🦝︴pet-pics

[shrewd ledge]

This going to be bro

[fervent whale]

Fr

He gonna find a new home where he can be spoiled

[shrewd ledge]

Aww nice

[main topaz]

My bingus ahh son

Uhg her ankle dotsssss, she is precious AND a fashionista

[fervent whale]

She got boots with the fur

[shrewd ledge]

Little dude is a little human stuck in a cat’s body

[high jay]

wanna know a random fact about fur fringes on boots

[shrewd ledge]

Yes🤔

[high jay]

unless its marked as synthetic it is likely made with the fur of a mink, marten, weasel, beaver, muskrat, or other small furbearer

same for the pompoms on the laces of some women's boots

[shrewd ledge]

That is very interesting

[high jay]

shaving brushes and makeup brushes are also often made with badger hair

[shrewd ledge]

Now that is something I did not know😂

Like I didn’t even know that they used to be made of that let alone still made of it

Although it does make sense particularly American badges as they have quite strong hair yet soft if that makes sense🤔

[high jay]

any decent washing, drying, and brushing makes it extremely soft

they also make very good for insultated hard work/activity clothing leather

because they dont get nearly as easily flattened or waterlogged as rabbit but are arguably softer to the touch

[shrewd ledge]

Now I want to go hunt down a badge and make a hat…..

[high jay]

and I can vouch on the texture having felt a badger pelt

it made a rabbit feel stiff by comparison

and rabbit is soft

[high jay]

i should note, im specifically talking about American Badgers; im unsure if euro badgers are the same

[shrewd ledge]

Yeah whenever I get to the states I gotta get me one of these

Lol

[high jay]

its in the same area as beaver and muskrat

[shrewd ledge]

They sound amazing and the skulls look so cool too

[high jay]

like GOOD quality muskrat and beaver

[high jay]

any prairie state or mountain state tbh

[shrewd ledge]

probably minor difference between them but I will never find out as it is illegal to hunt them in my current residence

[high jay]

wyoming, montana, colorado, idaho, utah, arizona, nevada, new mexico, texas, oklahoma, kansas, nebraska, the dakotas

[high jay]

very likely, although american badgers do have thicker fur and denser guard hair distribution due to homing in harsher environments since they dont have the mild continental winters that many euro badgers are used to

[shrewd ledge]

Well when I move to the states I plan on going to Texas anyway so the plans all coming together😎

[high jay]

then again eastern populations of them in Russia also get hammered

[shrewd ledge]

True that also a size difference and build difference

[high jay]

just note that 98.5% of their land area is private, so unless youll have your own ranch its gonna be access to family/friends land for most hunting

or outreach to neighbors

[shrewd ledge]

Yep that’s one of the reasons why I wanna go there there’s a high likelihood that I’m gonna find a property since it’s all privately owned it’s easier in my opinion to find a property on sale in an area that I like

Just likelihood percentage if you know what I mean

[high jay]

also i just realized this is pet pics

we should be in off topic lmao

[shrewd ledge]

Yeah…..

Lmao

Got carried away frfr lol

[high jay]

my bad lmao

[shrewd ledge]

Lol is all good

You always have something interesting to say

[fervent whale]

I’m good at feeling if something is fake or genuine lmao and I believe you

[fervent whale]

I have mostly fake but I think I do have some actual fur ones

[high jay]

yeah many are synthetic but we're in an odd balancing point where farmed fur is no longer a super valid investment

cause well, the industry was exposed for what it is and outside of foxes many of them are still raised horribly

synthetics are nice but their either break down too rapidly, are carcinogenic, or both in many cases and can drive people away

so youve got this like middle third with trapped wildlife fur

[fervent whale]

I’ve had a fur hat and omg it was the warmest thing

I lost it and I have yet to find one like it

Rn I wouldn’t buy fur stuff new but I will happily buy second hand

[high jay]

yup, even with all the petrochemical shenanigans weve never made an insulative material that achieves the balance between heat retention, evaporation, overall comfort as wildlife fur

[high jay]

valid

[fervent whale]

Yepp

[high jay]

also

im not even a huge cat person

this is adorable

[fervent whale]

Lmaoo

She’s a baby

She knows it too

[main topaz]

Uehehjhdjashdfjkhd the BEANS

@fervent whale @heavy geyser

[fervent whale]

Omggg

The man has been returned

[heavy geyser]

Toes for days

[main topaz]

blesssss

MAy your house never smell of man pheremones AGAIN

[heavy geyser]

So many toys yet the catnip stick is the funniest

[fervent whale]

And I got me some cajun cheese fries and a cheeseburger

[heavy geyser]

So dumb

[final merlin]

Can i pet him or does he dislike bald things

[heavy geyser]

Idk he haven't met any

[final merlin]

I’m willing to be sacrificed

[heavy geyser]

My friend is balding but not bald idk if that counts

[final merlin]

Once their head is shiny it counts

[heavy geyser]

Hmmmm

[main topaz]

is that a silvervine stick with catnip lollipopped on it?

