#offtopic-discussion
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Kodlak dies right after also.
Thats why I demoted him in my mind into plot device
Yes.
...also, you know... I guess spoilers for a 10 year old game.
ive beaten it at least 20 times vanilla and modded, no spoilers will effect me
also, giving wuuthrad in a modded playthrough the powers of mjnoir, lingering fire damage and steal health was op as shit
Witcher 3 will always be the best rpg story-wise to me.
anyone else feel like none of the elderscrolls games are all that original?
Oblivion is pretty original to me
...sorta. They have the Lord of the Rings problem. They're what a lot of our current RPG stories are derived from.
hell invading the real world, gets stopped by the hero, sounds kinda, well, overused
I can’t really think of any other stories that use that trope off the top of my head
(Most) Game Developers have played Elder Scrolls, or are familiar with it.
doom, devil may cry a bit, warhammer fantasy
Elder scrolls online does sort of but that came after
It’s applied well to the setting in oblivion tho
doesnt mean the idea hasnt been run into the ground, at least to me
Oblivion at least gets a fair amount of political intrigue mushed in. Cults, disbelievers, fanatics on both sides, and the moral conundrum of whether or not this guy should sacrifice himself for a world he doesn't know just because his dad failed.
I never got to play it sadly, just the overall idea to me has been used ALOT
I sincerely hope that elder scrolls 6 doesn’t end up like cyber punk
and that it will be actually good 
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Not in it's day. Oblivion was amazing in its day
It was
I mean the demons invade the mortal realm idea
Thats watering it down a lot
Well thats all I know of oblivion
The Oblivion Crisis is really a Cyrodiil problem, not a Nirn problem. It's central of Tamriel - literally the worst position to start an invasion from.
The oblivion crisis happened all over Tamriel 
Unless Dagon REALLY gets going.
Idk why we never see any ruined gates in Skyrim
But it’s stated to have happened all over the continent
If it was that big of a deal, you'd think there'd be some.
everything I ever got told as a kid was that it focused on basically on their devil breaking loose to attack the mortal realm
maybe they tore them down or hid the parts to keep it from happening again?
The argonians fought back against the daedra popping up in Blackmarsh
and as I said, the hist gave them roids and said "GO KICK THEIR EDGY ASSES"
They used the gates against them and invaded Mehrunes Dagon’s realm
After that I think they burned like all of the rural farms in lower morrowind
As revenge for slavery
Should have killed all the dark elves, damn bastards have just as much of an unearned ego as the rest of the elves
Morrowind was more inclined to kill itself because the Great Houses fucking suck and can't agree on anything.
Black Marsh, I'll give ya that - they fuck shit up real good, but I don't think that was an everywhere thing in Black Marsh.
And then the cunty Altmers immediately bent over for their new Daedric overlords.
We don't hear about the other half of Tamriel.
(More than half, really)
They did? yet they act all high and mighty over the empire that fought back by skyrim time?
It was regretfully not made evident in the games but you can be sure that the oblivion crisis was a nationwide crisis.
Yeah, Summerset Isle got turbo fucked by the Daedra.
There’s even mods that put ruined gates in Skyrim
wtf happened between oblivion and skyrim for the elves to have an ego that big to the point they can do what ever in empire territory?
Bad writing happened.
The weakening of the empire.
ok, if I ever get skyrim for pc with better mods, im pulling a ysgramor
I imagine the loss of the septim bloodline was pretty demoralizing
The Altmer were arguably off worse than the Imperials after. Falling Empire or not. The Altmer lost their entire capitol (their bastion of hope, or so lore says - The Crystal Tower) and had been self-blockading from the Imperial goods for years.
damn elves are bastards and little demons with massive egos
The last cool thing to happen was the current emperor wielding goldbrand during the war.
I think the only reason they are on top is probably better mages and warriors, since humans are pretty shit at fighting most of the time
Yes but you can argue that they aren’t as sentimental as humans are and simply reorganized themselves faster. Plus the aldmeri dominion was already a thing so they had a basis from which to draw from.
It’s like the fall of Rome
There was still the western empire but it’s credence faded with the centuries
If you cant tell im a stormcloak supporter
It lost its whole “Roman” thing
It's a hell of a turnaround for them in 175 years then.
As expected of arguably the most powerful elves
Anyone else think that if the rest of the other nations really wanted to they could wipe out the empire and the dominion
Idk
I think they should have designed Utah more like the austroraptor. Like the feathers and stuff
I dunno man. Losing your cultural center ("bastion of hope") seems like it should take longer to get over. Especially with such long lived people. That's a LONG time to not get over something, that's a lot of background.
if black marsh could fight back and scare off the guys the elves were gonna bow to, I dont doubt they could just crush em if they wanted to
The best hopes for that are Blackmarsh, Skyrim (once it’s unified), and Hammerfell assuming they also don’t have another civil war
There's a few NPCs commenting that Skyrim is gonna go fuck up Summerset Isle after the unification, so maybe that'll be fun.
The land of the wood elves will forever be a vassal nation to the altmer
I dont blame them
Fucking tree cannibals
Then there's my favorite race, the Bretons, just chilling on their rock and doing magic.
They’ll likely ally themselves with hammerfell
May as well, I think they actually like Hammerfell and Skyrim.
My fave race the argonians are just chilling in the marsh, probably waiting to bail out the world again
I want more of the 'weird' races available next time, but I know it won't happen.
also isnt there a whole other continent we have never seen in game that the blades came from?
Akavir
Dragon land
Well, isnt it tiger and snake land now?
There's a few continents, yeah.
It’s inhabited by a race of vampiric snake men, a race similar to the khajiit, monkey people, and ice demons.
We’re also led to believe that there was a race of men there once as well
didnt they follow the dragons and become the blades?
Tamriel (where the games happen), Yokuda (super frosty land, too cold for Nords), Akavir (where the Blades are from, lots of cool weird beast races), Pyandonea (Water Elves), Thras which I don't remember, and Aldmeris.
Aldmeris is the (probably) fake land the Altmer claim to be from.
Yokuda sunk and that’s where the red guards are from.
You’re thinking of that one place
wouldnt doubt if it was fake just so the elves could claim to be superior
Yeah but the Redguards fucked up Yokuda so that's on them. lol
*atmora
Oh, ye. You right.
Atmora is where most of the humans come from
I want a game set in akavir
The nedes.
Atmora is basically the Scandinavian countries of Nirn.
but like... the north half of them where no one wants to be.
Maybe we'll get a High Rock DLC. I've heard the Hammerfell rumor before.
Elswyr would be nicer. Warm sands, apparently.
damn it, we have this MASSIVE untapped area, and instead more tamriel
If the game were to be in akavir you could expect a much later release
They’d need to bring to life all of what’s written about the continent and it’s people.
we have this whole new continent with lore on the dragons, new races, etc
For Akavir they basically have to write everything from scratch because, well, they just don't have that much information there.
A whole lot of it is really just barebones stuff.
I hope ES6 incorporates some practicality into its combat/weapons/armor
But maybe we'll get the adventures of the Nerevarine. 🤷
The Nerevarine (the player character from Morrowind) apparently went there to begin some sort of peace talks or genocide depending on how you look at it.
snakes probably got em
Hard doubt. Dagoth Ur couldn't take you down, what's a snake gonna do.
They could pull the "trust in me" route
Have you seen Dagoth Ur? His pecs have pecs. His abs have abs.
“I am a god. How could you hope to kill a god?”
no I havent, but the image in my head of this badass main character getting destroyed by a snake would be funny as hell
This skyrim convo has been going on for 1 hour and 20 mins and i couldnt understand one thing. 


