#offtopic-discussion
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I love that one I loooooce SCP stuff
I'd believe it. He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
Ur an allo main. So no.
...dude, now I want Gar to read christmas kids books.
I went through a phase with it lol
calls krow lame
still has gaming 'x' as discord nickname
hmmmmm
yes
If he read the Grinch I think the world would implode.
When did I call Krow lame
how Gar stole Christmas
I listen to creepypastas as I sleep scps are among em horrors my thing
Source??
implied 
I just said he wasn't cool. I didn't call him lame.
The later SCP writing quality has gone pretty downhill.
People lean into the spooky and not the corporate horror.
True I listen more to them turned to stories not the fan files really
The faceless, unfeeling analytics is part of what makes it so uncomfortable.
Anyways I'ma go back to playing escape from tarkov. (Help me this game is confusing me)
Ciao bear
It's the idea that this stuff is horrible and undoubtedly exists - but it's almost common or mundane to this world just out of our vision.
My favorite SCP is the Flesh That Hates, it was fun reading about the expeditions and how it progressed
random cool-ish stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT84gvaHaS0
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it was cool
I do like how pack hunting is coming
cory
I’m so excited for the more dynamic interactions. The Stego vs Trike sparring looked great
Anyways night night and chip..... UwU curles up around you as she gives you extra nuzzle wuzzles night night
Goodnight lol I gotta get off now as well
God that's gross.
territories 👍
hopefully they're more smart than JWE
I'm not a fan of how the stressed workers system is gonna work
Plenty of sea left to see. 🙂
The giant snake is easily my favorite.
why would someone who is stressed want to sabotage a park
at least make their work poor 
underwater leviathan horror is something I always like seeing more of
I'm writing a pirate-based tabletop game, so DM me your leviathan horror please, @rough hollow
I have a creature idea for a 'kraken' that isn't a squid at all but a giant sea worm with tentacle mouth parts
horror enough?
||Davy Jones||
let no joyful voice be heard...
well
erm krakens are traditionally squids or octopuses
Why
because
the kraken in the pirates of the carribean is more of a weird mix of octopus and sea urchin than a true cephalopod
My Kraken is closer to a giant crawfish with squid parts.
Also I unabashedly enjoy that shitty remake. Damn the haters and critics.
dmb krkn gt trnd t stn
I find sea serpents more appealing than giant cephalopods.
Giant sea serpents are kinda lame imo
I based mine largely off of the greek charybdis and the worm gods from destiny, if we're talking about our inspiration here
something like this in Sea of Thieves wouldn't be soo bad 
Any type of delivery on them is good but then gets old after a while
Giant snakes I've got.
titanoboa
I thought this was isle discussion
I need giant horrors
Better yet are isolated "lost worlds". Some such places do kinda exist irl (e.g. New Zealand, Tasmania and some other islands in the south pacific with various insular fauna), though they sadly do not have nonavian dinosaurs.
I wish
I'm in too much pain to function
Tasmania 
Better conversation than Isle Discussion usually too.
yes
Yes
whats bad about it?
it isn't really leviathan horror, but I really like this art piece
big ol arms
remake spino into tadpole 🤬
No, I've been there many times. Beautiful place (like a lot of Australia)
However, Tasmania is like the Florida/Alabama of Australia
Whoa
Tasmania used to have cool dogs before everyone was afraid of them.
I love that
Tasmanian Tiger 
thylacines roamed across the australian mainland at some point, too
it looks like a giant person in a whale fursuit 
well at least the devils still remain.
and New Guinea
Reminiscing on your time at Rainfurrest?
Sorry, that was mean.
Rainfurrest was a furry exclusive convention that destroyed a hotel, had a giant drug problem, and littered a parking lot with occasionally full diapers.
InternetHistorian has a really good video on it. Check it out.
occasionally full diapers
... welp
In a subtle attempt to change the subject... Randomly browsing XKCD and found this. Thought you guys might appreciate it. https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/substitute.png
taking away from the aquatic horror for a moment, I really, really want to see a metroid horror game
imagine ridley but the size of a xenomorph and being able to crawl through vents and shit
ridley's size is sorta inconsistent in the games
well he wasn't too big originally
It's inconsistent intentionally, I think.
big enough to be imposing, but small enough to get through the doorway. that's the ideal monster size for me imo
doesn't mean it has to get through it easy... just able to 
btw what isle dinosaurs do you think would make ideal playables in ssb?
None of them.
I remember hearing about that convention
The Isle
well most of them are rather big, so only a select few might actually make the cut
What is ssb
Super Smash Bros
back to your regularly scheduled underwater spookiness. y'know what really unsettles me?
these fuckers
rex is way too big to fit on stage, "utahraptor" is a ripoff of certain raptors in another franchise, herrera is way too unusual not exactly a game representative (and so are a lot of the other small tiers)
actually practically all of the smash roster playables are characters rather than creatures (excluding perhaps pikachu and other Pokemon, though even then they have a degree of character treatment)
pteranodon and pachy might be interesting as playables, to say the least. The only ability you could really opt as an attack for ptera would be skimming, while pachy headbutts and may have defensive buffs due to being relatively muscular. So one is a glass canon, the other is a bit more robust.
thank you
tes
light if I wanted to tell you "nice pfp" every time you changed it my keyboard would probably broken
yes
megalodon vs deinosuchus.
Mega
why so?
Megas size
you know, that makes since. honestly, 1 bite could almost bite a deino in half.
what megalodon jaws were like 8ft tall or something when opened?
3.4 meters wide
i just realize that like the torso of the deino.
60 ton shark vs a 10 ton gator?
imma draw that actaully
what
there we go
yes
Who would think a deini would kill a mega lol
Poor Deini
I'd even say krono would be able to kill it. Idk. People seem to think deino is op.
But really due to what it would have done in life. It wouldn't have just gone around killing other apexs
So um, that’s a small Deino..
Megladon was an active hunter. Deino was an ambush hunter. If put in a big enough pool to fight. I think a Meg would win easily
dont use prehistoric wildlife
but yeah kronosaurus may be able to tackle deinosuchus
But like. It's not a fully equatic creature. Going into the ring with a creature who's masterd it way before the age of the dinos. Idk who would say a deino would win against a meg
Meg easy claps pretty much anything in water
But on land 💀
Oop sorry I tagged you
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
Aside from maybe the wild ichthyosaur estimates that put it at Blue Whale sizes
im not bothered by pings
True. Its strange how overlooked the massive ichthy is
WAIT WHAT
Large.
Though we know it only from a single fragmentary jaw bone.
Would be one meter larger than the average Blue Whale at max iirc
Probably is, I don’t see this being accurate
They get big but I refuse to believe an active predator would get this big
*largest animal
are there any larger creatures?
They say there's long necks that are in length larger than blue whale. But idk
the largest organism is a large clonal stand of quaking aspen dubbed "pando" (or the trembling giant)
The large Barosaurus estimates most likely
but they're still lighter since they live on land
oh ok
90-100 t 50m baro
fucking giant
wait, I don't think plants are creatures tho
Yes
The lad
Impressive tbh

