#offtopic-discussion
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yes
good
but dont millipedes have more
yes i am aware
good
glo 
I hope you like my jokes
want to hear a story?
Yes.
about
There was once a man who found himself stranded in a desert
after some time, he started to get dehydrated
so he went around, searching for some water
and then amongos
soon he found a small merchant on a camel
he asked the man
"Water water! I need water!"
and the merchant replied
"I got no water! But I have ties... blue ties, yellow ties- all sorts of ties!"
so he went away
... some time passed ...
amoingous
Ssshhh.
sorry
the man found another merchant.
He went up to him and asked the man!
"Water water! I need water! - he begged
the merchant replied
"I got no water! But I got ties... stripped ties, poker-dot ties! All sorts of ties!"
so he went away
... and some more time passed ...
the man found another merchant on a camel.
We moved his dying body over to the merchant and pleaded.
"Water water! I need water!"
and the merchant replied
"I got no water... but I have ties. Long ties... Short ties... Standard ties... All sorts of ties..."
... so the man went away ...
... some time passed ...
The man found a large hotel that bared 5 bright glimmering stars!!

He crawled to the beat of his malnourished dreams.
His dry lips tried to conjure a sentence at the sight of the bouncer
he asked
"Water water! I need water"
and the bouncer replied
"I got water. But you need a tie"
Fin
lol
lesson of the day?
Wear a fecken tie in the desert
bullshit how did those merchants survive on the desert if they had no water ๐คฌ
bad story
good story
jk
what do you think of Rodan but possibly worse or possibly better than the legendary version
shit moral
scary
Full liked my story.
Didn't you?
yay
Interesting story.
Leaving?
man
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
He did.
@timid crest sus?
Yesh
Maybe
Eugh eugh, eugh eugh eugh eugh eugh.-Sans
Let's watch Texas chainsaw 2 the squeakquel
Alvan and the chipmunks, 2 the squeakquel*
Meek are you good?
shes dead after watchin h that trash

Thought u loved me ๐๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ญโค๏ธ
Are you on crack?
No.
Yes
Ok

No
Exdee
@next shoal
I may or may not have gone and axed a few people.
Fat teno
Stop
This is funny because I will EMP bob servers
Good finally
The tropeo mains can cry now
I'm at grandmas house
I will be back in an hour probably
Ok
Whaddup Gamer girls
Im good
H'what. Explain.
Ping

Iโll consider it.
Ok
he'll consider it
he won't
watch out for his heals in middle of battle 
Im the isle
No thatโs me
๐ญ
@rough hollow
Stop crying on your name
Im crying and im drinking it
is it good
Salty
Nice
Iโm going to
Let's play binweevils
@rose nova ^
Wtf is that
Yeah, the cheater. 
Mmo
My favorite game
I have it downloaded
It's actually really good. Your missing out. The lore is very deep
Basic windows background
Why do you have the isle installed wtf
Very good
no
It's binweevils
Many people only play for the great customisation. But I stay for the storyline
Ah itโs British no wonder I never heard of this growing up
Thought you were a Gamer bro :/
I googled it
Method
Yes
Idk
What does ignition mean?
Setting something on fire
Ah, thank you!
chad game
Let's play smurfs dance party
While you were getting drunk in college I was playing smurfs. We are not the same
Not home
Is this an ideal Indoraptor replacement?
Home not
Omg my birthday tomorrow
ok
I'm excited ^w^
I hope so.
you are life
I suck
Because my fill growth dinos keep dieing
Ok and?
How old will you be?
Mine was today. 
young lad
you are old ryk
Happy birthday!
Dont get me depressed
yes happy birthday 
sorry
No problem @rough hollow
Thx.
@brittle rampart Can you stop healing because the fight isnt going your way?
As per usual.
Hell no.
Why
Because i dont feel like it.
You are not free

