#offtopic-discussion
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Your mom's so fat that when the judge said "Order in the Court" she shouted "Two big macs!"
when will his reign of terror end

Saoul the mama destroyer
(Respect your Mothers, they're (usually) good people.)
Your mom's so fat it takes light 5 seconds to travel from one side to the other.
Key word "Usually"
oh nice
It'll probably take me a bit longer
than just 5 seconds
lol
water ice salt aye
Leapard
Hello
hey
Hi
aloha
hiya
hello
What dat B doin
sus bee
amogus bee
activate your fucking windows
2 utahs v Teno
Fuck no
understandable have a good day
HSAHHA
I need assistance
Ok
nvm i fixed it
Yes
@rough hollow rematch lmao
alright
I got shreaded
ok
fuck
I think I take back on what I said earlier on teno
he takes back on what he said about teno^
Yes
im 65%
k
this is ridiculous
that alt bite is ridiculous
wayyyyyyyyy to fast
cya
Yeah that was kinda dumb fighting against
wasn't playing my best but it actually is like a machine gun
i mean...its not trash, should be good enough, unless someone else in the house was streaming or gaming themselves
yes
Nobody else was, could it be other players stuff?
very possible
a lot of people play this game with insanely sub-par hardware and internet...i wouldn't doubt it for a second
ah, can't really do much about that then
unfortunately not lol if it happens a lot then maybe its something else, but if it seems pretty rare i wouldn't worry about it
my foot hurts still
Looks like we must amputate
pain

^
Levi ackerman: [An op] [fidget spinner] that summons a [horde] of fangirls every time he breathes
Hey bro did you know that [isayama] tried to make [levi ackerman] ugly?
Well obviously he failed because now there is a [horde] of fangirls stealing our TV to watch him breathe
lol
||Erwin was hotter||
Anime. 
ryk weeb
Hey cool that's Goku my favourite pokemon trainer from One Piece
I will kill you
),:
.
That looks like wildmut from Ben 10
Ryk weeb mode again?
is this kid fucking dumb
Weeb
Ben 12
Im your mom
Nah
why
too slim
Because ur Richard.
I didn't even eat breakfast yet
also I'm thinking about not showing it to you only to make you think if I actually have it or not 
I guess you were lying all along
I knew it
pain
pain fears me
ok, scare it away
_ _
_ _
Noob
who
Joe.
Joe who
FUCKING SAY IT
Joe
Joe
Biden
DIE
Mother
fucker
^
Not obsessed with heights era dalt release? 
New character development arc
What would win 2 deinosuchos vs a hypo sphino
Hypo spino is that even a question
16 tons vs like idk way more tons.
I dont mean irl
5 deinos MAY be able to win again hyper spino.
no
Hypo spino would stomp 2 normal adult deinos
Oh yeah
Hyper spino is like HUGE.
if it was irl the deinosuchus would win
I forgot about stomp
We don’t talk about the water rex
(Because hypers didnt exist.) 
not in raw power but because well... an H spino would crush itself under its own mass with those proportions
it could literally just stomp on them
Yeah but what if it was in the water
but its ribs would colapse and it would fall and die
Irl hyper spino would die to its size instantly.
the deino has much more advantage if it was in the water
And yes Ik the H Sphino is semi aqautic
Wait, how did puerta and argentino exist then.
realistically a deino would clap most things in the water considering it was larger than all known mosasaurs
I mean argentinaurus was huge but it was built in a different way so ig
Yeah
their anatomy is literally based for them to be that large, full on size for them
Oh right.
well hypo vs deino would never happen irl so it doesn't matter
Deino wins on land, i still stand by that.
Deinosuchus realistically is larger than it is in the isle
how much did the argentinasaurus weigh?
around 80 tons
that's like 5 times more than the h spino
so..?
it weighs alot
A human just upsized to only weigh 2 tons would collapse and die...
Anatomy really restricts how large organisms can become in gravity
Its skeletal structure is made to be that big, hyper spinos isnt. Its about the build, not weight.
yes yes ik
wasn't the purussaurus bigger than deino?
no not at all
deinosuchus is huge, like.... HUGE
pretty sure puru is somewhere around 8 tons which is really fucking large
like... really really large, but deinosuchus
It is to our knowledge the only terrestrial carnivore to have breached 10 tons
making it larger than all theropod dinosaurs in the process
yeah
If average deino is 10 tons what would the largest have been.
well, we have found a specimen at 14 fucking tons

