#evrima-au
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gonna join you guys to starve to death
once upon a time there you were stuck in your washing machine and tried to get your banana peeler
to
Top tier story
peel
away
are the servers up for u the au ones
at
u know why?
yes
what is it
your
Secret
pentagram
ayo?
once upon a time there you were stuck in your washing machine and tried to get your banana peeler to peel away at your pentagram
*should we start again? ๐ *
i think so
oopsies guys
Willy Wonka
?
Willy wonka once...
ate
willy wonka once ate
yo mummas
willy wonka once no ate.....
willy wonka once ate yo mammas...
Cheese
from
her
Wily wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her
yeah im not tracking this one hahaha
feet
i got in to au3 ๐ฎ
Wily wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her feet i got in to au3 ๐ฎ
lmaooo
because
her
Wily wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her feet i got in to au3 ๐ฎ lmaooo because her cat told me it wanted
cat
told
me
it
wanted
to
Willy wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her feet i got in to au3 ๐ฎ lmaooo because her cat told me it wanted to
have
some
lunch
and
some
of
deez
nuts
nuts
nuts
LMFAO
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHA
SAME BRAINCELL BETWEEN ALL OF US
we all wrote nuts at the same time ๐ the sync
Willy wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her feet i got in to au3 ๐ฎ lmaooo because her cat told me it wanted to have some lunch and some of deez nuts nuts nuts
BROOOOO LIKE 18 OF US WERE WAITING FOR IT
what a story
Willy wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her feet because her cat told me it wanted to have some lunch and some of deez nuts nuts nuts
โจ Willy wonka once ate yo mammas cheese from her feet i got in to au3 ๐ฎ lmaooo because her cat told me it wanted to have some lunch and some of deez nuts nuts nutsโจ - by, some folks waiting to join AU 1 or 2
do we really need the 'i got into au3 :O' lmao
This is an authentic peice
is
is
a
terrible
and
silly
and
piece
and
becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the
admins
are
The Isle is is a terrible and silly and and piece because the admins
very
lazy
goofy
and
lions
need
to
not
eat
me
deez
nuts
nuts
for
breakfast
yess !
and
dondi
likes
can
suck
on
deez
nuts
please
Fortnite
battlepass
I
love
men
and
are
stupid
thicc
and
they
belong
in
the
zoo
cage
where
they
will
eat
monkeys
tail
and
become
radioactive
because
monkey
cheese
nope lol
Fortnite

<@&505047238674874368> fix the AU1 and 2 pleasee DX

POV admins finally see what shenanigans the AU chat has been upto

I can't get into AU3 with 91 folks


im still not dead
hate to say it gents but it looks like we will be waiting until tomorrow for a fix
OH NO
coward
nah i'm fr though
I dont wanna be banned
I'm sure they'll understand we're just messing around making the most of it
trust me they would not
i've seen some screenshots
yikes
I don't trust you ๐
luckily nobody cares about AU
send link im curious
when was the last time ya
ya'll watched jungle book
oh dear guys we bouta get moderated
๐ wut
yo is au 3 the only server for au
the other servers are just down atm
@random jewel is tehre a specific sub reddit for unfair bans or just scroll through and see what i find
fak alr i was aboutta say
No, there is AU1 & 2 but t hey are not showing for anyone
thanks
I just scrolled thru and found some but I guess you could search
AU3 something is happening since the server shows as full now but wasn't earlier
Getting late anyways, will probably be up tomorrow though ๐ค goodnight all, thanks for the entertainment
Where is AU 1 and AU 2 server? Only see AU 3
scroll up
Scrolled, refreshed nothing
In discord
lol
xD
scroll up in discord
good luck scrolling through the memes
they werent lying... dam
classic au 1 and 2 being down ๐
who is stuck in the rocks as a cera right now
been down for like 2h
Yeh wtf was with the meme, I just wanted to know where they were haha
there's like 3 cera bodies all stuck in this rock and one alive stuck lol
<@&505047238674874368> still no help?
bruh that sucks lmao
was kinda looking forward to playing for a couple hours
Aren't we all
๐
how is AU1/2 still down?
ok so it aint just me
i love how its always the au servers hahaha
dont you mean au 1?
