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Is there cheese in those burgers?
Im lactose intolerant
i mean. still gotta have a cheese burger ONCE in a while right? π
I do
hecken yeah!
I think we have the same keyboard π
This is the correct decision for food.
Oatmeal Creampie is the best confection and every other choice is sub-optimal.
Oatmeal creampie cookies are the best, could literally eat a whole box of those if I wanted
I prefer ice cream usually when it comes to sweets but those are good at certain times, could eat icecream anytime anywhere 
ADD BACON
Same, especially dairy queen XD
Yeeees
Ice cream or brownies are my go to 
Is that a cosmic brownie??
Hmmm mabey
Oatmeal cream pies are too sweet
13 days for mortal Kombat 1 π
uhmmm supernova!!
no
shut up
Oatmeal creme pies are my FAV, as well as the holiday themed brownies I donβt like the hard candies on cosmic brownies
Also American football szn π₯π₯π₯ kinda starting to grow on me
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The black piranha (Serrasalmus niger) is a freshwater fish found in South America. It is known for its sharp teeth and powerful bite, which can deliver a force of up to 320 newtons (71...
To scale maybe but not physically
who remembers this telltale game it used to be my childhood game fr
Hmm. Not so sure from what some of these say.
https://earthsky.org/science-wire/ancient-piranha-bit-with-more-force-than-even-t-rex/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2251768/The-black-piranha-powerful-bite-animal-history--T-Rex--researchers-find.html
https://phys.org/news/2012-12-piranha-tops-rex-league.html
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/the-record-breaking-bite-of-megapiranha
Taking into consideration its size, an ancient relative of piranhas weighing about 20 pounds delivered a bite with a force more fierce than a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Researchers found outsized jaw muscles allow the black piranha, found in Brazil's amazon river, to exert bite force equivalent to 30 times its bodyweight, a feat unmatched in the natural world.
Outsized jaw muscles allow the black piranha to exert bite force equivalent to 30 times its bodyweight, a feat unmatched in the natural world, according to results of a finger-risking study published Thursday.
Thereβs a terrible B-movie from 2010 called Megapiranha, about giant, genetically modified piranhas that wreak havoc upon Floridian tourists. One of them leaps out of the water and bites a helicopter. Itβs all rather silly, but if you look on Wikipediaβs entry for the film, youβll see these words at the top: βFor the prehistoric [β¦]
To scale, as in its stronger than if a trex were the size of a piranha. Trex actual bite force compared to piranha actual biteforce is significantly stronger
It is pretty cool though that relative to size the piranha has the strongest bite
yippee
Itβs you!
how the hell did you get actually big ones, where i live they're no bigger than a mouse
Aww
I can't wait to make the game I want to play because despite the genre being flooded already nobody else is doing it the way I want

It's gonna suck and hopefully it's worth it
Sandbox fantasy survival π
Hey, I wanna learn to make games and where's better to start than screwing around trying to learn to make a shitty game in a genre I'm interested in
Bold of you to assume I have that level of programming knowledge
I'm still struggling with bags and classes
This might be true
I mean you could just be a map designer and builder, that doesnt take much programming know how
I think games should have map teams not one guy,but eh
Ya, they've already got a guy for that and it does involve quite a bit more knowledge than "ya I made a really simple map in the legacy dev kit once"
Well yeah its gonna be a whole project that takes months to years
They have more than just Jace working on the maps when it comes to the whole process of designing and building a map
I think he's the main guy who literally makes the maps but like concept art, layouts, and ect is a team effort that requires concept art and lore implementation among other design processes
Who's jace
Ben Folds lover
I don't get it π
Jack loves Ben Folds
this stream was the best ever I think and I can't wait for the video version on jjjacksfilms
my head hurts from laughing lol
Jace is the map guy got hired to help make maps for the game
aka. The cool level designer
the man with the map plan
Looks like strawberry icecream
He looks like a yummy teeat
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does it look like a jelly donut
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Good game with cute animals
Toothpaste frog
Little big planet?
Yes and no
just figured out i can have my pc open with a looped video with sound, i have so many ideas
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwsL54Luayu/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet this looks insane awesome
Working on this gorgeous Carnotaurus from @creativebeaststudio
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2/10. If its a one thats molding then a 9
let's cut Mt. Everest in half
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The end of the video shocked me π
Why is it smol?
is baby
sources:
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/dev.20506
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(17)30580-8?_returnURL=https%3A%2F%2Flinkinghub.elsevier.com%2Fretrieve%2Fpii%2FS0960982217305808%3Fshowall%3Dtrue#bib5
https://nucubaby.com/blogs/articles/whats-it-like-in-the-womb
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Hits different if your a longtime rocket league player
God the Pokemon journey series master 8 tournament is so awesome
anyone wanna play gartic phone with me
No
I won't give any spoilers but the final battle is 
final battle made me tear up abit
ash pikachuπ«‘
I almost cried, they did the music and the animation was so good ||and he became the very best
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||like no one ever was||
The new series looks cute I like that they're going to be more flexible than just new region where's the gym leaders
im not watching it π
87oie4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4Az
Not a real pokemon fan

Jk
I watched the first episode preview and it looks like it'll be fun. It's still pokemon just with different main characters 
I've been watching the mini series they release on YouTube so it's not weird for me that ash isn't the main character
gib ash or me no watch π
my ferret typed this lmao
it's glorious
love the animation
and the build up
Ya but did you notice the music they used π
Ah ya I only watch the dub
both are good imo
but when it comes to the final fight dub is better cuz of the music
Lol yes, it was very fitting for the finale and I honestly would have been mad if they didn't use that music
Don't think so 
This video has been months in the works and we are so excited to bring The Pokemon Rap Up! A story telling rap that follows Ash's journey from Pallet Town, all the way to world champion! Honoured to work with singer of the original Pokemon Theme Tune, @JasonPaige
Pokemon is a huge love of ours and we have enjoyed so many memories throughout the...
(I'm gonna be honest, I just skipped to 8:30)
Lol alright
oh
Guh
Just find the one on the official Pokemon channel
Oh wait that one is just like the last few minutes of the battle
Greninja should of been one of ashs Pokemon for the masters 8 tbh
true
I'm disappointed he wasn't on the official team
well overall his xyz team is my fav
But at least we got to see Greninja in some small clips
Ya the official channel only has the last few min
I think the xy/z series is my 2nd favorite series
I mean, I can stream it in another discord if yall want π
I have netflix
First is being the galactic battles series
That's where I watched it
I have Netflix aswell π
Ya, can't watch the last 4min of the battle, that's the climax it's not the same impact
illegal...........,,,,,...
Not illegal, I'm using my Netflix account 
Nuh uh
Not using a pirate website
pirates
Somebody called for me????
We don't discuss any pirates in here unless they're related to Jack Sparrow