considering the fact that an animal of 14 tons exist...
well, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the largest which it most certaintly wasn't.
At that weight it probably was dangerous for it to be on land for too long.
Like with whales.
yeah, although crocs have very specialised ribs so it might have been just fine
what concerns me are the fucking arm and leg muscles
how proportionetally powerful they would have to be to get the giant croc moving
Well gahrials have problems moving because of the legs, if deino could move on land its legs would have to be like, HUGE.
And deinosuchus is like... more armoured than an anky
what evolutionary path did the dickhead take to get that busted in terms of stats?
Really?
The largest fully terrestrial predator we know from that location is albertosaurus...
2.5 tons
vs 14.5 tons
Imagine we havent found the reason deino is that huge.
have you not seen the new skeletals which include the osteoderms?
Large hadrosaurs in the area I guess...?
I was under the impression that anky was the most armored.
Like?
para
I guess...
considering how fucking huge para is nowadays I wouldn't be surprised
Ok, but why would deino be THAT armored. 
Didnt you say it was bigger than all known mosas?
Not with that armor. 
but we know tylosaurus to be like 7 000kg, and deinosuchus to be twice of that... idk
I seriously for the life of me can't understand how evolution created that nightmare of an animal
We are probably missing an animal, like a huge monster that is the reason deino had that armor.
Colossus. 
What would that monster be. 
You
Oh thanks. 
I am seriously thinking that there might have been a enormous tyrannosaur there
Tyrannosaurus rreexx
I wouldnt be surprised if we found a mega theropod bigger than rex and giga and spino.
5 - 12 ton hadrosaurs
smaller ankylosaurs and nodosaurs
14.5 ton alligator
However the albertosaurus, gorgosaurus and daspletosaurus known from those regions basically disprove it considering how tyrannosaurus grew to hold like 6 niches when growing
The reason crocs have osteoderms is for protection against... uh good question.
predation from other crocs when growing maybe...?
Maybe said monster was deino itself.
yeah probably
Id like to see that fight.
it would probably look like 2 giant crocs fighting but moving alot more sluggishly
Although I am confused on what ate the giant hadrosaurs
And the ground shaking.
not sure if an albertosaurus could take on a para
2.5 ton alberto killing 11 ton para, unlikely tbh.
yeah
although daspleto.... maybe........ no..
The fucking size difference kills me
Albertosaurus: 2.5 tons
Gorgosaurus: 2.5~ tons
Daspletosaurus: 3 tons
500kg. 
They are probably the same animal.
the 2 most different of them
Daspleto and gorgo seem to be the most similar despite being very different in terms of skeleton and genus too
Although this I don't fucking get
We probably just got different variants of the same animal, like gender, age and health.
Nah, daspletos skull is very different, also arms too, quite a bit more robust than the other two
Health. 
nah they aren't the same dude
Why have 3 almost same animals. 
Well.... they probably had different niches helping them hunt different prey species
We dont have many examples of that irl.
Albertosaurus being the best adapted for sheer speed probably went after various ornithomimid animals from that place and time
Gorgosaurus being a middle ground animal with the most serrated teeth and stockiest snout probably hunted various hadrosaurs, might have had small packs to deal with it
Daspletosaurus being the most robust and outright powerful of the three probably ate various armoured herbivores like ceratopsians and nodosaurs
Sounds logical.
about as logical as I could make it
but it is kinda like having a 300kg lion, 250kg tiger and a 250kg jaguar
like...
Natures balancing can be confusing.
yooo lets go, hope he becomes a great artist soon
Fuckin gonna commission him man
daspleto my beloved
yes
daspleto is just torvo but with drip
What drip they look the same just one is longer
Looks like another bootleg Rex
guanlong>
I don’t see that taking on trikes
What
what
Am growing an epic stego to kill you
am growing nothing cuz I don't plan on playing isle this patch
Haha utah main
actually, I'm a ptera main
what's wrong with this patch?
my fps
oh 
30 at lowest possible settings
ugly grass too
who cares about grass
I do 
I hate when that happens so damn much
