general

[distant talon]

I SAID IT HERE BEFORE WASNT YOU THERE?😭

[simple oak]

I just drank an entire cup of milk

[valid ermine]

Wait what

[simple oak]

NO IM EATING

[steep talon]

We can go now

[distant talon]

It really depends on if you can control it ok..

[radiant bluff]

Yo I actually gotta do research on this, I never knew and I’ve had asthma my whole life

[cloud vale]

GOODMORNING

[simple oak]

I gotta Google bro

[wheat canyon]

TEAG...

[steep talon]

Morning

[dapper relic]

Wait does anyone here have E-Asthma..😔 I need a friend

[distant talon]

Yes please its one of the things that can trigger it

[radiant bluff]

Tf is E-asthma

[simple oak]

brother why was I never warned of any of this?? By any doctor OR my parents?!

[dapper relic]

Eosinophilic asthma

[sacred rune]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[steep talon]

WAIT THAT'S A THING?😭

[dapper relic]

YES 😔

[steep talon]

I'M SO SORRY😭 😭

[wheat canyon]

them phantom pains

[radiant bluff]

Bro it’s different levels to this shit

[steep talon]

I DIDN'T KNOW, I'M SORRY😭 😭

[valid ermine]

All i know is i do too much and i can't breathe so inhaler LOL

[dapper relic]

YES ITS DIFFERENT LEVELS..I GOT AN UPGRADE

[sacred rune]

i grew out of my asthma

[distant talon]

I haven’t yet sigh

[dapper relic]

It’s no longer Asthma it’s E-Asthma

[radiant bluff]

Yo I just know I got a blue pump and I lowkey be dying without it

[simple oak]

i LOVE the tiktoks of people playing breaking bones and recording themselves screaming into the mic when they hit the ground

[steep talon]

I'm sorry I didn't know

[valid ermine]

I think my asthma aint that bad. When i push myself is really bad tho i start friggin heaving

[dapper relic]

I got a pink one and a orange one

[wheat canyon]

LMAO??

[radiant bluff]

Yeah you on the same level as my mom, she even got a purple one

[sacred rune]

skill issue

[distant talon]

Oh you want me gone

[dapper relic]

E-ASTHMATIC = a severe type of chronic asthma driven by high levels of eosinophils, a type of white blood cell, causing significant airway inflammation.

[valid ermine]

I have phantom pain

[simple oak]

omg I got jyp on my fyp the other day and it made me think of you

[sacred rune]

oh noooo

[dapper relic]

Did you lose a limb?

[steep talon]

I'm sorryyy, I DIDN'T KNOW

[wheat canyon]

HELLO 😭

[valid ermine]

Oh wait my bad

[dapper relic]

NO ITS OKAY PLEASE I LAUGHED

[simple oak]

Wait I think I downloaded it to send to you

[valid ermine]

Not that i know of...

[sacred rune]

😭well

[valid ermine]

Im an alien trust. They just cut off my antenna

[sacred rune]

how would one lose a limb without noticing

[steep talon]

We have regeneration limb brada

[valid ermine]

No we don't

[steep talon]

We do

[valid ermine]

WHYD MINE NEVER GROW BACK THEN

[dapper relic]

😔 Imagine waking up and your leg is gone

[valid ermine]

It was pink too...

[steep talon]

IT TAKES TIME

[sacred rune]

i woke up and my schlong was nowhere to be found

[steep talon]

Your what😭

[radiant bluff]

Reminds me of that one vine

[dapper relic]

Like schlond poofa..?

[sacred rune]

yes this

[untold grove]

hi

[sacred rune]

totally

[dapper relic]

So the back of your car was gone 😭✌️

[steep talon]

HI ALIEN GLROP GLORP

[valid ermine]

My leg cramped the other night, it was the worst night of my life

[serene yew]

AW NAH 🥲

[untold grove]

HAIIIII HRU

[steep talon]

Which part

[sacred rune]

100% lost my schlong poofa

[valid ermine]

Pulikat

[steep talon]

I'm good how about you?

[valid ermine]

Also im really hungover rn

[steep talon]

WHICH PART OF YOUR LEG IS WHAT I MEAN

[dapper relic]

I’m so sorry that happened bro (is that seriously with you lost though 😭)

[sacred rune]

no i lost my schlong

[dapper relic]

What is a schlong

[radiant bluff]

Debating if I want to rewatch Beastars

[valid ermine]

Shin

[sacred rune]

😼

[serene yew]

LIKE FROM BARBIE!?

[simple oak]

I'm keeping my mouth closed

[dapper relic]

I’m crying I can’t figure it out

[valid ermine]

No my calf

[steep talon]

Shinzuwo sasageyo

[steep talon]

NAWH, THAT'S JUST WORSE EVER

[sacred rune]

LMAO

[dapper relic]

Wait so people actually losing limbs here 😞

[valid ermine]

IT WAS TERRIBLE

[dapper relic]

I thought we were joking

[simple oak]

yeah I lost my legs

[fleet pewter]

Schlond Poofa? 😭😭

[sacred rune]

my schlong was there and then it wasn’t 😔

[dapper relic]

It was the only thing I could say

[steep talon]

The pain stays for a long time bruh

[sacred rune]

it does

phantom pain man i miss my schlong

[simple oak]

I shouldn't have gone to get more

[dapper relic]

Guys yall are so embracing 🥹 and nice..I don’t know what I was worried about

[steep talon]

So uhm, how do you pee pee?

[valid ermine]

When i drank yesterday it went numb. My ate said i started cartwheeling 😭

[simple oak]

who wants the rest of my bowl

[radiant bluff]

I lowkey want sherbet ice cream, idk why

[hasty surge]

Me

[sacred rune]

va gaygay

[valid ermine]

I CAN'T CARTWHEEL

[steep talon]

YOU'RE THAT DRUNK?😭 😭

[dapper relic]

My mom says if you start flipping when your drunk it’s not alcohol

[sacred rune]

uhhh what

[dapper relic]

So maybe you should get checked out

[valid ermine]

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER

[steep talon]

It's just them going crazy

[steep talon]

HI SHARKYYYYYY

[valid ermine]

You think i actually went to sleep last night?

[steep talon]

No, you never sleep

[dapper relic]

Yeah 😔 people don’t really be going crazy when their drunk they just be drunk and dumb

[hasty surge]

HI YUKI HOW YEW BEEN

[valid ermine]

YEA I WENT DRINK MORE

[steep talon]

DOIN GOOD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

[dapper relic]

Guys, someone sing Elsa with me

🧍‍♀️🎤

[sacred rune]

what song lmao

[dapper relic]

I think I ruined the vibe

[steep talon]

You crazy

[hasty surge]

DOING GREAT!! JUST PLAYING MY SHARK GAME

[dapper relic]

She got more than one song or something?