All he really wanted was to unite the houses, get back stolen lands from the edges of Skyrim and Argonia, tell the Empire to fuck off (I particularly agree with this one, they were really bad in ES3), and establish a single system of worship so people stop killing each other all the goddamn always in Morrowind and maybe they'll get something done.
so the main character killed what amounts to a guy wanting to do good
Like... I can't even really disagree with his goals. His practices however...
oh, murder happy?
Yeah I think he was doing some fucked shit in that volcano
Well. He had designs to unite all of Morrowind without bloodshed. He was actually extremely capable of a Charismatic Speaker.
oh ye same I'm still waiting lol
🤝
Yeah... if you mush away that whole 'Corprus' business his GOALS are sound. He's just an idiot about it.
Daggerfall 
so like that danerys chick from got, good ideas, bad execution
...why yes. I did play a Dunmer who just wanted to bring the Houses together. How could you tell.
I played as a viking inspired nord, kicked the empire, elves and vampires out of skyrim, then went on the warpath to root out any empire camps
I sided with the stormcloaks when I first played the game
I ALWAYS side with the stormcloaks, its a better option than a failing empire that plays doggy to elves
for now
The Nords would play doggy to them too if they got their asses beat
yeah, thats where I come in using oda as a living a-10
I don’t see how the Nords can counter the altmer’s magic, which in the writing is a weapon of mass destruction
That’s one of the main reasons the empire lost I think
well in the time line that they get united, the dragon born is on their side, so they do have an ace in the hole
they will lose a lot of people, but they might win in the end due to that alone
Maybe
The thu’um is probably way more powerful in the writing/lore
Capable of destroying armies probably
because if the dragon born that helps them completed every quest they can and trained as hard as they could, they would be a one man army
and on top of that he has at least 2 dragons on speed dial with odavhing and durniver
I like helping durn, he gets happy when he can be in the real world again
hearing a dragon sound so happy just to see clean skies is kind of wholesome
I believe he has suffered enough, being undead and stuck in a dark cesspit for millennia is enough punishment
You’d think they’d be peaceful and have no sense of borders/territories when the whole world is accessible to them but they were made to dominate
As Durnheviir describes, many of them fought for vast stretches of territory
Nah. More punishment.
yes
well, they were probably made that way by akatosh so they wouldn't unite as one big mega army and just delete everything
I like durn, oda and paar, they are the only dragons in that series I respect
too the point where I got a mod just to give me the option of not killing paar
I will die temporarily.
I’ll bring you back
I will then kill him again to keep balance
Ok wait till 9am next morning
Tiber septim kept a dragon as a pet that he used to conquer Hammerfell.
Nafaalilargus or something
little slave lizard

