🦡︴cotw-scotland

[pine lily]

shut

do not

I will pour fish oil on your router

[languid wedge]

Damn you gonna hook up with my momma and she's not even been a widow for a year???? Bros Rollin

[pine lily]

😭

[digital quartz]

Who took my roles???

[weak smelt]

??? acting like that can make it worse

[amber kiln]

He waited longer than me

[agile cradle]

striking while the irons still hot 😭

[weak smelt]

I completely forgot about that

[pine lily]

your internet do be ass

[gaunt storm]

Dusky Grouse need to be added to SRP

[pine lily]

yuh

[agile cradle]

i thought you were getting it upgraded?

[languid wedge]

Daamn

[languid wedge]

Lmao

[stiff hornet]

Young people activities

[weak smelt]

Within the next month i hope

[agile cradle]

awesome

[muted dirge]

Learn Muay Thai

[amber kiln]

Couldn’t be me

[muted dirge]

You’ll break knees

[weak smelt]

Until then i just grind cuz all my maps are dry

[languid wedge]

You literally is young people

[muted dirge]

If kwaks says something you don’t like, find him. Kick his knee

He’s cooked

[weak smelt]

Except vurhonga. It always manages to provide a trophy

[pine lily]

wildebeest

[weak smelt]

Cannibalism?

[amber kiln]

Erm no. I’m unc

[muted dirge]

no

[stiff hornet]

You are young people

[stiff hornet]

IM unc

[muted dirge]

I may be the youngest here

[amber kiln]

I am not. I am the rizzler.

[stiff hornet]

I’m literally Mr. Schruncle

[muted dirge]

I forget this isn’t like a lot of the other servers

[languid wedge]

You'll become me but twice as worse

[muted dirge]

Irl hunters in their 50’s in here

[weak smelt]

Surprisingly there was actually another dime wildebeest on my map last week

[muted dirge]

Unfortunately

[stiff hornet]

I’m not even 30 😭

[pine lily]

lmao

[muted dirge]

Knees of steel

[weak smelt]

0 x 2 = 0

[muted dirge]

You’ll break your leg like boyka

GAHHH

[pine lily]

built with used parts headass

[languid wedge]

Mf I got 1 fukked knee

[muted dirge]

You’re pushing 30

[languid wedge]

Not 0

[stiff hornet]

Yeah

[muted dirge]

You got 10 years on me

[stiff hornet]

Bro this is vile 💀

[muted dirge]

At least

[pine lily]

lmao

[languid wedge]

Bro is 12

[muted dirge]

no

[midnight spoke]

I may feel that old but I’m not.

[weak smelt]

You suck at trying to flex

[weak smelt]

Oldheads i swear

[muted dirge]

Damn, you’re 40 at least

[languid wedge]

Huh

[muted dirge]

Actually it’s the people in their 30’s that start to get achey joints

[weak smelt]

Having a shoddy knee ain't a flex

[stiff hornet]

I got the body of a 70 something year old man and I ain’t even 30. You youngins got nothing on me

[languid wedge]

But my joke was I was gonna shoddy both of his knees

[finite wagon]

remind me, is this lake a pronghorn drink zone

[midnight spoke]

Nah, bout to be 30 but man everything fricken hurts

[stiff hornet]

Same here

[muted dirge]

Yep. As suspected

She’s ancient

[amber kiln]

Yall are old

[languid wedge]

Mines been downhill since 18

[stiff hornet]

The one with the island?

[muted dirge]

Boyyy, ain’t you tell me you were like 25

You’re ancient too

[finite wagon]

Yea

[amber kiln]

No?

[muted dirge]

Since 18?

[languid wedge]

L

[muted dirge]

Gah damn

[midnight spoke]

Bend over and I start crackling like rice crispies

[weak smelt]

i ignored you on that part whoops

[stiff hornet]

I believe the only part that has pronghorn is the western side of the lake

[muted dirge]

I’m surrounded by Stan lee’s and jack Kirby’s

[languid wedge]

Kid really thinks his in here with the elders

[stiff hornet]

I move slightly and my whole spine cracks

[pine lily]

aight so @agile cradle got sent to the horizontal dimension cause his ass just slipped and fell on a water puddle in his bathroom like hitting an oil slick in mario kart

[muted dirge]

If you call someone kid

You might be an elder

[weak smelt]

Friggin old heads

[pine lily]

and he dislocated his left shoulder

again

[amber kiln]

That’s what I’m saying

[stiff hornet]

Just now???

[pine lily]

just now

[muted dirge]

Yooo kwak show us those prescription glasses

Ik you got em

[stiff hornet]

BRO 😭 HOW

Guys I’m the one and only unc here

[languid wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-walker-gif-14476861421304572849

[midnight spoke]

At this point if we aren’t popping and cracking are we even alive? Lol

[finite wagon]

Im turning 20 in a few months and already im getting back and eye problems lmao

[pine lily]

whoever showered last didnt dry off the water from the floor and he was focused on his phone

[muted dirge]

It’s okay, you guys need to make room for the NEW generation of protagonists

[pine lily]

im 22 and I can crack my entire back

[muted dirge]

Me, me and me

[indigo wadi]

What are we talking about???

[stiff hornet]

Unless a genie somehow fixed all not back problems, no

[muted dirge]

You’re a new ancient

[languid wedge]

Help

[weak smelt]

Kwaks remember when you got all flustered and that you could have banned me when i said i was 8

[stiff hornet]

How were old

[digital quartz]

Unc

[muted dirge]

I’m 18, practically fresh out of the womb

[pine lily]

Old 🫵

[amber kiln]

Wait….youre not 8??????

[indigo wadi]

I’m not old…

[languid wedge]

Bullshittyie

[pine lily]

communicating with the world directly from the endometrium

[weak smelt]

Close... 7🤫

[muted dirge]

On god

[pine lily]

with how prehistoric your internet connection im shocked your ass aint a stegosaurus

[midnight spoke]

Sneezing becomes a very dangerous pastime as you get older, sneeze wrong and you mess up your back or neck

[pine lily]

coming straight out the Jurassic with the ancient bandwidth

[indigo wadi]

That’s any age

[stiff hornet]

Bros gonna do it

[amber kiln]

I wanna do it! Let me! Let me!