What about Guybrush Thripwood?
My extent of pirate knowledge is Pirates of the Caribbean sorry 
What about the real world women pirates Mary Reed and Anne bonney?
Or that Blackbeard was a real person and his name is edward
Are we allowed to Insult sword fight?
which pokemon from ash's team is your fav
Which team???? He has so many
every
Gengar
I don't even need to know the other pokemon Gengar is in my top list of personal favorite pokemon
this guy for me
Gengar is such a guy
oh lol nice
Pikachu
Noivern is cool ya
π
his noivern 1v1'd a salamance π
Ash Greninja is awesome
and zapdos
nice
In the Kalos League semi finals
ye
I need to download Pokemon go again
I have it installed all the time
Well my favorite Pokemon of all time is Riolu soβ¦
(big spoiler if you haven't watched all of the journeys series)
My favorite pokemon on Goh's team ||suicune|| love it and hate that he caught it lmao
He catches like every Pokemon he sees
lol
I mean he's literally Pokemon Go what did you expect π
ye that pokemon is one of my favs
Greninja 1V1ed a mega Gardevoir π
I mean
Greninja 1v1d a evil sentient root monster greninja is op
base greninja dealt dmg to mega salamance and basically one shot mega pidgeot
Is that the volcanion movie?
ye
I watched part of the volcanion movie, hoopa and the one where there was a guy who had a shiny floette
oh and the arceus one
yes
Yeah I've seen that one
But I'm talking about like how every series has their own set of movies
Like the sinnoh region series had Arceus,giratina and the sky warrior, rise of dark rai
Xyz had hoopa and the clash of ages, the volcanion one and that other one
oooh
I only watched the hoopa one from the xyz series
I didn't watch the volcanion one or the other one
I don't even know what the ohter one is
My favorite movie out of all of them though was the rise of dark rai
2nd being Arceus and the jewel of life
mine fav was probably hoopa one cuz they presented lugia well
That was also one of my favorites
I love how they basically has legendary Pokemon fight other legendary pokemon
ye
tho ngl it's kinda crazy that rayquaza latios and latias manged to fight like 6 other legendaries plus hoopa unbound lol
They mega evolved π
ok nvm I rewatched it and it's basically rayquaza doing 1v6 lmao
wait we talking pokemon?? I just got some new cards this week
picked up a bunch of new 151 japanese set
the starters, mewtwo, couple reverse holo pokeballs
they look so good together :3
Ooo love the art
none of my adult friends play or collect :c
this is just too stunning, this card made me get a bunch
damn nice
Ngl, I'm probably just gonna buy the specific cards I need to finish off up to the series I have. I'll likely save money rather than buying booster pack until I get the last like 30 I need
π
I've never opened Pokemon cards before
yes I only buy singles now, used to play as a kid but now I just collect what I like until we get a proper digital tcg
Don't, it's addicting. I've probably spent around $2k
oof
that's more than what I spent on my pc lol
I spent 2k on my PC also
lmao
what series?
Beginning through Sword and Shield debating on doing Scarlet/Violet just to have the first 1000 pokemon in a card collection
I have like 15 vulpix cards from 1995
First 1000 pokemon. Scarlet/Violet broke 1000 pokemon total
my base set is missing, if I find it itβll be worth thousands. for now I only have a couple of that set still with me, a base zard as one, 1st edition raichu and a few others
1000β¦ okay I feel old now
Should have been getting more pokemon cards instead of Bella Sara cards when i was a kid. But I was a kid and my mom was like "no you should get the horse cards not the monster cards like your brother" and I was like ok
:c
Pocket monsters
Now I have a binder full of worthless horse cards from the early 2000's π
Horse cards
What
post horse cards
The Isle trading cards π€
From Google but
dev trainer cards
kinda neat?? worth anything?
Absolutely nothing afaik
I mean, people are trying to sell them for alot on ebay but nobody's buying
same with my massive set of WoW tcg
I would buy them for a penny to sell them for two pennies
yep, same with the WoW cards lol
I love gambling
Deep Rock Galactic should do trading cards
Irl ones that is
Im trying to gamble CSGO skins
I have like 20usd worth of csgo cases
Like uhhhh more than 100
oh that's weird
I have 80 and I haven't spent a penny on the game besides buying the prime version
I have a few cases left. But I've opened quite a bit and got trash skins
I open alot of my cases
ok that's reasonable
I have no idea what that is
Jurassic Park skin for the m4
oh nice
I'm gonna play it a lot more once cs2 comes out
I've played 2 games of cs2
it's pretty ok
I was somehow better than a global player cuz "cs2 is vastly different"
what rank are you btw
Master guardian 2
oh damn
nice
I think everyone with prime has it now
I have prime and I didn't get anything
You have to do the properties thn betas thing and switch over right?
I went into cs and got a thing in the left corner that I've been invited
I think you did and just didn't notice
I'm gonna check rn
i logged on yesterday cuz i saw they were like adding everyone who has prime into the cs2 beta thing and i didnt get anything
YIPEE
L
let's gooo
I saw you play it too
the teleport on mirage short π
but ye I like it too
I love how visible bullet tracing is so I can adjust to the recoil
Bizon mains rise up
omg I have to try it out
yes
wait why aren't you asleep
cuz I was on night shift in this week and my bio clock is f-ed up
reasonable, have a nice day
night hoot lol
Dammit Eye
Okay Youtube.
Most normal YouTube video
First Animal species of the day (138) :
Spiny bush viper / (atheris hispida)
Atheris hispida is a viper species endemic to Central Africa. Like all other vipers, it is venomous. It is known for its extremely keeled dorsal scales that give it a bristly appearance.[2] No subspecies are currently recognized.[3] Common names include rough-scaled bush viper, spiny bush viper,[4][2] hairy bush viper,[2][5] and others.
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heheheheheheh
Range :
The males of this species grow to maximum total length of 73 cm (29 in): body 58 cm (23 in), tail 15 cm (5.9 in). Females grow to a maximum total length of 58 cm (23 in). The males are surprisingly long and slender compared to the females.[2]
The head has a short snout, more so in males than in females. The eyes are large and surrounded by 9β16 circumorbital scales. The orbits (eyes) are separated by 7β9 scales. The nostril is like a slit and separated from the eye by two scales. The eye and the supralabials are separated by a single row of scales. The supralabials number 7-10, of which the fourth is enlarged.[2] The body is covered with elongated, heavily keeled dorsal scales that give this animal a unique 'shaggy' look, almost bristly in appearance. The scales around the head and neck are the longest, decreasing posteriorly. Midbody, the dorsal scales are in 15β19 rows. There are 149β166 ventral scales and 35β64 subcaudals. The anal scale is single.
One of those is my fav african country
Central and East Africa: northern and eastern DR Congo, southwestern Uganda, west Kenya, and northwestern Tanzania. The type locality given is "Lutunguru, Kivu" (DR Congo).[6]
More specifically, Spawls & Branch (1995) describe the distribution as isolated populations in Kivu and Orientale Provinces in DR Congo, southeastern Ruwenzori in Uganda and the Kakamega Forest in western Kenya
I have already taken a sleeping pill I wont get up
Capable of climbing reeds and stalks, this species is often found basking on top of flowers and terminal leaves. Mostly nocturnal.
Feeds on mammals, frogs, lizards, and sometimes birds. Sometimes hunts for mammalian prey on the ground.
Females give birth to up to 12 young at a time. Newborns are about 15 cm (5.9 in) in total length.
Not much is known about their venom except that it is mainly neurotoxic. Besides the neurotoxins, they also carry cytotoxins and fasciculins. Toxicity of individual specimens within the same species and subspecies can vary greatly based on several factors, including geographical region. Even the weather and altitude can influence toxicity (Ernst and Zug et al. 1996). A bite can be fatal to humans without access to proper first aid and subsequent antivenom treatment. Until recently, their venom has often been regarded as less toxic than that of many other species, perhaps because bites are uncommon, but this turned out not to be the case. There are now a number of reports of bites that have led to severe hemorrhaging of internal organs.
Skeleton
pretty toxic
@distant nymph
@azure oar
@cedar crescent
@sullen merlin
@wintry marlin
@shell rapids
@rough hollow
@dreamy geode
@drowsy egret
@frosty geyser
hello, now that im supposed to hello
one of the most beautiful snakes og
cool animal
Yeah
@dreamy geode check it out!
litteral impersonation of bad hair day but a reptile
The guy who does extinct or alive on animalplanet might have found a new snake species