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I see
polish
Sounds like you 2 have a very friendly and good friendship 🙂
So u like me ?
yes you're gorgeus very likeable and honest person with no flaws
Thank u I love having honest friends
yes
btw light did you take that break from discord you were talking about?
everyday, I'm getting on less
nice
yeah, I've stopped streaming for a little bit too
ye I noticed that
I haven't touched my phone in 5 weeks
so, I've been trying to do less more
Damn I also kinda took a break
camp I was on definitely helped me with that too
oh yeah, forgot to ask
I don't use islecord pretty much at all
how was it all?
very fun, if I could I would stay here longer
Same, I'm only on just before I sleep or when big things are happening
very nice.
You have school on now?
Im just, here.
nice ppl who I could finally talk with, cuz my current friends mainly play and there's nothing to talk with them about
I have school in 3 weeks
yes
ah yeah
Ive had school for 2 weeks.
sad
I'm suppose to be studying, but lockdown has made me depressed with little motivation
I'm glad it's mid-term right now. Almost finished
I have school in 1 day :))))
I enjoyed the lockdown.
I didn't really care about it, cuz studying in poland sucks either way
WE HAD LITERAL ANTI-LOCKDOWN PROTESTORS
Damn I’m sry for ya
one day later? Someone died of covid, and covid numbers started rising because of it
That’s not saying much because Poland is cringe
shame
everyone tells you you don't need school to accomplish what you want, and then everyone say you should study and go on studies
I'm just glad I live right next to the Music University
yeah, it's weird
yeah that's most definitely true
good tip of advice Fon. You do you
You CAN accomplish what you want, school is safer tho.
But time consuming
you need to take your time with learning new things anyways.
School is there for you in that sense
don't always listen to everyone.
Don't form and shape into someone you aren't
I mean I know what I need, it's just that it's annoying to listen all the ppl saying that stuff and then say you HAVE to go on studies, every time I talk about school ppl kind of automatically suggest I will be going on them, even tho I'm not planning to
Be based. 
it's awkward to speak about it cuz ppl always get surprised about it
True but many things are unnecessary and useless as an example music classes I have no need for them and I’m not interested yet I waste my time on them (that’s an example)
in events, I talk to people a lot.
They automatically think I'm smart because of my 'aura', so everytime I converse with them. It's always about school and university
Im aware of school being important but so many ACTUAL useful things are being excluded
It's how you engage with them, that matters
you can take 100 hours of life learning how to code. But that doesn't make you good at it
It's how you learn, how you form and shape to understand how to code.
Some people just aren't good at school = because that's not how they learn
🤔
I don't talk with ppl that much, but on camp I talked about school a lot too, or just real life stuff/problems
I like things like that
there are many ways one can learn. Not just school, as you know
I am aware
I wish I could talk about other things in parties and group stuff.
School talks are pain.
Hmm how did it went ?
interesting 2 hour conversation about the local Music-university conversation
Well that’s good to hear I guess ?
obviously, I did not converse with my crush.
Young people don't usually interact with young people in parties lol
Lul i Never went to a party not because I wasn’t invited but because I always lacked interest
Yes, "old" people usually don't talk with younger people.
Usually the stigma of young people is "They are dumb and stupid"
so, they were quite surprised with me
when I talk about schools I mostly give advice not to fear changing schools since I've done it 3 times myself (which means I was in 4 different classes
)
these parties were more just family events.
One family engaging with a few other families
lol
Oh well I hate engaging with other people even if they are my relatives
lol
They are really overbearing
I'm a introverted extrovert
I will NOT talk.
But if you see me talk, or get me to talk... I talk a lot
people can be
brb
all good
I probably have to head to sleep anyways
almost midnight my time
And I have to further read my novel that has 2000+ chapters 


