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@rough hollow
size
Imperial | Metric
Eyes: 4'6 | 1.40m
Maciby: 4'9" | 1.44m
Xyapy: 4'9" | 1.44m
-------------------------- Extra small ^
Eva: 5'2" | 1.57m
Flamingo 5'3" | 1.60m
Momma Cera: 5'3" | 1.60m
-------------------------- Small ^
Soup: 5'4" | 1.62m
Lunary: 5'4" | 1.62m
blank: 5'5" | 1.65m
DioDude: 5'6" | 1.67m
Mey: 5'6" | 1.67m
-------------------------- Pseudo mid ^
Brece: 5'7" | 1.70m
Cash: 5'7" | 1.70m
Butah: 5'7" | 1.70m
Chip: 5'8" | 1.72m
Bilbo: 5'8" | 1.72m
Dbear: 5'8" | 1.72m
Axe Demon 5'8" | 1.72m
Wee: 5'8" | 1.72m
bilbo: 5'8" | 1.72m
Melondias: 5'8" | 172cm
Gilbert: 5'9" | 1.75m
NIHILUS: 5'9" | 1.75m
Gator: 5'9" | 1.75m
Touch: 5'9" | 1.75m
-------------------------- Mid ^
Pigeon: 5'10" | 1.77m
Firefish 5'9" - 5'11" | 1.75 - 1.80m
MrGharial: 5'10" | 1.77m
Dashark: 5'11 - 6' | 1.80 - 1.82m
-------------------------- Pseudo apex ^
Lightclaw: 6' | 1.82m
Daltonius: 6' | 1.82m
Krayt: 6' - 6'1" | 1.82 - 1.85m
Gar: 6' - 6'1" | 1.82 - 1.85m
Croc: 6'1" | 1.85m
Kato: 6'1" | 1.85m
samsam 6'1" | 1.85m
Rxsles: 6' - 6'2" | 1.82 - 1.88m
Milyen: 6'2" | 1.88m
Stannibal: 6'2" | 1.88m
-------------------------- Apex ^
Punch: 6'3" | 1.90m
Foniu: 6'3" | 1.90m
Egull: 6'5" | 1.95m
------------------------- Titanic ^
------------------------- Leviathan^
what

where am i 
...oh right, I forgot you were being weird again.
When am i weird?
Not you. Chip.
EYE IS 4 FOOT 6???
Wtf did I do
Eyes is banned. 
eyes is also like 14 years old.
can i be in it 
Or was. He's banned now.
. >: (
rip
The tragedy of darth eyes the unwise.
It's no one's business but his. Please don't ask me.
Ah yes, trying to be random
so.. yall think were getting elders..
Not before diets
im sayin with diets
No
This is the best channel.
ok
mmm
hmm yes
Height time?
Are you obsessed?