[languid wedge]

No

[weak smelt]

I'm still older than happie

[languid wedge]

Everyone is

[amber kiln]

This is why I hate you. Unc

[agile cradle]

unspeakable pain ambulance is on way

[muted dirge]

Js slid on the opps

[indigo wadi]

Wth

[muted dirge]

Going home

[midnight spoke]

Fair. (I have sneezed and smacked my forehead against a granite countertop once)

[stiff hornet]

It’s worse for me. I do those really unnecessarily loud dad sneezes now and it can easily mess me up

[amber kiln]

[pine lily]

well, at least now the doctor will finally look at your shoulder

[weak smelt]

You wanna be billy so bad

[pine lily]

the dislocated shoulder and rebroken collar bone

from last year

that a general phsyician marked as unbroken and without diagnosable issue

[indigo wadi]

You can tear neck muscles by sneezing

[pine lily]

also get that malpractice money dawg

[languid wedge]

I woken with some screwed up in my back one morning that took 2 weeks to heal

[stiff hornet]

My brother HOW DID YOU DO THIS

[pine lily]

you can separate your spinal cord at the atlas bone by sneezing

[agile cradle]

alr but imma cry first

[languid wedge]

Would took a week if I didn't try pick up my brother

[midnight spoke]

Oh goodness, I feel for you, those are dangerous

[pine lily]

he is mortal enemies with the shower much in the same way that the indian mongoose is with the king cobra

[finite wagon]

last rare i need for pronghorns is piebald

[muted dirge]

I heard some bushes rustling

[indigo wadi]

That would be a crazy gravestone “loving father killed by sneezing he was not blessed this time”

[weak smelt]

you're my favorite nerd btw

[stiff hornet]

My dad tells me it only kicks in when you become a dad but I’m not a dad yet so who knows

[muted dirge]

The eagle has landed

Brb

[agile cradle]

i've come to conclude that i am a silly billy with severe balance issues and a slippery bathtub

[languid wedge]

bros 14 confirmed

[pine lily]

thanketh

[stiff hornet]

Bros Rikki Tikki Tavi and the bathtubs Nag, except Nag won this time

[muted dirge]

You wish you were 14, ancient titan

[pine lily]

Nag brought a goddamn baseball bat and kneecapped his ass 80s New York Mafia style

[indigo wadi]

From 1939-2025

[stiff hornet]

“Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead” - the bathtub, probably

[agile cradle]

poor emergency service workers coming out at 4am to see a naked fat man with a broken collar bone

[muted dirge]

There’s a big ass dog by this chain link fence, he can definitely hop over it

That’s a damn bear

[finite wagon]

RIKKI TIKKI TAVI MENTIONED

[indigo wadi]

???

[finite wagon]

Nobody of my age knows about that one these days

[midnight spoke]

Last year i decided to run around our house like a gremlin and the loudest pop came from my knee, so I did what most people would do, and collapsed to the ground wondering why I was being stupid in the first place. Limped around like a grandma for about 6 weeks.

[stiff hornet]

Favorite book

[muted dirge]

Idek what that is

[indigo wadi]

Play dead and hope for the best

[muted dirge]

no

[indigo wadi]

Or give it some food

Big dogs usually want some snackies

[digital quartz]

Meow

[languid wedge]

You know how to use a rotary phone

[midnight spoke]

“He don’t bite”

[muted dirge]

They can go for kwaks

He can’t run

The knees

He def can’t run

[pine lily]

unfun fact: bears can be rabid

[indigo wadi]

They like high people they have munchies

[indigo wadi]

Oh hell no to the no no no

[stiff hornet]

I do. I grew up with one at my grandparents. Literally Unc here

[languid wedge]

Super unfun fact there's a video of proof

[muted dirge]

Watch out, the ancient titan has spoke

[finite wagon]

Seen those. Never got to use one sadly

[indigo wadi]

Question

[pine lily]

even more unfun for me was seeing it lmao

[indigo wadi]

How the hell does somebody capture footage of this?

[indigo wadi]

I’m ending it

[pine lily]

Russia

[digital quartz]

Meow

[indigo wadi]

If a rabid bear chases me

I’m ending it

Right there

[agile cradle]

Russia made me slip

[midnight spoke]

Science

[languid wedge]

It was detained

[pine lily]

more specifically a rural community in like siberia was being accosted by the rabid bear

[indigo wadi]

I’m ending it before the bear ends it for me

[pine lily]

it was like a 750lb brown bear

it mauled 10 people to death

[indigo wadi]

I’m like 140lbs

[pine lily]

they captured it in a baited heavy steel cage

[indigo wadi]

See

[finite wagon]

Sankebetsu Brown Bear?

[indigo wadi]

Like I said

[finite wagon]

Or is this the rabies bear

[stiff hornet]

I’d win

[languid wedge]

Only time I would be happy dying in a bear attack

[muted dirge]

Don’t humans have better agility than bears

[indigo wadi]

I’m gonna carry a 9mm

[muted dirge]

Take his ankles dawg

[indigo wadi]

Not for the bear

[stiff hornet]

No

[indigo wadi]

For me

[pine lily]

it bit and chewed so violently at the steel trying to escape and maul the officials monitoring it that it ripped out all its canines and incisors

[muted dirge]

Probably not you, Yk you’re up there in age

But maybe someone younger

[pine lily]

and then ground its gum tissue down to jaw bone

[muted dirge]

More athletic

[pine lily]

and kept chewing

[languid wedge]

The sound it made .....

[finite wagon]

Link in dm?