Au servers are just cursed ๐ฅฒ
i just saw 103/100 people on the server
ive never played au 2?
steal u from au1 in a minute
it was au2 the whole time
ayo ๐
ill fight you for him
bet 1v1 me in au1
what dino we fighting as
i got my deino all ready to go
give me 8 hours or so and ill get back to you on that
i'll give you 9 and a half hours
ill whip out steg 
i take on a stego
gives 1 and a half hours for me to haul that fat croc ass over there
lmao
croc do got a dumpy tho
Nobdoy cares about down undah
ye mate the rang took out an eye
you dont care about me ๐ฅน
NO
au servers should get a emu special to our servers
not what I meant
woooooow
SHHHH
koala chewing on server wires
i play all au servers
au4?
After looking on the isle reddit for people who got banned on the discord i feel like its inevidible for me
yeah its pre lonely up there
still no au 2 atm?
one day i'll join you on au37
bruh
you'll get banned if you steal dropbear from us
its a fair fight
leave queue bozos
all of aus is fighting for this server
14 in queue 
DropBear ill give you so much fish
12 now
dont listen to em
waiting in queue for 10 mins just to get kicked because server's full reminds me of calling centrelink
its all lies
now watch itll boot you
it's the true aussie experience
imagine you get in and server crashes lmao
centrelink screwed me hard
then we have no au
are you saying you cant financially support DropBear?
nonono i can
this was in the past
I think they're just systematically deleting au servers
Dont get to excited I was meant me next in the queue and got kicked with it saying it was full.
and a case of northerns
im jenkins sugar daddy and he uses all that money to financially support DropBear
ill take that
lol
good
another win for au1
free landcruiser for him
queue system dsnt even fking work
i get one night a week where i dont gotta follow a bedtime and its gotta happen tonight
I mean he is nasty to look that's one thing
I LOVE NIKOCADO!!!!
see
all of au rn
you sure you dont want him anymore?
another win for AU2
u still my sugar dad tho ??
ofc bby x
YOS
Filthy AU1'ers
server is full lets gooooooooooooooo
Hahaha
is au 2 up?
personally i find au3 to be the most toxic one
I literally have a dino in au1 too haha
hahaha
firendly fire
this is.. interesting, AU3 server is at 93/100 but because its not 100/100 it wont let you queue so it just "idk man cant connect lol"
i havent touched anything other than au1 tbh
so i have no idea how bad the other servers are
click refresh
yeah true i find au3 no one cares and just straight kill half the time dont even touch the body
the number is going down after a refresh
Same problem
it says that even if you queue
nah, the number is shown exactly the same as for ppl on the server, however when u try to join it says the server is full
lmao its just pure chaos then
oh wtf ahaha rip
maybe au3 is about to crash too
yeah straight up path of titans time boys??
probably, i only see 1 server and its 'full'
i was gonna buy that game for a meme once hahaha
i got a way to get it for free
ayo?
u got xbox ??
no sir
ahhh
hold up lemme so splash $700 on an xbox rq
... okay!
well buy it on xbox play for 5 minutes and create a account then refund the game
hahaha
download it on pc log in with your account and youll still own it aswell as get yo money back
wish i could do that with 90% of the games i own ahaha
dont even play em anymore :(
based troodon enjoyer
played troodon once couldnt deal with not seeing where im going in the damn grass at night
oi nah stop sending gifs of me mate
id like playing troodon more if i could see where i was goin
same with galli
hello i wanted to ask iam from SEA and this is probably the best official server i can play, is it only one official AU server?
nope
theres more, they're just mostly down atm
there are 3 but there is 1
au getting shafted as usual
u out in the ocean??
how can i get more? i cant even join the server lol
"cant connect server full"
no SEA like asean country hahaha
sea people?
2 servers are down and everyone trying to join the only server still up
atlantian?
yea i cant seem to join
gave me a good laugh that one
no its SEA country like indonesia, philipines etc lol
Server is down
Philippines #1
well technically yes lol
oh wait yeah they are lmao
whats your ping like ?
I got in lets gooooooooooo
bruhhh
i found unofficial one with 60 but i got disconnected after making my dino
yeah you're probably better off joining AU when the servers eventually come back up compared to the other servers, otherwise community ones may work good
i see i just bought it and cant seem to play right now
yeah bad timing unfortunately! when the servers are back it should be fine :))
i hope so hahaha, so with 120 ping is it okay to play?
give it maybe like 3 hours and the servers should hopefully be back up
au2 is best
it's playable but slightly frustrating
stop lying to yourself
You want 60
ah i see
lowest ping is ideal but i think 120 is doable
ill try when the server's up
finally got in queue and i got a fatal error </3
3 is over pop and 1 is laggy asf most the time
thanks for answering my questions guys have a nice day!
au1 laggy?
of course! hope you get to join in soon!
never experienced any lag on au1
You're in AU1??
nahhh was in response to muzzle
maybe its a state by state deal then
They really need to update these server set ups ay
sure thanks!