[final merlin]

Tyk the isopods are so cute even my bug hating sister is fine with them

[heavy geyser]

Matatabi

That was a pain to spel

L

[fervent whale]

I got one for Nami and she could not have cared less about it

[heavy geyser]

Monster ignores anything not catnip and loves everything with catnip

[fervent whale]

Lmaoo Nami has no reaction to catnip whatsoever xD

[heavy geyser]

It's fun how different they react

Poopi also doesn't care

[fervent whale]

Fr

[main topaz]

I got Ansel Silvervine sticks and he's a psycho over them

[final merlin]

Why is it called poopi 😭

[heavy geyser]

You don't wanna know

Omg I foynd even more toys

[final merlin]

Kitties gonna have the time of this life

They at least have a few more

[heavy geyser]

Istg if anyone says indoor cats are neglected lol

[fervent whale]

Lmaoo felt

Nami has a wheel, two cat trees, netted balcony and a ton of beds and toys

[fervent whale]

And then people go ”why you imprison them they suffering so baddd”

[heavy geyser]

I can't with people

[fervent whale]

Same

[heavy geyser]

"Oh yeah my cat was hit by a car at 2 years old but that's longer than the other 3" WHAT

[fervent whale]

I’ve peeled frozen cats off of asphalt to get them to a vet for chip reading to maybe find owners

[heavy geyser]

Me as well

Literal kittens

[fervent whale]

My cat will never be outside off leash

Also none of them had chips ofc bc why bother chip them when they live three business days

[heavy geyser]

🫠

[fervent whale]

Yepp

[main topaz]

'suffering'
Ansel actively sleeping in hiy flattened Yurt

[fervent whale]

I’m getting Nami a stroller, there’s too much outside cats around our apartment and I don’t want to risk her health

[fervent whale]

Frr

[heavy geyser]

I keep getting the "But he's a Norwegian forest cat should he be in a forest then" NO IT'S A BREED NAME AAARGHHH

[fervent whale]

Frr

Nami’s a bengal I’m not taking her to india to chill with tigers

[heavy geyser]

BUT IT'S IN HER GENES

[fervent whale]

Frrr the pain and suffering

She yearns for the mangrove forest

Also there’s so much ticks this year it’s better to have her in a stroller for outings

[heavy geyser]

Monster was outside for 15 mins and got a tick

Still got a bump there

[fervent whale]

Bruhh

I had a tick on my thigh last year

Called my mil in panic lmao

[heavy geyser]

I hate them

[fervent whale]

She telling us to get vaccinated for tbe

[fervent whale]

Look at him so bored and suffering

[main topaz]

So snored*

[heavy geyser]

Snored and buffering

[fervent whale]

Lmaooo fr

[heavy geyser]

I found Nami

[fervent whale]

Omg

[final merlin]

Ticks always bring a sense of paranoia to going outside

Horrible typo

[heavy geyser]

Thicks 🫶

It's gökotta on Thursday which is a Swedish tradition where we go eat breakfast in a field with family and listen for birds

[final merlin]

Last time i went looking for snakes i came back and a thick with right next to my belly button

I legit couldn’t sleep bc i thought maybe one was in my hair or on my back

[final merlin]

I wish i lived in sweden ☹️

My family never listens for birds only my dad and me

When i was in sweden i heard a bunch of ravens and some boreal owls

[heavy geyser]

It's rarely celebrated :c

People don't know it's a thing

[final merlin]

Birds are pretty underrated in general

I like seeing the rare and weird ones

Birds of prey too

Would love to see a bearded vulture

[fervent whale]

Aww

@main topaz I need your opinion on the breed my bf would want

Prague ratter

[main topaz]

opinion on like.. them as a dog in general or based on that photo

[fervent whale]

Lmao on the breed in general

Size 2,5kg or under and like 23cm tall

About half a cheeseburger in size

I like chis but the problem is 95% of them look the way I dislike

With the ratters the number is more around 15% so way higher chance of getting a dog I like to look at

Also we have no kids and will never have kids so a tiny fragile dog is not in danger

[main topaz]

Do you not have deerhead breeders in SWE?

[fervent whale]

Nah

[main topaz]

tf.

ARE THEY BREEDING THE ABOMINATIONS?!

[fervent whale]

Most go strictly with the standard of apple head

[main topaz]

GROSS.-

[fervent whale]

They sure are

Yepp I hate it

[main topaz]

SWE IS NOW MY NO1 OPP

wHO WILLINGLY CHOOSES THAT

[fervent whale]

Like I cannot be looking at this thing first in the morning

[fervent whale]

Frrr

[steep garnet]

cute

[main topaz]

Thats actually not the worst one I have seen

[fervent whale]

There is very few nice looking but some cute puppies grow to be ugh

[main topaz]

its... proportionate... ish.

[fervent whale]

I like more pinchery face

[fervent whale]

Yep

Could be worse

And I much prefer the higher ear set

[main topaz]

Yeah for sure

ugh. I mean.. If deerhead arent available, PRs seem nice enough

Just hella socialize them EARLY early

[fervent whale]

Yepp

[fervent whale]

Oh 100%

Aada was my masterpiece in sozialization

She was perfect anywhere, all she wanted was to be carried and get strangers to pet her

I don’t expect or need my future dog to love strangers tho, I just want her to trust me to keep her safe and enjoy being around me

[mint minnow]

dog

[fervent whale]

Also I will not do dog parks with a dust bunny sized creature, I will take her around the city where people walk a lot so she gets used to seeing people and dogs but she will not be meeting them close up too much.
I do plan to find other people with similar sized dogs so she could play safely if she does like dog company

[heavy geyser]

It's breed standard

FCI breed standard

[fervent whale]

I have beef with the standards of several breeds

[main topaz]

it aint need to be. Deerhead superior and not intentionally bulbous

[heavy geyser]

🤷

I'm no chi expert

[fervent whale]

I’m in a couple finnish chi groups and so many people talk how their dogs reverse sneeze a lot

That cannot be a normal and fine thing

They even have a ”cute” name for it 💀

[heavy geyser]

One at work does too

[main topaz]

what do they call it

[fervent whale]

Never seen the same in any other breed groups and I’m in so many

[fervent whale]

They call it kroosaus lmao

It’s kinda like the sound they make I guess

[main topaz]

also how do y'all stop the reverse sneezing.
I cover one of Nonahs nostrils and gently rub her beard/chest to settle her

[final merlin]

Reverse sneezing?

