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Thanks for quoting that so I could find it.
Hey @rigid nacelle, let's not post that sort of meme anymore. No sexual allusions, don't care how overt or subtle.
james may
hammon you tiny man where is the lambo chevy
Damn I love old top gear
Can’t watch the new episodes though, they’re not terrible but I only watched top gear because of the guys who originally starred in it
the new episodes of top gear are meh
in general long running seasons will get progressively worse
doctor who is a prime example, though there are fluctuations in how good episodes are
Top gear was good until the original 3 guys left, it’s not the show that got worse it was the fact that they just weren’t there
I do watch top gear still, even new episodes
and the newer episodes are somewhat worse in terms of how funny they are n so forth
Well the comedy was because of the original 3 guys so without them it’s dramatically less funny
From what I've known venti was just a fairy
How he got his current body is spoiler territory so I'll stop here
i dont play genishin impact, and as a matter of fact, i hate these anime rpg games
Top Largest mammals of different groups. Megafauna of all times
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gamer
damn thats sick!
Islande
ik it is
Kinda tru
AYO WHY HIS EYES LIKE THAT THO
where can i get raptor statue like this?
@rose crow your country is winning 1:0 since 1:27 in football 
Hmm
we're always winning 
We in sweden are very good at kicking balls 
Hmm, Foniu is a pole?
Hmm, foniu this u?
like today in LoL e sport
idk if scotland won or not last night
i got fucking bored
and frankly enough i feel sad that i am disinterested in football
i cannot be a part of the football tribes, it seems 
I KNEW WHERE THIS WAS GOING BAHAH THIS IS GOLDD
dw I'm disinterested in anything bound to poland even tho I live there lol

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Man that’s a funny looking fish
ikr
wait wait hold on, I have that dino toy too and Im pretty sure it says nodosaurus on the bottom
fake meme 
More evidence.
proof or it didn't happen.
I'll go find it
Didn't have it ready. What is this.

nvm it's in the shed and I only have my pj's on 

hey guys if a burger with tomato on it do i need to still put ketchup on it?
Literally every non avian dinosaur: am I a joke to you
They are, yes.
Very similar.
But turns out I was a fool and it did say ankylosaurus 😔


pue
Based
Rough split evolution concept for Tyrunt
yup i am making fakemon for the sake of experimentation with artstyles
So no isle playables are good?
Nope. If they were good, they'd still be alive.
So you're here on the dinosaur game server to tell us humans are the only good playable?
playable mungle
yes, and he's right
Have you met people?
People are bad animals too.
Humans are objectively the worst animal to ever exist
So no good playables? Isle is a scam?
I've met hundreds of thousands of people in my life. I'd say 2 (maybe 3) are capable of survival in the wilderness.
The Isle is a Scam 2021.
I’m not one of them
I'm one of the ppl who barely survive at home 
Zod do you think I can survive outdoors for longer than 30 minutes?
No.
I don't think anyone that spends a lion's share of their time playing videogames can last long in a wilderness environment. Hiking and camping with amenities is very different than bushcraft. That shit's real hard.
oh you would be surprised how long some ppl would survive, I mean, it takes a while to die from dehydration and if they're lucky they will only starve to death 
That's wasting away, not surviving - but I like the idea you're having.
Hmm, I feel like I could totally 1v1 a lion 
I feel like I could take a hit from a bear
I could not survive against a lion for longer than a minute
anything is edible once
of course I never said I would live after that
yes
I used to teach bushcraft. Some people are tougher and stronger than you'd think, willpower is a potent drug. The issue comes that to really survive or thrive, it's a fuckload of practice.
I lack any form of willpower
I would probably die of either cold or heat before anything else lol
Yes on the tip of ur toe
@limpid surge I think face would be ok too
idk if I have willpower
I think that I could survive a bear attack but not from a bear but from a duck
Fish
because I am an idiot. I am not incredibly familiar with emotions so far.
I definitely don't lol
fucking fimsh
Black bears 
The thing is, humans usually only use like 30% of their max strength and willpower can bump that up to 100%, but then we get like strained muscles and such, hence why we only do it in life or death situations
imagine being able to use 100% at will 
Humans are a lot more powerful than you might imagine
well I'm pretty sure I would hurt myself more than someone when punching that person
Humans are probably the most durable species on the planet due to our insane scarification and mending abilities. A human at 'peak performance' (memes aside) is incredibly formidable.
There are probably people that CAN do that, but they would hurt themselves quite a bit by doing so, the amounts of adrenaline and how much stress the muscles take would kinda crumsh
An injury we'd have for a few days can take other animals weeks to recover from fully.
Never underestimate the ability to just outlast something.
"Hah, I can die slower than you"
something something losing the battle, winning the war
imagine training with 100% to get used to that and maybe make your limit bigger 
Basically that's all life is, @rose crow. lol
Im gonna speedrun death
dont
"Watch me use these resources and live longer than you." <- Life in a nutshell.
ok
leave that to me
Until they fell out a tree and died 
Xandro with words of wisdom
That's why you need to fall out of small trees when you're a kid to build up an immunity to big falls.
...yes that's a joke.
I never said I would kill myself, fight with a black bird will be probably enough to finish me off
Lucky I was going to say otherwise 
Okay. Sort of it's a joke. It'll teach you how to fall correctly and hurt yourself less and also get your bones to start growing thicker on the 'fall side' so you are less likely to break anything.
ik how to fall correctly kinda
y'know I'm providing nothing to this conversation but I'm finding it incredibly interesting

