offtopic-discussion

[rough hollow]

morbius?

[prime crow]

prehistoric kingdom trello for those interested https://trello.com/b/JAp8HMuy/prehistoric-kingdom-public-roadmap

[burnt mulch]

Average Utah player slandering other players until someone utters the word “docktah”

[molten portal]

I have the best gaming chair.

[honest dune]

It looks so minuscule

I love it

[grizzled crescent]

Elementary school chair vibes

[rough hollow]

Is that the new chair they made instead of releasing cerato? I love it

[barren bear]

wow

[lusty scaffold]

imposter sussy amogus

[rough hollow]

best film ever

[smoky mauve]

Who else is hoping to see magy in prehistoric planet since they are showing the hatzeg islands

[grizzled crescent]

Isn’t that the grey sauropod that’s on the beach, giving eachother a neck embrace?

[smoky mauve]

Looked a bit large to be magy but maybe

[rough hollow]

it may be Paludititan, or just not a hatzeg sauropod (instead being Ampelosaurus, perhaps)

[prime crow]

prehistoric kingdom released in less than a hour

https://tenor.com/view/yes-excited-happy-gif-16394642

[prime crow]

its here dummies prehistoric kingdom early access it out aaaaaaaa!

[rough hollow]

uuuuuh meanwhile I have been working on random crap for an assignment

maybe putting too much effort into short story fiction

[soft lily]

not too much effort if you enjoy it

[rough hollow]

crap from 180 million years in the future i guess

• frog
• last mammal (sentenced to crocodilian niche)
• "flowering" ferns (evolved because angiosperms went extinct lololololol)

im thinking of making terrestrial echinoderms, although that may be far fetched

[prime crow]

at long last

[frozen flare]

aeugh, still dunno if I should wait or just get it now.

it looks amazing

[prime crow]

If ur skeptical then I'd suggest waiting a little. But I'm like too excited to wait I've been needing a good dino park builder for years

Oh my god Nigel Marvin narrates the tutorials

[frozen flare]

fk it I'll get it

I mean I was planning to anyways, why wait when im eventually gonna get it. Well sales but idc

[prime crow]

Too hard for me to wait on sales with something like this

[prime crow]

kaiju attack

[rough hollow]

are u okay

wait is pk out or?

[rose crow]

It is

🙂 👍

[prime crow]

yes it is

[rough hollow]

for everyone?

[prime crow]

yes

now there are three of them

[rough hollow]

since when?

[prime crow]

today at 1pm est

[rose crow]

Köp prehistoric kingdom, do it now.

[prime crow]

its only 30 bucks

[rough hollow]

Wanna see what's wrong with Jurassic World?

https://twitter.com/asher_elbein/status/1519337334214471682/photo/1

Asher Elbein (@asher_elbein)

The problem with Jurassic World is that its dinosaurs--being essentially exercises in nostalgic IP--have gotten significantly and noticeably worse over time, especially when compared to the original franchise.

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Twitter · Apr 27, 2022, 3:27 PM

There, now suffer I guess

[prime crow]

oh i know trust me xander i know

low key i have lost all hope

[rough hollow]

Pyro is the most screwed yet
https://twitter.com/EDGEinthewild/status/1518767121412411393?t=zN5AiO005rs2S4sjzoDLow&s=19

E.D.G.E. (@EDGEinthewild)

I made a preliminary pyroraptor skull and boi is it MESSED UP

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Twitter · Apr 26, 2022, 1:41 AM

[prime crow]

(keep in mind my settings are low)

[prime crow]

have u seen the ||diving pyroraptor||

[rough hollow]

Literally has the head of a snake or something

[rose crow]

Why does it look... sad

[rough hollow]

Yes. It's very random to say the least

I find it kinda amusing

[prime crow]

cheirus has a natural frown 😔

[rose crow]

I always think that pyroraptor is photoshopped

[prime crow]

they got him nekkid too

[rough hollow]

Pulls off a Monster Hunter move lmao

[dense field]

does anyone here rocking a GTX 2000 series ?
im making a comparison and also liked to know how much did you pay for your computer as a whole
thanks :3

[prime crow]

look at this rex 😩

[rose crow]

😳

[prime crow]

sorry my computer know how is very limited

[prime crow]

its got 3 no feathers and 1 feather alt its so good

one of them has a waddle

[rose crow]

I have seen them all

[rose crow]

T*rbosaurus

[prime crow]

oh shit

i didnt realize it change genus

*changed

thats so cool!

[rose crow]

Allo will likely do the same thing with Saurophaganax which is cool too.

[prime crow]

thats a great way to handle simiular genus stuff

take a look at this acro ugh

[rose crow]

Why are they all so... small?

compared to the human that is

That guy doesn't really look as big as an acro... or is it a tall guy?

Or am I being confused?

[prime crow]

let me see

the height looks different cause of the animations head bob

so it might be that

look at this scales on this guy

[sand cargo]

I love the look of the acro

[rose crow]

Let's say this guy is 175 centimeters, that would make 2 meters about 387 pixels.

[prime crow]

spikey styrac my beloved

[prime crow]

i dont know what this means i am sorry

[rose crow]

hmmm

[sand cargo]

Is this prehistoric kingdom

[prime crow]

yes

just came out today

[sand cargo]

I was thinking about buying it

[prime crow]

i like it so far, i think it need performance work cause my settings are low and i only get like 30 fps max

im noticing a theme with unity games

[rose crow]

that makes the Acrocanthosaurus 518 pixels tall at the top of the neural spines above the hip, which would be 2.67 meters, 53 centimeters shorter than the real life animal.

[prime crow]

wooly boy

[prime crow]

im not super sure, i know they are trying to do their best with accuracy, so maybe its based on a different paper or like a average or the species rather than the largest individual

this is so cool look at this guy

[rose crow]

Hmmm

Looks more accurate

[prime crow]

it might be worth going into the discord and asking them yourself about it

[rose crow]

Yeah, was just about to do so

Alright

animals have a 20% size variation

and they don't base their first thing on the largest specimen it seems (good thing)

[prime crow]

nice nice!

i forgot about the size variation thing

its interesting seeing how different game genres approach the same creatures

like what u can do with these animals when balancing them combat wise isnt a thing

[rose crow]

flam

flam

[prime crow]

?

[rose crow]

could you show all rexes (except tarbo) from the front in that screen?

[prime crow]

to clarify when u say from u mean from the cursed dinosaur cmaera angle right?

[rose crow]

Yes, but it is to calculate the thickness

[prime crow]

sure do u want male and female too

[rose crow]

Are they different in thickness?

[prime crow]

let me look

ah nvm they are all equally thick

give me a second to get these guys positioned

it seems like they are all the same species

[rose crow]

Ohhh, they do sorta have it

[prime crow]

keep in mind their walk cycle has a wobble

i wanna compare the trabo real quick

looks a little thinner i think

this is so cool

have u seen the road map dalt?

