never will
#offtopic-discussion
pulsar plover
rough hollow
pulsar plover
ok??
rough hollow
RyK, when are you alive?
pulsar plover
hello
gilded epoch
pulsar plover
hi
rough hollow
Probably in 20xx
pulsar plover
dog flash
gilded epoch
rough hollow
gilded epoch
rough hollow
pulsar plover
jagged kindle
https://tenor.com/view/gugugaga-gif-19980196
Here’s yo milk
rough hollow
Here’s yo milk
thank you
pulsar plover
lol
jagged kindle
🙂
pulsar plover
ok
rough hollow
and dead ^
pulsar plover
ryk did you die from lightclaws annoying youtube
rough hollow
pulsar plover
yes i am
rough hollow
Fight
rough hollow
He’s banned
pulsar plover
i will win 100%
pulsar plover
whos banned @rough hollow
rough hollow
Yeah send this gif again
pulsar plover
lightclaw right now
pulsar plover
whats wrong lightclaw u cant breath
rough hollow
Thats spiderman from jurassic world Z
yes
pulsar plover
you can breath anymore lightclaw
pulsar plover
https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-idea-what-im-doing-no-idea-andy-dwyer-parks-and...
thats right u have no idea
jagged kindle
Kill the kid
Got it
rough hollow
thats right u have no idea
pulsar plover
its light claw
rough hollow
yes
pulsar plover
https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863
youll never go to heaven
rough hollow
rough hollow
Captain Russia^
pulsar plover
https://tenor.com/view/fat-gainer-gainer-fatness-obese-boy-obesity-gif-20899910
click oin link to find lightclaw
pulsar plover
not me 100%
rough hollow
yes
rough hollow
This is what lightclaw said. The red one is his last message
void zinc
Wow, that's mean.
void zinc
Mister Grinch.
pulsar plover
lightclaw i wa sjust joking about ryk dying form ur tyoutube
pulsar plover
jk
rough hollow
lightclaw i wa sjust joking about ryk dying form ur tyoutube
yes
void zinc
pulsar plover
lol
void zinc
I say this in a Jim method since the movie.
I saw that movie with my grandma back in ye olden times.
rough hollow
yes
pulsar plover
I saw that movie with my grandma back in ye olden times.
lol
rough hollow
Grinch is hulk with fur
void zinc
Incorrect.
rough hollow
I remember one of my teachers putting it on for xmas quite some time ago
void zinc
Grinch might actually be stronger.
void zinc
Hulk can punch so hard he punches you back in time, the Grinch has all the powers of Jim Carrey.
rough hollow
YO ZOD, CARREY DEEZ NUTS
void zinc
I wish you were funny.
rough hollow
Please this was a bit
I wish RyK was alive
Why are u being grinch zod
Atleast tell me it was decent
because Full is robot
pulsar plover
🐊 the isle deino
rough hollow
Lightclaw be honest, was it good
rough hollow
^ zod pressing permamute on islecorders
rough hollow
Lightclaw be honest, was it good
👉 👈 kinda
pulsar plover
ok
pulsar plover
FULL??
rough hollow
Full = Saoul
pulsar plover
oh ok
rough hollow
Saoul means drunk in French (?)
Full means drunk in Norwegian 
pulsar plover
if he mutes us i quit the isle
somber wraith
rough hollow
get ready
solemn spoke
skill issue
rough hollow
So zod is drunk rn.
rough hollow
skill issue
you like it?
pulsar plover
2
rough hollow
So zod is drunk rn.
always
pulsar plover
1
rough hollow
solemn spoke
you like it?
👍
somber wraith
pulsar plover
where not muted after 15 secs where fine
haughty thicket
What the fuck is that
rough hollow
Fucking buffed ptera
somber wraith
ur mom
solemn spoke
What the fuck is that
cearadactylus
frosty zealot
Sorry to bug but on evrima somebody remade free grows no waits and pretty much stole the server, please don’t join the fake server
haughty thicket
its kinda.. ugly
solemn spoke
it is, but thats why its epic
somber wraith
yes
pulsar plover
is lightclaw muted
somber wraith
no
pulsar plover
he hasnet said anything in ages
young gale
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
rough hollow
Hasnet
pulsar plover
ok
somber wraith
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
yes
frosty zealot
Good boy
solemn spoke
it's looking into my soul
pulsar plover
wtf
somber wraith
Evil
frosty zealot
<:trollgedespair:870484048554885241> it's looking into my soul
Is that in jwe2?
pulsar plover
evil at its max
solemn spoke
Is that in jwe2?
yes
somber wraith
Is that in jwe2?