[pine lily]

the dull wet pops were sickening ngl

[pine lily]

i gotchu i can refind it

[stiff hornet]

I may be old but I’m Brian Dawkins at the Thanksgiving Football Games

[indigo wadi]

That’s like asking if I can fly like a bee

[midnight spoke]

Hate the fact imma go look this up to traumatize myself

[indigo wadi]

No

They don’t

[muted dirge]

If you’re Brian Dawkins, I’m tyreek hill mixed with Tevin Coleman

[finite wagon]

oh boy

attempt 2

[pine lily]

also bois @agile cradle is being taken by the EMTs

wisheth him good recovery

ah wait hold up

they tryna figure out how to get him off the floor

[languid wedge]

got it

[agile cradle]

they're still trying to figure out hos im going to get up without further injury lmfao

[pine lily]

nice

[stiff hornet]

Bro is NOT Tyreek Hill

[indigo wadi]

A aggressive full sprint black bear is 35 MPH and a brown bear is 45 MPH

[pine lily]

send it to @finite wagon

[indigo wadi]

Your not out running a bear my boy

Your not him

Your going to die

[stiff hornet]

Usain Bolt couldn’t outrun a bear

[muted dirge]

Boy is NOT Brian Dawkins even in his prime

[indigo wadi]

Also don’t trying to out swim a gator or a croc

[languid wedge]

done did

[stiff hornet]

Compared to most dudes, I am

[finite wagon]

can you move broadside already ya biggie

[stiff hornet]

Yo can you send it to me

[muted dirge]

What’s the 40 time

[manic oasis]

Dm me it

[indigo wadi]

A gator can swim up to 20 MPH

[languid wedge]

who you

[indigo wadi]

Let’s just say

[stiff hornet]

That’s a different story 😭 I ain’t run a 40 in about 10 years

[muted dirge]

10 years

Say a decade

[indigo wadi]

Predators maxed out speed in stats

[muted dirge]

It sounds old but say it

Yk only like 0.00001 percent of people could probably kill a bear, barehanded

[indigo wadi]

Why the hell do bears need to run up to 45 MPH?

[finite wagon]

bugles at him because i hate him

[muted dirge]

To chase game

[indigo wadi]

My boy

Half of them sit in a river eating fish

They ain’t chasing crap

They let the food come to them

[muted dirge]

I didn’t believe humans were the best endurance runners until I ran away from a jumping spider

[finite wagon]

There we go

Hes moving

Hopefully

[stiff hornet]

They don’t NEED to, they just can, because they’re some of the most successful carnivores in history

[muted dirge]

They’re only successful because

[indigo wadi]

As a person with arachnophobia get me near any spider and I will run like I’m in a horror game getting chased by a 15 FT tall monster with 2 FT long teeth

[muted dirge]

Idk tbh

[languid wedge]

To snatch picnic baskets why else

[muted dirge]

They aren’t that bad

I found one in the shower

[finite wagon]

Jarvis send the bear chasing alberta horses clip

[indigo wadi]

I don’t mess with spiders

[muted dirge]

I helped it get onto a soap bar

[indigo wadi]

I’ll burn the whole house down if I see one

[muted dirge]

Finished my shower

Took it outside

[indigo wadi]

Yk what

[finite wagon]

https://youtu.be/LXfMNHnpvDk?si=fFzIa894u6KjM3v7

[indigo wadi]

I’m not helping spiders

[muted dirge]

Are you a maam or a sir

Sir/maam relax

[languid wedge]

L

[muted dirge]

Spiders are probably the best type of insect

[indigo wadi]

Im a man with arachnophobia

[muted dirge]

They get rid of other insects

[indigo wadi]

I don’t mess with spiders

[muted dirge]

Ima get a praying mantis and unleash it in my house

[stiff hornet]

Spiders are NOT insects my boy

[muted dirge]

If he wants food

Go find it

[muted dirge]

Mb

[indigo wadi]

I’m putting the shower on lava water mode and spraying it down like I’m trying to waterboard it

[finite wagon]

well

nw what

now what

i gotta go around a whole ass lake

[muted dirge]

Of Mr Schrader, the man with a decade experience

[indigo wadi]

I would leave it

[midnight spoke]

I remember the video of a mountain grizzly chasing down a full grown bull moose, the moose was hauling and the bear was running it to exhaustion. Terrifying.

[indigo wadi]

AW HELL NO

WTF

[muted dirge]

Can’t moose cripple bears and pretty easily too?

[indigo wadi]

I see why people in CA and AK carry 500 magnums and 10MMs

[manic oasis]

Anyone ever seen a bear shot out of a tree by a hunter?

[indigo wadi]

I don’t think so..

[muted dirge]

Yeah

Who’d win? A tiger and tigress or a full grown Kodiak bear?

[indigo wadi]

Yes they can

[indigo wadi]

Tiger

[muted dirge]

Polar bears

[languid wedge]

1000% bear

[muted dirge]

What’s your proof

[weak smelt]

he is the bear

[indigo wadi]

Yk what

Fun fact

[muted dirge]

A 30 year old bear?

[weak smelt]

you never specified what kinda bear

[muted dirge]

Yeah he’s cooked

[muted dirge]

Kodiak?

[languid wedge]

1500lb killing machine with steak knives attached to its paws and muscle so tough it protects itself from other bears vs a 600lb kitty

[indigo wadi]

spotted hyenas have a bite force of 4,500N

[muted dirge]

Bebal read what I said again

[midnight spoke]

Kodiaks are no joke, but a Tiger would only have the upper paw IF they had the jump

[indigo wadi]

See yk what

[midnight spoke]

And that wouldn’t tip it in their favor in the long run

[indigo wadi]

I mess with yotes

But you’ll never catch me messing with the jokers army of K9s

[muted dirge]

5 Neanderthals with spears or a fully grown Kodiak, let’s make it more interesting

[muted dirge]

See bro ur like a weird troll

[indigo wadi]

Everybody

Hear me out

[languid wedge]

Why....

[indigo wadi]

Kodiak bear as a protection animal…

[weak smelt]

uhm ya mama

[muted dirge]

Still uncomical

[weak smelt]

ur basically asking for it smh

[muted dirge]

That’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen today

Like relax bro

[weak smelt]

i see the opportunity i take it

[muted dirge]

That was weird

[indigo wadi]

What do we think about Kodiak bear protection animal???

[weak smelt]

Useful

[muted dirge]

What would quan millz do? Definitely not that

[indigo wadi]

First

We catch the bear

Without dying

[midnight spoke]

If it was a younger inexperienced Kodiak could the Tiger maybe have a shot, but 99.99999% of the time it is absolutely the Kodiak winning.

[indigo wadi]

I vote we sacrifice bebal

[weak smelt]

I could put a kodiak into a spladle brah

[muted dirge]

Who was that one beast that was literally a walking beast

He got hit by a train, was fine

Clapped hella bears

Still fine

[midnight spoke]

Oh, Boss.

[weak smelt]

me lol

[muted dirge]

Yeah

Boss

And then he had a rival

Split lip?