[plush jacinth]

show the road map

[prime crow]

hold on computer is being slow

[rose crow]

I call it: the blur

[prime crow]

https://trello.com/b/JAp8HMuy/prehistoric-kingdom-public-roadmap

[prime crow]

he must have a sugar low cause he is vibrating

[rose crow]

Anyways, leather guy seems to be slightly thicker than molten

[prime crow]

whoops did it ping u again

[prime crow]

interesting detail

[rose crow]

the robust - slim morph thing

that is actually hella interesting

[plush jacinth]

i like the diffrent sizes

[prime crow]

yeah its cool

[plush jacinth]

makes habitats look nicer

[prime crow]

cama has 3 different sizes i didnt check argent

[plush jacinth]

cause in plaent zoo everyone just kinda looks the same

[rose crow]

Hmmm

[prime crow]

each skin has different habitat pref too,

those are two different boys

[native talon]

That seems a bit annoying

[rose crow]

Yes, brachi and argent

[frozen flare]

oh so nice!

[rose crow]

Wait wait flam flam please show para size

[prime crow]

no its actually really good for creating habitat varienty

[prime crow]

on it, it also has a genus more charno

[rose crow]

I wanna know if they went for godmode para or weak para

P. cyrtocristatus size

[rose crow]

Bruh

[frozen flare]

Im pretty sure PK will add as things change? no idea

[prime crow]

let me see if the females are different

[burnt mulch]

[prime crow]

yeah, oh also in sandbox u dont gotta worry about habitat pref

the females have a bit of a size diff

ill post them

[plush jacinth]

WOO LETS GOO

[native talon]

Prehistoric Kingdom is only in early access, right?

[prime crow]

yeah legit just got out of beta

[native talon]

Ok

[prime crow]

cama diff

[prime crow]

here is trello if needed #offtopic-discussion message

[frozen flare]

supremus chad

[rose crow]

PK didn't have the balls to go for accurate size

[prime crow]

not sure what their methods are for it but its something they could always change in the future

a part of their goal with the game is to have some educational value to it

the styrac with the spikes is so fucking cool

[smoky mauve]

isnt accurate size like 3-12 tons

[prime crow]

kitty

[smoky mauve]

is pk worth getting?

[prime crow]

i hope they add like reptile like mammals and stucch too

[prime crow]

i'd say so its only 30 dollars and it has way more to it then jwe2 and its not even finished

and it has a solid road map

and nigel marvin

[frozen flare]

wait half or a year if u want more to do, what u see in trailer and in steam is basically what u can do now.

Which is still a lot. If ur a huge fan buy it.

[prime crow]

honestly the building alone is so nice

jwe2 is so retricted now i can actually make great exhibits

[frozen flare]

• ur money will support the game development, so theres always that.

[prime crow]

cant wait to pair that third one with cheirus, since is likes wet land

like the third one feels awesomebro but its like, good

[frozen flare]

There will be some workshop of where u can upload finished buildings incase u dont want to build ur own. Theres a dev streaming on the steam store page.

[prime crow]

i think they wanna allow modding too

[frozen flare]

oh are their biomes description accurate?

[prime crow]

i dont know a whole lot about dino biomes but if u look in the corner each tree is a different one

like the last taco likes wetland and coastal

[frozen flare]

Do they want u to create a accurate biome of what they would've lived in real life or nah?

[prime crow]

so long as its good for the dino its fine

[frozen flare]

obs not 100% accurate but someting reminding of it

[prime crow]

but i do think u get extra points for recreating accurate biome but idk to what degree

its like the guests like it more, same with pairings

[native talon]

The biomes may be accurate, I just looked it up Taco lived in "areas around great lakes"

[frozen flare]

also forest so it does seem pretty realistic

[rose crow]

Do they have those tree-thingies which were common during the jurassic?

[prime crow]

tree thingies?

[rose crow]

the uhhh... uhh

they are in walking with dinosaurs

in the morrison segment

These thingies

whatever they be called

[prime crow]

im not sure i havnt looked at all the biomes yet

but i do know they have plans for more plants and biomes

[frozen flare]

it would be cool with prehistoric plants are those in? o.o

[prime crow]

plaeo botany is on the list

[frozen flare]

nice nice

[prime crow]

they have been hinting at spinosaurus for a while and people think its coming in the update that adds swimming

[rose crow]

Araucarias they are called

[native talon]

Would make sense

[prime crow]

https://trello.com/b/JAp8HMuy/prehistoric-kingdom-public-roadmap

[prime crow]

i can check i just gotta start the game up again

[rose crow]

Very dope trees

[prime crow]

EA 1.1 animal locamotion

[prime crow]

if they arnt in then i'd bet paleo botany would add them

[frozen flare]

https://tenor.com/view/awooo-howling-howl-looking-for-help-corgi-gif-14133316

[native talon]

Do we know where they are with adding marine and flying reptiles? They definitely aren't coming soon, but they aren't on the road map so idk

[prime crow]

i have no idea ive seen people ask but i havnt been in the pk discord long enough to sniff a anserw

[frozen flare]

aye marines have always been one of my fav parts of zoo games lol

[rose crow]

don't think they have flyers confirmed

[prime crow]

im willing the bet that if things goes as planned we will see them eventually

but i think they'd be a good paid dlc down the line

[frozen flare]

yeah

[native talon]

I know there is concept at least, so they at least planned it

[prime crow]

jp time

[rose crow]

This is the most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen in a video game?

[native talon]

Too cute

[prime crow]

baby

[rose crow]

Oh, they have these

[frozen flare]

https://tenor.com/view/spanky-throwing-money-cash-money-our-gang-little-rascals-gif-17781337

[prime crow]

thats like old, really old

[native talon]

Yes, I do believe there was also one with ptera as well

[prime crow]

but i could see it happening eventually

oh i bet they could add some flying reptiles as smalls like the microraptor is

[rose crow]

There is this too.

[prime crow]

they do wanna add more smalls

so i guess its something they are planning

[frozen flare]

The most important questions. Can the animals escape if u allow them and eat humans? lmao

[native talon]

Monkey-dactyl

[rose crow]

Old kickstarter had dimorphodon as a reptile 💀

and why are dinosaurs not reptiles but pterosaurs are?