[sacred rune]

uh yeah

[dapper relic]

Oh..sing the first one

[steep talon]

LET IT GOOO, LET IT GOOO, CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEE

[dapper relic]

TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DORRRRRRR

[languid canyon]

do you wanna build, uh... do you wanna build, like bob the builder or sumthing elsa

[dapper relic]

I JJST THREW SOMETHINGGGGG

[serene yew]

[dapper relic]

Omg I don’t know what you just said but yes

DO YOU WANJA BUILD A SNOWMAN

[radiant bluff]

We used to be best buddies…but now we’re not. I wish you would tell me whyyyyy

[serene yew]

COME ON LETS GO AND PLAYYY

[valid ermine]

Don't tell my alphas

[dapper relic]

GO AWAY ANNA

[languid canyon]

[radiant bluff]

Okay byeee…

[serene yew]

okay…bye..😞

[strong saffron]

Allo

[steep talon]

I won't, your omega secret is safe with me

[valid ermine]

They might think im not petite and innocent

[radiant bluff]

Yeah now I gotta go watch frozen even tho I hated it at first

[dapper relic]

It’s not with me..😈

[valid ermine]

OI

[steep talon]

QUICK USE YOUR BRAIN POWER

[dapper relic]

I was crying and sweating while dancing to frozen heart song like two weeks ago..I had a really weird week

[dapper relic]

Bring the TRUTH SERUM

[valid ermine]

IM HUNGOVER I DON'T BHAVEBIT

[steep talon]

I can tell the way you talk

[dapper relic]

Oh so you’re cooked cooked

Like we’re the twitter bird cooked

This has no correlation

[steep talon]

What the fuck are you saying

[radiant bluff]

Gang go drink a bunch of water or you’re gonna have the worse migraine of your life

[dapper relic]

I don’t even know, I just like talking

[valid ermine]

I already did no worries

[radiant bluff]

Drink a tad more

[dapper relic]

But guys I was crying because I heard fanf music outside my home like…

[steep talon]

Drink milk

[dapper relic]

I could’ve been ballalored

[radiant bluff]

Bro wdym you heard fnaf music outside your house 🧍

[dapper relic]

Like I heard the toy box music

And it was there for like 5 minutes

[dapper relic]

I think it’s a sign 🪧

Wait where did everyone go I like talking

[radiant bluff]

I’m listening to this podcast debating if I want subway or not

[dapper relic]

Get wingstop

[steep talon]

You should get and save some money

[dapper relic]

Red Bull gives you wings 🪽

[radiant bluff]

Too greasy, my acid reflux is already acting up

[dapper relic]

(Don’t drink that guys)

[steep talon]

Nawh, it makes me even more eeppy

[dapper relic]

Are we like anamtomy specialists

[radiant bluff]

Ngl monster makes me so tired, I be drinking monster at 8am and taking a nap at 12pm

[steep talon]

We same, mate

[dapper relic]

Energy drinks makes me throw up and coffee makes me sleepy 😞

[steep talon]

Every energy drink makes me eeppy, even coffee

[dapper relic]

I thought I was so weird because coffee is not keeping me up

[radiant bluff]

Coffee makes me shake but energy drinks make me tired

[steep talon]

We weirdos huh

[dapper relic]

But no “we’re all in this together” (read that as a song)

[wheat canyon]

I don’t like coffee

[dapper relic]

Me tooo

[steep talon]

Same

[drowsy heron]

I only like iced coffee

[radiant bluff]

Yall i messed up and ordered a hazelnut coffee forgetting i was allergic to nuts. I was in my law class itching because i forgot

[dapper relic]

Iced coffee taste like..depression

[dapper relic]

So sorry btw

[drowsy heron]

Ykw facts 😂

[steep talon]

HIIII CUHPIPIE

[valid ermine]

Im drinking c2

[drowsy heron]

I just can't handle hot stuff haha

[steep talon]

I bet your pee is c2

[dapper relic]

Was it like being really itchy to the point where your sweating but it’s like itchy sweating

[valid ermine]

SORRY FOR LIKING A DRINK???

[steep talon]

Dw, I'll do the same

[radiant bluff]

I was itchy and like turning red, I wasn’t sweating like crazy tho

[dapper relic]

I’m allergic to amoxicillin and anything cillin so I would understand

[dapper relic]

Oh tuff

[steep talon]

Are you allergic to amoxicillin?

[dapper relic]

Yes

[valid ermine]

We're gonna go home tommorow... Sigh

[radiant bluff]

Mind you I recently developed a nut allergy, I grew up eating peanut butter and stuff. Didn’t gain a full allergy until October of last year

[steep talon]

Sighs

[autumn marlin]

HIYYAYA

[valid ermine]

ey atleast i can Hardlaunch my bf when i get home

[steep talon]

YEAH SHOW THAT GURL WHO YOUR BF BELONG TO

[valid ermine]

PERIOD SISTA

[dapper relic]

I learned after 2 years of taking amoxicillin for my sentive skin (it made me break out and my lungs close up and I have to take oatmeal baths)

Guys

[valid ermine]

Guys

[dapper relic]

I know I’m oversharing and I just met yall so I deeply apologize 🧍‍♀️

[steep talon]

It's fine

[dapper relic]

But I just love talking to people like 🥹

[valid ermine]

Its just really dead so ppl might not reply immediately

[strong saffron]

IM FREE

[dapper relic]

I was trying to find the soda pop hand emoji

[drowsy heron]

My cousin has to do the same thing, if not she get hives

[valid ermine]

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT OTHER NEW PEOPLE DO JESUS CHRIST

[steep talon]

Not for us

[dapper relic]

WAIT

[strong saffron]

I just got done doing hard labor

Now i can watch kenji and relax

[drowsy heron]

He is off

[strong saffron]

... ur joking...

[steep talon]

Now let's go to the gym, YOU GONNA DO 100 REPS PER SETS

[dapper relic]

Like you were working a 9 to 5?

[drowsy heron]

He isn't in a good mood today

[strong saffron]

[wheat canyon]

I told my dad about itatakimasu and he said “eat a taco moth” 😭

[distant talon]

Omfg..

[strong saffron]

Sighz its okay i understand that, i hope h3 feels better soon

[dapper relic]

Guys I just learned the difference between a hard cover of a book and soft cover of a book 7 months ago 😔

[pearl zealot]

i hope he feels better

[modern solstice]

he wasn't in a good mood

[dapper relic]

“Eat a tak moss”

[modern solstice]

RIGHT !!!

[drowsy heron]

Same 😢

[dapper relic]

I’m lowkey worried he’s been posting back to back he’s probably burning out

[ocean thorn]

Hopefully Kenji feels better. I'm glad I made him chuckle with my Adam Sandler joke tho.

[dapper relic]

Oh you’re the goat

[ocean thorn]

Yes I am

[modern solstice]

w joke btw

[drowsy heron]

The goat ❤️

[valid ermine]

am i the only one thats scared to buy the new iphones? Im still stuck on my xr and its working good 😭 but it might deteriorate soon cause its been in the repair shop for a while

[ocean thorn]

Tyty

[dapper relic]

The new iPhones are so ugly 😔

[strong saffron]

Well, if im needed ping but at the moment im gonna lurk and eat !

-# i see everything

[valid ermine]

I might get a 14 lmao 😭 or whichever one has pink

[ashen ether]

my 13 is acting up and its kinda the newest iPhone

[dapper relic]

I want one of them good cute phones..like no Apple 🍎 I don’t wanna look like I’m holding the new modern space ship inter gelatin two in white

[valid ermine]

Twink we're on the 17

[hasty surge]

Bye bye Xiyo

[drowsy heron]

.-. I have the iPhone 17 I thought it was cute.-.

