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Its evolving inside you
Because I’m a sigma 💪
New corona patch.
New corona varient identified. (Only strikes between 3-5am on thursdays.)
the delta variant has been around for a long long time
Third covid variant is very much real lmao
hmm i see
corona everytime scientists find a vaccine for the current variant:
Yes.
we're gonna have another set of lockdowns this year thats for sure
Thats just downtime/maintenance.
hmm i see
Are you alibe?
its because no one gets vaccinated so the virus just keeps coming
its very upsetting i would like to live again please
@lusty ingot
I dont think thats how that works.
in part it is- not getting vaccinated gives the virus hosts to mutate off of and therefore a fighting chance to keep survivng
its like a predator. it won't survive without prey. well
i mean it will
but it won't be nearly as severe
I have the feeling that if we continue this topic we will get warned for it being political.
Vaccines worked in the past, idk why it's a problem now but concerns are understandable to some extent imo
Life's a beach,
and I'm eating the sand.
snoot
Number one pikmin supporter
free her
dog
:Spoiler alert:
The vaccine doesn't work
Mostly 
In all honesty wouldn’t the breakthrough cases be the most likely source of new variants? Since the disease would be building immunity against the vaccine in an infected vaccinated host. I aint any sort of disease expert though so idk
that's from new variants, the vaccine was very effective when it first popped up
yes, but the cases are only around to breakthrough because of the relatively low vaccination rate
think of how little the flu breaks through (at least in any serious way) because like everyone is getting the vaccine
so basically, what it comes down to, is the fact that being unvaccinated creates hosts for the virus. those hosts then spread the virus. the virus then breaks through the vaccines, then creates new variants- but it all starts with someone not being vaccinated
Perhaps
Yeah, this month you'll get to play around with our initial implementation of humans. Be aware that we're keeping it basic and mostly restricted to their movement so we can build them from the ground up and evaluate how difficult it is for a baseline human to survive without their pretty toys.
no
I wonder how many weeks it will be
Squiventy three weeks 
Yes
Bro, somethin wrong with my Aliens...
Like the Flu, Coronoa mutates a lot
Every time a new vaccine arrives -> mutations
A disease wont mutate unless we try to immunize ourselves from it
Like in Australia, we had a 90%+ vaccination rate.
ostrala
But, due to mutation. The omicron variant was able to manifest even those who are vaccinated
(Eg. Me)
oh
Yes, it was less effective. But still, people got sick
However, Omicron became more effect that came at the cost of being less dangerous
Mainly because more/faster deaths = lower chance of spreading
yet alot of people think the virus mutating is a bad thing or scary (mostly the news hyping stuff) when its completely expected to mutate into a more transmissible yet less lethal form
lock everything down again 
It's basically just "fast evolution"
However, the more we get immune and use to COVID, the more it'll turn into The Flu v2
yea, i mean i havent really looked into the omicron varient and how deadly it is. but we dont really treat the flu this way, and we aren't getting rid of covid so..
getting real tired of covid 
Everyone is 
yes
It's less effect than the last strain
In Australia, at least, there has been A LOT less people in ICU
feels like it will never get to that stage of just being something we have to live with when thats exactly what we have to do it seems. governments are on mission exterminate covid (would be nice but seems impossible)
yea , are they still locking things down ?
Symptoms are pretty much the same now. Fever, runny nose, some headaches
Not here at least. You just stay home for one week till symptoms are gone
Everyone I know got covid not me though And I never will
Alot less people In eyeseeyou?
Some countries are overacting. However, it can be dangerous
hmm i thought australia was pretty bad for all the restrictions they placed. we even have a vaccine passport in canada, alot of european citizens never let that shit fly but canadians were like mmm yes pls health passport me daddy justin
Intensive Care Units
Oh IC what you mean
It's actually really good.
Yes
me stuck in the middle of being tested for heart issues with my first dose of pfizer also cucked by the gov cause i dont have my second shot so no passport for me
lel
completely fair, i have no issues
Yeah, pfizer is not fun with heart diseases
couldnt even go for birthday dinner with my fam cause im clearly risking my health and everyone elses by not getting myocarditis again for my passport blindly.
lmao
My shot went pretty well the worst was just a tiny sore ness
i dont have heart disease, my doctor told me pfizer and moderna have had issues with giving primarily young men peri and myo carditis
free heart inflammation ! 😄
Ah yes
gg no re ~ pfizer

currently awaiting test results, had to go get hooked up to a giant machine to see what / if my heart is buggered now
👍 lets beat covid guys :D: 😄 😄
anyways , covid lol am i right
we are in this together medically affected people (no medical exemptions tho) 🙂
and it changed literally nothing for me

the rat man
he is the rat man
Yay
hmm i see
Yes
Good hello
hi
Hello Milyen
Hi Method
Very cool
thanks for sharing
Indeed
yes
The isle gifs 


Impossible

i'v not even come across this in pot
i have
fair. granted i'm on like week 3 of playing pot
Behold
Yes
thanks
ceratosaurus