"If you see a dinosaur, run"
I can't even see AU 1 or 2 so you're a step ahead of me
same'
no one can
theyre both down atm, only AU3 available
its been that way for 3 hours now
oh really??? damn
2 hours later
where the AU servers
bugger
i cant even join au3 to full and when i get in i get kicked
anyone having issues connecting to au3?
yea
everyone is
ugh
no one can get in
even if you get in the queue
IM INN
you just get kicked lmao
i killed someone and my game crashed, i actually thought they doxed me for it lmao
I GOT IN
I got in in au3 on the third try
are all aus servers full ?
I think yeah
seems like we are all trying to get in at once
<@&505047238674874368> can someone look into the AU1 and AU2 servers if anyone is free please <3 been down for hours :((
yeah
<@&505047238674874368> Hi is it possible to get AU4 its just because of the new update cheers Admin
100 in USA too lol damm
ME when no au ๐ฆ
<@&505047238674874368> all au servers are broken
well, at least 2/3
Got in
haven't been able to get into au3 at all and pop says 88 and it still says its full
why is it always the aussies getting cucked...
can we have some extra servers
the server number is not totally reliable atm sadly, its not updating as quick as it should or something like that
currently in a queue of 22
yea me and my buddies are all tring
same im in that queue
lets goooo
but it wont let me in when im number 1
because the slot isnt open yet
no like
you're just the next to get in
it connects me but then says server is full
anyone wanna grow somethin (idk i just want to get nested by a cersa
oh?
how long until AU1 and 2 are back up
op meant to say cera
Queue thing is broken lmao, lots of people get in queue only for it to say "server full"
wow. the queue is nuts
yea
can they make 2 extra servers
there is
not right now
they are down atm
what is wrong with the isle AU bro
its not even the lack of servers or anything, its that its not being maintained
they just need to fix the servers from crashing
breh
i wish i was on the server lmao
or they're trying and havent updated us, idk
with any fps
HOW DO I HAVE 300 PING ON AU
yoooo slideshoww!
if it dont let me in when i get in first imma go NA
Holly cow
my ping aint good enough for the other servers and theres really no community ones that work w my ping either :((
Is AU 3 full??
Aight thanks
i got in for 30 secs and then got thrown out
oh damn
lol more cera's stuck in rocks, love it
natural selection
usually i'd agree but it's a spot you clip into the rock and then can't escape
even though it looks walkable
..unnatural natural selection?
i got in
i got in for 40 secds... ARRRRR
bro I fell through the floor
i got kicked from au3 and now back in que lol
whats going on with these dam au servers
they're poopoo
literally what i was gonna say hahaha
lmao
we must form an army
is au 2 up and going or ded?
wen au 1 and 2 up lmao
untill the servers are back
Yes yes... Hello 19 other people im in Queue with xD
16 in queue
has anyone actually got on after the queue???
i did earlier
mine never lets me in
can we just play as humans already idc if theyre just tribal like cmon
bruh humans will be terrbile
so
5 spots open rn!
how would they nest
it'd be awesomley terrifying
i want to play as a monkey swining through the trees
who cares about nesting lol
being hunted as a human would just hit diff
throwing rocks at deinos
human tribal would be a vibe
Seems you're playing the wrong game then lol
imagine tho
monkey swinging through the trees to ride a omni
lol
dude imagine playing as gorillas
just finished queue and got told server is full
rip
end me
i want to destroy the admins untill the servers are back
im 6 in queue
You gotta play ancestores then, you can play monkey
true but throwing rocks at gallis hits different
mm.. true.
just like "Take that!"
ancestors is a good experience but damn shame it was "one and done" kinda game
Yea
yeah you enjoy it for a day and then you get over it
solo
dam
i played it for a few weeks fully expecting to reach modern man
@tepid stream don't buy it, waste of money
my disappointment is immeaasurable and my day is ruined
finish queue to sit on connecting lol
omg i finally got in
<@&505047238674874368> au 2 and au 1 are down plz fix
is anyone a troodon?
what server you guys in?
i'm in au3 since 1 and 2 keep going down
i was in au 1 like 30 mins ago and it wasnt showing up on the list
if you see a troodon sitting on a rocky patch alone don;t fall for it
I think the server is pooped
bastards got a hole in the map he's using as a trap
where are the admins lol
wtf
@royal mortar it prolly wont let me join sorry boys
they disapperad
my dad
People been pinging admins for a few hours now....