Do they re inhale their boogers

[main topaz]

no

its like..

instead of sneezing and expelling

[fervent whale]

My first dog did it a few times, I just let him handle it bc I was a youngling but it was not severe at all

[main topaz]

they like... snort beathe inwards at a sneeze cadence

[fervent whale]

I could not have a dog that does it on a regular basis

Any weird sounds no thanks

Also

Hearing my dog breathe like a pug or frenchie helllll naw

[final merlin]

Does it cause any bad health things

[fervent whale]

I feel like it’s more of a symptom of the air pipes being fugd up in some way

[final merlin]

Ohhh

[main topaz]

can be caused by

• allergens
• excitement
• fast eating

GENERALLY harmless/painless

and resolves quick

[final merlin]

Surprised i don’t have it

Idk if bald cats can get it

[main topaz]

but also it can be severe and probably is more an issue in dogs that have it severely

[fervent whale]

And being a brachy makes it more likely to happenn

[fervent whale]

Yepp

Some people be saying theirs does it every time it gets too excited

Like immediately no

[main topaz]

😭

[heavy geyser]

Cover one nostril and put upright

[main topaz]

uprioght like.. sitting?

[heavy geyser]

Like this

[main topaz]

ok ty

[final merlin]

I love this dog

I sometimes get videos of it

[heavy geyser]

Pea

She's an icon

[final merlin]

She makes such cute noises when the mic is in her face

[heavy geyser]

HRMM

And everyone's like

HHAHAHAA

[final merlin]

I wanna pet it ☹️

[heavy geyser]

[heavy geyser]

We also have long haired dachshund

Not mini tho

[final merlin]

Hairy sausage dog is hairy sausage dog

[heavy geyser]

This is Nocco

[final merlin]

I LOVE IT

Snoot so long it almost goes through the screen 🥹

[heavy geyser]

He's a big boi

Built in bomb on his head

[final merlin]

DONT BLOW UP YOUR HEAD OR HIS HEAD PLS

[heavy geyser]

Kaboom

[final merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ng-gif-15604832321770866867

[heavy geyser]

Poopi content

[fervent whale]

@main topaz our shrimpy baby is back 🦐

She stayed in the bathroom with Kenai when he was here but now that she’s back to normal she got her bedroom privileges backk

[low obsidian]

Will we be expecting wide mama cat pics?

[steep rose]

My bengal savannah cross, african wildcat, savannah, Egyptian mau, skunk, and caramel glider

[steep rose]

Im getting another bengal whis week 😭 this old boy whose owner is passing

[fervent whale]

Awwww

[fervent whale]

I hope yes this time

[main topaz]

The ducks engines are running

[scenic flame]

W duk

[main topaz]

Why have you caged my people

[shrewd ledge]

Those are some loud ducks bro

[zenith basin]

it was night night time🥺

[shrewd ledge]

You’ve gotta get silencer for them

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-memes-meme-gif-17950413

[scenic flame]

No longer eepy

[main topaz]

Freeee themmmm.

[scenic flame]

What if they have the cosmic ability to destroy the planet

[main topaz]

F r e e T h e m

[shrewd kernel]

omg you have a raccoon? i also have two

[zenith basin]

they have been freed (bonus clip of an angry pigeon)

[shrewd kernel]

angrey pigeoney

[final merlin]

Nahhhhh bro got rejected to hard he hit a girl 😭

[shy granite]

barely any pigeons here in Iowa. The hawks squeal in glee and say easy pickings

[main topaz]

MY LOVES

[steep rose]

I love her so far. My cousin has a 6yr old boy and hes the best

I used to work with a bunch of raccoons when I managed a wildlife park and they were so fim

[shrewd kernel]

Thats so cute!!

[fervent whale]

Nami has decided to be a lapcat now

Not on me tho

On mr toxy

[main topaz]

the sticker face ahahah

"Accascuse me!"

https://tenor.com/view/anna-camp-pitch-perfect-aca-scuse-me-excuse-me-gif-14070598

[main topaz]

more libberd please

[fervent whale]

She was offended I came home and interrupted their peaceful father daughter time

[fervent whale]

I too vote for more libberd

[fervent whale]

She has decided to be a little baby angel now

She also got her l-lysine supplement in the mail today and got her first dose, she thought it was yummy lmao

[main topaz]

YAY

[fervent whale]

She has cat booster that I gave her when giving birth and she hated that one so I’m happy she doesn’t hate this one lmaoo

She’s been watching gold rush and yellowstone with us

[main topaz]

oooh what season of yellowstone are you on

[shrewd ledge]

Bro her face I can’t😂🤣

[fervent whale]

Two

Also watched all of marshals, 1883 and 1923

And sweet jesus I cried at the end of 1883

[orchid apex]

group photo

[dim kite]

Help me pick a name for my new kitten. He’s a flame/cream point

Davonte
Archer
Sterling
Shaquille
Tremaine

[mighty cradle]

Today marks the day we would have gotten Roo a year ago 💔 I sure do miss her

In honor of her here's some spam

I hope she's resting well, and hopping around as much as she desires up there.

[shrewd ledge]

Archer is a pretty cool name ngl

[fervent whale]

Customer kitty

He liked pets a bit

And then whacked me

[fervent whale]

greetings from home from mr toxy

[dim kite]

I settled on Sterling Archer (like the character)

[shrewd ledge]

I don’t know who that is💀😭

But it sounds like a good name

[dim kite]

Googoo it

[shrewd ledge]

I’m guessing you mean Google

And unfortunately I cannot do that

But I got my methods give me a moment

I now know who he is

[ionic gate]

Spooder

[final merlin]

Orange Baboon?