[humble spade]

My friends 13 is acting up too idk what’s going on

[modern solstice]

going on iphone 18 soon

[steep talon]

I'm gonna go read, mention me if y'all gonna say something stupid

[strong saffron]

Omgosh hiii sharkyyy

[valid ermine]

LEE KNOW

[dapper relic]

I just bought a new phone too it’s acting up

[humble spade]

HAN

[wheat canyon]

I have the 15

[valid ermine]

tweaks out

[ocean thorn]

My recording sound ain't working can someone record it for me and dm me the clip?

[hasty surge]

Hi hi Xiyo I hope you're doing good

[distant talon]

Samee

[humble spade]

[drowsy heron]

Time to Lurk ✨ have a awesome night/day guys!!

[strong saffron]

Just a bit tired, gonna eat than lurk than sleep probablyy!!, but i hope your good as welllll

[wheat canyon]

byeee viper

[dapper relic]

Guys if I make a bath out of candy technically when I take the bath wouldn’t that be the equivalent to sweet bath

[valid ermine]

Genuinely what do people do hungover?

[hasty surge]

Eat and sleep well

[dapper relic]

Cry

[sturdy terrace]

Sleep

[valid ermine]

Sticky bath

[humble spade]

Sleep probably

[hasty surge]

Drink water, eat, and sleep I dunno

[modern solstice]

drink lost a of water and sleep

[light wren]

Its 11:10 and istg someone outside mowing the lawn what do I do

[dapper relic]

But it’s proper equipmend

[sturdy terrace]

I dont get hungover often but when I do I either go back to work or sleep all day

[strong saffron]

Thankkk youuu, have u eaten anything and had h²0

[valid ermine]

Filipino?....

[strong saffron]

Throw a rock at them

[sturdy terrace]

The last time i was hungover it was halloween

[restive ibex]

How the hell u make the 2 small

[modern solstice]

fight them

[dapper relic]

Eat their grass

[valid ermine]

²

[light wren]

Man I’ll quit a job because im hungover

[hasty surge]

I havee!! I'm gonna sleep soon as well

[strong saffron]

secret

[sturdy terrace]

Ngl this be me its too hot to be mowing during the day sometimes

[light wren]

I agree with this answer cause who do they think they are

[sturdy terrace]

My hangovers are never that bad

[strong saffron]

Thats goooddd!!, i hope you havean amazing sleepies when you sleeppp

[restive ibex]

Bro Dante is so fineee in this anime

[valid ermine]

Everyone telling me to sleep but i physically cannot

[sturdy terrace]

I just get headaches and Im thirsty which is my default setting atp

[dapper relic]

They think they’re the land mower 3000 lenendary era

[valid ermine]

Theres like 5 family members awake with me making lunch and everyone else is dead asleep 😭

[light wren]

Okay but the middle of the night?? 😭 and ik its not my old lady neighbor she can barely walk so who the fuck is outside my room cutting the grass ominously

[modern solstice]

exactly!! they can do ts in the morning

[strong saffron]

Count a buncha yukis till u sleepies

[humble spade]

Have a dance party tire yourself out idk

[dapper relic]

Wait I love dance parties

[valid ermine]

If i could i would. I cannot move

[light wren]

Ill also quit a job over a slight cough so im not gonna play like i care about being employed

[modern solstice]

yall the only dance parties i know is just dance with friends

[humble spade]

Me too

[dapper relic]

I did the Micheal Jackson just dance by myself because no one wants to be a “smooth criminal”

This is so corny..🤦🏽‍♀️

[distant talon]

W im mad they took off the other just dance games

[dapper relic]

I’m so sorry yall

[eager hearth]

HI GUYSSSSS

[humble spade]

I be dancing in my room a lot it’s fun

[strong saffron]

Ello

[dapper relic]

HIIUIUUIIIIIUUUIIIII

[modern solstice]

WHAT WHY???

[eager hearth]

I csnt be done shi...my mom woild walk in

[light wren]

My family used to fight about the Micheal jackson experience

[eager hearth]

HIAI HOW R YAA

[distant talon]

Omfg i got a high score at every song same with black eye peas

[dapper relic]

I hit my mother with the remote do it 😼

[humble spade]

I mean I’ve danced in front of her before she don’t pay attention 😭

[valid ermine]

Me trying to dance to skz dances

[distant talon]

Idk why😭but if you brought it before they took it down you keep it

[humble spade]

I love just dance

[eager hearth]

Oh wow😭😭😭😭

[valid ermine]

ANYTIME I TRY TO WORKOUT MY MOM WALKS IN

[eager hearth]

REALLLLLLL

[light wren]

My mom said she’d beat my ass like a bitch off the street about a tshirt I wont even try that shit

[distant talon]

And the new just dance doesn’t hit like before

[dapper relic]

Be nonchalant and do a back bend flipper crossover

[modern solstice]

smh just dance was literally my childhood

[humble spade]

Only one I know is chk chk boom 😭

[dapper relic]

I was really young so I got a pass (I stood in the corner)

[modern solstice]

RIGHT !!!

[valid ermine]

Hollow is the easiest for me

[light wren]

Just dance was lowkey the best game on the wii

[distant talon]

No literally my mom told me i was younger than 3 when i was dancing to it

[modern solstice]

YES id literally go to my friens house just to play just dance on her wii

[dapper relic]

I learned all my mom’s traditional dances and my brother learned all of Micheal Jackson ones tho 😞

[humble spade]

I was planning on getting the adapter for my tv for my switch to play bc I don’t use my ps4 anymore 😭

[distant talon]

Now we back to playing just dance on YouTube only tome i can play is when i get with my aunt

[modern solstice]

YES i swear everyone grew on ts just dance was so peak the new one isn't the same

[dapper relic]

HELP I JUST REALIZED YOUR TAG

[strong saffron]

Chicken strips and fries are my new favorite 10 pm meal

[distant talon]

Its me

[valid ermine]

After this trip im gonna be home for like a good 2 days then go on ANOTHER TRIP

[restive ibex]

Play the just dance song “Shakey Shakey Shakey”

[light wren]

I used to cuss people out about the first remote

[dapper relic]

Overly good 🥹

[modern solstice]

LMFAO omg me and my friends played just dance in the middle of the hall

[strong saffron]

Exactly

[distant talon]

Literally

[distant talon]

I played it already 😭

[dapper relic]

Had a whole debate with my grandpa about how he rigged the game

[modern solstice]

IM CRINE

[full fog]

Wait does anyone know why he got upset and ended stream

[distant talon]

I know no one irl that plays just dance 😭

[light wren]

Have you ever played just dance in gym because your teacher was to lazy to teach?

[dapper relic]

Yes

[modern solstice]

OMG I LOVED THAT ONE ME AND MY AUNT DID IT TG IT WAS SO FUN

[strong saffron]

My version of this is them giving us yoga

[light wren]

My grandpa was to lazy for shit like that he would just sit there on the couch and do the hand movements

[humble spade]

Just not in the mood

[strong saffron]

I dont beleive so i think he was jsut having an off day!

[dapper relic]

We had so many arguments…he still rigged the game to this day..we played bowling on the WII like a few years ago

[distant talon]

Hes just not in the mood

[light wren]

Yoga is fun sometimes i hate when we gotta get serious about it though

[modern solstice]

ill play with u irl dw like we did timber in the school halls and it was peak then we did power by JB in the bathrooms it was fun

[valid ermine]

Im gonna call you knowknow

[strong saffron]

I despise yoga.

