#offtopic-discussion
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Didn’t Germany drop flags on Antarctica in order to “claim” some territory?
Germany could’ve been the first nation to make it to the moon if they won WWII easily.
100%
Their tech was advanced for their time
the reason germany dieded was because of japan
And italy
america was lucky that they were able to steal most of our good scientist and inventors after ww2
epic fail
Fucking Mussolini being a awful dictator
also there was a lack of coordination between the axis powers
that really helped them develop rockets
like japan just wanted to go off and take over asia
japan thought it was a good idea to drag usa into the war when germany was doing good
(obviously)
ww1 tho...
It’s really weird how school teaches ALOT about ww2 but like nothing about ww1
Or that’s what happened to me atleast
im doing ww1 in history class rn
:)
exam about it is next week
I have learnt a fair chunk about WWI
Next week is fall break 😎
and also imperialism/colonialism
fall break ended last week for me
same
😔F
what grade are you in
not answeing
ok sorry
fight! fight! fight!
its fine😊
well this is awkward
No, i don't want violence
Hi
violence is always the answer :)
hi
powl
Pug
Purd
Burg
er
Testing A, Roblox game
Recognized roblox from the grass
Play Minecraft instead 🙂
YOOOOOO BEDWARS
minecraft is boring
Shut up noob. Go back to playing league of trash
^
Can you speed bridge tho
No 
Smh my head
It’s really easy
yeah
Just easy to mess up in aswell
No, only if you're dogshit
I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
False
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that’s what they’d say
Dogwater
U ok bro?
Yeah
😔
Where were u
Wen club penguin die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
hmmm
Watching it live and laughing like an idiot.
Heartless monster^
this is why nobody will ever love you
Playing it and getting snapped
No, that'd be my personality, actually.
^^
I feel like summoning demons tonight
relatable
Demons don't exist
Not a good night for it. Bad moon phase.
Good point
Open the hell portal in the catacombs
Imagine believing that the moon exists
tried drawing a deer skull
I'm a flat earther
We're on waning crescent tonight. Low illumination, bad for anything.
u/Snappedfingers
Happy Halloween
November 4th is a New Moon, you can do spooky then.
Feel honestly bad for her
Insane person
She wasn’t insane
opinions?
She was trolled into disappearance
Looks good. Add the antlers, Xander.
(the hell portal was real!11!)
I dont know if krayt is joking or not
Know of the story
Im being serious
wasn’t he the one that chopped of his genitals
And ate them
So you believe in demons
Shot it with a 44 magnum
wtf
Yeah, I know who worthless319 is. It's definitely not good conversation for this publicly available thread.
Girl who was mentally ill who saw “interdimensional” beings. Got worse and she surrounded herself with trolls that egged her on. She eventually went to Paris and tried to close a hell portal in the catacombs. Never been seen since
Probably got herself arrested
Paris isn't the endless void of darkness that it used to be. She likely wasn't arrested, but got lost and died in the catacombs. It happens surprisingly frequently.
Yea^
Hi Saoul. Also, the catacombs are like an endless maze so most likely got lost.
There's a lot still unmapped as far as I know.
I wouldn't go down there unless it was with a guide of some sort that knows the way
That too
Guides usually take you down there and steal your shit

Here's a map, at least the best we've got.
Oh you guys would love As above so below🙂
why not, a few people of my class where in the catacomps last week, nvm
And? 😎
Oh you're talking about the none secured part
Yea
2 reasons;
- I never want to die in a way that someone says "Oh, that makes sense" when they hear about it.
- I'll trust a rattlesnake kissing booth before I trust a tour guide that leads impressionable tourists into dark, secluded places.
That's how you end up murdered, robbed, molested, or have all your skin torn off to make a kite. Or all four.
wait what is this paris catacomb
I’d love a skin kite

The miles of catacombs (some unexplored) that exist under Paris and was an ossuary for an immeasurable amount of people.
Tribals using Quetz’s as glide suits
That's not okay to say unknXx
sounds spooky
Be less weird @floral basalt
i did because saoulzod that a tour guide could molest you
Ok