[ionic gate]

yessir

[final merlin]

Niiice

Tarantulas are funnily the big spiders i am least scared of

[ionic gate]

same tho

everything with long skinny legs is disgusting

[final merlin]

Other stuff just is fast moving or has spindly legs, i don’t like those

[final merlin]

Daddy longlegs too 😭

One time at night one crawled up my leg

I have never ran inside that fast

[ionic gate]

nightmare

[final merlin]

I was in spain last year and i flipped a rock and a huntsman came running out

I didn’t even realize what it was

[ionic gate]

💀

[final merlin]

It was so fast i just saw a grey blur

But then i found it again in the bush and i didn’t flip any rocks after 😭

[ionic gate]

understandable

had one of the nosferatu spiders in my home

[final merlin]

I found these too they are very small burrowing tarantula from the western mediterranean

[ionic gate]

never freaked out that much in my life

[final merlin]

Still a bit to spindly for me

[ionic gate]

this one is fine

probably wont run 100km/h

[final merlin]

They were fast but not house spider fast

[ionic gate]

house spiders are the worst

[final merlin]

Fr 😭

[ionic gate]

every germans worst nightmare

[final merlin]

I once saw a fat one in a empty pool

I thought it was a little mouse or something bc it was curled up

But just a giant spider in the corner 😭

[ionic gate]

ah hell nah

[final merlin]

I don’t mind scorpions tho

They luckily aren’t found here but i have seen them in greece

[ionic gate]

i have 2 at home

theyre great

[final merlin]

House centipedes are a house spider level threat tho

Asian forest?

[ionic gate]

yes and an emperor

had some Parabuthus too a couple years ago

[final merlin]

I like the buthus and relatives

[ionic gate]

theyre pretty cool but the shooting venom part wasnt that funny

[final merlin]

That is crazy i had no idea there were species that did that

[ionic gate]

the whole parabuthus genus can if i remember correctly

[final merlin]

Welp guess i’m avoiding all of africa now

I’ve seen Mesobuthus gibbosus, euscorpius sp. and buthus ibericus in the wild

I have no idea which euscorpius it was, i was in greece and they have several species

[ionic gate]

cool

i have never seen a scorpion in the wild

we actually got a forest scorpion at work that was in someones luggage at the frankfurt airport

[final merlin]

Smuggled or did it get in itself?

[ionic gate]

just wanted to travel i guess

[final merlin]

Lol

[ionic gate]

she was even fertilized and had babies in her terrarium

a friend of mine took 2 of them home with her

but we had like 20 babies

[final merlin]

Terrarium with 20 scorpions is either a dream or a horrible nightmare

[ionic gate]

was a nightmare cause i had to get them all out

anyways im getting some millipedes and isopods soon

[final merlin]

I have some isopods on the way right now

These 3

[ionic gate]

panda kings ?

[final merlin]

Yup

[ionic gate]

the ones with the red sides seems like klugii but i cant really tell what the third ones are

[final merlin]

Yeah it’s klugii Montenegro and the last is armadillo officinalis

Big species from the mediterranean area

[steep spire]

These names are fantastic.

[ionic gate]

nice nice

where do you get yours from ?

[final merlin]

Dutch isopods

Gives away where i’m from lol

[ionic gate]

kinda

omg

theyre way cheaper than the ones being sold here 😭

[final merlin]

Yeah they sell crazy cheap but high quality isopods

[ionic gate]

lucky for you

i would have to pay like 30€ for 12 panda kings

im crying

[final merlin]

Yeah i’m very surprised they’re this cheap here

Every where else i looked they were 2-4€ per isopod

[ionic gate]

unbelievable

[final merlin]

Hopefully i can sell them for a little profit eventually

[ionic gate]

that would be great

[final merlin]

If they do as well as my zebras they will breed like crazy

[ionic gate]

isopods are crazy with reproduction

had some murinus in my crested gecko terrarium and they went crazy

[final merlin]

yeah it’s insane how they multiply

[ionic gate]

millipedes too

[final merlin]

I haven’t had any succes with millipedes

I’ve only kept big species tho

Would like to keep bumblebees or something small

[ionic gate]

yea the bigger species take their time

my spirostreptus had more babies than braincells

and they wouldnt stop making babies

[final merlin]

I have spirostreptus but both females so that’s unfortunate

Would be nice if there were more small species available, like 5-10cm

[ionic gate]

true

but im a fan of the big ones

just ordered archispirostreptus and cameroon red legs

[final merlin]

I’m not sure if i’ll get any more millipedes

They’ve all died on me except the spirostreptus

[ionic gate]

thats unfortunate

[final merlin]

I have had 4 archispirostreptus go from active and feeding to dead in a week

No idea why

All in different setups

[ionic gate]

yea i happened to me too once

but mine drowned itself under the automatic mister

[dim kite]

I have cappuccinos and a bunch of laevis

[dim kite]

Hell yea 🤣🙏🏻

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

[dim kite]

I want to order Brazilian white knees but my supplier is out of stock rn

[ionic gate]

i have one

a male unfortunately

[fervent whale]

I love millipedes but centipedes may burn in the fires of hell

[final merlin]

True

[fervent whale]

This for sure is a way to sleep @shrewd ledge @main topaz

[final merlin]

A giant centipede bit me in greece

And my thumb turned into a cartoon thumb after being hit with a hammer

[fervent whale]

Noooooo

[final merlin]

I was looking for other less hellspawny stuff

But i found a giant centipede

I did find a velvet spider tho

So cute

[shrewd ledge]

If I slept like that I would wake up looking like a shrimp😭

Only small children and cats can sleep like that💀

[fervent whale]