Hello.
sorry
school
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holy shit kung fu panda is a good movie
Yeah
🙂
Worst Godzilla

shin says otherwise
Shin is also great
didnt even crop what a chad
literally fought satan
Isn’t he like the strongest Godzilla incarnate, excluding the Godzilla in the marvel comics
idk. finalwars be like

shin would've been the most powerful if the japanese didnt interfere
Shin survived iirc, although there won’t be a sequel
oh boy. godzilla debate incoming
what
Zilla is the strongest😚 😘 😏
how
so, he would go onto becoming a god incarnate
uhhhh sure
Ehhh, little far but alright
finalwars still beats out the fucker in like. every aspect
final wars Godzilla can just lift him and throw him because he can
Final war Godzi walked through everything besides monster x
basically
monster X was also OP
and keizer ghidorah
- final war G roar is perfect
final wars was such a stupid movie
Love as much as I love legendary
Although I enjoyed it
it was a good send off movie
Legendary Godzilla is kinda overrated tbh
hell an entire doc was made on the production of that movie alone
legendary godzilla became over rated like in the middle of kotm
for me atleast
@rough hollow https://vm.tiktok.com/ZML1a9g7U/
I mean, its the only godzilla movie with an actual budget so
Yeah but it brought a bunch of fake Godzilla fans in the process
i wanted to like the monsterverse
What is a fake godzilla fan
Your mother
It’s just a lizard.
yeah definitely
Sorry
like i really did. g14 was like yes for me. and i liked kong skull island even though i realized how stupid some moments in it were
or rather i got teh watermelon, jesus christ i only now realized how fucking round he is
Kong skull island was better than kotm
but kotm and gvk. action galore sure. it's got no substance for me.
The only thing I hate about the latest model changes in kotm/gvk compared to 2014 is that they buffed the body but not the head size.
In some shots legendary goji has a bit smaller head than expected
i personally don't care too much about that. i hate how they made the tail stubby though
Wee is typing, prepare to be insulted
GvK fans explaining to me that the story isn’t boring and it isn’t just about the monsters:
🤬🤬🤬
and in gvk. feels like there's not a whole lot of weight to those fights
Oh
Well then
What I liked about GvK that even tho they made the monsters move faster, it still didnt felt that they are light.
he’s right
the animation and movement for the monsters felt a lot lighter than the previous movies
godzilla going full iguana and dropping on all fours
but drop kick godzilla
Was scary af
yes and no. for kong sure. it makes sense. godzilla though was like. where was this speed in the previous films? ik cuz mothra simps for godzilla be like. ehhhhhhhhhhhh i hate that as a copout
g14 just felt real for me ig. and ironically still has some of the best CG work
I dont know. But the same thing as where was kotm atomic beam in 2014? Yeah it got explained (way later on) that G was supressed witth the fucking emp attack of mutos
GvK: The Phantom Menace.
Which makes no sense
To me atleast
novélisations of the movies
I know.
It also explained the spike change
in the first one. it explains that. i don't get why they didn't put that in the film tho
what was the spike change again, im a bit rusty
aah
in a comic and it shouted at godzilla so loud his spines just shattered
Also
which probably would've been a better movie ngl
What I dont get since in KoTM godzilla became the alpha
I loved how he still needed to fight through almost the entire monster roster to get them sleep again
Before gvk
well a good portion of 'em
like fuckin scylla n shit
Yeah
He probably was fuckimg tired of bs when gvk happened
plus how some monsters weren't there to witness him being an alpha and just still did their own thing
Yea
i hate that they made all the monsters in this sort of universal pack thing though. like they're all in a loosely connected group instead of being in idk their own species thing which is what g14 suggested
It depends. To me, that what makes feel like this Titans aren't just mere animals
They are more exotic
But I can understand where u coming from
like i get that. but what i liked about g14 is that. it made godzilla into an actual species with the mutos being parasites that would've feed of godzilla's species. like an actual food chain. godzilla being this ancient alpha predator fighting a pair that threatened his very existence by design. there was some philosophy about it that i really liked
like even doctor serizawa claimed that these weren't monsters. that they are animals that defy all logic of existing but still animals
idk. ig i'm just a gareth edwards simp but i feel he had a unique interpretation of the character and this universe he created that felt real for me atleast
kotm to me was fan service for OG godzilla fans which is fine. i get that. i just wish it kept the styling and the narrative of the first film.
while g14 for me was good. there are aspects and story lines i really liked about the other 2 films and kong skull island
Yeah kotm was definitely a fan service.
hop on
Last oasis
🥰
the isle 
The isle but it works
I like that they started having more fun with the kaiju
just having them be big slow fuckers woulda got boring real quick
i mean. it all depends though. like camera work, angles, and what would've been going on. g14 was a realistic as it could've been interpretation. i just liked that it didn't follow the norm of what we've come to expect from a typical godzilla movie
I think G was the most brutal in gvk, which mostly because the fight coerography
I prefer slower more methodical titans rather than wow look at me I run really fast while weighing the size of 20 Empire State Buildings
you can have the best of both worlds really
To be fair in kotm Godzilla showed how speedy it.can be
Godzilla felt a bit too fast in GvK
When he started runnin