yes
frosty zealot
Why is it so buff
solemn spoke
dunno
frosty zealot
Wait if you preorder it can you play
pulsar plover
ok
solemn spoke
Wait if you preorder it can you play
nah
frosty zealot
Aw
solemn spoke
the preorder just gives you some vehicle skins
frosty zealot
Well ima still get the deluxe edition
somber wraith
yes
frosty zealot
What does deluxe give lol
rough hollow
Life
somber wraith
same
pulsar plover
dona life is sad😿
solemn spoke
its jank but better than jwe1 
WTF
frosty zealot
i uave the same carno <:PES_Happy:493353112493621258>
solemn spoke
what is that
somber wraith
Code
rough hollow
The code of update 4
somber wraith
it's the u4 code
pulsar plover
oh ok
frosty zealot
Just send the screenshot 
pulsar plover
ok
somber wraith
way better than the first game
solemn spoke
hopefully its ironed out, considering its a dev build and they have 2 months before launch
rough hollow
Ahut up and buy it
pulsar plover
is update 4 for the isle coming soon
somber wraith
yes
rough hollow
No, the game is dead
solemn spoke
Ahut up and buy it
im gonna regardless
pulsar plover
No, the game is dead
yeh
somber wraith
pulsar plover
ok
soft nacelle
I am probably gonna buy it
somber wraith
e🅱️ic
rough hollow
Man, I love how the anims actually have weight
somber wraith
yes
rough hollow
Been looking too much Isle anims, so I forgot how weight feels
somber wraith
soft nacelle
rough hollow
That 1.8ton Carno looks heavier than our 6 ton stego
somber wraith
:(
soft nacelle
Your mom looks heavier than both
rough hollow
Shadow of Retsof, perish
pulsar plover
ok
soft nacelle
Annihilated
covert bay
doubt these animations are getting fixed within a few months but one could hope, I guess.
rough hollow
@rough hollow
somber wraith
yooo Ryks clone
somber wraith
void zinc
Maybe it'll end the same way too.
rough hollow
an draw empire
void zinc
No one wins, then everyone just awkwardly shuffles in place.
rough hollow
No one wins, then everyone just awkwardly shuffles in place.
Emperor who?
So idk anything the real ryk, was he cool
rough hollow
So idk anything the real ryk, was he cool
gilded epoch
Your mom
rough hollow
thank you
burnt mulch
<@!358457413827035146> ^
rough hollow
yes
somber wraith
yes
somber wraith
yes
burnt mulch
I see
rough hollow
capital M milyen
yes
somber wraith
ok
pulsar plover
i just started proccessing 3 videos currently
somber wraith
ok cool
rough hollow
I will report it to the youtube.
young gale
Or be like me. MilyeN
no. i will not be like the smoll gif person
rough hollow
you will be BeaR
rough hollow
@onyx surge Do you think the Isle animations in general can represent weight properly?
onyx surge
<@!136599675577958400> Do you think the Isle animations in general can represen...
I think a good many of them don't. I think they could.
rough hollow
I think a good many of them don't. I think they could.
I watched JWE 2 and PK animations, and I think the thing is missing is the movement of muscles and fat on their body. The Isle animals walk like every inch of them are tense.
rough hollow
Well there are many aspects that I don't like ( starting with acro model) but I think their animation represents weight better.
young gale
JWE 2 looks gross af imo
leave (dont ban me pls. is just joke.)
somber wraith
BANNED
onyx surge
leave (dont ban me pls. is just joke.)
It's just the first game with more tedium.
gilded epoch
young gale
It's just the first game with more tedium.
but but but......marine reptiles. 
rough hollow
or if not jwe, then PK. I can see the loose muscle moving while the dinosaurs are running/stepping or whatever, while the Isle is like.. it's like every on of their muscle is tense and they have no fat.
somber wraith
onyx surge
but but but......marine reptiles. <:TI_HypsiPlead:721795220596850688>
That make no water ripples. 
rough hollow
JWE 2 looks gross af imo
gilded epoch
JWE 2 looks gross af imo
I think it looks kinda cool, i beat the first game and when the second was announced i thought to myself “why didnt they just add aquatics overtime lol they didnt need to make a new game
young gale
That make no water ripples. <:Doubt:835734829566787655>
fair point
gilded epoch
Prehistoric kingdom actually caught my eye
rough hollow
I'm getting both
If we want to be real, JWE 2 should've been what JWE is by default, but oh well.
somber wraith
yes
gilded epoch
They really didnt need to make a part 2 to add all of that stuff
rough hollow
If we want to be real, JWE 2 should've been what JWE is by default, but oh well.
oh well, Frontier. Am I right
onyx surge
This shot looks like a PS2 Jaws Unleashed screenshot.
gilded epoch
This shot looks like a PS2 Jaws Unleashed screenshot.
Honestly it does
somber wraith
rough hollow
but but
idk other dinosaurs looks much better.
I mean higher quality than this for sure.
but but smooth face pachyrhino
young gale
ew
somber wraith
rough hollow
Jurassic World in a nutshell ^
Plastic? Ark has the best plastic dinosaurs
I'm sad PK was delayed.