I could not straighten up from that

[shrewd ledge]

Real 😭

[fervent whale]

I need an extra pillow when I sleep just so my back doesn’t shid itself

I have to have it under my leg so my joints don’t give up on life

[shrewd ledge]

Brother 💀

[main topaz]

valid position

[fervent whale]

I have hypermobility

[fervent whale]

She looks like a russian hat

[shrewd ledge]

I’m slightly hypermobile and sometimes it hurts when I stay incorrectly💀😐

[fervent whale]

Lmao felt

[fervent whale]

I have to sit with my legs criss cross applesauce to be more comfy if I have to sit a bit longer

[main topaz]

hehe

amature

[fervent whale]

Or else my lower back unsubscribes

I have my pc chair without arm rests so I can sit in my default position

[shrewd ledge]

Bro that be me sometimes

[fervent whale]

Existing is a struggle

[shrewd ledge]

True but it is a worthy struggle

[fervent whale]

Had a workday today, played a bit ark and made food and now my back is logged out

[shrewd ledge]

Your back really does not believe in being functional 🥀

[south shell]

Crunch

[low obsidian]

Weak ah thumb bending

[low obsidian]

By tyks command freeth those pitter patter floofs immediately

[final merlin]

Noob learn to dislocate your whole thumb like me

[low obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-finger-thumb-thumbboner-boomerangthumb-gif-26055723

[main topaz]

I love how many of us bend more than we should

[final merlin]

I can touch the back of my wrist with my thumb

[zinc shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-gif-2812499661997282263

[final merlin]

I can make a 180 degree difference between my thumb and other fingers

[main topaz]

-# we should move the bendies to #🦝︴off-topic tho

[final merlin]

Oop,😭

[main topaz]

-# I'll show you how to show your nails in a cursed way

[low obsidian]

Try having mortons toe😭

[main topaz]

JERRY

USE THE OTHER CHAT

BIG FONT FOR YOUR BLIND SELVES

[shrewd ledge]

My bad😭

[zenith basin]

leg day

[main topaz]

my hearttttt

[zenith basin]

the nest is supposed to be for the girl but ernie likes to take up all the space in it😭😭 poor howard

[final merlin]

Boioioioioioioioioioing

[main topaz]

Dangit Ernie.... SHARE you greedy bed hog 😭

[low obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-squint-chicken-gif-3745278061410768328

[shrewd ledge]

Thank you I would not have realised otherwise🙂‍↕️😭💀🥀

[heavy geyser]

I carried her to my bed because I didn't want her sleeping alone on the sofa and this is the look I get

[main topaz]

hahaa

Where her MonsterMic

[heavy geyser]

On my belly

If you mean where Monster is

Idk what a monstermic is 😭

[main topaz]

I showed you the picture

When Becki was singing into her MonsterMic

[final merlin]

The tail wiggle 🥹

[low obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-26121764

[short jasper]

They're the same picture

[final merlin]

Awww bunny shaped bread

[short jasper]

Duckies 💖 💖 💖 💖 call ducks?

[zenith basin]

yes

[zinc shadow]

YES!!!! DUCKIES!!!

[fervent whale]

Menace

She’s farting and I’m dying here send help

[high jay]

adorable

[high jay]

bioweapons

[fervent whale]

Weapons of mass destruction

[mint minnow]

That is no normal housecat

[fervent whale]

Nope, she’s a bengal and also a pain in the a$$

[fluid cape]

Turkeys always look like they judging you

[fervent whale]

Maybe they are

[fluid cape]

I think thats gotta be my male

Slowly becoming more bald on the neck

[fervent whale]

Must be in the box no matter the size of said box

[fervent whale]

Nami says good night

[low obsidian]

Send a Pic in a week

It might be a hen

[low obsidian]

Noodle

[rancid gale]

I have chickens and the always look at you like you don't feed them then you walk to them they run and start smack talking I swear

[fluid cape]

Yeah our chickens will try to ride in the feed bucket when me and my family go to feed em

[rancid gale]

I had 4 chickens 2 died and the only 2 left is a golden laced wyan dott and a buff orphington

[dense grove]

I’m not a huge snake guy but I do love foxes though

[fervent whale]

Nami will not let me get up

[final merlin]

The little gap for the tongue makes them look like emojis 😭

[shrewd ledge]

Why is she so round???❤️

[fervent whale]

Chonker

[shrewd ledge]

Frfr

She’s getting ready to bake more babies

[fervent whale]

Fr

In a couple weeks she should start expanding if she is going to

[shrewd ledge]

Nice

[fervent whale]

Now she getting supplement that should help keep the fhv1 at bay if she has it

[shrewd ledge]

Hope it works🙏

[fervent whale]

Samee

[shrewd ledge]

Fr

[fervent whale]

Perhaps third times the charm

[shrewd ledge]

Yip🔥

[zenith basin]

swimming in the rain

[shrewd ledge]

They just sit there like “😐”

[zenith basin]

they’re so mad at the rain 😭😭 im sorry ducks i cant control the weather

[shrewd ledge]

Frfr

They don’t like water when it comes from the sky😭

[main topaz]

they need a swimming pool umbrella, duh

shielded from the rain, enjoying the swimmies

[zinc shadow]

Why are they afraid they’ll get wet 😭 😭

[shrewd ledge]

Yip

[zenith basin]

they get to come back inside now since the rain is getting heavy

now im soaked and they’re soaking the living room😢

[shrewd ledge]

Oof

Also, bro fell over😭

[zenith basin]

oh lord it’s starting to thunder good thing i got them in

[zenith basin]

i was trying to hold in my laugh so badly

[zinc shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-photos-printed-vorp-what-hey-just-wondering-if-you-got-your-photos-printed-gif-10540047482318194748

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

[main topaz]

blow dryer time 😄

[mighty cradle]

Fun fact at one point I did have a baby fox YEARS ago I was like 13. Our friends found it and they said the momma and babies had been hit on the side of the road and it was the only one left so they took it

This was a year ago in my memories 😭

[zealous cape]

Awww🥹

Just a baby

[mighty cradle]

Forever so

[fervent whale]

Immaculate form

[south shell]

@final merlin @main topaz

[main topaz]

CLEO. I love you.

