#offtopic-discussion
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yes
every morning it smells horrible outside from the raccoons.
one day i swear i smelled rotting meat.
finally got the new pfp avatar feature
yes
My army feasts, my army will grow strong
Epico
yes
hi dapper iggy
potassium.
🐸
Frog
Ok
thanks
fornite
🍌
bana
The vaccine gave my bones a stomach ache
'Tis what it felt like
what the og doin
Your bones a stomach ache? Your marrow was upset?

Oslo when
That is Oslo when
baby spino
thank you, to whoever changed my nickname
Zod
well... yeah
drunk weapon
ok
HELLO ISLECORD
hi
dapper iggy
ok and?
hmm i see
Yup
yes
Shhhh, chat is dead. Let it rest.
hi
SHHHHHHHHH
hello
SHUT THE FAK UP
yes
ᵒᵏ ˢᵒʳʳʸ
ᵒᵏ
ₛₕₕₕₕₕ
ᵒᵏ
HOW HOW
Some keyboards come with a small medium and large caps lock button.
ʸᵉˢ
if You only have the one CAPS lock key then You can only use med and large letters.
Locust
®
ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶦˢ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ
ʸᵉˢ
rip
xenomorph^
It is 1 am where I’m at and I’m laying on my bed staring at the ceiling thinking about other dimensional beings from a reality that our minds cannot even begin to handle
think about him instead
ʸᵉˢ
what dinosaur do I draw
Australovenator
good dino
thank you M
You’re welcome C
thanks
all good
even though RDR2 is pretty much the best story game I've played.
Spiderman is pretty good
Ryk, stop sleeping with wild animals. You aren’t Coyote Peterson
Ryk is Shane dawson
let's not

Damn
💀
floppa
big floppa
Hello again
me when islecord
Rex when sees itself
Rex when sees ur mom
Okay im leabing
hi
Juvie spino
Hi
Dapper iggy
Ear
That's me ^
Lies
The
Fun. Good game. 🙂 👍
That is the Fortnite game
Sure
Hmmm I see
New update dropped btw
What's the new update
Hold on
Ok I will hold on

Gives you pepper speed for 60 seconds, health and shield
Oh ok
Unvaulted chug splashes
Hmm I see
And iirc removed the op chug splash cannon
Anyway
Feesh
Remove skull trooper blue eys
sans
Hell chicken, agree or no
agree or no
, or no?
Man-eater best game I've ever played
I remember playing it when it first came out, was very enjoyable
maneater it is then
Sea of thieves sucks now
It was in its golden age in like 2018 when I started playing
Yet again I did almost everything to do in the game so It got kind of dull
and the potc crossover was cool but the game still doesn’t feel like it used to in 2018
and the combat is really awkward, plus the hitreg is awful
Maneater is actually a pretty long game if you wanna 100% it, and it's not unfun to do so like other games I've played
I never beat maneater but got pretty close to, it was really fun
It would have been cool if they added skins like different sharks, hammerhead, great white, tiger shark, blue shark, etc
Also me like shark
maneater has a pretty solid main story line/gameplay, and it’s a godly time waster if you want to 100% it like krow said
godly time waster in that 100%ing it is actually really entertaining
Rathalos pfp
wrathulowse
No, someone possessed him
Fatty
Gilbert
Yoooo it’s rajang
Great jaggi
got vaccinated today
epic unknx moment
grab my balls
yes
I used to hit all my snipes
in fortnite?
ok
_ _
woah
please delete that
According to rule 7 that is not allowed
english exam tomorrow
Rolled
rick ur mom?
muted
@wet echo
https://youtu.be/xe-K518aWOg
Shigeru Miyamoto announces the upcoming animated Mario movie starring Chris Pratt as Mario, Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, Jack Black as Bowser, Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong and so many more!
#IGN #Nintendo #Gaming
JACK BLACK AS BOWSER IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
@floral basalt
Holy shit
........................... X to doubt
Its true
Why did the Fortnite guy get muted
he played fortnite
now that's generous
Yes
I doubt Im that smart
Sorry I have accidentally spread misinformation with the Robert Downy Jr Walugi I am very sorry It was a funny joke I wanted share
<@&401466542140817419>
I got this from someone idk and I never talked to before
It says it’s someone in this server and I dont appreciate being sent this kind of messages
I'll deal with it, thank you.
Thank youu!!!
WTF MONEY YUMMMM
I NEED MONEY
College is expensive these days
Aint no $2,000

