🦝︴pet-pics

[magic kraken]

Bite sized

[stray tapir]

Edibly cute

[magic kraken]

500 calories

25 grams of protein

[magic kraken]

Munch

gulp

[stray tapir]

Bite size adorableness

[magic kraken]

Why Guinea pig on porch

[lusty vale]

Have some sleepy noodles

[terse eagle]

That’s a tie for the netting

[magic kraken]

Noodle

[lusty vale]

Indeed they are

[reef zephyr]

hiii

[frank violet]

I need me a noodle

[magic kraken]

First day of working for a rabbit Breeder

[stray tapir]

What breed

[magic kraken]

Idk

[main topaz]

Looks like a Himalayan. White Rabbit with dark points and Ruby eyes

[urban minnow]

definitely a running shiba

[oblique cape]

To be able to do mons

Are dogs at will fight the pigs like but they fight them and we just finish them off

[stray tapir]

You should put the hunting pictures in #🥩︴irl-hunting

[digital coral]

Argonauta7#6659

[magic kraken]

Sir, only about 5 of these are actually you, the rest are in the wrong channel

[oblique cape]

I really want them to add the turkey nail guy hugs animals like the Texas

[magic kraken]

I got a axis, and my buddie got a nilgai

[magic kraken]

I made some freinds

[lost coyote]

Topaz :3

[median cosmos]

Bro is ROUND

Looks kinda like my fat little man

Fred

[urban minnow]

grumpy chicken

[desert peak]

@everyone

sucka

[white knoll]

😑

[stray tapir]

imagine

[terse eagle]

Grizz stfu

[stray tapir]

no u

[magic kraken]

Bird face reveal?

[main topaz]

The scrunglegang!

[terse eagle]

Their mom abandoned them under our shed😭

[main topaz]

Not the SCRUNGLES 😦

I'm glad you stepped up as new mom

[torpid agate]

scrungle

[humble atlas]

My pup bandit

[urban minnow]

so cute

[frank violet]

I needdddddd

[short carbon]

Free dogs

[velvet gull]

Where they at? 👀 😂

[short carbon]

Alberta

[velvet gull]

WAIT

are you serious?

Im in alberta

[short carbon]

N of Edmonton

[velvet gull]

Lemme DM yah rq lol

[remote sluice]

How much?

[velvet gull]

🤦‍♂️ Im pretty sure free means $10k...

[short carbon]

Free is free...just come get em

[remote sluice]

oops. Ok how old are they?

[short carbon]

Born february 17

Litter of 7 black germ. Shep. Border col. Cross

[remote sluice]

Alr. Your being serious tho?

[short carbon]

Yeah

People lie about having dogs to giv away?

[velvet gull]

You'd be suprised 😂

[formal aurora]

bros giving away dogs in the hunter discord 😭😭😭

[short carbon]

Oh I am...lol...I just don't see the gain from it

@short carbon @velvet gull

[formal aurora]

a lot of people give dogs away tho especially puppy’s bc sum people don’t wanna take care of 10+ dogs 😭

[short carbon]

Well I had 2 that became 9 sold 5 need to give away the last 2

I'd keep them but I can't due to work situation

[velvet gull]

Unfortunately I dont think its gonna work 😭

I really do want one of them but dont think my parents would love another dog, especially one that would shed its fur unfortunately

[remote sluice]

Yeah. Keep them If you dont sell them when they get to one. Or they will be depressed if they are away from you.

[short carbon]

So your saying you don't want 1

[remote sluice]

I'll think.

I do rlly want another dog.

But Im In the UK.

[short carbon]

Well in your case a plane ticket might cost more than what they're worth...but I'd imagine a Canadian dog would be pretty one off and would be more than suited for the climate

[gilded ivy]

Wouldn't it be better to sell them on Facebook or something so you can do background checks 😭

[remote sluice]

Maybe. Im broke tho.

[magic kraken]

Snooper says hi

[magic kraken]

The 3 musketeers

[terse eagle]

Want 4 more?

