🦝︴pet-pics

[main topaz]

thats fair 😂

Did the breeder discuss all the testing etc that the pups had?

health certs etc

(just dont want you to get the puppy only for her to be a hot mess and need like 5k vetting)

[mighty cradle]

Yeah I get that

I'll have to go back and look. It was more of I got so excited at seeing the 1000 rather than 2500+ that I just said yes

[main topaz]

understandable lmao

[mighty cradle]

Like my heart was pounding out of my chest I was so excited

Reality only set in like thirty minutes after

[main topaz]

Was looking at Mini Aussies when I lived in NH
Was so excited to meet one of the breeders as a customer at my stoe

just to find out she sold hers for like 3.5k

[mighty cradle]

I don't understand that at all

[main topaz]

same with a german shepherd breeder - though she was affordable. 1500 for german lines (imported parents/stud/AI over the years)
her dogs were amazing.

[mighty cradle]

Like I understand wanting ethical bred dogs but charging over $1000 for them it's so stupid.

[main topaz]

It was just.. always wrong time for me 😂 she said if I could use my employee discount for the food that the litter my pup would have been in she'd have done 1k for me

I can see up to 2k, honestly.

[mighty cradle]

Then I'll never understand why AKC papers add an extra $800+ value to a dog like... its papers

[main topaz]

Vetting/food/supplies/toys etc all is pricey

esp when you have large litters and they burn through some stuff

(pee pads etc)

[south shell]

Tyk check it out

[main topaz]

it makes sense to a degree.

[mighty cradle]

I saw someone in this group from my town and she doesn't even have her litter yet but she's charging $3500+

[main topaz]

He has such a mansion and I love it so much

[main topaz]

Noooope.

[mighty cradle]

Exactly

[south shell]

My mom's brindle English mastiff was 1800

He's purebred

But like erm

[main topaz]

Worse still when people charge for color

[mighty cradle]

My mom paid 2500 for a pure bred cane corso and I swear she is the dumbest dog I've ever met

[mighty cradle]

Nah that drives me nuts.

[south shell]

It still seems a bit small for him which I don't like but eventually maybe I'll get him a bigger one with a friend or 2

[south shell]

Agreed

[mighty cradle]

Like $1300 for a normal brown dog but then the one with brown and white and tan spots is $2400

From the same litter

[main topaz]

the aussie breeder was like "yeah tricolos are 1800."
If I ever get an aussie again, blue merle all the way - I just can't. I have loved them since childhood

I asked, jokingly like, and how much for blue merles
she deadpan replied the 3k+

I was like naaahhhhh miss me with that.

[main topaz]

what brand is the tank

[south shell]

I just got it today and I don't remember omg

Uh

[main topaz]

its not exoterra I think, cos they have 2 doors iirc

zilla?

either way, if you would be interested...

ZooMed makes a Paludarium style tank

[south shell]

It's a zoomed

12x12x18

ZOO med

[south shell]

I get a job soon hopefully so I'll look into it

[main topaz]

yiss

[mighty cradle]

They said they'd send me more of the pup when they get home!

Ahhhh I'm so excited I've wanted a doxie for like five years

Love how even tho I'm an adult now I still begged my mom to let me buy her 🤣

I need to think of namesss

[fluid parrot]

i miss my mangrove monitor, he was super nice but he got sick and i had to let him go 😦

[shrewd ledge]

I think I surprised you little bro

[shrewd ledge]

Oof sorry mate

[main topaz]

he's honestly so cute

[shrewd ledge]

He like a tiny dog

[main topaz]

I had one like him for a while

His name was Fabio

[shrewd ledge]

My one is name is Hampter

My goodness

[main topaz]

Fabio in the front corner, Mitzi in the back

[shrewd ledge]

I know this hamster so well I could see by his body language he was going to jump

[main topaz]

they cohabbed on and off regularly just fine (bred them for the store for a bit)

[shrewd ledge]

Oh my goodness he’s so cute I love the really fluffy hamsters look so adorable

[shrewd ledge]

Nice

[main topaz]

He was such a vibe

You know those hanging hamster beds?

Like they look like nests that buckle to the cage walls?

We would strap one to our shirt collars and he would ride around like a little hamster king

[shrewd ledge]

Oh my goodness I need to try this

I will make a holster for his 1911. And then he will look like a proper little gentleman

[main topaz]

absolutely

[shrewd ledge]

E

I just have to buy some Cape buffalo leather and some of that string I see leather workers use

[main topaz]

yes of course

[shrewd ledge]

Sí

Only the finest of materials for my baby

[south shell]

Room tour

[summer herald]

Hampter?

[main topaz]

Baby one, yeah

[magic sequoia]

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[south shell]

What if it is..

[magic sequoia]

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[magic sequoia]

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[south shell]

Big scary spider

[zealous cape]

He came to my house last night see

[south shell]

He wanted ur stuff

[zealous cape]

What's stuff did he want

[south shell]

Bugs

[zealous cape]

Makes sense there was a bunch of them out there

[mighty cradle]

More pics!