$50,000 a semester
meanwhile we get paid to go to school like aboslute chads
Bro
All I got to do to fit in is die my hair and wear blue contacts
Then I can become SWEEDE
I’ll see you in 12 hours
idk why but I fucking love it so much
I guess the isle really does help in everyday life.
nooooo!
What are you dumb-dumbs doing.
yeah and i'm adjusting your mom (owned)
(holy shit)

im leaving century age of ashes discord
(they won't release the game)
Cringe
blocked 🙂
comes out on December 2nd tho
oof
wasn't it supposed to be sometime in november before
its why game devs shouldn't give etas
Offtopic discussioning 
its a free game no less, its not like you've pre-purchased it
Century age of your mom
yoooo destroyed
Fucking ryzens so overvoltaged
thanks for making me having nightmares because of the default settings👍
sleep paralysis computer
just go to a community college much cheaper ~$2-6k/semester
Is there a <@&401466542140817419> currently available for me to DM at this time?
Go ahead.




Hello
Dinosaurs.
I can not
Whoa sharks someone ping @nocturne temple and @wheat bramble they need to see this
Are sharks good animals
No
Oh
_ _
🤯
_ _
No getting rid of it now

Cry
NOOOOOO
HOW DID YOU CATCH IT


I almost touched some grass today
Almost
Yeah it was close
Barely escaped with my life
Type cool if you’re a massive nerd
Cool
Yeah I forgor
Why are cats so quiet and jump from the slightest noise
while dogs make the most noise possible
They are both carnivores but maybe because cats rely on stealth
Dogs are social animals and some breeds specifically serve as alarms
One hunts in packs the other is solitary. A lot of noise can disorient a prey animal so that other dogs can have an easier time hitting the spots. Cats have less stamina and need to catch the prey the first time.
Hey my dog may be stupid but I still love him
Ambush hunter and Endurance hunter🙂
Isle reference
^ dogs being generally smarter than cats
Doubt
It’s true
Dogs as a species are more intelligent
Both are smart, it’s just cats are fucking evil so their intelligence is more pronounced
Ambush predator (NOT isle reference)
(Jk cats are pretty cool dudes, it’s just sometimes they are kinda evil)
Cats hold ctrl so they have it easy.
Is that a BoB (Beasts of Bermuda) reference?
of course
I do not understand
Is named foster
Skill issue :/
:TI_Stego:
Some times I feel cats are smarter than dogs other times I feel the opposite
📲
Both are dumb
Cats > Dogs
Cats > Dogs
Cats < Dogs
Pigeons> both
Me > You
Foster
Retsof
Not pog
noegiPtaF
Joe
Are there even pigeons where you live? For some reason I feel as if they would steer clear of that area
Fuzzy state
Fuzzy state
He at them all
Fuzzy state
Foster state
Yeah there’s pigeons around here. We have a bird feeder in our backyard and they come all the time
That’s called feeding Vermin.
Ok now wait for hawk to do a funni
That’s called feeding good animals
Would a pigeon survive the isle by afterthought llc
Smh tbh haast lmao
Pigeons are pretty adaptable although ptera would exist, the fact that pigeons can fly invalidates most predators on the island
Smh, tbf, tbh, iirc, lol, lmao, idk, idc
Flight is viable
do not capitalize any words it makes me mad
🥶
OK FAT PIGEON I WILL NOT CAPITALIZE ANY WORDS
BALLS
OH MY GOD
I WILL capitalize a random word
nO i dIDN'T
AND SAY URINARY TRACT INFECTION
oK
This will get them angry
I will capitalize random words to make blank angry
☝️
Fish
👇
person below is a poop face
Forever saved
Oh
Bad place
Hello
ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ
yes
Nice crop
yes
Dapper iggy
That's me 
yes
hello