Saoul are you talking about the non secured part or the secured part
It's important to maintain warning of things that could happen, it's not okay to make jokes or light about it. It happens more than you'd think.
And it doesn't matter. It'd be my luck that I'd go into the "secured part" and get caved in on.
ok
I think I’d do it just to say I did it, but I’m probably stupid so
but i mean theres parts that you can go to as a school class and its not illegal to go there
I know that, yes. Reread my message, ya pickle.
I do feel like the Paris catacombs would be a neat thing to see, but I'd rather not die either.
are those skulls all real
Yep
ok
holy
Yes
Those are all real dead people.
i would go
Same
You wanna see something metal, Reginald. Look up the Sedlec Ossuary.
That's fuckin' cool.
I'm going to look it up, never heard of it.
so these bones also are all real?
my baby is done
my god
That’s surprisingly pretty
how didnt i hear of this but now
Oh it's located in the Czech Republic.
bone church
The Sedlec Ossuary is a crazy place that I'd love to visit just to marvel at, but it's way too metal even for me.
Incorrect. I've been playing it alone on Nightmare mode. It's fun finally.
it would flay your skin upon entry, too much raw metal energy pulses from inside
This is false information
I trust ryk more
You can visit the ossuary for like... 90 Koronas, which is like 4$ US or 3 and a half euros. Good deal for what you get.
Saoul plays it on easiest mode with a full lobby
You think I want to be around 3 people?
Yes
Yes
I never tried Phasmophobia on nightmare mode. Although, I'm usually the first to die in game 
I would rather try to have romantic conquest with an active belt sander than play that game with 3 other people.
We played it as a group with the Mods once. Never again.
Other people make that game trivial and not remotely creepy or scary.
Very true, I didn't really find the game scary when playing with other people.
It was more so funny than anything.
Find you at most one other person to go with that'll actually take it halfway seriously.
the game has its moments
Phasmo is alright
Dead by Daylight is also fun.
Wouldn’t mind a AAA version of it
I like how jankey it is sometimes. Adds to it's charm.
after roughly 500 hours i do not agree
The fact you can't actually do a lot helps with the helplessness feeling and actually makes it kinda tense.
pfft, i know that game like the back of my hand
Outlast (not as much 2) was a lot of fun.
ive played it so many times
I wasn't as impressed with 2 but I did like 1
i think im gonna visit Sedlec Ossuary
i always come back to it, i loved outlast
its not that far
I would like if PT was finished
Pt?
Never will be. Sadly.
horror game
Petrol trumbone
I kinda want to walk on some train tracks
why?
Why not
Choo choo
^
Alright... so unknXx has never had fun in their life...
Hoooooooooooooooonkkkkk
But i like the vibe of abandoned things
Now I want to play train simulator dammit
Charles is a bloodthirsty train, and you need to destroy him.Navigate a massive play area in your trusty old train.These winding tracks are treacherous, so you'll need to plan each mission. Be careful when clearing your path on foot, or switching the tracks direction, because Charles might be waiting for you.Upgrade you train to fit your needs....
Q1 2022
Train horror
No, walking on train tracks is just not fun
choo choo charles
mine is TF2 Halloween 
Walking in the forest at night hits different
No its scary
The last town I lived in was really abandoned in places. Lots of urban exploring to do. Old factories and refineries. It was really interesting. Definitely trespassing and not something you should do because it's illegal and I would never advise you do something illegal.
Am sorry have you never played subway surf as a child
i have but thats a video game
wink wink
Walking in the woods at night behind your grandparents home in the middle of no where is cool
literally terrifying
Already living in the middle of nowhere 😎
I live in a big town
Yes you only can understand through video games
I know. You have chickens
I live near the mountains 😎
Gilbert can i visit you
Yes
I live in berlin 😐
Cool
I also have horses and goat herds around here
Nice
I have gators 😎
except me
Im gonna bring chips
Am not coming to ur sleep over
Yeah except you
floridian
Do not bring me
That is the last thing i want to do
Alligators are cool.
I have a friend with horses
Wtf why
that was mean
Can walk to his house
Yeah me
Except when they come and bang on ur front door asking for ur arm
why does everyone here have animals
No... alligators are still cool.
Who doesn’t have animals
I do, but i might get a dog
They block the streets because they decide they want to bask there
But that isnt fun. Woods behind my grandparents 70 ish acres and a dead corn field is fun
the road is a nice basking spot, can't blame them
I used to go at night too
Yeah, just drag them off the road. You'll be fine.
stop flexing
yes
Sorry but i want my hands good sir
Nah, grab their tail, you'll be fine.
^
Just ride them away
(you won’t be fine)
My grandparents backyard is like 0,4942108 acres
From what the isle taught me the gator will press alt and lmb and i will get hit from latency
Alligators can't touch the last of their tail. Drag it off to one side and just kinda walk back to your car. I did it a couple times back in Louisiana. lol
But in america everything is bigger ig
After earlier events My Hope For Humanity has went from zero to -100
What you need to be careful with isn't the alligators - it's the snapping turtles. They'll fuck you up.
They released the latency update? 
Ok but what if you find an alligator that’s into gymnastics and is extremely flexible and able to touch the tip of its tail
alligator snapping turtles
Do you not read the patch notes
Alligator snapping turtles can bite clean through your forearm and that's not a joke.
yep
Alaska
Yeah
I want to go there again
Eh they can’t reach behind their shell you’ll be fine
Alligators don't want to be near people and will usually fuck off if you go near them. Alligator snapping turtles are like maliciously evil.
mini hippo
Seeing the Jurassic world Dominion ||Therizinosaurus|| design just absolutely ruin my day
Good
Haven’t seen it
haven't seen it
You deserve it.
i ate an alligator
Show
jk i didnt lol xd lmao funni haha
alligator actually tastes great
^
It's kinda gummy and greasy.
Alligator balls are good, but you'd never eat it as like... tenders or anything but fried.