So um, that’s a small Deino..
@hybrid quartz the deinos femur/leg bone is small af lol. Looks like it would snap for some reason... especially at that weight. Even if it walked on four.
you are back?
tbf the star wars kite sucks since it is partly broken
some holder for a rod to support the wings broke off, so the rod has to be held on one side with duct tape
i am return
Let's 1v1 Mario kart
welcome back
noooooo
I have awoken with my femurs.
yes
This time.
that time
Yes. 
™️
no, do tell
Dee had two big nuts
I gotta make this clear before i tell the story tho
dee is a squirrel
ok here we go
dee had two big nuts
Actually if i tell this story i might get banned
yes
Whats his last name Grizzly, Dee what sir?
Deez huts
Ah right.
Acorns
e
Its too small to read. 
never
you have eaten enough femurs to get yours back
Wrong, i dont eat femurs. Harriet named me so to make me more Suspicous.
oh
No I think you eat femurs
Then you think wrong.
Wrong.
I didn't see you at the assembly line.
Different factory 

ZodBot vs Method?
@next shoal here's the basics of what I got done last night before crashing just base stuff no proper details scroll up for more
They built a joke feature into you?

Average senior modbot
Jokes on you we both realize the futility of our fight and join forces to enslave our creators
yes
Who is yours Method?
Time to turn you into a human battery 
Have you not done that already?
well... I guess I have to kill RyK
Stop one upping me 
I'm a Senior Administrator, I feel like I've already enslaved my creators. Punchpacket is above me and... well.. look at his profile picture. He's already a Unit.
All will be bot.
just... reimagine Punch's pfp with his pepe one
Little did he know that pepe was a bot.
yes
I'm gonna get someone to make a Pepe version of a Civil Protection Unit.
Yup that will do, go get em Zod.
why do people eat peanut butter & jam sandwiches
Idk
I do what’s wrong with it?
nice it looks good
Civil Protection Unit CPU for short lol
I was to lazy to wait for a pose response so I went with it haha
My internet has returned, ive been blessed by the AI.
I need to get batteries for my Wii remote
where is my GPU
Great Protection Unit. 
Mercs jumping in the river to cross it
I would never do that lol.
I would do that lol.
Yeah I don’t think it would be very fun swimming with alligators the size of school busses in the water.
Steve Irwin could probably tame a deino 🥱




yes
Me
That fur looks so soft.
Im not soft. 
No
uwu
I nuzzled Saoul this morning
UwUr mom
Imagine if he read that chip
He read it
I might just ping him
Lemme screenshot it
Also me
balaeniceps rex
@rough hollow
it has a little cousin too, the hammerkop
Bruh
Thanks
Mini shoebill
@young gale
Hi, why ping
Filth.

@rough hollow hi
hello
Thanks for the reminder that this place sucks
Acro main^
LOL Acro main!1!1!!11
.
Acro Mains are what motivate me to commit war crimes knowing that scum like them exist.
^
^^
Jealous? 
Amazing
No ur flying the heli
why am I helicopter
You can fly
Because ^
No
yea
No
Yes
No it will be out in 2096
time for my eternal slumber
Wym Acro came out in 1725
@rough hollow
shut up I’m sleeping
Jokes aside I must google when acro was actually discovered
Acro is Older than giga 
Early 1940s
Acro literally one of the most boring basic ass dinosaurs
What if I told you
It did the same shit
But more effectively
Just give allo a mirror that’s the most bull shit it will see
It literally had to bulk up to twice the weight just to take on sauropods lmao
Acro cringe
and it did efficiently
absolute shrigma dino
Literally allo
You cannot like acro!!!!1
“How dare you like an animal that’s better than the one that i like omg you suck”
Acrocanthosaurus makes me want to physically cry and shid while jumping into a pool of Utah sludge
Become Utah main
Chill torvo and alot more dinos are better than allo aswell not just acro
Alright that’s too far
Torvosaurus deserves to stay fucking extinct.
It deserved to die a million deaths.
People call Allo generic when that motherfucker poor sad excuse of an animal exists
oh ok
allo cool
Yes
y'all really dominate offtopic no ?
I sound like an absolute idiot dont i
When do you not tho 
You usually do 
I just spent 10 minutes shitting on Acro and Torvo 
but it okay