I think I am gonna call her Penelope. Penny for short

[stray tapir]

As promised more noodle videos

[grim yacht]

Is she friends with kangaroo

[shrewd ledge]

so cute

[main topaz]

I love it. She's so cute 😭
We need photos the day she comes home 😄

[wet hawk]

Jeez i got afew dogs now

Just sold the one on the far lefr

left

[dreamy pike]

They are very cute. They hard workers

[wet hawk]

For most part. One i just sold is abit useless so have gotten rid of him to replace him with something useful

one on far right is just my pet doesnt do any work for me

spend more time screaming at her then anything because she doesnt listen

Well none of my dogs listen tbf

[shrewd ledge]

Why do they look like they’re about to do some superhero ahh opener

[shrewd ledge]

Awww so cute

[plush sphinx]

She was sticking her tongue at me😭

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

Perfect dog

My hamster has a gun

[plush sphinx]

Omg what..

[shrewd ledge]

Also may I ask how it is to be a submarine?

[shrewd ledge]

I don’t know he got a defend himself from cats

[plush sphinx]

She was a lil tired for the 7 hour car ride😓

But she was high in the first photo

[shrewd ledge]

Awww poor girl

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

Why are you giving your dog cocaine??

[plush sphinx]

It wasnt cocaine😭

[shrewd ledge]

Then what did you give dog🤔🤨

[shrewd ledge]

Bro has all the chickens

[main topaz]

is that a turken

in the font

[left sequoia]

No thats Miles my turkey

Burban red

Wanna see what we just got.

Mini goat lol

Excuse the plate on floor the dog was cleaning it for me

You'll laugh but my dog is copper and the goat is todd

[shrewd ledge]

The goat is adorable

[main topaz]

I was not referring to the red lmao. I meant this stunner

[shadow pagoda]

Idk why I've been getting recommended honey badger videos on facebook

Like pet honey badger, not wild

[main topaz]

Are they like

Actually touchable?

[shadow pagoda]

They "cuddle"

[main topaz]

Stop.

Really??

[shadow pagoda]

They play like honey badger though. So dont play

Only thing that calms them down is apparently you guessed it honey

[main topaz]

Lol

[shadow pagoda]

It's a guy with like 7 in his house

[main topaz]

Thats wild. I love it

[shadow pagoda]

Do you want me to dm it to you?

[main topaz]

Yes please!

[shadow pagoda]

Sent

If i already didnt have pet that might want me dead, I'd want one

I also value my fingers

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

[main topaz]

I am in love with them

[shrewd ledge]

They are very cute in a I don’t give a rat’s ass kind of way

[left sequoia]

@main topaz to much mating lol

[main topaz]

Awh. I was excited cos you NEVER see turkens

[shadow pagoda]

Proof chihuahuas are rats

(Old photo from when I worked at a vet)

[marsh breach]

Lil bro sneaky

[stray tapir]

I have an idea

[stray tapir]

I second that they are rats

I love my rat

[shrewd ledge]

I to loved my rat she is no longer with us unfortunately

[shrewd ledge]

Puppy

Honestly I love my hamster

But I need something I can hug

Either a girlfriend or a dog

I would take either one

[main topaz]

You just need to be extremely gentle and no squeezing

[stray tapir]

hampter pic now

now i say

[wet hawk]

Buy a dog.

Girlfriends love you and leave you and a dog stays with you

Missus and i broke up last week.

no beuno man.

dogs always happy to see me.

[shrewd ledge]

Bro i’ve been giving hugs my entire life and I know my strength so don’t worry no dogs or people will be hurt by my hug

[shrewd ledge]

Believe it or not this so my ex-girlfriend used to look like when we would call she had a very glitchy phone

[shrewd ledge]

He’s as smart as a pile of dirt but I love him

[shrewd ledge]

That’s fair enough i’ve had two girlfriends both left me i’ve probably had a couple dogs and they just die on you when you don’t expected but then again I have a thick skin so I will just hide the emotion and enjoy the memories/Time spent with dog

[wet hawk]

Same with me.

Idk thick skinned is why she left me 🫡

I got 5 dogs but barely like 4 of them

[shrewd ledge]

Oof

[shrewd ledge]

Dang

[wet hawk]

Blud is too emotionally disconnected

[wet hawk]

just sold 1 because i didnt like him

Cannot say what i would like to say about the others because believe i would probably get in trouble

[shrewd ledge]

With the dogs or with the mods

[wet hawk]

mods

[shrewd ledge]

Ahh Kk

[wet hawk]

I rely on dogs for what i do for work so it’s hard. like when you dont get along with a dog you gotta get rid of it cause it’s not gonna do you any good

[shrewd ledge]

What do you do for work?

[wet hawk]

Shepherding

[shrewd ledge]

But yeah A good working dog is a good working dog. trust is incredibly important

[shrewd ledge]

Very beautiful

[shrewd ledge]

Am I tripping or is that Wales/Scotland

[wet hawk]

absolutely it can be the best bred dog around and your personality might just clash and it makes things so much harder

[wet hawk]

Nah new zealand

[shrewd ledge]

I apologise

[wet hawk]

Nooope dont worry about it wales and scotland are pretty similar country

Scotland is like wildily similar when it comes to the hills and all that

[shrewd ledge]

Yip what I aim to do is have a dog that’s like the one hunting guide that go with. His dog will hunt deer with him and sit in a high seat is so cute

[shrewd ledge]

Probably why red deer did so well

[deft narwhal]

Beautiful flem long time no see

[main topaz]

I meant to the hamster

[shrewd ledge]

Oooooo

That makes a lot of

[main topaz]

Lol

[shrewd ledge]

Don’t worry little bro only gets Little pats

And boops

[shrewd ledge]

El gato

[wet hawk]

been ages

[main topaz]

honestly I wish I had the means to get Ansel outside. This year I want to try to get him a harness and start training him to move in it

I think he would like walks

[zenith basin]

vixen is enjoying the hide i made

[ember vessel]

I support this! I bet he’d adore it! My girl is getting used to hers as well. She loves her sunshine time but it can be dangerous, we live near roads that she’s started to sneak off to, and I’m not trying to risk that lol

Well worth the effort

N o 😭

[neon garnet]

what was that man?