But, at least I'll get to play the beta when it's out 
the alpha was poorly optimised and quite limiting
onyx surge
Why does this man look like a disappointed pterasaur character from a future Land Before Time: 3D?
somber wraith
yes
young gale
@rough hollow
rough hollow
PK looks more of a honest work than JWE2, however I still like jwe2
rough hollow
Why does this man look like a disappointed pterasaur character from a future Lan...
Jurassic World Minmi
rough hollow
PK looks more of a honest work than JWE2, however I still like jwe2
JWE2 will be my preparation to PK
rough hollow
Jurassic World Minmi
does it even look like this Universal?
onyx surge
I mean I'm not gonna glass you for wanting or buying the game, but I can't say I'll understand investing $75 dollars into DELUXE JWE 1.0-but-2.0-with-a-lot-of-waiting-and-useless-tedious-bullshit.
rough hollow
I just have the money to spend
I have barely anything to play
and JWE2 looks half decent. Nothing crazy
onyx surge
Yeah it's that late summer bit where stuff that's come out is old and the Fall wave isn't here yet.
I understand.
somber wraith
rough hollow
and waiting for the isle to get updates
somber wraith
:(
rough hollow
I'm just glad I stayed in Sea of Thieves Quality Assurance.
at least it's something to do
onyx surge
I'm not particularly fervent for TI updates.
rough hollow
sadly, I am
onyx surge
Like I do QA stuff, yeah, but I don't have interest in actually playing until much later.
rough hollow
because the "much later" seems a lot more interesting
@onyx surge If you put aside your general disgust of JWE/JWE2, can we agree (this is bit unpolished version) that this still looks heavier than any isle dinosaur in the game (both evrima and legacy)? https://youtube.com/clip/Ugwa2XEqmfOab2FUd2R4AaABCQ
it's a clip btw, so you doN't have to watch 40 min.
yes
onyx surge
Mmm. Yeah I'd say that has a superior display of weight in the motion. But that jitter on the turn...
rough hollow
yeah, the jitter is probably because of alpha gameplay. I think
somber wraith
hope
onyx surge
That fucking foot just BLIP BLIP.
rough hollow
yeah, the jitter is probably because of alpha gameplay. I think
^
It's heavy, but floppy
onyx surge
It may be a bit much in terms of the floppy.
rough hollow
Which lines up with the depiction of them in the movies
onyx surge
Their allo is a gross troglodyte so it's kind of hard to compare too well.
rough hollow
lmao
I just want the Isle dinosaurs to feel heavy 
Look at how much the tail sags
rough hollow
I just want the Isle dinosaurs to feel heavy <a:sadJuiceCry:802317950669291560>
soon 
Looks limp tbh
covert bay
you know what would be cool for JWE2? pre or post-mesozoic creatures as DLC. Probably won't happen but it's a nice thought.
covert bay
I just want the Isle dinosaurs to feel heavy <a:sadJuiceCry:802317950669291560>
you'd have to rework all of their animations and the physics from the ground-up. IMO The Isle used to have top-tier game dinosaurs but eh... not so much anymore. They have great designs that are the perfect blend of realistic and 'cool,' but don't hold up mechanically anymore.
IMO, Prehistoric Kingdom is the peak and golden standard when it comes to game dinosaurs right now.
silk cedar
real harness
you know what would be cool for JWE2? pre or post-mesozoic creatures as DLC. Pr...
considering we're most likely gonna see some creatures from the early Triassic in dominion i wouldn't be surprised if we get dlc like that
lystrosaurus is confirmed for the movie anyways
somber wraith
yes
somber wraith
what?
rough hollow
Long time no see
somber wraith
ok
rough hollow
somber wraith
hmm i see
rough hollow
Cute? No awesome? Yes
silk cedar
Wat
rough hollow
yes
rough hollow
you'd have to rework all of their animations and the physics from the ground-up....
They're not even realistic
Like there are no muscle simulations when animating, for example
sharp pendant
hypsi players
rough hollow
yes
silk cedar
Banned for posting animals in danger
rough hollow
I remember when I had once flung a stinkbug with a doorstopper ish thingy
burnt mulch
<@!358457413827035146> <:Hollow:798134807577755649>
rough hollow
burnt mulch
Rex’s self control >>>> inhibitor chip
rough hollow
yes
gilded epoch
I remember when I had once flung a stinkbug with a doorstopper ish thingy
I hate stinkbugs so much, they creep the shit out of me because whenever i see one it just stands there and stares at me with its black eyes
Like sometimes i dont even know they are there and i turn around and right next to me i just see this
I remember once i was on my chair and i grabbed the side of the chair and felt something hard and threw it, i didnt see anything so i thought it was plastic or something and then i felt my neck and there was one of these fuckers on the back of my neck
rough hollow
rose crow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855535605178171422/880191258084118538/s...
Wholesome
rough hollow
fun
covert bay
considering we're most likely gonna see some creatures from the early Triassic i...
