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care bearing simulator
Yes
no migrations at all
care bearing simulator
*bird bath sim
It's starting 
one sec
Internet famous π
bro

he definitely sounds swedish
upgrade spotify
no
Ok
bad


Shut
ta fΓͺte is much better
Big time rush is good π‘π‘π‘π‘
bad
no
Too Hot to Stop is the best.
yikes
^
Synergy do you like American Pie?
you dont want to see, syn
so it's not appropriate for islecord?
mayhaps
depends on your definition of appropriate.
that's funny
it is
over the whole map
lets do it
rpg

lets first practice
it's an important task
wee get online
actually not too bad
School time 
@severe mason change it to the halloween game mode
Send this to someone who won't shut the fuck up

splat
collapse
It's magic, ya know.
fly
to the head
whats the favourite sport in your state, alpha?
fly
you eat too much, wee
honey everyday
so did you draw more PPs?
water volume: a lot
ok
just stego
on what?
challenge, accepted
we all done?
@near shell ?
^
so it's not biased
what happened to ms paint?
could be mine
we need a winner, syn
yay
I knew I made him too fat
haha, gilbert!
are there any good popular servers anymore?
on evrima?
legacy
you want good servers or popular ones?
both
nycta, teutonic, asure, eu 1, and probly some more
Some of the popular servers left after the Paradyme debacle.
Walking w/ Dinosaurs left too.
π

I sometimes played on Pangea.
it's on pot now
oh really?
Bio Isle tried to come back (ie New Horizons iirc) but it failed miserably.
Yea Bio's owner just fucked up.
yep
Amp demoting and banning admins and mods
looks like it's just us syn
school
i'll be back later
maybe I should give my stego a tail
eh
kinda funny
if it stops
would be funnier if it just said "number 15" and then stopped
better
Im way to lazy to make the plates accurate
just made em round

oh god
what?
I'll do it then
my minds been corrupted enough
already did it
that's terrible
I was gonna game
are you a real gamer?
sis I was born a gamer π
alright alpha so we gaming apex?
it's content
people want to see it

OK
apexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Im extremley thirsty
alpha
get realy
ready
nvm
Going to Brazil
Yes
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
IsLe DiScUsSiOn: Become Horny Bastards when the devs enter in the chat.
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
IsLe DiScUsSiOn: Become Horny Bastards when the devs enter in the chat.
That's when it becomes cringe and they scare off the devs
Oh thank god you guys arent on fortnite, Apex is a great game
Yes
^^^
yes
^
I have to play something else. I don't main games
I hope this legacy stuff is sorted out soon so I can play on servers other than officials
when was this?
few days ago
isle 18+
insane gore
that would be good
damn
got to a younger audience now though
yea
I think they should have it as you can talk as a dinosaur but anyone that's not in your group hears dinosaur noises
we got like 12 year olds in this game
it happens
yea with any game
roblox?
listen I'm bored

The devblog doesn't exist
They're probably trying to get it out as fast as they can
enter the moist void
sure 
i'm wasn't pissing around
he was typing for a few seconds
answer him then, alpha
neither are you
Portugal is cool because they have Ronaldo
I know 
virus
how????
I dont give my controversial opinions on creatures (except pela cause fuck you) cause I'll probly get called stupid
you played too much apex
how????
it doesn't have free ray tracing
so uh, magy bad
punch said this earlier which was pretty cool
punch typing in #server-hosting
π
uhm actually david, it's not "adam" it's adaam
π
then syn lies
yeah I may also have done that, alpha 
david stop hearing the wrong things, we're all saying anole you weirdo

was that a stitch from lilo and stitch immpression?
on the daily
fun to see the vc getting more popular 
good. We need more mutuals
what link 
a virus
NO DAVID YOU'RE THROWING IN THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS MATCH STOP
give me virus
did someone say moist
please no
stego you can unmute me now lmao
oh no
yes
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ouch
at 1 am!
david they're too edgy to be posted here
kerkistan
Kazahkstan
Uzbekistan
Alphakistan
Davidkistan
Pangaea
spoiler; it wasn't a doll
blood doesn't clot that quickly unless high temperatures are applied
That's why there is no blood in Star wars
^
Grapes don't decifer skin colour
My favorite
relatable
beans and bread aren't a bad combo...
alpha quiet I want to hear the story
reminds me of needing to shave
sneakums-dev
@ me when devblog is out
my fat stego is better
totally
he is obese
that's an interesting way to do it
start with the teeth...
show the PPosaurus
youre cringe
I like stego :(
alpha ruins the joke

alpha just take the joke and appreciate it

alright
it's past 2 am
sleep time
thought I'd saty up until devblog
but too late

ye I know
discord being buggy
^
pretty epic
^
the dilo's new skin is a lot better than the one we got now
Herrera climbing tree's is pretty epic
I'm joining vc in a bit. Reading the devblog and roadmap
@sinful thunder
The thing is up
@cloud cove wanna talk about the roadmap and devblog?
brb
My raccoons and their glowing eyes looks like a cartoon
thanos snap
π π½οΈ
π₯΅
it so scared >:O
your to spooky for it 
why it look like this
why mario spgoot look so good tho >.>
pela π€’
haast
Ok
no
ok
ok
Nice name π³π³π³