I have to resume my read about Pyrates
I want the necronomicon
the book is called "The General history of Pyrates"
good book. Very interesting biography about the most famous pirates
Sounds interesting maybe I will look into it
eg. Thomas Tew, Henry Avery/Every, and even Black Beard
it's a biography, so no proper story structure lol
Dont worry I don’t only read books with story’s
As an example I have once read the biography of mahatma ghandi
but, I'm the only one allowed to read advanced stuff 
Ye same
oh nice
I see a fellow book worm 🤝
my last biography was one based around a German Jew during WW2.
"Happiest Man on Earth"
Damn I don’t know if I can say it here but I also have read a book of a certain man from the Second World War
||fuhrer?||
Yes😎
ah I see
But I’ve read it in Turkish since as far as I know it’s banned in Germany
yeah, it would be
ah interesting
Ok anyway I’ma go
yeah, all good. Ciao
Cya
stay well
Offtopic will never die.
Then its still here.
true
unless someone deletes it
search up "Ciao" in search
87 results
yes
you have said this more than once
148 pages of you saying yes
yes
Who pinged me
Dondi did
@floral basalt
I should ping him back to ask him what hr wanted to tell me

No.
Ping fat pigeon
ok
Don’t ping me
@rough hollow
no way godzilla funky
dance???
griffin
I was pinged in general feedback day ruined

Sus
Beesechurger?
Y or N
Y
@silk cedar
@rough hollow
@rough hollow
I have a cast.
Ok
@young gale
@rough hollow
i have a photo of a pigeon
I'm gonna waste several minutes trying to send it
No way
Its you. 

Aw hell nah zillagod dancing
@rough hollow
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ok and?
source?
Its a game.
🧄
Ur mean
*u’re
Ur‘ere‘yuo‘ ouer
Full map for The Land Before Time Map mod. Each color represents a different biome.
Wait a minute. I hate Twitter.
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Yes indeed I am
Looks sick 👍🏼
I am now apart of the sussy amogus crew
And thus no longer am Offtopic giga chad.
Shut up
No. 
Oh its the bots.
Ye
Kinda everyone had that atleast once.
Lul
Dm a mod about it
DM a mod so they remove it.
Kk
I got the same message from a different person, should I just block them or block them and message someone
Block and message a mod about it so they remove the bot.
Ye i did the same
ok, where do i get the list of people to DM?
The discord moderators.
Tell Dondi 
No dont tag devs. 
The don't mind if I DM them, right?
Ohhh 
<@&401466542140817419> these ones, not devs.
Hi. What's wrong.
Bots scamming ppl again
People getting those dark web scam bots in their dms
Sounds right.
dark web scam bots are kinda cringe ngl
Hmm, not much
Yooooo
currently dying inside because school starts in a few days
Dalton did you change your icon? It looks more HD and crisp than it used to
Nice to see ya again
Same.
Same
don't think I did....

Look at Crinti flexing
Looks normal.
Crinti probably got a new monitor and is currently flexing 
ew
Nah, I'm on my phone maybe I'm just used to seeing it on my monitor
don't talk to the admins, they will go away
Incorrect. We're stuck here like trapped spirits.
AI.
Well u can guess urself lucky being stuck with me
Who are you again?
destroyed
Pony Boy
Oh ya I didn't recognize you without the mlp icon
My magnitude seemingly has blinded u
magnitude deez nuts
🤯

zod is the brown
Who ?
your mom

You guys should read "The Outsiders" , it's a pretty good book and it'll make your "Pony Boy" references less cringe.
The outsiders huh.
How am I cringe pls
a good title but I'm not reading books in 2021
The Outsiders is a solid book for mid-late teen boys and how you can find friendship in the modern age.
I'm the polar bear
Lucky for you its a movie too.