We're finally getting therapsids and synapsids? That's cool.
covert bay
They're not even realistic
Exactly my point. The Isle's dinosaurs don't even properly blink or move their eyes after all of these years... Even PoT's properly blink.
rough hollow
and the thing about muscle simulations is that they help to figure out how the animal move
rough hollow
Exactly my point. The Isle's dinosaurs don't even properly blink or move their e...
QoL
emus are not the best of references for most theropods, as emus and birds in general are highly aberrant, anatomically speaking
covert bay
emus are not the best of references for most theropods, as emus and birds in gen...
The Isle's dinosaurs just don't have any muscle simulations going for them at all.
rough hollow
yeah
covert bay
they have some jiggle effects but that's about it.
as far as the indie dino survival game market goes, they're the best out there, but that's it.
past hull
ow my heart
had cops knock on my door randomly they had the wrong apartment scared me shitless i was trying to figure out what the hell i did to have two cops needed to come get me LOL
hardy phoenix
They came to investigate why you are on the islecord.
past hull
lol
gilded epoch
rough hollow
anyone here play scum??
lapis skiff
Bought it but haven't installed yet 🙈
hardy phoenix
Welcome to the isle.
rough hollow
A good game
Yeah say that again
rough hollow
Yeah say that again
Sorry
Say it’s a good game again
threat
Its a good game agaim
solar herald
jagged kindle
Stop hitting on saoulzods admins
rough hollow
Im just welcoming her??? What ? I cant say nice things to somebody??
hardy phoenix
Only the real RyK can.
rough hollow
rough hollow
Whats good, beautiful? <:fingerguncool:807246458188726312>
Could you like, 
Die?
Maybe
solar herald
RyK
next shoal
he died
next shoal
ye stabbing him felt surprisingly good
rough hollow
next shoal
I missed some vital points cuz of his fat tho
solar herald
ah
rough hollow
I missed some vital points cuz of his fat tho
Your mom doesnt miss any vital points
rough hollow
void zinc
RIP the last big cow. A storm took it down.
void zinc
Crane or was already on the pole when they raised it.
"Big cow on pole" is actually not uncommon of a structure in the US. We like our weird art installations.
hardy phoenix
It became real and flew up there with wings, idk man a cow on a pole is kinda weird.
next shoal
It became real and flew up there with wings, idk man a cow on a pole is kinda we...
what? wings? lmao, why do you think it has antlers
wait I'm stupid and I can't type
void zinc
We just like stuff. There's a ball of yarn that's pretty damn big. "Come see the thing"
After the interstate system was built a lot of small towns built THINGS to draw attention.
hardy phoenix
what? wings? lmao, why do you think it has antlers
It flew with the antler wings i meant. 
next shoal
what? wings? lmao, why do you think it has antlers
what do you think it's antlers are for*
next shoal
It flew with the antler wings i meant. <:TI_WeSmart:464844598905405450>
smart
rough hollow
its kitsch
hardy phoenix
We just like stuff. There's a ball of yarn that's pretty damn big. "Come see the...
Oh, so anything to get attention on the town i see.
void zinc
Pretty much.
void zinc
Mhm. Germans, man. They crazy but come up with cool creatures.
next shoal
oh you didn't see polish creatures
there aren't any
hardy phoenix
Ah, Jackalope.
hardy phoenix
Oh.
void zinc
Jackalopes are what happen the native Americans see a rabbit and go "well, what if it had horns".
next shoal
btw I have no idea how the fuck did a dragon end up in polish culture
like...we don't even have lizards bigger than a hand
hardy phoenix
Jackalopes are what happen the native Americans see a rabbit and go "well, what ...
So, the difference is no wings and fangs.
rough hollow
btw I have no idea how the fuck did a dragon end up in polish culture
bones of horses and giraffes
void zinc
Also they're the lithe rabbits, not the fat fluffy ones, Egull.
rough hollow
bones of horses and giraffes
Don't know what the bones belong to? Then they belong to a giant monsterous creature, perhaps some reptile
hardy phoenix
Also they're the lithe rabbits, not the fat fluffy ones, Egull.
Wolpertinger looks rather fluffy to me.
rough hollow
I mean there was some theory that bones of Protoceratops were the basis for the griffin
void zinc
Wolpertinger looks rather fluffy to me.
Jackalopes are the skinny fast AF rabbits.
hardy phoenix
Ah those.
rough hollow
also one asian dragon bone actually belonged to the (in)famous giant gorilla-esque orangutan, Gigantopithecus
hardy phoenix
The real fast ones that break your ankles if youd try to chase them.
void zinc
Or their own, yeah.
hardy phoenix
Actually?
void zinc
Mhm. Startle them and they can really hurt themselves. Same as "domesticated" rabbits.
rough hollow
what is your favourite kind of goose
i think mine might be the cape barren goose (pictured), barnacle goose or Hawaiian goose
hardy phoenix
Mhm. Startle them and they can really hurt themselves. Same as "domesticated" ra...