whats his name again something somethkbg gallante
forrest galante
yes
YOOOOOOOO
did you already do housecat?
Also guys new extinct big cat is discovered
Pachy panthera
A bone crushing feline
I can crush bones too
Opps
ah
wasnt sure what the actual name was so didnt know what to search
Second Animal species of the day (139) :
Vervet monkey / (Chlorocebus pygerythrus)
The vervet monkey (Chlorocebus pygerythrus), or simply vervet, is an Old World monkey of the family Cercopithecidae native to Africa.[3] The term "vervet" is also used to refer to all the members of the genus Chlorocebus. The five distinct subspecies can be found mostly throughout Southern Africa, as well as some of the eastern countries. These mostly herbivorous monkeys have black faces and grey body hair color, ranging in body length from about 40 cm (16 in) for females, to about 50 cm (20 in) for males.
Range :
In addition to behavioral research on natural populations, vervet monkeys serve as a nonhuman primate model for understanding genetic and social behaviors of humans. They have been noted for having human-like characteristics, such as hypertension, anxiety, and social and dependent alcohol use.[4] Vervets live in social groups ranging from 10 to 70 individuals, with males moving to other groups at the time of sexual maturity. Studies done on vervet monkeys involve their communication and alarm calls, specifically in regard to kin and group recognition, and particular predator sightings.
The vervet monkey ranges throughout much of Southern and East Africa, being found from Ethiopia and extreme southern South Sudan all the way down to South Africa. It is not found west of the East African Rift or the Luangwa River,[1] where it is replaced by the closely related malbrouck (C. cynosuros) species. The vervet monkey inhabits savanna, riverine woodland, coastal forest, and mountains up to 4000 m (13,100 ft). They are adaptable and able to persist in secondary and/or highly fragmented vegetation, including cultivated areas, and sometimes are found living in both rural and urban environments.[2] Annual home range size has been observed to be as high as 176 ha, with an average population density of 54.68 animals/kmΒ².
When males reach sexual maturity, they move to a neighboring group.[17] Often, males move with a brother or peer, presumably for protection against aggression by males and females of the resident group. Groups that had previously transferred males show significantly less aggression upon the arrival of another male. In almost every case, males migrate to adjacent groups. This obviously increases benefits in regard to distance traveled, but also reduces the amount of genetic variance, increasing the likelihood of inbreeding.
Vervet monkeys have four confirmed predators: leopards, eagles, pythons, and baboons. The sighting of each predator elicits an acoustically distinct alarm call.[21] As infants, vervets learn to make the variety of calls from observation alone, without explicit tutelage. In experimentation with unreliable signalers, individuals became habituated to incorrect calls from a specific individual. Though the response was lessened for a specific predator, if an unreliable individual gives an alarm call for a different predator, group members respond as if the alarm caller is, in fact, reliable. This suggests vervet monkeys are able to recognize and to respond to not only the individual calling, but also to the semantics of what the individual is communicating.[22] Vervet monkeys are thought to have up to 30 different alarm calls. In the wild, they have been seen giving a different call when seeing a human being approaching, leading researchers to believe that vervet monkeys may have a way of distinguishing between different land and flight predators.
This guy β¦.
Male
@distant nymph
@azure oar
@cedar crescent
@sullen merlin
@wintry marlin
@shell rapids
@rough hollow
@dreamy geode
@drowsy egret
@frosty geyser