😅

[ember vessel]

I don’t know id appreciate if I never saw it again

Demlicay…

[main topaz]

We have too many unneutered males out in the neighborhood, theyre always fighting

[ember vessel]

Oh no :( that’s unfortunate

[main topaz]

And we have foxes, hawks, a couple eagles etc

[ember vessel]

Definitely another good reason to harness train if you wanna give em some safe outside time

[main topaz]

So he def would need to be trained, yeah

[plush rover]

why you delete demlicay i love him he is REALLLL

[timber nest]

yooo sup

[ember vessel]

Wishing you all the luck with it 🙏🏻

Lol

[timber nest]

😦

[ember vessel]

Now that’s what you call stacking

[bronze spade]

Fr

[shrewd ledge]

They look like they’re planning something

[bronze spade]

I'm cooked i got a pack of aggressive dogs coming 4 me

And their loot is STACKED

[raven jungle]

Majestic.

[shrewd ledge]

Very majestic

[mighty cradle]

Roo had to inspect the new pups travel crate

And her bowls lol

[main topaz]

well they might have had snacks for her in them, you never know!

[mighty cradle]

Haha her snack bag went in last!

Eeek I'm so excited

[main topaz]

😄

Is today puppyday

or just prepping

[mighty cradle]

Prepping for the trip!

I've been so eager to pack for tomorrow haha

[main topaz]

eeeee

I'm so excited for you haha

How far away is Penny?

[mighty cradle]

She's about 5 hours ish in Loveland! Which is right on the way to South Dakota where we are going this week

So it worked out perfect

[mighty cradle]

She's gonna be so spoiled

A small bag of food was like $50 and her bed was $45

[main topaz]

what food did you grab for her?

[mighty cradle]

Purina Pro Plan! It's the only food we feed our dogs

Is All Life Stages Authority any good? That's what the breeder feeds their dogs but I've never heard of it

[main topaz]

Hm..

I uh.. Have opinions.

But thats because I worked at a small petstore 😂

[mighty cradle]

About which one lol

[main topaz]

Yes?

😂

[mighty cradle]

Lmao

[main topaz]

I'm a little more lenient to Authority... because the ingredient panel is.. a little better?

I'm, personally, really biased against anything with these in the top 10 listed ingredients because it all boils down to fillers/sugars etc.
I am not against like wild rice/oats/barley - they would be in a dogs diet to a degree, if we had never interfered (wolves dont leave stomachs of animals behind f.i.)

but there should be whole meats, meat by-product, meat meal
by-products are any meat that is not muscle (so like cleaned organ meats etc), fatty tissue and bone - all rendered for animal consumption.
(Not things like feathers/hair/teeth/nails/claws/hooves)
meat meal is basically meat/bone/rendered tissues that is cooked at high temps, then ground up and made into a powder as a high-protein dump into the kibble

[mighty cradle]

Could you give me some recommendations on better food brands?

[main topaz]

what stores are near you?

[mighty cradle]

Well I've got the basic Walmart, I've got Tractor Supply Co, in the next town over there's a Murdochs and also a Petco

[main topaz]

hmm.. gimme a few~

[mighty cradle]

Oki doki

Yeah I know my town itself doesn't have really much variation In selection it's pretty limited here

[main topaz]

Np, tbh. I had to go two towns over for my store 😂

also I just zipped you a DM

[mighty cradle]

Oki doki

[steep rose]

Feeding my male bengal/sav cross and female african wildcat

[tall lava]

More peanut please

[stray tapir]

I luv skamps

[zenith basin]

i came downstairs and we got 2 new ducks

[zealous cape]

🦐 -> 🍽️ ->😋

[shrewd ledge]

They are so cute

[stray tapir]

U tryin catch hands?

[zealous cape]

Shrimp is just good🤷‍♂️

[stray tapir]

Agreed

But not steve

She is to cute

[zealous cape]

Steve is a girl?

Oh I see so she makes baby shrimp and then you grow the baby shrimp into big shrimp then you eat them

Its like a shrimp farm

[main topaz]

Those shrimp will never be larger than the bud of a qtip lmao

[main topaz]

I can't, they're so perfect

[summer herald]

Still big enough to be yummy

[zealous cape]

Ill give them some steroids

[stray tapir]

Yes Steve is a woman

A strong independent woman

[shrewd ledge]

You need 60 of the things

[shrewd ledge]

My friend got mad the other day because we kept abandoning her because we said she was a strong independent woman and should be able to carry the match

[summer herald]

Put em in some noodles and delicious

[shrewd ledge]

Good point

Anyone got a good lobster spot?