Something like that

[agile cradle]

tht not the right zach

[indigo wadi]

If you can get close to a Kodiak bear in the wild I will give you all the money I have rn

[agile cradle]

you guys ever had green whistle for pain relief

this stuffs fuuuuuun

[muted dirge]

I’ve seen it

[indigo wadi]

You will die by Kodiak

[muted dirge]

Are you okay

[sly spruce]

you smell

[tepid nexus]

Quan millz is a treasure to us all

[midnight spoke]

Boss and Split Lip, yup, both are in their mid to late 20’s, Boss might even be in his 30’s now and is still putting in work

[indigo wadi]

Kodiak bear is taking you into the next dimensions

[muted dirge]

Need to hunt both of em

[agile cradle]

going into radiology now will find out soon

[muted dirge]

Gonna tell them to put their dukes up

[tepid nexus]

Don’t die

[finite wagon]

awesome! thank you cotw!

[indigo wadi]

Look at em

[muted dirge]

Write me in your will

[midnight spoke]

Hoping for a quick recovery

[muted dirge]

That one of the left is a zombie

[indigo wadi]

Their very cuddly looking animals

[muted dirge]

Has to be

[indigo wadi]

That’s split lip and boss

[muted dirge]

Who’s the one on the left

That has to be boss

That’s a demon

[tawdry juniper]

i just got here wtf happened to him

[muted dirge]

When did the devil start influencing animals

[muted dirge]

Road doing road things

[indigo wadi]

This is boss

This is split lip

[muted dirge]

Yeah

Boss looked as I assumed

His claws look dull from here

[languid wedge]

Ok guys Saul goodmen is here time be on topic can't keep being useless part of society

[indigo wadi]

Boss as plot armor and split lip is boss jr

[muted dirge]

Idk why they don’t put them down, they’re a danger to society

They’re too experienced

[indigo wadi]

I assure you they aren’t

[indigo wadi]

They’ll die eventually

[muted dirge]

Eventually isn’t soon enough

Where’s Jim Corbett when you need him

[indigo wadi]

Don’t kill them

That’s why there’s two

Let them kill each other in a epic fight

[tawdry juniper]

what do i have to do with this

[indigo wadi]

Also boss is 24 and grizzly bear live for 20-30 years and split lip is approx 20

[muted dirge]

Is split actually his kid?

[indigo wadi]

Lemme see

[muted dirge]

No way you get two of those bears in the same area

[midnight spoke]

Evel Knievel couldn’t have made that jump

[indigo wadi]

No

[indigo wadi]

Their rivals

So I’m sure they rule the area 50/50

[muted dirge]

Hey man if I got paid 100k, I’d hunt both of em

[indigo wadi]

You’d get killed

And you would also get a lot of hate

Their probably the most famous rival grizzly bears rn

[indigo wadi]

Ill hunt them for 100 million

[muted dirge]

Hey I’m just protecting humanity

[indigo wadi]

Not 100K

[indigo wadi]

Well it’s natural selection

[muted dirge]

nope

[indigo wadi]

Don’t mess with the bear and it won’t mess with you

Don’t be stupid and you won’t die

[muted dirge]

Ethical hunters can hunt with bolt action rifles

I hunt with full auto rifles

So there’s room for error

[indigo wadi]

Yk what I say

If a human dies by anything

It’s natural selection

If I’m wandering in the national park and I’m warned of two big ahh grizzly bears and I see one and I continue to walk by it and act stupid and I die it’s my fault

The bears protecting its area

[muted dirge]

There is no “I see one”

There’s going to be surveillance drones

[indigo wadi]

Don’t act a fool and you won’t be treated as a fool

You can’t do shi in a national park

Pretty sure their protected

[muted dirge]

Exactly n

[indigo wadi]

You’d go to prison if you shot them

[muted dirge]

So they won’t be hunted

It was a hypothetical

[viral quarry]

Hanging out in vc just doing some hunting if anyone wants to chat

[digital quartz]

Meow

[shadow prism]

Raccoon dogs aren’t being nice to me now

Ima make them be nice before the new map I will get at least one more trophy of them

[hearty blade]

Do we know what the new great one is gonna be

[shadow prism]

No

[pine lily]

no

[hearty blade]

Dang

[agile cradle]

just finished all my scans. i slipped in the bathtub. i now have 3 new hairline fractures on my collarbone aswell as my original fracture breaking right through, my proximal humerous is hairline fractured, my shoulder was partially dislocated, the tendons are partially torn aswell as a partial tear in the rotator cuff

[shadow prism]

Should make this the arguing/ is the G1 leaked yet chat

[tawdry juniper]

oh damn dude i hope u recover quick

[agile cradle]

they're about to pump me full of codeine

[tawdry juniper]

enjoy

may your recovery be quick and painless and your hospital bills minimal 🙏

[shadow prism]

Good luck man

[indigo wadi]

What did you do?

Did you do bull riding?

[agile cradle]

social healthcare mf i aint pay nothing🙏

[tawdry juniper]

HUGE W

[agile cradle]

but thank you lmao

[tawdry juniper]

im american and jealous

if i had social healthcare i'd be breaking a leg for fun just to feel the rush of a $0 hospital fee

[agile cradle]

at least you guys get instant treatment iv been sent away with a brace and a promise of a physio appointment and follow up scans in a week or two

mind you its a bit late in the night to be dragging a physiotherapist out of bed lol

[tawdry juniper]

*sometimes

[agile cradle]

thank you alls good these pain meds are goooooood

[tawdry juniper]

we do get scheduled like. months in advance

ER is pretty immediate, but with other health conditions youre S.O.L. sometimes

even if they're life threatening

[agile cradle]

damn thats not how i thought it was considering that price tag

[tawdry juniper]

nooo. the price tag is because healthcare is for-profit here

[agile cradle]

im just glad i didnt need surgery

i dont like the thought of anesthesia

its the most horrific thing i've experienced before, waking up after anesthesia was a nightmare

[tawdry juniper]

i was anesthetized for my kidney surgery and it's almost pleasant lmao. but i was definitely nervous

ohh you've been through it

[agile cradle]

the way in was nice, i had a full on punchy panic attack when i awoke

[tawdry juniper]

do you have red hair by chance?

