#offtopic-discussion
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yes pls just end my suffering omg
yeah
EMP won’t kill u
Fantastic
it'll end your islecording
ye ik
How
Cause it’s EMP ‼️‼️
If you’re a robot it will
does anyone play league here?
So it will kill!! !!
Good thing I’m not a robot and an even better thing Egull isn’t here to dispute that
I just installed it like a day ago
Quick Uninstall it
nice, but this time I meant more like, do you know how it works etc?
EMP only affect electric stuff ‼️‼️I think‼️‼️‼️
I am a disgrace to humanity
Nope no idea lol
oh damn
I will put fat pigeon in the size chart
I’m gonna start though
Ur a pigeo tho
thank yoy
Birdmanity
what time is it for you rn
5 pm
5 pm
fuck
Make sure it’s actually a pigeon
‘
why do you live in na
Fat pigeon is 3 hour ahead of me
Idk I just live in NA
then stop
Fat pigeon live in US?
Ok I’ll stop
accurate?
pigeon why are you 5'10"
YOOOOO
That’s epic
THATS ME
almost
fuck I was gonna ask dalt something similar but now that you did the pigeon I don't know if it'd be funny anymore lmao
it's not fat enough
it’s fat
how
Why does it look like ur height tho or it might be me
and it’s a pigeon
YES
YES
THAT'S IT
THAT’S IT
pigeon is like 5'11"
My mind is breaking
I AM STUPID
Yo fat pigeon taller than me 
I actually grew since then
5'10" according to the size chart
haha didn't hold out

yeah but I upgraded him
How do all of you have so much free time. Don't you do anything outside of this generally bad server
give me ya height 
I am on summer break
upgrade me to 5'12" 
Yeah but like theres other things to do
actually no, 5'24"
I am 6’0 now I think
I will downgrade you to 3'7
Life is temporary, Islecord is eternal
Accurate I think?

Let me check
brb im gonna check my height
yeah!!!1
how do you do that alone
Magically grew like 2/3 inches
rxsles
?
are you ready
That was like months ago
A month at most
around 2
plus I’m kinda in a growth spirt
K
For?
I think I'm 5'8" now but I don't want to overestimate my height so I'll leave it at 5'7"
Young pigeon
...I had my dad check it for me, we have a little height thing on the wall
pokemon unite
5’12
What about it?
184 centimeters B)
I remember these from school, they sucked so much it's amazing, they made you shorter by like 5cm
284 cm 
it will come out soon
5’13
Fair enough, although the one I have is pretty decent
oh ye the ones in school weren't placed properly iirc
Ping me again
@rough hollow
It’s already out tho
only on nintendo
Yea
LWTS
and I'm waiting for version on phone

Ping me again has “say my name” energy
you have regular people and then you just have an abnormally large pigeon standing next to them
me because I want to look potentially taller than I am, 5'8", or like 5'7.5" to be specific 
Okk
You can suffer 

Danger rex
Ok
Ok
Ok
Interesting topic pleasw
Interesting topic pleasw
Meek how tall are you 
69 deez nuts high
joke
Cringe
I just got destroyed
Funni
I will put meek at 4'10
ok guys who will be playing pokemon unite
yes thats good
Hop on the game where you play as spacemen and your goal is to finish the obligated task before the imposter/a alien that pretends to act like a human being gets you
what is this game called
no clue