I need to find some fresh ones!!

[stray tapir]

Please refrain from eating my shrimp especially in large quantities

[summer herald]

I wish I had lobster regularly

[stray tapir]

Ocean

[summer herald]

You're too late

The plans have been made

[shrewd ledge]

Preferably the UK but I will walk to the America if I have to

[stray tapir]

Steve will fight back

I see them gathering troops as we speak

[shrewd ledge]

Fam

[summer herald]

If you live near the coast, I'd try foraging

[stray tapir]

https://lobsteranywhere.com/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21524304719&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm93DBhD_ARIsADR_DjGws7I15pfQmcgEg1yYXoWhx-I8jEiyS-abDiMT7TnyhU9q18eubDcaAi8WEALw_wcB

[summer herald]

Idk if you need a license in your silly country to forage

I want some queen scallops

[shrewd ledge]

I don’t think we do we don’t need fishing license for the Ocean we just got to respect the size limits

[stray tapir]

Im now realizing that store only sells in the us

[shrewd ledge]

I’m cooked

I’ll just teleport watch

[summer herald]

I'm hungry now

I wish I still had some canned fish

[shrewd ledge]

Give me a second bro I’ll go catch you some what do you want?

[summer herald]

If i had the money, I'd get a subscription from tinnedfish.com

[summer herald]

Everything

All fish are delicious

[shrewd ledge]

Alright next time I’m at the ocean I catch you something big

[summer herald]

Except ocean sunfish

[shrewd ledge]

There are lots of fish that are called sunfish which one specifically or all of them

[summer herald]

Ocean sunfish are both my favorite and least favorite

[summer herald]

The big stupid one

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

[shrewd ledge]

Oh that guy

Yes

[summer herald]

Gets bitten by a shark, the shark decides to never bite one again

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao it felt bad

[summer herald]

They're extremely oily too

But of course, the oil is practically useless if you need to survive

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

The fish is useless to the fishing industry

[shrewd ledge]

Baby roo and a very Beautiful background

[mighty cradle]

Eek guys 5 more hours till I get the puppy!!

[shrewd ledge]

Yoooo nice nice

[main topaz]

Exciting!!

[mighty cradle]

Yessss 3.5!!

[zealous cape]

In Maine from late June to December

[shrewd ledge]

Nice thanks

[shadow pagoda]

I second thr Maine recommendation. They get super fresh ones. Also very good size and taste

[mighty cradle]

ONE MORE HOURRR

Then I've got my new fur baby

[mighty cradle]

She's seriously perfect.

[main topaz]

I misread that as one new horror

and I was like "thats not nice"

[mighty cradle]

She's so perfect 🩷

[main topaz]

stoppp I love herrrr

is she a longcoat or is she just fuzzy

[mighty cradle]

😭😭

She's a long hair

[main topaz]

I loveeeee

[mighty cradle]

I can't even describe how much I love her

[heavy geyser]

Photo dump

[main topaz]

BECKEH

[main topaz]

spiny iguana???

also, love a tegu

[steep rose]

Yep. Juvenile Banana pectinata

Technically a species of spiny tailed

[mighty cradle]

I love that she's already kennel trained and mostly potty trained 😭

Literally makes my life so much easier

[main topaz]

fr

[paper cypress]

...nothing is worse than a kitten fart. Nothing. 💀

[main topaz]

😂

I am so sorry to you

[summer herald]

Slepy pup

[deft narwhal]

I’m melting

[deft narwhal]

AHHHH

He/she is adorable

[shrewd ledge]

Bro is melting because of cute dog! We know his weakness!!!!

[deft narwhal]

I love any pet tbh

[shrewd ledge]

Lol

That is fair enough

We jumped him for the picture

[stray tapir]

Bro is in shock and disbelief

[shrewd ledge]

Bro was not prepared for the picture

[main topaz]

He looks like he is judging someone for not tagging a key

[mortal python]

He’s the shop manager 🤣

[jaunty whale]

Dont worry his head didnt get stuck

[jaunty gale]

is bro blind?

[fringe venture]

Yeah haha

[jaunty gale]

gives him some character ngl

[main topaz]

he sees beyond the aether

[jaunty gale]

bro secretly has x-ray vision, we just don't know it

[main topaz]

lowkey was the inspiration for Daredevil

[main topaz]

okay wait can we discuss the EARS in the third pic 😭

and the zoomies in the first

[mighty cradle]

Lmfao yeah I just took a bunch of pics when callin her to me

She fell off the cement top and then started running

I like the one with her teeth out

[main topaz]

she is perfection

[mighty cradle]

Literally

[fringe venture]

Ty she appreciates the compliment 😅

[jaunty gale]

oh, she... my bad

[fringe venture]

Your fine

[fluid cape]

Can never use the bathroom in peace.