in kotm you can tell he had weight
even if he was fast, the weight in the run was there
I feel the same in GvK, except mecha
like when Godzilla got on all fours and started attacking kong I was more confused than hyped
I think thats the most scary G ever been. He was just pure fucking madness
yea kotm had weight even when he was going fast. fastest godzilla was going in there was when he was charging ghidorah for the last fight which even then
Didnt gave a fuck just wanted to punch that bitch ass
still wondering with all of that weight how he managed to do that
But he did
cause he can
apparently shin godzilla was some "prehistoric aquatic creature" which found itself surrounded by toxic waste
fish
Also its camer angle too as taco mentioned. Godzilla 2014 felt the heaviest and most real imo because we saw it mostly from human perspective
not to mention btw. godzilla is like an extra 20k tons in gvk
120,000 tons
I mean, its not more ridiculous than anything else he did
average American weight
gyura is also a fish
prehensile tail godzilla isn't for me personally
(Let’s not talk about the showa era)
that can be forgotten
showa era godzilla was fun
i don't mind a fun godzilla film
Megalon existed too
alot of 'em lately are just taking themselves too seriously
Miss the bug man
like i get it. giant monster holy fuck.
I just dont mind Godzilla doing unrealistic things because its what he does since the beginning. (With different meanigs ofc.)
Like godzilla surviving the fall in kotm. Or godzilla surviving a black hole
oh yea obviously. i just think it should stick with character specific limits ya know?
Yeah
legendary kinda takes it too seriously, when Godzilla was always kinda a goofy subject to behold
Unless you want to go way back and talk about the original Godzilla which is supposed to represent the aftermath of war
mhm
Legendary is american way of Godzilla
bad way
Always trying to be epic
Japanese is the stupid fun and not epic. Besides a very few
I like them both for diff reason
yea same.
One reason why heisei Godzilla is my favorite, had a good mix of the two
^
plus hesei had great villains
it wasn't too serious but it wasn't too goofy either. it had moments for both
that were appropriate most the time anyway
Destroyah
looking at godzilla vs spacegodzilla
Kill me but
I dislike spaceG
good
bad villain
concept is cool personally. execution is just godzilla with telekinesis and obsessive over crystals
literally the entire movie was spacegodzilla harassing a child until Godzilla makes his space cousin go boom boom
the same could be said for godzilla vs destroyah
Lmao
Yeah but destoroyah isn’t as bad as spacegodzilla
Destroyah design is so fucking cool tho
Space godzilla is godzikla with crystals
oh yea. a devilish crab monster
Ghidorah but good
Actually, no. There’s some good ghidorahs
Destroyah is the only kaiju that is more intimidating than any version of Ghidorah
Imo
like when the heisei era had a unique monster. they delivered yea spacegodzilla is like the worst but the design is still unique even if it's just godzilla with crystals
Ghidorah is like the main nuisance to Godzilla
Destoroyah is something different, kinda like the final thing you fight before you die
Perfect ending for legendary G imo
honestly feel destroyah should stay specific to the heisei era personally
Die in battle against destroyah
one reason he should come to the monsterverse, however I’m not entirely sure how they’ll execute him
might ruin him
^^
Im too fucking greedy. I LOVE ALL the fucking take so far from legendary.
I think.they did justice with every design
the entire point of destroyah was that he was created by the thing that killed the first godzilla. and here he is trying to kill the rest of godzilla's linage
Oxigen destroyer
mhm
which was shoohorned in kotm btw
Yes
I wonder if thats also a foreshadowing
Or just a fan service
it'll most be fan service either way
like for me
I hated mechagodzillas
just looked. plane.
but the other designs yes
The face looked dumb from the front. Side view was okay
especially Rodans
Rodan has a great design
Cant wait to never see it again
Too bad.
Yes
The best theme in the 3 movies imo is the boston entrance of G
destroyah being the pinnacle of anti godzilla that was never suppose to be. the oxygen destroyer being this unstable weapon that could be worse than any nuclear weapon ever. used against the original godzilla. with 40 real time years btw of this pay off
Goosebumps every time
as much as destroyah would look awesome in the legendary universe. i think the meaning behind him and what not should stick in the heisei era
it makes destroyah special as a godzilla villain
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Scene: Godzilla returns after rebirth
Playlist: https://is.gd/s1idMm
Storyline: The crypto-zoological agency Monarch faces off against a battery of god-sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three-headed King Ghidorah.
Director: Michae...
The og roar mixed with the new one
I kinda wish there’s a scene in the future where Godzilla goes in burning form again and does absolutely nothing to Destoroyah while showing signs of awe in Godzilla’s face
I want to see that happen
Burning G
destroyah should be like the one kaiju that isn't natural to the universe if it gets added.
thought the Heisei version was cooler but eh
it shouldn't be this thing that's sleeping underground
Titanus Rodan. The Fire Demon.
Hey guys! Hope you are doing well! This custom suite was tricky, yet easy to do. Rodan's new theme, which bears some resemblance to his classic theme (this is due to the use of trumpets), isn't very prominent in the soundtrack. So bare with me, since I basically extended his already awesome theme and added parts f...
Still talking about zilla.
finally found it, youtube refused to show me this video for some reason
Godzilla you fuc-
Cope.
Hop in
The form itself was cooler imo. Hesei had a few burning spots