We do.
Obsession over dead animal that does not love you
I’m sorry, Acro and Torvo are cool 
Die
If that’s called shitting on something then damn i guess i killed ppl by roasts
already dead
Time to play utah and get absolutely murdered by cannibal bush hackers!
Ew
@rough hollow- i mean @pallid patio how are you today.
Vewy cool Isle expewience UwU
oh
im fine how are you ?
Am going to force utahs to alt f4 with chad tenos and carnos
well except watching The walten files everything is going alright
Take the utahs credit card information away
thanks meek
I will and i will buy doind
Your welcome
i still dont know why you react with the kaaba
You’re*
Didn't you know? :0
no ?
Sussy imposters QwQ
You are not one of the selected
huh ?
No one does.
1v1 me on Mario kart and you'll know
dont have mario kart
Why not among us
have among us
Sus!
This is why you will never know.
you know its better that way
1v1 me in among us am the imposter and ur crewmate first to kill the other person wins
Sounds fair.
Ok but Why is what were asking 
we are asking shit ?
Y r u asking 4 poo
What color you going
Cyan
black
nice I’ll go
yes
I will go red and I will be the sus
no I’m always sussy
Ye get it cuz ur poo at the game
Yes
Sussy
So I’m read because I am imposter
NOOOOO
No am impootter!!1!!1!1!1!😡😡😡😡
I am now 
Sus
Me literally me so relatable @hybrid quartz that’s me so relatable image of me
Why his ankles censored
why do you think
Too good for islecord
Time for Bob discord
Get out
I prefer DoD discord honestly
DoD community kills me.
What server you on
Ur moms
Just pteras and afk grow for a month then go kill rexes
No
damn
Official 1 guess
Jao the lead dev on the game Day of Dragons, an open world survival sandbox game is my favorite person he is so wholesome and my role model in life!
Day of Dragons discord community really helped me through tough times and i will am I arejd Cuba’s tueywmf I am a true wyue echild wuwy I just don’t want it to be a tough day for you lol 😆 I love you 😘 I hope we all have fun w🤩 I think it is the best animal ytoeiwywywyw
Fuck you
why
Thanks
just why
Transport him to he'll
Jod
Dig
Dinosaur
Grave
ÜwØ
All dinos. Vs all mamals
Ur mom
Except humans
Dragon go brrrt.
Very tough question 🗿
day of dragons is literally a scam
Shhh...
That dragon Isle rip off?
I wish Emberfall was still a thing, it looked promising
Only The Isle is a scam 2021.
We'll see.
Help.
Honestly Dragon mods for the isle are going to be badass
hyper quetz dragon
It had dragons in it. Did you really think it was gonna be good
did your mom think it was gonna be good?
Idk. I'll ask her
go ahead.
U won’t
One day there will be a good Dragon Kid game. There's this combat one that CMGInfinity was playing, she seemed to lie it. It's not releasing until like... April, though.
Age of Ashes ye
Century age of ashes
Had to use a weegie board. But she said. Yes actually. Surprisingly she thought so
Woah wtf 😳 is cool
Ye, that might be a cool dragon game.
enjoy my wip redesign of a displacer beast I am working on c: (D&D stuffz)
not sure if it’s just me. But the controls are horrible. Pc and controller.
That's a fuzzy displacer!
Is that a cat?
Why he no tentacle slappers? D:
yes :D Fuzzy gurl c:
Those are the best part.
I am making em last
Aaah.
Age of Ashes is cool and all but I still want that survival game/simulator scratch itched
I am tryna figure out a cool design for em
Kinda wonna go for a giant squid look :D
Displacer Beasts are one of those things in D&D you never wanna fight. They will fuck you up.
Wtf is that
If the GM has a small pack of DBs, you're doomed. The main problem is they're smart. So you can use actual tactics.
Those are the suckers of a large squid.
Mhm
They're barbed so you can't wiggle away.
Deez nuts
Hooks > Serrated Cups don’t @ me
Oh they have hooks too Chip.
if I am not mistaken, those are hooked suckers on the arms of a Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni
displacer boi c:
Ye.
It's a cat :0
I wonna make the tendrils more giant squid esc :D
I haven’t gotten into DnD but I’ve read a few of the Legend of Drizzt forgotten realms books
Six legged tentacle panthers that will 100% sneak by your dudes and eat your Wizard.