Rock Paper Scissors Egull will count
I read that book before in middle school
is it from 1983?
Rock

Yoooo
It is, yes
Scissors loser I win


It's a solid movie, easy to get a hold of.
I won 
I won dummy
No u had rock I had paper
But paper beats rock.
Friendship in the modern time 40 years ago?
@pallid patio is a cheater
Cap I love RyKs Mom I would never
Watch it, you'll learn. It doesn't deal with era problems but early Men's issues of trying to balance expected masculinity and compassion.
Which isn't as fart huffing as I made it out to be.
A movie you can learn from huh.
I hate learning 
Sounds interesting.
thats transformers

I read the book when I was like 10, I recommend it.
It's also a short movie and book. The book is like 250 pages.
U once were 10 ? I always thought u were born 30
250 aint bad.
I was born old, but my meat suit had to age to meet me.


Some people are mature earlier.
Interesting truly impressive
You again. 
250 is really short 1-2 hours should be enough to finish the book
Mhm. I use the meat suit for visitation while my crab suit scuttles on the ceiling like the robot I am.
🦞
🤖
Progress to crab or regress to monkey. Crab is superior manipulators and movement.
Everything keeps evolving into crabs.
crabs are not real
Old meme
Legacy is gone. 🦀
🙂
Imagine humans evolving into crabs
mr krabs superior form
Ok and?
Old meme? We're talking about a book from the 70s and a film from the early 80s.
You main deino
If something is old doesn't mean its not good you fucking fuckmwruete
He means crab rave.
Giga main and Deino main, indeed.
Oh I know. But it's odd he fixated there and not the eternal forms of media.
Yes I mean look at ur mom is she good ?
idk, but your mom sure aged like a fine wine

Nah we don’t drink wine
Same.
Too many impurities.
We drink Ayran
Ayran is too salty buttermilk.
Guys i drink water!!!!!
Zod, I will shoot you. You make me translate a word every time you speak
How dare u 
Impossible
Might need to try it again tho.
Sus
Welp that is getting removed.
I was elec
I was ele
I was at RyKs house
I was el
Why are they dancing they should be doing emergency meeting
Your dancing? Black has been killed and your dancing?
Are they all imposters?
Its important to progress one's education. If you don't learn something every day, the day wasn't worth living.
Be happy it's just vocabulary.
You are teaching me
Teaching is bad
I love learning.
The Isle
LEANR TO PLAY LOLOLOLO
Information is simply so important.
BALD
Crab
Reminds me of a certain moderator. 
rab
Ohhhhh tell me more 

Don’t tell me Zod is BALD ?!
Gar.
ZOD IS BALD ?!
Doesnt matter they all are the same AI
ur mom can’t read
Yea I can read
Shes about to read the news letters stating that i plucked your feathers.
Dayum he said u are fat
Thanks
Dayum he said ur mom ugly
This chat can either be a life lesson session or an incomprehensible chaotic meme.
Imagine calling Him Uncle Zod
... unless 
Lul xp

Floppa.
Why is there Diavolo music. 
Dont ask it’s epic
BRUH YOUR TYPOS.
Dont ask its Rock, Lul yu, uncle Hod.

People have it on and then complain, just make it optional already.
Man one day ima get muted because my fuckin phone auto corrected
Nah im too lazy
shrimp alfredo is good
Wha
That reminds me of something... a typo ive almost wrote multiple times.
?
Hi
Hi
Bye
But people consider it a crime

So I just wait for the clock to chime
Cry about it
Man im RYHMING
Ok and?

She says hi and doesnt hi back to Nihilus. Smh my head.
Nah she hi and I hi so no need for hi because she already hi
Giovanni Giorgio
Just thought I'd check in and say hi
Hi
Hello
Hallo
Give back carno!1!1
No
A pirate?
I will complain on Reddit

That game
Love that game.
Guys whatever you do don't try to play the isle it will just randomly freeze and break steam then you will have to restart your computer just to open up steam
Worst mistake of my life
I don't have sea of theives
Cool join the club 💪
What club
Don't have sea of thieves club
🤝
No ur forced to main utah now
@solar herald
I tagged your mom
Ok and?
cry about it
Annihilated
Dont hit on mods. 
I NEVER HITTING THEM WTF?
i'm no one's mom
Lmaaos
My day is almost over but thanks
thank you 
You are welcome
I have to go because it's work tomorrow. Good night friends 
well I need work 12h again, so I can't 
I work 5h 
Ur everyones mom.