Why
Diaper
next up
ping me ping me ping
i love this
🐻❄️


dont do it
ok
He regrets this every waking moment
NOOOO
i made potato soup with ground beef, corn, and green beans with sharp cheddar cheese
Hell yeah, boy. Look at that soup.
I'd eat it

soup
ok
Potato soup is the best 😋

pumpkin soup
and Tomato Soup
Tomato soup with grilled cheese
NOOOO

I like cheeseburgers,tacos,enchiladas, and tamales. 🙂 👍
america
I see
Lightclaw sees

Pachycephmlasors
Pachysaurus
Yea that
The isle official discord
gilbert
Yes
That is indeed gilbert
I changed my nickname on this server to dapper iggy
Now no one will know that it's a nick name.
i do now
Legacy

Yes
Legacy
Wide meme sucks
Wide giga 👍
Band jokes are better
U suk

Your mom- actually I'm not going to finish that sentence please don't harm me 
Crinti. Shut.
How do you get 2 piccolo players to play in tune?
Knock one out
Piccolo? The green guy from Dragonball
Wide memes good
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut a oboe in half
none
How do you make a baritone sound like a French horn?
Put your hand in the bell and play the wrong notes

End this
How many cornet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one
Milyen shut up
Time to end this once and for all
2, one to do it and another to say they can do it better

Milyen
END IT
Maybe

🦗
Crocket
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
What does a electric guitar and a vacuum have in common?
They both suck when plugged in
What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza? 🙂
THATS IT
What
One can feed a family
That's a bit too far

🙂
THATS IT. IM REPORTING YOU TO DONDI
NOOO
What's the difference between a lawn mower and an alto sax?
I play one
The neighbors don't complain when you tune your lawnmower
Whats the, deal with, uh. Banjos, right ✅ 👌
Banjos
imagine tuning your saxophone
Shut, smelly Krow, smelly allo main
How many flutists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Alr 
Nooo, krow don't leave us 
5, 2 to do it together and 3 to say they can do it higher
Time to unleash my full wrath upon you
(tis just joke) ^
I don't get it, my 🧠 hurts
Your mom's a joke 
What are you gonna do? Sit on me with ur fat useless para
Get your mom'ed
Para bad animal
Your mom's a bad animal
One more ok


leave
How many 1st chair piccolo players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1, they hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them
Your mom's cool
the range
Shut up
Your mom said shut up
SHUT THE FUCK UP
No u
THATS IT IM LEAVING
Bye
Shut up
Why
Your mom
Guys I got a joke wanna hear it
Sure
Why did the chicken cross the road
Because your mom
how did you know?
Because your mom knows
I don't know what I have become
I've become an endless your mom joke portal
Whats the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?
both are bad
BTS is a band from asia, Logan Paul is banned from asia
Your mom's bad 
How much u wanna bet criniti is searching up “shitty jokes” 
I looked up the bts one ngl the others are me trying to remember the bad band jokes from highschool
How many clarinets does it take to unclog a toilet?
0 because they cant clog a toilet
As many as you want just ignore the screaming