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

chip I ain't reading that
what even is that
a copypasta
An experiment
for school?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
creepypasta 
An experiment.
good food
Chikn
its something
it's chicken made of pigeon
nuggets made from pigeon
Hot
but pigeon was only it's name, it's species is chicken
no it's made of pigeon, I'm familiar with the taste
No
🆗
don’t say that please
I love toasts
toasta
You smell like my dog breath HAH
insult
it must smell nice :)
its slowly coming foniu
:D
:DD
got the base textures done now i need to redo each scale and add another layer
debating if i should take a break and game or keep going but risk burning out
I think game is a better option for now
kk lol
Yes
@limber grove is the eyes yellow enough >.> you left me hanging
you can only burn out after it's done 
Now draw it pharting
looks great!
lunary how is playing CoS going
trying to get a glimmer astrothi because i love it
says shes playing roblox >.>
I know what she's playing on roblox tho 
cos is a roblox game
thats for only fans >.>
oh i was thinking of a very diff game LOL
what was astrohi again?
These time gachas are killing me
I’m a collector and I have everything but the one that costs 6K points and the 15K warden 
the little moth centaur you get from a mission
250 goddamn hours of this game to get a creature
I guess it’s fine for casual players that will just unlock it eventually
250hr shouldve been the total for like all of them together
ok break time for me
Vaumora is my favorite creature, it looks awesome and the glass cannon pvp capabilities are interesting. And the glimmer oh I love the glimmer
I want it cuz it has lightning breath, is a flyer and looks cool
you can usually just ask someone at oasis to use a breath attack on you
thats how i got mine
oh ye I know I've done it, I still have to drop it tho
I’d prefer if you just straight up unlocked the creature or there was a gacha with mission creatures specifically
ye

Yo is this accurate?

Rex with a horn? 
rxsles
Wat
let's play fortnite it was fun when we've done it last time
Is this realy-? Like a real pic
no
Nah the diagram itself is likely satirical
I don’t play that shit game
And if I did I wouldn’t play it with you.
Ah. OK thank you 💀
Or made by idiots.
c'mon I know you loved it last time
Shut up
This is what a rhino skull actually looks like.
you can't fool me rxsles
mmmm making bacon wrapped turkey breast for dinner with ranch seasoned veggies
nice
Ok
nicd
nooooo
hehe
Speaking of dinner, I had some stupid nectarine salad, potatoes (of the normal and sweet variety), sausages and also a bit of kangaroo steak.
tastes a bit like beef, but also not like beef. It's a bit chewy as well.
nice
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747751145144975420/868976268480249917/Fuck_You_.mp4 When You just get done with a mission and tabbed out and then have to introduce Your knife to someones neck after tabbing back in.
... Imbed fail.
embed catastrophe
yes
light
Who'd win. Dinosaur t Rex or furry
depends
darkness
lol
I will be completly free tomorrow so we can play if you have time
sure
in like 10 to 13 hours depending how I wake up 
dw, it's yesterday for me too, for 11 minutes 
11 minutes ago
ah lol
K
rxsles
Again, what?
Ok
oh 
God awoke me to shame para.
lmao
oh btw are you gonna join me and claw tomorrow?
Maybe.
He's back! Here's the trailer for Chucky's new TV series, coming this Halloween.
Hi I’m Chucky! Wanna play? I like to play.
Welcome to my official channel! I was once the notorious serial killer Charles Lee Ray until I was gunned down in a Chicago toy store, but before my dying breath I chanted the Damballa ritual and have been stuck as a doll...
Hi guys welcome to my channel pet x animals video of sugar glider flying to owner hand hope you enjoy watching thanks like share and subscribe
My dog in da bath

She legit look like this emoji

Sunflower!
One, two, three!
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here (Homeowner: Nooooo!)
I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Sunflower!
One, two, three!
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here (Homeowner: Nooooo!)
I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Punch
you
No u
Funny thing is the Posse leader was a cheater...A bad one though. Teleported behind Me and had to use Dead Eye.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
"nothing personal kid".
Teleports behind you
oh wow
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You lasso'd Me.
Now Here's My knife.
Woulda went after them but Seen as they were hacking decided not to.
why shot the horse
What the dog doin?
Alright
What is it now?
shouldn't you be asleep, Egull?
I should.

smh

yes
Fu
Staying up to fix your sleep schedule didn't go to plan
no


It usually works, not when its this hot tho. 
Give me le winter.
winter
warm weather is just ripe
I mean, when it's just the right temperature.
It's perfect
No.
yes
Cold.
I wouldn't mind warm weather as long as there is a nice breeze and so on. When it's humid, it's just horrible
Perfect description.
just talk to a somnologist
around 18ºC is supposedly the right temnp to sleep in
I wouldn't mind warm weather if ppl had different mechanism than sweating to cool themselves
Also in cold weather you can choose how warm you wanna be. In hot weather, you got no choice really
It feels way above that, i dont even have a blanket on.
fan time
How do we still fucking suffer from that, we need some refrigerator to go inside of or something.
I dont have a fan. 
get one
book would be fine too