yes
I will post the isle heights again 
dalt update list, I'm 191 now 
Some of you are tall af
i feel short even though im 6 feet
I didn't want to bother you yet but there are too many 190cm guys 
Pest: 4'6"| 1.39m
RyK: 4'6"~ | 1.40m
Eyes: 4'8" | 1.42m
Maciby: 4'9" | 1.44m
Xyapy: 4'9" | 1.44m
-------------------------- Extra small ^
Eva: 5'2" | 1.57m
Flamingo: 5'2" | 1.57m
PachyRights: 5'3" | 1.60m
Momma Cera: 5'3" | 1.60m
-------------------------- Small ^
Soup: 5'4" | 1.62m
Lunary: 5'4" | 1.62m
blank: 5'5" | 1.65m
DioDude: 5'6" | 1.67m
Mey: 5'6" | 1.67m
-------------------------- Pseudo mid ^
Brece: 5'7" | 1.70m
UnknX: 5'7" | 1.70m
Cash: 5'7" | 1.70m
Crini: 5'7" | 1.70m
Butah: 5'7" | 1.70m
Chip: 5'8" | 1.72m
Method: 5'8" | 1.72m
Dbear: 5'8" | 1.72m
Harriet: 5'8" | 1.72m
Wee: 5'8" | 1.72m
Melondias: 5'8" | 1.72m
Danger: 5'8"| 1.72m
Grom: 5'8"~ | 1.73m
Gilbert: 5'9" | 1.75m
NikoQ2: 5'9" | 1.75m
Gator: 5'9" | 1.75m
Touch: 5'9" | 1.75m
Bilbo: 5'9"~ | 1.76m
-------------------------- Mid ^
Firefish 5'9" - 5'11" | 1.75 - 1.80m
MrGharial: 5'10" | 1.77m
Sapiens: 5'10"~ | 1.79
Dashark: 5'11 - 6' | 1.80 - 1.82m
-------------------------- Pseudo apex ^
Pigeon: 6' | 1.82m
Lightclaw: 6' | 1.82m
Benji: 6' | 1.82m
Daltonius: 6'~ | 1.84m
Krayt: 6' - 6'1" | 1.82 - 1.85m
Gar: 6' - 6'1" | 1.82 - 1.85m
Croc: 6'1" | 1.85m
Kato: 6'1" | 1.85m
Rxsles: 6' - 6'2" | 1.82 - 1.88m
Milyen: 6'2" | 1.88m
Stannibal: 6'2" | 1.88m
-------------------------- Apex ^
Punch: 6'3" | 1.90m
Gabe: 6'3" | 1.90m
Foniu: 6'3"~ | 1.91m
Kalko: 6'5" | 1.95m
Egull: 6'5" | 1.95m
------------------------- Titanic ^
Nova: 6'7" | 2.0m
Keks: 6'11" | 2.1m
------------------------- Leviathan^
The Isle height tiers or smth idk
wrong 
nova scares me
NOVA
keks is taller
hi
Whats good
keks doesn't exist, he is a scam
he is 2 meters 10 centimeters
hello COOL islecorders
jfc
WHAT THE FUCK IS NOVA 2 meters tall
what we talking about
Pseudo apex lead 
Hello fellow cool offtopic users.
Nova is back problems in the shape of a person
WHERE AM I
haha apex
stinky
so... keks is over 6'5"?... wait nova is too
ye
im 5'4 (still growing)
i'm above average that's all that matters😎
keks is 10cm higher tho lol
Why are the isle discussion people here in offtopic.SHOO.
Small and strong af 
lol
your smaller than my 8 year old sister
holy fuu...
I am such a powerful beast, god himself fears my very presence
I mean ur like 13 so its fine
Still growing gang.

yes
12 year old not allowed on discord😳
none of you matter
I'm 5'8 
hot
gimme height update 
holy shit just one more inch and he would be 7 foot tall
Super sized bitch.
h-how
I lied
hes 13, sorry for spreading false information
No. Seriously. Don't do that.
^
^
WAIMT GIFS ARE ALLOWED HERE???
^
^
yes
I know 
Superior chat simply.
gifs are allowed?? oh my god.....
5'8
THE PROMISED LAND

Mods and Admin have something called "Plausible Deniability". If you guys go out of your way to accuse people of being underaged, we have an obligation to look into it. If it's true, they're gone - if it's not... well you wasted our time. That's rarely a good idea.
Watch gifs being dsabled here too...
i am 3 centimeters tall
Eh
and it has begun
im leaving
no
there we go, now updated it
Alot of people think this is funny 💀
STOP, I WANT TO KEEP MY GIFS.
Me when I survivw the island
i'm 173 cm
Everyone who wants to get added, ping me your height
Gottem.
height
WHAT COME ON ITS JUST THE TALL WOMAN WHO KILLED IT 

170cm
you are already there 
among us in real life sus suss
no, Lightclaw is there all ready

Seriously guys.
i regret unmuting this
yeah I know, 5'11 or smth
This isn't as random as you think. It's really not funny
Hypsi moment
I can't believe the islecord admins don't respect lady dimitrescu
What happened?
WHO BROUGHT THE ISLE DISCUSSIONERS INTO OFFTOPIC.WHO.
yes, who did it
There will be no creepily sexual femdom gifs in this Discord.
anway, lets talk about godzilla dog
hi
I'll say it nicely. Fuck off with that.
This is so damn fucking cringe
yes
dald did u get me i wanna be included
Then leave
Gabriel Armstrong was a sussy baka, his trophywife was the real girlboss
Finally a man of culture.
zod you scared them off 
How will I get my height now?
And people say the isle isn't full of kids istg
dald get me
lol
just get a tape and measure your height
How tall?
im 170cm add me to the list
saoul you don't get it... it's not sexual... it's about respect 
who here loves smaug from lord of the rings

173cm
I'm not a teenager I am a fully fledged adult dumpster fire 
already there B)
the power
so like 5'8
nice
who has ever said that. the isle has always been full of children.
I'll be honest, @alpine hamlet. I'm not a person with humor or any measure of amusement. Come back in a week.