[frank violet]

Yes

[stray tapir]

I caught a cat

[magic kraken]

Winston

[median cosmos]

Happy 14 to my fat old woman

[pliant stump]

Happy Birthday to her
Happy birthday to her
Happy birthday your big fat woman
Happy birthday to her

[main topaz]

BabyScrungle

They have yet to leave me alone

[distant notch]

😂

[urban minnow]

drip too hard

[magic kraken]

I need a poncho for this drip

[civic sail]

They think they've got us fooled but we all know they're just an easter egg and an onion

[main topaz]

I love them

what are their names

[rapid anchor]

Why do dogs do this

[main topaz]

comfy

[rapid anchor]

Maybe. Then again, she could sleep anywhere. She slept on coffee tables as a puppy.

[main topaz]

mines jammed under my desk

no room for my legs

[rapid anchor]

Mine would if she could fit. Instead she sniffs my head and begs for treats while I’m working.

[civic sail]

Kenzie (egg) and Flynn (onion)

[main topaz]

I love them

[harsh pagoda]

Aw a dripped out Frenchy dog

[velvet gull]

Are there three birds here?

I can't tell what im looking at lol

[teal yoke]

parrots

[teal yoke]

Got a cat

[frank violet]

Kittyyyy

[teal yoke]

I like dogs also, but they need more time, so

gaming buddies

[velvet gull]

Why does that one look like that tho?

lemme show you what I see

It looks like theres a smaller one, or a baby underneath this one

You cant tell me im the only one that saw this, right?

[main topaz]

Well considering thats just how budgies look...

You might be

They just round

orb like

a borb one might say

[velvet gull]

Do you see how I saw a third? 😂

[main topaz]

I uh.. I mean I see how you outlined it

but it doesn't compute to me 😂

I raised too many of them, so I guess like, its just second nature to my eye

and these are all just american/wild type ones. wait'll you look at the British, Hagoromo, and curly mops

[velvet gull]

I don't think i've seen a "budgie" in my life. Maybe I have just didn't know it. Im not much of a bird guy. I know waterfowl and common birds but when it comes to all the colourful birds I can't tell any of em apart besides a parrot 😂

[main topaz]

Budgie is just a parakeet, but the actual name for them

Parakeet is a bunch of different kinds of parrots

Mustache Parakeet, Indian Ringneck Parakeet, Alexandrine Parakeet, Canary Winged Parakeet etc etc

[velvet gull]

All of that just went over my head

Its like your speaking some language I cant understand

But I am curious as to what the heck a Mustache parakeet is 😂

[main topaz]

sweet lil dudes

[velvet gull]

Thats the mustache parakeet?

[main topaz]

Indian Ringneck

[main topaz]

yes

[velvet gull]

I was hoping to see a bird with a mustache

[main topaz]

I mean, the stripe over its beak haha

[velvet gull]

But yeah, I guess I can see why they are called that

[main topaz]

Alexandrine:

[velvet gull]

That ones the best so far

imo at least lol

[main topaz]

Wild Type and English Budgie

[velvet gull]

Why does my guy have no eyes?

[main topaz]

He does, he has a big fluffy forehead so they're hidden under the fluff a bit

[velvet gull]

I fixed him

[main topaz]

not as bad as these monstrosities people insist on breeding

"Feather Dusters" aka Curly Mops

[velvet gull]

Im not going to lie, this was the first thing that popped in my head 😭

[main topaz]

Under all the feathers the eyes exist about here -

[velvet gull]

Wait

what is this then?

[main topaz]

its beak

the little black dots are called a cere

[velvet gull]

😭 I thought that was its eyes

[velvet gull]

Im getting more and more confused

[main topaz]

haha

and then there are the Hagoromo crested ones

[velvet gull]

I don't even know what im looking at ngl

Are we sure this is a bird?

[main topaz]

Yes 😂

Someone decided to take a perfectly fine bird and breed mutations into it so that it has crests on each wing

"helicopter" budgies

[velvet gull]

This one doesnt have a face or beak

Its just a pile of feathers

[main topaz]

It's head is on the left, turned so we are looking at a 3/4 view of the back of its head

[velvet gull]

Is it frowning?