I got like two fans, they make this hot weather somewhat bearable
just get AC 👍 ||
||
Expensive
I would kill for two fans, i would do anything. 
sand
I have nothing like that, and it's even worse cuz I've got 2 PC's and terrarium in my room
ig I just like to choke

Could open a window possibly
Do it.
If theres the possibility to cool down, take it.
did you know
I can't wait for winter again.
Modern understanding of how Pirates talked is believed to be how Shakespeare spoke

Winter is comfy 
No, i want arr arr me first dime.
I don't have windows
do you have Linux?

or a Mac?
ok I do that was a joke I live on 10th floor after all


I hate winter
Hows the UK warm if it always rains? 
Nerd
who lives in uk here?
I wish
Me
Magic
The CEO of hell.
I just fucking hate how many things I have to put on at that time
oh ok
Plenty of rain soon
Looks like germany too. 
wait harriet so do you have that uk accent?
Atleast you can choose to be either warm or cold during winter. Don’t matter what you do during summer you’ll always be hot ass hell
rain
omg I love listening to ppl with it
Actually no, it wil be raining all week for me then.
I live in poland and I hate it 
I live in a house so that’s pretty cool
you should hear my accent 
you live?
how does it sound like
anything
No I am dead house sorry
Kinda same, it sounds like soft and rounded.
ye
You have taken our rain
No I shall simply listen to songs by men at work 
I'm a voice actor.
I've mastered the art of accents and impressions.
But my normal house accent is Australian British with a bit of Germanic
Then again Tuesday innit 3Head. 
wait you guys check weather?
Get it back then. 
oh nice
we don't do that here
my friends have always told me off for my pronunciations
do you know how russians in films spell R?
br
what does that mean
bru
Battle royale.
what does that mean
errr
You get a mozambique and the other person gets a peacekeeper
you roll the r
well if you do then I can either do that or try to use normal american accent and fail miserably 
chewsday
Some people say I sound like a God

but most generally find it relaxing
Ah right, Chewsday. 
Australian
hmm
yes
Me being this hot i could use a Bo‘el‘o‘wa‘uh. 
people find it surprising.
You don't imagine someone like me like that
well I can't even imagine since idk how do you look like
or you mean character?
g'day mate
you coming this arvo to the barbie for some nice prawn. Alongside some drink in the esky?
yes
Horrible suffering
I think I sound lazy but idk I would have to ask someone to judge it
yes, well I'm yet to talk to you yet
will the hit song "Down Under" by the Australian rock band Men at Work be playing 
yeah mate, alongside some Paul Kelly.
have you talked with someone on islecord already?
hip hip hooray
yes and no
I dunno how I come across as to others. I'm just shy/passive really, it takes me a while to warm up to people I guess
I just assume every person online is a person from the government sent to spy on me
you talked to someone who is banned?
I've talked with a few.
some of them left islecord, some of them are still here
Yes, a few
Me
ahaha why would you assume that haha

People like Krayt, Smeasel, Krow, Big Flamingo, some others
oh ok
not in this server though, another
harriet why the fuck are you typing so long
To me you come across as demon rather friendly.
another you might know soon

I know exactly your government base, Method. I will reveal your scheme 🗿
It's normal for me. I type something then it feels like it doesn't make sense to me and so on lmao
oh ye I have that problem too (well not while playing league as I like to rage on that one
)
Retype 30 times moment.
My favorite joke is to type for a few minutes then sending hi
little bear to big papa-- hes onto us, over 📟
Friendly demon
Gar moment
Perhaps. 
tbh before you said that I was about to say "another?
" lol
Harriet name yourself Harriet - CEO of hell, now. 
yes
Awez has heard me speak, but it took me like almost a year to actually talk. He probably regrets that I speak now 
hmm i see
Wait you and awez aren’t mortal enemies? Scam
I've always wanted to wait in one of the VCs
and just wait for someone to join
I'm like 3 or 4 years on here and I haven't talked with anyone yet
It's been done
ceo of hell
Good. 
or I'd join someone's VC here
nice
yes
yes
I remember when vc was alive everyday in here for a couple of weeks, oh the good old gang… 
I thought about that for a second and then I reminded myself what kind of ppl can be on here 
yes...
plus I really don't like to speak english
now u dont remember
cuz of how bad I am at it
I wish I was there
My english can range from perfect to tongue seizure.
Hello guys I’m new here what’s up
hello gamerbert
Who’s the people with the red names? Can I ping them? 
my english can range from the worst to even worse
Ssssshhhh its fine. 
hi newbert
I can't speak my own language at times