does biting myself on fingers and making them more robust count?
Children have more durable and flexible skeletons, and if they are conditioned to be a certain way they might actually develop a "immunity to falls" but on a level that is kinda hard to messure
Falling 'right' is so hard to do. I've seen people do it, like Parkour practitioners, and it's crazy.
you should crouch down when you make contact with the ground, right?
So milk wont help i am lactose intolerant 
It will rather likely give you an infection rather than making them more robust
I watched a guy jump out of a second story window, tuck and roll, then just run that shit off.
I rolled my ankle getting out of bed once.
The peak of life vs zod
I've done that already, they are just more robust
humans: falls out fucking 2nd story window and doesn't break a sweat
also humans: ow I pick up box wrong and am now bedridden for a week
Should I bite my legs to make them more robust for better running capabilities?
allosaurus was rather robust irl
it had foot infections regularly
but quite a lot of modern animals are also rather robust
no that kind of making them more robust just makes them look more robust, nothing usefull with that
Essentially, you can free fall from 200 feet and survive if you land correctly but you can also die from falling 3 feet
Knowing and learning how to move your body and use your muscles properly is, in my mind, the most important thing a young person can learn. It'll save you so much pain and ache later in life.
it works only with skin
predators in particular tend to have scarring n such
Hmm, does it work with bones?
Yes, actually.
I will gnaw on my femur to test
playing the guitar can make your fingertips tougher
idk I never bit my bone
Repeatedly hitting your arm, for example, can make the bone stronger on the 'hit' side.
So his fingers might be slightly thicker on the underside from the jaw-biting.
though sadly im not good at playing the guitar, and i dont do it
ye that's how it works
Meme aside, that is how it works. That's how Martial Artists can kick brooms and pole in half without shattering their legs.
Hmm, so getting beaten up is an advantage in the long run.. interesting
no motivation to play it, sadly, i only draw stuff
I have 3 places with more robust skin, there isn't any usefull one tho
or go cycling
Yeah, but cycling is fun, so that gives you a pass.
yes
If I bite my skin around by mouth... could I create a beak of skin?
if you bite yourself on side of finger, it's considerably more robust and kinda thicker, and if you bite yourself on top of finger your skin is kinda more visible, like a scale
look at this chump not already having a skin beak
To an extend I should be able to do it but I am not sure if it does work
i have been trying to figure out how to swing on monkey bars, and im not good at it due to my poor upper body strength. I cant exactly do a full swing too easily, because i feel like i cant make it to the next rung.
I mean you can see parts more easily
Hmm
Why not
you have to play the guitar with your lips, like a horse or rhino might
Okay
I will try, playing a guitar like a trumpet sounds kinda fun
2 main reasons.
- Your lips are stupid and don't heal properly like the rest of you. It's why deep cuts on your lips or mouth can disfigure you so easily.
- Your body has an idea of what you're supposed to look like and it's semi-smart enough to keep you in a relatively human shape.
idk if you know what I mean but it's kinda like that
Scarification can't expand your body all that much - but if you wanna see some really examples of what can be done, there's a bunch of sub-Saharan African tribes and customs you can look into. Scarification from people in that area works a bit differently than their counterparts in colder places.
I don't exactly know why.
I have these parts more robust (ofc it's not my hand so it isn't shown here)
This is all from a theoretical standpoint. I don't condone cosmetically mutilating yourself.
This is sad news, I wish my brain was as stupid as keeping me in a human shape as it is at math
Like... I wanna become crab
Rhino lips do look a bit like a beak
Trike moment
Crabs are the pinnacle of evolution, I hear.
Everything becomes crabs for a reason
Black rhinos in particular
No, not really
The biggest problem is the whole change from "Endoskeletal" to "Exoskeletal". Once that's figured out... honestly, the rest is easy.
It's just that many crustaceans have converged on the body plan
I will surgically put my spine on the outside of my body, this will go well
Once you learn to move with weird bio-hydraulics and put your outside inside with some of your goopy bits, you'll figure it out.
But an obvious downside is that it's a highly novel lifestyle, scuttling around sideways or trying to swim with a pair of odd hind limbs
Hmm, hardest part is probably getting another 2 pairs of limbs tbh
Yo I'll scuttle if I want to, Xander.
what
yeah, because it's so good
I wanna be this thing
Or isopods
You might not like it, but this is peak performance.
Coconut crabs are a hermit crab. And hermit crabs aren't true crabs.
Also they're just fuckin' cool.
They murder seagulls, I wish I could do that, those fuckers steal my fries 
But "true crabs" might as well not be a thing when crab is a body plan, not so much of a strict taxon.
btw, if I'm biting my fingers in the robust part and it doesn't hurt closely as much as normal finger, doest that mean I've accomplished smth? 
Holy shit, imagine fully terrestrial crabs...
These things are scary as fuck
THAT IS A DOG
And some weird kind of quadropedal mammal
Btw wanna hear some slightly weird plant stuff
Yes.
Plant stuff :D
Give me the plant.
Hostas are these vaguely lily or hyacinth-like plants which grow through rhizomes and have big leaves. Surprise, suprise, they're actually closely related to yuccas and agaves.
Spider plants are another member of Agavoidea
Are spider plants also turning into crabs?
Idk, but they're hellbent on suckering