I know that with birds since they could fly against something or just fall over, i thought mammals would be more robust compared tho them.
hardy phoenix
i think mine might be the cape barren goose (pictured), barnacle goose or Hawaii...
Only goose i remember seeing is canadian goose, kinda the default skin.
void zinc
I know that with birds since they could fly against something or just fall over,...
Rabbits can be spooked into action, jump with their back legs so far that they break their own spines.
hardy phoenix
Yikes.
void zinc
Rabbits are also just bad animals. They have so little fat that you'll go crazy eating them. Your brain needs fats to function.
rough hollow
I like how barnacle geese are so robust
- they nest in helsinki and other areas in the south
void zinc
All geese are murder. Nothing beats plain white goose. Orange bill, mostly white, big dumb duck feet. Only hostility.
They're called "Snow Geese" or something like that.
hardy phoenix
Considering rabbits proportions breaking something seems inevitable.
rough hollow
snow geese are the white ones in the arctic
then there are domesticated geese, which are simply just a domesticated form of greylag geese or swan geese
They want you dead
void zinc
Fight the goose. See your survival chances.
rough hollow
I want u dead
solemn spoke
Fight the the
void zinc
I saw what you did earlier, RyK.
solemn spoke
void zinc
Don't hit on my admin.
rough hollow
B-but
solemn spoke
sussy baka
void zinc
RyK. If you hit on my admin I'm going to go to your house, take your pillow case off your pillow, have a poo in it, then swing it around slapping the walls so it leaves poo smears on everything.
leaden sparrow
saoul you're pretty cute :)
void zinc
Incorrect.
rough hollow
RyK. If you hit on my admin I'm going to go to your house, take your pillow case...
This is amazing. You will kill me without touching me.
greylag geese look like this, and so do some domestic breeds
void zinc
The only redeeming factor a goose has is that they're tasty.
hardy phoenix
RyK. If you hit on my admin I'm going to go to your house, take your pillow case...
In other words, you have lost the privelege to call us weird.
void zinc
You think the spawns of Satan will have dedicated dinners?
hardy phoenix
Goose arent that bad.
rough hollow
and flightless geese have evolved in hawaii and also new zealand
Its just a cute bird zod
fresh shale
Y'know after so many years of seeing nothing but canadian geese i completely forgot other species existed.
and they're all equally as big of an asshole as canadian geese.
solemn spoke
Soulsad
hardy phoenix
Swans can be an actual danger, while geese are rather annoying they arent as dangerous.
rough hollow
modern day shant or whatever
fresh shale
I honestly just wonder why people absolutely lose their minds if a goose flies at them, you could grab that noodle neck and yeet the thing much easier than i think people realize
rough hollow
Swans can be an actual danger, while geese are rather annoying they arent as dan...
I will fucking snap their neck and drink their blood
void zinc
Geese have teeth and I hate it.
void zinc
Don't fuck with swans, but you can probably take a goose.
rough hollow
well, their jaw muscles are covered in skin
rough hollow
Don't fuck with swans, but you can probably take a goose.
Thanks
fresh shale
Swans bring fear
geese are just aggressive nuisances
void zinc
I honestly just wonder why people absolutely lose their minds if a goose flies a...
The majority of people just have a fear of animal attack these days. You could probably fight a bunch of animals, but there's such a fear of bodily harm or a greater fear of hurting the animal.
rough hollow
^^^
fresh shale
that's true, I'm sure in an actual setting I'd probably not immediately go "oh a long neck to grab" and just focus on getting away
rough hollow
i mean the morality of killing or harming is a problem
void zinc
It's why I say this Discord could maybe fight a pissed off squirrel.
rough hollow
I think just with your feet you could destroy all the animals that you commonly meet. ( not extremes like fucking gators in florida)
fresh shale
That's a very, very hard maybe you're pulling right there.
leaden sparrow
ye if there was a pissed off squirrel I'd be afraid of getting rabies or some other disease
rough hollow
I mean humans are still naturally violent. Same goes for some other primates like chimps and baboons
void zinc
No, they really aren't anymore. We're domesticated.
void zinc
That's not the "Lol soyboy" mentality either. The vast majority of people can't bring themselves to take a substantial animal's life.
fresh shale
When I think of yeeting a goose by the neck I don't think of killing it, I just meant like. leverage, basically. you could just hold it and toss it farther away
which I guess would run the risk of harming it since it's the neck, but I mean geese have a nasty habit of fighting things that absolutely can kill them
rough hollow
I mean humans are still naturally violent. Same goes for some other primates lik...
well I have an urge to beat things to death out of anger, but its suppressed with morals.
void zinc
Geese also bite cars. They're not playing with a full deck of cards, if you get me.
rough hollow
Like, imagine your full power kick on a dog. If you hit his ribcage or head, it probably wont survive for long.
hardy phoenix
That's not the "Lol soyboy" mentality either. The vast majority of people can't ...