(we are)
how to do it is quite simple
run away.
hypothetically you can do it and survive, assuming you find ample food supplies
are you still playing with para?
you
Sure
Me
no but really
Not me
I was the teno.
No I was.
we were
Yeah 2 people
They were like two parts of a horse costume.
why didn't you got for the sitting utah on the first fight?
Would have bled out and i cant concentrate after something that happened that i would perfer not to talk about.
dw in the stego fight I hit you once and died 
I did indeed win the stego fight.
gaming para I hate you
gaming
@spice zephyr we are the teno
2 utahs in a teno costume
Ok whos the fucker that keeps rejoining fights after dying?
me
para
I thought i didnt need to explain that you dont do that.
Also i need a location change. 
same 
Idk how to tp or freecam.
trollge
that was annoying tho I crashed in a pretty much won fight
delete to free cam
I mean press delete
Doesnt work.
not the delete above enter
I know.
oh
then check in your settings
No.
@brittle rampart this location is even worse
Bad PC brothers,
๐ค 
yes

Im not fighting like this.
come I've found a perfect one
My PC cant handle the game anywhere, theres freezes no matter what.
damn that's a nice play to fight tho 
We can fight when i get a better machine. 
I feel like it will never happen 
Sssshhhh, it will happen at some point.
@brittle rampart why did you leave


Its so powerful, its bending reality itself.
ok it is definitely not worth to pounce
i have 3 more, absolutely nothing do those who guess them
Food
Yes, do not pounce in this build.
who is this btw
You

Benji you were quite at work huh?
no but really @brittle rampart is this someone from this discord?
i have nothing to do all day
Wide Allo my beloved
9/10 could be wider, how about you remodel oro to be wider Benji? 
lets make it brachi length 

imagine walking into plains and seeing a literal pancake in the distance
Imagines Yes.
I am the person from this discord ๐
raided
ok good to know 

I despise your existence.
@rough hollow , this fool doesn't know who you are
now I do
.
Ok
I won with him on carno vs teno 1v1 without getting hit 
Ok
I hate you
I don't see a difference
I think I can hop on
you cant out wide the already wide
Ok
Hop on amongnaa
I can get on too hopefully it doesnโt lag as bad as before
Ok
I don't cheat noob
Alright gaming Para, foniu, shall I list you?
oh ye I know you only tail slam twice after tping someone to you and then call it a fight
ye
Bad
is this wider
Yes
my collection increases
Sure
ok wtf was that pounce
Lmao
I donโt have the isle
I literally stopped on him lol
noobs
I DID THAT PONCE AGAIN HAHA
You lot still on?
Yes
Ye weโre on
ok para, could you please somehow signal when you want to start the fight, instead of tping and biting someone?
Ok
Alr
Where are u
Get on taco island
oh wait I can just slay nvm
This u in front of me Foniu?
I accidentaly pressed deleted and went into spectator mode, and couldn't bite or call lol
@hybrid quartz how much hp btw
Idk I just healed
damn
idk if it's worth to pounce like I did
@brittle rampart could you not join the same fight 3 times in a row 
Someone add rxsles
I am just lemme brb real quick
well
you guys have your own server?
Imagine rejoining a fight after dying like a bad player. @brittle rampart 
I don't
You did.
Twice
Its Taco island.
Twice too much. 
Banned.
No

oh yeah isn't that the server where everybody is an admin?
Yes.
Woah what's it called?
ok can we do actual 1v1s?
T-taco island..? 
how do I open admin panel
You request admin
Gg
oh nvm
God the lag
ye ik
Can we all go deino lol
Snout.
Island scam.
@limpid surge wanna 1v1? but like actually 1v1 not like how it comes out with para sometimes 
that's cuz of the bodies around us
Maybe its not the pcs but the game because ive been hearing of more and more people saying bodies shit their frames.
Time to be janitors
I'll be leaving for now and wait for actual 1v1s next time 
โNext time.โ we said that last time. 
I mean ye it's pretty clear how bodies drop performance, the weirdest thing is that they lower fps more than players lol
Any movement with 1 body actually drops me to 8-13 frames.
Bad
yes I know
How did that charge taste?
Bad
I didn't cheat any this time
Who was the stego?
Wee
ye maybe cuz this time I was fighting rxsles not you 
Sure
The definition of GamingParasaur is cheat :)
Para fuck off
No
yes
I didn't cheat this time 
Tping me while i clean
I like your cut g https://youtu.be/_XEcPgWZ2Rk
Animation of a gravital turning you into mush.
check out my twitter: https://twitter.com/UnownedID
it's where i post all of the stuff i make (drawings, animations, renders)
Model by me
Animation by me
Made in Blender
Typical para.
Never.
Hush Saoul 
Rude.
Restart 