[north ginkgo]

Anesthesia is terrifying

[agile cradle]

i don't just an extremely bad case of anxiety lol

[north ginkgo]

I thought I was Gonna die

[tawdry juniper]

ohh that sucks. i remember i was really nervous to come out of anaesthesia because when my cousin woke up after his arm surgery he dropped the N word 💀

but nothing like that happened to me, guess that's just revealing about my cousin

[north ginkgo]

Crazy work

[tawdry juniper]

I KNOW

[tawdry juniper]

being put under is really surreal feeling but honestly the best sleep i've ever had

plus i was on morphine when i woke up so that probably contributed

[digital quartz]

Fr

[digital quartz]

When i was leaving the hospital, I could feel every bump in my wrist

[north ginkgo]

Ik my reaction to anaesthesia is genetic because my dad and grandfather are the same, we all become huge duckheads and very aggressive after

[digital quartz]

It hurt like hell

[tawdry juniper]

i hear red haired folks are less receptive to anaesthesia for some reason. idk why. but it rings true in my family at least

[north ginkgo]

I always feel bad and apologize after tho

[tawdry juniper]

that's very interesting

I was really lucid waking up honestly

[north ginkgo]

Ik what’s happening as soon as I wake up but I’m just really aggravated for some reason

[tawdry juniper]

woke up with a vengeance

head pop off the pillow already pissed off

happens to the best of us like twice a week i'd say

[tawdry juniper]

LMAOO

[north ginkgo]

Had my wisdom teeth pulled really late and honestly the worst part was the numbing stuff they used

Hadn’t been to a dentist majorly ever

So never had experienced the giant metal needle

[tawdry juniper]

oh that stuff feels super weird

[agile cradle]

codeine make pain go brrrrrrrrrr

[north ginkgo]

Honestly it was worse than the pain from my wisdom teeth being pulled

[agile cradle]

its really k i king in now

[tawdry juniper]

i was born without wisdom teeth

[digital quartz]

Ah hell naw

[tawdry juniper]

thus i am not wise

[north ginkgo]

Trust

[digital quartz]

After my wisdom teeth got pulled, it was excruciating

[north ginkgo]

I can use ibproufen for that pain

But the feeling of lack of feeling is just so horrific

[tawdry juniper]

seamus got an inferior dentist

[digital quartz]

I forgot to take my ibuprofen

[agile cradle]

my wisdom teeth werent all that bad afterwards even with no pain relief

[ripe cobalt]

Checked my Medved for wolves. Here's the haul.

[north ginkgo]

I was taking like 200mg pills every 4 hours

[pine lily]

oh nice, and soon theyre gonna look insanely cool

did you see the video today showing the reworks and the like?

[tawdry juniper]

i need to go check mine.. i need some rare females for my multi

[pine lily]

mtn goat are awesome

[finite wagon]

congrats on the eggwhite, ive got a red brown personally. hoping to get a melanistic once the remodels come

[finite wagon]

i wanted female rares but the game gave me male rares :WAH:

[pine lily]

oh also did you see the rabid bear video

[tawdry juniper]

watch me get a male dark gray 🥀

[north ginkgo]

I really hope we get the 3 elk multi mount

[finite wagon]

yea

[north ginkgo]

It would be so gooododddd

[ripe cobalt]

This is my 2nd female egg. It is a bit bigger at least. No male rares.

[pine lily]

unsettling af aint it

[finite wagon]

yea

[pine lily]

anyways whaddyou think of the floofy mtn goats

[finite wagon]

i love them

cant wait to hunt em

been wanting a trophy goat lmao

[pine lily]

same, snow accumulation on them looks rad too

[finite wagon]

bighorn too -- ive got a spot for both in my lodge

waiting

[digital quartz]

Meow

[pine lily]

niiceee

[tawdry juniper]

im so excited oh my god

treestand, elk caller, compound bow

tantalizing

[finite wagon]

hell yea brother

im gonna be bowhunting the elk

[tawdry juniper]

TOES CURLING

[ripe cobalt]

I already have some diamond bighorn and pronghorn. I don't know if i really want to specifically search for them again before the update. Do I realy want more legacy diamonds?

[tawdry juniper]

i'll try bowhunting bighorn while im at it

[tawdry juniper]

shrug
i'd say ones enough
i have none and im happy

it's whatever you want

[ripe cobalt]

Yeah, I don't want to burn out of hunting them.

[digital quartz]

Meow

[tawdry juniper]

zont zo it

[agile cradle]

quite a week so far

[agile cradle]

are you now german

[north ginkgo]

Fat muley

[vital blaze]

floof

can we get a FLOOF emoji for ts

[last schooner]

goofy goober

[upper ruin]

i wonder when they are finally gonna reveal the g1

[vital blaze]

roe news @3

[tepid nexus]

That’s a whitetail

[vital blaze]

nah

i looked it up

[scarlet bluff]

would say anywhere from tomorrow to friday would be a good guess

to at least get the concept art

[vital blaze]

all 3 look very simular but i narrowed it down to roe deer

[digital quartz]

Meow

[vital blaze]

but "mule news" and "white tail news" sounds meh

[upper ruin]

praying 😭

[shadow prism]

Who cares we can’t grind until the maps out anyway no matter what wether we know or not it’s almost no use to us now

[vital blaze]

just think about it back when the foxes were announced they weren't going to tell us until last minute

at least they told us about this one

[scarlet bluff]

they did tell us about pheasant about a week before release though

they've also told us we'll get a reveal before release along with the concept art

[shadow prism]

And regardless if they hide it someone will leak files or mod for the new GO and then it’s a ruined surprise

[scarlet bluff]

so anywhere between tomorrow and tuesday is a given

[quaint lintel]

Everyone go get your OG mountain goat before those horns go bye bye

[shadow prism]

Got 2🫣

[vital blaze]

were probably getting news tomorrow and Thursday then let the content creators take over for the weekend

[scarlet bluff]

they did also tell us we'd be getting a lot of stuff this week

[quaint lintel]

Btw, any hotspots for mountain goat diamonds?

[shadow prism]

Maybe so we have no way of knowing but I bet if anything we get all news before Friday then we just wait

[scarlet bluff]

they're so horrible to hunt since they don't have drink zones

it's worse than tahr on sundar

[vital blaze]

look where mountain goat roam

[shadow prism]

Idk for sure but I find luck from the lake that only bighorn and mnt lions drink at go east up the mountain and then run the valley south when you cross the other side

[shadow prism]

Not really I find a ton of them if you try you could def kill at least one from mp hopping

[tawdry nebula]

is update today

??