[olive arrow]

can i eat it

[paper cypress]

this is fine

[bronze spade]

Pretty eyes👀

[mighty cradle]

I don't remember if I sent this last night but

[main topaz]

it does not matter, new bab pictures need spamming

[mighty cradle]

Lmao

She is OUT

[main topaz]

does she still have puppy breath? 😭

[mighty cradle]

She does lol

[main topaz]

aaaahhhh thats the BESTTTTT

also her lil dream suckles 😭

[mighty cradle]

She's so tired lmao

I set her down to potty before we went inside the house and she just layed down on the gravel 🤣😭

[main topaz]

Awwh haha

[shrewd ledge]

Da pup eep

[shadow pagoda]

<@&393042322499305473> all common rooms

Thank you to whoever got it

[mighty cradle]

Sploot

[main topaz]

aahhhhh her beeeaaaaansssss!!!

AND THE DRUMMIES

DRUMMIESSS

[mighty cradle]

Literally lol

She starts having a tantrum if I walk more than two feet away from her 🤣

[main topaz]

awhh

[small kite]

nom nom the drummies

[main topaz]

hows Peanut doing with her?

[mighty cradle]

Peanut doesn't really pay any mind to her lol

[main topaz]

oh good

I was worried she might be jelly a little haha

[mighty cradle]

She just gets a little startled sometimes if Pen starts bein a little freak

And I don't think kangaroos really bond with their caretakers like a dog does

I think they might just mostly recognize hey food comes from this person and that's cool

[orchid apex]

not my pet yet, but i intend to get one of these lovely little critters

[fleet sundial]

doge says hi

[mighty cradle]

She went to the bar with me where my grandpa plays in a band and she just layed here on the chair lol (whenever I wasn't holding her)

[fleet sundial]

oh my gosh, she is adorable

[trim slate]

My new dog Yrohn

[mighty cradle]

She is NOT happy I put her down and walked away to make roo dinner

[mental lava]

@main topaz did I tell you about my pet wolf spider

[main topaz]

No but also why

[mental lava]

Wolf spider

captive bred

I think

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-no-excuse-gif-24460693

[deft narwhal]

It needs attention and fast lol

[mighty cradle]

I look over since I just woke up and I see this

[main topaz]

picture is full of 'huaaahhhhh'

[mighty cradle]

She does this all the time 🤣

I just got two gold mine pictures on accident 🤣

[fluid cape]

The recently discovered woman

[shrewd ledge]

Dang

[small otter]

His name is Lieutenant Dan

[main topaz]

Is it cos he aint got no legs?

@shadow pagoda LOOOK AT THIS BABY

[zealous cape]

Can't wait to eat them😋

[small kite]

DO NOT EQT THEM!

RESTRAIN THIS MAN!!

[zealous cape]

🦐 -> 🍽 ->😋

[languid hound]

🤢

i hate that

[orchid apex]

hes no bigger than your thumbnail lol

[languid hound]

that makes it even worse

[orchid apex]

they're also incredibly loving towards their owners

which is generally unheard of in that small an animal

but they've been observed to actually recognise their owner by sound and sight

[orchid apex]

absolutely adorable

[languid hound]

also i hate them cos

i have

let me get the spelling

[orchid apex]

im a huge arachnophobe too lol

but i love jumping spiders

[languid hound]

arachnophobia

IT JUMPS

?

[orchid apex]

yes

[languid hound]

THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE

[orchid apex]

it pounces on flies

[languid hound]

it could jump in your eye and bite it

[orchid apex]

they dont have that big a spring lmao

its just so they can catch unsuspecting prey

[main topaz]

Naaaahhhhh lets look at the best tiny bois

peacock spiders.

they do interpretive dances

[shadow pagoda]

Kingsnake?

[mental lava]

thats a tiger musky

[orchid apex]

you're never gonna believe this

they're also jumping spiders!

they're in the salticidae family

[main topaz]

I actually did know they were jumping spiders

but

they're the BETTER jumping spiders 😠

[orchid apex]

okay fair enough lmao

they are adorable

i just like the colourations of the regular jumping spiders

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-dance-gif-6168774

[orchid apex]

the white bahamas jumping spider looks awesome

[orchid apex]

its basically the spiders version of the floss

that spider fr

[main topaz]

They get a pass, man.

and daddy longlegs.

My house in NH was daddy longleg central

Any given day in the spring and summer I could find like 7 of them in the house

I eventually got a little tank and set it up and would catch them through the day and put them outside at night

[orchid apex]

do you mean the cellar spiders or the crane flies lol

in the UK the crane fly gets called a daddy long legs even though it isnt technically

its the most uncoordinated fly i've ever seen in my life

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-eww-gif-4969229

These fellers

And to make up for that horror

Some pets

[orchid apex]

bro tried to kill me

[orchid apex]

this is so silly i love it😭

[main topaz]

Better still

Turn up your volume.

My phone decided to do slo-mo vids for a week and both the eclectus and those Quaker vids got the BEST audio

The eclectus sounded like a dinosaur

And the Quaker sounded like an evil villain laughing

[languid hound]

evil ass laugh

[small otter]

Yes, albino king

[clever locust]

Here's a pic of one of our cats.

[shrewd ledge]

Pup

[mighty cradle]

Half up half down long dog edition

[main topaz]

She log doggin

[mighty cradle]

She's such a goof

Ah yes I would rather lay on the hard wood deck than in the soft $50 bed

[south shell]

Crunch crunch

[heavy spade]

DOGGY!

[jaunty gale]

they really do

[jaunty gale]

what's that white powder huh?