get
obama
β οΈ
π
π
i dont like olivia
π€€
S I M B A

π

π
No its like a pug, it drains its nose through its eye ducts
Smudge usually cleans them
Same cat
fuzzy
βοΈ
He fat af
And he doesnt meow he chirps
M
cats are cool, but you know whos cooler? π
eshay oveslay ethay atcay otay uchmay uwuyay
pug
no
π
loaf of cat
scar help meeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
He doesnt meow he meews and chirps
π¦
what's a rolo?
That candy
well I know what it is it's candy
Jeez this is wha hapens when istayi up past 1jam.
what in th he
i
How bad can it get
I mean o
jeepers
Jeez this is wha hapens when istayi up past 1jam.
Itβs 6 am here
owejo.
Oh boy
jeeppers myeying is etting worse
tha sick
What about starving conjoined animals
@silver hinge u dead?
everyone dyamyn is dead
i like that you say least realistic when everything is a damn theory or hypothesis when it comes to dinos
Where beipi

And what mechanic replaced beipi
Understandable
Atleast it was replaced with a cool mechanic
Gore systems sounds fun 
Magy gun niche
Neon colors

Dilo and cera skins look mostly the same maybe a little more pale 
Gβday zombie
Pretty good
Tired but mostly awake
Pathetic, I just eat the coffee beans straight out of the packet
Thereβs like 10 vids just like that
I can understand his thinking since I wanted to do the same thing
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Aw the fart squirrels
Iβm surrounded by QA members help
Did amarok throw up on stream?
Beipa wen?
later
later now?
it was removed for the greater good

later now
now
I hope it gets new cool colors
Maybe even pink for detail
And green body
And white underside
Some guys already said racist stuff in here in another language
Bye bye to them
So um with gore would you maybe be able to um... rip off the dewlap on herra? π³
ππ
Magy will be able to use guns 
The deino cannibalism will probably be worse than the Utah cannibalism
^ yes
Everyone is gonna be extremely excited for ptera but after a few hours theyβre gonna get bored
Ptera flies into dryo at full speed killing them both
Except qa people donβt play the game normally they just test it for bugs 
Say it 
I wouldβve done it do it
I am bold
πΏ
I wonder how many bodies a kentro can carry on its spikes at the same time 
Except with trike
Attacking trike head donβt seem like a good idea
The secret in update 2 just has to be buildings
Canβt image anything else
I like that cera kinda has a purple mouth
it looks like a deformed vampire
I hope ovi gets a thing that cassowarys do, when they run through forests they lower their head to use their crest to kinda cut/push away plants
I hate this
I love the roadmap

Fine with me

I was scrolling through at 6 am looking for minmi but I knew it wasnβt going to be in there
Lot's of many planned mechanics in Tapwing's drawings
minmi was replaced with a mechanic 
Yes
Itβs accurate
tru
Minmi mud bath
I hope it becomes the master of deception
Footballs on. Iβll be off now
sports 
sports
ye, they're good.
golf is boring
wow the roadmap looks really nice on pc
Everything is basically finished in update 2
polishing for meat chuncks and bleed, and QA mostly accept the secret thing
BoB colors wen
now please 
that's chaos theory
4 weeks without a hotfix 


sounds horrible, syn
That's really funny, Alpha
He'll just say that it's in 'demo' phase so he can't comment on it
so which update is your favorite
yes

Update 8 because we will have everything thats in the current roadmap by then and maybe some of the ongoing content by then. Plus the new skin system.
actually it's between 4, 5, and 6
4 has fractures, perks, and ui changes w/ pachy. 5 has gore/diets w/ cerato and magy. 6 has nv/day/night cycle and dilo w/ troodon.
Depends on how you look at it
I bless the rains
the last guy blew himself up, we didnt even get to fight him 
yes??????????
yeah I know 
np
alpha change gamemode
it's trios
my ingame chat dont work @near shell
it's still trios
now
what?
RNG is a pain in the ass
wait I think that was a hacker
I did over 300 damage to him
while he should've had 100 hp

no he was using his ult
which means he didnt have shields
that's a good stitch impression ngl
not to brag but I found a lolipop
so yeah
π
Give me the lolipop
No
legendary skin: bright glowing white, can flashbang
Aw c'moonn
I'm here
ok now fight me
give the lollipop to me
to the death
On the count of three we are going to do rock paper scissors
aight
ok
βοΈ
fuck
first to 4
3*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
first to 3
okay
π§»
βοΈ
LETS GO
FUCKK
1 - 1
Good
ππππ
I'm so fucking dumb LMFAO
Wow
we go agane
βοΈ
YES
fuck
2-1
lets go paper is huge
2-2
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING GARBAGE
destroyed
Itβs just a game
^
We had to split the lollipop
