[humble spade]

Bro I used to do the same when people were in the same room as me when I did it

[dapper relic]

I hate Yoga in gyum..I fell on hard cold floor

[full fog]

Oh ok thank you guys!

[light wren]

One time my cousin beat me in smth on wii sports and I closed her in the basement

[strong saffron]

Ofccc!!!

[modern solstice]

oh my god that remind me i had to do youga in my grade 11 fitness class i hated it !!

[sturdy terrace]

Idk man you never know what's going on in someone's house

[humble spade]

Knowknow 😭

[distant talon]

Omfg

[valid ermine]

LINO THEN

[strong saffron]

... are u, are u unc

[restive ibex]

Guys I forgot a game name

[dapper relic]

😭 I could never push anyone or anything so I would have to sit there mad

[strong saffron]

U said that like it was a core memory

[modern solstice]

yea

[light wren]

True plus they finished fast so maybe it was some weird sounding car or smth

[dapper relic]

Game name is lady glitter sparks

[humble spade]

Idc what you call me

[restive ibex]

It was like you play as a lady and she fights with pew pews with Dante

[valid ermine]

Are u not still in the 11th

[dapper relic]

You’re old?

[strong saffron]

Thats what im saying

[light wren]

Nah i just ran upstairs and leaned against the door she was strong asf though so she got out

[sturdy terrace]

When I figure out how to curve braids and do feed ins its over for these hos

[modern solstice]

no !! im in 12th i have a late birthday so

[modern solstice]

yes soon

[ashen ether]

Apple wants us to upgrade

[light wren]

I only did it on the songs I didnt like

[dapper relic]

I stole food though I stole food 😼

[sturdy terrace]

Mightve been a motorcycle or sumn

[dapper relic]

You’re finna ancient..😔

[humble spade]

That too

[wheat canyon]

I love motorcycles

[distant talon]

Yall got some shitty iPhones

[light wren]

Damn now Im mad I aint peak outside that could’ve been my future 💔

[humble spade]

Bro that’s so annoying

[strong saffron]

Iphones are butt, y pay for storage?

[dapper relic]

Nope

[sturdy terrace]

Never trust a mf with a motorcycle

[modern solstice]

i know i can feel the back pains and retirement home hitting me

[humble spade]

They are so cool

[valid ermine]

Ive been tryna convince my bf to use discord more. I may or may not have forced him to make an account just so i can match with someone

[distant talon]

Tuh i never had to pay for storage

[dapper relic]

I just had to delete storage yesterday because TikTok told me I had too

[light wren]

Im trusting someone without a license right now atleast people with motorcycles got a vehicle

[humble spade]

Aww

[dapper relic]

Omg we can match I love matching with people 🧍‍♀️

[wheat canyon]

I saw like 5 bikers today

[sturdy terrace]

Ou couldnt be me

[strong saffron]

Kuna what iphone yew have, i wanna not pay for storage too

[valid ermine]

YES HELLO????

[distant talon]

I mean i got proof plus i hate having to much storage

[dapper relic]

I’ll put you in the rich ones don’t worry

[modern solstice]

some of my friends drive with just their g1 am i safe???

[humble spade]

I’d get a motorcycle but I’d be to scared

[strong saffron]

WHAT

[light wren]

Oh nah im sick about it im about to leave him alone too evil ass man he’s literally jodi from babyboy

[distant talon]

All you gotta do is not have a lot of stuff on it

[valid ermine]

I only have minho and Jisung matching pfps tho huhu

[modern solstice]

thank you i need it

[strong saffron]

Oh, that's uhm, a little difficult for me

[light wren]

He doesnt even have a bicycle youre good.

[dapper relic]

It’s okay I love StrayKidsss

[strong saffron]

But BUT at the same time its ez

[valid ermine]

Should i dm you a piccy

[sturdy terrace]

Pinterest wants me to change to a doja pfp

[strong saffron]

I just need my genshin, discord, insta, and tiktok and im good

[wheat canyon]

I’ll get one one day

[modern solstice]

okay perf and stay safe !

[humble spade]

Id match with my bsf but she dont use discord anymoree

[sturdy terrace]

Oh lord

[distant talon]

I still got 80 GB left on here

[sturdy terrace]

Worse type of man is a mommas boy

[distant talon]

Lord..

[sturdy terrace]

And not the "I love my mom" mommas boys either that's fine

[dapper relic]

Wait guys can I lore drop

[valid ermine]

REAL SHIT BRUH

[modern solstice]

my storage is a problem cuz honkai star rail, honkai impact 3rd, zzz, wuwa ans genshin take up the most '

[valid ermine]

I dm you

[light wren]

He aint got no car, ask me for food money, ask me and other girls for rides, Im pretty sure he using me to make another girl jealous, and he’s a aunties boy cause he aint got a momma he irks my soul

[strong saffron]

Dm me ur genshin id, i need ppl to plag with, plez i beg plez

[distant talon]

Yeah see.. i dont have games on my phone only apps

[valid ermine]

Usually if its not too much of a sensitive topic

[strong saffron]

[sturdy terrace]

Get rid of that shit asap no rocky ferg or stayc

[humble spade]

Eeyuck

[distant talon]

All that can stay on my ps and pc

[modern solstice]

oh perf ive been needing genshin friends anyways

[dapper relic]

😔 my parental figure is a mother’s boy but it’s okay he’d getting better

[strong saffron]

Mmmm tru tru, WAIT I HAVE A QUESTION

[light wren]

Imma just block him next time he call and hope he gets the point

[ashen ether]

stop it’s not my fault

[strong saffron]

YAYYYYYYY

[modern solstice]

ps network twin???

[jovial sinew]

wuwa, genshin and hsr are killing my storage sm

[distant talon]

PlayStation 😭

[sturdy terrace]

No answer the call but stay silent the entire time so he hear how stupid he is

[distant talon]

[valid ermine]

Im alpha now

[strong saffron]

whats worth getting in 3 months, ps, or pc?

[modern solstice]

no real each new update i feel my storage shrinking by a lot

[distant talon]

Idk how to answer that..i prefer both

[dapper relic]

Guys look how goated I am now

[valid ermine]

Im so alpha

[humble spade]

Oh w advice

[strong saffron]

.... but but i need help choosing which one to buy first

[light wren]

You’re right imma do that instead then get the other girl to talk to me so we can clown him cause she dont want him either from what ive heard

[sturdy terrace]

Petty is my middle name

[humble spade]

Yall look beautiful now

[modern solstice]

both

[sturdy terrace]

3 way call

[distant talon]

Pc ig

[strong saffron]

I dont have money for both, only 1 than the other for xmas

[dapper relic]

Thank you 🥹🌷

[valid ermine]

Im always beautiful

[ashen ether]

ps

[dapper relic]

I READ YOUR BIO YOUR A APHRODITE DEVOTEEEE TOOOOO

[humble spade]

Period keep that mindset

[modern solstice]

i see then id start off with pc

[jovial sinew]

i always get worried every time it says it needs to update cause i don't know if i'll have enough space

[distant talon]

When you think about it you gotta get the ps AND ps plus if you wanna play online so pc

[strong saffron]

