🦡︴cotw-scotland

[real flame]

THIS SCOPE

zoom xd my beloved

on the 1903 too

[rough tree]

the Zoom XD scope is genuinely my favorite one

[real flame]

YEAH

it fits so well on the 1903

[long spade]

Don't mind the RDR2

[real flame]

tbh woth scopes can get a bit op, the 21x one is uhhh

[pine lily]

valid game choice

Arthur is a W protagonist

Dutch is a bastard Micah is bastard cubed

[split otter]

Holding out hope we the green grey night vision binoculars if a DLC pack gets released.

[plain star]

I’m pretty pissed I won’t be able to play the new reserve until August

[rough tree]

yeahhhh lol

[real flame]

I run it on the .338 cos then I'm basically toting a mfing sniper rifle lol

[rough tree]

i break out the .338 for long distance elk hunting on Matariki but that's mainly it lol

[long spade]

I had a feeling you might agree

[real flame]

oh it's my Tikamoon main

[inland kite]

Guessing you on console Maddog?

[rough tree]

the 9.3x62mm is usually glued to me

[real flame]

gotta love being able to instadrop a lion at 350m with a heart shot

[plain star]

Yup, and my Xbox is in State College

[rough tree]

red deer, moose, bears, cape buffaloes, gemsbok, you name it

[real flame]

9.3 is my trans gun

[long spade]

I have a thread for it here lol, I love it and the .30-30

[real flame]

well both in this game and in woth

[rough tree]

I take it everywhere but I especially like it on Tikamoon and Lintukoto

[long spade]

Lintukoto is just Revontuli with big game and a edgy warden

[rough tree]

if I can ever afford to start building a hunting rifle collection irl, I want a fullstock Steyr Mannlicher like what WotH and theHunter Classic has

[split otter]

Didn't you get told the MAN would give you all of your DLC to play on laptop

[plain star]

Huh?

[rough tree]

idk what i'd choose regarding what it's chambered in but we'll cross that bridge when we get there lol

step 1 is being able to afford all the stuff for a Marlin 336

[split otter]

That if you asked nicely an EW employee would do right by you.

[agile cradle]

wonka was present during the Enron financial scandal

[long spade]

All the stuff?

[pine lily]

also fellas custom sling and stock cuff update

USPS has my stuff

[split otter]

Why is Wonka never involved in any EU or Pan-Asiatic intrigue?

[pine lily]

pray for me they dont F it up

or ima beef with the federal postal system

[real flame]

lmao???

tbh I don't get the guy's schtick

is he like a former mafia guy or smth lmao

[split otter]

You can read back chat a few days and decide for yourself what the message inferred.

[rough tree]

the gun, a scope, ammo, etc lol

[long spade]

Too good for you A-hole. It's in his bio

[real flame]

HUH

[split otter]

Casual, no worries

[agile cradle]

hes also a porch pirate

[rough tree]

what

[long spade]

I thought you meant upgrades for the internals, I was gonna give you a good parts place

[pine lily]

so basicallt Lintukoto does have an edgy warden lmao

[real flame]

I could swear he was like, an exconvict

[plain star]

Idk

lol

[split otter]

Am I a huh farmer? It sounded casual

[rough tree]

it feels like randomly generated replies lol

[plain star]

It does

lol

[long spade]

Nope, that was one story told by the pathological liar ex warden apparently. This guy just doesn't want to talk to people he doesn't think are as smart as him

[real flame]

OHHHH okay

that's kinda boring tbh LOL

[inland kite]

Sounds like a douche

[real flame]

tbh for wardens, peak is still cotw's parque

woman literally has you reenact an assassination she pulled off in the past

[rough tree]

i never really got hooked on WotH's stories aside from the beginning Hollywood mule deer missions lol

[pine lily]

to me this somehow seems less annoying than the Nez Perce story

[long spade]

He is, but you can't skip dialog so you get to hear his monotone a-hole attitude for the whole mission line

[pine lily]

that dude

damn i cant remember the idiots name

[real flame]

NP isn't that bad, River is... decent ig?

[pine lily]

the guy who set illegal traps

[real flame]

OH

[agile cradle]

he was also friends with shoko asahara and heavily involved in aum shinrykio

[pine lily]

every time he did something

Im just like

"and thats another felony"

"and another...."

[real flame]

I tried shooting his son but the kid didn't have a hitbox

[pine lily]

"... two more ..."

[plain star]

I love how Razz is desperately trying to cause chaos

[inland kite]

Sounds like you'd rather try and hunt with the zarza .223 than put up with his bs 😂

[pine lily]

crazy statement

[long spade]

Noah Waley

[agile cradle]

it will come eventually

[real flame]

I think in the... second to last mission?

yeah

I was testing it out with the .30-06

[plain star]

It will, Dw

[agile cradle]

its really hard to do it without political or genocidal leaders though

[plain star]

It always does

lol

[pine lily]

a realistic character arc for him involves.... like a life sentence in prison for destruction of wildlife and poaching

[real flame]

an immediate game over would've been REALLY funny tho

[pine lily]

like im ngl dude would have like 150 charges

[long spade]

I'd hunt a lion with the 350gr arrows first

[real flame]

like the mgsv 'snake you killed a child' outtake

[vivid cosmos]

What are we talking about now?

[plain star]

Like Blizzarf panthers prey usually starts something

[long spade]

And yet Mississippi Acres let's you overlook poaching and blackmail them too

[inland kite]

No idea, something about trying to shoot a wardens child or something

[real flame]

didn't mississipi have that abandoned factory

[plain star]

Check dms

[pine lily]

lord

i never did the story

[rough tree]

loser, all animals escaped

[vivid cosmos]

Hmmmm

[pine lily]

what happens?

[long spade]

Yep, penned up gator couple dozen skins and eggs

[real flame]

iirc they were running a factory farm of alligators and you have to mercy kill a gator

[pine lily]

bruh

id be on the warpath

mfs gonna get shallow graves in the bayou

[real flame]

LOL

[agile cradle]

much needed g1

[long spade]

And the Warden is just like
We'll keep quiet if you help with charity

[split otter]

Half hills half crazy

[agile cradle]

here is proof that wonka was L. Ron Hubbards right hand man

[inland kite]

Bold of you to assume I'd give them graves, probably would've just thrown them to the gators instead 😂

[real flame]

literally XD

[pine lily]

this is like that time in

oh hell where was it

it was a zoo in europe

[real flame]

see this is why my fave warden is still Parque's lady

[pine lily]

think it was france

no wait

may have been germany

anyway

two idiots from France

they broke into the zoo

[long spade]