[shadow prism]

Ya

Just for u

[pine lily]

USPS be gettin on mah nerves ngl

at this point idk if my sling and stock cuff will get to me before the update lmao

[shadow prism]

Depends on the day for me lol

Some stuff comes a week early and other stuff weeks late

[pine lily]

postal service moment

[shadow prism]

Yeah lol

[pine lily]

im extra antsy cause the stuff I ordered is custom leather 💀

was a birthday present my mom paid for on my behalf and the sling alone is like 130 bucks

[shadow prism]

Oh damn yeah the important stuff always takes forever

[pine lily]

yep, custom leather stock cuff with cartridge loops and a thumbhole style sling with custom tooling

both black leather with white stitching and silve finish chicago screws on the sling and blakc paracord with silver finish loop borders on the cuff

[shadow prism]

Nice hope it shows up soon for you

[pine lily]

ill send update pics once everything's finally on; it's for my Henry .30-30

also got federal hammerdowns for it

nickel plated cases

avrg chrono i can find online (since I dont have my own chronograph) puts it at about 2260fps in a 20" barrel

[tepid nexus]

😐

Howdy

[shadow prism]

Nice yeah can differ some based on gun and whatnot but should roughly that

[pine lily]

greetings

[shadow prism]

Sup

[tepid nexus]

Salutations

[pine lily]

you saw the short today with previews of all the remodeled animals right?

mtn goat genuinely finally got their floof

i may have talked abt this with you earlier actually

[shadow prism]

Yup I loved the mountain goats def my favorite so far

[pine lily]

it also seems like their fur accumulates more snow cause its longer

[shadow prism]

Maybe idr tbh

[shadow prism]

I hope so that’d be a nice touch

I just hope the mule deers faces aren’t truely that white

It was a little extreme

[tepid nexus]

Oo that looks cool

Sad I won’t be able to see it in game

[pine lily]

the several ive seen in the trailer(s) show several different variations betwen tawny brown, duller sandy brown, lighter grey, and dark grey

[pine lily]

damn, console/pc break down?

[tepid nexus]

I’m on old gen

[shadow prism]

Yeah the faces all seem different as well especially the doe in the back of the big buck her fur and face etc was very good

[pine lily]

oh thats just for the snow trails, the snow on animals backs is universal iirc

[shadow prism]

Yeah you’ll still get the map just not as detailed

[tepid nexus]

OH SHIIII

[pine lily]

comment on the video showcasing the snow also confirmed itll happen on all maps with snowfall for all species that are in areas when it snows

so all of Yukons and MedVeds species

[shadow prism]

Oooo

[tepid nexus]

Sweeeet

[shadow prism]

I was wondering that

[pine lily]

and also the tibetan fox, rabbit, snow leopard, blue sheep, tahr, and snow leopard on Sundar

[shadow prism]

Snow leopards with snowy backs will be awesome

[pine lily]

since all are in areas where it can snow

[pine lily]

imagine snowy yak or tahr

ooooo thatd be so peak

[shadow prism]

I like how cotw is trying more details they aren’t necessarily doing huge features but the little ones add up to help the game a ton

[pine lily]

itll genuinely make Askiy an amazingly quality experience

[shadow prism]

I hope eventually they backtrack and rework the older maps

[pine lily]

same, and hopefully revisit whitetail and black bear eventually

[shadow prism]

Yeah they are decent but not great models

[pine lily]

black bear relaly only have wonky head/face shapes

if their head and neck were properly proportioned imo theyd be about perfect

maybe a bit broader shoulders and rounder torso

[shadow prism]

I don’t love how bulky they look tbh not really a black bear more of mini brown bears

All animals could use resizing tho tbf

[pine lily]

yeah, especially deer and bear

and the lions

cause jesus

[shadow prism]

I wish the predators had more then just a badge to show they were bigger like size diffs

[pine lily]

i also wish the small predators would get reduxes

[shadow prism]

Even if just females were smaller tho smaller males should look smaller

[pine lily]

yote, bobcat, and lynx need attention

ESPECIALLY yotes

[shadow prism]

Yeah and ofc jackels

[pine lily]

poor jackals lmao

[shadow prism]

And the few pixels they have

[pine lily]

oh also for IRL stuff ive got a mentored pronghorn hunt through Colorado Parks & Wildlife lined up for next fall

oh and my small game/fish license came in the mail

it only took like 10 days

i was expecting a month lmao

rare USPS W

[shadow prism]

Nice I’ve never hunted pronghorn irl I live by them just never tried

Granted I always focus on deer and elk

[pine lily]

ive always been quite interested in them

not just hunting but in general

theyre absurdly unique animals and theyre an endling species, the last surviving member of their entire taxonomic family

all the other antelocaprines and similar relatives went extinct 15 to 10 thousand years ago

[shadow prism]

Yeah they are very cool and unique

[pine lily]

it's an animal that quite literally outran death

[shadow prism]

Huh never really thought about any of their relatives tbh

[pine lily]

out of place in time since it evolved for a world that hasnt existed for millennia

fun to think about ngl

[shadow prism]

Yeah they are very cool Ive never actually thought of hunting them idk why lol

[pine lily]

well i think a lot of people tend to just shoot straight for deer/elk like you have

and if they expand beyond that its predators large and small like bobcat, yote, bear, or mtn lion

or furbearers like beaver

[shadow prism]

Yeah been more focused on getting my gun ready this year

[pine lily]

or go for other deer like moose and caribou

or sheep and mountain goat

[pine lily]

I will say though their taste depends immensely on how much they were spooked before being killed/how far they ran wounded

if theyve been ran quite a bit the adrenaline and lactic acid taint is horrendous

makes a similarly ran mule deer seem palatable

[shadow prism]

Mountain lion hunting is actually very fun I went on a mini hunt last year with a few people it was a little different then I expected

[pine lily]

when hunted properly tho pronghorn are a mix of sweet/savory/tangy and extremely rich

sometimes a hint of sage

[shadow prism]

Yeah I’ve had some sausage from them and that’s about it just heard they stink a lot and aren’t the greatest for taste

[pine lily]

lean but well marbled meat too

[pine lily]

odd, they dont stink any worse than deer do lmao

and their tarsal gland secretions actually smell like corn chips

[shadow prism]