[native talon]

Something to do with evolution and game convenience probably

[frozen flare]

https://twitter.com/prehistorick/status/943129972905992192 theres also this from 2017

Prehistoric Kingdom (@PrehistoricK)

We've just made a short post explaining the game on Imgur and we'd appreciate any support! https://t.co/G3iyUZNs8R
Likewise, we'd like to remind everyone that we are also running a Thunderclap campaign which will help us out a lot if it's successful. https://t.co/A4uVpmzAoW

Twitter · Dec 19, 2017, 2:44 PM

so heres hoping things go well hehe

marines are nice to handle in zoos

[solemn spoke]

Elasmosaurus

[prime crow]

right now biomes are, left to right, top to bottom, scub land, wetland, tropical, boreal, coastal (red woods looks like), temperate

im gonna look at all the trees but there are alot of them

cause u can select wich tree to inclue in the brush

or just do one by one

[frozen flare]

Its early access so I think it already looks good, im sure they are as eager to improve things as years go on.

[prime crow]

boreal

[prime crow]

also keep in mind me settings are on low

[smoky mauve]

but there is so much creative freedom right? far more than jwe2

[frozen flare]

Yeah ik lmao, I have a potato pc so im used to it

Game tells me the minimum specs
Me: dosen't have minimum spec
Buys anyways

[frozen flare]

yeah and its more accurate lmao

[rose crow]

Aren't they gonna do a whole ass complex system with water levels and diving for animals like spinosaurus?

when they get around to adding em

[prime crow]

i think thats what the movement update is for yeah

[rose crow]

That shit is gonna be sick as hell if they pull it of

Also, unlike JWE2 or even JWE1 these guys actually update their models once they become inaccurate which is hella impressive

[smoky mauve]

That moment when a AAA company can't pull off what the people doing a passion project did

[prime crow]

yeah i dont think their are paleo botany things yet dalt

[prime crow]

wow that is

i wonder how long they will keep that up cause i feel like they are gonna have hundreds up species

[smoky mauve]

The jw models aren't even accurate in the first place

[frozen flare]

heart made of gold

[prime crow]

jw dinos 🤢

[rose crow]

The closest they come is Suchomimus

This thing unironically slaps

but it has small ass arms for a sucho

[prime crow]

no longer will i be pleased with the half attemps from the genre

[smoky mauve]

I think you mean velo

[prime crow]

oh hey they do have a mini aviary rework on the back log

[frozen flare]

JW is its own universe, its literally messed up DNA creatures merged with what little original dna they had from what they found. Also more monster universe.
Pk is more of a real world realistic take of the dinosaur genre.

[rose crow]

This guy still slaps hard (not with those puny arms though)

[smoky mauve]

They have to be to reuse the animations over and over again

[rose crow]

Very yucky

[smoky mauve]

Everything has unique animations in pk right?

[rose crow]

JW designs vs slightly revamped JW design

[prime crow]

not sure ive havnt noticed reuse but i literally just got the game

[frozen flare]

I mean I dunno many games that dont reuse their anims on animals that look the same like t.rex or tarbo could save time using some same animations.

[smoky mauve]

Frontier is actually pathetic

[prime crow]

with the pyro raptor thing from yesterday and just the sheer contrast in quality in pk im just ready to drop this franchise

[frozen flare]

Thankfully most ppl dont look so close on details and will hopefully see the entire thing and not notice lmao

[rose crow]

Hey guys, you know that cool animal known for it having a giant claw, powerful arms but a slim and weak skull?

[frozen flare]

yeap thats JW for you

[solemn spoke]

Cool design bad bary

[smoky mauve]

We are getting ok and prehistoric planet nobody needs jp/jw any more

[prime crow]

cant wait to see them give deinocheirus t rex arms and become fodder

[frozen flare]

Also why a lot still prefer JP over JW

[rose crow]

as a random speculative design, that "baryonyx" is cool... but it does not look like a spinosaur at all

"what if we slapped a croc face on the bary and made it fat"

[frozen flare]

At this point JW universe make their dinos more monster-like cause of the messed up dna they mix with. It has never been 100% real dinosaurs.

[prime crow]

tbh i think more accurate dinos can be just as cool if not cooler, like they dont need to act accurate, they can still do movie stuff

im just tired of these piss poors recreations

[lusty scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/deez-nuts-wheel-of-fortune-gif-15264920

[prime crow]

a part of what made the first JP so good is they put effort into accuracy, they changed what the public thought dinos were

[smoky mauve]

People say "oh but JP has always been inaccurate". That's not true, every dino from the original is quite accurate for it's time except velo, though that dino is accurate to a different dromeosaur

[prime crow]

exactly

[frozen flare]

Its nice seeing more ppl actually want the real thing nowdays with how improved skeletons and udnerstanding of dinosaurs have become, also the upcoming doc is so well done and will hopefully spark a new chapter.

[prime crow]

its just bad dinosaur apologia

[rose crow]

But at the same time it goes for the message "These are just animals, we have to let them live as such 😊 🥰 "

And then they are mass murdering machines that actively seek out humans to kill. Kinda counter productive to go for that message in a series about mass murdering monsters.

[smoky mauve]

They just thought velociraptor was a cooler name

[frozen flare]

JW going against its own rules lmao

[prime crow]

right and they could of easily made JW with utahraptors, like they could of revolutionized the whole franchise but they wanted nostalgia bucks

[rose crow]

JW 1 was almost good in that first regard tbh

Until the pterosaur scene

So far the only animal that had been acting like a monster was the monster they created

noone dies to anything but the indominus prior to that scene

[prime crow]

even in the game its a cheap nostalgia grab, i could play jwe1 JP call back cause it was just so pandering, it was honestly insulting

[rose crow]

but you gotta throw in a random action set piece, because that makes sense

[smoky mauve]

Jw could have actually been a really good movie, the fact that they made a monster to actually be the monster was a good step

[prime crow]

ive lost hope for JW im still hoping JWD will be good at least plot wise

but lord have mercy its hard to hope

[frozen flare]

I now for real view spino in jp3 as a bary mutation with spino dna in it 😹

[prime crow]

right that could of beed super cool

[rose crow]

The pterosaurs, having just been freed from the only place they know to be "home", the only place they have ever been in their life, instead of investigate and explore their new environment they just go on a killing spree at the only place there's humans because why not.

[prime crow]

honestly disapointing

[rose crow]

the fact that the spino from jp3 is a better Baryonyx design than the JW2 Baryonyx design should say it all

[tired quartz]

To be fair, the one time I released my chickens fully onto my backyard they did the same, eating everything they could💀
But I see your point

[rose crow]

Damn, ferocious chickens you got.

[prime crow]

my pigeons would kill me in my sleep if they could im sure of it

[smoky mauve]

Chickens are monsters tbf

[frozen flare]

JWD is still going to be cool cause of how many new dinos they will have. Sure they are nowhere near the real thing except some features they take inspiration from, but for being JW Universe I take it. I would honestly be suprised if they just switched and made them have accurate designs. Its a ''monster'' movie with messed up dna dinos. But its this movie or nothing so I take it.

[rose crow]

Your movie should be able to be good without any awe aspiring CGI or anything.