The possible murderer/crime boss

[agile cradle]

if in doubt it was france

[pine lily]

tried to steal eggs from an asian monitor lizard exhibit to start illegally rearing them

to sell

illegally

[real flame]

casually like 'oh this politician was 'accidentally' shot in the heart, anyways now you try to reenact the shot'

[pine lily]

one of them got his hands turned into handburger by the angry protective mother monitor for touching her eggs

ngl

deserved

10/10

did laugh

[real flame]

like this is the equivalent of setting you up on the grassy knoll

[long spade]

"Of course there was no evidence to suggest I was the shooter"

[split otter]

Totally thought this was going to Harambe

[real flame]

EXACTLY

[rough tree]

monitor lizard bites are nasty too

[agile cradle]

wonka was on that grassy knoll

[rough tree]

anticoagulant venom moment

[long spade]

Can i just say, I don't need 2 wardens yapping constantly while I'm hunting

[real flame]

god I love parque so much

[pine lily]

I love how sudden the exposition is too

just

regular hunter conversation

suddenly

several people have died mysteriously and I have intimate details of their deaths

[real flame]

tbf for that mission you're supposed to reenact her most significant shots with targets

[long spade]

Parque had one of the few badens who got what they deserved too

[split otter]

No complaints about mini map lacking a warden. Going forwards

[pine lily]

I know but youre like, expecting hunting stories

and you just get

"so there was this dude right"

"somebody capped his ass on that bridge"

"wasnt me, didnt shoot him from exactly where you're standing on god"

"now shoot that target roughly where he was standing that day"

[real flame]

LMAOOOO

LITERALLY

[pine lily]

and im just like

huh

wha

[inland kite]

Reminds me of that one video of Paul Harrell shooting and reading off the velocities from a chronograph, yet someone altered the chrono readings to be: "Paul Harrell shoots and then states a date in which he killed someone"

[agile cradle]

willy did it

[long spade]

Hope there's a baden in the new map

Just some idiot who got lost and froze in a cave and you get a free rifle off him or something

[agile cradle]

g1 baden

[real flame]

inb4 that's how we get the .30-30

[pine lily]

lmfao

[real flame]

it was a mfing heart shot too if I recall correctly

[long spade]

I thought they'd do that with the baden in Medved but nope

[real flame]

like 'oh he was shot in the heart'

specifically

[pine lily]

she makes a point of saying this after remarking about her own abilities to heartshot animals earlier in the story if im not mistaken

it was at this point I was like

🤔

wait a goddamn minute

SHE SHOT THAT DUDE

[real flame]

yeahhhh

[long spade]

And fed her uncle to a cougar apparently

[inland kite]

Wtf even is Parque about 😂

[pine lily]

El gato ate him and turned him into El Crapo

[real flame]

god I miss the weird stories of older cotw maps

[real flame]

it's the Argentinean reserve iirc

[finite wagon]

Wait

Damn

[plain star]

Huh

[long spade]

Ghost jackal

[finite wagon]

Yall are making me actually wanna do the parque story now

[plain star]

Wut

[real flame]

Cuatro also has a really funky story involving genetically modified killer Iberian wolves

[agile cradle]

lev

[pine lily]

and the oddly heavy themes that were actually really engaging, like the loss of Vurhonga's last rhino or the appearance of anthrax in reindeer on MedVed, killing the first Baden

[long spade]

It's good, and the challenge circles are fun once

[pine lily]

I remember having a duel of fate with Sombra

[real flame]

YEAH

[pine lily]

I capped that bastard right in the face with a 10GA slug

he never had a chance

[plain star]

All the telenovelas

[finite wagon]

IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO FANART OF THOSE WOLVES FOREVEERRR

[real flame]

oh my Sombra got a 12ga slug in the lungs with irons lol

[pine lily]

Parque lore

[finite wagon]

BUT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT DRAWINF CANINES

[inland kite]

I get the feeling the park was probably used by the Junta to silence political dissidents

[plain star]

With the puma?

[finite wagon]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I LOVE THE CUATRO TERRORS

[pine lily]

yeh

[finite wagon]

The sillies 🩷🩷

[long spade]

I've got all 3 in the small room and the .270 under them in saseka

[finite wagon]

I cant wait to taxidermy them AGAIN now that im on a new save

Heh heh heh

[plain star]

Gazelle

[plain star]

#bring back the badens

[limpid egret]

Hoping for a grouse caller

[finite wagon]

I wanted to do fanart of them because i really love the idea but also partially because i partially dislike the execution

Lets use sombra as an example

Did ya notice that sombra has blueish purple eyes

[agile cradle]

i washed my duvet with the sheet on and i just got it out the dryer and it removed its own sheet, im very confused

[agile cradle]

LOSER! all animals escaped

[finite wagon]

Thats a trait that only happens in wolfdog mixes

[long spade]

Now I think about it, I really hope they do the "well, they're dead. . . You should take that nice rifle, won't do them any good now anyway" thing lmao

[finite wagon]

I was gonna draw sombra to reflect such

[inland kite]

Wondering if we got a baden as a warden for a new map and the intro would just be the entire map on fire or destroyed😂

[finite wagon]

Give them more wolfdog-like white markings n the such

[plain star]

Fr lmfao

[plain star]

And you have to fix up the mishaps of the Baden warden lol

[long spade]

Or they go missing by the second mission and you find them under a boulder in a random field

[inland kite]

Pretty much

[finite wagon]

Im sorry but i love those stupid dogs so much i literally have my own headcanons for them

Hunting game btw

Aint no way i have headcanons for literal hunting game wolves

[long spade]

The kinda thing where you just stare at them like HOW?

[pine lily]

with no explanation lmao

[inland kite]

Nah, it'd probably just be them radioing that they managed to get their head stuck in a tree 😂

[plain star]

Chrocodile

[plain star]

lol

[plain star]

lmfao

[agile cradle]

there are chocodiles in wonkas chocolate river. they ate my son.

[long spade]

Exactly, don't try to explain it, just leave it a mystery and let everyone be confused

[plain star]

The Baden way

[pine lily]

God smote his ass with a boulder

personal headcanon

[inland kite]

Everyone: "and I paid 11.99 USD for this..."

[plain star]

lol

[long spade]

Hey, I'd be fine with paying for it if the map is good, the unexplained baden critical fail is just funny

[plain star]

Fr, I would love to see Baden shenanigans occur constantly lol

[vivid cosmos]

I just wish to see some NPCs for a change, like Carolina instructing Beatriz to shoot some Politician

[pine lily]

at this point the remodels, geography, and overall species roster have me sold, im buying Askiy instantly

[plain star]

Ooop, sorry my phone fell out of the helicopter I’m riding

[finite wagon]

Feel free to ask me about my silly headcanons for the cuatro mission wolves (or just ask me a question and i'll make smth up)

[inland kite]

Bold of you to assume that the Baden in question would even manage the map good enough prior to our arrival 😂

[real flame]

same lol

[long spade]

Baden under a rock in the middle of a Prarie

Game warden: " how. . .how did. . .ugh, who cares. Go thin the coyotes out we're losing too many grouse."