Robot^
OH SHIT
dalt I will be honest, I didn't want to get any bigger but after you made that list I want to be at least 197 
Relatable. 
you should come to germany
gabe is typing

LMFAO

Eh
Good
f in chat
f
f
The funne truly doesnt exist.
Dont worry Foniu, its okay being short 🫂

My reserves of patience are officially depleted. You guys actually be good now.
Sauol is a rock, no feeling, no emotion
Ok
don't gotta be weird and sexual in a room full of kids to be funny, lesson learnt
ok
I'm 191cm tho 
Yeah no fucking shit.
hmmm waht should we talk about

If your gonna try and be funny. Actually be funny
XD
@void zinc is the best admin he called out peoples bullshit with me that one time
This is a good moment to leave and go to bed, good night

Ah
Nvm then
Zod funny arc?
It's hard to make saoul laugh.
I had fun once. There were no survivors.
o-o
Murder.

Rip and tear until its done.
animae
lol
Anyone else wanna get added to the list 
@rose crow took off one of my centimeters
😔
I'm on too many lists already, sorry

✋
which community is worse beast of bermuda, or......path of titans, cant think of anything else
Sir elaborate so you cannot be held legally accountable.
The ring of fire
the isle
Well too bad cus you are already on there
PoT it's literally 10 people patting each other on the back whenever they throw shade at the isle
I'd rather you didn't.
Twitter. No discussion.
grumpy cat reference
oh
I couldn't find the link to see lol
agreed
you updated bilbo wrong, he's 176 not 175 

He made the game, you didn't.
its shark week'
Hah
Did my reaction just get removed? I didnt even know thats possible.
here is the link
your mom made pot in her basement
coolest thing
Offtopic discussion is now officially ruined for me. I'm leaving.
Need growth hormones
XD
No. He made THIS GAME, he can talk shit about others. He made the rules.
Shark Week is really cool right now. They're making these weird seal robots to see how sharks hunt.
ayyy first on the list😎
That is actual poggers.
I like sharks, but I've never been into shark week
IM STILL IN MY PRIME, of learning about animals
my dad is shark week
Yup
It's loan shark week every day of my life
should I hire size chart man to make a size chart?
Off topic but here’s a catchy song that I like https://youtu.be/W4uOvdW75M8
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Ya [1017 Thug 2]
Young Thug - Oh Y...
my dad called me week when i got scared of a shark
is that wobbegong
If you think anything that Dondi does publicly beyond the charity work is something you should emulate, you're going to live a very lonely and short life. He's not a God, don't be weird about it.
indeed
Dalt are you actually obsessed with how many cells a person has stacked on each other?
You didn’t even listen to it…..
Wait. I'm short, overweight, slow, am I Minmi
very
Lol
lol
Are you semi aquatic?
I know my animulz
im so smart
You an ankylosaur
It's hard to find mumblerap catchy for me. I can't make our the words half the time, it's just muttering.
some of my freinds are dryos, small, annoying, faster than I
I was on my Highschool Swim Team
u guys remeber day of dragons ;-;
how about this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um1hh6QsWsU
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Video published for fun purposes only.
Lyrics:
He is observing the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity
It's as if the entire world's fallen in love with their insanity
H...
Wasn't that good, but not bad
r u good
Petition to remove ticks wasps and mosquitos from the planet, react with 
ya why
Mumblecrap
I am decently tall for my age, decently heavy for my age, decently fast for my age, I am a fucking disappointment
I remember a dozen Dragon Kids trying to beat down my doors and doxxing me because I was one of Dondi's admins in his personal discord and they shit their pants because he said their game was dumb. That was neat.
no reason ;-;
disturbed is god tier music
Teno moment.