But I could’ve heard from people who chased them like you said and got them tense and undesirable

[pine lily]

which means in rut the bucks smell like corn chips

[pine lily]

it's also possible they butchered them badly too; their median body temperature as adults is 102

they spoil fast as hell

[shadow prism]

Yeah idk why people hate on them for smell elk aren’t very fond of scent and they have no issues with them lol

[shadow prism]

Yeah could’ve definitely happened

[pine lily]

usually you cant get away with just gutting and dragging back to camp

you have to gut/skin/quarter in the field

and get the pieces in game bags

with ice if possible

[shadow prism]

Yeah the ppl I’ve heard from def wouldn’t have done that

[pine lily]

thankfully its easy to do cause well

the average adult buck is like 112lbs

with his guts in

dressed and bled thats more like 90

[shadow prism]

Yeah very manageable

[pine lily]

the meat youd take would also be even lighter since the man ribcage and spine would be left behind

can cut off the bottom portions of the forelimbs since you can tag the hind quarters

at that pack weight is like

80 ish

maybe

maybe

and for a doe itd be more like 60

[shadow prism]

Yeah one guy could handle that if necessary and 2 would have zero issue

[pine lily]

yeah the more i talk abt antelope the more I realize there's two kinds of antelope hunters lmao

lazy idiots who road hunt them and dont butcher them right and get shocked when the meat's bad

and people who actually care abt doing it properly lmao

[shadow prism]

Seems a little similar to elk hunters too lol

[pine lily]

if somebody comes up to me and says elk meat tastes bad ima fall into the void I swear

[shadow prism]

I can say bull elk burger isn’t always the best but cows are always great

But all elk steaks are generally great

[pine lily]

i know a lot of folks rave about the tenderloin off bulls especially

cause their large body size means theyre like as big as the whole cut off a beef cow

but just objectively better than all beef except for like wagyu lmao

[shadow prism]

Yeah I always have liked elk more then beef cows always liked more lean meats

[pine lily]

ive heard getting em out from behind the kidney fat can be a struggle though

which makes sense the whole animal's the size of a car

those fat pads have to be huge

[shadow prism]

Yeah they aren’t little lol elk are definitely not an easy animal to manage

[pine lily]

makes me immensely respect the native folks and prehistoric humans who butchered them only with stone tools and reed woven or deer hide bags lmao

[shadow prism]

Yeah and they did it in under an hour most of the time from practice from the constant stream of animals to butcher

[pine lily]

like a flint knife is no joke

but man

its insane

[pine lily]

the way that the old buffalo jump sites show based on the depth and cleanness of the cuts they were butchering 2000lb animals in the space of 90 minutes at most

[shadow prism]

Or how they killed dozens of bison a year with just bows clubs etc to feed themselves

[pine lily]

and that included pulling the brain for tanning and taking the liver and kidneys

[shadow prism]

The natives for example were extremely smart hunters just for the buffalo jumps forcing a herd off a cliff to make it safer is very smart imo

Not necessarily a pretty thought but a smaller one nonetheless

[pine lily]

and that they modified the corrales and runs to work with elk, deer, moose, caribou, muskox, pronghorn, sheep, and goat

[pine lily]

especially when you have sites with names like Head Smashed In lmao

[north ginkgo]

Moose meat does taste bad

To greasy

[shadow prism]

Yeah they were very clever and knew how dangerous it was and tried to find workarounds to help

[finite wagon]

I NEED ALBERTA

RAHH

[pine lily]

ive not heard of moose meat being greasy ngl

was there smth wrong with the moose lmao

[shadow prism]

Haven’t tried is so can’t say anything any that

[north ginkgo]

Maybe

[shadow prism]

I’ve heard it’s stringy but not greasy

[pine lily]

ive heard its up there with elk cause while stringy it cooks really well and has this super hearty willowy taste

[north ginkgo]

I like meat

If the meats good I’ll eat it

If it’s not I won’t

[shadow prism]

Yea

[finite wagon]

Moose being stringy? Havent heard of that before

[shadow prism]

Ima guess it was the way it was prepped if it was greasy properly cooked strange or something

[finite wagon]

I could see it for a coastal moose

Inland moose

Idk

[shadow prism]

I’ve heard that a ton tbh

[digital quartz]

EW should add... Cuckoo birds

[north ginkgo]

Yeah there’s more than

Uh

3 moose

Probably

[digital quartz]

Think about it

[north ginkgo]

I think there’s 2 in the zoo near me

[digital quartz]

Cuckoo birds would be awesome

[north ginkgo]

Probably 1 more in the wild

Idk

[pine lily]

lmao

[shadow prism]

I can confirm at least 3 more in the wild

[north ginkgo]

The population has tripled

Impressive

[shadow prism]

Had a cow and calf be very unhappy with me

[north ginkgo]

In just 3 seconds too

[pine lily]

mfs got my moose reproducing via mitosis

can't have nothin in Detroit

[shadow prism]

lol

[north ginkgo]

I should release moose derticly into Detroit

Reclaim it

It’s not like anyone’s lives there anyways

Aswell as idk like

Elk or something

Maybe some red deer too

Let them inter breed

Create a super cervid

Then retake the east coast

[shadow prism]

New GO idea hear me out

[digital quartz]

GO friends we made along the way

[shadow prism]

Manitoban elk but the GO spawns as an Irish elk

Absolute cinema

[north ginkgo]

Don’t say anything yet

Ok now say something

[digital quartz]

Anything yet

[digital quartz]

Something

[shadow prism]

Probably not

[pine lily]

think we'll get a G1 reveal thursday?