Okok so that's a solid 2k , whcih is a solid 4 month saving

[valid ermine]

Okay bye bye now everyone im gonna help my moma cook

[sturdy terrace]

I look up cardi b pics on Pinterest and fucken nicki minaj pops up

[light wren]

Matter of fact imma just go through that phone nd make a big group chat of all the girls in his phone then we gone see how hes gonna get from a to b

[humble spade]

eeeyuck

[strong saffron]

No paycheck spending, for 4 months, orrr, well rlly 2 months but yk we can go w 4

[light wren]

Im so mad she on that rock she should’ve just kept her legacy

[dapper relic]

Taking the orange inhaler now guys, it tastes like blueberry

[sturdy terrace]

Id tell you plant bamboo in his yard but he probably doesnt live on his own

[jovial sinew]

bye bye audzy

[humble spade]

Genuine question what does this mean

[strong saffron]

SHOW FOODIES AFTER

[sturdy terrace]

Yes yes

[modern solstice]

NO REAL and stupid apple UI and data take a lot of storage every damn update so its like i gotta make sure i delete stuff from ahead of time

[distant talon]

Blueberry??? 😭 i HATEE the orange one

[light wren]

Nah he live with his uncle but i dont like his uncle either so i might consider mash potatoes in the grass

[sturdy terrace]

I lost my voice bc i was beating a dead horse for 5 hours straight

[dapper relic]

Like you worship her and practice devotion to her like praying and stuff

[steep talon]

I already finished 10 chapters and I don't even know the plot😭

[humble spade]

Ohh I see I see

[dapper relic]

I only got it because my old school nurse gave it to me

[strong saffron]

Okay, nice talking with everyone but im going to go into hibernation now

[light wren]

Gn

[modern solstice]

RIGHT !! her being a t***p fan or wtv was not on my 2026 bingo card

[sturdy terrace]

No way shein used megan's pic to sell a wig

[light wren]

Whoever bought that shit was a dumbass i blame them

[dapper relic]

Bye byeeee

[humble spade]

That’s crazy..

[distant talon]

I would’ve fought my nurse

[sturdy terrace]

Megan gotta sue for that

[dapper relic]

Gotta get the coins somehow I guess😥

[dapper relic]

It was my first time using the orange one so I didn’t really know or care I just needed to breathe

[modern solstice]

omg speaking of celebs i found out the chris brown has a whole as documentary abt him why am i now just findinf out

[dapper relic]

He does

[distant talon]

You’re so late

[humble spade]

Did you not know what that man did 😭

[light wren]

Speaking of Megan she been so fine without shrimp around her

[distant talon]

years late LMAO

[sturdy terrace]

That reminds me of how amazon used glorilla, cardi, queen leora pretty p and some other baddie on their wig pics knowing damn well they dont buy amazon wigs

[restive ibex]

So you’re hot and your cold

[dapper relic]

Your yes and your no

[stable siren]

Hai

[sturdy terrace]

Maybe summer and dolly wear amazon wigs but cardi would never

[restive ibex]

You’re in and you’re out

[humble spade]

I saw someone say he looked like this emoji 🗿

[modern solstice]

no i know what he did i jsut didnt now he had a documentary idk i dont follow chris brown like dat

[sturdy terrace]

Absolutely but shed look finer with me around her

[dapper relic]

Your up and your down 😔

[modern solstice]

yea just 2 years late

[sturdy terrace]

Yall are using the wrong youre

[dapper relic]

We are…🧍‍♀️

[sturdy terrace]

Censor that fuck ass name when im around

[stable siren]

[modern solstice]

oh. sorry

[wheat canyon]

I just got flash banged holy crap 😭

[dapper relic]

Wait

[stable siren]

Sorry 😭

[dapper relic]

I remember that one gif where it actually flash bangs I used it on my friend

[light wren]

Cardi barely need a wig

[dapper relic]

Just thought you guys should know

[sturdy terrace]

She really dont but i understand why she wears one

[wheat canyon]

I want to learn a song in Korean should I do it

[distant talon]

Yes

[wheat canyon]

I have one in mind..

[dapper relic]

I don’t think she wears wigs like that anymore after one of those kids dying wish

[sturdy terrace]

I only wear them so i dont dye my hair so I assume she wears hers so her hair doesn't get damaged often

[light wren]

Its like Beyonce’s wigs it keeps the hair looking good

[humble spade]

I’d wear wigs 24/7 if I had the money and knew how to wear them

[dapper relic]

Oh 100% 😔

[light wren]

Tuh im dying my hair with splat tonight life’s getting to short for me

[stable siren]

Guys I love tyler the creator hehe

[dapper relic]

If I had a wig…oh all the outfits would be fire together 😼

[humble spade]

Changing hair colors constantly

[dapper relic]

I want pale pink hair

[modern solstice]

tyler the creator is fire

[dapper relic]

It’s so amazing to me

[humble spade]

I wanna dye my hair so bad im just worried it’d ruin my curl pattern

[dapper relic]

Indeed he is

[stable siren]

Yes yes!! I love all his albums

[humble spade]

SAMEEE

[marble haven]

HII

[dapper relic]

Hiiiiii

[wheat canyon]

Villain or Changgwi

[marble haven]

HIIII

[strong saffron]

As a girl w dyed curly hair, it wouldnt

[humble spade]

JAKE PFP

[modern solstice]

i wanted to see him live so bad but i couldn't go

[marble haven]

YEAHHHH

[dapper relic]

Thought that said vanilla I’m so hungry

[strong saffron]

Dying ur natural hair is more about maintaining it so it doesn't damage ur hair

[light wren]

Tuneful hair sucks

[humble spade]

Ooo

[modern solstice]

anyways im gonna hit the snooze gn chat

[strong saffron]

In other words you genuinely have to care for your hair

[dapper relic]

Byeeee 👋

[light wren]

Gn

[sturdy terrace]

So does unice

[strong saffron]

Mhm mhm mhm

[light wren]

Idk why the TikTok shop girls kust love lying like the one with the fake baby voice

[stable siren]

OMMGG SAME when he releases music in the future (if he does) I'm gonna save up so I can go

[dapper relic]

I wanna star calling people senior citizens..

[humble spade]

I see I see I’m just worried id go to the wrong person and they’d absolutely fry my hair

[dapper relic]

But in a good funny way

[wheat canyon]

I want to go to a Taemin concert so bad

[autumn marlin]

[dapper relic]

Fire songs (I only know like 2)

[humble spade]

Didn’t he go to Coachella or smth

[restive ibex]

My momma making me use dish detergent to watch dishes💔

[strong saffron]

Ohhh, see this is why you ask any of ur friends stylist to help, or you fo deep dives on people who do hair and make sure theyre right for you

[wheat canyon]

I think he did

[fast pike]

HIIII EVERYONE

[dapper relic]

Hiiiiii

[humble spade]

Lucky mfs

[hasty trail]

Hug

[wheat canyon]

but like Coachella doesn’t deserve allat

[dapper relic]

He was before pinkpathress I think

[humble spade]

Ohh I see ty

[sturdy terrace]

I dont trust anything off TikTok

[strong saffron]

Ofc ofc, Me personally my stylist from when i was a baby did my dye, and its not technically the dye that ruins ur hair, it's the bleach

[humble spade]

They really don’t 💔

[light wren]