I have tried camel meat
i heard that it tastes like chicken
Donkey is good too
You're the one telling me to not be weird?!
What the fuck
alligator balls
...it's a ball of meat you weirdo. It's not a testicle.
Saoul I presume you mean like meatballs?
Rex tastes like chicken
No shit like a meatball. wtf
Reminds me of the theri in the Dino king sequel
ok good
Everyone thought the same thing as me
Idk can you even eat gator testicles?
They don’t have those
A real question is what the hell were they thinking
They have a similar organ, but it's not the same thing as far as I know.
Imma look it up
Meat salad
Ofc krayt is the one interested in this shit
But yes. When you take alligator meat and ball it up with breading, onions, and stuff (you fucking weirdos), it's pretty good. But definitely not going to eat more than the tail of an alligator, they're very greasy meat and you'll probably get pretty sick.
raw salad
Huh
what
Nvm
no, not nvm, what the fuck
Interesting. Reptile male sex organs are internally located near the kidneys
That’s actually cool
A monkey statue
Ball statue from Czech?
It’s a pretty cool statue
Ive seen it

Snapping turtles are funky fellows
Saoul
Turtles are cool.
funky until they snap your leg off
funny archosaur relative
I want to apologize for being weird, i hope you still like me
he doesn’t like you
^^🙁
Actually random fact: turtles are related to Plesiosaurs.
unknXx, if I gave you any thought, I'd probably feel bad for you. I only remember you exist when you say something weird or dumb.
That's the nicest way I can say it.
Ok
I live rent free in your head
I respect ur opinion on the animal know as/called a turtle but unfortunately am going to have to disagree I don’t like the animal know as/called a turtle
I live rent free in your mom’s house
^^