[south shell]

She loves you too tyk

(Im lying)

[final merlin]

Does she at least tolerate me

[south shell]

She'll tolerate you if you sit and do nothing

[final merlin]

That’s my job

[main topaz]

be bald and do nothin

[final merlin]

Is that a fact or a command

[south shell]

She let my nephew pet her but she ran away from my mom and sister so..

[final merlin]

She doesn’t like girls petting her lol

[south shell]

Well she loves me

Not sure you'd know anything about that.

[final merlin]

Maybe she only likes mean girls petting her

[south shell]

I am very nice she wouldn't know I'm mean

Not like she read what I say

[final merlin]

You should let me pet her to find out if she likes boys petting her

[south shell]

Well my nephew is a boy and she let him pet her

So

[final merlin]

I just wanna pet cleo 😔

[south shell]

Fine

[final merlin]

🥹

[rancid gale]

Food?

[south shell]

Pet

[low obsidian]

Food

[rancid gale]

Can I still eat it?

[south shell]

Shes a dwarf

[south shell]

No thank you

[low obsidian]

Less food😞

[south shell]

I dont think she'd be very good eating

[low obsidian]

Ill see

[rancid gale]

I don't think her being dwarf will help her

So you sure it not food

[south shell]

Im sure

I have a gator skull

[rancid gale]

Sure I can eat it?

[rancid gale]

Cool 🙂

I have one too

[south shell]

No you cant eat her

[final merlin]

Eat me don’t touch the bunny

[rancid gale]

I'll trade you a iguana for her

[south shell]

I dont have the proper stuff for an iguana

Eat happie

He's way bigger

[rancid gale]

Stay outta this

[south shell]

Hes huge

[final merlin]

Yup

[south shell]

That is rude.

[rancid gale]

No I have appetite for bun bun

[south shell]

Happie could make a good bunny

Im sure he's lean like a bunny

[rancid gale]

Yeah but he too big

[final merlin]

If you cook me right i’m just like rabbit stew

[rancid gale]

But your bunny perfect for stew

[south shell]

You'll get leftovers

[low obsidian]

Perfect cooking size🤤

[rancid gale]

Nah your bunny will do better

[rancid gale]

No too fatty

[south shell]

Happie isn't fat

[low obsidian]

Not too sweet either

Juuust right

[rancid gale]

🤣😂

[rancid gale]

NO

[final merlin]

I have like <10 body fat

[rancid gale]

Not enough

Bun bun is just right

[final merlin]

I’m perfect man

[low obsidian]

To eat

[rancid gale]

Cool sure someone else will want you

[final merlin]

Me and jay vs gator whoever wins gets bunny

[south shell]

😭 😭

[high jay]

why are yall talking about cannibalizing a minor

[south shell]

Ask gator

[rancid gale]

I'll eat bun bun for you 😄

[south shell]

No

[final merlin]

I’m sacrificing myself for jays bunny

[rancid gale]

What

[rancid gale]

How much for it

[rancid gale]

Perfect eating size

[south shell]

Nothing she's mine

[low obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[south shell]

Me and my friend share custody

[rancid gale]

Give me some custody of it even tho you wouldn't see it again

[final merlin]

Cleo is like the size of gator’s brain

[south shell]

That's still too big

[south shell]

No thank you

[rancid gale]

And you're rabbit just right

Share it

Hogging is not fun

Quit hogging ut

[final merlin]

Sentence aint sentencing

[south shell]

It is fun

Yeah are you calling me a rabbit?

[rancid gale]

Slide me bun bun

[low obsidian]

Nooo...

[south shell]

No thanks

[rancid gale]

How much you need for bun bun?

[south shell]

A trillion dollars

[final merlin]

Jay needs her bun bun for her bun bun

That’s right

[rancid gale]

Nah bun bun ain't worth that much not big enough

[final merlin]

You can’t get bun bun

[south shell]

Well she's worth that much to me

[rancid gale]

I'ma sell you

[south shell]

She's a one of a kind man

Sorry

[rancid gale]

She's worth being put on a platter

[rancid gale]

So is her beings cooked

So cook her

[high jay]

what even is this bit

[south shell]

No thank you

[high jay]

the rabbit's a pet stop harassing the kid about cooking it

[south shell]

Apparently wanting to eat cleo

[final merlin]

Gator has gained a taste for pets

[high jay]

leave Jay and cleo alone

[south shell]

Yeah guys im only 13

Which is the age I can have discord

[high jay]

i know for a fact you aint that young

[rancid gale]

No I wanna eat bun bun

[south shell]

Okay well they don't know that

[final merlin]

Not even gonna adress that he’s gonna either sell or eat me 😭

[high jay]

i dont know specifically when your ass was born but you aint that young

[south shell]

Id buy you

[south shell]

09

[rancid gale]

Now we do

[high jay]

Im serious, stop bugging the kid about cooking the rabbit

[final merlin]

Thank you jay 🥹

[south shell]

Ofc happie

[high jay]

fetus

[low obsidian]

You ass younger than me😭

[rancid gale]

If you were 2009 your 16

[south shell]

Dawg im 17

March is my bday month

[rancid gale]

Slide me bun bun

[south shell]

Slide me a trillion

[final merlin]

Did you end up going to panera bread for your bday btw

[south shell]

I did get panera and it was actually rlly gross

[low obsidian]

08 October for me so it checks out how ur 17

[rancid gale]

Ankles wire transfer cash app in person?