I literally got spawnkilled 4 times in a row 
Yeah because it was a 2v1 
Not my fault the other teno was afk 
Shut
Take: Its not fun to play with para cuz he heals rejoins battles and attacks instantly. 
I didn't do that this time
But you admit to doing it before 
Yeah

Totally
Sure.
Gaming Cheat
No
Say that again
Me when brece
Unfair
Get gud
Too many carnos
Time to die
Para you have no right to talk about unfair.
Nice
Get gud
Gud get
true
Get gud
Cheater
Gotta love desync
Get gud
ok I'm coming back to harass para
We do a little trolling
Yesss
Get gud
Nice bugged teno
Epic kill
Yes
Mixpacking
ok fuck it nvm
it's 4th time
I fucking freeze and have to open task manager in other window to turn off the isle
Literally get gud
No

Lose with a bugged teno
win with afk carno
Get gud
This is why i go to spec everytime para dies
Noob
Another take: Para isnt good he just plays tenonto.
why?
No I am good
Im good?
Another take: Para isn't good he just plays tenonto and his game actually works
Wrong
There's too many people interfering
I killed you in a teno 1v1 i literally never play it.
Shut
Isle

YOU ARE ONE OF THEM 90% OF THE TIME lmao
Get alt bit
Para what are your specs? 
Para is a hypocrit
You too. 
Source?
You.
correct
The source is Islecord
How come you fix it against brece then
oh wait ye are we talking about our brece, the ben fan?
Why do insects that are small always fly as close to the nose as possible. 
Nice
Because you are stinky
I shower quite frequently.

Why do all the 4 calls sound better as threatens to me
Like Deino, Carno and Teno 4 calls all sound more threatening
I think carno and deinos 3 calls sound far more aggressive.
Carno I can see but Deino sounds like itโs gargling trash
It sounds so annoyed tho.
Iโma log for now guys
Wait all of yโall were in offtopic
U trolled yourself.

death
Completely random, but why is JWE Allo so inconsistent looking, the first picture looks great to me, and then the other one itโs back to being a shitty shadow of the irl creature
I was a fool
Carrot.
Rig/animation
what
Cake.
what
Miss.

that allo looks sexy 


Same thing carno. Sometimes itโs bearable, and other times itโs gosh awful.
Amogus? In the isle?
Die
No sus
hmm i see
youโre blind
hmm
Yeah...

Carrot we practiced a bit of social tomfoolery and teasing on you. 
Perspective is indeed a strange thing
hey beter heres a best team vid #10hours
Me
I agree.
Family Guy Joe Hey Peter 10 Hours
No way
HEY PETER
Iโm going to watch it
ok
I have nothing to do today so Iโm going to watch all of it
HEY PETER
โ
.
,
Demon.
Explains this then.
Hmmm... 
There's also this
ah so that's why I was so confused if it was you lol
It was said under duress.

Harriet said she's hit me in the neck with a hacky sack if I wasn't kind and defensive. But I've got a scarf now to protect my neck.
good
She stole the ZodAI from the isle HQ and is keeping him in her basement.
/Return to original place. 
hmm i see
She said she'd eat my femurs. ;_;
WHAT

you might want to get second one tho, with her brute strength hits may be scary
He is lying 100%
femur eater
That is so... scarily weird. Demons do eat bones tho.
๐ <-- me before
๐ฆด <-- what she wants to steal from me.
oh yeah they do
It's horrible.
I never threaten anyone ever in my entire life
correct
harriet you're a mod that's literally impossible lmao
A warning is not a threat.
I'm not talking about warnings tho 
Just friendly reminders duh
zod who is the scariest person on this discord
RyK is here now too
Ur mom
HEY
Himself 
Hello my friends (yes you are)
Harriet the femur consumer, sounds like a demon title.
that may be true
lies
I am a angel
I think zod could pick me up with a single arm and then throw me into the ground
he might
Harriet could eat your femurs tho.
I think he wouldn't even need his arm for that
Harriet is the biggest threat here. 
He just uses his superb brain power and picks me up using telekenesis?
yes
I could not eat femurs
bite force can be scary
What is a femur
I would never eat them either
Lies. 
leg bone
The upper thigh bone, biggest and strongest bone in our body. Gone in an instant to the femur eater.
cronch
Right, I was gonna edit my size list today... woo
I regret showing up here this evening
Swallowed whole they say.
Im just gonna reply to it to make it easier
I regret living
death
by who
Relatable, RyK
I mean, what changed