You play roblox
Tortoises are pretty okay too, but turtles are surprisingly fast. That's neat.
ok and
Im gonna leave this discord now
Thanks
Bye
Do it
ok
Pussio
Pussy
Not again bri wtf
Briitsh
@rough hollow I’m leaving Islecord because of you
Do it
Krayt are u ok?
Finally
How do I pronounce your rxsles
Islecord will now start to heal
real life Darth Maul
Rexless
Idk ask 10 year old me
Imagine having a weird made up name
rocksoles
I've pronounced it "rux-les/ryx-les"
i will not elaborate
Ive pronounced it ricksouls
I pronounce it rixels, like pixels
Thanks
welcome new person
Rex-less
How about we talk about unknxx’s name instead please
I said "im back" which means that i must have been here before, therefore your statement is dumb
My name is unknX i just added a 2nd x on accident
You all have weird names why
My fortnite name is my real name
“Gilbert”
^^^^^^
friday night funknXx
Yes?
Gilbert isnt even his name
Krayt knows my real name
I do
Only wee knows my name
Probably bob
I do
^
Gilberts name is probably Lars or Anders or Mikael or Johan
my shortened name is on my steam profile
Not to brag but I know saouls name
krayt dragon
Did you look up the most popular Swedish names or something
yeah
I know my name too, you're not special.
Only people in their 40’s have those names
Otto, Erik, etc.
then you're name is probably lucas, liam, william elias noah hugo oliver oscar adam or matteo
Alexander
One of those names is your name gilby
Nope
I know it
Alex
Sure
That’s the shortened version
Idc
Al?
No
Alexei
Josh
^^
No
Mark rober
joe mama
Mr beast
yes
Team seas
pew die pie
田火口月弓人心
Yeah your name is elias
Not even close baby
😳
Adam
No I said not even close
Haha yeah they’re wrong haha 
ghoulbert i saw the eyes emoji
Deez nu
I know its one of those names
lucas
Lucas is a cringe name
^^
Olives
Oliver is gold
IKEA
Swedish
olive man
Wee
Meatballs
cringe name

Go back to your old pfpf
who knows my real name
Kasimir
No.
^^
Meatballs the food 
I thought your real name was sigma male like your username 
Unk
My name sounds like a russian name
Unkei
WeeFunnyBell
not correct, thanks for trying tho
Ok unk
UnknXxxTentacion
^^
I realised that a Year Ago.
the irony
Irony
People online ARE idiots for the most part.
Iron
Like you
Yes
😎
I’m pretty cool
No
I agree
Ur not cool
Yes I am
No one is cool.
Except
No.
WeeBunnyBell
Any one no how to play as a 🐊
What
basically you have to and then you need to and after that you proceed to do this
you just have to select it on the carnivore branch
But I do not see it
Then you're playing legacy
So how do I get the new one
Switch branch on steam
Now how do I do that
I don't know
God dam it
ask in isle discussion
Ok
a
🦾
Steam > Games > Right click on The Isle > Properties > Betas > Evrima branch
🙏 thx
cars good or bad
By cars I don't mean the movie, I mean cars in general
I've just finished the latest Grand Tour special, and you know what. It's quite dull except for occasional comedy.
Because cars are otherwise nerdy and boring. Idk why people are shunned upon for liking dinosaurs, but why aren't people shunned upon for liking stupid boxes with wheels and windows that give off emissions (be it carbon dioxide or tyre wear particles)?
Fair
good
true
cars are usually viewed upon as more masculine
because consumerism
i like the F1
but things like Nascar are just
pretty stupid imo
the
I'm not a big fan of cars. Motorcycles have some more appeal, but TBF the main goal is getting around.
igle
the moto gp is cool as fuck
cars are meh.
Bibo
the city i live in is 100% designed around cars. there’s literally no way to move around if you don’t own a car, there isn’t integrity for bicycle users, for walking, and the public transportation is shit
that’s why i hate cars as a whole
You might as well improve public transport systems through things like green energy. Besides, public transport significantly reduces emissions anyway. A bus has less co2 released than a car in proportion to the amount of passengers it can or will carry.
❤️
Hi
the bus with fewer emotions 

yeah. i envy public transport systems in other countries.

Seoul transport system
HELP I CANT STOP SPINNING
Where I live there’s like 0 public transportation
Yeah, you like, have to have a car
This principle of simply being able to carry more shit with less fuel used proportionally is the same reason why ships are more CO2 friendly than lorries.
Also in Germany there was this interesting project of putting power lines above highways/motorways to power trucks sorta like trams.
They connect directly to the grid, far more efficient than using a battery, and because of a hybrid engine they can also go to places without power lines.
hm.
It sounds ingenious, and hopefully it's not a stupid fad like whatever Elon Musk is trying to achieve with stupid single-passenger hyperloops.
we all know Rally is the best Racing Event
Actually if stupid single passenger hyperloops become a thing, I'm gonna be pissed
Are you dumb? Mariokart is better.
wtf
Mariokart is basically a rally event
What, nooo 
yes
Also the trucks are a significantly quicker solution to reducing emissions than Elon's whimsical ideas of individualised transport
just use cannabis batteries