[pine lily]

floofy mountain goats, actually good bighorn, muleys, and wolves, and nice looking pronghorn

[plain star]

Ooop sorry, I was practicing shooting and somehow I hit gasoline canisters and now there is a wild fire, can you take care of it?

[split otter]

[awaits This is not a Baden art given a Wonka twist]

[plain star]

You are giving him ideas 😭

[inland kite]

"Hey uh... I might've accidentally left a campfire going...could you uhh...extinguish it? Thanks."

[split otter]

Paint me like one of your prairie girls was pretty funny

[stiff hornet]

Waltuh

[plain star]

The hunter walks up and sees a giant wild fire lol

[vivid cosmos]

When I was more critical of COTW I always said I wouldn't buy this map or that map, the map that took longer for me to get was NEM and i still got it

Askiy is great tho Im exited

[long spade]

The assistant game warden calls you and just says.

So uhm, Mr. Baden broke his leg in a plane crash, can you go put out the fire while I take him to the hospital? It's kinda urgent, he was flying in gasoline cans for the camps

[plain star]

It’s going to be awesome

[inland kite]

"Oh...I forgot to mention... I might've used a LITTLE too much gasoline."

[plain star]

Explosion sound in the distance

[split otter]

NEM had a don't open before this date curing phase.

[inland kite]

birds flying off in the distance 😂

[agile cradle]

why do lighters dissapear into the ether whenever you need em

[vivid cosmos]

I mean I still only played it like 4 times altho the map is cool

[stiff hornet]

Guys oilers in 5

[long spade]

Don't worry the fire is totally under control

distant explosion and smoke cloud

. . .I'll be right back, the uhh. . .the oven is turned on

[plain star]

Hear firefighter helicopters go by

[agile cradle]

man WOTH animations are dope

[vivid cosmos]

Baden Warden?

[inland kite]

"So uhh yeah...about that lookout tower that you were supposed to go to..."

[vivid cosmos]

Call of duty, of the wild

[plain star]

It might be rubble

Sorry about that

[gray reef]

guys oiled up in 5?! where!

[long spade]

You just get a cutscene of the tower falling and he's like

So I left the truck in reverse, can you go call an ambulance?

[inland kite]

"I might've, emphasis on the might've, tried to do some basic repairs and uhh...well just go and see for yourself." 😂

[plain star]

You can fix it, right?

[inland kite]

Literally is just going to be the charred remains of a map that'll be intractable 😂

[gray reef]

cant snort then so not good enough

[long spade]

You get to the outposts and it's literally a smoking pile of charred timber.

I left a lamp lit for you next to the wood pile so you could see if you got there at night, no need to thank me!

[agile cradle]

snorting is not fun

boofing is best

[plain star]

2 weeks pass in game

[agile cradle]

nobody needs to ask what boofing is

[gray reef]

sorry not this big a druggie

[inland kite]

Its still charred 😂

[agile cradle]

urban dictionary it

[plain star]

Then you interact with it again and 2 years pass by

[stiff hornet]

Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

[pine lily]

its more charred cause he lit it on fire again

just an ash mound, no wood anymore

[gray reef]

be there

[long spade]

GW: I sent Baden to meet you with supplies, have you seen him.yet?

The baden in question: lost outside the reserve and truck upside down in a ditch

[inland kite]

Alright, now don't get mad but somehow, I managed to turn my ATV into a rudimentary bird and uhh...let's just say it's managed to find a "nest on a tree" or so to speak, you think you could get it out from there?

[split otter]

All of this should be saved and put into a remaster of COTW. Right down to the playing whatever the lev game is on your Huntermate.

[stiff hornet]

I ain’t gonna be there, there’s big sweaty hockey men there

[plain star]

And then 5 in game days later, he calls you back: “So about that tower you rebuilt, I left the gas stove running with no flame and I accidentally knocked over a lantern and….yeah…..you might want to check it out”

[agile cradle]

preserve its lev-acy

[long spade]

So many options for a baden storyline, at least one has to be a decent person absolutely sick of their family

[inland kite]

So I tried changing a light bulb and one thing leads to another, annddd the outposts been turned into rubble again

[plain star]

Can you fix it?

[gray reef]

OH MY GAHHH

[plain star]

We need a Baden warden, this could be so funny lol

[agile cradle]

anyone wanna hit me with some more song reccos

[split otter]

what genre

[long spade]

I know we just rebuilt this tower, but what if, just hypothetically, someone accidentally. . . Hit it with a Falling tree and it's leaned over the hill in a very scary angle

[split otter]

and how obscure

[agile cradle]

anything but electronic its too late in the night

[gray reef]

4 morant

[split otter]

hmm

[inland kite]

Think for a decent baden, he/she would have to have some kind of underlying flaw just for the plot

[plain star]

Just have some final destination level of complex tower destruction

[agile cradle]

by com truise?

[long spade]

Total and absolutely overwhelming phobia of birds

[gray reef]

yuh 1well technically doja cat jus is unreleased

[plain star]

lol, or like he’s afraid of wasp

[long spade]

You just go back and there's a tree sticking into the windows of the tower

[plain star]

lmao

[inland kite]

I Remember Clifford by Masayoshi Takanaka or Summertime Madness by Kool and the Gang

[agile cradle]

twas a vibe

[gray reef]

love it

[split otter]

Going full Alberta Canada here. The Besnards Lakes "Disaster"

[long spade]

You get interrupted with random screaming and then ten minutes later

So uh, there was a wasp in here, I'm so sorry for screaming

[inland kite]

ahem sorry about that, there was wild animal that I had to shoo away 😂

[split otter]

Or "Lockstepp" off Cindy Lee's Diamond Jubilee

[agile cradle]

this clifford one is like modern jazz made listenable and actually not insufferable i love it

[inland kite]

Just wait til you listen to oh tengo suerte or I remember you

[agile cradle]

you meme songed me pineapple how dare you

[plain star]

So about that tower you just rebuilt, I accidentally kicked a rock which knocked into a chainsaw and somehow caused it to turn on and the chainsaw was imbedded in a tree so when it was running it got deeper into the tree until began to fall and the tree fell on a power line, which caused it to spark and one of the sparks landed in a gas container that was open, causing the gas to explode and destroy the tower.

[plain star]

Can you fix it?