MONKE 

AYOOO im just noticing the pic

Bro is stacked
LOL TRUE
Has anyone else seen what lego is cooking?
Expensive
Bugs
Lego moment tbh
bat lizorp
Bros here for gotham
They actually be cookin tho
Monkey
Out of random curiosity
Would anyone prefer a game about the Horseshoe canyon formation or the dinosaur park formation more?
Spinofaarus is best spino, should be added to the isle fr fr https://youtu.be/O1EgnMrIN9c?si=EpjMYN-KRhDjmQbn
subscribe for more animations!^^
yee
music - Mint Breath - Kirby's Dream Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_PyQKDXZo
#paleo #dinosaurs
Bouncing Seals
Spinosaurus
Spino seal
jurassic park
Sick SEAL
seals
tf2
perucetus colossus
T rex
meme
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fury fan art !! sand wraith inspired
this brings back school of dragons memories 
i want it back π
bro took blueballs to a whole new level
$80 π
he ballin
No cheating, here's genuinely my one and only attempt: Garfje,d
Ffs π
Tyrannosuchus Horridus
Approximately 50 feet long and 20 feet tall, making it larger than the average T. rex. Tyrannosuchus Horridus feeds on a combination of fish, small mammals, and other dinosaurs, using its powerful jaws and sharp teeth to crush bone, shells, and vegetation. The species creates communal nests along riverbanks, where females lay eggs in water. Males guard the nests while the females take turns feeding.Tyrannosuchus Horridus is solitary, very territorial, and fiercely aggressive to other creatures that enter their territory. The species is found near shallow tropical and subtropical rivers and their banks, which provide ample prey, water, and nesting sites ideal for their needs. They are relatively dirty animals, frequently seen basking in the sun and taking mud baths to cool down and keep parasites at bay. Tyrannosuchus Horridus is primarily nocturnal, but individuals take turns resting during the day. They sleep for about eight hours a day. They thrive in temperatures between 25-30Β°C (77-86Β°F). Tyrannosuchus Horridus prefers a warm and humid climate, with ample vegetation and prey, and plenty of rivers for swimming and hunting. The species thrived in the Late Cretaceous era, around 68 million years ago. They have tough, scaly skin, with a mix of the textures and patterns of both dinosaurs and crocodiles. They come in a range of colors, including green, brown, and gray, providing camouflage in the riverbanks. Kingdom- Animalia, Phylum- Chordata, Class- Sauropsida, Superorder- Dinosauria, Order- Saurischia, Suborder- Theropoda, Family- Tyrannosauridae/Deinosuchidae, Genus- Tyrannosuchus, Species- Horridus. Tyrannosuchus Horridus likely evolved from some ancestor of Tyrannosaurs back in the Late Cretaceous period, which allowed for it to possess the characteristics of both predators in one formidable creature.
what is this blue thing?
neber existed so i wont put it in the game

EGGs !!!!
He carrys eggs with him
You know To eat for breakfast 
god bless your innocent soul
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Thats a cool idea. I wish I could carry my eggs too.
hmm i see
You already have 
when we see this game release?
hmm i see
said the blind man
2.3 tons
that is so small for the size u just put there
Eh, I don't really care
So hyped
fancy
yes
i need a voice message/ vid of talking from an 18 year old to show this kid what an 18 year old sounds like
Meow
mrrrow
π
Same energy 
First Animal species of the day (140) :
Earless monitor lizard / (Lanthanotus borneensis)
The earless monitor lizard (Lanthanotus borneensis) is a semiaquatic, brown lizard native to the Southeast Asian island of Borneo. It is the only living species in the family Lanthanotidae and it is related to the true monitor lizards.
Range :
The earless monitor lizard is endemic to the Southeast Asian island of Borneo, where it is known from Sarawak in East Malaysia, as well as West and North Kalimantan in Indonesia.[14][15][16] Until late 2012, its known range in North Kalimantan was a part of East Kalimantan.[17] It was also confirmed to be found in Brunei for the first time in 2022, in the country's Temburong District.[18] Prior to the discovery, it was believed that they may occur there and has been recorded c. 100 km (60 mi) from the border.[19] There are no records from Sabah, Central Kalimantan or South Kalimantan.
Earless monitor lizards have a cylindrical body, long neck, short limbs, long sharp claws, small eyes, semitransparent lower eyelids, and six longitudinal rows of strongly keeled scales.[20][23] Despite the name, they are capable of hearing, although lack a tympanum, an ear opening and other externally visible signs of ears.[4][24] The upperparts are orangish-brown, and the underside is mottled dark brown and whitish, pale yellowish, ochre or rusty.[7][14][20] The tail is prehensile and if it is lost, it is not regenerated.[23] The skin is shed infrequently, possibly less than once a year.[23] There are both reports of the skin shedding in one piece (similar to snakes),[23] or in smaller pieces (as typical of lizards).[25] Overall the sexes are alike, but males have a distinctly broader head and broader tail base than females.[16] The differences between the sexes are clearly noticeable from an age of about three years.[26] They sometimes oscillate the throat (similar to frogs) and the forked tongue is sometimes flicked (similar to snakes).[16] They can make a gentle, squeaky vocalization.
Adult earless monitor lizards typically have a snout-to-vent length (SVL) of about 20 cm (8 in),[20] and a total length of about 40 cm (16 in).[25] Eighteen wild individuals, six males and twelve females, ranged from 15.6 to 22 cm (6.1β8.7 in) in SVL, 17.4 to 22.1 cm (6.9β8.7 in) in tail length (disregarding one individual missing much of its tail), and 48 to 120 g (1.7β4.2 oz) in weight (disregarding one sickly and skinny individual).[16] Among these, the largest total length (SVL+tail) was a male that measured 44.1 cm (17.4 in), which also is the longest recorded in the wild.[16] A specimen collected in the 1960s has a total length of 51 cm (20 in),[7] and near the time of its death an individual kept at the Bronx Zoo from 1968 to 1976 had a total length of 47 cm (18.5 in) and weighed 209 g (7.4 oz), but it was highly obese.[27] When hatching the total length of the young is about 7β14 cm (3β6 in).[15][28][29] When one year old, their total length is about 23β25 cm (9β10 in).
Earless monitor lizards are generally strictly nocturnal animals, although exceptionally daytime observations in the open have been reported.[14][16] The day is usually spent near water in burrows that can be up to 30 cm (1 ft) long or under logs, rocks or vegetation.[5][20] They are generally quite inactive and not agile, but can make surprisingly fast spurts when startled,[16] and will rapidly catch prey items placed in front of them.[28] During one study where 19 individuals were located during the night, about half were in the water and the other half near water on land.[16] In captivity they sometimes remain virtually immobile underwater for hours, periodically lifting the nose above the water's surface to breathe.[31] When underwater, the semitransparent lower eyelids are generally closed, covering the eyes.[16] It has been speculated that the prehensile tail is wrapped around stones, roots and other things underwater to avoid being swept along during floods.
Eggs
Baby :
The earless monitor lizard has been rated by the IUCN as endangered (its range covers less than 500 km2 or 190 sq mi).[21] The species is usually considered very rare, but it is easily overlooked and as recently as 1999 the only published confirmed records were from Sarawak.[7] Confirmation from Kalimantan only appeared later.[16] In some areas locals are unaware of its presence or consider it rare, but in others it may be common. At one site in West Kalimantan, 17 of 21 locals asked were aware of its presence and most of these considered it common.[14] At three other sites in the region the majority asked were aware of its presence, but less than half considered it common.[14] Elsewhere in West Kalimantan, a three-night survey of a 400 m (1,300 ft) long section of a stream, as well as two adjacent streams, located 19 earless monitor lizards, representing an unusually high density for a lizard of this size.[16] Despite this high density in a stream used by locals for washing, fishing and as a source of drinking water, they only reported seeing the species very rarely and some had never seen it.[16] Nevertheless, at present the earless monitor lizard is only known for certain from a relatively small number of sites.
I dont know 
@distant nymph
@azure oar
@cedar crescent
@sullen merlin
@wintry marlin
@shell rapids
@rough hollow
@dreamy geode
@drowsy egret
@frosty geyser
Real life dragon
Time to coup the government of indonesia and legalize the ruler of the country to own these 