Hmm, if it isn't slowly turning into a crab then I dislike it
I hate invertebrates 
idk I just hate seeing them they give me creeps
Also bulbs seem to have evolved a couple of times among monocots.
like a phobia but not
And some genera of plants have some species with bulbs, and some without (e.g. irises)
What about him?
That ain’t right
crab hater jealous
Crabs 
.
. that would be my answer but it's like spamming
Why does his chin look so weird
Cuz
Reticulated irises are a bulb forming species
it's called a chad jawline
You wouldn't understand being a chad
Yeah dryo has it
also he's a real person btw
Siberian irises are a rhizome speciess
Thank god that I’m not one
wow xan you know a lot about plants
ya'll forgetting about udano, the most chad jawline I've ever fucking seen 😩
I’ve literally never considered referring to them as anything other than soup
This is the peak body, you might not like it but it is factual
I can catch you a frog but I won't even get close to invertebrates
They will catch you foniu
my ant friend will protect me
good that I live on 10th floor
Crab ant
Crabs are god
idk how did it come to this, but there's ant visiting me pretty often..and I live on 10th floor
If god made everything in his own image, why does everything turn into crabs?
THE REASON IS THAT GOD WOULD BE A CRAB
Anyways, crab
I hate crabs and most of water creatures
Will you survive?
Tbh A giant crab the size of like... a rhino would be so fucking cool
I will speedrun my death before that thing gets to me
daimyo hermitaur
You are still going in the crab pit foniu
I'm a gardener, whaddaya expect
Xandro is a plant
Btw it's interesting how photosynthetic animals haven't really caught on
oh and I was in swimming competition too, the funny thing is I came out 3rd with swimming on back and I don't remember how to do it effectively anymore lol
Actually the only major group doing it is the photosynthetic sea slugs
Like Elysia
Interestingly enough, they decapitate themselves to get rid of parasites, and they regrow from the head, but not the body.
probably cus you have to form a bunch of random stuff to actually convert sun light into energy and it isn't THAT powerful, protein is more easy to get also photosynthetic animals would be kinda fucked for 50% of the time on land
And they survive thanks to photosynthetic algae in their tissue.
They eat algae, but they incorporate chlorophyll or some other structures into their cells
Also eyes may have evolved from light sensing cells in dinoflagellates being incorporated into the body of simple animal which ate dinoflagellates
I would respond but I just can't
But jeebus crisp these slugs look epic
Slug
Btw would a giant crab have to inhale oxygen in different ways or...?
With giant I am talking about a fictional multi ton crab
Well I think it depends
I mean crabs breathe through spiracles lining their bodies
They could evolve some other methods to aid in becoming larger
I wanna draw a speculative giant crab
do you want me to give you some sticks?
Idk what methods exactly could be used.
I'm no bug expert
How many you got?
many
Hmm, I will take a moderate amount of sticks
here you go
thanks
yes
btw dalt do you still need a sucho therapy or are you alright now
My name is no longer sadtonius, I am fine now
Uhm, not much tbh
I kinda play starwars battlefront because I like starwars, also a fair bit of TF2, I have gotten into minecraft the past few months and I also play some terraria now and then
oh ok tbh I didn't expect that
I like to tilt and die inside while playing league of legends