Teno isn't a disappointment
They're actually the primary reason I don't check my text messages anymore. One of them got my phone number. lol
teno is BALANCED
@rough hollow how dare you like mosquitos.
I like wasps, great weapon against the fragile
Wait, I'm a half decent swimmer, very heavy, very short, am I Deino?
oof
That's understandable, it definitely isn't for everyone, but it's the way he's saying it, not the actual lyrics of the song that makes it catchy for me.
Deinosuchus is taller than most of us
I love beast of Bermuda tropeganthus
what purpose do wasp even serve
I just think it's awesome idk
...predators lol
true
Im not talking about the ecosystem, im talking about a perfect world where the ecosystem works even if you remove something.
ticks are the only animal I think the world could live without, mosquitos and especially wasps serve a much more important purpose
Wasps are often eaten by Mantids
:Cringe:
mantis, can eat snakes, lol
without wasps there would be even more flies, ants, spiders and children.
Mantis is just badass
really its the female mosquitos that suck, the male ones are chill
the last part is funny
lots of wasps also pollinate plants too
the collest bug is. ASSASIN BUG
Lots of wasps also stab you for breathing.
I'm pretty tall for my age, too skinny for my age, pretty fast with worst stam, and saying I'm a fucking dissapointment is still pretty good for me 
lol
Tapeworms
Suchomimus moment?
very similar to me
Are we listing our stats now?
OH SWEET
me moment
any exclusively parasite should just disappear
oh and I'm so fucking lazy even I realise it's sad
Idc if it fucks ecosystem
Parasites are the most sucessful groups of creatures
Last post, this song will probably fit the users here more, I actually posted it a few days ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lonWkZT7pGU
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I'm pretty tall for my age, im decently fast, but with horrible stamina, strong legs i use for practice kicking ;-;, uhh i think i'd be austro
those weird crustacean parasites that take over a crabs abdomen are cursed and bad 
DaltoniusL stats:
Stamina: I can run for at least a couple of seconds
Health: I am decently bulky and my bones are pretty solid
Speed: I can run at a couple of km/h
Strength: I can punch pretty hard and I have a bite that can tear through cooked flesh
I feel like I am pretty good
ima eh swimmer, i cant dive but im eh

Sharks have a reputation for being deadly predators and purely carnivorous animals - but it turns out that one species of hammerhead shark is actually a plant-eater.
#SharkWeek2021
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Music ...
oh yeah
just going to drop this here

u are A- TIER. I'm probably in B+ tier
Imagine listening to music, cant be me. 
I want concabvnator in the isle
no
make a tier list of everybody on the server
bruh moment

straight up, avatar dragon
parasitic castration parasites suck
dang
Fuck parasites.
yeah
Foniu stats:
Stamina: running at close to top speed for around 20 second, then I die
Health: My bones are pretty solid but I weight 63kg
Speed: One of the fastest from class probably
Strenght: Medium
I feel like I'm trash
im gonna be honest, us humans can be super dumb, and like one really bad virus or parasite could probably take us out, because people usually panic
Honestly though, I am decently fast at 20km/h and can only run at those speeds of up to about 20 - 30 seconds although I can powerwalk or jog for quite some time (maybe 30 minute for powerwalking) and I am decently strong in my arms but absurdly strong in my legs
the barnacles are causing their own extinction by limiting the time the host is near other memebers of its species.
I will outrun you.
sounds like me, dang
I have the physical fitness of a jellyfish 
I will outstam you 
I CAME BACK TO LIKE 2 PEOPLE MUTED
wait, I will make islecord stats list, pls tell me I can
What
Will you tho?
o-o
Perhaps.
Yes, I am like a bad sucho
are you a ambush or pursuit hunter
I can kick pretty fucking hard, which is pretty good in a fight.. but all humans can
approve it 
sure
yeah
Yeah i cant maintain 25kmh for 30 seconds probably.

OK EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR STATS IN THAT FORMULA PLUS ADD YOUR STRONG SITES
mrgharial stats:
stamina: can run at a full sprint for about a minute
health: decent bulk with strong bones
speed: very fast when i need to be
strength: cant punch super hard but can grapple very well.

That is an incredible picture
depending on how much adrenaline i have in my body it dictates my stamina directly.
thanks :)
I'm pretty tall for my age, im decently fast, but with horrible stamina, strong legs i use for practice kicking.pretty smart
wrong formula 
if i get pumped on adrenaline i can run at near full speed for a pretty long time.
Thats not very Heavenly of you.
you won't get my stats
Whos the one to summon the Zod?
My stats are maxed
my stats are all put into smarts, and speed-ish
Gottem.
i used to be wimpy but i bulked up a lot and can basically shrug off most hits that arent to the chest, below the belt or to the neck.
I’m the dude in Ark that maxed out all the body sliders 
We dont include the brain.