What is bro cooking
it's an offtopic discussion
say that to troodon and omniraptor
Lizord
Oh i love them. I wish u could keep them without permits where i live
I think itβs illegal to own them because they are somewhat endangered
Idk in belgium theres just a list of reptiles and mammals u can keep without permits
Pfft
Permit shermit
and its a pretty short list
i think like 20 mammals and 50 reptiles ofz
Here in ye old Ohio
Some monkeys don't require a permit as they are not restricted species
ignore that im playing this- i wanted to share this screenshot
Capuchins, marmosets, uh
Something else I can't remember the name of
Lemurs(even tho they aint monkeys)
And the notable exception of trained service spider monkeys
Mr beast moment π€
#meme #memes #viral
Mama beast
And
Little beast
I wonder what people in the past would think of modern day humor πππ
I wanna bring a medieval peasant to the modern day and show him anime or something
Tf bro. Us has some weird laws when it comes to animals man
Ohio is concerningly lax with animal laws
Like idk whats going on in florida where they are killing everyone retics
i know why but its still sad
They should do safety checks or something and let people have them with permits but they just kill all of them. The vid of the cop accudently killkng a boa cuz he thought it was a retic is just triggering to me
what an ignorant guy
Yea americans In general
Are braindead
I don't necessarily mind the consistent killing of animals as means of population control
As long as the people doing it aren't idiots and kill the right animals
It is of my opinion that ignorant people live everywhere and not everyone takes time to become educated on the differences between animals like a large invasive snake vs a large native snake
Also, some people just don't care unfortunately
Hardly an opinion its just how it is
People are ignorant
Which yea some people just don't know and are willing to accept that, but, nonetheless
@full patrol was probably referring to the Florida people who own exotic pets then gets tired of them and throw them in the wild to become invasive
And thats a very common thing that sadly happens
Common thing everywhere
One of the people who bring their dog into daycare where I work(we all hate him)
Has apparently been talking about getting a monkey and how he'd be bringing it to daycare
Easy, if the daycare does like dogs and cats only say they don't take exotic pets. Or dogs/cats only. His problem getting an exotic pet without knowing any daycare places that take it
True
Issue is out boss flirts with him and will doing anything if it means a quick buck
And we have taken exotic pets before
Tho
That really only includes a half lynx (apparently? Long before I worked here)
And we were supposed to be getting a pig but I don't think that's happening anynore
Pigs are considered domestic pets, not exotic. But if your boss is gonna fold for them since they have a crush it won't make much of a difference so that sucks
Wasn't sure if pigs were considered domestic as far pets go
I doubt he'll even get a monkey
But this guy's an idiot frankly (wants his dog to get reactive, his mom takes care of the dog more than him, too old to be living with said mother but isz etc etc.)
So I won't put it past him to try
Genus: Tyran-ino-giga
Diet: Omnivorous, feeding primarily on smaller animals, but consuming some plants for nutrition
Social Group: Solitary or in pairs
Social Behavior: Highly aggressive towards other animals, establishing expansive territories
Activity Span: Mostly diurnal, but can hunt at any time of the day if necessary
Preferred Habitat: Savannas with access to freshwater sources and abundant prey
Temperature: Thrives in hot, arid climates, with a preference for temperatures between 85-95Β°F
Bone and Skeleton Structure: Built around the T-Rex skeleton and musculature, with elongated arms resembling that of Spinosaurus and powerful legs resembling that of Gigasaurus. Its skull would feature a combination of the bone structures from all three dinosaurs, including the iconic "sail" of Spinosaurus.
Size: Adults range from 40-50 feet in length and weigh around 10,000-12,000 lbs.
Nesting: Builds nests on the craters of inactive volcanoes using rocks and branches to create a shelter.
Parenting: Males take the responsibility to guard the offspring after they hatch. They are very territorial and will fight fiercely to defend their nests.
Speed: Can run at speeds up to 30 mph.
Thermoregulation: Sweats through pores in its skin to maintain temperature, but can also withstand extremely high temperatures.
Early History: The Tyran-ino-giga is only theoretical, but it is believed to have evolved during the Late Cretaceous period, around 66 million years ago. Its unique combination of physical traits would have made it one of the most formidable predators to ever exist.
So bored just give me all the good reviews, balanced reviews, and bad reviews please.
lol only 2 stars
Shut up
I evolve only 3 stars π
Foniu what's ur Pokemon go tag thing so I can add you. (I need to add a friend to complete a quest)
I've had this quest now for like months
I got the zygarde through the research task
Let's be friends in PokΓ©mon GO! My Trainer Code is 3795 7055 9333!
Ok!!
Sent
Accept!!!!
LOL BAPPO
SO I CAN GET THIS TASSK THAT I HAD FOR LIKE A YEAR
Shut up inivex
I even had that nickname on islecord for a long while
did like 3 minutes ago
Oh
muh city in simcity 4
this is it now when it got better budget and managing, getting use to the game again lol
i made a plane but i dont think it will fly
Well, it's no longer a plane. You extruded it
virus
Isle the game that will be in dev state for 10 years with 20. Fps
Banned
i bought it, i saw how much storage it takes and i stopped installation halfway
what abt the new ark game which was teased
because snail games embezzled all their money to some higher corporation (CCP) and now they're making a reskin that's gonna sell for 60$
they admitted it was a reskin too
and ark 2 hasn't even started developement imo
knowing how well they handle deadlines and work times in general
there's no way they actually stay true to their word this time
wildcard = <3
snail games = :(
no way. check out their ark extinction trailer vs the actual dlc
alr lemme check
that's about how it's gonna go. or even better yet any of the 5 so called ARK killers snail games released
atlas for example
i see
best concept ever. they only developed it for 2 months though. and upon release there were ways to open ark menus in what was suposed to be a standalone game
basically proving it's a reskin
i just want to see ARK 2's gameplay trailer or teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-65GtCwfy24
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yes. and they've never done that before
only wildcard did. and their free will to do as they please ran out after extinction
any dlc/game from the ark publishers after 2019 is just an automatic scam
this is wild lol
well it never did lol
it never will either
Lmao
snail games signed a death contract because of their massive dept with nitrado
they gave them a loan on the condition ark 2 releases before date X not too far from now
then it will release broken
but that's literally impossible. because they haven't done any work for it
yep. so they're screwed either way
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either it will be canceled or released in a broken state
lemme see
also, snail games regularly cheat and ban anyone who opposes them on their official game clusters
designs go hard thohttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727388112686153768/1147325517750611998/Shastasaurus_Concept_2560x1440.png
yeah unfortunetly ark isn't optimised at all, having all dlcs is just painful
ya i've heard that bfr
weren't studio wildcard the ones which released a paid DLC for ark before it was even close to finished?
rip steve harwell π«‘
Iirc 90% of the crappy decisions around ark were done because of the publisher
Snail games
Aside from things like
Actual game content and optimization ofc
First Animal species of the day (141) :
Southern cassowary / (Casuarius casuarius)
The southern cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), also known as double-wattled cassowary, Australian cassowary, or two-wattled cassowary, is a large flightless black bird, found in Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and northeastern Australia. It is one of the three living species of cassowary, alongside the dwarf cassowary and the northern cassowary. It is a ratite and therefore related to the emu, ostriches, rheas and kiwis.
Range :
The southern cassowary has stiff, bristly black plumage, a blue face and a long neck, red on the cape and two red wattles measuring around 17.8 cm (7.0 in) in length hanging down around its throat. A horn-like brown casque, measuring 13 to 16.9 cm (5.1 to 6.7 in) high, sits atop the head. The bill can range from 9.8 to 19 cm (3.9 to 7.5 in). The plumage is sexually monomorphic, but the female is dominant and larger with a longer casque, larger bill and brighter-coloured bare parts. The juveniles have brown longitudinal striped plumage
All of the same species :
Southern Cassowaries
Southern cassowaries forage on the forest floor for fallen fruit and are capable of safely digesting some fruits toxic to other animals. They also eat fungi, and some insects and small vertebrates. Inspection of the faeces reveals that commonly ingested fruits are Davidsonia pruriens, Syzygium divaricatum, and members of the laurel family
The southern cassowary is a solitary bird, which pairs only in breeding season, in late winter or spring. The male builds a nest on the ground,[6] a mattress of herbaceous plant material 5 to 10 centimetres (2β4 in) thick and up to 100 centimetres (39 in) wide. This is thick enough to let moisture drain away from the eggs. The male also incubates the eggs and raises the chicks alone. A clutch of three or four eggs are laid measuring 138 by 95 millimetres (5.4 in Γ 3.7 in). They have a granulated surface and are initially bright pea-green in colour although they fade with age.[6][11] Southern cassowaries make a thunderous call during mating season, and hissing and rumblings otherwise. Chicks will make frequent high-pitched contact whistles and chirps to call the male.
Although subject to ongoing habitat loss (some due to logging), limited range, and overhunting in some areas, the southern cassowary was evaluated as Least concern in 2018 by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN). Other threats include feral animals eating their eggs and roadkill.[2][6] Road-building, feral animals and hunting are the worst of these threats. It has an occurrence range of 396,000 km2 (153,000 sq mi), and between 10,000 and 20,000 birds were estimated in a 2002 study, with between 1,500 and 2,500 in Australia.
Eggs :
@distant nymph
@azure oar
@cedar crescent
@sullen merlin
@wintry marlin
@shell rapids
@rough hollow
@dreamy geode
@drowsy egret
@frosty geyser
@rough hollow
@gray adder
Only bird that matters
Cassowary my beloved
Looks like a prehistoric bird 
U should hug one they are really nice 
ππ
They look like the isle ovi
Tail
Ovi is inspired by them i guessp
Lol
Tell me ur top 3 ratites
- common ostrich
- Southern cassowary
- Emu
only correct answer
Cassowary, Emu, Moa
Yes
All three species of cassowaries
From left to right:
- Southern cassowary
- Northern cassowary
- Dwarf cassowary
I remember annihilating them in far cry 3 
Lol me too
Honestly one of the best far crys ever
Yeah
Far cry 3 
Nah your not
Far cry 4 easily the best
They all forgot to go extinct 65 million years ago
Lol true 
Bird
The cassowary is quite literally the closest thing today u will see to a dino.