Liked it better than legendary version
Also I kinda wish we could see the red beam
Sadge
(Frog.)
Frog loaf.
hold like hamburger
Incredible.
Hold gentle like a hamborgrr
PHROG
Sacrifice for the greater good
yes
Having my kong painting face my bed was a mistake
Lmfao
Monkey menace
really was
Gonna wake up one morning and hes gonna be closer than before
Hello Egull
I think you're not seeing his full potential
dinopithecus when!?!?!?!?!??!?

i have to look at mammals every fucking day legit had enough of them, just let the isle be cool
how dare you
mammals are ruining the planet 🧐🤷
it will just evolve to destroy the earth
that almost happened with dinosaurs
source?
Lol mammals in The Isle
Dilos in evrima will be fish now 
Human(ish) only
the isle woolly mammoths
there was some woolly mammoth skulls in early concept art
Going near a river or lake automatically makes you a pescatarian according to that.
Someone warn almost everyone piece of life on earth that it must now eat fish.
Or… maybe Dilos get thirsty.
hmm i wonder
Yeah
troodon
the largest early Jurassic predator at the time
it ate fish
t(r)ooth(don)
sorry about that
“Reports” like that are why dinosaur communities are a fucking wreck all of the always. One sharthead is gonna latch onto that and scream it’s true until they’re bludgeoned to death.
Hatchet bite Allo 
mm, maybe my judgement is flawed
I live near a pig farm so need to walk by it every so often. I must exclusively dine on ham. What a fucking joke.
mammals aren't to blame, just apes
mammals suck, yeah
the extinction that killed off the the non avian dinosaurs never ended, we are the final blow
Everyone sucks. Everything sucks.

Life sucks, then you die.
Make it enjoyable on the way or die sooner. That’s my life advice for today
Dont be so positive
i have a nice boyfriend though so life isn't terrible for me at least, for now
why blame apes tho😭
Ypu are a type of ape
Look at this schmuck rubbing it in our faces they’re happy.
Damn. Rip
ik
they evolve into monsters
yea
Kill her ( in the isle)
My professional recommendation is homicide.
No selfies
^
pretty
sorry
Reminds me of the shot of the female shadowmane in the ark genesis part 2 trailer
its a bioluminescent cave in a game
it has stingray-like animals that fly around and make honk sounds
Viability.
WeeBunnyBalls
Deep Rock Galactic
oh wild
Is that Subnautica?
@cunning falcon https://youtu.be/d9P7T0W1I0c
Hello Miners!
It’s the first Update of 2021, and we got some spicy stuff for you! This time we got two entirely new Planetary Regions for you to explore - the mysterious wonders of the AZURE WEALD, and the thorn-infested hell of HOLLOW BOUGH. Update 33 also includes all-new Mactera variations and several new strains of horrible Glyphid Dreadnou...
this trailer shows that biome
8600 hours.
It looks like the Deep Twisty Bridges from Subnautica: Below Zero
Deep Rock Galactic
Yes I saw

yes that's what i was thinking
i was so confused because i didn't recognize the creatures
they kind of do, which made me even more confused
i was like- did they redesign the shadow leviathan? are there new creatures?
The new subnautica is more of an art piece
It’s so much more vibrant than the 1st game it’s missing a lot of the horror aspects
What do you mean by that, Foniu?
You probably replied wrong.
excuse me
🥓
thanks for reminding me that you have a SO while im sitting here every day with my one friend that I see 3 times per day that only lasts 3 minutes each