[south shell]

Calcium

[jaunty gale]

what a shame

thought we were getting a turtle version of nitro

[mighty cradle]

Zoomies

[idle heath]

This is Winston

[heavy spade]

we all, collectively, love Winston

[jaunty gale]

agreed

[shrewd ledge]

Eepy baby

[mighty cradle]

Little miss queen of the hill over here

[small kite]

Love the drink 🤣

[small kite]

What is that?

[mighty cradle]

My kangaroo

[small kite]

Thought it was a kangeroo 🤣

Just wasnt sure

[mighty cradle]

Ya that's Peanut

[small kite]

I went on a kangeroo grind tiday

🤣🤣

[mighty cradle]

How dare

[small kite]

looks for my varminter rifle

[mighty cradle]

I once did that while she was sitting in a pouch by me

[small kite]

🤣🤣

Did she enjoy watching HER OWN SPECIES GET MURDERED?

🤣

[mighty cradle]

She's a red Kangaroo tho so she don't know the greys 🤣

It doesn't count!

[mighty cradle]

Lowkey good asf

If you can't tell, I've got an addiction to coconut/pina colada flavors

[tired latch]

Alaska State pet cross the Chena

[shrewd ledge]

Lmao

[mighty cradle]

Ima go pet it

[tired latch]

Recommend staying about 50yards or more from it lol. They are known for being ornery during spring and summer.

[mighty cradle]

Haha yeah

But the puppy looks so sweet

[steep rose]

Female african wildcat

[small kite]

Beautiful

[steep rose]

Shes my sweetest one

[summer herald]

My mama says its because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-the-waterboy-mama-says-alligators-are-ornery-gif-8227410

[main topaz]

I luh him

[shrewd ledge]

“Luh” these acronyms are getting out of hand

[main topaz]

it isn't an acronym 😭

[shrewd ledge]

I know don’t worry I was just joking fam

[main topaz]

explain first kitties winkwonk eyes 😭

whys one all dialated, I mean

[steep rose]

When she was about 6 months old she injured it. Idk if she scratched it on a stick or if her brother clawed it or what

[main topaz]

aw, poor thing.

Total loss of vision, or just wonky dialation?

[steep rose]

She can still see out of it so im guessing its just blurry or partial vision

Her brother is the darker Grey one

The species has 2 color phases, brown and sand grey and hes a sand grey

[mortal temple]

My sweet Auzzie boy at his favorite lake. Can’t wait to bring him there when we move back home.

[mighty cradle]

Cackling at this

[main topaz]

twins frfr

[mighty cradle]

I know right

[steep rose]

I want a kangaroo 😭 I was in a bidding war for a wallaroo at an auction last year but I lost

Still considering getting an agile wallaby pair

[mighty cradle]

Unfortunately I think we are rehoming her soon though

[steep rose]

That sucks. Hopefully she gets a good home. My facility needs some sort of kangaroo sized animal as all my largef exotics arent handleable or able to be fed by visitors

[mighty cradle]

Yeah my dad lost it tonight when I got home from my trip because there was one piece of kangaroo poop on the floor. So he called someone and is arranging for her to be rehomed

[high jay]

lord

poor rooroo

[mighty cradle]

I know

I was not impressed.

[high jay]

i get the impression this is an understatement of your complete emotions of this ordeal

[high jay]

also his response reeks of childish jealousy i cant lie

[mighty cradle]

Not so much jealousy but a bit stressed cause tomorrow we are going on a trip and when I got home and was getting the animals settled they found out the three or four rib racks they just bought were sour and the plan was to make them tonight and eat them on our trip. But he also can't stand a dirty house (this house was EXPENSIVE)

It was definitely over the top but that's just how a lot of my family is. Explosive emotions.

I just kept quiet and cleaned like he told me to. Tho he did end up start trying to call my new pup over and the Roo and stuff and interact with them. He also videod me picking up the yard a bit and posted it to fb which was odd

[high jay]

🤔

[high jay]

your dad confuses me

[mighty cradle]

The animals were following me I meant to put in that paragraph. But I was confused like why video animals you don't want

And yeah he is very confusing.

Found out poor baby Penny is scared of the dark 😭

I've got her kennel in the garage for now cause I'm crate training her and my dad is adamant about no animals in the house from now on and she was going nuts in there with the light off so I went and was like I wonder cause she was silent earlier outside in there while we cleaned the garage and so I turned the light on and now she's not whining or barking.

I feel bad she can't sleep in my bed with me but I refuse to have a dog who isn't kennel trained. That's miserable for both the owner and dog.

[main topaz]

he's FIRED.

[mighty cradle]

She's so stinkin cute

[main topaz]

I dont think I like the first 5 photos 😭
But I like the roaches 😭

[shrewd ledge]

Lol

[meager whale]

The First are Ant Queens

[meager whale]

Yes the roaches are cool

[jaunty gale]

are you ''growing'' them

[meager whale]

What do you mean?

I push them

[jaunty gale]

as in like growing a colony

[fast crow]

A pointing birddog

[fluid cape]

A Very proud snake

[jaunty gale]

a cute one as well

[fluid cape]

Random photo of angel before she was fed

Shes a little odd she loves her head being pet and kissed and held

[grim yacht]

Does anyone else's dog vomit then eat it?