I just didn’t feel like finding shit on my own

[dapper relic]

I hate fake baby voices like 😔 just speak your true colors queen

[restive ibex]

Chat what hair colors go good with black hair🤔

[strong saffron]

Any color

[dapper relic]

Purple

[humble spade]

Yeaa that’s what I’m worried abt the bleach lol I wish I was blonde so I could just dye it lol

[humble spade]

Lowkey any

[dapper relic]

A wine red..that sounds nice and tasty

[light wren]

She irritates my soul. Its like 5 octaves above her tone cause sometimes she slip up in her real voice BUT IT AINT EVEN A CUTE VOICE

[dapper relic]

I gotta give her a talent card because how do you go 5 voices higher

[wheat canyon]

I’d see either him, MCR, or omg Dimash
Seeing Dimash in concert would literally change my life

[dapper relic]

Does anyone listen to babymetal 🧍‍♀️🌷

[humble spade]

My friend loves mcr I like some of their songs

[light wren]

Dont give her anything

[wheat canyon]

Na Na Na is my favorite

[dapper relic]

Oh 😭 my bad

[humble spade]

Mee I don’t listen to them that much but they are on my playlist I only know a couple songs tho any recs?

[wheat canyon]

I have a couple of their songs saved but I don’t listen to them often

[light wren]

I got what she need and its my fist in to slices of wheat bread

[strong saffron]

Ohhhh okok

[dapper relic]

I only like a few of their new songs and I only write their mainstream old songs

[dapper relic]

Oh tuff, I’ll record

[strong saffron]

GIMMIEEE CHOCOLATEEEEEEE

[dapper relic]

ATATATATATTATATA ZUKKIN

[wheat canyon]

Tvxq is so peak guys 🥹

[strong saffron]

ATATATATATTATATA ZUKKINNN, ZUKKIN ZUKKIN

[marble haven]

Hi I’m back

[dapper relic]

MADAMADAMADAMDAMA NEVER NEVER NEVERRRR

[strong saffron]

[humble spade]

My friend tries to get me into them lol

[dapper relic]

Yall ever had the bubblegum medicine

[wheat canyon]

wbwb

[dapper relic]

😔 so peak..I only got to try it momentarily and then it was taken away from me because of my allergies 🤧

[wheat canyon]

[marble haven]

I haven’t been on discord for weeks I’ve been so busy with work

[humble spade]

There’s a lot of bubblegum medicines I had one was a antibiotic and it tasted horrible 💔

[strong saffron]

-# lurking, brb

[distant talon]

Villain

[humble spade]

Jaywon? like Jay and Jungwon

[ashen ether]

nah but I’ve had cherry medicine and it tasted like ass

[dapper relic]

I once took steroids medicine daily for my asthma I had a bubblegum flavor..it was so nasty

[dapper relic]

Cherry is the worsttttt after grape

[wheat canyon]

YEAH I’ve known that one longer so it’ll be easier

[ashen ether]

Yeah, I threw it up

[humble spade]

Ykw what’s even worse, grape medicine

[dapper relic]

Oh 😔

[ashen ether]

It was cherry robustin

[dapper relic]

I have trauma

Recognized the name already

[humble spade]

Robitussin?

[dapper relic]

That nasty ass berry flavor too..😔

[wild lily]

Okay Eurovision was fucking awesome

[dapper relic]

Worst nightmare

[humble spade]

Bro robitussin is horrible I refuse it even smells horrible

[wheat canyon]

why is music always a banger in a different language

[dapper relic]

I just listen to any music atp and the words be so peak but I don’t understand what their saying

Like it just sounds to magical to my ears

[humble spade]

Id take DayQuil before I take robitussin..

[wheat canyon]

Rammstein..

[dapper relic]

Who now 😼 let me take a listen to their msucia

[wheat canyon]

You don’t know Rammstein..?

[dapper relic]

The covers scared me 😔

[humble spade]

That name seems familiar idk why

[wheat canyon]

They’re a German metal band

[dapper relic]

Du hast cover scared me 😔

[sturdy terrace]

I finally figured out a profile layout i like

[dapper relic]

Omg…you look so magical whimsy core

[sturdy terrace]

Thank yew

[wheat canyon]

just don’t look at the lyric translations

[dapper relic]

Something tells me it’s not a safe song 😔

[sturdy terrace]

I wanted pink but not hot pink and cardi b didnt have anything light enough for me

[wheat canyon]

Which one

[dapper relic]

I’m so sorry I gotta listen to this in the morning it’s scary

[sturdy terrace]

This album is so ass I don't even wanna play the songs I did like

[dapper relic]

Du Hast

Oh wait, it’s getting peak

Hold on..get it

WAIT I KNOW RHIS SONG

I KNOW ITTTTTTTTTTYTTT FROM TIK TOK

[wheat canyon]

DU DU HAST DU HAST MICH /lyr

[sturdy terrace]

[dapper relic]

WAIT

YOUR SO GOATED

[ashen ether]

do you ever when you say you don’t want a certain killer in dbd and then you get the killer

[wheat canyon]

[dapper relic]

That’s when you gotta act like you don’t want the person you want and then you get them

It’s all about reserving the physiology so you can make your own physiology

😼

[wheat canyon]

this one is prob my fav song from them

[dapper relic]

Lowkey was good

Would listen to again

[ashen ether]

okay so never get dbd

[wheat canyon]

I have a whole playlist

[sturdy terrace]

W pfp

[dapper relic]

Wait I actually don’t know what that is help I just wanted to help

[strong saffron]

Dead by daylight

[dapper relic]

Oh 🧍‍♀️

That killing game? Where people got like hooks in their back bro

[wheat canyon]

yes

[ashen ether]

thank you

[dapper relic]

😔 never watched a gameplay like that ever again after I seen the hook treatment…I threw up

[strong saffron]

Goodnight guys, my bf said if i didnt gts rn he isnt helping me with hw tomorrow

[untold grove]

im good tewww

[dapper relic]

Good night 👋👋👋

[wheat canyon]

goose nightt

[light wren]

Omfg Micheal Jackson needs to go ahead and come back

[dapper relic]

Don’t the bedbugs bite 😼

[ashen ether]

RIGHT

[sturdy terrace]

Hii alien

[untold grove]

haiii

[ashen ether]

AND IM DYING BY MICHEAL MYERS

[dapper relic]

Cry run

[sturdy terrace]

You should break up with him hes being controlling and blackmailing you /j

[light wren]

bro one time someone dropped bed bugs off to my job and since i was the receptionist I had to deal with them

[wheat canyon]

[sturdy terrace]

I wouldve quit

[dapper relic]

🧍‍♀️I would put in my two weeks

[light wren]

HE GOTTA STOP PLAYING LIKE TUPAC AND BIGGIE HE GOTTA COME HOME FROM CANCUN AND GO ON TOURRRR

[sturdy terrace]

Fuck a two week yall got two minutes

[dapper relic]

😭

[light wren]

Mind you she had me reopen the bag to look and see if there were more bed bugs

[ashen ether]

RIGHTTT LIKE I WANNA JUMP ON HIM WHILE HE SINHS HUMAN NATURE

[sturdy terrace]

You couldve let the bag closed and suffocated them

[dapper relic]

She would have to see herself to a mental institution after

[light wren]

