

[jade dirge]

if i use a shotgun itll likely be double barrel

[blissful dome]

yea

[blissful dome]

nice

🙏

[blissful dome]

choke?

[nimble pumice]

triple even

[blissful dome]

interesting choice

[nimble pumice]

well, sawnoff has 4 in mag now with it being a triple barreled shotgun

[jade dirge]

two barrels, 6 chambers, enough to kill anything that walks

[blissful dome]

4 round

not 6

[jade dirge]

four barrels?

[lost lynx]

problem with choke mod:
youll be reloading every 2 seconds