The cassowary is not amused
@modest isle do an animal of the day thing for big ounce 
I See its βtear a mans chest to pieces when he looks at me wrong from a kilometerβ day
Second Animal species of the day (142) :
Black-tailed prairie dog / (Cynomys ludovicianus)
The black-tailed prairie dog (Cynomys ludovicianus) is a rodent of the family Sciuridae found in the Great Plains of North America from about the United States-Canada border to the United States-Mexico border. Unlike some other prairie dogs, these animals do not truly hibernate. The black-tailed prairie dog can be seen above ground in midwinter. A black-tailed prairie dog town in Texas was reported to cover 25,000 sq mi (64,000 km2) and included 400,000,000 individuals.[3] Prior to habitat destruction, the species may have been the most abundant prairie dog in central North America. It was one of two prairie dogs described by the Lewis and Clark Expedition in the journals and diaries of their expedition.
Range :
Black-tailed prairie dogs are generally tan in color, with lighter-colored bellies. They may have color variation in their pelt, such as dark fur on their back in black and brown tones. Their tails have black tips, from which their name is derived. Adults can weigh from 1.5 to 3.0 lb (0.68 to 1.36 kg), males are typically heavier than females. Body length is normally from 14 to 17 in (36 to 43 cm), with a 3-to-4 in (7.6-to-10.2 cm) tail. The black-tailed have black long claws used for digging. The body of the black-tailed prairie dog is compact, and the ears are small and close to the head.
The historic range of the black-tailed prairie dog was from southern Saskatchewan and Alberta to Chihuahua, Mexico,[4] and included portions of Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico.[5] As of 2007, black-tailed prairie dogs occur across most of their historic range, excluding Arizona;[6][7] however, their occupied acreage and populations are well below historic levels.
Eyyyyy I did it again
Black-tailed prairie dogs are selective opportunists, preferring certain phenological stages or types of vegetation according to their needs.[9][14][30] When forage is stressed by grazing, drought, or herbicides, they change their diets quickly. Grasses are preferred over forbs,[10][24] and may comprise more than 75% of their diets, especially during summer.
Black-tailed prairie dogs live in colonies. Colony size may range from five to thousands of individuals, and may be subdivided into two or more wards, based on topographic features, such as hills. Wards are usually subdivided into two or more coteries, which are composed of aggregates of highly territorial, harem-polygynous social groups.[9][10] Individuals within coteries are amicable with each other and hostile towards outside individuals. At the beginning of the breeding season, a coterie is typically composed of one adult male, three to four adult females, and several yearlings and juveniles of both sexes. After the breeding season and prior to dispersal of juveniles, coterie size increases.
I swear I am the luckiest person alive
Also I wanted to let you finish the rest
Now I wonβt
@wintry marlin
@shell rapids
@rough hollow
@dreamy geode
BIGG OUNCEEE
@drowsy egret
@frosty geyser
Spino fan detected
i will not recover if big ounce dies one day

Isnβt that the fictional animal from this science fiction game planet zoo?