[long spade]

Omg, imagine a posh British accent in a baden who's ruining everything and massively understating the issue

The cabin could use a bit of a clean, please handle that if you would

The cabin: roof caved in, widows broken, active bear den

[agile cradle]

summertime madness by kool and the gang is that one meme song and he got my ass with it😞🙏

[split otter]

It is a standout if you pull up the original debut performance on live tv

[agile cradle]

what on gods green earth is a british accent

[inland kite]

Besides the meme it's good to listen to when you're high/drunk AF 😂

[split otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8P7ss0M3s

[agile cradle]

agreed this is some vice city backing track vibes

[agile cradle]

very modern psych vibes

love it

floyd meets country music

[agile cradle]

if you want something to listen to, try Ooh La La by Faces

mix of english and scottish musicians

Rod Stewart at one point was in Faces

he didnt sing on Ooh La La though

[digital quartz]

Meow

[agile cradle]

woof woof

[inland kite]

😐

[agile cradle]

are you judging my furry identity? how dare you this is a safe space pineapple.

[inland kite]

Another good one is Ventura Highway by America (same band who did Horse With No Name)

[agile cradle]

America are dope

already got that one in my liked playlist

you know who i fw

Blondie

absolutely brilliant band

[inland kite]

Another good choice 👏

[agile cradle]

i have an original 1979 print of Eat to the Beat👀

its in MINT aswell

basically unplayed

[pine lily]

aw hell yeah

[last schooner]

i have a ton of original pressings for stuff i would have to check my discogs for the list of them

[agile cradle]

totally dont just listen to them because of debbie at all

[stone pine]

What’s everyone’s honest prediction on the great one. I definitely didn’t prepare for mule deer on rancho today in hopes and predictions for them

[ripe cobalt]

I watched that bob marley movie last month and have gotten into his music like never before. If you're looking for a new music obsession.

[pine lily]

my guess is mule deer

my hope is both mule deer and grey wolf

[agile cradle]

i have this 1970s japanese excellent condition copy of hurricane by bob dylan

[stone pine]

I think it’s confirmed only one great one

[agile cradle]

i love how the lyrics are both in kanji and english

[pine lily]

but what if its a psyop and its actually 2

[stone pine]

Hopefully

[agile cradle]

i also have an OG pressing of the very very
very rare Infinite album made my eminem but my nephew has it and keeps forgetting to bring it back

[inland kite]

That's not ridiculous, that's not ridiculous 👆

[stone pine]

Maybe???? Just maybeeee???? Please ew

[digital quartz]

First whitetail troll on PS???

[agile cradle]

trump has his hands in EWs team

[stone pine]

Better watch out mentioning his name I posted a meme about him wanting to take over Canada and people will be mad it’s another US map and I got a warning for political content

[inland kite]

Dunno if it's just me but I swear trying to find more rare wolf fur types on Yukon seem more challenging than finding a diamond 😂

[last schooner]

don check the resale value of some of them (its alot

[agile cradle]

i think a joke about psyops is a lil diff to mentioning his actual ideas of political control lol

[last schooner]

also the 3 numbers are min sell price, avg and mag

[digital widget]

metallica reference 🗣️💯🔥

[agile cradle]

nice. i've been looking for an original copy of AC/DCs high voltage, the 50th anni gold pressing is cool but i want an original mono press

[last schooner]

(and i have 2 copies of back in black too)

[agile cradle]

back in black is good but nothing will beat Bon Scotts voice ever

im a Bon Scott purist

[last schooner]

and plus the actual value of the TNT album i have being a near mint copy with no damage to the vinyl and almost no damage to the gatefold means its easily worth the 400-500 or more price tag

some people have them listed for like 800-900 but those dont sell

[agile cradle]

we call those people "greedy arseholes"

some people were trying to list reprints of the white album for original press pricing💀that one really annoyed me

[last schooner]

im not even bothered to sell my vinyl though its too much of a hassle if i wanted to actually get the value of them

though uh i did buy the TNT album for 10 bucks off some old couple before i knew its actual worth so i mean its not like i wouldnt profit

[agile cradle]

im just passively waiting for bob dylan to pass away so my japanese single skyrockets in price

[last schooner]

i wish i could get japanese pressings of stuff

[agile cradle]

i only paid £20 on a near excellent condition

[agile cradle]

ebays got a lot of bob dylan japanese pressings

[last schooner]

i dont like buying vinyl online

[agile cradle]

im trying to get the full SOPB collection of japanese bob records

i just love how the kanji looks on the albums

[agile cradle]

fair, i just dont like used stores because they're always charging more than i can afford

online its much easier to get a refund too

[gray reef]

i dont buy vinyl cause im fresh from the cooter

[agile cradle]

ebay buyer protection means you can send it back for any reason

[agile cradle]

im only 23 i just like the idea of having music when the world goes to purge and the internet stops working

[last schooner]

also btw stuff here thats transliterated into japanese for the title of the album is just writen in katakana

it just says harike-n, bobu deiran

[agile cradle]

gonna be honest i jus said kanji because i know NOTHING about japanese writing styles

[agile cradle]

thats got me rolling for some reason

[last schooner]

if you wanna be able to read that atleast it only takes like maybe 2 weeks to learn both katakana and hiragana scripts

but you wont magically be able to actually understand any of the actual kanji on the back or japanese words in the lyrics just the loan words like the transliteration of bob dylan

[agile cradle]

im already learning 3 or 4 different languages at this time so i'll probably pass for now😅

[last schooner]

yeah if you wanted to actually learn japanese its uh
not easy especially if your native language is anything germanic like alot of europe and english

[ripe cobalt]

Holy @#$%&* did you guys see the jurassic world evolution 3 trailer got leaked early? It looks amazing.

[gray reef]

it got officially announced lmao

you can preorder it on steam

[stiff hornet]

WAIT FR?

[gray reef]

yeah didnt know til i opened steam today. and BOOM JWE3 coming October 21

[stiff hornet]

THIS IS PEAK

[gray reef]

it truly is

[gray reef]

dead chat

where my europeans

[agile cradle]

im unfortunately european

i'd rather be asian

or australasian

[agile cradle]

korean is about the same level unless you romanise everything which i had to do for taekwondo

[gray reef]

Kpop idola!!!!

[agile cradle]

korean rap slaps

you ever heard of Balming tiger

[gray reef]

yeah its called my peenits

[sick gale]

...why is there always something going on in this chat around this time?