Ive seen many animals die, violent and peaceful alike. I think i could handle it.
rough hollow
many humans have a natural "kill drive", and many more also have an urge to stalk and chase down things
its why tag is a thing
fresh shale
Ya'll seen the video of the goose picking a fight with a work horse? Yeah. Not smart animals. Bastard didn't last long
void zinc
Like, imagine your full power kick on a dog. If you hit his ribcage or head, it ...
I think you're underestimating bone strength.
leaden sparrow
and maybe overestimating the average kicking strength of a human lol
void zinc
Yeah.
Dogs are predisposed to survive deer and moose to the face. You think a human is going to do much?
rough hollow
Depends
hardy phoenix
On the dog and human.
void zinc
Life's just full of variables. I'll pick a dog from the pound, you get one good kick.
My money is easily on the dog
fresh shale
Humans barely do shit when fighting dogs
Seeing people try and stop a dog fight is the most insufferable thing I've ever had to watch
I think I've only seen one video of someone actually taking a dog out by choking it
rough hollow
Well your kick probably wont do much against a fucking
i also sorta underestimate bone strength
its probably due to crap like doom or whatever
void zinc
I've been hit by a car and kinda rolled over. I've also fallen three feet and shattered my hand.
Bones are stupid.
hardy phoenix
rough hollow
logic
void zinc
We just need to progress to crab already and have a mighty exoskeleton.
fresh shale
Bones are ridiculous and I'm stupidly lucky that I haven't had the displeasure of breaking any yet
watch. I'm gonna break my leg after saying that now.
rough hollow
one day. one day.
limber grove
Well your kick probably wont do much against a fucking
is that a caucasian shepherd?
rough hollow
no that’s me
But again there are cases when a human literally killed a mountain lion with bare hands, wich known for scaring away multiplr wolves. So it really depends on the situation. Humans are also not a fodder
fodder
Well, not as much as we think
leaden sparrow
wasn't there a case of a dude choking a bear by shoving their fist down their throat?
fresh shale
the second our dumb ass ancestors sharpened a stick was the day we kinda sealed our world domination, and now we have taxes so thanks ungabunga
void zinc
Sure , outliers exist. But YOU probably are, RyK.
I'm saying you and the average dog.
rough hollow
It was because of the stupid fish that decided to walk on land
void zinc
You're probably doomed, my dude
void zinc
You're definitely doomed. I have a depleted uranium casing. Enjoy breaking your hands.
hardy phoenix
RyK arent you rahter on the short side? A dog probably wins.
rough hollow
RyK is already dead
- make fire
- eat meat with less effort
- become smart
- farming
- industrial revolution
- suffer existential crisis
void zinc
Short would probably help, actually.
leaden sparrow
-destroy planet
-go extinct
rough hollow
doesn’t matter how tall you are, a large dog is a large dog
blazing wagon
-destroy planet
-go extinct
hi (real) ryk
void zinc
A dog's "big move" is a throat bite. It needs you knocked down for that usually.
leaden sparrow
hi (real) ryk
hi (fake) gilbert
rough hollow
Harder to knock down
void zinc
Small people have lower centers of gravity
blazing wagon
hi (fake) gilbert
no Im firefish
hardy phoenix
Small people have lower centers of gravity
Rhino tactic.
leaden sparrow
no Im firefish
bro... you're soooo cool...
void zinc
Said no one.
rough hollow
I never thought I will say this. But shut the fuck up ryk
leaden sparrow
WHO
rough hollow
I hate all RyK’s
leaden sparrow
fuck
rough hollow
I will melt your gpu
leaden sparrow
haha I always make sure my GPU runs at 50% no more 😎
rough hollow
Fat pigeon, you were a friend of RyK, can u guess who is the real ome
I don’t know, it’s impossible to tel
hardy phoenix
Ive seen a grandma win against a full blown swan by just grabbing its neck, they really arent that bad if you know what you are doing.
rough hollow
Swans aren’t that deadly
void zinc
Big if
leaden sparrow
can't their wing beats like break bone? lmao
void zinc
Nah. Swans are just tenacious. They'll break an arm pretty easily.
hardy phoenix
Swans aren’t that deadly
They are if you are in water, on land they can break certain bones with their wings.
hardy phoenix
Big if
Yes, if fear takes over and you start to panic thats a bad situation you are in.
hardy phoenix
Maintaining confidence can win you a lot of encounters.
rough hollow
Just go in islecord and it makes the isle itself look like a masterpiece
Thats deep
Deep like your fat mom
hardy phoenix
I will break its neck
I mean, yeah if you can grab it without taking a wing to your body. If a granny can do it you probably can too.
rough hollow
Keep using proper punctuation on discord
Im a granny
RyK my mom???