[grim yacht]

Why do roaches always come in egg boxes

[meager whale]

Because it's practical because they feel safer

[grim yacht]

K

[mental orchid]

My mice killer

[shrewd ledge]

Anti mice device

Very cute 10 out of 10

[vague lark]

they’re in the back chasing a mallard

[deft narwhal]

Screw ducks

Specifically Muscovy

[deft narwhal]

These gents are handsome

[vague lark]

huh

[vague lark]

awe :( i love my ducks

[deft narwhal]

You don’t understand my trauma

[vague lark]

oki

one swallowed my finger

i tried booping it so

i was asking for it 😔

[mental orchid]

Appreciate

[vague lark]

they’re friend went missing

[vague lark]

i think when i picked her up she just hates me

[vague lark]

lucky

[deft narwhal]

THAT IS NOT LUCKY

[vague lark]

i could have grabbed it and put it in my room

[shrewd ledge]

Fox*

[vague lark]

yeah

[main topaz]

Potters just sour and choose the meanest version of ducks

[vague lark]

huh?

[deft narwhal]

They are the fricken meanest c*nts

[main topaz]

Oh I know

[shrewd ledge]

You said their friend went missing I blame fox

[vague lark]

this is america

[shrewd ledge]

Or coyote

[vague lark]

on a like

lake*

we never see any fox’s

[shrewd ledge]

You guys have foxes!!

[mental orchid]

My ducks pooped so much had to donate them

[vague lark]

never seen any

i’m in pell city al

[shrewd ledge]

Lol

[vague lark]

dox myself

uh

saint clair county

or staint

idk

[shrewd ledge]

Lol

[vague lark]

you mean LOL*

[main topaz]

There are def foxes in Alabama

[vague lark]

no she went missing cause i picked her up

[shrewd ledge]

I can help you don’t worry i’ve been looking for an excuse

[vague lark]

and i pet her

[vague lark]

she’s wild so she probably hates me now

[mental orchid]

Mice killer brother

[shrewd ledge]

Another one!!! ❤️

[main topaz]

Probably more rural areas than places with higher development- but they exist

[vague lark]

here’s my dog i guess

[deft narwhal]

Well that is infact a cat

[vague lark]

she enjoys it a little too much tho

[deft narwhal]

He’s enjoying that too much

😂😂😂

[vague lark]

it’s a woman too

[mental orchid]

Yea he has like 6 brothers

[shrewd ledge]

Too many

I have two and that’s to many

[main topaz]

Not if they earn their keep

[mental orchid]

They love out doors

[shrewd ledge]

That’s a good point

[mental orchid]

Live

[vague lark]

and speaking of those weirdos

i have to throw rocks and stuff at them

they chasing my ducks around >:(

[mental orchid]

😭

[vague lark]

even in water they attacking

[summer herald]

Those white farm ducks are insane

[shrewd ledge]

Eat them

[vague lark]

here’s a video ngl

[mental orchid]

Cats protect my chickens

[vague lark]

i only have a sling shot

i don’t wanna hurt them

[shrewd ledge]

I’ve killed plenty of stuff with a slingshot

[vague lark]

and my aims bad so like

[vague lark]

i mostly get rabbits and birds bro

[mental orchid]

Duck trap and slice there neck and hang em

[vague lark]

no

[summer herald]

My brother has to put one down because its trying to "wrestle" the chickens

[main topaz]

Is it attacking or is it them trying to breed, cos let's be real, ducks are vile when it comes to breeding

[shrewd ledge]

Get yourself some lead and headshot them

They will die

[deft narwhal]

You got fat feet

[vague lark]

i seen a mallard holding one of my females down

[left dragon]

rah

[vague lark]

i opened the door and i just seen straight duck on duck

[vague lark]

mhm

that’s why i said on my tiktok don’t mind then

[shrewd ledge]

Breeding

[vague lark]

you minded them

[vague lark]

yeah

[mental orchid]

The founding father

[vague lark]

she wasn’t even they’re mate

[shrewd ledge]

He is adorable I love him

[vague lark]

she was stolen while the other male chased her mate away

like bro

[shrewd ledge]

Skill issue

[deft narwhal]

They be like that

[vague lark]

🙏 leave my girl alone

[vague lark]

yee

i was about to join in

wait

my fault

[deft narwhal]

A ducks life is literally eat sleep shag

[vague lark]

geese are better

they’re cuter and very cool

[main topaz]

....do you understand how ducks work fam? 😭

[vague lark]

yeah

[summer herald]

Forgot poop

[vague lark]

he had her by the neck tho

i see chickens mate but duck’s

weird

[main topaz]

That is normal for ducks

[vague lark]

she was always beside the mallard and he was being chased away from her so

[thorn seal]

I love ducks

[deft narwhal]

They are feathery freaks fr fr

[summer herald]

Why are you watching animals mate?????????

[main topaz]

More often than not males will drown females trying to mate

[vague lark]

i may have stopped them

[thorn seal]

They taste so good

[vague lark]

gang i look around my yard

[deft narwhal]

No wonder why your so freaky

[vague lark]

i never said i stared at them

[thorn seal]

I am not a freak

How rude

[vague lark]

freak

[deft narwhal]

😭

[vague lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043642275554664508/1043836996327575582/uncaption.gif

[deft narwhal]

Okay don’t call him a freak only I can

[summer herald]

Is your yard a brothel for barnyard creatures?????