[quaint lintel]

Mule deer on snow 🔥

[limber cliff]

Cos y'all don't know how to act right

[gray reef]

because i come in to chat darling

[gray reef]

snow snow snow

[agile cradle]

im a mentally ill insomniac

bout sums up why im here

[sick gale]

Yeah pretty much

[gray reef]

rawr same bout sling some shots at fat ducks

[sick gale]

That explains it

[agile cradle]

im gettin me some woth mulies

[gray reef]

woth 🥀 🕊️

[inland kite]

Thinking its because we've run out things to glaze about the new map 😂

[gray reef]

i can glaze it more got some in the chamber

[inland kite]

Don't even try and reason with me, you 100% deserved that 🤦‍♂️

[agile cradle]

yikers

[gray reef]

you target me little boy

[weak smelt]

xe/xim? gloople glorp👽

[inland kite]

Photos printed? 👽

[gray reef]

xexing xizzer.

[weak smelt]

Bogos binted

[inland kite]

What? 👨

[weak smelt]

Zorp?

👽

[gray reef]

too much weird stuff in chat

[digital quartz]

😭

[weak smelt]

literally take a look at ur own tiktok page

[last schooner]

elon cake

[gray reef]

why his ass so phat 😋

[gray reef]

its normal. normal. im normal. normal.

[white vessel]

sigmafued

[mystic sorrel]

We had a good streak that ended the day you were born

[gray reef]

thats mean i bet your dentist ahh father poked a hole in your skull

[final jasper]

little disappointed we only got black bears on the new map and no grizzlies

[candid owl]

Do we know the new great one species

[gray reef]

mallard

[agile cradle]

100%

[weak smelt]

it's mallard

they just haven't showed any of the designs yet like they did pheasant

[agile cradle]

its the obvious choice

its pretty much all anyones been asking for

[gray reef]

just got my first dime of the grind

[jovial musk]

Y'all know anything about this???

It's in medved and I've never seen it before

[dusky locust]

That is super strange... have you tried scanning it?

[pine lily]

old QR code teasing Te Awaora from years ago

[jovial musk]

Ah ok

[dusky locust]

Pretty cool

[gray reef]

these newgens...

[coarse lintel]

I miss in game clues to new content

I think Mississippi was the last one that had clues in game leading up to it.

[gray reef]

WRONG Aussie

[coarse lintel]

What clue was it?

Because I don’t remember any in-game/on other maps clues for that one. Last one I remember is the alligator hiss on srp before Mississippi released

Like Ik they did clues on social media for it

[agile cradle]

dope. dont think iv got a mallard dime yet

[gray reef]

ive got two in the past two days

[mystic sorrel]

What map you using? And are you using the retriever

[gray reef]

yeah i do retriever. id do te first then rev

[mystic sorrel]

Ya I have never hunted for birds really got no idea what to do but figure I should get a few to pad out the lodge

How do you set up the grind just a blind and a caller?

[gray reef]

yuh use electric caller

[mystic sorrel]

Aight thanks

[stoic echo]

morning chat

[worthy schooner]

good night

i may sleep

under my rock

[stoic echo]

nice

[gray reef]

ice

creamed

[stoic echo]

creamed on ice

wait

that sounds wierd

dammit

[vital blaze]

can someone explain this

how is hair on the chin considered the trophy organ

[gray reef]

maybe cause the second shot is SKULL JAW

[vital blaze]

oh

i diddent see that 💀

[gray reef]

its okay

[vital blaze]

my game is weird today

first i find a flying moose

and now

super chill fox

aww

i thought makeing it a png would work

[calm mortar]

I shootet my first Saltwatercrocodile in melanistic right now

[glacial oasis]

You

[gray reef]

spelling hard

[calm mortar]

Sry man im German

[calm mortar]

Im not the best in Englisch

[sullen surge]

i wonder if the .30.30 win ammo will get some sort of buff in the alberta hunting reserve.

[last beacon]

nah you got the hollow point and soft point

[verbal peak]

Just letting you know, the past tense of ‘to shoot’ in English is ‘shot’.

[static tree]

@wet vessel it isnt just me

[wet vessel]

That's just disrespectful lmao

The guy is literally German

English is definitely not their 1st language

[static tree]

i dont speak english

i speak aussie

[wet vessel]

This is such a wild difference between you, an Australian who only knows English, to a German who probably barely speaks English

[wet vessel]

Oh yea

Mb

Disregard everything I just said

[static tree]

yeah

vc later?

or no

[wet vessel]

I'm still out so probably not

Unless I'm home in like 3 hours

But I doubt it

[static tree]

i mean ima be up later

cause 3 day weekend

[wet vessel]

Idk when I'll be home

Cus I'm out with friends

[static tree]

the russain

[wet vessel]

No

That's scary

[static tree]

i have a russain teacher now

makes me

question life

[wet vessel]

I had one for ict

I liked her

But then she got replaced by a Maltese one

[static tree]

mines for woodwork

[wet vessel]

I liked her too

[static tree]

hes loud

[wet vessel]

Ahh

[static tree]

he was deffently part of some gang

has gang tattoos all over him

[wet vessel]

Could just be normal tattoos

Or something to do with his culture

[static tree]

um when they have gang numbers next to a knife and on his knuckles is a name of a gang

so no

[hardy apex]

where is the map picture?

[carmine creek]

latest in pinned messages, it's greyed out by the spoiler warning

[stoic echo]

@hardy apex

[glacial oasis]

why you bully non native speakers

they speak english cause its the only language you can speak......

[hardy apex]

thanky you man

[hardy apex]

okay thanks

[stoic echo]

np 🙂

[lone forge]

You understood what he was saying perfectly, at least you can speak German right?

[wet vessel]

I doubt that they could understand any German at all lol, like thw other guys said, they only spoke English cus that's the only language everyone understands

They made an effort

Nothing wrong with that

[proper wedge]

What species do you expect to get a population reset on all maps when Askiy releases? I have some pets...

[verbal peak]

The ones getting remodelled

[vital blaze]

I have a minimal case of dyslexia

I get correct in rude ways all the time

[glacial oasis]

when i was younger people were meaner than a mf to me

[potent bane]

None

[wet vessel]

Won't some get a reset due to reworks?

[glacial oasis]

i only started learning to properly speak english when i was around 11

[wet vessel]

I'm fluent in 2 languages, learning a 3rd, but won't bully ppl for not knowing how to read/write/talk in a language, especially if it isn't there 1st

That's just rude

[potent bane]

I don't think so

Full animal roster is revealed and they haven't mentioned any resets so I don't think we'll have any

[wet vessel]

I doubt anyone here could speak Maltese, I wouldn't mock any of you if you tried to read it (you would fail miserably tho lol)

[wet vessel]

Ahh ok

Makes sense

[potent bane]

I could still be wrong

[wet vessel]

I'd think reworked animals would get reset

Bcs how would their furs and stuff get changed

But I could be wrong

[rough tree]

that's what I'm thinking too

but we'll see

[cedar wedge]

I haven’t heard anything about pop resets

[lone forge]

I assume that there I'll be pop resets for redone animals but I believe that there home ranges and possibly zones will remain

[rough tree]

yeah that's what I'm expecting too

[proper wedge]

So based on the trailers and pics, people have said ohh they look fluffier for the following:
-Mule Deer
-Gray Wolf
-Bighorn Sheep
-Mountain Goat
-Pronghorn

[glacial oasis]

gray wolves look more than fluffier 😭

they actually look like wolves

[rough tree]

Yeah I definitely noticed that they look like they actually have fur now

[red stream]

why isn't it wishlistable on Epic Games?