Who cares anyways
Chaos Theory tells us everything is unpredictable
Why does it all matter
Actually how did that guy get so much money anyway.
Tesla
Elon actually tries to engage with the people at their level.
An experimental car company gave him all of that money?
Makes flamethrower, uses twitter like a 20yo man
Car, stocks, his other companies
unethical practices
Every capitalist exploit
^
every single legal loophole
I mean, it's why they get to the top
Never found interest in having "all that money"
Capitalism doesn't work from a political standpoint
hence why democracies
Because of a very simple thing. People are selfish
Never found fulfilment with all that money.
Too much, and I become meaningless- I have little purpose because I have almost everything.
so I stick to the middle.
I have goals, intentions and a plan
I mean wealth doesn't come to lower classes, and capitalism creates nothing more than a huge rich-poor gap
currently, it's has created a large polarisation of the two sides
"the rich get richer and the poor get poorer"
Also, sorry Saoul.
I will stop about politics
yea its over, ur banned
👍 politic islecord
thanks
thanks
all good
now that Oct is finished in Australia
I am now waiting for a bunch of new Video Games
however.
which ones?
These two next weeks I will have some very fun exams which will be crucial for Uni
what a shit city hahahahahahw
good luck Lightclaw 
thank you 
okay
My city is so much better, theres public transport everywhere
I will now become teacher.
No
Please don't do that to the children
I recently started teaching music again, which is great (piano)
Wow you're old
no
Cool, can you teach me how to play the piano too?
(teaching)
it's not official school teaching. Just at home stuff
it is
I mean, yes.
I'm still teaching them
it’s still education.
capitalism rocks😎
It's just not orchestrated with Australia's education system.
It's mainly just personal education on music and pianos.
- helps if you're doing music at a school
Australia doesn't exist anymore, I removed it. Sorry.
Did you eat it? 
Yes
I'm going to create my own country. Who wants to join it
sure.
Thumb is 1 - Pinky is 5.
Everything else between goes from 2, 3 4.
Middle note of the piano (should be near the keyhole)
is Middle C.
Do note, the piano is like the alphabet. But where the English alphabet stops at Z, we stop at G.
So, A B C D E F G. Then again and again until it stops at the top
Let's start your first scale!
Tone Tone Semitone Tone Tone Tone Semitone.
C D E F G G A B C
Do note.
Even though I use Western Notation, I don't say "Quarter notes"
but use the more formal style
so
Crotchet, Quaver, Minim, Semibreves
great, now do G maj scale
for, 1, 1/2, 2, 4
People who play the piano probably like the color orange
I think my dad showed me how to do that on the guitar, but i forgot how to
lol
i need to be grounded. Im way too selbstverliebt (had to use the german word because no english word fits it well)
Hi Gilby, am i annoying?
No you’re German
I@ going’s back to my old non Halloween self
Why can i not add emojis to my nickname
That's cool
Ghoulbert was a bit scary
spooky month isn't over for another 2 hours and 17 minutes, you fucking traitor.
How dare you
does anyone has fifa 22 ?
Chair briefcase
Yes
No I only play good games
^^^^^^
Actually that’s a lie I play Overwatch 
Do you play fortnite?
Absolute dogshit game and I need help
overwatch or fortnite 😡
Gilbert you are hurting my feelings
Jurassic world evolution 2
yes
Good now play a good battle Royale like apex
Oh sorry 
^^
Good cause I hate YOU
😭
🗿
I don't actually hate you, i only said it to hurt you
Ok good cause I only said it back as a defense mechanism
🙂
sus
Change your profile back to the old one
Don't do this^
i didnt notice that your old one was spooky season related
this one is cool tho
I just didnt like the one with the red background
drunk possum
Hey Milyen
yes
He was eating a pumpkin
hello
That’s spooky month related
Can i add you
Ok
Yeah
add me to what
to my friendlist
sure
that was funny gilbert
I know
cool
yes
hi
hi
hi
was this necessary?
it's cool
yes
john
deep rock galactic
true
Fortnite better
wrong
Correct.
no
Yes
ok
Incorrect.
susler
no you didn't
ok
very good
Dilo has a surprisingly small head
I fucked up the legs, but otherwise... pretty epic
yes
anyone know how to get a link to a server for discord?
i mean like say if i wanted a link to my own isle server, how would i get a link to let people join?
idk if thats a good example to give
he is cured
Uhhh, you are hosting a server?
Then I do not think it is possible sadly, legacy is a mess and all