Plotwise, structurewise and characterwise

[prime crow]

i was hoping that JWD would be them spring boarding into a new chapter for the franchise that really move towards interesting and accurate dinos with a good plot

like i dont think we will ever get the magic of jp again : <

[rose crow]

Like, imagine SW rise of skywalker but with the effects of a new hope, it wouldn't be a good movie at all.

[frozen flare]

Who knows, its about who directs the movie and its concept to movie designs.

[void zinc]

Jurassic World sucks and seems to just be rehashing Park 1/2. We already had dinosaurs roaming around cities and stuff, did they forget?

[smoky mauve]

I have already lost hope for dominion, they made a valid excuse for why the dinos weren't accurate, and they threw it all away within 5 minutes

[void zinc]

Long park scenes showing off their critters? Cool. Had them in 1. Better, even.

[prime crow]

no dont tell the public that or else ull distract them from the shiney new dinos in the snow

[rose crow]

it could have been good, they just sorta had to ruin em.

[smoky mauve]

Now imagine a new hope with rise of Skywalker effects

[prime crow]

legit the excuse for dinos not being accurate was weak like "yeah we tell them the reason but then what we show for the rest of the franchise goes against what we said in 30 seconds"

[void zinc]

Jurassic World is morally and creatively bankrupt; they’re just preying off the impressionable dino kids that go “Oh shit! My dino!”

Look at all of the promotional material for both movies so far. It’s just nostalgia bait. No original ideas or concepts.

[prime crow]

patronizing nostalgia bait with toy cash grabs

[rose crow]

and with action set pieces from the prequels and you got yourself a really nice movie. But even then, it doesn't need action to portray its messages or anything.

(hot take, a new hope isn't THAT good)

[solemn spoke]

Star wars is mid

[void zinc]

“New genetically developed dinosaur!”

Cool. You took a nested idea in the first one and made it the antagonist. Good job, nutsack. That’s Rian levels of writing.

[rose crow]

Fair argument.

[solemn spoke]

btw saoul could you ban me

[frozen flare]

Dw Prehistoric Planet is the real movie just better

[void zinc]

Dragon Kids are winning out with movies when Reign of Fire was released. Dinosaurs are falling far behind.

[void zinc]

I can. Would it stop you from rejoining 30 times a day?

[solemn spoke]

yeah

[void zinc]

What did you do to be banned?

[prime crow]

like, "oh we changed the dinos to make them more interesting to the publics" then: -proceeds to file off any interesting feature of any dinosaur- "look its so much cooler now"

[solemn spoke]

nothing i just want to be

[smoky mauve]

I want prehistoric planet to do really well so we get a bunch of spinoffs and specials like wwd. Give me a revamped ballad of big al

[solemn spoke]

lemme do something first

[void zinc]

Nah. Ban yourself, weirdo.

[solemn spoke]

😕

[prime crow]

zod add my sticker >: ( (please)

[void zinc]

I’m at work. No.

[frozen flare]

Isn't quetz their most ''realistic'' creature in the movie? uh except for that size and plane scene lmao

[void zinc]

Also your sticker smelly.

[prime crow]

this would be the perfect occasion for my sticker

[rough hollow]

I hate isle mods

[void zinc]

Good.

[rough hollow]

Hi

[void zinc]

Why isn’t that hashtag spreading, Rick.

Sort it out. Cancel me. :(

[prime crow]

ill make a call out doc

[rough hollow]

Because I never answer, but there were multiple people asking why I want to cancel you

[full patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hide-anime-peek-anime-lurk-momokuri-yuki-kurihara-gif-16898916

[void zinc]

Make the tears and stuff blue or people are gonna be perverts.

[prime crow]

ew weeb

[smoky mauve]

Because I'm too busy using #fuckcancer

[full patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-anime-reverse-card-love-live-menacing-gif-17955977

[prime crow]

oh god you are right

[prime crow]

dont call me out

[rough hollow]

Criniti do the saoul hashtag

[rose crow]

Yo is that a fucking pootoo bird or whatever they be called

[burnt mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshikage-kira-evil-smile-creepy-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-gif-16850755

[void zinc]

Mod team should stay FuckCancer.

[burnt mulch]

The frogmouth

[full patrol]

❌

[frozen flare]

oh my goood

[rough hollow]

Also do u guys think i will survive this

[burnt mulch]

No

🫡

[full patrol]

It was nice knowing you Ryk

🪦

[smoky mauve]

Dunno what that is but you're pretty weak so probs not

[rose crow]

My vision is a little blurry because late and I can't tell if that is a toe or a finger.

[rough hollow]

Fi ger

[full patrol]

also treat your nails better, it's like non existant on that finger

[surreal nacelle]

Oh right. I was banned.

[smoky mauve]

Both

[void zinc]

Also stop biting your nails, ya pickle.

[solemn spoke]

welp

[rough hollow]

Its a really bad ans unconsuxious habbit

[smoky mauve]

Krow has the best pfp in the server

[full patrol]

put on clear nailpolish, or colored if it fancies you

[rose crow]

bite your bones instead to build up damage immunity, then fight a hyena

[solemn spoke]

why is this so hard sadge

[burnt mulch]

Poison himself

[solemn spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-poison-gif-10538839

[void zinc]

Do what I do. If the nail is bothering it, just tear it off.

[rough hollow]

Interesting chain lf logic

[void zinc]

Nails grow back. You’ll be fine.

[rose crow]

Tear of all your digits to never grow a nail again.

[full patrol]

well, not if you damage your nail bed

[rough hollow]

I also did that and thats why my finger is inflamed

[smoky mauve]

I was a dumbass child and I ate a piece of plastic once, and my grandma told me that it's poison and I was scared for like 2 months that I was going to die from poison

[prime crow]

there we go i adjusted the size too

[burnt mulch]

You’re fine I swallowed a battery when I was four.

[prime crow]

new bot

[full patrol]

it's possible that you chewed your nails so short that it started becoming ingrown and causing irritation where it rubs against the skin

[burnt mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/glep-smiling-friends-hes-so-scrimblo-scrimblo-dance-gif-24134433

[thorn crest]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-nozumi-uno-jojo-card-gif-21302313

[full patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/donate-anime-but-thats-illegal-what-if-jail-finds-out-gif-17851299

[burnt mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-batman-face-nut-angry-gif-25106740

[smoky mauve]

Gif spam you're all banned

[full patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/diplein-humor-smile-funny-risa-gif-17759956

[prime crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-endless-halo-infinite-anomalocaris-cambrian-the-harbinger-gif-24828977

[burnt mulch]

World’s first super predator ends up on my grill

[rough hollow]

get J’d

@solemn spoke

[burnt mulch]

Noooooo

https://tenor.com/view/tony-tony-chopper-chopper-crying-agony-gif-25439477

[soft nacelle]

^

[tepid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-salute-gif-24255323

so this is how it happens

i salute fulgore and for the first time in 2 years that ive been here i get my first embed fail

[lean vale]

Anybobdy know if prehistoric kingdom is worth getting anyone?