coconut gun in the isle when
When i get red name 
i shoot banananananaaaaas out my puns
(no idea anymore)
what a quote
A spherical object with a striking resemblance to living members of the avian family
Meh…. listens to The Isle - Tyranic
draw red (angery bird) in ms paint
@rough hollow i literally couldn't please myself with any pfp i made or found so i drew a shitty troodon in ms pain and occasionally edit its face onto sfuff
Eh I draw with sketchbook
Gex
gex 3

i love the shitty look, like i put alot of effort in and it looks shit and pixilated i love it

When will he come back
god has abandoned us.
I decided I wouldn't bother but that's smth different cuz I can't draw 
whats your favourite dino?
neb
@rose crow ok is that true
Ehhh
I actually have no idea
Don’t really think so
Although we do not have crazy expensive scholarships and that
and what about your education system
it is really good
ok I envy you if you say it's really good as a student
120
121
no fuck you im s
132
ok
wha
what the fuck
what do these numbers mean
moy
The numbers mason, what do they mean?
153
155
157
wait i forgot what i came here to do
231
158
170
that's lower you dummys
3
2
1
3
$
4
3
-2
1
9898989812378216737162318274125
1000000000000000000000000000000004738473743764727462727
That is enough math, time for crime
3
damn why u always so political

2
0
donder pizer
im going to kill you
Yup
g
I still prefer online classes only cuz of how fucked education system in poland is
i am 175 grams tall and 3 millileters wide
I forgot that people use feet again
uhm
I am 12 hamburgers and 17 freedom and 12 bald eagles
Here 🍎 use this to measure ur height
Apples are kinda pog
yes, but have you seen grapefruits?
holy shit
what the fuck
gallon
Sus
Among
this is fake
Sorry, Might be the wrong channel to ask questions, but I got some weird dude dming me from this server about what I believe is a credit card scam and how he can learn me how to do it. Where can I report this?
@surreal nacelle ^
@vocal junco Dm me the deets
When you get the one character you didn't really want after grinding daily commissions on your lunch break for a month

wtf anime girl wtf
genshin impact
what the fuck
some people play more than just dinosaur games 
broom
Impossible
Better place for it.
ive sent my other troodon stuff there, guess this one is just rock bottom.
It's the one I caught.
@void zinc my perfect works of art
yama good
oh no eyes is here
Yeah you’re welcome

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no more offtopic! 
no more speaking in offtopic! 
noooo moooore Scam Dinner! 
suffer
No
broom
Bradly moment


What the fuck
I see
thank you
That’s a fridge not a fat pigeon
the pigeon is in the fridge
Handsome troll
Those are awesome!
My Deinonychus concept art
Bad brad
Bruh
Just got warned
This is supposed to be a horror game gorey dino game but seggs comes up o no
🤯