[north ginkgo]

Irish elk

Are

Infact

Not elk

[digital quartz]

And

Infact

[north ginkgo]

Or even in the line sorta

[digital quartz]

Extinct

[north ginkgo]

There fallow relatives

[shadow prism]

Maybe idk yet don’t really care when it drops tbh can’t do anything abt it regardless🤷

[shadow prism]

But it’s cotw

[tepid nexus]

Can’t wait to see the GO mulie racks

They are gonna be fire

[shadow prism]

And an Irish elk would be cool

[pine lily]

tru lol

im just curious abt what they chose

[shadow prism]

It’s gonna be raccoon dogs and that’s final

[north ginkgo]

I ran out of sfw reaction images

[shadow prism]

Yeah I am as well I kinda hope it’s not mule deer just to make some ppl mad

[north ginkgo]

Please be elk

G1 elk would be so nice

[pine lily]

pronghorn could be neat

[north ginkgo]

It would be really cool

[pine lily]

bighorn sheep too

[north ginkgo]

Ooooo

Feels goat g1

Hear me out

[shadow prism]

I agree I think a bighorn and mountain goats even could be interesting

Ik what it’ll be

Whitetail

[north ginkgo]

Feral goat*

Ik there not on map but

[shadow prism]

Neither are raccoon dogs but they are getting a g1

[north ginkgo]

[digital quartz]

It'd be crazy awesome if I got insomnia or whatever it's called and could watch my favorite movies and read my favorite books for the first time again

[shadow prism]

If its beaver ima grind them until they don’t respawn for breaking my tents

[shadow prism]

Hey there’s also cons to that

[digital quartz]

Spoilers everywhere😔

[pine lily]

amnesia seamus lmao

[digital quartz]

Can't sleep/can't remember, same thing

[shadow prism]

Then we’ll just tell you emerald coast is the new map and see how you like it every day

[digital quartz]

Evil

[shadow prism]

Yeah your right that map is almost torture

[north ginkgo]

When add bolter

[digital quartz]

Rancho is worse

[pine lily]

Emerald Trollst

[shadow prism]

No

[pine lily]

wrong

[digital quartz]

Yes

[shadow prism]

We won’t be having ranch I hate here

[pine lily]

Rancho is dope

[digital quartz]

I hate Rancho

[shadow prism]

Lil max weight

[pine lily]

itll prolly be the only map ill be playing other than Askiy for much of the summer

[tawdry juniper]

emerald > rancho but both are peak

[digital quartz]

Literally on Parque

[shadow prism]

I’ll be playing rev

[shadow prism]

Parque isn’t relevant

It’s forgotten

[digital quartz]

Only animals Rancho has to itself is the Mexican bobcat

[tawdry juniper]

I had no idea people don't like emerald

[digital quartz]

Parque is top 5

[pine lily]

i like to see youve turned around your opinion of Rancho lmao

[shadow prism]

Croc and troll simulator

[tawdry juniper]

NEM has bobcat same animal

[pine lily]

what made you believe in it?

[digital quartz]

True

[shadow prism]

Top 5 most forgotten maps

[pine lily]

-# they have different weight ranges

[tawdry juniper]

i can take the L when i deserve it and im proud to

[digital quartz]

Only good thing about Rancho is the shotgun

[shadow prism]

Best map for pheasants

[pine lily]

fun brush hunting environment

[digital quartz]

-# so do we and we're both humans

[tawdry juniper]

stop trawling beach for crocs its boring. run around with shotgun and shoot deer and quails

[digital quartz]

Fun🤨

[tawdry juniper]

emerald is revontuli for deer

[shadow prism]

Rancho has pheasants

And deer I’ll run around there

[pine lily]

Deervontuli

[pine lily]

yeah its fun

now I just wish yotes would get remodeled

[digital quartz]

Cuatro has pheasants and Cuatro is the second best reserve

[shadow prism]

Rev south most underrated area in cotw

[tawdry juniper]

rancho just isn't fun if you're an ambush guy

[shadow prism]

Cuatro is top 5 most forgotten maps too

[tawdry juniper]

you gotta run around

parque would be so effing peak if they fixed puma behavior

[digital quartz]

💔

[shadow prism]

Lakes are so weird on there

[pine lily]

itd be more peak if it was actually representative of patagonia

and had proper highlands

and guanaco

and vicuna

and redone mtn lions like you said

and DOVES

ITS ARGENTINA WITHOUT DOVES

DOVEHUNTING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AND NO DOVES

[digital quartz]

Rancho lakes are almost unhuntable

[tawdry juniper]

ok i was gonna disagree with you and say its peak either way but youre right it should have doves

[shadow prism]

and if it had its actual animals and not just random stuff thrown together and called a hunting reserve

[scarlet bluff]

i hate rev south

[pine lily]

YEAH

[shadow prism]

Yeah that’s fair

[tawdry juniper]

growls at you

[scarlet bluff]

i have been down there so many times trying to get a dime willow

[pine lily]

or at least had more species and more interesting options

[tawdry juniper]

rancho lakes SUCK true

but the brush is good

[pine lily]

pere davids deer missed opportunity

[scarlet bluff]

it won't give me my dime willow :(

[shadow prism]

U just hate everything don’t u

[shadow prism]

Yeah me neither don’t feel bad

[scarlet bluff]

partly

[frank perch]

Only use for cuatro is ibex

[shadow prism]

I got another dime raccoon dog tho so we good

[tawdry juniper]

gave me dime canada and white willow in 2 days i say thats a skissue

[digital quartz]

Your opinion is not respectable

[tawdry juniper]

GOD THESE THINGS ARE FREAKS

[shadow prism]

He’s right tho

[tawdry juniper]

no

mouflon

and peak pheasants

[scarlet bluff]

i have like 4 or 5 white willows

[tawdry juniper]

and roe deer without hirschfelden

[shadow prism]

Worst pheasant map

[scarlet bluff]

that's all it ever gives me is white willows

[frank perch]

Mouflon is good

[scarlet bluff]

and then

diamond and piebald lynxs

[pine lily]

also thanks to remodels mouflon will no longer be the only sheep with good horns

[tawdry juniper]

booo

[pine lily]

thank lord]

[tawdry juniper]

im biased to cuatro because it was the first map i bought

and it tought me everything i know

and i love it

[digital quartz]

1. Roe deer
2. Pigs
3. Pheasant(beat pheasant map)
4. Wolves
5. mouflan

[tawdry juniper]

the fatherland

[shadow prism]

Medved is the best map

[digital quartz]

Cuatro gave me a SR

[tawdry juniper]

damn what kind

[frank perch]

Cuatro was the best red deer map

[digital quartz]

Mela ses ibex

[tawdry juniper]

parque gave me my SR

ochre peccary

[pine lily]

I dont have an SR lmao

[shadow prism]

Parque te and medved gave me my srs

[tawdry juniper]

singleplayer 🔥

[frank perch]

Te killed cuatro

[shadow prism]

Parque is still garbage tho

[digital quartz]

No map sucks
-# except Rancho

[north ginkgo]

Vorhunga sucks