[prime crow]

yes

get it

[queen isle]

does anyone know any good discord servers that plays on official and is active in vc and all?

[rose crow]

don't exist, the isle players are nonexistant. It is all an illusion. Noone plays on official.

[barren bear]

^

[queen isle]

no one seems to play on unoffical either lmao. I was going through the server list and is doesnt seem like there is anyone on

[tepid jay]

yea everyoje is on officials

or on the zoo

[rose crow]

Everything is a front, there are no people, everyone are paid actors.

[queen isle]

how many people usually play on the zoo honestly dont think i have ever come across it before

[tepid jay]

most ive seen was like 93

[lean vale]

Its almost always full, but its also easy to get in, they do grows each 2 hours

[queen isle]

i might check it out then sometime

[cosmic temple]

Do you have to ask for grow or does it do it automatically?

[burnt mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/personabey-dinosaur-meteor-gif-24507561

DAMN‼️

[grizzled crescent]

Mf got smited💀

[lean vale]

Every 2 hours at an odd or even hour, depends what your time zone is, but they have admins that are on that go through the whole list of people in the game and try to grow everybody

[gentle oriole]

I give upon thee all gift of kitten

[lean vale]

AAAAA KITTIES

[gentle oriole]

The dog is my grandma's old lady dog

She likes the kittens

[lofty blade]

[gentle oriole]

I even got one of them made into an emote on a different server

[cosmic temple]

Oh nice. Thanks

[burnt mulch]

Mf got folded 💀

[rugged elm]

nah rex fans are body builders who only skip arm day

[rough hollow]

My isle tier list based on fun factor

[rough hollow]

send me the tier list maker link please

[surreal nacelle]

@rough hollow There's this really useful website I found one time, it basically can find an answer to anything, or finds anything.
Check out google.com, it's pretty awesome.

[sand cargo]

Google? Never heard of it.

[tired quartz]

Sounds like a scam tbh

[rough hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmZR4a8Wq4k

[surreal nacelle]

That's fair tbh.

[rough hollow]

[grizzled crescent]

F

Actually? Just put every animal in both F and S tier. That way the community will be satisfied.

[rough hollow]

[burnt mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

[sand cargo]

Oh, the army of Dryos won

[rough hollow]

Krow is surely a skilled isle player!

[burnt mulch]

humiliation

[prime crow]

@blissful sun https://trello.com/b/JAp8HMuy/prehistoric-kingdom-public-roadmap here is the trello

the devs mentioned to keep in mind that this is early acess release and to think of getting in now as helping with development so u can report bugs (bug report stuff in the game menu) and other stuff

[blissful sun]

hm

[prime crow]

if u arnt comfy then just wait i get it, but its super promising

[blissful sun]

quite some interesting models

[winged ridge]

I'm soooo on the fence about pk
I went all in with pz but I just couldn't stand the building

[prime crow]

they have prefabs so u can just oggle the dinos

[blissful sun]

same.

[prime crow]

they aim to be accurate, its really nice and they are pretty

[winged ridge]

see I LIKE building, it's just so time consuming and frustrating in pz

[prime crow]

its easier than planet zoo for sure

i couldnt even get into planet zoo cause the building was so obtuse

[blissful sun]

exactly

Nothing seems to fit

[winged ridge]

like... zoo tycoon 2? I spent hours upon hours in that shit when I was young, so I was really excited for pz

I'm watching a video on pk building rn..

[blissful sun]

I try to make a wall and then it becomes all weird

[prime crow]

if u guys wanna learn more about the building system u guys can look at lets plays

[winged ridge]

it seems pretty intuitive..

[prime crow]

ive played a little and it is mostly, some stuff is less so but its way easier to get just by clicking around than pz was

pz was like so steep

like pz was set up like an art program

[blissful sun]

yea

[winged ridge]

I don't have enough time in my life to play both the isle and pz

[blissful sun]

youtubers with their 5 hour hippo enclosures

[prime crow]

but yeah if u guys are on the fence just look at some early acess videos (make sure it says early acess and not beta or alpha)

[winged ridge]

OH SHIT U YOU CAN SCALE STUFF?

[prime crow]

yeah u can scale stuff

[winged ridge]

wtf

[prime crow]

and color the rocks any color

[grizzled crescent]

Pidge has been converted

[prime crow]

nigel marvin tells u facts about the dinos too

[blissful sun]

how

[prime crow]

its so nice, i love it

[winged ridge]

OK that scaling option is actually insane

[grizzled crescent]

I sent preachers to her door for 3 years straight.

[prime crow]

i made a kaiju rex statue

[blissful sun]

for austro?

[grizzled crescent]

I meant for prehistoric kingdom. Not EVERYTHING has to be Austro

[winged ridge]

I already like austro, silly goose

[blissful sun]

everything must be troodon

[winged ridge]

oh, well.

[prime crow]

#offtopic-discussion message kaiju statues

my settings are low in the image

[winged ridge]

troodon is a bitch

[blissful sun]

shut

[prime crow]

also idk if troodon will be in

[winged ridge]

[grizzled crescent]

See? Pidge is already very based.

[prime crow]

isnt it a defunct genus now?

[winged ridge]

troodon is a tooth with stick legs and arms

[grizzled crescent]

Galli enjoyer and Austro enjoyer? Truly an intelligent individual.

[prime crow]

i mean even if troodon doesnt get in

modding is planned

[winged ridge]

gotdamn

[prime crow]

dude the roadmap is so robust and even has etas

[grizzled crescent]

I’ll likely get pk just to test it out. I had a bad experience with JWE when I did, but maybe it’ll open my mind up to park builders again…

[prime crow]

jwe is barely a park builder so u might like pk alot more

[grizzled crescent]

If I can make ecosystems with my Dinos, I’ll be happy

[blissful sun]

JWE is one of those games where you can only have enclosures, but then it would look bad

also the fighting is bad

[winged ridge]

jwe is great! ..... IF you mod the hell out of it

[grizzled crescent]

Which I didn’t

[prime crow]

like u can only make a handful of things in that game even with free build and modded terrian tools

it blows tbh

[winged ridge]

I didn't for the longest time but it's night and day

[prime crow]

oh hey additional animations are slotted for may thats exciting

[winged ridge]

pk def blows that shit outta the water tho, ofc

[grizzled crescent]

Well I bought it on my Xbox at the time… don’t think I can mod from there and I won’t be buying a copy for PC anytime soon cause it’s a waste of money

[winged ridge]

fair enough

[blissful sun]

I bought both 1 and 2, but I hate 2 way more than 1.