I didn't 
oh I can't tell you my poor homo sapiens friend


fuck my knee just did the thing
ACL tear 🙂
fix your knee
it felt like a bone slipped off
you should probably slip it back
never
Yes
hey i see my SO once every few weeks and haven't seen my friends in months
Hello all!! I'm insanely new to The Isle welcome the noob jokes but I am insanely excited to start playing. My current laptop can't handle the game cries. Are there any specs I should be looking at specifically? I'm ordering a gaming laptop soon
is fish feed grow still a popular game?
ehhh
hasnt had a major update in a long time
and has added a new creature every now and then
So people play it?
Like do people generally play it or is it an on and off for people
600 people have played it over 24 hours
i havent played it in a long time either
outstanding
Squirrelasaurs
Me when rabbits, deer and moose
Only spec i recommend is a pc.
Tbh who ever edited that gatersquirrel did a good job lol
@somber wraith
made a new pfp : >
yes
Does art thou islecord side with the rouge or the council?
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since i dont think i can post this in fanart lol
garfield
Huh!?!?
GARFIELD
Gar???
Okxulfield
yes
Yez
back to work on this fuck
fat crow
Yes
soo fucking good 
To the windoooooow
to the walllll
i know no selfies allowed but
yes
please tell me that isn't real
like it wouldn't surprise me if it was but god please tell me it isn't
welcome to the dhar mann family
god i can't stand dhar mann
Sorry if this is the wrong server, but there is a big problem. Unfortunately, the trade with shark fins is not yet banned in the EU. The fins of the sharks are cut off in the most cruel way, whereupon they die in agony. Because sharks have to swim to breathe, otherwise they will suffocate. The sharks are like the police of the seas. Since the sea is our largest and most important ecosystem, it is therefore worth protecting.
Here is the link to the voting page: https://www.stop-finning-eu.org/
The petition still needs 500,000 votes (there must be a total of 1 million), because only then is the initiative valid. The EU Commission has to look at the petition and hopefully bans the shark fin trade.
Unfortunately you can only vote for it if you come from the EU.
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its edited from this
i still dislike dhar mann
DnD is the glue that holds together life.
Yes I do
God I had a crazy experience with DnD last sunday... my character actually fuckimg died lmao, but my dm had me roll a const save after someone gave me a health pot, and I rolled a 15 baby
Just checked and apparently I didn't save a single pic
our druid cast dispell magic on a halfling onboard our airship and it was a dragon. rogue went flying off the side cause dragon butts are large
Oh NOOOOO rip
Sounds awesome though
Close call omfg. I have a lvl 8 Dragonborn Pally that I love to death and he's only gotten close to death, never hit 0 hp
!!?? Got damn that's terrifying
Yeah, lvl 3 half elf bard
I also have a lvl 3 Leonin Monk who is literally my favorite to RP
lvl 6 Horc Champion fighter and I'm unnaturally attached to her
Squishy lil thing
I feel that Skalare
I wanna play a bard someday, they seem so fun
Some stuff ig 
That looks amazing, well done
Got a neat backstory?
I wanna get into painting minis. My DM had my horc printed as a christmas gift
Lvl 3 I have 2 spells that can do 24 max damage
Shatter and Dissonant Whispers
3d8 and 4d6
Oh you wanna talk damage, play a Pally Sorcerer
I'll get the backstop in a second
I’ve never played dnd but I read a bunch of the forgotten realms novels, just seems so intimidating
Shatter is a fun spell though. Unusually useful.
You never realize how much you need to damage a structure.
I doled out 86dmg in a turn on a Remorhaz the other day. felt fantastic
Jesus..
Actually, imma hop in the shower, then we can talk more dnd
Mkay!
Also holy hell that damage
Well to be fair it's a lot to get started.
It can be intimidating.
I did 100+ in a turn as my Pally Sorcerer
I think finding your party is the most intimidating thing beyond trying to schedule
once you're rolling people are generally super forgiving about being a noob and even like, parental. super sweet
My DM is an older dude and I think he's trying to lure me into DMing. I ain't falling for the tricks. once a DM always a DM
Thunderous smite, Fire greatsword, divine smite lvl 3, 2 attacks, basically
6d6+6 +5D8 radiant damage and another 4d6+6 +5d8 Radiant is a hell of a turn.
Fucked my spell slots though.
Finding a good party and a good DM is literally like searching for gold.
oh lol did I say 6d6
I meant 8
I'm lucky enough that I had four people in my friend circle who were all wanting to play. two of us are complete freshies. two are experienced. they've been so sweet and guiding.
That is nice.
I've gotten super lucky with my new group. All into RP, DM is Matt mercer levels of badass story telling.
I was super impressed.
my DM's been playing since like, the 70's so I'm pretty set there
a bit
Like is that Char you're playing doing a homebrew campaign or
it's homebrew with sprinkled in premades sown together to a big epic thing
I've picked up on horde of the dragon queen and storm king's thunder being in there but it's pretty open world.
this some dnd chat im seein
That sounds fun. I can't tell if I enjoy playing with people I haven't met before more, or people I've known for years. I'm doing a campaign each way. Both have their ups and downs.
Cuz when I play with people I haven't known very long it's way easier to roleplay my PC
Because I'm already someone they don't know yet lmao
yeah I can definitely see that being the case. we have a couple of people I don't know who join in every now and then. I think they're from another campaign our DM's running and he's making them overlap here and there. They're always a breath of fresh air.
That's interesting. Yeah I'm enjoying both immensely. Really hoping my Pally boi doesn't die here soon. We just got in a naaaasty fight.
Yeah. as a martial player...I'm definitely starting to get worried now that we're approaching lvl 7. we don't have a healer.
Oh what?? That's scary.
I heal and we have a Cleric. So like. We've been good despite Curse of Strahd being a literal death house full of TPK zones.
A circle of spores druid, an arcane trickster rogue and a champion fighter enter the room. TPK XD
yeah I think we've been in a shop...once.
LOL?
Yeah we've been in Strahd for like.. I forget.. 16 ish in game days. We've been playing for a bit over a year now or so.
And we're lvl 8
Strahd is touuuugh
exp or prog?
prog
good
idk what yall are talking about but you should join my guild in BDO and we can all be OP Witch, Wizards, and Sorcs
We're talking dnd 🤓
Smells like cheese here
I'm sorry
DND is chill