exactly
that happened to me just now
and no response
mm yes 26 in queue
might have to go na 200 ping lol
me rn
i cant play the game, hundreds of people cannot either
Nooo! It was a scam! It said I was loading and said nope xD
i thought it was que updates now
i'd.. imagine they have 99% of these channels muted for themselves and just take a glance whenever they can be bothered lol
lmao
AU2 be like
au 2 and 1 dont show for me
Haven't shown up for people for hours now
free!
yep it works fine
cant even connct to NA
<@&505047238674874368> PLEASE PLEASE FIX THE SERVERS
why cant au work
i cant even get onto NA tho
were u stuck in that rock, chairman
Praying you donโt get banned mate
ive given up
Might even ping the devs to see if they can reboot the servers
which messege
About the carnos mating lmao
the transformers one?
they are pouncing each other lol
It was hilarious but I worry cause the admins like to ban people for things like that
they're a sensitive people
Very
might delete it lol
And the gif too haha
nice isle just crashed
But they can see the deleted messages in logs I believe?
either way i will get banned for the transformers development meme
yea they still see it
Yup lmao
so it doesnt matter
People have been banned for less
you'll kinda prove them right if you get banned
thats nute
we just having banter while we wait to play the game
Yeah exactly
apparently
pls i beg
This is classic aussie banter
Getting banned for it is racist
Dam


โTake the p*ssโ
true
admins when update
Literally what I was gonna say haha
Just aussies taking the p*ss like we always do
should i ping the whole server
ez ban hahahaha
i dont fear admins
my guy is unhinged

unlucky brez
i think more cat memes will help
idk if threats are making this case any better hahaha
how deep is this folder jeskio
cat when blender
Lmao
i just wanna play funny ooowwaaaa
is that a CHALLENGE
they should look at that face
who
You
have they fixed the au servers
no
Idk about that I saw the posts people made about the bans they got and whyโฆ
Should look like that
cant wait for my grand children to play update 7
Why is my camera like stuck in first person
Gotta unlock the camera
How
try to zoom out or log
at least youre in
Hold Alt and press F4
servers up yet?
duded
admins ate them
Took me ages to get in not likely
nice
๐
Is scroll wheel not working?
Mine doesnโt work
Rip
Should I change that key
If you can i guess
leaving au3, enjoy the spot
got in, dc'd
Lmao
oof
waiting in the enternal que server full loop
Dont worry you wont be getting back in for a good while
fix the au servers simpletons
true
even if you get past the que it boots you
ik
i finally get in and my camera is kukd
dont make me go na
yeah
Dont do it, this is how it begins
Soon all au players will be on na
any streamers playing au
shit's jank yo
for a while i thought u mighta wanted to die
but eventually i was starving so i came back to see if you were still stuck lmao
50k people were watching this guy stream earlier
i can stream the server queue
lmao
I did want to die, but for some reason I kept healing so I figured it was worth trying anyway
I think I eventually grew enough that I could wiggle my way out
xD
any stegos around
go swimming in the cut, plenty in the water there
haven't seen any since last night
i dont want to but also i want to play the game
seen heaps of stegos all day
huh
Understandable but dont get sucked into the na servers once the au ones come back
any epic battles
I still get lost all the time in game, so I am a bit dumb
nah totally just unable to connect sucks
new beginnings is empty
Yeah thats fair
i dontated ten bucks to that server back in the day
I tried, but can't get out. It just wedges me in
yeah, I was stuck just before. Not much you can do atm it seems
Hey guys the ping might be high 170
Come join The zoo-No rules
It's making me jiggle around
nvm the ping is 108 thats allgood
gotta wait till you grow out or starve, keep screaming someone might pity kill you
what happened to AU1 & 2??? Rip
i founda stuck cera earlier behind spinewall, went to mercy kill it and it tried to murder me back lmao left it there to starve
yeah im playing unofficial plus 120 players max thats cool
Looks like I'm gonna starve to death lol
Rip
idk ๐
one century later we might have AU servers
seems like a lot of server are missing ahah
i got into au 3
are you dead too?
theres only 60 players in here
Does anyone know when the server restarts AEST time wise?
I understand they changed it to 12 hourly
restarted at like 6pm queensland
Ah hek so the other servers missing have just died? I also notice a QA server up maybe testing server related issues?
no theyve been gone for hours, at least 4 i think
AH nvm then
i have gotten myself stuck on AU-3
AU 1 up???
nope
Yeah we need Aus servers but killing time in unofficial server surprise people would wait LOL
in a rock? @warped lodge
tf they dont have 1 and 2 up
Server restart times should be in pins
yes
Any good unofficial servers in au?