Daltonius:
Height: 183cm | 6'0+
Weight: 68 - 70kg
Speed: Sprint at 20 - 22km/h, powerwalk at 13km/h
Stam: Sprint at 30 seconds, powerwalk at 45 - 90 minutes maybe
Special abilities: Decent at climbing, decent at swimming
Strength: Very powerful legs and ok powerful arms
I can't take hits to belly too well 
basically if i can get you into a position where you can only hit my back or arms i have control.
There we go, isle stat
You are getting really specific.
even better
I am great at being really specific
I'm great at being the worst person in being specific
:| Can't leave you guys alone for 10 minutes, huh.
?
?
?
i can also do this
You really can't. We are like children around an open fire.
but we are having fun and everything is fine 
do this
Chip88898:
Height: 420’
Weight: 69 kg
Speed: Sprint at 9999999999km/h, powerwalk at 99999999999km/h
Stam: Sprint at Infinite seconds, powerwalk at Infinite minutes maybe
Special abilities: All of them
Strength: All of them
if i was a isle dino i would be.......dilo????
Strength: All of them
Powerful liver
Islecord sure is something today.
Foster:
I think I will just drop you from cllif you know
My liver could slap you silly
May you elaborate sirß
lol
Helth: all of it
Pretty sure it was the amogus gif
Makes sense, its gone for good.
Lanky, toxic and staying up all night, this you?
all expect the toxic part
What Dino would y’all say I am 
a bee hummingbird
What would i be?


Isn’t this giga?
Theri maybe?
i think too poorly of myself, and i say things like i will work out and eat healthy, but....
i think its mapu
Im not a glass canon.
mrgharial:
height: about 180 cm (5'9)
weight: 85.3 kg
speed: NA
stam: decent overall
special abilities: rage (bloodlust with some conscious thought) long arms and an iron grip,
stregnth: somewhat stiff legs and somewhat strong arms.
Just assume them all.
Taco 

Foniu:
Height: 191cm
Weight: 63kg
Speed: No specific numbers, above average
Stam: Sprint for up to 40 seconds
Special abilities: Nothing special, ok at swimming
Strenght: around average
Weak
taco's just glass
Actually, what dinosaur would I be?
, i cant swim very well. I can only doggy paddle
Troodon
Bro I would absolutely destroy you
i can swim well but i sink
…how?
i have slight negitive bouyancy
short
hypsi
oof, i float. very easily
You aren’t swimming well enough
I have some complexes so I might be either overrating or underrating myself 
did i stutter
ima smart dilo.
I am very good at being honest about myself
ok
it takes me extra effort to stay afloat but that dosent matter if im actively swimming anyway
Me Pachy time
Height: 162 cm
Weight: 95 kg last I checked? idk
Speed: slow lol
Stam: low LOL
Special abilities: I can.......... draw
Strength: weak noodle arms, but decent leg strength
not me, its disapointing to be honest about myself
You’re fun as a concept but annoying as hell to deal with 
hahahah
E tier
egull what tier am i?
I'm a legacy Taco

Where is it?
TIER: ALL OF THEM
Chip88898:
Height: 420’
Weight: 69 kg
Speed: Sprint at 9999999999km/h, powerwalk at 99999999999km/h
Stam: Sprint at Infinite seconds, powerwalk at Infinite minutes maybe
Special abilities: All of them
Strength: All of them
Being honest is never disappointing, just learn to talk about yourself in the way you actually are and you will learn to love yourself, just a few years ago I absolutely hated the person I was and hated so many qualities about me
this
thanks C:
Now I still don't think I am perfect or good but I can accept myself
A few years ago you were 10 
B+
Idk about you but fuck 10 year olds, I hate those little shits too
Ability to need a girlfriend also 0 
I only now I'm pretty fast runner, didn't participe in any contests so I can't measure anything else too well, well maybe being 3rd fastest on swimming on back on certain tournament but that's all
I don’t need a girlfriend, I’m so Chad I can reproduce asexually