Yeah thanks
I'd say the argentino looks a bit more like some apatosaur due to the whip tail. Looks great nonetheless.
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hot pockets
whats your favorite flavor?
Floor
poggers
I like the beef high protein.
they're all decent enough.
uhh never heard of or seen that flavor of HotPockets
AHHH so Steak & Cheddar and seems good enough and tbh still have never tried that flavor
i got a few kinds and liked that the best, ham cheese comes in close 2nd, the breakfast ones are also good.
trick is to only cook em 1.5 mins, if you do 2 mins they always blow out all the stuff out the side.
=}
they're like food bombs
haha you'd think they'd think to put holes in the top by now.
ive know they leak cheese normally but never had one leak all of the stuff out the side and yes what about the pepperoni ones
and shit i cook em for the 2 minutes and let em cool off for a bit so i dont have to do the jajajaja dance while my mouths burning away
idk really
Draw a Baryonx
Redraw you current one
PFP for discord?
did you play Legacy?
no
im sorta just trying to draw myself a pfp because im bored, also meme pfps can get a bit boring
Wait who sang radioactive
I believe Dan Reynolds in Imagine Dragons, but I dunno who actually wrote it.
They mix up their vocalist sometimes
I was gonna do a deez nuts joke but I wouldn’t do it to a mod
Oh. Yeah, I think that moment's passed.
I’m stupid but I ain’t that stupid
When a person starts singing I like asking them who the original singer was. When they then answer i hit them with the “maybe it should stay that way”
That's a good response. No one wants to listen to bad karaoke on a car ride, Sharon.
But then the worst part is when they later do it to you 😔
Ew. Hypocrisy.
You should apply to be a Moderator!
18 or older 😔
Go to bed, adolescent.
It’s like studying for a test then not understand the first question
But it’s morning
And I’m working
Zod how old are you
Kids need their rest. Tuck in somewhere for a nap, your boss will understand.
if you dont mind me asking lol
In the rat race to the grave, I'm beating most of you.
Saoul do you even get sleep? 
Nope. Diagnosed insomnia who is resistant to his meds.
Go to isle discussion and catch some rats, Elder
That's a shame really. I usually like rats.
im genuinely curious i know some low 20s high teens and ive met a few players in their 30s+ like i think at least 3-5 that are in their 50s
Isle Discussion is being good for once.
got a lil rowdy earlier because we we uh didnt understand each others points but yeah kinda dead right now
I get a lot of sweet old ladies at my job, I love it 
I can go change that 
There's few changes that can't be undone with quick, unmitigated rage.

rodents are quite cool
imo my favourite kind of rodents are the south american/north american migrant ones
Naked mole rats 
like guinea pigs, capybaras, chinchillas and porcupine (porcupines migrated from south america into north america when the isthmus of panama was formed, and are related to other south american rodents)
uh oh
what
lol what Zod said
I always forget that porcupines are rodents
and rodents made it to south america some 30-20 MYA-ish because of vegetation rafting
same case for monkeys
I used to keep a small myriad of small animals. Fish and small rodents. They make good pets!
Why are you so cool Zod? i may need to change or add to my #
Blame my parents.
I do not often post memes. Enjoy this one.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501213403709177866/857056682836361226/Safest_Street_in_the_World.mp4
That was a shit load of cones holy hell
that vid automatically glued a smile onto my face
He did so well.
That man deserves a raise! brilliant 
Okay
wtf
Yikes, as if a stream is worthy enough to ping me lmao, get that shit outa here
Hello everyone my name is markiplier
yo what time does the summer sale start?
you stole my gif 
yeah he does that a lot xd
plants
cool bird

toad

Offtopic discussion
offtopic-discussion
no
Zod. That’s impossible
everytime I see a person I shall say
"offtopic discussion", and noone can stop me
offtopic discussion
skateboarding pteranodon
offtopic discussion
When you wanna send skateboarding carno but discord hates you
Ptera? Got ya
he needs a bigger skateboard, thats why he fell
masterpiece
its not his fault he has giant dinosaur feet
lmao what a loser
i love him
yooo that's stinkin rad
incredible
<3
@rose crow yesterday sweden won with poland in football, but today poland won in league 
Hmm, interesting
Hell yeah. Look at those Carnos go.
It glitched 
f
offtopic-discussion (hello)
offtopic-discussion
I broke my photo app
sucks to be you
WOOO