Let me find one of big ounces famous "yahoo"s
Planet zoo
Great science fiction game
Gotta love how they invented a new seal and made it look real
Not only did Big Ounce do His Yahoo but Mrs/Mr Ounce did their own yahoo as well π¨βπΎπ€
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Well seals are fictional they are just dogs wearing a suit

Seals are so noob at life that they need to do social distancing all year around so they dont die to disease. Big L
Deserved. He disrupted big ounce moment

The only seals i approve of are saxophone seal and bouncing seals
big cats are just house cats in a costume
big fat nope
I am right
βΌοΈ
can you disprove it?
big cats, wild cats are not just "large house cats"
I didnt mean that
No but i cam do this
Idk but I think that elefant doesnt like it either

kinda hate the fact that I cant post any of the vids of elaphant seals because animal in distress
u can even see its friends look at the cat like oh shi we shouldnt deal with hil hes too powerful
Elephant seal
Seals can fly if they get a lil help from orcas 
wrong, the seal is withdrawing before it becomes enraged and eats the cat in one bite 
@full patrol no one was hurt in this gif 
if it cut before the seal landed a blow it would have been fine xD
could add a "to be continued" meme to it lol
the seal just doesnt care because it has a minus 5090 dmg protection armor
Why is mine not getting deleted then? I didnt know this was a rule?
the cat is booping the seal neither are in duress
I meant the seal getting launced by an orca lol
I didn't see that one π
Wtf first time seeing it

ya that bad lol, gone now
Was this always a thing?
yes, it's under the posting rules section of the rules
Poor seal
Killer whales are assholes
I didnt know this applied to gifs. I thought it was only like yt vids and self made vids
can I send you a vid of two bulls fighting in dms?
you can see them tearing pretty hard on each others skin towards 50 seconds but the first 20 seconds get the point across
Yes
gifs and pictures count as well
there's actually some gifs that are on the automod for it xD
actually not as bad as I though in the end
kinda interesting how a bull can just rip full force on the others chest and it doesnt even cause any major dmg
I think i sent a gif earlier of a cassowary attacking a guy (with a shield tho). Should i delete that too then?
nah that's fine, it's a weird line
it's more if an animal is being harmed rather than if an animal is running at a person/attacking a board the person is holding
So animals can attack humans but not eachother
we don't want like gifs of a person getting attacked by an alligator
but like this is ok
because the person isn't actually getting hurt
But still thats alot of blood 
Ye but the hippo went for the kill tho
U can clearly see its evil intent to end this mans life
This?
that's fine ya
Human in distress 
But if the kid were to be crying it wouldnt be ok?
No animal is dress
yea
also they are slapping full speed against each other with them weighing around 4 tonns
bones can break too
but at least it isnt as graphic
if the kid were injured. Like if that cat was using his head as a scratching post β
no anime in dress
Anime 
it's not a difficult line to avoid. Don't show people/animals being injured or abused
No man in a mess?
alr
also yes, fish and bugs count π
anime is what i wanted to say 
It is harming the toy kill it
cute
Have you seen anteater skulls, its kinda cursed
I will peel the skin off your skull
Skull
ant eater skull 
It looks like a flute made of bone
Perfectly normal animal
I mean it would probably make some sound if u blow in the nose hole
Now his claws look even scarier than what would have looked when the animal is alive 
I
Love them so much
Anteaters and pangolins
Amazing anjmals
they don't whistle when they breathe so it would be pretty odd if that happened
And armadillos are related to them 
If u put ur ears close to them u can hear them breathe
How can someone not love the noodles face that uses its own tail as a blankie
weid, that happens with my dog too!
No way

what troll put the giant hummingbird head on the skeleton of the ice age sloth again 
Exactly. So if u blow hard enough it should make some sound lol
Armadillos, anteaters (not pangolins) and sloths are all in the same group
Xenarthra
ya, the sound of air going through the bones. You need a little more than just a hollow tube with 2 holes in it to make a flute
Pangolins however
Are their own group closer to carnivorans, pholidota
Aka the weirdo family of the americas
unless, you know how to whistle through a straw. Fun times, my dog hates it when I use a straw as a whistle
"Wierdos" smh
They're amazing
Some of the Best mammals
They are cool but weird. I mean dont get me started on sloths
All mammals are the perfect animals 
Reptiles on top
sometimes sloths mistake their own arms as branches, resulting in them grabbing them and falling out of the tree
Also mammals have nipples

true best lifeforms are fungi tho
Thats cap and u know it
Reptiles π π
Iirc one of the largest organisms known is currently a fungal network
It is the largest living organism
Idk whats it called tho. It looks like a forest
No the forest is different thats pando
A quaking aspen
it looks like this
There's pando which is all one organism
And a fungus thats spread out over 2.5 miles
imagine if plants hadnt ruined the fun and the giant fungi just had stayed in tree niches
Weird tree the cloned it self
ye
you mean birch trees?
Quaking Aspen
noice
Nah birch trees cant clone them selves thankfully
aspen looks too much like birch
Yeah but yellow

Armillaria solidipes ?
Not dog
Yea that
anyway, Time Travel, what are islecords opinions and theories on time travel?
Due to a lawsuit. not because of greed
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that IS greed lol
they made paid DLC for an incomplete game lol how is that not greed
Pay attention to what we're saying
It's not wildcards decision
It's their publishers, snail game's decision
WC wasn't given an option.
By no means am I saying WC is innocent and squeaky clean
But that's stuff was snail games
I believe snail games was the publisher from the get go?
It might but if so, then it's incorrect
Allegedly snail games has been tryna get WC to add microstransactions (which I think they did on ark mobile)
And that arks largest megatribe is lead by snail games employees
Look at this cool spider I saw today