[lethal cairn]

Cause Epic Games sucks

[agile cradle]

picking epic over steam is essentially picking a vauxhall corsa with a missing door over a lambo

[verbal quest]

Nice dankula pfp

[agile cradle]

whatever do you mean? that is i, the oompa loompa who exposes wonkas secrets

[stoic echo]

oompla loompa doobidy doo, idk what to do

[agile cradle]

for real tho goated youtuber

[glossy garnet]

What animals besides wolves are being redone

[hearty blade]

So they reworked pronghorn too?

[hearty blade]

JIMBOB

DO U REMEMEBR ME

[glossy garnet]

Oh yeah hi lol

[hearty blade]

it’s been a long time haha

[rough tree]

grey wolf, mule deer, bighorn sheep, mountain goat, and pronghorn iirc

[lone forge]

Mountain goat, mule deer, bhmghonr and pronghorn

[lone forge]

Damn

😂

[glossy garnet]

Mule deer and bighorns need it fr

[lone forge]

Definitely better spelling on bighorn

[rough tree]

bhmghonr🥀

[glossy garnet]

I really hope we stop getting bighorns with ears inside their horns

[glossy garnet]

Yeah haven’t played this in months

Got the platinum tho

[hearty blade]

Nice

[trim tide]

guys, is Arzyna, Malmer, 22lr and Whitlock model a good loadout for Alberta?

[glossy garnet]

Sorry I meant all the dlc achievements

[hearty blade]

ohhh

[glossy garnet]

Hated getting the heart shots with the longbow

That sucked

Put that one off for like 4 years

[hearty blade]

Lol

[rough tree]

the Whitlock not so much unless they buff 30-30 (it is pitiful compared to what it can do irl), everything else sounds good

[glossy garnet]

They should add Albertasaurus to the map

[trim tide]

alright, what should i use then? anny suggestions?

[glossy garnet]

I use the 300 magnum the m1 the gun you get from emerald and the 22 lr for every map

It’s a great combo and you have enough weight to bring one extra gun

[rough tree]

Albertosaurus and Albertaceratops lol :>

[trim tide]

alright

[glossy garnet]

You know borealopelta?

Best fossils ever imo

It’s from Alberta

[rough tree]

omg yes, it's one of my favorite dinosaurs :>

[glossy garnet]

I wanna see it bad

[rough tree]

the specimen we have is spectacular

[glossy garnet]

Legit it’s probably better than most more recent mammal fossils

[glossy garnet]

I’d argue it’s somewhat better than some of the frozen stuff we get

[rough tree]

I'd say it's up there as one of the best dinosaur specimens ever discovered

[glossy garnet]

I’d say it is the best one

[rough tree]

alongside "Dakota" the Edmontosaurus "mummy," that one Psittacosaurus that basically didn't rot, Anchiornis, Sinosauropteryx, etc.

[glossy garnet]

Although the tail in amber is also pretty good

[glossy garnet]

I haven’t heard of that psittacosaurus

[rough tree]

It's one specimen that basically reveals a ton of stuff from the animal

[glossy garnet]

Looked it up

[stiff hornet]

Personally I just wanna see theHunter: Primal come back, but with maps and DLCs. Gimme the Prince Creek Formation so we can hunt dinosaurs in the snow. Pachyrhinosaurus, Nanuqsaurus, Alaskacephale, Edmontosaurus, and Saurornitholestes to name a few.

[rough tree]

scales, coloration, these weird quill things, the reptile equivalent of a belly button, etc.

[glossy garnet]

Some very nice quills

[glossy garnet]

I’d love to see an Australian map for taht

[agile cradle]

what dyou call a blind dinosaur?

d'youthinkhesaurus?

[fervent sundial]

-_-

[agile cradle]

puns are my favourite means of comedy

the d'youthinkhesaurus joke is the oldest one in the book

could say pre-historic

[agile cradle]

poor guys got so many black head zits

[agile cradle]

should build it on a version of cotw instead of classic this time too

[stiff hornet]

Build it on the new engine too so it looks better and not like the Blacktail do in COTW…

[rough tree]

and then there's this goober (Anchiornis huxleyi) where we know about the colors, patterning, and feather structuring thanks to scanning a specimen in multiple wavelenghts of light :>

[stiff hornet]

What’s your favorite dinosaur genus?

[rough tree]

That's a tough one, but if I had to choose an absolute favorite, at risk of sounding "basic," it's probably Tyrannosaurus

I already love tyrannosaurids, and Tyrannosaurus itself is an absolute anomaly even within its family, and we also know so much about it

how fast it could walk and run, how well it could turn while moving, bite force, possible range of senses thanks to scans of the braincase, their growth patterns, feeding habits and preferred prey, etc.

[stiff hornet]

Nah Tyrannosaurus is really cool, both T. rex and T. mcraeensis

[rough tree]

how alarmingly quiet it would've been while walking

[agile cradle]

you know whats a cool dino

erythrovenators

[stiff hornet]

My personal favorite is Siats because it’s a weird dude which we have no idea what kind of Therapod it even is.

[agile cradle]

emu but long

[rough tree]

you should check out the ornithomimids then :>

[stiff hornet]

That’s the one from Brazil, yeah?

[stiff hornet]

Literally just big ostriches lol

[agile cradle]

yup Rio Grande

[rough tree]

a whole family of dinosaurs that basically did the ostrich/emu thing ahead of time lol

[agile cradle]

the mexidracon is also one of my basic bish faves

i didnt get the dinosaur tism i was power ranger tism

[rough tree]

Deinonychus is another one i love

dromaeosaurids as a whole are super cool imo

[agile cradle]

They're awesome, first ones basically a proto-osprey

[rough tree]

Deinonychus itself was especially interesting bc it was actually capable of grasping prey with its talons like birds of prey do

The first digit on the foot (often called a "dewclaw") was arranged in a way that let them clench their talons like a fist, so they could pin smaller animals down like hawks, owls, and eagles do

[fervent sundial]

Deinosuchus

[stiff hornet]

I mean it basically was a bird of prey before birds of prey existed. It was a speedy little demon turkey.