[prime crow]

its crazy that a triple a studio with a massive franchise backing is getting fucked by a indie dev team of like 15

[grizzled crescent]

This happens more than you think

[prime crow]

oh its speculation that spinosaurus is gonna come to the game with the improved movement system update too

[winged ridge]

MANNN okay FIIINNEE

[prime crow]

3 new species looks like for that one

[grizzled crescent]

Now… I remember from a long time ago I saw a clip of you being able to take control of any animal you’d like. Was that PK or… mesazoica

[prime crow]

i dont know of a feature like that in pk

so ite was likely mesazoica

[winged ridge]

it was mesozoica

[prime crow]

look signs for the june up date https://trello.com/1/cards/6263414121ef134036dad30f/attachments/6263417f5c0df7231ab6f843/previews/626341805c0df7231ab6f86e/download/image.png they are cute

"sauropods have sensitive eyes"

little babies

they got paleobotany for a later update too

im so excited for calamites

are there any animals u guys wanna see i can post screenies for u

[grizzled crescent]

This the entire current roster?

[prime crow]

yeah it just got out of beta so its limited right now

oh wait i dont see the two fliers on there

[grizzled crescent]

Makes sense, still sizeable for a beta tbh

[prime crow]

micro and the one that starts with the a

and trex has a tarbo morph

its cool cause of of the them have other genus's as skins, like para has charno, and stuff

torvo is one of my favorites so far looks so cool

[digital sleet]

borzoi

[burnt mulch]

@rough hollow elden ring

[prime crow]

he sittn!

tarbo and pals

[barren bear]

Hi

[prime crow]

hello not lightclaw

i trust u are not lightclaw

[grizzled crescent]

clearly not, why would he lie?

[prime crow]

i agree no reason to lie, also look at this dude

they got these cool osteoderms

[grizzled crescent]

noice!

[prime crow]

man i cant wait to see how they do other dinos

look how big a acro is compared to a mammoth

[gentle oriole]

Which mammoth is that?

Doesn't look like the big one

[wet delta]

Just use NA chat????

[digital sleet]

says progenitus

[gentle oriole]

The different skins for the mammoth are the same species, but different sizes

For an example, the glacial skin mammoth is tiny compared to the other two

[digital sleet]

ok and??

[full patrol]

Also males are much larger than females

[gentle oriole]

So, the species doesn't matter for mammoth, since it's all the same species.
It's the skin that matters, thus why I'm asking which skin it is

[digital sleet]

my honest reaction

[burnt mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-groovy-server-groovy-npc-smol-groovy-gif-24853010

[prime crow]

i forget what genus but i should mention that when u spawn animals they have a 20% size variation

[finite geode]

Hi

[prime crow]

hello

[analog heron]

oh yeah that mammoth uh i dont remember the genus but they were the last mammoth's to survive on the planet up on some island

oh yeah the wrangel island mammoth

[oblique river]

If you compare how many Skyrims could fit in the US, that'd be about 2.3m Skyrims which tells you just how big the US is and how small Minecraft feels because it isn't like Skyrim

[burnt mulch]

Skyrim

[rough hollow]

What's that?

wait nvm

[barren bear]

hi

[dense field]

ello guys, how much does the prehistoric kingdom cost in usd ?

[native talon]

$30

[dense field]

thank you!

[rough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-isle-the-isle-evrima-beipiaosaurus-the-isle-beipiaosaurus-gif-25133051

[lusty scaffold]

facts

[rough hollow]

What do most meme vid makers use to edit videos?

[digital sleet]

soft confirms megalania can float

[grizzled crescent]

https://youtu.be/k-RY-1UPFgQ

Oh hey new funny trailer dropped

[digital sleet]

thumbnail 💀

Shit looks like camp Cretaceous

[grizzled crescent]

[rough hollow]

It's some fanart iirc

Probably didn't credit it

(classic modern movie studio)

Either way I don't like Jurassic World because the dinosaurs look terrible

[grizzled crescent]

Is this an animal in distress?

[tired quartz]

He flip💀

[rose crow]

PoV: Evrima

[native talon]

Did they downsize the atrociraptor? I thought in the first trailer it looked bigger than Blue

[grizzled crescent]

Honestly I didn’t pay close enough attention to notice

[hard path]

They really called GIGANOTOSAURUS “the biggest carnivore the world has ever seen”

Whales: “am I a joke to you”

[grizzled crescent]

Irrelevant large aquatic mammals

[native talon]

It's kinda ironic if they did, because irl Atroci is bigger than Velo

[hard path]

An Atrociraptor walks into a bar

[native talon]

They did 💀

[grizzled crescent]

You fucker

[hard path]

I mean when have they ever been consistent with sizes?? Did you SEE the Carnotaurus

[grizzled crescent]

Quite the large lad it is

[hard path]

Let’s not forget the dreaded Mosa Growth Spurt

[gray adder]

I only watched first trailer I am smart enough to know never to watch the trailers for a movie after the first one

[delicate idol]

https://youtu.be/k-RY-1UPFgQ

[rough hollow]

FOOT REVEAL?!

[soft nacelle]

Yea put those away

[cosmic temple]

Dem toes wtf

[soft nacelle]

💪 💪 💪 💪

[rough hollow]

Atrociraptor is TINY irl

[native talon]

And velo is smaller, right?

[rough hollow]

They're around the same size

[native talon]

Oh, ok

[rough hollow]

Judging by Saurornitholestes Atrociraptor was far leggier than Velociraptor

[honest dune]

holy shit feet

[grizzled crescent]

Y’all need to stop thirsting over Stan’s feet

[candid prism]

But yes hes a rescue.

[finite geode]

Oh

[finite geode]

How old is he now?

[frozen flare]

Aah I see.

[candid prism]

We think he turned 1 year in February

[finite geode]

Oh so he’s still young

[frozen flare]

maybe do dna test to make sure but he def look like a pure GSD

He still a pup yup

[candid prism]

He can do this.... for some reason

[finite geode]

My cat when I’ve first meet him

[candid prism]

Terror

[finite geode]

You haven’t seen my cat XD

[frozen flare]

Kitten?

[finite geode]

He was probably 4 weeks old back then

[candid prism]

Hes about to fuck someone up

[finite geode]

His mother left him next week because of this

[frozen flare]

I rescued mine too when he was only a few weeks, he was skinny and nervous, idk how he got there, we think he came from the village. Moms can be so weird leaving their kittens behind and be clumsy.

[candid prism]

What's on their tail?

[frozen flare]

poor thing

[finite geode]

She left my cat because of this larvaes

[finite geode]

Fly larvaes

[candid prism]

Hanpter

[finite geode]

Adorable 😍

[winter berry]

[rose crow]

yummy looking

[winter berry]

who put the food plate LMAO

[finite geode]

Don’t you eat hamster!