So if that's any indication Skalare, that we're on Prog and it's been 16 ish days, and we're lvl 8, of how fucking dangerous Strahd's campaign is
strahd scares the heck outa me. I've rolled up a cleric for whenever we get into that territory of madness
You are blessed. Np
I really like DND but it's too slow for me 
Is somewhat text wall-y, so be forewarned lol
My only non spoiler advice is be careful where you go early on
A traveler looking to spread music to the world, Vähl has traveled to quite a few places and knows a few things. She has been to Fae Villages, and has learned to interact with them. She has also come into contact with Demons, and learned things from them as well. Being a traveler, Vähl has learned acrobatics to get out of tough situations and survival tactics when out in the wilderness. Her armor, crafted by her friend, Volunruud Kagrenzel, shows off her Wood Elf Heritage with its greens, browns, and blues.
My dad should really publish his DND adventures he would make BANK
Oh I love it
like he has short adventures, side adventures. They're in the middle of a campaign they've been doing for 4 years now
we've been playing for maybe 7 months is my guess.
that sounds like a lot of ufn
Sounds about right for level 6
What isn't included in her backstoy, however, is the reason for her deep-seated fear of banshees
I was gonna say, I've got written documents of backstories. I apologized to my buddy after sending him 8 paragraphs of story.
My fighter has bear induced PTSD.
If you want, I can give you her story, told from her perspective, but it is even more text wall than the backstory XD
Permission to post?
"When I was younger, my mom thought it was fun if me and my brother (who was my age now at the time) to go exploring with her party. She was always adventurous, which I think is why my dad married her. Anyway, she had a nice, simple quest planned for us: kill a few bandits at their camp. After we did it, we started to head home.
You must explain
When night started to arrive, instead of bedding down, we had decided to travel a bit into the night. A while after nightfall, the temperature dropped to an unnatural cold. I was a little scared, but wasn't that scared. Until I looked over at my mother. She was pale as a sheet. That, is when I got scared. Not long after it got cold, we all heard an unnatural wail. I saw 3 of our party of 8 drop dead instantly. Then, it appeared out of the trees in front of us. It hovered there for a few seconds, looking at the ground. No one moved. Then its head snapped up, and it moved faster than anything I had ever seen before, and it grabbed another of our party by the throat.
That's when we started moving. Well, everyone but me. I was terrified. I wanted to help but couldn't move. I just saw people get ripped to shreds and their skin blackened. My mom came back to me, and stood in front of me. The banshee then floated over and just stared down at us. Suddenly I heard gasping, and when I looked at my mom, I could see its ghostly hands around her throat. I could see tendrils of black spreading out from its touch. It then dropped her. It then looked at me, and grabbed hold of my arm. Where it touched, all I could feel was cold. It was a spreading cold, chilling to the bone. It then just looked at me again, let go, smiled an evil smile, and left.
Oh noooooo that's fucking sadge
oh she just yanno. triggered an avalanche in a brawl with a bear and wiped out most of her mercenary band. doesn't have the mental fortitude to blame herself. obviously it's all about bears being evil.
I forgot half elves live so long
I was like
Old laaaaaady
Thats a pretty cool backstory ngl.
She doesn't really care for undead, but banshees she actually gets the fear debuff added
Damn. Lost your whole band to its 'bear hands'
I can never decide if I should be creating conflict in my char's backstory or if I should let the DM do it
seems not all of em died. and some of them may be out to get revenge? maybe?
Also, I have two hero forge versions of Vähl, if you'd like to see them
Sometimes I create potential for conflict so it can flow in later
Yes show
Ooooh. Interesting. Now you're having to watch your back
I have a drawing of mine.
This is normal Vähl, all happy and kinda cocky
I would commission someone to draw mine at some point.. haven't gotten around to it.
Yo Hero Forge is so good. Nice character
But, in the same fireball that claimed her life, the wolf that she tamed in the first dungeon was also lost, and I made her change a bit
I draw something from our session almost every time so I actually have a lot of drawings but I have one nice one
I wish I was more artistically inclined so I could do so myself, that's awesome
I have a little Sprite for my mans a friend gave to me
Not the doggie. This saddens me.
Here is Vähl after said fureball
here she is
Hoooo shit that's fuckin cool
she has a blue nose for reasons I do not know. my DM gave me an ancestral weapon I had mentioned in my backstory and it somehow turned my nose blue
Interesting
Cursed weapon perhaps
Nice
it's supposed to level up with me. all I know for now is that is has hingebane and jarring which have both been very useful
For our next campaign, my dm gave me permission to have Vähl recieve basically the master sword from LoZ Skyward Sword
I've had this for literal months and I refuse to not use it.
Once a day, it will be able to use guiding... ray? Light? I forgot the spell name lol
Yeah that's what it is
man my bonus actions are so precious I'd have a heart attack trying to pick between activating that and having more attacks
Only reason I asked is because I have that sword irl XD
It only needs activation once, you can leave it on forever.
oh nifty
Also Pally's don't reeaaally need bonus actions unless you wanna buff your attack with a smite or cast shield since I'm also a lvl 2 sorc
my ancestral glaive is semi sentient it seems. it turns my nose bluer when I do things it agrees with so I'm way too curious about what its deal is to dump it for another weapon even if it has larger dice
Yeah even if you find a better weapon, keep that thing around, it clearly has a story to it.
May want to use a detect magic spell on it.
yanno. noone ever thought to do that what the heck
LMAO
The Cleric/Sorc in my party wouldn't be caught dead without a detect magic spell on anything we come across.
we reveal a smelly halfling to be a dragon but a sentient weapon....nope
Maybe we've become so cautious because of Curse of Strahd however..
our party isn't called the Numpties for no reason
The NUMPTIES
Lol
Our party isn't called anything XD
Sometimes names are made for you :P sometimes they come up randomly
Yeah, our party do be a mostly crew
aren't they always
I've sacrificed my dinner in favor of talking about DnD
I've nearly sacrificed my lunch.. ganna go do that lol. Damn ya'll making wanna play sooner than I can because scheduling.
A deregar, a... robot, a half elf, a Dragonborn, a minotaur, and a ranger
ok that's pretty motley
scheduling. The truest of Challenge Rating 9000's
And the one who plays the deregar isn't playing him as kind of evil
I WISH my part was a little more varied. Too many variant humans
my next character will be a water genasi cleric.
The guy playing him likes to play his characters contrary to what they would actually be
that could be fun
Like, he wants to play a argok something (bird person) who knows the value of material wealth
atrichoke
I'm glad WoC are killing off aligments. Maybe some day I can play a proper orc now. Have that charge and orcish fury
Monk bard with musical weapons.
Aka: Pipe staff.
lol? fucking ebic
Bonjour
I have the cheapest commission around for very good shit
She's from a background of dairy farmers and she uses some water bending stuff to make cheese. She's also named after a cheese. I just...I was hungry when I made her.
but then kobolds wrecked her farm and now she's out adventuring to get the money to rebuild her cheese empire
hm.. maybe.. I am saving up for stuff but, can I have a link to some of yo work?
i love this
I can't rn but I do have a DA and Insta which users I can give to in dms
oooh D&D talk?
sure np
Alright!