Tuh I got a gift bag and a final check and that still wasnt enough

[light wren]

It was so they could get a exterminator, technically they legally had to since at first the bed bugs were trying to jump me at my desk

[sturdy terrace]

Bed bugs is nothing to play with they will make you throw everything you got in your house out

[strong saffron]

He said if we breakup ever hes telling my mama that i bite him like an animal, and thats he's gonna kidnap me n put me in his basement with lpts of stuffed animals

[dapper relic]

XIYO YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEP YOU SAID YOU WOUOD GO TI BED TWO TIMES NOW😡

[dapper relic]

Oh hell no 😨

[sturdy terrace]

I wouldve burnt the clothes I worked in that day

[light wren]

I ripped my sew in out because it itched after that

[strong saffron]

SORRY

[sturdy terrace]

Ou

[civic summit]

Woah can’t believe ur not asleep

[sturdy terrace]

Good I wouldve done that too

[light wren]

I threw them away at work and changed before getting in the car

[light wren]

200 dollars worth of bundles gone for the best reason

[sturdy terrace]

Once theyre in your house theyre hard to get rid of unless you get rid of literally everything and move somewhere else with nothing

[strong saffron]

O no its okay, he makes good food (he was just joking btw)

[dapper relic]

My mom works in the mental health department and she literally takes off her shoes and socks before entering the house and leaves them outside

She means business 👩‍💼

[light wren]

I shouldve checked myself into one because a lady was complaining to me about them like I wasnt the one who was going through 10 stages of grief

[strong saffron]

OK SORRY I DONT LIKE LEAVING PPL ON DELIVERED, IM GTS NOW

[dapper relic]

Oh okay

[light wren]

GN

[dapper relic]

😭 just bored and lonely

[valid ermine]

Im eating curry for lunch

[light wren]

Its like roaches but worse

[dapper relic]

You know ball…I love curry chicken

[valid ermine]

Real shit jagi

[civic summit]

The thought and hassle of bed bugs freaks me out

[valid ermine]

You have bed bugs in ur nest alpha?

[light wren]

Id rather deal with roaches then bed bugs atleast roaches have enough decorum to be easily visible so you can be like “OH FUCK!” And get them away bed bugs will hide

[sturdy terrace]

Id argue roaches are worse bc if you have just one in your house you have a huge problem

[valid ermine]

Okay ill stop

[dapper relic]

I hate bugs..like I jump 3 stages higher if I see a bug..pretty impressive if I do say so myself 😼

[sturdy terrace]

But its worse when you have both roaches and bed bugs

[light wren]

I feel so bad for hoarders and old people who cant clean anymore

[civic summit]

No I don’t and never had bed bugs

[light wren]

I cant even fuck with flies fr they disgust me naturally

[sturdy terrace]

When I was a kid our house got infested bc some of my nasty ass family members came over now I dont trust secondhand clothes or furniture

[valid ermine]

Im so scared of bed bugs

[dapper relic]

No really I went to Atlanta and my mom and brother had to clean out her fridge and buy her new groceries it was so sad 😞

[valid ermine]

IM SCARED OF ALL BUGS

[light wren]

My mom might’ve went to jail if someome brought bugs to our crib

[sturdy terrace]

Bed bugs dont scare me they just disgust me

[civic summit]

Honestly I would be the same

[dapper relic]

My dad had bed bugs..they bit me and I had a break out and more oatmeal baths

[sturdy terrace]

Roaches scare me bc i lived in Florida and them bitches can fly too

[valid ermine]

Are you allergic to everything 😭

[light wren]

In so used to bugs I can catch and kill them now but spiders so big you can see their legs make me scream And km a big bitch so its like a elephant and a mouse

[sturdy terrace]

Oatmeal baths are good for that kind of stuff not just for allergies

[civic summit]

Yall would HATE Aussie roaches they are big can fly and smart

[valid ermine]

Its ironic cause im not scared of worms or anything. I have tons of worms in my backyard

[sturdy terrace]

My cousin has eczema and it used to be bad when she was younger so we gave her oatmeal baths

[dapper relic]

Yes…I’m allergic to grass pollen seafood shells and sometimes the wrong type of fabric makes me break out 😔 that’s why I wear a lot of leggings or skirts and dresses

[light wren]

FUCK Australian animals they all are just a little bit devious

[dapper relic]

The eyelash bugs

[sturdy terrace]

Fuck Australia as a whole

[wheat canyon]

I’m scared of any arachnid, bug, or reptile in Australia

[civic summit]

It’s true even the mosquitoes got a fucking attitude

[valid ermine]

Smart?...

[dapper relic]

Oh you’re professional

[light wren]

Man I could beat up a kangaroo though I wish one of those pouch having mfs would square up to me

[dapper relic]

Help I’m crying what is your problem

[sturdy terrace]

This is what everyone says until they see a kangaroo

[wheat canyon]

The marsupials are a little scary but they’re cool

[valid ermine]

Are you sure?...

[civic summit]

Reptiles are fine spiders a massive lol and bugs just bit u for no reason

[valid ermine]

Kangaroos are BUFF bro

[sturdy terrace]

Them bitches be jacked tf up

[dapper relic]

What is a marisuoal

[civic summit]

😨

[sturdy terrace]

Like they took steroids

[valid ermine]

Yeaaa fuck Phoenix

[light wren]

I just gotta believe in myself ik the kangaroo would beat the breaks offa me but I gotta at least think I could beat it up like a grizzly bear

[wheat canyon]

It’s the snakes for me
@dapper relic a marsupial is a mammal with a pouch typically for carrying young

[dapper relic]

No it’s actually scary 😔 why are they buff

[light wren]

I think im just tired

[valid ermine]

Aussies are fucking hot though, their accents are music to my ears

[sturdy terrace]

The only animal i can take in a fight is a house cat

[dapper relic]

Oh tuff 🧍‍♀️ they’re so pretty

[light wren]

Almost all accents are sexy to me and idk why

[sturdy terrace]

Only Australian that's attractive to me is Dpr Ian

[dapper relic]

I had a snack bite me…everyone was gonna die that day

[civic summit]

Thanks for the compliments yall

[valid ermine]

Not you

[light wren]

Tbh im such a bitch the house cat would win because I felt bad

[dire willow]

Okay but our possums are adorable so

[sturdy terrace]

I love New York Bay Area and Mississippi accents

[dapper relic]

Oh m g 🥹 I know you’re the baddest bitch in the school

[light wren]

I fuck with possums, from a distance

[valid ermine]

SHES NOT DON'T GLAZE HER

[dire willow]

These ones are calm and they eat apples

[dapper relic]

I love glazing 😔💔

[civic summit]

Look iv had some run ins with some nasty snakes however if you stay calm move away you’ll be okay

[fallen ingot]

[valid ermine]

Well stop her egos inflating

[sturdy terrace]

Possums are my second favorite animal

[civic summit]

So I’m not in school but u right

[sturdy terrace]

Snakes arent that bad imo id actually hold one

[sturdy terrace]

I dont have a problem with most reptiles and amphibians

[wheat canyon]

my mom got bit by a copperhead like 9 months ago

[dapper relic]

Not the ones in Joliet..those glorified land eals have no chill

[civic summit]

Hey so when it’s a brown snake I don’t wanna hear it’s not that bad that shit will kill u fast 💀