Yes. Hello my son of a bitch
Wai-
Are birds worth it as pets?
depends
If its a fish, then yes
solemn spoke
HOLY SHIT
solemn spoke
!<@<#&;'JSJS
rough hollow
I'm a dog owner. It does need to be taken out n stuff, but it doesn't poop in the house when trained to go out.
yoooooooooo
someone make the joke
NOW
hardy phoenix
Are birds worth it as pets?
They can be loud and are very fragile. If you want to let them roam around consider a diaper for them. On the other hand they are very soft and can be very smart and playful.
leaden sparrow
you should have been more careful when posting that link
hardy phoenix
someone make the joke
Haha embed fail.
hardy phoenix
You are about to be chicken replacement.
rough hollow
rough hollow
<:sad:786432811095162910>
rough hollow
Are birds worth it as pets?
(Also some birds are very expensive, so it’s best to go for something rather cheap like a pigeon or a chicken. Nothing too exotic)
Go for a fat pigeon
^
Why fat animals are cute but fat humans are disgusting
By cheap you also mean things like budgies, canaries finches
Even then those animals are expensive. Chickens need land and pigeons are sorta chaotic
Yeah
Not chaotic like ur mom
rough hollow
By cheap you also mean things like budgies, canaries finches
Yeah, birds you can buy at a local pet shop for a reasonable price
hardy phoenix
Btw, dont give any of your pets chocolate.
rough hollow
Many farm animals are preposterously cheap, yet need a crap ton of space
rough hollow
Or at least a decently sized yard
For every animal?
you need as least an acre of land for that
rough hollow
Btw, dont give any of your pets chocolate.
I know this rule, I have a dog.
hardy phoenix
For every animal?
For dogs birds cats.
limpid surge
I will give my horse chocolate
I will give my 2 Cocktaiels chocolate 🙂
rough hollow
Good idea
limpid surge
Ikr
rough hollow
What if my pet is a human
I think everyone knows not to give their animal chocolate gull.
I dont know
of course you don’t
Why
because you are fat
solemn spoke
I gave my dad chocolate, is he gonna die
limpid surge
Embed fail
rough hollow
Yoooooooooooo
rough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-faz-bear-the-rock-gif-22759742
EMBED FAIL LOSER TRASG
hardy phoenix
I think everyone knows not to give their animal chocolate gull.
Just telling, youd be surprised how many people dont know things some would consider common knowledge.
rough hollow
I gave my dad chocolate, is he gonna die
Yes
solemn spoke
rough hollow
Just telling, youd be surprised how many people dont know things some would cons...
You should say this in isle discussion then
hardy phoenix
Ill pass.
rough hollow
Egull
hardy phoenix
Yes?
limpid surge
Hmm
rough hollow
Yes
I think sugar is slowly killing me
I drank a fanta and my head hurts
because you’re fat
solemn spoke
Put the Fanta in your ear, it will heal you
rough hollow
I will kill you next month
solemn spoke
Why not this month
rough hollow
why not next year
solemn spoke
you scared?
rough hollow
I cant move because im fat
He needs to lose weight first to get in his car
because he’s too fat to fit
solemn spoke
His car? Stop assuming their gender
rough hollow
Yeah im a her
solemn spoke
no you arent
rough hollow
You never heard my voice
solemn spoke
ok and
leaden sparrow
I've heard her voice he's definitely a girl
solemn spoke
How is she a girl
rough hollow
because your mom
rough hollow
I think everyone knows not to give their animal chocolate gull.
Seeing as most people, me included, will puke if they eat too much chocolate, it's safe to say that it's poisonous to us, too.
leaden sparrow
Seeing as most people, me included, will puke if they eat too much chocolate, it...
I have never experiences this
solemn spoke
how much is too much chocolate
rough hollow
This does not stop me from eating 14 pounds of chocolate a day
solemn spoke
I've eaten a shitload of Hersheys before and felt fine
rough hollow
Xander you fucking dumb. You eat too much from everything and you will puke
I mean all things are poisonous to some degree
lol! Just like in the isle lmfao!
rough hollow
Xander you fucking dumb. You eat too much from everything and you will puke
Ja
Water is poisionous
you can get sick from eating!
Except spinach and kale
Cheeseburger is healthy, thanks good
solemn spoke
Ok Xander go eat 1 ton of kale in 1 sitting and see if your ok
rough hollow
You can eat a shit ton of either with no consequences other than a lot of fibre.
Actually that in itself can be bad.
So erm no, don't eat too much kale or spinach
Or too much anything.
Cola can reduce you to atoms
don't drink cola
hardy phoenix
I eat a lot, ive rarely thrown up from it. Most cases i was sick beforehand.
rough hollow
Im drinking
Drink cola
I haven't puked because of chocolate, either. I've gotten sick from it
Lol is that an isle reference
You can get sick in the isle this means
that may be an isle reference
hardy phoenix
It doesnt work for me either.
rough hollow
Look at emu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmUrJJJUrAQ
Fat pigeon do u want to see my pet?