I think we've moved on to taking care of our real life selves anywys
lmao
I can talk way too much about dnd
I run my own campaign for my husband ><
I play in curse of strahd campaign with 500 y old elf forge cleric. fun times
at first when I saw "D&D" I thought of Day of Dragons and was wondering why you guys were talking positively about Day of Dragons
despite it being nearly 2 PM I am still tired enough to confuse "D&D" with "DoD"
Sadly I wasn't in when the guys went that through, I joined after that with a tabaxi ranger. Who died. In comes the cleric. assholes decide to resurrect the tabaxi anyway 😂 made me roleplay two characters for a while until she got a job in town
You're weirding me out because
We also have a Tabaxi Ranger, and a Forge Cleric.
tell me the forge cleric worships the Lord of the Green Flame and the tabaxi is white tiger
Lol nice
a seven-foot frame, rats along his back, when calls your name it all fades to black, yeah he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams
Uhm. Hmm. Nope. Not that specifically.
hehe
Do you have a Dragonborn Sorcerer? Or.. a Dragonborn Pally by chance?
Because that would make it stranger.
we do have dragonborn pally and human sorcerer
and hareling warlock
Ah see we only have the 5
we used to have a minotaur fighter but he switched to elf warlock barbarian, who happened to do a thing in amber temple and decided to kill the character off cuz it turned evil and we fought his zombie and then we found a scared lil rabbit
yeah I try to be no spoilery vague
My party is doing the campaign that has Sildarr and Phandalin
Forgot what is was called
We were bunch of dumbasses. We were mostly so terrified of the goddamn bridge that it took us 15 minutes to go across it...
Ooh interesting.
but when we get at the temple we are like OOH COOL, lets just waltz right in! And doom
I much prefer Campaigns over homebrew so far.
Yes. Doom.
Actual fucking doom.
The thing that killed me and actually our deregar too was a flame skull fireball XD
we got three of them
It's always the fireballs huh.
like. three fireballs at us. at once.
Oof
5-6 for us
after.. a chain lightning...
pain
and then someone(me) opened a door
and I happened to have a cursed item that prevents me from fleeing battle...
ohno lol
so... fought single handedly a room full of... things...
Oh shit
wall of fire is nice
Ah lol
fire resistance is nice too
21 basic ac is nice too
forge cleric is tanky af
and this character is lucky af
So, Vähl just reached lvl 4, so I had the chance to give her an abhorrent dragonmark, but I gave her proficiency in medium armor instead lol
Only had an ac of 11 lol
Now its 14 :)
Im #blessed with a 21 ac, cloak of displacement, fire resistance, and immunity at choice. And choice sorcerer spells since my boy is a multi classed Pally sorc
sweeet. I multiclassed in to a wizard so.. shield..
nice!
I didn't realize how strong Pally sorcerers were until after the fact
Ask your dm first LOL
Magic missiles are mean
Btw when I multiclassed into wizard I rolled max hp. Lucky as hell
found my heroforge thingie
Oooh yus
I am kinda laugh crying because my lvl 9 cleric/wizard hp is like 94
Holy shit
I need to check tho
cries in 19 hp
Lmao you get more per level
True XD
But. You're a bard? Yeahhhh
my lvl 6 fighter is only 74hp <.<
Also bards are squishy too so lmao
ah I recalled my poor bladesinger who is lvl 17 and 94. Cleric is 91
Yall got hella hp
But I have another cleric/fighter multiclass character. lvl 17. hp 92 ._.
Wow what
I'm lucky on HP rolls. Incredibly unlucky on insight checks
Yeah, our minotaur paladin has 44 hp at lvl 4 lol
Now that guy (my profile pic) is unlucky, lost his arm twice and died probably 4 times, once to a disintegration ray. second disintegration ray he was saved from because of death ward
Jesus
My DM just tossed in permanent damage homebrew I'm so screwed.
Ohno.