True
ok
the best dragons to me are the reign of fire ones
Harriet u are always watching arent you? 
Gull
What?
I mean, look at this big bastard
you know what
What?
there it is
Where is what?
also the best fake out in film
@rough hollow hi
BURN
hi bear
No thank you
I’ll freeze instead
Yes
Freeze
Say more.
It is called
the isle 2 evrima the awakening
damn
Coming out in 9853
oh good
wait I’m getting serious deja vu from this for some reason
No
watching
sleeping
fatalis
I was planing on that, till pigeon disturbed me. 
Oh and a mosquito sound.
I am sleeping right now
Kill the mosquito
I couldnt find it so i just turned around like 30 times hoping to have squished it.
I HEAR IT RIGHT NOW.

Visual contact, suspect has landed, initiating death process.
Getting rolled by a mosquito, imagine
I smashed it.
Attacked by 20 flies
No more mosquito
Suspect eliminated.
It's almost 1am 
Almost 2 for me. 
Lol hamburgerland people lol
Fat Pigeon, you will be Dead Pigeon soon
I’m already dead
oh

I’m not from the United States
What a good and horrible movie.
I’m from Antarctica
Hey it was a pretty good film
...read the first half of what I wrote.
Ok, yeah sorry, I just feel like due to a life time of hearing people call it shit that I have to defend it
It's a fun movie, the cinematography wasn't bad - the effects were... about expected for the time.
The CGI doesn't hold up.
I say it does, at least the close up effects of the bull on the ground
Hole up, i killed it. 
Same
You were getting rolled by it before you killed it 
it's almost 2am*
Im about to roll you. 
And it looks better than a lot of modern cgi, hell, reign of fires cgi out competes Jurassic world cgi wise
well harriet
It was barely a disturbance. 
Why is Harriet trying to kill pigeon
yes