a few
omg no
pepelove
execution
wait do I have ryk on my list
I want it to be public
no
I forgot how to breathe
breathe
Okay. Die quietlx
I was gonna say something but its too childish. 
Use your arms
Oh I forgot thanks
wait we don't know zods height?
np
Zod is short but he is powerful
how short 
how short
140cm
he's lying
Yay, RyK height :D
To consume a femur you have to be above 2 meters high, Harriet...? 
Secret
N-no. 
Harriet is 5'8" 
see dalt, he was lying
Harriet height doesnt matter. Shes devil
Demon*
she can adjust her height
yes
โIm gonna eat your femurs.โ Its so weird. 
what
Method is incoming.
Method how tall are you 
Mazikeen
@solar herald that's you
I have no idea who that is.
That is not me
Mazikeen
let me convert to cm i am america
that indeed is you
No need
Ill be the Doom slayer. 
5'8 then
Alrighty :)

or 173ish cm
LIES.
wym lies
Alright that is number 8 for 5'8"...
what
gonna put this here again for pain reasons
are you making a fucking size chart
yes

n- no
Harriet is trying to make me look like the femur eater so she doesnt look like it by changing my name. 
Yes. Yes he is
harriet wtf
revise that document immediately and list me as 13 feet tall 
Method is giraffe
Harriet you made a mistake by doing that you appear even sussier now.
I need dondi height 
heโs like
Google. 
0,1
he is short but I have no idea
9โ7
Tribal height Dondi
Why dont you ping him and ask. 
show us the audit log then
yes dondi is the tallest human ever
I will ping Dondi
I will kill you
Ping him
Egull - i eat femurs
no pinging devs!!!!!
NO CHIP DON'T
False.
He will appreciate it
What
what
@brittle rampart
wtf ryk is 4'6
Give
Yo RyK is tiny
hahahahahahhahahahha
No laughing.
why
I can't atm
cuz it shows you changed his nickname
I just added it because it was pog
sus
yes..
Um, yes..
:15s:
What
harriet let's play roblox
15 seconds
I dont have roblox
Guys im dying in work help
Give us ur height
No
then get it

Why
Smile
small
Why not
i see
If you do i will say
why the fuck are you the person lucky enough to work at home
Is that blood? Was harriet there?
give us your kneecaps
Im at my workplace, im not home
No
why the fuck are you at your wworkplace at 12am
Nightshift.
Timezones
The only thing dying is the keyboard from the dust
12h nightshift
he is in the same timezone as me
He works as fnaf security guard.

Timezones arenโt real
We work with concrete
guar
well at least you have ice creams
konk reet
Yes. Atleast I will die at 25
Give
Gar vs Zod, who would win

dont stretch it
hmm i see
Zar.
I will, after I get an accurate measurement
Zar vs God
I'm too scared to answer

Yes
Guess ur height
Gar. He's way cooler than me.
Gar because he is giant fancy mudcrab
Not true
Yes but in a fist fight, the only fight that matters.
don't say that
@onyx surge is a very capable man and I'm pretty sure if we fought he would utterly destroy me.
what is this fish prison all about
being a fish
Doom slayer vs gar.
Is Gar ripped
Hey, How punch?
Gar is ripped
punch is ripped too from what I know
gar is fish
Punch vs Gar
wtf egull ur so tall
He said dad bod then he said hes more ripped than the mercs, hes everything.
gar could probably hold me by the head and just give it a lil twist and no more daltoniusL
No Gar isnโt ripped in half wdym
Being a fish in a prison for fish
All Punchpacket does is workout, take strange supplements, workout more, and then eat really, really long breakfasts while talking to you chuckleheads.
It would be quite a fight.
Not yet
Ur gonna click?
ok now it's time for you to explain it all to me in dms
GvK 2?
Hmm, I think I could win against punch
Punch on that shrigma grindset 