[rancid gale]

I'm making a deal here for some rabbit

[south shell]

Happie belated

Happy

[south shell]

Ankles?

[low obsidian]

Happy is belated😭

[south shell]

Yes he's late

[rancid gale]

I can slide you some ankles

[low obsidian]

Calling him slow now😭

[final merlin]

Yeah i’m a bit younger then you two

[rancid gale]

Or I can take yours

[south shell]

Well i personally don't think ankles would taste good

[rancid gale]

No like rabbit ankles

[south shell]

My point still stands

[low obsidian]

Tankle thy ankles😭

[rancid gale]

I can slide you some just give me bun bun

[south shell]

Hard choice but no thanks

[final merlin]

We should steal gators knee caps

[south shell]

We should do horrible things to gator

Very illegal things

[final merlin]

Yes like breaking the speed limit in his car so he gets a ticket

[south shell]

Bc i collect skulls n stuff

[south shell]

Yes!

And no seat belt

Ill pretend I'm in gta

When u get one

[final merlin]

It is clearly past your bedtime

Go sleep

[south shell]

I can tell it is

[final merlin]

Weird pets

[low obsidian]

Happy boi

Nuh uh

[final merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-cute-aww-adorable-so-cute-gif-18020966914214357080

Brotato chip 😭

[south shell]

I love speed

[final merlin]

He has all the emotions

[south shell]

He does

[final merlin]

When i talk to gator i experience one of them

[final merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-speed-meme-ishowspeed-meme-ishowspeed-silly-gif-14130407979057186488

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-egypt-spell-cursed-egyptian-gif-398264585402590661

[south shell]

Her name is binx and no

[final merlin]

Jay his brain cells are dying off by the second

[south shell]

What am I even supposed to say to that

[final merlin]

He won’t have much brain left in a hour

[south shell]

I've watched hocus pocus and I dont like it

[south shell]

Mine are too

That is very rude

[final merlin]

No brain cell can survive a convo with gator

Brother you may be the person worst at comebacks ever 😭

[south shell]

Yeah im watching mlp

[final merlin]

Happy? Yes that is me

[south shell]

Gator what is your education level

[south shell]

Its happie

Not happy

[final merlin]

I’m happy as well dont worry

[south shell]

No ur not

[final merlin]

Yes i am

Dont make me sad

[south shell]

No

[final merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-watchu-mean-flight-gif-8854434135996491175

[south shell]

Happie into the LIAR verse

[final merlin]

Do you want me to be sad?

[south shell]

That's flight not speed

[final merlin]

It works

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-blowing-air-speed-meme-ishowspeed-kicking-gif-1895924116635690083

Yes i can eat 12 burritos

[south shell]

My plants are growing well

My Amazon sword looks like poo tho bro

It won't grow new leaves

[final merlin]

Why do you want to kill my hamster?

[south shell]

Happie has a hamster?

[final merlin]

Calm down man

No need to act so hostile

[final merlin]

You’re going to hit a poor innocent deer? You are crazy man

[final merlin]

Jay gator is absolutely losing it

Threatening me and stuff

[low obsidian]

Duck weed?

[south shell]

Yes

[south shell]

I believe it

[final merlin]

You’re going to put 6000 watts of electricity in my body? That is attempted murder

[south shell]

Wow.

Gator you are so mean

[final merlin]

MODERATOR

HE HAS A GUN

Hehe

[quiet jay]

This is the pets channel lol i come here to look at pets and i just see this

[final merlin]

Ok man

That is a little too far

[final merlin]

Gator is saying he’s gonna eat somebodies pet

The guy is losing his mind now

[south shell]

She is

[final merlin]

You’re not human? You’re a animal?

Miso soup? Ima slurp it up

[low obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-gif-20462984

[dense grove]

I have a full breed German shepherd honestly he’s buddy for life.

[terse eagle]

I have a terrible trio of Malinois

[main topaz]

Shut up Jax is not Terrible

[fervent whale]

My dad’s cousin had a fat malinois

The most mental creature I’ve ever seen

[high jay]

fatinois

[fervent whale]

How it was fat is beyond me, that thing would not stop moving

Also insanely addicted to fetching things

[high jay]

glandular issue or something i guess?

[fervent whale]

I threw sticks into the lake and it would run non stop to fetch them

[high jay]

or maybe they fed it hella to much food

[fervent whale]

Probably just insane amount of food

[high jay]

wonder if they fed it tons of bread or smth

[fervent whale]

For sure

[fluid cape]

I guess its kinda a pet its very friendly with me and will let me get really close this is oliver the rabbit that I have befriended that brings the other rabbits around it survived the foxes that ate most of the wild rabbits i had around

[short jasper]

Omg what an adorable hotot 😍

That eyeliner is so on point ☝️

[mighty cradle]

Little psycho got a bath

And she got her nails trimmed and paw hair trimmed

[final merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/u-turn-gif-13350933169585614555

[mighty cradle]

Literally

[final merlin]

I love sausage dogs

For a few weeks one walked by my house every day

[final merlin]

And it was the smallest dog i have ever seen

[final merlin]

Post racetrack nap

[mighty cradle]

I've always wanted one and my parents kept saying no and got me one or two other dogs an made me get rid of them after a while so I said screw it and bought my own

[main topaz]

Ugh she's so BIG now

I love her sm

[fervent whale]

Five years today since I got my heart dog

[mighty cradle]

She's a tank

Like she was supposed to be under 10 lb and I bet she's 15

Her first birthday is on Monday!