[rose crow]

I would

[soft lily]

Since we're pet posting

[candid prism]

She may have been worried that it would hurt the other babies.

[finite geode]

Dalt

[finite geode]

Yea probably

[frozen flare]

not sure cats know that lol

[finite geode]

Well she for sure noticed he’s sick

[frozen flare]

Feral cats can go with several ticcs on them and not do a thing.

We where lucky when we found him he had none of that nasty on him

[finite geode]

But if we wouldn’t help him larvaes would eat him alive

[frozen flare]

Yeah thats gross, I dont think we have anything like that here lol

[finite geode]

Luckily skins wasn’t wounded yet

[candid prism]

Tf really? Wtf kinda alien ass bug is that!?

[soft lily]

ROUND

[frozen flare]

fat chonker

[soft lily]

She is gigantic

[finite geode]

Fly larvae. They’d just eat and eat and eat.

[frozen flare]

we got our dog when she already was 4 months so no puppy pics 🥲

at least that small

[rose crow]

Imagine having pets (I wish I had pets)

[rose crow]

Closest thing I have ever had is a rat infestation

[finite geode]

Rescue cat!

[frozen flare]

Do research and buy some

[candid prism]

Ik but I thought they stick to rotting meat not a whole ass kitten

[rose crow]

I would probably eat the pets

[finite geode]

He shit his butt that’s what happened

He ate something he shouldn’t have eaten

[finite geode]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-morphin-gun-shoot-weapon-gif-13537279

[frozen flare]

Anyone have macaws? 👀

[finite geode]

You mean parrot species?

[rose crow]

maybe I should get an andean condor as a pet

https://tenor.com/view/bird-spread-wings-vulture-popsicle-gif-17468316

adorable little fluff babies

[finite geode]

NSFW

[finite geode]

It’d eat you

[candid prism]

Do it they are the purest things ever

[soft lily]

[rose crow]

Not if I ate it first

[finite geode]

Buy this fella just don’t eat him

[rose crow]

YOooo

I have never seen that type of fish before

[hardy phoenix]

Cool bird.

[finite geode]

This is lizard

[rose crow]

?

What?

[finite geode]

Hello

[hardy phoenix]

Hello.

[finite geode]

It’s bearded dragon

Lizard

[tired quartz]

Look at all them floofs

[finite geode]

Ah yes chicken soup is tasty

[frozen flare]

Chicken pretty

[finite geode]

And tasty

[tired quartz]

Chickens are underrated as pets ngl

Sure they’re dumb

[surreal nacelle]

cute

[tired quartz]

Still some make good pets

[candid prism]

The first day we got him. He was tired after literally running laps around the house for 30 minutes

[finite geode]

My grandma had chickens but her dog ate them all

[finite geode]

Hi Krow! ||Happy birthday|| don’t check this unless you wanna be angry 🙂

[surreal nacelle]

[finite geode]

I’m sorry

[north yacht]

admin aboose

[finite geode]

True I was whacked

[ocean bay]

crap

[north yacht]

:O

[finite geode]

Luckily I have my hat

[ocean bay]

I gotta find where my PK screenshots are at

[finite geode]

Check videos folder

[grizzled crescent]

Simply take more

[north yacht]

oh. i forgot i bought it yesterday lol

oh. i also downloaded it

when tf did i do all this

[pale python]

Is it good?

[grizzled crescent]

Spirit of the park builder took over

[north yacht]

idk 0 hours lol

[finite geode]

Mods said yes

But I’d be careful with trusting mods tho

[pale python]

Yes

[grizzled crescent]

Never trust a mod

[finite geode]

Mods are normal users enemies

[pale python]

Discord mod

[north yacht]

dont trust mods. its because of them that im in hypnos basement

[finite geode]

Usually

[marble turret]

Are we sending pets

[grizzled crescent]

They silence me for making funnies

[ocean bay]

😅 I gotta search where to find the screenshots

[finite geode]

I’ll help you my sibling

[grizzled crescent]

No. This is PK hour.

[pale python]

Its a scam guys run away

Virus bomb comin

[finite geode]

Isn’t it videos folder?

[inner bronze]

pretty good, more or less a planet zoo X JWE hybrid.
still pretty early in development but it's great.

[north yacht]

just stream it in different vc so you dont have to look for screenshots

[marble turret]

Nope enjoy almond butter chicken nugget

[finite geode]

Super cute cat!

[north yacht]

you have more hair than your cat

[marble turret]

Yes yes I do c:

[north yacht]

✂️ time to cut it

[ocean bay]

no it's supposed to be somewhere in the steam section

[marble turret]

He is such a baby

[ocean bay]

I found i9t

[ocean bay]

it

[finite geode]

Oh it’s steamapps folder I think

[ocean bay]

time to give detail

[finite geode]

Looks better than JWE

[marble turret]

Oh enjoy my snek who is phat boi I took a pic of him eating

[ocean bay]

ikr

SNEK

BOOTIFUL

[finite geode]

Map is kinda big isn’t it? That’s great

[north yacht]

bootifuk

[marble turret]

I used to say bootifuk actually xD

Look at the lil heart on his side x3

[finite geode]

GOD I FUCKING LOVE SNAKES 🙂

[marble turret]

The Mickey Mouse as someone has called it

[grizzled crescent]

Yooooooooo! Isle when?!

[marble turret]

But that’s my lovely baby Zeus

[finite geode]

I wish i had snake

[finite geode]

Why you named him like that? Is here any story?

[pale python]

Show some accurate dinosaurs plz. Also are all dinosaurs available just like so or we need grind

[marble turret]

No bitches?

[finite geode]

Infinity was to lazy to post ss and ran away

[pale python]

Oh :(

[marble turret]

He son he best boi

[grizzled crescent]

You have doxxed yourself. I will be arriving to your location shortly at steal the snake.

[finite geode]

Oh

[marble turret]

Look at his face how could he ever be scary has a literal :3 face

[honest dune]

I recognize that ceiling fan
I'm on my way

[marble turret]

Pff xD

You’ll never take me dead!?

[grizzled crescent]

If you get there before me, mind grabbing my keys? I forgot them there.

[finite geode]

One day he will strangle you

[honest dune]

sure

[marble turret]

Very unlikely for a 4 ft long

[grizzled crescent]

Thanks, they’re in the west-facing wall.

[marble turret]

I did hold a female carpet python though

[finite geode]

But does he like you?

[marble turret]

Snakes don’t have that mindset

[finite geode]

Are you sure?

[marble turret]

Snakes don’t purposely strangle people it’s just ones that are too big that someone decided to hold alone without the help to pull it off it is too tight around the neck

[grizzled crescent]

I think your snake is just waiting for the right moment to strangle you.