[agile cradle]

my village is full of prey birds, we actually have the occasional osprey visits, lots of hawks, buzzardss and a few different owls that live in the woods behind my house

[rough tree]

iirc it's also speculated that the juveniles could climb and perch in trees bc of how small they were, and may have even been able to "glide" (slow falling by flapping, like what pheasants do when they land) from branches and such

[agile cradle]

i watched an owl yoink a vole from my garden when i was out for a late night smoke once

[rough tree]

oh and troodontids were really cool too, bc they went the owl route instead (huge eyes for seeing in low light conditions, offset ears for powerful directional hearing, etc.)

Their taxonomical history is a mess but it's better now than before lol

[agile cradle]

thats awesome

[rough tree]

at one point everything was "Troodon," but now "Troodon" is a wastebasket taxon and most troodontids have their own genera (like Stenonychosaurus, Pectinodon, etc.)

[glacial oasis]

did they make gay dinosaurs

[agile cradle]

taxonomy, the art of making it up as you go along and figuring it out later

[glacial oasis]

LOL

[stiff hornet]

I mean there’s gay mammals and birds all over the place so there were probably gay dinosaurs too

[glacial oasis]

i want to see them

[rough tree]

yeah :3 (art by Gabriel Ugueto)

[glacial oasis]

GABRIEL UGUETO IS MY GOAT

[rough tree]

I love how he does Pride art every year too

[glacial oasis]

i love julio lacerda too

he did a gay megaloceros piece

for pride once

[agile cradle]

you know what i find absolutely hilarious in regards to gay animals, edinburgh zoo has 2 gay penguins and the zoo keepers have to give them an egg shaped rock during hatching season to look after so they dont think something is wrong with them

[stiff hornet]

Pride AND accurate dinosaurs? Hell yeah!

[rough tree]

i thinm Ugueto has done some gay dinosaurs outside of Pride too which is cool

[stiff hornet]

My zoo had a gay giraffe pair for a long time but they passed a long time ago

[glacial oasis]

just give em a real egg at this point

oh yeah arent like

a huge percentage of giraffe males gay lmao

[stiff hornet]

Yeah a lot are. Same with Walruses.

[glacial oasis]

lesbian albatrosses

😋

and foxes

[cedar wedge]

[glacial oasis]

bonobos are also really gay

[fervent sundial]

Call me a giraffe the way I look at dudes

[rough tree]

:3

[glacial oasis]

i looove ugueto

[bitter lake]

Are there gonna be dinosaurs on alberta?

[glacial oasis]

yea

[bitter lake]

No wayy

[fervent sundial]

Yeah of course

[rough tree]

Dimetrodon is the guest star here bc they actually aren't dinosaurs (they're actually more closely related to us bc humans and Dimetrodon are both synapsids), and Tupandactylus are pterosaurs :>

but funny gay prehistoric animals regardless :3

[bitter lake]

Is there gonna be a spinosaurus?

[fervent sundial]

Fabled Brontosaurus

[bitter lake]

That would be sick

[outer geyser]

Any ideas if we will get 5 medium beavers or 9 Legendary?

[glacial oasis]

no spinosaurus was egyptian

[fervent sundial]

Likely 9 legendary

Like most class 2-3s

[glass quest]

probably 5 medium

[agile cradle]

man i typed for so long i forgot what my message was actually trying to say

[fervent sundial]

I'm ngl I've been fawning over my Obsidian for like an hour

[outer geyser]

The room is spilit, I have no idea as Kangroos were predicted to be level 5 and they were Level 9

[fervent sundial]

He's so iridescent and bootiful

[night trench]

Nah probably lvl 3

[rough tree]

I really want a sapphire pheasant someday

[glacial oasis]

pearl for me

[agile cradle]

i feel theres a significant difference between a roo and a beav

[glacial oasis]

or garnet

[outer geyser]

Wait you guys are getting GO

[glass quest]

thought that but i’ve got a feeling they’ll be class 4

[glacial oasis]

i wish

[rough tree]

Honestly any of them would be genuinely awesome but I especially want Sapphire, Obsidian, or Pearl

[agile cradle]

yes i have a blizzarf panthers prey

[glacial oasis]

530 hours and only like 12 of my own diamonds

13 if you count cuatro's fantasma wolf

[night trench]

No the smallest class 4 animals are still more then 70kgs

[outer geyser]

I wish I could find the moose one, Grinded for ages

[agile cradle]

ew gave me early access

[night trench]

Beaver will be either 3 or 2

[outer geyser]

Beaver will probs be 2

But level is impossible to guess

[bitter lake]

Imagine g1 beaver

[glacial oasis]

i think beavers will go up to 5...

[rough tree]

Considering how big beavers can get I kinda want them to be class 3

[last schooner]

they should be class 3s

[night trench]

Nah

[bitter lake]

I wonder with what will we shoot them

My guess is 22.l

[rough tree]

some of the largest beavers sit around 45ish kgs iirc

[plain star]

Beav

[night trench]

Thats up to the person no?

[rough tree]

they can get giant and it's scary

[agile cradle]

.50bmg

[bitter lake]

Yea

[bitter lake]

Too weak

[glacial oasis]

man

thats 20 kg lighter than me

why am i nearly on par with a beaver in weight

[last schooner]

if lynx are 3s beaver should be 3s too

[night trench]

The deserve a 470 round for the 160k worth of tents they have destroyed

[plain star]

Schwerer Gustav

[agile cradle]

300mmx173mm for the GAU-8/A?

[rough tree]

it's basically half of my weight (despite my shape I'm a tall woman lol)

[last schooner]

coyotes should be 3s too but they're not

[bitter lake]

Imagine if they could chew trees then go away and you are just walking minding your buisness and a tree falls on your head

[bitter lake]

That will maybe penetrate the lungs

[glacial oasis]

how tall

[agile cradle]

The Enola Gay

[plain star]

How about this

[rough tree]

187.96 cm/6'2" :>

[glacial oasis]

jesus christ

im only 5'11....

[bitter lake]

Thats big enough i think

[agile cradle]

are you kidding me im a man and im 5"6 and a half

[plain star]

Cool

[rough tree]

i hope estrogen shaves a few of those inches off and compensates in the thigh department, but I have to actually get on estrogen first

[agile cradle]

that half is important in my height trust

[bitter lake]

But we dont have strong enough guns for pheasents

[rough tree]

being a tall gay woman sucks bc I don't get to experience the joy of being picked up by a taller gay woman

[night trench]

You are still 6 inches taller then my 15 year old friend

[agile cradle]

punt gun with downsized cannon balls for munition

[last schooner]

bruh I'm like a 5' 8 guy

[glacial oasis]

i actually dont mind my height

[last schooner]

why are you so tall

[bitter lake]

Thats a bit weak, will take more shots

[plain star]

Damn, taller than me and I’m 6’1”

[rough tree]

half of my family is tall and that's the genes I got lol

[agile cradle]

i think i shrunk at some point too... i swear i used to measure at 5'8

[last schooner]

I'm taller then my mother and as tall as my father

[plain star]

Death Star will do the trick I believe

[night trench]

My dad is 6”4 and my 17 year old brother is 6”3

That helps

[glacial oasis]

im taller than both my parents...