[main topaz]

ogm stop

its too soon 😭

[mighty cradle]

Earlier she was demanding my grandpa pet her

[final merlin]

Poopi my beloved

[final merlin]

He has the expression of somebody named poopi ngl

I also feel like poopi loaf won’t sell very good

[heavy geyser]

Poopi is a girly girl

[zenith basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-aww-aww-so-cute-aw-gif-8003591743585577098

[final merlin]

Sorry 😭

[heavy geyser]

The power duo

[south shell]

@main topaz @final merlin

[main topaz]

Hiiii Cleo, ilu.

[zenith basin]

oh hello little bnuuy ur so cute even

[south shell]

Demolishing her grass and greens

[fluid cape]

The turkeys are becoming more bald each day

Some of the chicks I hatched love the color and pattern combos

This little turkey hates it when I hold or love on another bird

[zealous cape]

Dang bro is just a little dude and hes already getting after those girls😭

[shadow pagoda]

Turkey jealousy is a real thing apparently

[final merlin]

The little lashes she’s too cute 😭

[fervent whale]

Snoozer

[final merlin]

I think cats are trying to sleep in every position ever

[south shell]

I saw this i just didn't reply

Nice one

React to my message like an hour after replying

Poopie

Who even does that

[final merlin]

I fell asleep

I’m in europe

😔

[south shell]

Not an excuse it's 5 am for me and I haven't slept yet

Get on my level bro

[final merlin]

I’ll work on it

Calm down now

Pls do not spray me with water i am hydrophobic

Scared of water

[south shell]

Not what that means

[final merlin]

I have hydrophobia

[south shell]

Isnt thalassaphobia the fear of like deep water

Or big things

Idk

[scenic flame]

You have rabies?

[final merlin]

AHHEYRHRYDG

sorry bro rabies took over

[final merlin]

Idk if it’s Fear of deep water or what’s in the water

[south shell]

Happie has babies??

Woah

Congrats

[final merlin]

Ty

They are called

[south shell]

Np

[final merlin]

Babie #1

[south shell]

Wait can I name one

[final merlin]

babie #2

Yes last one

[south shell]

I have to dm the name idk if I can say it here

[final merlin]

Go ahead

[scenic flame]

Pig

[final merlin]

Bro is litteraly one bacon long 😭

[fervent whale]

Half a cheeseburger tall

[scenic flame]

She got bigger than that btw

She's huge now

Bout at least loaf of bread in size

[final merlin]

I still find it funny that you have a pet like that

[scenic flame]

Indeed I do

[final merlin]

And i have zebras

[scenic flame]

You do?

[final merlin]

In crustacean form

[scenic flame]

Oh

[final merlin]

They eat all the leafs and stuff

Literally called a cleanup crew 😭

[fervent whale]

Howwww is she sitting I cannot 😂😂

Also turns out she has decided she loves her lysine aid supplement

I just get some on my finger and she’ll clean it and ask for more

[main topaz]

Allergy furtato

[main topaz]

enjoy your eardrums being blasted at point blank

90% of conures are screamy af, I pray for youuuu 🙏 🙏 🙏

what is its name/did you choose one?

Also, young maroon belly or is it a green cheek? (they kinda look the same in their post-weaning stage, before colors fully come in)

[zenith basin]

he’s a maroon bellie conure!

[zenith basin]

my cockatiel has already deafened me i’ll be fine😭😭

[main topaz]

ooooh you might be in luck
the couple of maroon bellies I had the chance to work with were angels and not as screamy as GCCs

[zenith basin]

i’m thinking of an avatar name for him

[main topaz]

nahhhhh its a whole other ball park.
I honestly thought the same and was tempted to bring home one of our turquoise gcc's that I'd raised

and that butthole was all cuddly and cute and then would stuff its stupid face in my ear and scream

for FUN.

P sure it liked the acoustics that the shell shape of our ears gave - because he did it to everyone

lemme find the pic of the maroon tho

blue crown angels in the meantime:

[zenith basin]

aww

[main topaz]

pile of suncheek and mooncheeks

some high-red greencheeks

the screaming bingus himself

[zenith basin]

they come in so many colours

[main topaz]

hmmm couldnt find pics of the maroons

BUT!

crimson belly consolation

[shadow pagoda]

Can confirm conures are not normally quiet birds

I had a nanday i worked with back in my high school days, I swear he left my ears ringing worse than a gunshot a couple times

[zenith basin]

im not really looking for quiet animals anyway so i dont mind lol

[shadow pagoda]

Wonderful bird other than that, super intelligent and sweet. He was even recall trained to an extent

[main topaz]

some of them are okay!
blue crowns are less screamy, goldens are 50-50 the maroons and the crimson were okay

but... suns? nanday? Jenday?.... greencheek?

No. Jail. Straight to birdie jail.

[shadow pagoda]

If i ever get a bird it's gonna be a little one, not sure if like a finch colony or budgies. But something smaller

I know budgies can be crazy loud as well

[main topaz]

can be - but they are 98% chitter chatter

and they only do the screamies when they are alerting or are scared/fighting

I vote for a well bred english budgie

such poufy angels

and of size

[shadow pagoda]

Did I send you the photos of the bird my friends ended up with?

[main topaz]

nooooo?

showshowsshow

[shadow pagoda]

Cant remember what it is but yeah

[main topaz]

ohhhhh!

kakariki!

[shadow pagoda]

Said this is his favorite photo he's gotten

[main topaz]

needs a LOT of flight space