(By that she means she opens a portal in his room and slaughers him.*
Because I am a bad kid
Gib juice box
yes I do realise that
no
the lober 🦞
am I dead yet
There is a second mosquito. 
Noh
Yes
Ok fine you can keep it
Can I have it
ok light, in 10 hours, and this time I'm serious, we will play
Noooo never
Shut up, ur supposed to be dead
@next shoal
Dead pigeon
I am not yet
cuz I have to wake up earlier to go out with my dog 
yes?
Harriet will kill me tonight maybe
@rough hollow
No more lobter
hopefully

Uh oh
Karma
Dead dove
no but really I will wake up earlier this time
you asked for it
Wait is that not allowed
Wait no

pigeon I think that was not allowed
...dead animals? Yeah, bad.
yes
I don’t think it was dead
oh
well that Rex is dead
It was just taking a nap.
don't mute pigeon plz. He fren
what did they send, i saw it but forgor immediantly 
ban pigeon
I also forgor
fuck pigeon I hate you I remembered smth sad cuz of you 
i forgor 💀
I forgor 💀
@rough hollow
I remembered.
You forgo
*i rember 😁
He rember
no but really 
pigeon dm what you sent i frogror
He forgor 💀
^
!ban 703526061434208316 Permanent, Animal video made me sad.
I forgor 💀
NOOOOO
who will i talk to in offtopic now
me
Me 
not you
I think Offtopic will be fine. We just had an hour and a half rant/conversation about inconsistent writing in The Elder Scrolls.
thanks and no thanks pijon 
Unbelievable fat pigeon
he will take to himself
We are no longer monkey bros
*talk
I remembered when a small bird died on my hands when I've found it on a street 
I shall be going now
Why aren’t you sad 
Ill stay up for you. 
I am
SHOW REMORSE
I found baby dead turkey once 
@rough hollow
i rember 😁 when i posted i forgor 💀
fat pigeons bans themselves
Fat pigeon is fren
I’m banning myself
how
Mom come pick me up im being rolled by a mosquito.
NOOOOO

Monke 
Don’t go
but I literally had it in my hands alive, and it died before I got home to treat it in any way 
Goodbye
yes
Don't do it
the lober 🦞
Haha yes
:TI_NotLimmy:
nuzzles fat pigwon Pwease don’t go 👉👈
Had a bird die too.
Leave
Destroy yourself

BURN
Alright I’m back
btw guys if bird goes all numb I should wait some time to be sure if it's dead right?
What the fuck I’m going again
pounces p-pwease
Yeah probably
I will physically hurt you.
BURN
well I waited 
How long
like an hour
yeah it was probably dead
At that point it prolly was dead.
Fun fact-birds die
I also die
then I burried it, then I unburried it cuz thought I might have waited not long enough and it was all cold



Harriet is typing...
hi
it didn't look well at all too
I am not typing
Fat Pigeon was typing...
Was.
Am i getting banned
Damn

I will UwU mistew SaOwOUwUl if he bans
Ban me too
jk no you are ok I think
I apologize for sending deceased avian
The limmy
TI_Limmy
onion
Do you think I won't strike you down as well?
Garlic
garlic
If I'm going on a warpath, it'll be a proper warpath.
Uwu
Do it.
I’ll die without my dignity 
OK Im on my phone, cant tell what it is
if you take chip down
Then you'll die as you lived.

#roasted
if you take chip down
🍖
Ban me Mr saouwul zuwuod
I will pay you
no, do me
Wh
Bearuwu
Foniu you were supposed to be on my side 
🍇
Hi
oh that's how it works?
Id rather die based than live cringe.
yes
if you ban chip
If you can chip
if you ban Chip
he will pay you
I can chip

He has no arms
It's not in my programming.
Helping while saying he cant help? Sus.
bingo
I can never help. Only hurt.
you must help though

loop hole time
Then you cant help the server get rid off rule breakers. 
ok light I made sure my brother will wake me up earlier
AaaaaaaaaaAaah uAuaaaah Aaah aaah
Rule 10 of this discord is the most ignored rule

no, rule 2
Shut up
no you shut up
5:12 pm
Your mean
I swear some demon is trolling me and playing mosquito sounds next to my ear.
true
bad person
@solar herald
Might be me
Uh.
yes
Harriet is a mosquito?
Harriet is a demon

demon mosquito
Took you that long to type limmy?
Limmy
Speedrun.
Im trying to sleep here.