He is about to do a high 5 with his foot
Yes
which has 3 fingers
That's a cursed picture.
Technically it got 4
3 on this pic
I did Pela doing this like a year ago
4, snacks why you gotta be unrealistic
lol nice
I'm at work leave me alone ! 
carno kickflip
Nasutogantspinosaurus
Componentes: Nasutoceratops + Gigantspinosaurus
The are going the correct way, but you missed the little joint between the lower leg and the foot
btw this is what I call the basic bitch theropod model
any basic bitch theropod can be made this way
not by me 
fuc
i gave the carno human knees 
theros walk on tippy toes
I mean no, humans have that part IN OUR FEET, how fucking weird is that
It ain't weird is just how we are
It is weird
it's called being plantigrade, other animals are like that too
Why the fuck do we have our metatarsals in our foot..... why can't we be theropod
Because we are man
because formerly-hand adapted into foot moment
Used to be hands and manipulators. Need more bones to manipulate.
That's why you should never trust a skeleton.
octopus gang
Reject bones, become octopus.
a very intelligent animal, considering they have relations to mollusks
They're also weird as shit because they break the mold of what we think of for intelligence.
They aren't social, don't live very long, and their brain structuring is utterly foreign to us.
they are molluscs
but yeah cephalopods are weird
btw we do not have any fossil squid, because of the fact that they use ammonia to stay buoyant in the water column. So this prevents the carcass from preserving, unlike an octopus carcass.
yet they can just break through any puzzle just by looking at it. Horrible pets. even Aquariums struggle to keep them alive because they stress out easily, and yeah. they don’t live very long
but squid have been around since the devonian according to genetic studies, which is astonishing to think
they are that old
What's worse is that they escape constantly (they can fit anywhere they can put their beaks) and they learn by watching.
hell, they might even surpass the intelligence of chimpanzees
their one weakness is that they only live 5 years
Two octopi (I say 'octopi' still, fuck you I don't care if it's wrong technically) in tanks that face each other. Put a lidded jar in one that has a piece of food in it. It'll take them a minute to get in there, but he will and he'll get the food.
Do it to the second one and they'll open the jar almost instantly and get the food because they saw it done.
Imagine how smart they would be if they had a relatively long life span
That's the big fear, though, right? Longer living octopi can be a real biological game changer. It's exciting.
Dumb out of smart
They also have really long memories and can form spiteful bonds like the smarter birds (corvids, for example)
they also get bored, meaning you have to have some sort of entertaining process for them, like solving puzzles and shit
they actually enjoy that
Ye. Me and the octopus has a lot in common. Now I just gotta get rid of these pesky bones.
become octopus
Hello
hello
noo\
i already live in Brazil fool
Destroy Brazil
You are god.
Joyeuse Saint-Jean Bâptiste à tous les francophones! Happy Saint-Jean Baptiste to all francophones out there!
i go play funni animal game now
SaoulZod the number 1 shit poster 
yes
Yepp
Yes
THE REST IS GARBAGE
It isnt good at all, but better than JP2 for me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT BETTER!?
the lost world is pretty good
Only thing that it outclasses it with is CGI
The Best three are JP 1 & 3 and JW
Yes how can a genetically modified dinosaur not catch a girl?
3
the books are the best
3 had good dinosaur concepts, rest of the movie was….
My list
- Jurassic park the lost world
- Jurassic park
- Battle at Big rock
- Jurassic park 3
- Jurassic world
. Jurassic world fallen kingdom
I didnt like the characters, besides the old ones. The Story was a meh for me. It didnt feel like the others
Dominion will be worse than fallen kingdom, watch
And you liked the characters in JWFK?
Battle at Big Rock?
books
jurassic park
jp3/the lost world
jw
fallen kingdom
I liked them more
Let me fix that for you 10000.jwfk
Best thing to come out of the JW franchise
Watch the all-new short film Battle at Big Rock now.
BATTLE AT BIG ROCK is an all-new short film directed by Colin Trevorrow, written by Trevorrow and Emily Carmichael.
The short takes place one year after the events of the last Jurassic World film in Big Rock National Park, where dinosaurs are now living in our world. The story follows a fam...
only thing good about jwfk is the first half the second the indoraptor gets screentime the movie goes downhill
They just gave us a free movie like that, how nice of them
except it is 7 minutes long
battle at big rock is more like a short
Indoraptor lasts like 10 minutes then dies
Also they killed a dog 
My favourite movie to come out of the jurassic world franchise is a free 7 minute short, that says something about it
No
Can't wait for the giga vs rex
giga is bad
screw rex, giga for life
trash tier allosaurid.
For as bad as FK was, the opening was amazing.
LeTs TaLk AbOUt ArK
giga is just a slightly worse rex
Oh god JW Dominion is gonna bring back Rex vs Spino
But now with Giga...