Somewhat relatable.
yes 
English is stupid
ping all of them in fact
well that calms me down
You really like to see others being worse than you dont you? 
oh btw I spoke with my friends in english today even tho we are all poles idk why 
oh ye I love to see ppl suffer
Demon
I tend to do that.
I come from foreign land
Encouraging people to ping devs eh? That’s a rulebreak, you’ve been played at your own game my good sir. As my fellow gamers would say cough cough “get rekt, kiddo”

but I'm not a demon
you enjoy people suffering must be demon
You are a Makyr from Doom eternal.
I feed on them
Foniu is Harriets natural predator?
I'm smth being your pity race
beyond*
why the fuck did I say being wth
being

you
me
15s
them

15s
wait
Person bellow me is a nerd
why is it called 15s
Uh oh
I dont know
ok
They all got weird names I guess
me
you
thanks
no problem
why foniu tho
Us 
no
Why Lightclaw
Who’s foniu
well... I have a reason to my name
which is
every played Wizard 101?
OMG YES
yes
Wizard101
also Pirate101
Yes pirate101
it's chad I even played it recently
but polish servers are dying 
My name 🙇🏻♂️😎
I started playing early off in Minecraft.
Chose Lightclaw
I have only like 68 lvl at most cuz I have like 4 schools started lmao
my steam pfp is also a minecraft snake
oh ye I've seen that
Harriet is my real name 
wait really?
but I've had the snake pfp more than I've had my Steam account
Yeah
I didn't even know name like that existed
Female Harriet
Female Harriet
yes
Why fat pigeon
@rough hollow
Why Method pigeon
What happened to Fat Pigeo
wtf
He died to a flame thrower in 1873.
How could you
Method Man from Wutang Clan 🥸
Idk he tasted like chicken
Rude
^
^
You’ve some knowledge on the nature of rudeness, being the CEO of Hell 
yes
I still think Awez is the CEO of Hell
it is
your name is the CEO of Hell
seems a bit far fetched
Do u actually know what I’m talking about tho 


my name is Harriet
Helluva
is it
Followed by CEO of Hell
Titled by me.
What ⁉️
Maybe I should change Awez's name too 
No
do it
Do it
Harriet loves changing names. 
no
it's the singer
The singer
Just a lil
The rapper
lil method

There’s even a song he wrote about himself
@hardy phoenix
Ping yourself
@solar herald
@hardy phoenix
i eat femurs
No

Harriet gave me the name, lies.
ceo of hell

Offtopic try not to ping Fat Pigeon challenge second 0.1
@rough hollow
@rough hollow
@rough hollow
@rough hollow
alright thanks
@rough hollow
I completed the challenge 
@robust fox
What do I win
Whoops.
He's sleeping
I didnt mean to. 
You win. LIMMY OVERLOAD.


Hooray

Hip hip
no
Ouch
Let the demon name sleep
yes

you are not sleeping
Harriet: Says dont
Offtopic: 
yes
I am sleeping right now
Hehehu cough so my friend
sure


Pong Krell
Dex

You reacted to your own emote. 
Ah the fake grievous.
Is that a problem? 
Cal
the 7th Sister
Psychometry or whatever
that is what it's called
Yes
yes
Dumb phish
fish dumb
dumb humans
Yes.

I eat the fish
How to troll fish
same
the fish eats you
maybe
If it shark‼️
yes
But not shark then I eat
yes

seals taste good too
Do you speak from experience
yes
lober 🦞
As I suspected

How do they taste?