RyK will remember this
Ligma male rule 55 always steal toddlers.
I've never seen a Godzilla movie I was actually bored during and I used to watch the rubber suit ones that were 85% political drama.
funny monster fight. no character. big lizard and funny monke.
Totally epic.
shrigma
no
The conspiracy side of the plot was bland as hell I have to admit
"Oh cool. Giant monster go slappy slap giant monkey". Cool. How's that different than the half-dozen or more Transformers movies we have had?
these are very large
well at least godzilla won
Fatzilla ain't my Godzilla. Gimme more Shin-Godzilla.
^ 
Hack
Imagine what SP Godzillaโs thighs would look like on Legendary Godzilla
Hot take or blatantly stupid: I like godzilla 2014 the most of all godzilla movies
(I am ready for someone to kick in my teeth)
No.
Gimme a bizarre horrible monster that doesn't fit in our world or realm that's wrecking shit. Don't humanize the fucker, don't give him 'A reason'. The reason is big goddamn lizard hates the city.
it won't be only your teeth
(but I agree)
What a cultured individual.
kicks teeth with the roblox rp style
Itโs hard to compare 2014 to other modern monster movies, itโs tonally and aesthetically unique
"He's uniting the Kaijus of the world" fuck off. I don't care if he's baking everyone cakes. He's BORING.
More Lasers now.
Wait how gaming?
It's a giant CGI punch up that better movies have done since then.
Fucking RAMPAGE was a better Kong movie too. Suck it haters.
Big limzard vs military is both very overused and heavily needed
Big monkey punch flying wolf. Hell yeah.
would've been great if it wasn't dark the whole time
Its tragic they canceled shin 2. 
great to watch if you can't sleep
Did you like Kong 2005 Zod?
King kong 2005 was the peter jackson one right? The one with jack black... right???
How can you forget the land deino
yes
It was fine. It didn't really need to exist and didn't really add anything but a stinger at the end of "Oh shit, Godzilla!"
Yes
v rex
That was a great movie :)
Best monster movie?
It was good until they went to New York
Daltonius always trying to put me in pit fights with people. Smh my head.
2005 kong bug pit 
Me vs Doind
fish
Smh (My head)
Yes, but I think you would win all fights, I am very scared of you
Punch tho?
Punch seems to nice, Gar seems like a ruthless killer.
I'm sure there are at least a few in here that could win against me.
Egull wins by sheer height
Like the all mighty dawndee.
I think @rapid vessel could do okay in a fight.
i will throw down for you dalt who am i fighting
I think you could at best fight... a rat
Me
btw gar, that one is a male right?
Fun fact, I've also done a few years of various martial arts and MMA. And also successfully battered away a mugger at one point. Lol
you're wrong
In a fight rats will win though
Doesn't look like it in that shot.
husk
alright you usename i cant pronouce lets throw down
damn
Nah, Niko. You know to go for the vital points.
Rexless.
Ffs
rocksoles
oh
Okay am rocksoles now.
I say it Rixels
Lets all unite and take down the femur eater.
And i call you million
few are worthy of that technique, and me not using it would result in my demise
That's a fair point.
ok cool
Niko would you have height advantage?
Damit dalt.
I need to know
agains what/who
I can win against Gar just give me a pistol with ammo for fair fight
In general, tell me your height niko
Don't miss, Rxsles.
please do not shoot the mod
Donโt worry i got this
gar is bullet proof
Fuck.
In exchange for his hair. 
yes
I will pull a TWD and just tear out yโallโs throats with my teeth 
Better hope it's a good pistol. I've had to dig shotgun pellets out of my arm before, too. 
I'm an average sized finn
gar will have some sort of archaic/mythical weakness like his heel or his hair

No, he's not bulletproof. It's worse. He's bullet-immune. Texans get shot by little bullets their whole life to build up immunity to bigger rounds.
What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.
So... maybe 5'8"/172cm?
I heard they fight bears at birth.
something like 175.
Science reasons
Doind
The most I could fight is a frog and even if I win Iโm gonna have a broken rib
Oho. It would be hair, wouldn't it?
What

Yep. Your hair is your weakness. lol
Having no hair gives you less weak points
gar is bald tho isnt he?
Yes
like hes pulling a jerma?
Thats why you got rid of it, so you can be undefeatable. 



I did nothing