haret
Harriet
hello
Hat
pejdon
What
pejdon
What
When
How
What
Who
I'm friendly
If you notice all of the novelty skeletons are missing their big leg bones... you know why.
3 calls
Harriet stole his femurs
very true
Wtf Harriet
scary Harriet
4 call
That’s so mean

I’m reporting you
Not you
Oh sorry
Nvm now I am
Hi. You'd like to make a player report?


brick
Shut up
NOOO
your joe deez mama
Yes first I’d like to report Dondi
Go on.
Report dondi
i aint scary tf
the funni copyspaghetti
Yes
Next I’d like to report all the admins, except for maybe krow
ITS HARRIET. EVERYONE RUN.

And lastly myself for being way too cool
report krow for being smelly
Scatter.
don't report Saoul!
Too late

Harriet is horrifying
Also all the retired admins
15a
They stole my femur
Yo wtf. Don't report the Retired admins.
I now have replaced it with 17 toe bones.
yes
Report denied.
can I report Aliens?
can I report @quiet thunder <--- garbo bot
true
He muted me for calling azdarchids a word
I will cry 
stop crying
please
We don't talk about them, Milyen. >:(
lol
oh

Good bye Dalt.
I have something on now
The food bot is being ignored and shunned while the useless piece of shit bot even has its own role
Stop making up fake dinosaurs.
bot gonna take over the server one day
Uhm akshually they are not dinosaurs 🤓
susityrannus
Man. Don't even get me started on what is and isn't a dinosaur.
It doesn't. Exist. Dalt.
You stop it.
Pay no heed to the man behind the curtain.
God, that reminds me. You know what's hilarious?
I didn't
what?
Being called a nazi in my DMs because we've got "Suppression Field" as a bot name and those people not realizing it's a Half-Life 2 reference.
You’re on their side be quiet 🗿
I'm retired, I'm on no one's side
Damn that’s true
If only there was a bot here 
sadly it doesn't exist.

Harriet is the one to fear. Anyone with the Retired role. You think Senior Administrators are powerful - I had way more power as Retired than I ever did or even do now.
@solar herald hello!
aliens
They have the Mod team's ear and consideration - and they also don't have to be nice to you.
How do I play gigasaurs on the evrima game
We should have a islecord breakfast club
What would you change my name to
Maybe if you're good Harriet.
Top 5 most dangerous islecorders:
- Gar/Okxul
- Gaming parasaur
- Gaming parasaur
- Gaming parasaur
- Suppression Field
no
hello ryk
Clearly you don't know about @unreal pier, Dalt. He's the most powerful.
Honorable mentions:
Gaming parasaur
Actually horrifying
hmm i see
oh no
trusurrealguy is the only person in this Discord to actually bring the entire mod team to halt.
Dondi alt account
ThatOneDioDude could probably ban developers from the server judging by his powerlevel
is eberyone alibe?
Swims faster than a polar bear, runs quicker than a deer, can fist fight a gorilla. Etc.
Shut
death threat ^
don't ping devs
No way guys, it is Dapper Hadrosaurus from the isle discord
I wish to ping any dev I want on my birthday please and thank you
Lightclaw the III

Daltonius the Content crate
Lightlcaw the turd
Don't open the crate
sorry Bear
that is ok.
I will die now
nooo
@inspaceandisdead
bear perished in the fires of 72
finally
oh
i perished
Actually bear died from me boxing him like a fish then 20 pumping him in his head #noskin
you pinged
oh
Yes I beat him in a fortnite 1v1