[rough tree]

i'd stop caring about mine if I can meet a girl who can carry me around without my height making me hard to hold akshskjdks

[agile cradle]

spinal compression from an injury is my biggest theory

[bitter lake]

Yea thats big enough

[glacial oasis]

true

[agile cradle]

my other theory was the doctor is a smelly liar

[limber cliff]

what up, Miscreants

[night trench]

I have a 3 day weekend

[glacial oasis]

brother

[wet vessel]

The sun

Duh

[plain star]

What’s good Tyk?

[limber cliff]

hit the antler, broke his neck - simple

[wet vessel]

(depending on location)

[last schooner]

how tall are you

[agile cradle]

afternoon tyk

[limber cliff]

its not me :c I am not up :C
-# 5'4"

[glacial oasis]

5'4 😭

[last schooner]

[limber cliff]

nm nm just set up PC temporarily to see how I liked the layout

[plain star]

[night trench]

Smol

[limber cliff]

rained here all day, only clouds no sun

[plain star]

Noice

[wet vessel]

Oh

Well

[agile cradle]

jesus the crowds are dark as hell today it does not feel like the afternoon

[wet vessel]

The sky

[rough tree]

hi can we trade :3

[plain star]

I’m going to a beach today

[limber cliff]

NOT MY FAULT. I finished growing early

[wet vessel]

Also can I temporarily steal your height?

[limber cliff]

Maybe... How tall are you?

[last schooner]

one of my friends is like 4' 11 or 4' 10 and she works in the education system and she has to be with the pre primary kids because the older kids don't respect her because she's so short

[rough tree]

6'2" :>

[glacial oasis]

why do you want to be 5'4

[limber cliff]

Nah fam, none my clothes would fit :C

[wet vessel]

Bcs I'm shorter

Duh

[glacial oasis]

ya allah

[last schooner]

she gets height rationed by like 2/3 of the 11 year olds

[night trench]

How old are you?

[limber cliff]

how much shorter?

[night trench]

Oh wait your description says

[rough tree]

you recieve: height, intimidation +10

i recieve: gender euphoria, fellow lesbians are usually taller than me

[night trench]

My bad

[wet vessel]

5'1"😭

Well

[limber cliff]

this is a trade I would make permanently

[wet vessel]

Probably 5'2" by now

It's been like 2 months

[limber cliff]

damn. you might have lost me

[wet vessel]

I'll check later

[glacial oasis]

how does 5'11 sound for you

[wet vessel]

I was 4'8" last year

[night trench]

😭 how

[wet vessel]

Short parents lmao

My mum is like 4'7", my dad is like 5'4"

[glacial oasis]

godspeed to you

[wet vessel]

However

However

[last schooner]

4'7???

[last schooner]

that's genuinely like dwarfism height

[wet vessel]

I am growing at rapid rates

[glacial oasis]

are you below 16

if so theres hope for you

[wet vessel]

I am

[glacial oasis]

ok yeah

[wet vessel]

There's hope indeed

[night trench]

Its still crazy😭

[wet vessel]

Don't blame me

[last schooner]

until I was like 16-17 I was like sub 5 foot tall

[limber cliff]

too much

[night trench]

I am also below 16 but 5’11

[wet vessel]

Blame my genetics

[glacial oasis]

i think people generally stop growing at around 16-17

[limber cliff]

Iwant to be cute and tiny

[wet vessel]

And country

(Maltese ppl are short)

[night trench]

Your maltese right

[glacial oasis]

sigh fine...

[wet vessel]

Yea

[last schooner]

but then I just like grew in a year or 2

[limber cliff]

I sorry :C

[glacial oasis]

nah its fine... i see how it is.....

[rough tree]

but I also wanna be cute and tiny XD

[wet vessel]

I grew like half a foot in a year

Pretty decent

I have a bit more in me

[limber cliff]

Understandable :C

[night trench]

That sounds kinda painful

[wet vessel]

It wasn't

Lol

[plain star]

Nah, I’ve grown some in College

[glacial oasis]

oh okay

[limber cliff]

if I was 5'1" I'd be shorter than the husbro

as of rn we are same height - which is also good, don't get me wrong

[wet vessel]

I think males stop growing at 18/21

One of those

Don't quote me on this chat

[plain star]

Grew like an inch my freshman year

[wet vessel]

16 - 18

[glacial oasis]

idc if another woman cant pick me up she can just pull my hair down to get me to her level

[wet vessel]

I was wrong

[hardy apex]

i was rooting for baboons to be in alberta

[plain star]

No, gazelle

[glacial oasis]

maybe in africa 2.0

[glacial oasis]

yeah idk how else we're gonna complete the lev without them but yea

[wet vessel]

I'm gonna check my height cus I've grown a lot in the past 2 months

[hardy apex]

don't stop believing👍

[limber cliff]

dewitt

[wet vessel]

Later do

Tho*

[plain star]

Later do indeed

[hardy apex]

i think gazelles wouldn't survive in alberta

[wet vessel]

It was a typo😭

[glacial oasis]

hello kitty blanekts

[plain star]

It’s to complete the lev

[glacial oasis]

like the baboons

[plain star]

Ik

lol

[wet vessel]

Ik you know

Lol

[hardy apex]

gng you still dragging it perfect😂

[glacial oasis]

hey it was your idea

[plain star]

Ik you know that Ik lol

[hardy apex]

how do you mean?

[wet vessel]

Let me use my memory to remember the date I last checked my height

I think

Don't confirm

[hardy apex]

but also don forget the mix of antibiotics and snow

[glacial oasis]

yea

[wet vessel]

It was the same day as my g1 Tahr, which was the 31st of March

[limber cliff]

-# t h e l e v

[hardy apex]

because i think gazelles wouldnt survive the mix

[hardy apex]

didn't even know that but that could be good

[bitter lake]

I remember when i didnt have a pc and i wanted to play hcow

On my phone

I watched some tutorials

Non worked

[plain star]

Indeed

[bitter lake]

😭

[glacial oasis]

i bought cotw in 2020 but refunded it cause it was too laggy for my pc

2022 i bought it again

[bitter lake]

I changed my vpns everything

Nothing

[glacial oasis]

playing on that same pc

[plain star]

I need to offload Elden ring

It’s too laggy for me

[glacial oasis]

bro i bought cotw by selling steam trading cards

i calculated each cent i needed