only charcarodontosaur i like less than giga is mapu because it is just snub nosed giga
Worse biteforce, comparable arms, worse adapted teeth for biting down, smaller
i just like rex more than giga and think the whole "cretaceous giga vs rex fight" is dumb.
makes the money I guess, although its a horrible idea
i still dont like rex that much but you have to admit theres something outwardly less bland about a massive hulking predator than an animal that looks almost the same as its closest relitives.
Best scene in the movie... and then it turns to shit
i think the volcano scene is also good and the brachi hits the feels
This scene was almost good
until it wasn’t
exactly
Yes
triggerhappy
I wish they made it more like the JP2 novel, bringing back levine, I want levine... and I don't know why
ok tbh I enjoyed every jw film only cuz it had dinosaurs lol, I'm not a big fan of films overall tho
Fallen Kingdom had REALLY good setups. but they were executed horribly.
dinosaurs go burr
true
Dalt you are a bit dumb. Its because of the heat?
Decent scene because the raptors were far from tame, they never stopped acting like real animals... but the story is kinda garbo but executed decently
“Oh look indoraptor! what a cool dinosaur! oh wait it’s dead”
how hot is it in your countries guys
Owen being tranq'd and shuffling away from lava was a farce, but I thought it was still entertaining.
oh look, big hybrid thing that acts like an angry toddler and chases a child through a mansion.
Good scene (despise the mosasaurus being way oversized)
Just 20 degrees C :D
unusually warm
it's 31 for me 
and its quite worrying if im honest
getting on high 70s today but it has been upper 80s to 90s here.
for a couple of days I was having to sit in a baking hot room
It was 30 degrees entireity of last week here in sweden but now it is getting cold again, gonna rain tomorrow :D
40
american temprature system.
its literal hell
wait but which
Horrible
Now you know how it feels to be put in a oven
climate change is objectively unepic
40 celsius
oof
Jurassic park 2 scenes imo
This is a good scene
kg is generally better than pounds. ferenhiet is still better than celcius.
the jp raptors are practically like xenomorphs, but without the acid n shit
jurassic park 2 was pretty good until the rex is in sanfran.
- That was really great
- Another reason to hate allo lol
- I kinda hated the little kid lol
no acid, no chestbursters.
My exact opinion
This scene is 😳
lost world was pretty alright. It wasn’t perfect but it was still a Jurassic movie.
This scene is top tier
Compys were pretty epic too
That was one of the scenes i liked
What's the best pvp dino in ark
Mana
dodo's
When they are sleeping and the rex wanders in their camp pog
Mhm
Great scene
What's the best traveler dino in ark
Surprisingly good despite also hurting my soul everytime I watch it
That whole sequence was a rollercoaster.
Love how we already know that dominion is going to suck because the movie is being made in 2022. Makes you think how far we’ve gone.
it used to be “oh look! New movie pog!”
Now it’s
“Oh great another thrashed out money grabbing sequel. Let’s see how terrible this is”
Since when do they make shorts?
2nd best scene
hmm yes mamenchisauruses which are actually seismosauruses which are actually diplodocuses
Still great scene from a movie standpoint
yes
could have called em diplodocus tho
also they literally just stretched the brachi model to make it
Best scene in the movie
Ah, the blood running down the waterfall...
top tier :)
That was also one of the 3 scenes i liked. There in that moment it really feeled like a Jurassic Park to me
JP 1 is more laid back and then quite abruptly falls into chaos, becomes quite a bit more calming and then goes into chaos again. I really love that movie but holy shit JP 2 has better scenes (except maybe some of the OG raptor scenes, like the kitchen chase)
My favourite scene from the original Jurassic Park is arguably the tyrannosaurus attacking the jeep and knocking it off
really hectic with the jeep being turned around and eventually being knocked off
The Last scenes i liked was the ending with the rex family. Sad they probably died offscreen later tho
T-Rex chasing car:sonic T-Rex chasing woman in heels:slow
I really liked the lost world raptors for some reason
so do I
Exactly
they look quite charismatic in some ways
Lost world raptors are amazing
Idk JP 2 doesnt feel like a Jurassic Park to me personally. Fallen Kingdom either. Thats why they are my worst
though the jp3 raptors reek of greg s paul art somehow
Bye peps I'll be. Back later
I liked when JP 3 Raptors used a body to lure people from the trees
H
They feel surprisingly like animals... but very intelligent but also aggressive ones
Really showed how smart they are lol
Lost World raptors were a different breed; they were so savage and had no qualms viscously attacking each other.
The lost world raptors just felt more savage to me. Give off a very aggressive feel to them, probably due to the Appearance
Pattern is also pog
My problems with Jurassic park
-The bland colour schemes
-Little action
Overall great movie
My problems with the lost world
-Still bland colour schemes
-Anything in Sanfran
Overall great movie
My problems with jurassic park 3
-Bland and boring characters