Spoiler incase fear

Thatβs a pretty spider
Argiope
this is a writing spider or banana spider, they are my fave and when I was a kid I use to feed them grass hoppers and crickets lmao
this the real name for them? ik them for their nicknames
Yep, also called garden spiders, though thatβs a less interesting name
We just call em yellow orb weavers here
GUYS GUYS ITS HIM
Not allosaurus so not important
cani pig π
how do i get stress test
You had to apply while applications were open and be accepted
hnngg, the craft
i assume applications arent up now but when they are up what channel is it usually
and is there a role i need to have to get pinged for applications?
They're posted in #announcements, and there wasn't a ping for them last time
alr ty
ugh finding a will wood song for my bio and status is hard 
ig i could make it confusing
hooray i did it
confusing profile go brrr
why are cats so cleber? can anyone tell?
Cause they are cool
First Animal species of the day (143) :
Monarch butterfly / (Danaus plexippus)
The monarch butterfly or simply monarch (Danaus plexippus) is a milkweed butterfly (subfamily Danainae) in the family Nymphalidae.[5] Other common names, depending on region, include milkweed, common tiger, wanderer, and black-veined brown.[6] It is amongst the most familiar of North American butterflies and an iconic pollinator,[7] although it is not an especially effective pollinator of milkweeds.[8][9] Its wings feature an easily recognizable black, orange, and white pattern, with a wingspan of 8.9β10.2 cm (3.5β4.0 in).[10] A MΓΌllerian mimic, the viceroy butterfly, is similar in color and pattern, but is markedly smaller and has an extra black stripe across each hindwing.
Range :
The eastern North American monarch population is notable for its annual southward late-summer/autumn instinctive migration from the northern and central United States and southern Canada to Florida and Mexico.[5] During the fall migration, monarchs cover thousands of miles, with a corresponding multigenerational return north in spring. The western North American population of monarchs west of the Rocky Mountains often migrates to sites in southern California, but individuals have been found in overwintering Mexican sites, as well.[11][12] In 2009, monarchs were reared on the International Space Station, successfully emerging from pupae located in the station's Commercial Generic Bioprocessing Apparatus.
Life span : 3-6 weeks
In North America, monarchs migrate both north and south on an annual basis, in a long-distance journey that is fraught with risks.[5] This is a multi-generational migration, with individual monarchs only making part of the full journey.[102] The population east of the Rocky Mountains attempts to migrate to the sanctuaries of the Mariposa Monarca Biosphere Reserve in the Mexican state of MichoacΓ‘n and parts of Florida. The western population tries to reach overwintering destinations in various coastal sites in central and southern California. The overwintered population of those east of the Rockies may reach as far north as Texas and Oklahoma during the spring migration. The second, third, and fourth generations return to their northern locations in the United States and Canada in the spring.
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@cedar crescent
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@wintry marlin
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@drowsy egret
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Butterfly
Would you love me if I was a caterpillar
Mods, snap this guy's neck
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I just had the most yummy subway sandwich
YIPPEEEEE
Hopefully the rain works nice for public release
I wonder what kind of effects it'll bring like for example: Legacy rain made it so you couldn't smell
Yeah, hopefully you can still smell in light rain tho
Same
NOOOOO
r.i.p
next rain send me a bit please
5 days of pure sun and heat and that in autum of central europe
Starbucks employees when you donβt tip them 70% on a shit coffee:
Lol, whats the deal with tips anyways in us, like i know they have shi wage but then dont work as waiter/waitress
I genuinely believe it's just a scheme to get out of paying employees
There are thousands of available jobs. Lower standards and pick up a shovel.
Arguably pay better too.
They should pay better rather than the resturant relying on tips to pay the employees.
As for "just get a better/different job" it's not always that easy. For some people it's the only job available to them at the time. That's why I'm where I am right now. I took what was available and am looking for better jobs, but at least I'm working somewhere tolerable that's not back breaking work.
I hate the get another job mentality to begin. Maybe more jobs should pay a living wage? Idc if we have to tear down the whole system to do it
Likewise, people don't always get to choose their circumstances or have ideal opportunities.
When I complain about how I don't like my current wage I hate when people say "just get another job". They don't know that I've applied to probably a hundred places in the last few months and gotten 0 responses outside one where I made it to the final interviews 
Crazy how employers say "we don't mind if you're a student we hire students!" then immediately drop you the second you say you are
Cherry on top is less people applied than positions were open and we were told we're basically guaranteed to get hired
Guess what didn't happen π
I remember once I applied to a local pizza place, they accepted me, but never communicated with me afterwards and then they closed some time later
They had pretty good pizza to
Dang
Feels pretty awful
It does
And I still do not make enough money
Same 
I've
Genuinely considered becoming an uh
"Exotic dancer" since I have 2 very close friends who already are
I did the math, where i work rn to make living wage I'd have to get the "exceeds expectations" raise for 10 years straight. Except loving wage would go up by then
Living wage is a myth at this point
I know I'm not moving into an apartment without a number 2
I hear the tips are good, ya I've been told I should work at a certain owl themed resturant. No thanks
My friend got a 300 tip once
I used to be a delivery driver. Made good tips till they started making us report them then putting it toward the stores profits
Biggest issue really would be finding a trans friendly establishment
You live in the US?
Costco, Target, and Walmart but retail
I'll be frank with you
I wouldn't be caught dead working for walmart
Dog
mortal kombat is so close. I need another game to play other then the isle. Its driving me insanse.
Baldurs gate 3
itll be that way for a hot minute it seems like
Oh I'm expecting to die poor
like you almost HAVE to get another person to rent with you or else you just wont afford it alone
im hoping economy gets better
i want housing economy to be better so i can live alone with my dog
knowing murica it wont
I hate using terms like "black pill" unironically
Thats pretty much my feeling
I'm just not confident America will improve enough within my life time
tf is black pill
doomer?
It's incel terminology
Basically I think it's hopeless
ohhhh
Hopeless without tearing down the entire system at the roots
mfw minimum wage hasnt inflated along with the rest of the economy 
or even at all
And it won't 
And people are against raising minimum wage cuz it'll cause inflation as if there isn't already without raising it
you can just never win with money
Something something I hate capitalism
something something i wanna move to canada because it seems better over there >:L
Idk If I wanna run to Europe or not
British bad jokes aside
I wouldn't be against it
i wouldnt be against moving to somewhere in europe either, the UK seems cool, and Germany...
Germany is cool
I feel
I could assimilate into the Brits maybe
Idk I have zero family outside of America
I am American to the very roots. All the way down to the 13 colonies
id rather just move to Canada, its closer 
America 2: it's cold and French