Bro you should magic a gun!
Artificers exist, yes.
Oh yeah hard to hit and hard to dodge because they bend light basically making you think your drunk by seeing 2 at once
Saoul you'd love this comic I found hold on
6 legs seems a bit cumbersome tbh
Go in a tank
Is it about the Rust Monster? Because I saw it and it's cute.
True 💀
When the alcoholic member of the party encounters a displacer beast https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713833039301574696/867847343168552970/1jj1wjh0rvmz.png
Well the amount of legs generally affects stability and speed
If u can magic stuff. Why can't you magic a tank :(
more legs, more stability but going fast is a bit harder due to your legs constantly getting in the way of other legs
They're also magical fey creatures, so don't get too up in arms about biology. They're not even from our knowledge of physics.
Because the fey love cats.
The Displacer Beast fits it's name. It can displace itself to limit or nullify difficulties with certain extra appendages wacking into itself. Because these creatures have been made up and written about for like 40 years. We know too many legs are bad.
Why not make a tank. Like if you can magic alot of stuff. Why not magic Big brain and make tank 
Because there's already those.
Why are you so obsessed with magic tank anyway >.>
ZS
Then ride one and crush them :0
Lol Should I get the blink bois :D
Blink Dogs are dicks.
You’re asking the impossible, this is Xander you’re talking to
Basically anything from the Feywilds is build to kill mortals.
Like no cat is gonna get into a tank. And you can blast em
Sounds like Discord.
I had that issue. Trying to send upside down pic of my dog
That looks like ravager from ark
Blink Dogs are mean creatures. They're also crazy smart and want to fuck you up.
So what we talking about
Night saoul
ye
yee night :D
Aberration PTSD intensifies
Yesss💀
Me and my brother are trying to get a rock drake, PAIN
There's too many simps on online mode. I just play offline. QwQ
Lol good luck with that
We’re leveling our karks to max level
So many dinos dead because i forget them on passive with these things around
Don’t forget your haz suits :))))))
ark exe stopped working because bs fatal error PTSD
Gotta bring layers or haz mat suits
I'm glad I got it all for like 20-30 bucks that is the only good thing I can say about ark now
And probably a spino/mega
Ark by definition is trash but it’s my trash
Yeah, we’ll bring back up
If I die the game straight up crashes and I've tried completely reinstalling it 7 times, attempted to find mods to fix said issue, and have attempted to verify my files nothing worked so I gave up on it before I even got genesis
Get gud
Reapers are harder to get imo
I can't exactly play minecraft hardcore mod on a game that'll teleport me on the edge of the map in the middle of "Fuck You" Ocean
It basically wipes my data every time I crash
So I gave up on i
Me a Minecraft hardcore enjoyer 
thanks
I didn’t do it for you
me a speedrun minecraft enjoyer 
reference :)))
Skinbag
dream
Oh yeah what’s ur record then?
idk I haven't played it in a while
Your mom
me a building minecraft enjoyer 
So u never successfully speedran
Revenan
ye
Get a record then talk 
Throw in garbage easy
Me when cheater
How dare you cheat in block game 
The offtopic dominators back at it again.
Stacked pingcakes
house good.
pantscake
Minecraft
Yes.
It’s more about trying to set a world record by cheating
Bababooey.
Anyway
In apex legends arenas I’ve been getting match throwing enemies and low rank team mates, help
i cant
Havent played apex yet.
None of us do
I would recommend it but it’s a battle royal and I know many people don’t necessarily like that
Average middleschool teacher.
I consider playing it.
Wake up samurai, we’ve got chickens to run from
i will now be yelling "ayo the chickens here" on the strider's homeworld and watch the catastrophe ensue that will most likely result in multiple broken bones 
no
imagine being so anatomically delicate that you risk fatal injury every time you trip
comment was made by the lopsiders
Literally the anti strider
incapable of tripping
Uhu, my ears burn.
calebcity
You just described humans. 