Although pretty sure it restarted a bit later than 5:14
this server not bad
sucks to be stuck out of the server guys, on another note im 3.7 tonnes now
The zoo no rules 78 plyers/ 110 ping not bad
wow is the zoo still around lol free grow
yea h i play on that too free grow haha
ive been sitting here all day growing a stego
Because this AUS Server always full everyday even when I wake up at 10am LMAO
haha
Where au 1
most useless devs in the history of devs
I get in, can only choose 4 dinos to live as, thwen it disconnects me after being in for 30 seconds, with 400 people trying to play in asu, get a grip
nah there are defo worse
chill m8
not even close, the game has had these same issues for 2 years plus
FDev are worse
Yeah why cant they open another server for the over stack crowed they use to do au5 aswell
OG's know that the au servers origianlly died due to them not banning cheaters, now the servers are still horrible after all these years, its sad
there was 3 au servers this morning, now 1.. at peak hour on a friday night, its a joke
hmm
play somethin else
beta bro, kalm
Beta? after 3 years lol
beta or not, the idea is to fix issues iun betas
It is thats why its funny haha
have you tried filing a complaint in any of the feedback channels?
happy to take peoples money and not improve the simple things with the game.. the server ques dont even work.. the easiest things have been broken for years, maybe fix those instead of changing the map and building a new one when the one we had was fine
yes, gets old after years
The queue was working fine for me.
The map.. they changed to evrima cuz the old version was constantly bugged no?
\as i said, cheaters ruined au servers 2 years or more ago and we had to play na, we had video proof of multiple things and talked to devs, still the cheaters stayed and au died, its like talking to my chair
and never changing isn't very healthy. i think evrima has been great for isle
it's refreshing
hey psst help a brother out, what age does teno have to be to tail slam an adult cera
Oh yeah I have heard about cheaters being able to run without stamina that one was BS
go do a science @zeplix
And that was when it was Carno Apex
let me know how it goes lmao
I'd say Full would be safe assumption XD but I wouldn't know, tenos are like extinct in all of my gameplay
that was the least of the worries hahaha, we had videos of them as adult crocs out stamming and running us as raptors when south pond was a thing.. only way anyone use to have fun was when my mates and i could kill them.. thats if they didnt insta grow something else and then come kill you again
oh boy hahahah
im a pretty calm person, but this game could be a top 5 game in the world, but the devs ruin it with their ignorance, its sad.. the amount of people that love this game but stop playing because of it is crazy, theyre losing there player base and losing money because of it
it's a pretty casual game to be fair
does one have the stats to show? and you don't seem calm at all my G
you gu7ys defending it is what makes it even worse. its not hard to fix the servers and respond to the main issues that people complain about every day.
well, why wouldn't I defend the game that I enjoy?
man the buzzkill, goodnight guys im outty
:( im gonna bring the tenos back just u watch
im not calm currently cause ive been trying to play for 40 minutes cause they cant have more then one au server.. then i get in the it disconnects me and only has 4 dinos to spawn as, its dumb
Hes right thou there quite a bit of issues ive put a review in explaining what they are but I still give it a good review though
I mean yea there are issues
yeah its tough life lol
and idk if it would be easy or hard to solve the problem
i dont have a problem with issues, thats the idea of a beta.. its the issues that last years and years, its silly
Since I know nothing abt game development, but since it's so simple why not you take the wheel and fix it? Ever considered signing up?
its easy, of all issues, thats easy
nice my server currently has 102 and we can have 120 this is cool
Cuz I admit, I know nothing. But if I can get some enlightenment I'd gladly accept it
pffffft they don't let anyone in! the dev team remains small because thats how they want it. it could be huge with the money they've made. but they are happy with making money and not implementing a good product
ehh can't rly say it isn't a good product when it's reviews are mostly positive
oh and this is interesting, do games normally have small dev teams?
@keen solar good luck, they wont respond, pray a croc helps you out or someone tries to pounce you out
U can ping a official server admin and hope they come to rescue, they helped me once(but it took 20mins..)
@zinc locust I am stuck in a tree upon spawn, can i get some help?
fr
does that work?
that's an oof
yeha
There has been people pinging admin for hours. It doesn't work when they have server on mute
Keep doing calls
yea I know
1 call
but doesn't hurt to try
i have been
I've done that before, and guess what? I got 3 others stuck with me XD
really LMAO y?