you don't have to be perfect to deserve love
the best thing I learned about myself (also mass media is a lie don't let it influence your view of yourself)
I would rate myself B+ or maybe low A
agreed
Produce more Chads
I would rate myself D or D+ 
Dude you are easily B or A
Self confidence boosting comments like those are a bit pretentious, no offense to the people who made it, but people who suffer from those issues probably won’t be effected by your comment.
foniu is same tier as me and dalt
Just saying.
All my strengths are in my ability to cooperate and kindness tbh
all my other stats are doo doo
Dio is easily S++ tier and noone is even coming close there, not even chip
LOL
the support
I think I'm below having less confidence
dio, is S+++++++++++++tier. able to run to the sun and back
what do u mean Dio
dio
?
Dio can extinguish the sun with a single tear
what roster animal would i be?
One
people who suffer from what issues and why is being nice pretentious
show your stats
.
I just feel like it is.
,
this x2

trees

BIG TREE
oh wow nice lunary
why do i want to eat them.
Pretty big tree
crunchy
kentro??? or ava
180cm (so pretty large, around high mid - small pseudo), 85kg so pretty bulky, decent stam and ok speed, strong arms and aggressive and stiff legs
Plateosaurus

the last photo is the base of general grant, one of but not the largest trees in the world
i would be a dilo, thats not toxic
pain.
what animal would I be 
Dio would be a hypo spino
Gotta look for your stats now
didnt get to see the actual largest (general sherman) but plan on going back
I would be the matriarch
.
the presto
What animal would i be? 
stats?
191cm tall so a low apex, 63kg which is pretty small/lightweight, good speed, decent stam, ok at swimming and average strength
Deinocheirus maybe?
Thats the joke.
just show it
fuck just not that

well judging by your name maybe a cow
Redwoods 
I mean, taking a non serious question seriously here but… how are we supposed to tell? A human and a dinosaur aren’t really comparable
I didnt write stats. 
then, do it. If u want
Say a better pick then, trust me, there isn't a better one. You two fit perfectly.
You see that long faced sucho, that is the symbol for a joke.
I know
luckly I live on 10th floor

lol
nub?
Deino
Pov: Water shakes as you drink.
lol
Check out this lad
Egull statistics
Height: 6'5" (large apex)
Weight:... uhh... the isle?
Speed: Pretty quick
Stam: decently good
Special ability: Hits his head when walking into busses
Strength: Good
I have no fucking idea
I think im good statless-
ima go play roblox, DONT JUDGE ME. my computer cant handle things
ptera, spectator mode
The ability is epic. 
Project Kaiju enjoyer 
ima play creatures of sonaria
Tier?
attack on kaiju was the best
f
I have all the creatures get good noob 
jesus man, I’ve been downloading monster hunter since 5 and it still isn’t done.
EVEN GYRO?? AWW CMON
Hmm, A tier maybe, without real statistics it is hard to determine
keruku?
All of them, even Aereis and Keru
wtf
Chip you better give us some actual stats 
idk my stats
well but I have megavore on dinosaur simulator 
Well... think
I had one on my old account that got hacked 
I'm still thinking about my special abilities and the only new one I thought up is being stupid 
Nothing is stupid, we are talking in the isle offtopic channel at 01:42 am... just... say it
I remember when I was 9yr and stupid and got scammed om my GAB 

oh no, I mean that my special ability is: being stupid
the
oh, fair.
don't laugh I'm still fucking sad about it (even tho I got a new one)
The next David Peters Scott Hartman
It is very hard to choose a fucking dinosaur to compare to you guys, just wanna say
It’s worth it thankfully
can you send a chart here?
We should add anime to the isle.
No.
Tempt all the neck beards
WAIT DALT WTF I'M A FUCKING QUETZ NOT A DUCK
Tall check, light check.
Wait what
Ben fan service if ya know what I mean 
You are realistically closer to quetz in size than you are to minmi so sure why not
People are listing their stats.
Tall, light, fragile, fast, too weak to be an apex but is one by default because size
Fair tbh
Hmmmmmmmm
quetz tall, so am I
skinny, so am I
probably lacks confidence/very cautious, so am I
Wh
Perfect quetzal
Yeh, the isle
Scam
Who are we comparing now
and I like birds

Compare Dondi
Ur mo-
and what are you dalt 
uhhh
A sucho main
you’re pretty tall right dalt?