[marble turret]

Holding a snake is like holding a looong weight because they consist of muscle

If you for say are holding a 14 foot long snake alone yeah there’s a possibility if you let it near your neck you might not be able to get it off in time

[finite geode]

🪦

[marble turret]

Because they are hella strong

[grizzled crescent]

No because it wants to eat you

[marble turret]

They would bite you and than coil you also you can tell snakes are hungry it’s not too hard

[finite geode]

It’s hungry

[marble turret]

A food motivated snake will constantly jerk its head towards any moment it sees, breath so heavily that you can practically see the body lower and fall, and it will constantly be flicking out its tongue where usually there is a pause between normal flicking

[grizzled crescent]

Yeah it definitely wants to eat you

[marble turret]

Meh I’ve only been bitten twice my whole life once when I was younger and inexperienced with feeding and once on purpose because the snake could of bitten the glass and severely hurt himself

And I’ve had them a good portion of my life

From like 2009 to 2022

[tired quartz]

Please help (he’s bloodthirsty)

[finite geode]

Ok I’m sending help

[prime crow]

woah nice

[smoky mauve]

[prime crow]

i wish that were me

why would u like scooter thrutwo large predators anyway

[honest dune]

vo

[prime crow]

like wtf

dont

[honest dune]

don't wanna get muted

[prime crow]

i regret what i have said

[blazing wagon]

Say it coward

[prime crow]

is that fucking gilbert

[blazing wagon]

Who are you

[prime crow]

the one the only gilbert

[blazing wagon]

🗿

[prime crow]

i am flam

"large_flamingo"

[honest dune]

holy fucking shit

[blazing wagon]

No you’re horsetail 🤨

[honest dune]

gilbert

[prime crow]

an astute observation

[rough hollow]

release deino

[honest dune]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-icecream-lick-gif-21823512

[blazing wagon]

YOOO HE GOT THE ICE CREME

[grizzled crescent]

Favourite flavour?

[prime crow]

coffee icecream is the best

[blazing wagon]

Fuck it new pfp

[smoky mauve]

"biggest carnivore the world has ever seen" my fucking ass, bro you literally have a mosasaur in your movie that is 30x the size of that giga, stop the bullshit universal. my god this movie is gonna be shit

[blazing wagon]

Amazing

[rough hollow]

this is so ironic i so ironic

[prime crow]

https://tenor.com/view/primal-frown-angry-sad-chzqueef-gif-17811685

im gonna watch this movie anyway but im not looking foward to it

[smoky mauve]

same, im only gonna watch it for this bad boy

[prime crow]

cant wait to obvious and insulting pandering along side shit story, cg, and dinosaur designs

[rough hollow]

ye let's doom on it because why not

[honest dune]

they're best friends 🥰

[prime crow]

yes its fun

[rough hollow]

nostalgia film

[prime crow]

holly wood getting those easy dollars

i hope chris pratt fucking dies (his character not the actor)

[smoky mauve]

yes but there is a good way to do a nostalgia film, and a bad way, no way home is an example of the good way

[grizzled crescent]

No more Mario movie

[limpid surge]

Omg wtf they said this when it’s not totally accurate wtf trash omg this movie is so bad

[honest dune]

the mario movie scares me

[rough hollow]

the bad way the bad way

[smoky mauve]

no, idgaf if isnt accurate anymore, its bullshit because they say this even though, in this very same movie, there is something on very obviously contradicts it

[limpid surge]

Cry more

[smoky mauve]

halarious

[prime crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-giga-chad-chad-gif-23788137

[rough hollow]

i can't tell if this is irony

please

[manic valley]

Why’re they showing so much of their movie

I’m going to know exactly what happens before I watch it ffs

[limpid surge]

33 kills with new orisa today 🥶

[rough hollow]

ye broken

[limpid surge]

Zarya

[rough hollow]

zarya mercy is broken

one shots bastion

[limpid surge]

Yea I didn’t die once when i did it

[tired quartz]

[real harness]

@honest dune

[honest dune]

interesting

very good to know

how's the nemesis?

[real harness]

scary as hell

[honest dune]

very good

[real harness]

it only appears in rival presence mission modified levels, it spawns randomly and every time you beat it it comes back a short time later but stronger

dies instantly once on fire like the other rival droids

[honest dune]

oh that's fucked

I love it

[real harness]

it says shit like "ive seen stuff you dwarves couldn't believe" and "i never wanted friends anyway" when you kill it

"im dying" - The Rival Nemesis

[honest dune]

woah woah woah calm down lets go over that again

"ive seen stuff you dwarves couldn't believe"

[real harness]

once it grabs you its basically a cave leech, does damage over time and drops you once you die

[real harness]

ik its crazy

[honest dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867587893169750029/917643897046458428/the_isle.gif

[real harness]

when he sences dwarves near by he says "look what I've found" with a dwarven accent, but robotic, then once he locks on, "EXTERMINATE"

[honest dune]

why did my pc have to stop work right now

[real harness]

that sucks

the first time i saw a Nem was when we were mining a crassus gold cluster, we were all destracted mining and then all of a sudden we all hear "l-l-look what ive fou-fou-found!"

https://youtu.be/LTAU1lPAesE

he says the creepy line in that vid

[honest dune]

well that's horrifying

[real harness]

https://youtu.be/e8cG-DmomRM

all its lines

hahahahaha it says "im so lonely" as one of its death lines

[honest dune]

"this wasn't a triumph"
god I love this game

[ocean bay]

It comin together

[real harness]

its so damn good

[honest dune]

I need to get my pc fixed to fight a nemesis already

[honest dune]

looks pretty good

[real harness]

also, you may absolutely adore the wave cooker, or absolutely hate it

[honest dune]

the concept is incredible

[real harness]

it has a mod that makes it activate temp shock, it also has a mod IN A DIFFERENT TIER that lets it keep heating/cooling a target

so you can activate like 4 temp shocks before it overheats

[honest dune]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-evil-laugh-gif-23504328

I think I'll enjoy iy

[real harness]

also

a mod in a DIFFERENT TIER makes temp shock cause a small explosion

i think, pretty sure thats what it said

[honest dune]

finally temp shock gets some love

[real harness]

also gunners revolver got a buff, was two shotting preatorians eariler

on haz 4 no less

[honest dune]

gunner 😴

[real harness]

the shard defractor looks cool

one of its OCs lets it reflect off of engi platforms

[honest dune]

https://tenor.com/view/light-rave-green-strobe-lines-gif-16230132

[real harness]

yep

it can reflect up to 2 times

[surreal nacelle]

I don't own it honestly. Was thinking about getting it myself

[sick token]

ah I see. Crin told me it was good but, idk. Like I said I already have TI and ARK, if its too similar idk that I want to get another game like that

well if you do lmk, cus it looks good visually

[surreal nacelle]

To be fair it looks nothing like TI and Ark

Ill let ya know

[soft lily]

It's nothing like those too