[thorn seal]

Who you talkin to?

[vague lark]

mb

[deft narwhal]

😂😂😂

[vague lark]

can we ban this guy

he’s annoying me

[thorn seal]

no

[vague lark]

please.

[deft narwhal]

No that’s my homie

[thorn seal]

Shut up or leave

[deft narwhal]

😂😂

[vague lark]

oh mb

[thorn seal]

See now you’re pissin me off

[summer herald]

Wait a damn minute

[vague lark]

can we ban this guy still

[thorn seal]

/ban 4KD

[summer herald]

Tyk, look at this guys about me

[vague lark]

woah there

now i’m scared

don’t throw a tantrum on me now

[thorn seal]

Now I’m panicking

[deft narwhal]

You done pissed me off

“Stomps ground”

[vague lark]

ok mb i’ll go

[vague lark]

IM LEAVING IM SORRY

[thorn seal]

I don’t throw tantrums

[deft narwhal]

we are being sarcastic

[thorn seal]

I do throw right hooks

[summer herald]

Uh

[vague lark]

ik

[vague lark]

what

[main topaz]

Misspelled there's?

[vague lark]

misspelled trans am nah

[thorn seal]

You are a zoo? How do you keep all the animals in their cages?

[vague lark]

1987 is best

[vague lark]

no

i said i can’t escape the allegations

[main topaz]

Help me out here - I've had 4 hours of sleep

[vague lark]

that’s to keep people from harassing me about it

[deft narwhal]

They get a whole trailer and hot tub

[vague lark]

sleep then

[thorn seal]

Lucky bastards

[summer herald]

Zoo is often short for what animal "lovers" call themselves

[thorn seal]

I get a rubber ball to throw at a wall

[vague lark]

i said a deer would be a perfect wife or husband chad they seem nice and that made me a target

[deft narwhal]

That’s just dumb

[vague lark]

so i have to put that in my bio so they leave me alone

[thorn seal]

COUGHT COUGH EXSQUEEZE ME

[deft narwhal]

Vegans would’ve been funnier

God I hate vegans

[thorn seal]

Same

[vague lark]

i don’t hurt animals tho 🙏 ion even into them don’t get mad at me

[thorn seal]

I can handle the chill ones

[main topaz]

H'oh

[thorn seal]

But the up in your face ones pmo

[deft narwhal]

I do

Specifically ducks

[summer herald]

No, I mean animal "LOVERS"

[vague lark]

i’m into them but not that way. now can we stop bringing up my bio or whoever did cause it’s depressing having to think about it

[vague lark]

huh

[deft narwhal]

Okayyyy

[vague lark]

thanks

[deft narwhal]

(Im a duck hunter)

[vague lark]

oh

i don’t like you anymore nvm

[deft narwhal]

There you go

[thorn seal]

Potter you will buy me these

[vague lark]

do you get them for like the feathers or some

or duck hunting as in displays

[thorn seal]

Duck hunting for fun

[vague lark]

Also is taxidermy

[thorn seal]

And mounts

[vague lark]

awe :(

killing animals for fun

that’s just

[thorn seal]

Yeup

[vague lark]

that’s not something i can do

i’m not into allat

like you do you but

[thorn seal]

Respectfully doin it

[deft narwhal]

If the bank account runs a little deeper sure bud

[vague lark]

that’s depressing

[vague lark]

ah as long as you ain’t disrespecting dead animals o don’t care

[thorn seal]

Pool our money and share them

[vague lark]

i js don’t like animals dying

[deft narwhal]

I eat, taxidermize, and use feathers

[thorn seal]

Like any fish I kill I uses as bait for bigger fish

[vague lark]

i still eat meat and stuff but i don’t like animals dying

[thorn seal]

Deer you get all the meat

[vague lark]

i like fishing

[deft narwhal]

I don’t have money I spent it all in Europe

[summer herald]

I too eat feathers

[thorn seal]

Ducks you can do meat and for taxidermy

[vague lark]

doesn’t taxidermy make the animals look deepy and gross

[deft narwhal]

When I would write my crush I’d send her feathers because she liked fhem

[vague lark]

i js want one stuffed and still soft

[thorn seal]

Why am I less poor than you

[deft narwhal]

I mean like I get a wood duck or quail as a paper weight

[shrewd ledge]

Bro how old are you????

[thorn seal]

I shouldn’t be

[summer herald]

He's 3

[vague lark]

no like

deer heads

[deft narwhal]

I am one month younger then Seamus

[shrewd ledge]

Dang💀

[vague lark]

they’re prestien

is that taxidermy

[deft narwhal]

If you wanna get a gf learn to write

[thorn seal]

Are y’all shacked up yet

[main topaz]

Okay, let's move to off topic

[vague lark]

or is taxidermy the thing that makes animals look like jacked up road kill

i’m curios bro 😔🙏

[shrewd ledge]

Very difficult sorry mate

[deft narwhal]

What😂😂😭

[vague lark]

no

i need the answers

[thorn seal]

Married

Are yall married yet

[vague lark]

respectfully 🙏

[thorn seal]

It was a joke

[shrewd ledge]

Not yet sorry mate