Yes
Look at it. What's more is that they're not that scared of water.
I hate emus they aren’t in the isle
hardy phoenix
Look at emu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmUrJJJUrAQ
Beautiful.
rough hollow
Yes
what the fuck
Haast
Moas had partly naked necks btw
Haast eagle in the isle? 
Dalt shut up
Why not
rough hollow
hardy phoenix
(Hes crying because it wont ever be added.)
rough hollow
Grrrr big eagle bad
I hate this large bird so much
for some reason
I hate this large bird so much
Teratornis
spare cipher
Haast
spare cipher
ovi
night halo
dilos when they see old godzilla movies
jagged kindle
dilos when they see old godzilla movies
burnt mulch
@rough hollow hi
rough hollow
hello
burnt mulch
rough hollow
burnt mulch
rough hollow
Can someone pay me
burnt mulch
35 cents if you take down the government and infrastructure of your own country
rough hollow
This will work
I hate you
Fat pigeon do you want to talk in vc tomorrow
Yeah sure
what do you want to play
Love&ponies
yeah thanks
burnt mulch
rough hollow
I dont have a reason to live
same
I have absolutely nothing going for me, nor anything to look forward to
life is an empty husk of death and despair and we will all become dust at some point
solar herald
solar herald
What the heck
rough hollow
what
solar herald
you good?
rough hollow
I may be a sociopath
solar herald
oh ok
rough hollow
solar herald
I may be a dumbass
rough hollow
Harriet fucking hates us by now
solar herald
Nah I dont hate you guys
rough hollow
You do you are bri ish
solar herald
I just dont spend time a lot of time here cause of work and stuff
Im bri ish
but it doesnt mean I hate you guys
solar herald
no
rough hollow
yes
I want to be nice wirh u harriet but then I get told off to not hit on u
yeah because that’s weird
you fucking
Sorry, i will not be nice anymore
solar herald
You can be nice
solar herald
RyK
solar herald
Im off limits anyway, you cant hit on me 
solar herald
What about Awez?
rough hollow
I left
Im fat lgieon best friend, he does what i say
^ this is true
we will vc tomorrow and play a game
Yes
primal carnage extinction
solar herald
Cute
rough hollow
if you want to play that and complain about the balance
Harriet do you want to play with us?
No response
Girls do me dirty
What if I said
solar herald
no
rose crow
What is happening in this trainwreck of a chat?
rose crow
Ok 👍
Thank you for the answer Fat Pigeon from the discord called the isle official discord
rough hollow
Yourere welcome daltonius, the person with the content creator rule from the isle official discord
Rule
rose crow
Jokes on you, I am lonely and socially stupid so no thanks 👍
rough hollow
I haven’t physically talked to someone other than my parents in like a month
Idk if this is banned but ok
I have a sad life
rose crow
I have a sad life
Talk about the isle then
rough hollow
that doesn’t help
rose crow
it does
rough hollow
I hate talking about the isle with people in here
rose crow
Whenever I feel sad I just start talking about the isle
rough hollow
i talk about the isle on other servers
rose crow
they start crying because they can not understand, then I win the argument and I am allowed to steal 30 dollars from them, it says so in the law.
How to gain friends 101
rough hollow
rob people because they like a certain animal you do not enjoy
rose crow
Yes
rough hollow
I despise magy and spino and there’s a lot of magy and spino fans on here so
I will become rich
rose crow
Yes
rough hollow
You dont talk here dalt
Only 1 cc can speak here
And that is RyK
Me?😱 😱
Are we playing pce tomorrow
If the game isn’t dead
Like it usually is
Pce?
Primal Carnage Extinction
Pubg?
Yeah
Btw i can only play at night because I play aliens and rdo on afternoon
what time is it Rn
For you
21:50
Aka almost 10 pm
9:50 then
rose crow
RyK needs to go to bed
rose crow
I need to leave in shame
rough hollow
Sorry
Don’t be sorry
Im not sorry
Kill Daltonius for telling you to go to bed
Irl?
Yes
There’s 11 devs on
This means update
rose crow
RyK failed, I am still alive
rough hollow
He’s driving to your location
Next month
Because he needs to lose some weight so he can fit in the car
Of your mom
Thanks
Prob gonna get lots of hate but what if tribals knowledge could evolve into mercanaries think of it like you learned everything and now your starting to invent
Yeah that definitely makes sense
These isle suggestions are great
Herbies have grass to stave off hunger, how about giving carnivores the ability to stave off hunger by drinking? Can get the same buff as herbies by doing so, but you can only do it 4 times before finally dying from hunger.
what
from….drinking????
Yes
I don’t get it
Nobody does
Troll suggestion right?
No, it was serious
I play games for fun
nice
And what is the isle
I don’t know, but I know it’s not fun
RyK, I think it would be cool if you gave me your steam
friend request and such
Okay
uhhhh
200113765
thanks
Ping him again
soft nacelle
The gecko gods > jwe2