Insert Kirby wind music.
dalt is smth like mid or pseudo apex I think
6 foot tall (low apex or high pseudo)
Pretty strong overall but not exceptional
Decently speedy but not overly fast
Decent stamina being better for long persuits
Pretty heavy
Decent at mostly everything
Kinda an all trades kind of person
On
Heat actually kills me.
Islecord kills me
Allosaurus
Unironically, you sound like sucho
I would say either acro, pachyrhino or sucho
We just have no real clue on how they will play
true lol
The isle be like
What did I do
Foniu is a quetz, I am a sucho... does that mean I can one shot him
Bear
Yes.
What about you
but you can't catch me 
Lets also not forget this
Gottem.
Who's that guy
I think anyone over 5,0 could tbh
and this
Dondi the big shredded.
he plays irl so he would probably body all of us 
Kissen is probably the one person in the dev team I would be turned into a bloody pile by, punch would be a DECENTLY even match with him having the upper hand because range and well... he is an adult
He IS the isle
although I don't think punch is all too fit considering his sleeping schedule, go the fuck to sleep british person
punch is pretty jacked tho
he takes protein too
Why Kitten?
^
get it because magy




He said the funny
Alright I need to go the fuck to sleep, cya guys
Iggy what Dino would you be
Bye Dalt
See you shithead.
Go sleep fool.
ok
wait, shouldn't egull be smth bigger than plateo?
Sleep shitty purple name!
oh ok cya dalt gn :)


:pidge:
on
pig eon
Chat died when Dalt slep.
If id be plateo what would someone need to be rex or giga?
mrgharial
Oh.
you're probably a fucking bronto or smth
I wanna be presto
you can't
Why
Id prolly be giga or smth.
@hybrid quartz already is
When someone kills your dino after hours of grow
Hi I'm back now
@hybrid quartz HECK YOU
What’d I do
you are presto
I’m the matriarch
Nah
which is presto

Average BoB day.
Dibs on presto
I like Bob designs
This is the matriarch
Average me skeleton?
I like the tropeganthus
Time to attach a rocket to its saddle and throw grenades from it.
bob is fun, but it isn't a good survival game
^
Does BoB have longevity
The isle ark crossover confirmed
I’ve made up my mind, I’m going to get BoB
I will not conform to Islecord 

and PoT
well imo PoT is just better legacy, which is just very boring seeing evrima
Sadly not interested in PoT atm for those reasons^
is 238 gb of storage enough for a laptop?

Yes
Eh, so so
I suppose about enough.
I’ve had mine for a day and I only have 50 gb left
Get gud
I have 1000 gb normal and 1000 gb ram 
I feel like its the bloat ware
not a laptop tho
No, no, that is the island walker
idk tbh, I prefer stationary pcs
I like the thought of being able to upgrade them most of the times
Yes. 
What?
Relaunch the App
I even reseted my phone, it still doesn't work 
Whats broken?
numbers
Oh.
ye
Chip, you better start running
oh brece you poor soul
I had one before, I broke it though and decided to try a laptop this time.
I like Ben
This laptop runs pretty much any game and was only 850, so I'm happy with it.
oh ok 850 is a good price with what you got in it
how tho 
I accidently kicked it, I wasn't raging or anything, just being dumb lol.
horse kicked it
I use a gaming laptop and i can confirm that
how did you manage to kick it that hard lol
damn. that’s insane bad luck
The only issue with this laptop is the 238 gb storage
You could always purchase a hardrive
Yes.
Wait how?
I can install a hardrive?
You can get hard drives at Best Buy
just plug them into your laptop if you can
Gaming laptops always have the heat bullshit, they have to be charged, and they just dont run as good as an actual pc. And i have a gaming laptop.
Oh you mean a usb drive? Like you plug it on the side?
That’s what I did and I got 300 gb’s
yeah
Mine runs evrima at 85 C
they are kinda expensive though
I have 900 gb😎
Shut up I have 1200
@rough hollow

Cuz bored
play the isle
No
yes
It does
one thing though is that i heard that my laptop has a weird heat sink thing and you have to take the whole thing off to replace the thermal paste
I dont even know what thermal paste does
If i log into the isle for one second i fall asleep
shut up I have 1000gb normal and 1000gb of SSD 
Just use tooth paste
thx
I use tooth paste and i dont even open up my laptop
Just rub it on the fan holes and your good to go
wait wtf
what
you use tooth paste for that?
yeah
Another issue with my laptop is that I can't change the keyboard color thing
oh yeah same
Hes joking im pretty sure lol
Yeah i am lmao