-Not so interesting story
-Boring ending
-The dialogue
Still pretty decent movie, can watch and still be entertained
agree 100% with the lost world and jp3
the first one was partly staying true to the novel but cut a lot of buildup and changed things for screen time.
still wish they had kept the rex scene as close to the book as possible as that was absolutely terrifying in the book.
Yeah, just read the first and second novel... scary stuff, really wish they made the nedry scene like in the book, but then it wouldn't be a movie kids could watch
jp novel dilo 
Nedrys scene with the dilophosaurus would have been horrific to see, darn that would have been neat
its already pg 13 it would be m or r rated from gore.
I hope after JW3 they make a remake of all more accurate to the books
how to milk a series to death
^
I wouldnt mind a remake that is 18+ lol
That would be neat, you know those shorts on YouTube where someone storyboards scenes from the novels? I would like that
I just Think it would be amazing. Like seeing the camo carnos (i think it was) from the books in lost world
Dalt JP is already passed being milked to death
milked even more to a point where it just falls to dust
Idk the had shorts and a yt Channel at all untill today lol
Not even that…
The Disney+ series is milking like hell lol
Why did they do it 
The rest is fine in my opinion
Look at other franchise like star wars. Thats real milking to death
I liked only 3 first films
Mandolorians good
I personally thought the prequels were alright
Autocorrect you bastard
at least Revenge of the Sith was decent imo
Clone wars was good. Ahsoka is still my fav char
JP1 is the most memorable since I can basically tell the entire story from memory
JP2 is my favourite since... well uhh, really liked it for all the amazing storytelling and suspense in the scenes scenes (gets a bit knocked down cus the last part)
JP3 is my favourite visually, all the designs are just eye candy, sadly that is where it kinda ends. Characters are boring, not so fun dialogue, bland story. (gets boosted because ptera)
JW is a mess design-wise, they brung back tons of stereotypes that need to go with dinosaurs, they also fucked over raptors into pets instead of formidable predators
JWFK is a disaster with a pretty good intro but the rest is kinda shit, anything in the 2nd half is bland and boring and the indoraptor has some scary scenes but yuck, bad
BABR is great for how long it is and how short it took to make it, the single scene in it is better than any scene since JP3 and sadly only has 7 minutes of run time
- JP2
- JP1
- JP3
- BaBR
- JW
I don't even wanna include JWFK on my tier list
Okay
wish they made dominion good, it feels like it is written as a fan-fiction as of what we know about it
Yeah…
Especially with how dominion will start with that intro, really feels like a fan-fiction piece
mhm
I hated about JWFK that they never told what happened with sorna. They just said Nublar is the last island with dinos lol atleast i know it from the books, rip rexy family
“We’ll have it go back in time, and and rexy will die to the big bad giga. Then she gets bitten by mosquitoe and kills giga in present day WHOOOO.”
That feels like something I would have written when I was 7…
Can’t wait to see a old dying skinny rex killing a healthy adult giga in its prime! this makes sense!
They story of dominion is that the dinos are back in the world or? How did the few dinos that escaped make that lol and how did the worlds army forces not kill them
I hope that ingen never gave info about sorna so that we can get a series (I know it is getting milked to death but please) about the life on sorna, a small research team goes there and tries to make sense of what happened, they are supposed to be there for a few days and then boom, they get stuck but they gather as much info as possible and then realise that something is wrong
LIKE IN THE FUCKING BOOK
JP2 novel my beloved
JP2 novel is amazing
Same
Wish it was like that for the film, camo carno duo 
I loved the camo carnos. Hope we see them once in dominion at least, would be a highlight for me
camo carno 😳
Carno duos in media are always a blast
SameI’m totally not biased
Another reason why i couldnt like JP2. Them missing made the movie feeling so much worse for me
oh ye clone wars were perfect
i havent seen clone wars
Cant believe that the maker of clone wars made rebels. How can u make something so good and then make something so bad as sequel?

Look it its worth it
Carno chad but acro is still better but carno still is good 
Anyways where’s my pycno JP, I need big abelisaurid in film
I’m going through the rebels series right now
Acro is amazing, not better than carno but amazing
the director or what?
Acro is better than carno but carno is still good
Ezra worst char ever. The only good chars are the green pilot lady (forgot name) and the Jedimaster, when they are without the others lol and ahsoka
At least we both agree they are good
Yes 
acro and carno are pog
they are 2 of those animals you can really understand people liking them
Ye
They are just total badass
Allo is better than most of them combined 

MASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON
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