Limmy
su
I can’t fucking believe it
kinda like beef
Wow.
Alaskan food

yeah
The offtopic giga chads should have a vc st some point.
they should
yes
most definitely
have isle VCs and a general/offtopic VC
*we
you are one of them
Just end it
limmy death
FAMILY
Family.
fam
ily
YOU DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON FAMILY
Family
Family
What the family doin?
famine
Famine

hampter
I am waiting for his album
I will now prepare matter in a way that my body can consume and turn it into energy to sustain my bodily functions.

ok cool
Just say you’re eating you nerd ‼️

limmy
It's 1am, go to sleep all of you
1 am for you
I already did. 
it's 4pm
Kill me
It’s 5 pm
Nice man nice
Favoriting that
Yo doodz the empire is totally cool you should join it
Now i see why they say you are Awez mom. 
I'm not his mom 
lies
You dudes the empaia is pretty chill, maybe you could join it or something.
dark vade
Nice
Mhm yeah totally. 
are you sure tho?
yes
dna test
We are related
ok guys it's the first time since a few days I will be sleeping at 2am instead of 4, cya have a gn/gd
Family?
Sleep well
Gn, dont let her take your femurs.
I'm 100% sure
sus
yes
My femurs are untouchable 
gn Foniu
You were never one of us, you were nothing but an IMPOSTOR. A false CREWMATE. You. Are. SUS.
Method why you react with Limmy. 


Because I get limmy’d
wide theriz
WHY SHOULD I NOT LIMMY YOU
What dino is Limmy even supposed to be
cheirus
Deinocheirus
oh that thing
cherry
the not croc deino
Kill it
big duck
With big fucking hands
murder swan
i dont like it
cherry base skin confirmed
Emote or the thing itself?
the thing itself
ok awez mom
Nooo... Its totally not just a omni spino.
EW UTAH.
ok
Oogly
my collection increases
i will limmy
No please god no
limmy
this is a threat
empty threat
What are your demands
liver failure
ew you
Woah
ew awez mother
Not nice!
your liver

Here
much gracias

Are you a utah main?
Probably. I mostly played utah in Legacy

Mhmmm.... i see..... 
I like rex
ok
Die.




booooh utah spooky
No limmy? Just death? Lame

Most important question, have you ever RPed as a utah?
dock velo > dock utah
No. Disgusting

Killed docktahs 
yes
yes
dock pue 
Throwback to a month ago where i was killing atleast 15 utahs a day in evrima.
Good news everyone! My room is finally cooling down!

I've barely played Evrima 
Was roughly 80 in here....And I hated it.
NOOOO.
I played a couple days on the test servers when they wanted to test performance and such and then grew a Deino on release day.
Haven't played much then cause people stopped playing it. now just waiting for the next update to drop so the pop comes back up lol
Funfact: I am one of the first to grow a deinosuchus. 
Same.
I only really do admin stuff when I can, but other than that I'm just waiting for more updates and such
Fun fact: I am your mom
I was in bed when update 3 dropped and just went fuck it got up and grew a Deino and some how managed to survive the pesky Carnos.
Leave
who are you?
I'm bear
I like turtles
Ok 
is just joke.
YOOOOO KUNG FU BEAR
true
Shut
no you
Uno reverse card

ok

No.
Hi

demon
yeah
yeah
✝️
snek
@rough hollow i will hunt you
Wh
Your mean
- you're
Listen here you little shit
bear
No one threatens fat pigeon but me
I will threaten you too.

nice
I see
no you're blind
Oh ok
yes
That was the best part of the show. Pity about the... second season.
I really have no idea what that show is lol was just using the gif lol
It's a show called "Sense8". 8 people around the world are psychically collection and interact vaguely together.
The first season was pretty neat for the most part. Season 2 fucking sucked... then it had a Christmas special and was cancelled.
Anyways...Remember folks. bullets have names written on them...Nades coming from an M32 grenade launcher has to whom it may concern written on them.


me
Froggers
are you QA?
He isnt.

Wh
@ dapper iggy
im the owner
Shut up
Wide oro