LOL

I don't wanna be a mom
Understandable.
Having children. 
fuck off bear you imposter
Ok
Don’t be sad


Harriet always types and doesnt send. 

I'm getting distracted too easily ok

U working?
Nah
yellow name
Fat Pigeon
Ur getting distracted from nothing then, ok. 
Fat pigeon
hi yes hello what
Ur mom
I’m trying to practice breathing
Sea of Thiwves
sea of thieves
I heard that was a super great game
it's a fun game
I do not own the sussy pirate game
I think you just be a pirate
Sounds like the isle
You can blow up people's ships
This also happens in the isle
Interesting
Indeed
Oh right, i have Alzheimers.
I never seen it happen in The Isle, but I haven't played it at all for a while
Offtopic giga chads
Pigeon
^
Sorry
I’ll go now
Ok
He'll go now
im happy today woot

Shut
Im a super bad boy. I will sleep in socks
but but we are getting a puppy...
Ok.
Ok and?

puppies are cute >.>
And I'm getting homework. What's ur point.
Dont be mean to my sidechick


It's just ryk being ryk. Ignore him.
OH its ryk lol
Richard. 
i was about to slap some peeps mostly for the fun of it

Cera enjoying others pain as usual.
mhm
Cringe
im just puppy shopping atm trying to find a perfect puppy haha (and hopefully avoid puppy mills which are sadly common in our area)
Ok
Puppy.
Why don't you adopt from a shelter. They won't exactly be the youngest. But they sure do need the love more
we are? haha but it still cost a couple hundred to do so aka still a form of shopping
i call all dogs puppies >.>
isnt someone who says cringe also cringy for bringing up cringe which itself is a cringe triggering word 
Not really
^
Wut
tis a joke lol
Ok
What the dog doin
cutie
Terrier?
Mini Schnauzer
Adorable
She fat
How do u make a fat dog. Mine is very skinny. I know it's her breed. But I feel bad seeing her literal bones
Ypur dog is utah main
eh fat dogs arnt to healthy (nor are super skinny ones) but if its your breed type your fine haha
awww i miss my old puppers rip.....


mine got fat after surgery
tends to happen

(depending on type of surgery anyways)
(My lab got fat after surgery too)
we are looking for a lab preferably a mix aswell (i prefer mutts over pure breds)
Mutts are cool
PIGEON
yes?
Hi
hello
Hi
ya i just like to by pass some of the pure breed issues alot deal with (though depending on how much a mutt is a mutt some deal with it to) so im iffy on a lab due to hip issues but its my bfs fav dog so i got him to accept a mix atlest
been saving up for months for a dog as we wait for the shelters to have someone suited for our family type (one child and cat) labs seem to be high demand in our area for some reason must be a lab trend going on (hate when pure breeds get random trend spikes leaves many homeless after the trend dies down)
the husky trend when game of thrones hit here left many of them in shelters in our area.... sucks
I dislike labs
eh i dont prefer em but its not the ones i hate most atlest hence why im looking for a mix atlest
They just seem quite boring to. Me. Like its the typical family dog
We have a spider in out garage he's 2" long
||https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733442315888361668/876560587738460180/20210815_132028.jpg||
me
A friend.
i am shivering right now
friend
It's a wolf spider I think, that's why I put a spoiler over it cause some people are afraid of spiders
no its so cute
tis a spider
its got lovely stripes
My mom is scared of spiders too, when I pointed it out she screamed 
I'm tempted to look
I think i can get the dog i wanted to get
I mean, it's just a picture of a spider it's not moving or anything
burn your garage down >.>
🕷️
I'm a little baby about it
one of those used to live by my dads computer when I was like 4, it was big and it lived there for like a year
Spiders arent that bad.