The funny thing was that sorcerer and a bard tried to counterspell the disintegrate and failed. Then I failed the dex save
Yeah you were meant to get hit by that.
everyone went silent and were like oh no. Then I waited a bit and said "good thing I had death ward on"
My DM recently rolled a vampire bite to hit me. Got a Nat 20. I rolled a Nat 1 on the con save. Now. Most of you know what that means. However he realized he had not grappled me first so backtracked that attack.
Also that fight was the only time divine intervention WORKED
It's such a low chance.
the gods do not care for us
all nearly dead, fighting a demon prince(weakened "mortal" form), and we were supposed to imprison him with a spell scroll... But it was blank! We were duped! I busted out divine intervention.
Massive wrench to the bad guys plans. yeah lucky indeed and players cheered xD
man, imma have to depend on our druid to make anything super scary choke to death on spores before they crush me
Do pallys get divine intervention?
nope
For those of us that don't, does that mean you become a vampire?
I assume it does
Yes.
100%
Man wtf
Unfortunate
why even worship The Lion King.
I've never seen a vampire orc. Do they get double fangs cause that's dope.
all that is more complex than physics
Or super long fangs
mammoth orc
you turn into a vampire if you die from the vampire hp max reduction
Vampire Dragonborn sounds scary
I was low at the time too
had to take 2 potions to even out to half
ooof
lizardfolk vampire. first, we drink our partys blood like they're juiceboxes, then we snack on their dehydrated meat
My next sesh is either TPK or victory. Wish me luck. I'ma go now and do work.
enjoy your epic death
I could talk all day about this and neglect responsibilities
in my homebrew campaign I made dhampir npc for my husband to adventure with 😂 he found him from a cults dungeon in the sewers among zombies
my only exposure do DnD vampires is through baldur's gate 3. Epicly buggy early access.
Good luck and if ya die make it epic
I have homebrew world setting with a bit different vampire lore. They are mostly nonsentient creatures that find out their loved ones after turning, to feast on them or even turn them
WE TALKING DND IN HERE?
Yes
Lol nice
I had a gloomstalker ranger/rogue multiclass
didn't know rangers existed
I havent multied yet, I like being pure class
ye lol rangers are just druids but worse
I'm all for playing bad classes. Free flavour
My DM keeps mentioning the dragony subclass but dragon related classes are so lame
I am naughty and I multied forge cleric into wizard cuz... fun
and cleric with 16 int eheh
V nice
I could never roleplay anything with a high INT score. I ain't got one irl.
I miss my Eldritch Knight
Dungeons & Dragons
thanks
I want to kill the BBEG and marry the Paladin
imagine trying to roleplay something with high int & wisdom...
I am ashamed that he has so many stats up to 16...
my nightmare. just lemme hit stuff with a big weapon
He recently got his charisma upped too... because.. poor life choices
We just had to act out a flashback for a villian(?) for some backstory
and it was cool but the dm relies on flashbacks too much holy fuck
my gal's very standard array'd
So curse of strahd spoiler coming:
ok I tried to watch it and I have no idea what's even going on lol
||He touched a cursed thing that altered his personality and he cannot resist gaining more power and took bad bad bad deals in a bad place and has skeletal wings, hellhounds and charisma score went higher and bunch of negative traits:||
God I just looked at Vähl's stats, and she has 15 int, 13 wis, and 17 char lmao
I have not used that before I admit so I had to test it
Bard can be really fun XD
Sqyishy as hell, but good
17str 12dex 16con 10int 9wis 10cha yeah. it's a fighter alright. super standard
am i allowed to send pics here
I just did, so yeah
Oh im not payin attention
How the hell is this game still on the play store?