Mmyeess....
ok
Close your eyes and sleep
But the buzzing.
It's part of your imagination
Just close your eyes and go to sleep

Any day now
@rough hollow
why ping fat pigeon
@solar herald
Because you are Good Pigeon
thank you I know I am
no your not
why ping
(I have not been muted in awhile which I think is a good thing)
@young gale
@solar herald because Harriet good
i got muted one time but that was cuz i said a no no word without meaning to
but then krow unmuted me a minute after
I’ve been muted by the bot like 3 times before
I've never been muted
I am going to mute you
ur a senior admin
I'm not a senior admin


be orange admin
we know that
I am yellow and blue admin
Harriet if my Deinosuchus dies could you ban the smelly cannibal that kills me because
yay i found the server that my deino is on. LET THE BUSH CAMP.....COMMENCE!!
what server
Yes, Fat Pigeon
thank you
Join NA 1 south east
cuz I might grow my deino on it
I have adult
na 1
I will be playing on that one with para but as carnos
fuck
Don’t get dragged in
pigeon are you on na1?
you are crazy playing the isle
shut.
if only I didn't sacrifice my deino on it we could play on na1
Curse you
we grow deino on na1 and pigeon protec us cuz he big boi
You sure?
nah I'm bored with deinos I will play carno with para tomorrow
deino is like the only thing i play
lol funny
...wait, I think that actually mutes her. lol
xddd
lmao
zod admin abuse l!
ban saoul

hey i see myself
well that means I'm better than harriet 
lol
You're doomed, @surreal nacelle
LMAO
pigeon get on the scam game that is called the isle
I saw the message box change and I was like wtf is going on then I realised
I am getting on the scam game
guys what time is it for you
5:26 pm
5:26 pm
Wtf
FUCK WHY ARE YOU ALL NA
Where are you 
SHUT UP. DONT YELL AT ME.
7:26pm 😛
WHY SHOULDN'T I
I think bear still has me blocked
BECAUSE FUCK THE EU
im in cali.
Let’s gooooo
OH YOU WANNA START THIS?
california is still on fire right?
No.
cali gang 😎
I think California's always a little bit on fire. Like Australia.
well now I can report you for racism or smth idk
australia is weird
It’s been like a fucking year since that gender reveal fire shit
Do it.
no cuz I like your life stories
but honestly I think it would be fun to hear from you that devs actually warned you for that
Who knew revealing the gender of ones soon to be born child in a celebratory act could be the herald of a vast blaze 
Imagine burning down half a state cuz of a gender reveal

That day the smoke turned the skies orange 
pigeon get on the isle scam game 2021
The sun was red
I am on the scam
I live in the midwest and it turned our sky orange
pog
The Scam
I saw the sun setting n it was a deep crimson
SCAM
similar time to when Australia's sky turned red 
I am in the scam server
dog
Me
dog
Hairy
idk where i am hold up
yes
dog
that's fur
No selfies please
I am hairy
why can't you just ss wtf
Too much work
idk
I mean if u memorize the rivers the map is pretty easy to navigate
“I’m near big bendy spot”
too much work
ouch it got deleted
I deleted it
ouch you deleted it
smelly dog
WHAT DOG NAME
uh smelly obvs
Bucephalus
Inform Archie that he's a good dog.
Smother him with your love. Protect him at all costs.
Good cat name.
Thank you
Jonathan?

yes
zod show your dog
yes Full
What
Bully Krow time
Chrough
What
👍
@void zinc
Cro
oh
Wanna briefly watch me kill a boss in bloodborne
say "oh"
Croh

I'll take that as a no. Perhaps next time
no response
yes
Why did dad ping me
I think it's because Full doesn't want to help watch
cuz he can mute you and it works
I already knew that I muted myself to test it weeks ago
lmao
yes
Who?
here
Speaking of he devil himself
krow entered the krow mode