What's the difference between a cornet player and a trumpet player?
how tf do you get banned from an entire continent?
.......
LMAO
CRINITI
Did he actually get banned from the entirety of Asia
They think there's a difference
crinjiti
its just now clicking that it was probably a joke
it just sounded like something he would do though 
How do you make a diy viola?
Take a bow to a untuned guitar
Last but not least
How do you know someone is a band director?
when they do weird things with chopsticks?
"One more time" is a lie
thats always a lie though
No, do not make piano jokes
yes, don't make me sad
Shut up lightclaw. Go cry.
Mean
banned
No u
thanks
yes
Piano jokes?
no please no
idk what this means but I found it on the internet
piano joke haha
no
^
actually a funnier "You're under arrest"
is
"You're under a wrist"
No. Pls
Please Crin.
Nothing to do with Pianos nor Music Producers please
I'll have to think of some piano jokes. Mine are mostly concert band jokes
absolute comedy
🥓
yes
Hmm I see
Bacon + Piggy + Filipe
=
Beautiful
What's the worst part of being a professional pianist?
People always put bread in your drink
SHAT UP



Billy Joel
What's a pianists worst nightmare?
..
Piano Man
Being called a piano man
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say man what are you doing here
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I don't know any piano jokes so I had to make a couple up
thank you
How do you land a gig as a pianist?
Blocked
Play a bunch of scales and call it improv
Oh I remember one

left hand going down - C to Bb, to Ab, to G
So a G flat, B flat, and E flat walk into a bar
They're refused service for being minors
octaves, of course.
But playing the lower on the beat, then the higher on the offbeat
What's the difference between a pianist and guitarist?
The pianist thinks they're cooler
When will the suffering end
most of the right hand is just improv.
I mainly stay in C minor blues unless I want to add improv on improv to jazz things up
I'ma go watch the walking dead. Cya losers.
I try to stick to one motif at a time.
So, I usually start with a known piece. Fur Elise in C minor.
so just A natural to A flat (semitone difference)
and try to play in a blues scale.
I played piano once upon a time but fell out of it because every time I tried to practice my brother would bitch and moan about how he can't hear the TV then turn around and "play" piano as loud as possible while we were watching tv
Piano is a shocking amount of stretching.
However, that main motif changes a lot due to "I don't want to copy Fur Elise"
it's mainly just inspiration and so people actually think they know what I'm playing
We have a baby grand, there's no volume switch on it
Look at how far a pianist can stretch their fingers. It's fuckin' crazy.
Saoul please
I can stretch around 14-15 keys
Anything but that
Jesus christ.
That pfp is giving me a flight response
That's a lot of keys.
nice pfp
Can confirm I can go 10 notes from thumb to pinky can reach C to the next octave E
Oh it gets better Krow...
Oh no
it looks like a room from The Stanley Parable
@surreal nacelle
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They're waiting for you.
yes
Saoul do you know any band/music jokes? They don't have to be good
They are going to fail im already gone
My students often stare at me.
They're not use to stretching their fingers wide enough.
Uh... Maybe.
They see me rollin'.
They Haydn
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can't tuna fish.
That's the only one I know.
Nice
but you can tuna piano
Ffs not you to saoul.
Hey saoul, how much rootbeer can you fit in a tuba?
How much.
More than you can in a saxophone
You're not wrong.

which Sax
Alto
I can't take anymore instrument jokes
I do not understand
nah, Soprano can hold more 
Oh geez
My head hurts too much
It means soft to very, very loud.
Oh
YOOOO I have your Roblox account password. Thx noob.
Free robux?
My new password is literally 23 digits long. I hope the IT Guy is pissed.
I tried playing fff, it just wasn't my forte

Fortississimo


Time to try every possible letter combination with 23 characters
What's funny is that statement is 24. Close...
You just change the 23 to 24 ez
Fuck that.
Na you gotta throw them off and say 23 even though it's 24
moderator thing ^
I'm too attached to my icon
I would like to keep my alphabet nickname going, thank you
The moderators are communicating
I am now watching the walking dead.
yes
Look, you can see Punch
Im going to sleep this headache off, good night chaps
Oh yeah I see him
Ciao
Night krow
Gnight
Kight Nrow