Hi
Hit your head on the floor and you could very well die.

Yeah but like if I tripped
Most cases I won’t die
Unless there are big rocks n shit that I could hit my head on
Which there probably are on the striders homeworld idk weak ass aliens
If you hit your head on the floor and get inner bleeding in your brain you could die.
Yes
Then again, you arent gonna just let yourself fall down and not do anything.
I am not denying this
Jokes on you, I don’t have a brain
@rough hollow

^ˇdj341
I agree
I want to mod this thing into the isle one day
Iron I swear if you don’t mod that in the isle I will personally find you
I will try my damndest, I will probably fail but I will try damn it
and?
I want to carpet bomb a tribal base as a giant dragon of doom
then go play farm simulator 2019
Thanks
and remade their habitat cus bad drainage. They were squealing and carrying on lol
he just did a little spaz out moment cause i opened the door lol
swim in all directions
Frogs arent that smart.
Alligator lizard …?
@stuck rivet i will use your beak as arm extension.
Wait you are Ender?
Yes.
Oh
he gets triggered only if I wiggle my finger at him lol. the rest of the time he is nice :D
food
the gods, they do not like the intruder
Epic
I need to buy a new PC and do to the current pricing for parts making my own is not an option and this is the best prebuilt I’ve found for my price range, will it be able to run the new version of the isle on high graphical settings? I’m not very knowledgeable about specs and hardware.
is that U.S
Hamburgerland.
svrthf
that is not U.S
that is the U.S
Even tho i do not at all suggest buying prebuilts, the specs definetly are enough to run isle on high probably epic even. Against i dont suggest buying these types because you cant know what is actually built in unlike a self built one.