I think it's time
:|
Krow mode
man, nostalgia from the old transformers movie
You got the Touch
you got the power
Every day.
but no, The Touch by Stan Bush
I actually have no idea who did the song
well now I can be either sad or curious how does it look like
I thought it was Shook me all Night Long by ACDC
I choose to be curious
I guess I had the Mandela Effect

more like fake memories
Because im being cooked alive and thus wont be able to sleep, i take this opportunity to ask. What the dog doin?
just sleep
yeah just sleep
You lie more than para cheats. 
LOL

No.
i am going to
you are going to
How about an ice cream instead?
that works
harriet apologize
Ruined what
yes
harriet apologize
I'm sorry 
my life
I was singing ruler of everything. 

But nobody continued it so i maybe u didnt ruin it. 

I didn't cuz harriet ruined it

Lets start again then. 
Juno was, he knew he‘d been had.


I don't even know what song you're talking about
So you just wanna slander somebody? 
lim
limmy
THE ISLAND _ LIMMY
Ymmil 
hmmmm
Why
bored
Play the isle
id rather not die of boredom
i can nuzzle your boredom away
I'd rather play the isle 500 hrs a day
nuzzles wuzzles you
no
When benji the
the the
🦞 
you will suffer eternally
crab people craaaaaaaaaaaaab people
Noooooooooooooooooo
tos
theghoster
Time to bathe with it. 
what
This needs to be added to thE Isle!@@!!!!
no
yesss
hi
no drilldozer (for now
)
but this is really freakin cool
the heck did i watch?
if you think Australia is weird then thats a reeaaaaally big sign of weakness
I'm awaken.
shut the fuk up
lived in Australia all me life and i still have all my fingers
i was chased by a goana as a child though during a camping trip, dad has a recording of it at his house somewhere
ok and?
fucker tried to eat me need i say more?
ok and?
cry about it
jokes on you idk what a goana is
this is a Drilldozer, only thing capable of crackin open that damn heartstone
you were scared of this little shit? xD lmfao

and i cant find a picture of a biggen
I would turn around and make a soup out of his bitch ass
have fun
I had fun with ur

xbox* right? u were gonna say xbox?
yes, thank you for sharing it with me
why do i need to know this
ok I'll just fuck off then
bye
bye

Cry about it.
mood
I cry everytime I'm here
weakling
I'm lazy, so give me the roadmap link

Just give it
no
literally just look it up
I need help ok 
With?
with nothing

Top images before disaster
there seems to be a recurring theme every time I play this game....
Of monsters deciding to give you “to be continued” memes?
For me glavenus’s love scaring the shit out of me by missing the triple tail slam by INCHES every single time
Yes. I consistently just get fucking blasted lmfao
I don't even know what glavenus is yet but I'm sure he'll kick my ass
Do you want spoilers?
Nahhh I'm good thanks, I just got iceborne and I don't know anything about the game after the main story LOL
Well you see it in the main story, be prepared


I need to finish the RDR2 storyline
I recently bought RDO for my PC
I aint playing it till I finish RDR2
hi
hi
@rough hollow hi
RDO is fun. They taking their sweet ass time adding content though.
Nail cleaning.
Nice selfie
thanks
you
yeah
“BOOM HEAD SHOT”
*neck shot
ok
hi lightclaw
hi Method
Hi Egull
hi
Hi
hi RyK
Hi Method
you are my friend RyK
hi
yes
Grounded should add crickets
@glossy sluice
I hate you
please stop
you can't steal my words here, magic man
Magic man
yes
magic man!

I thought you could talk here
What is going on
him
yes
Kill that little shit.
What did mort do
Nothing
You dont know Morts lore?
Clue: His name literally means death on latin.
Not only is he a multi universe warlord with millions of clones, he also is weird af.
12 dead wives 31 dead children, ate both his grandparents.
What a terrible individual. Who could have foreseen his true nature.
Theres an entire series on Morts sins and power.
Mort also is his grandparents.
1700 LETS GOO
Need your food
Fat pigeon more like dead pigeon🤣 🥲 😇 😔 😒 😘