New joke time.
A teacher, a doctor, and a lawyer all die and end up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter meets them there and says "It's good to have you here, but we're a little overcrowded today. You'll each have to answer one question before I can let you in."
Peter turns to the teacher and says, "What was the name of the enormous ship that hit an iceberg and sank in the early 1900s?"
The teacher smiles and says, "That's easy. The Titanic."
St. Peter lets the teacher in, then turns to the doctor and says, "Give or take 100, how many people died when the Titanic sank"
The doctor answered, "Well, that's a tricky one, but luckily I just saw the movie, so I know that there were about 1500 victims."
St. Peter lets the doctor in; then with a look of amusement, he says to the lawyer, "Name the 1500 victims."
Night night smelly krow
What the fucj
Rip the lawyer
Woah that's a Lot of words
My friend's piano was made one year after the titanic sunk
and one year before ww1 started
Sounds like that piano caused WW1.
So I always tell him.
"You're piano was made from the titanic.
And causes WW1"
Good.
Saoul stop guessing my answers
Hmmm what part of the band have I not picked on yet.....

1st and 2nd Violinists
Trumpets are pretty safe to pick on.
most have a membrane-ophone
They're standing in the back pretending they matter
yes
🇺🇸
Wow that's kind of illegal
I gave my drummer a song that I was working on.
He started writing stuff for the beat.
The day later, I got it back.
Took everything he wrote down- and redid it because drummers don't know how to make beats good unless they're doing it live
Is that seriously piano tiles X ddr??
yes
How do you know you're dating a pianist?
They keep stringing you along
your lore
ice age 3 lore
yes
yes
yes
anyone wanna talk about troodon?
it cool
No
Damn I missed all the puns 
Let's talk about megalania instead
you did
good animal
you wanna die?

yes
troodon
yes
Lamo
ceratosaurus when it was just added to survival in legacy
https://youtu.be/OQL1VPV3iNA
growth stages of troodon
Funni alien*
yes
that clip took me way too long to find
Ok
gotta rewrite it all
NO MORE ICE AGE 3 LORE

No

Ok

@rose thorn just Google "short term negative impacts of renewable energy"
I found it with the help of @gentle oriole
Huh?
I was summoned
What were they? I'm curious?
look it up
I did look it up and I want to know which ones they're using cause I'm nosy
i see
Also I took a few sustainability classes in college so I'm not an expert but I'm hopefully more educated on green energy and sustainability than the average person
Definitely haven't written at least 5 papers and 2 presentations about why fracking is actually terrible and contaminates the water table among other very bad things
yes

Did/do you play any instruments milyen?
not really
Rip
Hi
Then who am i
Dapper iggy
np
thank you
Thank him
Him? Shes a woman, fuckibg ploar vrea
Yeah criniti is definitely a male
Tbf she uses more dad joke than a dad
yes
*11
lol look at him do funny dance 😂😂 yeah so funny i am laughing
no
check your closet
When I was small I thought closet means bathroom 
I’m gonna say something mean to you in dms @rough hollow
it can be
yes
Die
That's not nice krayt
Apologize
@rough hollow should play Fortnite with me and @wheat bramble
Unless
ᵘⁿˡᵉˢˢ
yes
yes
:toaster:
Speaking of toast
yes
yes
No... the earth is way more than that. Dense molten core surrounded by squishy hot rock before a layer of solid.
It's more like one of those sour gumballs. Hard candy coating, gum interior, then sour juice in the middle.
How deep is the flat earth supposed to be anyways?
who knows. Strange theory
I feel like with all the holes in the "flat Earth", it's alleged constant acceleration upwards, and the material... we should have shattered like a Pringle in an air cannon.
No, their idea is that it's upward force from the world accelerating. They don't believe in the traditional model of gravity.
Every other celestial body is allowed to be spherical, not Earth.
I mean. I definitely am.
As far as I know, everyone's just a construct of my imagination and these are my fleeting moments as I'm being pulled off life support from a mortal, crippling injury.
yes
^
I think Zod needs help
why?
Because he starting to feel human emotions
true
sadly