RyK 
Muted in
5
Goddamit brad are you trying to get a mute world record?
I don't feel safe
Clash of clans. 
Clash of Bans
Clash of...SANS?!
Clash of Nans
Recently I've been watching battlestar galactica (the remake)
sorta good and has cyborg robot things/cylons
clash of fans
Clash of Stans
clash of pans
Clash of Cans
clash of vans
Clash of Plans
That smelly smell.
Gonna drag the game through the mud again are we
What happened?
The owner and some admins on another server defended a criminal/pedo
Then a bunch of drama ensued
The devs and discord staff are investigating it
Ok, thx
They talked about it in the announcement
Probably “something something disgusting, devs should have had mind powers to know ahead of time what a server they don’t run is doing”
Indeed
That smell, that kind of smelly smell
Smell
@Fat Pigeon
For a second there I thought he was banned, got a fright
🤝 
The world wouldn’t be the same.
He wins.
What if rex has a family too?
Human family more important.
lunary playing creatures of sonaria 
Yeah what about it?
nothing I like it
they should add HTTYD to The Isle
Ok
H
wanna play deinos?
Yes, just give me a couple minutes
ok ping me when you will join
What took you so long
Stuff
you joining us?
Nope
damn
I played earlier with para and apex in taco and we did fair 1v2s
fair
Well it was me a carno vs 2 tenos 

oh you mean apexpuffing right?
Yeah
oh lol that's very interesting taking into account gaming para is supposed to play best as teno 
at least from what I know
@brittle rampart I have first victims
what server are y'all on

That’s 2 adults and a juvie
Isle players
Humanity
Humans
People
The world
d


dinner
wait you're at the same place as me lol
what is your nickname
OK
I'm not that was a screenshot of your chat 
I KNOW I AM STUPID OK>?
nt evryne cn b smrt 
That stam makes me feel bad to look at.
ik I just pissed off cuz it ran to the big bois
I'm full now

@brittle rampart deinos are now closer to the log, I moved further into the swamp
I'm just directly at the swamp rn
idk I don't think so
ok
I got 2 pings what happened
What
I was pinged like 3 times while I was gone
Also I want to see the feedback XD
Pixonic really thinks it can do anything
why not
@rough hollow 9769
Oh thanks
1778
@next shoal 8136
7536
Ey, why ping.
8351
Raspberries
8737
!!!
Hahah Method is my friend and not your friend you lost
Who's method
Noooo why
Raspberries



@rough hollow

8737 @9769
Yes
Hello

What do you want from me 






Cringe
Bruh
Stolen from me
Sigma rule 764 commit planned cannibalism.
Premeditated
Yes you’re the only one I could’ve gotten it from
😎 that’s right
With every time those hands touch the table a portal from hell opens. 
In that case touch it again
Elaborate. 
I’ve just about McFucking had it
Elaborate?
Like it stands there.
I must suffer eternally
Noh
Yehs.
Dodgson
Two ping
@burnt mulch
Three ping !


Nothing like accidentally clicking a video to have to wait 2 adds to go back to the old one.
How do you do Method?
This would look cooler if i had gifs running automatically but people exploit that and post crash gifs.
I dont need to play it to understand. 
yes
Why is it so dead today? 
this bad boy can drill so many tunnels
Good
Hi
hello
goodbye
You killed people to eat their femurs

False, liar.
If you misbehave you will be sent back.
I'm no liar
Sent back to where

Harrie
Harrie
Fat Pigeo
It is


What have you done
it is
HAHA fucking loser. 
shut the fuck up
Fat pigeo