[dapper relic]

Brown snakes…they’re a different type of fear

[sturdy terrace]

I'm not a dumbass ik certain ones can kill you but i dont live in satans playground so the snakes here have pretty good temperaments

[light wren]

I got a country ass accent and also I agree, also my favorite accent is still a really thick Louisiana accent I think idk they could cuss me out and id still be in love

[civic summit]

😭 LMAO don’t call it that BAHAHA and sorry yeah fair enough
U a snack catching baddie

[sturdy terrace]

Even if they were to bite most of the snakes here aren't venomous or wont use their venom on a warning strike

[valid ermine]

A snake climbed in through my open window once

[wheat canyon]

I mean ball pythons are pretty cool 🥹

[restive ibex]

I’m watching book of the life

[dapper relic]

Stop talking I’m getting a visual picture

[valid ermine]

It was cute i didn't touch it tho

[light wren]

My favorite animals are either ball pythons or Argentinian black and white tegus

[sturdy terrace]

Theyre so cute I want one

[wheat canyon]

PEAK

[valid ermine]

It was a yellow snake. Cute baby very cute

[dapper relic]

Oh tuff

[sturdy terrace]

Youll never be able to guess my favorite animal

[restive ibex]

I like the songs

[civic summit]

Just imagine a kid being chased by eels hahah

[light wren]

Id have to scream on pure principle but I’d help it back out

[valid ermine]

VERY BIG THOUGH

[restive ibex]

And my sister is watching it for the first time

[wheat canyon]

I wish Gabriel Iglesias got a longer song

[dapper relic]

I got chased by those sncks it literally flew at me bro

[light wren]

Is it a kind of snake

[restive ibex]

I like the song when he sung his confession

[valid ermine]

I asked my grandpa to 😭 hes a farmer, we live near the farm so theres tons of snakes whenever its raining and such

[wheat canyon]

I also really like the bull song

[light wren]

I had a pet cow once

[dapper relic]

Wait I want one

[civic summit]

Awh noo hahaha

[valid ermine]

So far it hasn't happened again but i wonder where that snake is now

[sturdy terrace]

No its always my banner

[civic summit]

Dead.

[dapper relic]

A butterfly

[wheat canyon]

[dapper relic]

My favorite animal is a Zebra and I’m sad it’s not in the zoo’s

[civic summit]

I love pandas

[dapper relic]

OH WAIT MY BAD😔

[sturdy terrace]

Im giving you the benefit of the doubt bc you havent been here long

[light wren]

Jaguar?? Panther??

[wheat canyon]

idk what zoos you’re going to.. I’ve seen zebras at zoos

[dapper relic]

PLEASE SPARE ME 🥹

[sturdy terrace]

Butterfly's used to be my favorite tho

[light wren]

Also speaking of Jaguars victoria monet

[dapper relic]

Wait then maybe I don’t remember but I love zebras..they’re giggled sound funny

[sturdy terrace]

ITS A LEOPARD THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEOPARDS AND JAGUARS THEIR HEADS ARENT EVEN THE SAME SHAPE

[valid ermine]

Okay im eating now

[dapper relic]

Wait so technically I’m half right 😼

[sturdy terrace]

and all "black panthers" are just highly melaninated leopards or jaguars

[light wren]

OKAY I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEOPARD BUT I SAID JAGUAR BECAUSE I WAS SCARED OF FUCKING IT UP

[wheat canyon]

yeah so what’s mine

[sturdy terrace]

Not even close

[dapper relic]

Oh never mind guys

[sturdy terrace]

Kuna

[light wren]

I also fuck with pigeons like domesticated in the house ones though

Those outside pigeons are hoodlums

[wheat canyon]

my favorite?

[dapper relic]

A elephant

[distant talon]

Alr

[dapper relic]

I love elephants 🐘 they’re so dumb

[sturdy terrace]

Jaguars have boxier heads and builds in general

[light wren]

My favorite animals were elephants until I met one

[wheat canyon]

I have never seen my favorite animal in a zoo

[dapper relic]

Oh 😨

[sturdy terrace]

Jaguars tend to look like queen naija's sister and leopard's are queen naija

[dapper relic]

Wait what is it

[light wren]

Great white shark

[dapper relic]

NURSE SHARKKK

[sturdy terrace]

Although I do think jaguars are prettier bc their coats are more saturated

[wheat canyon]

-# It’s also in my profile

[light wren]

I thought this was queen naija hate at first but she got a ring so shes not evil anymore

[opaque rivet]

hey hey hey the chatominockle

[sturdy terrace]

Kuna

[light wren]

Wolves

[dapper relic]

Wait where are the wolves at

[sturdy terrace]

Have you ever seen that meme with queen naija and her sister or cousin i cant rm which one

[light wren]

Jaguars are kinda like grown to me snow leaopards are closer to my favorite though

[wheat canyon]

shirou is a wolf
-# the banner

[dapper relic]

OH RIGHT

[light wren]

Honestly idk probably

[dapper relic]

That’s nice

[sturdy terrace]

Ill dm it to you

[late swift]

[wheat canyon]

Hi sab

[light wren]

Rhinos are lowkey underrated

[dapper relic]

Guys if I was to get old what should I do in a retirement home

[late swift]

hi ticchi!!

[sturdy terrace]

Jump the nurses

[dapper relic]

Like can I swim

[dapper relic]

They’re silly

[wheat canyon]

I hate how few of them there are left

[late swift]

i mean u can float

[distant talon]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[sturdy terrace]

If youre rich enough to retire then yeah

[dapper relic]

😔 I just learned how to float

[sturdy terrace]

[distant talon]

EVERY TIME I CLOSE THE CHAT I COME BACK TO THAT

[late swift]

[light wren]

Its so sad and honestly I dont understand poaching them anymore not that it was ever good

[late swift]

i still dont know how to swim or float

[dapper relic]

There’s only females left if I’m correct

[sturdy terrace]

This is how humans should be

[ashen ether]

floating is so easy

[dapper relic]

My drowning is floating

[late swift]

also hi lime lemon

[dapper relic]

Oh tea

[sturdy terrace]

Anyway ykw animal scares me the most? Hippos

[wheat canyon]

Well it’s better than if it was the other way around

[ashen ether]

All you have to do is hold your body weight above water without drowning and just relax the muscles

[sturdy terrace]

Hiii no sabo

[wheat canyon]

Hippos are scary

[late swift]

oo.. hippos..

[dapper relic]

HIPPOS ARE CUTE FROM A DISTANCE

I wanna feed one a watermelon

[late swift]

my anxiety can never let me relax

[wheat canyon]

No wait emus are scary

[ashen ether]

well if you panic then you drown

[late swift]

hippos scare me sm.. they r so ugly

[late swift]

I LOVE EMUS!! i remember feeding a hoard

[wheat canyon]

they’re not ugly..

[sturdy terrace]

Dont say that about river

[ashen ether]

They are

[ashen ether]

YO 😭

[late swift]

look at their fugly ahh teeth

[light wren]

??? I luh hippos

I have more patience for ugly animals then ugly men though

[wheat canyon]

IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT

[autumn marlin]

[sturdy terrace]

Felt

[wheat canyon]

whatever happened to moo deng huh

[light wren]

Weren’t they threatening to eat that mf

[stuck walrus]

suppppp