I want to make it blue, but its stuck as red.
It sucks cus red is so edgy.
Mine is blue and i want to make it red
Blue just fits the color scheme of my system more
add troll emote next time, there are ppl who would do that without checking it up lol
same tbh
Even left the @ on, must’ve been angry 
Sorry 
T rex probably taste like lamb
How would we know what it tastes like
Probably taste like chicken skin
gorgeus food
Rex was a gigantic active hypercarnivore
I doubt that makes for good tasting meat
Rex has green meat
I hate how red has become a stable on gaming laptops, thats one reason for buying a PC I guess, you don't have to be forced to see edgy gamer colors each time you play.
My laptop is light blue to begin with, so why they picked red just makes no sense, it clashes too hard.
ye it gets annoying
Mine is a silvery black color with a nice blue
I'm going to go play monster hunter, see ya guys.
When's the Islecord User Viability Tier List coming
fucking based

Ah, well, there's my answer

there was a whole hight/weight one posted here about a month back
I'm very heavy for my height so I have a lot of HP
Where tf are my stats at
im slightly above average in weight.
bro i gotta type my stats now hold on
@fresh wasp today 
fake
thank you
My stats are real
fake
there was another that had us matched to animals
TIER: ALL OF THEM
Chip88898:
Height: 420’
Weight: 69 kg
Speed: Sprint at 9999999999km/h, powerwalk at 99999999999km/h
Stam: Sprint at Infinite seconds, powerwalk at Infinite minutes maybe
Special abilities: All of them
Strength: All of them
oh really? I only know dalt matched us to animals today
fake
Real
no
Yes
it's illegal
it’s legal
touch starved:
height: ~180 cm | 5'9
weight: +100kg
speed: usually slow, can go fast for a few seconds at will
stam: absolutely terrible
special abilities: can sit for 12+ hours and be comfortable, iron gut, alright at swimming and art
strength: gaming, can also squish people in fights
I dont even wanna know my weight, my scale's got dust
But if I get put on a tier list...
us as playables
now you need to wait for dalt to give you a match
@rose crow gib me match
He went sleep rude
damn 
he's asleep, it's 3am for him now
sleep well child
I dont think I have any special abilities at all
....
other than
sleep while standing

OH WAIT it's 3am for me too and I have to participe in wedding tomorrow lmao cya guys have a gn or good day idk
gn foniu
I can swim decently
Cya 
Dont question idk how either
Nice
it might be gone as im pretty sure dio is the one that did the roster matching and because they were banned their message history is gone.
all i know is i was matched to anky in the final one.
Dio is still here-
dio was banned then unbanned
Thinking of new nickname, I dont really like 'Pest'
Small pest 
Amazing.
some sort of buzzing sound pun
Bzz
also idk if I already asked this before, did you draw your pfp?
No
I can only draw dinosaurs well sadly
Aw

I love this one
is that a fake dino
Yes
Oh that looks pretty good!
Thank you Maci
Is that approval?
Thank you
I wanna get better but my motivation is just g o n e
That thing took an eternity
Artblock scks
and when you are hyped you start 3 at once and cant finish them later 
You’re welcome
Will take a while untill I get used too hehe
looks nice!
Hi
Thank you as well
I will change my pfp to maci’s pfp
alright
give me it
Actually @somber wraith give me yours
Thanks
jk I don’t want rex

you heard me
ok
Hi
fat pigeon
Method
i am going to eat you
Typing
because you are a fat pigeon
say that again
Nice thank you :))))
@rough hollow hi
Me
yes
Hi

amogos

amogos stabbing
Imoster

they done made spinonk bunk sad
Fat pigeon
Bye @rough hollow
bruh were people really making stats about themselves
die of cringe
TIER: ALL OF THEM
Chip88898:
Height: 420’
Weight: 69 kg
Speed: Sprint at 9999999999km/h, powerwalk at 99999999999km/h
Stam: Sprint at Infinite seconds, powerwalk at Infinite minutes maybe
Special abilities: All of them
Strength: All of them

Oh...
buff
no way
I thought they went extinct
Anjanath
Fatalis
s
yeah i got fucking melted
rip
Is mhw worth it in terms of continued playability, like for something to play long term?