[main topaz]

Not intentionally 😂 the crests make it look big grumpy

[velvet gull]

It looks sad 😂

[main topaz]

haha

the dot you drew the frown on is the throat marking

[mint plank]

Brothers for life

[civic sail]

just two lol

[civic sail]

Another pic of the boys and their incredible roundness of being

My favorite details are Kenzie's very tiny toes poking out from his prodigious bellyfloofs

And a few moments later when it was double naptime action

[main topaz]

definitely wasnt also napping

The borbs is right

[civic sail]

Also I have updated your diagram to use the very scientific terminology my fiancee and I use for Kenzie's anatomy

[main topaz]

As one does

All good and proper scientific terms

Much approval

[civic sail]

At some point once my residency visa is fully approved, I plan on adding a conure to our flock

There's a store specializing in birds near us that takes really good care of their birbs, and I just kinda go there with fiancee to hang out with the conures

I've managed to make friends with just about all of them

My view being that when the time comes, they'll already be familiar with us and used to having us around so it won't be as huge an adjustment for them as it might otherwise be

[main topaz]

Oh lort... What kind of conure are you thinking?

Also where are you immigrating to?

[civic sail]

Australia

As of now I spend about half the year down there with fiancee/birbs and half back in the US

[main topaz]

Oh wowwwww

Ugh.. I love that so much

[civic sail]

And probably a green cheek conure

[main topaz]

haha have fun -_-

demon babies

[civic sail]

Honestly part of why I love this game is that the New England map is basically where I grew up/currently work, and the Australia map is very similar to the rural parts of Straya that I'm gonna be moving to

So it kinda helps with homesickness on either front

[main topaz]

Thats pretty great, tbh. I'm also from NEM - so it helps me when I'm just wandering around in New Hampshire

[civic sail]

The craziest part for me was finding the pumpkin patch/corn maze farm on NEM

Because I work on a farm that has a pumpkin patch and corn mazes

(and also orchards and a garden center and farmer's market, etc)

[main topaz]

😂 I love it.
Well I hope your visa goes very smooth and wraps up quickly for you

[civic sail]

Same! Gonna be putting in the application on my next trip down there which should be in the (northern hemisphere) winter, so that'll be a one way trip

[cinder moat]

Birds are fun

[civic sail]

Birds excel at being weird little guys and that's one of my favorite things about them

[cinder moat]

He/she Is my biological kid.

[main topaz]

100%

I wish I was in a place where I could have another

[cinder moat]

I should send some feathers in for DNA testing tbh we've had them for over 10 years now and I dunno the sx 😅

[main topaz]

do they ever mantle their wings and vibrate

[cinder moat]

Unsure too be honest he sorta does? but its very bouncy when they do it almost like he's wanting to fly actually.

My tiels a dirty bastard and does it however. 🤣 I hate spring....

[civic sail]

That sounds about right for tiels

[main topaz]

Well.. lemme show you a vid of a grey who was in love with me and had the impression I was her husband

[civic sail]

Our tiel is angry if you're not paying attention to him. And especially angry if you are paying attention to him.

[cinder moat]

Ah wait thinking about it my grey 100% does its just been years since I've gave him? her? the chance to do so.

[main topaz]

Her name was Dusty and we took her in as a rescue when her human realized her liver cancer was resisting all chemo

[main topaz]

haha

if the noises also are part of it

[civic sail]

In the morning when we uncover their houses, he will literally scream until everyone in the house (Me, Fiancee, Fiancee's mom, any guests who are staying over) come by to say good morning to him. Little diva that he is.

[main topaz]

you likely have a lady

[cinder moat]

It was annoying as anything when I used to have him/her right up against where I sat all day SOON as I started eating anything It was down to the bottom of the cage right next too me to voice there opinion right into my ear lmao 😅

[main topaz]

Mine would holler if I left my bedroom - any time of day. Going to work? PHEEEP. Going to the kitchen for a drink in the afternoon? PHEEEEEP
going to the bathroom at 4am after a crazy gaming session?`

PHEEEEEEP

[cinder moat]

Still havent been able to cut the behavior all the way away tbh but again she's 10-12 It makes sense too have a few unusual horemonal years.

[main topaz]

yeah

[civic sail]

My favorite tiel trait, though, is aggression towards hands. At least with Flynn, he gets super hissy and bitey at hands on the other side of his cage. But as soon as those hands reach into it while he's in there, he's like..."Whoa hey, back off. I was just joking, okay? Chill. Just be chill. It's not that deep, I swear."

[main topaz]

😂

Mine, Ecto, was a handfed fathead baby

she was just 100% gung ho about snuggles

[civic sail]

Kenzie is much more okay about being handled than Flynn is. Hell Kenzie will ride around on your shoulder just for the fun of it. Gotta bribe Flynn with food or cartoons to get him to come around.

[main topaz]

That was Ecto at like... 16 weeks

[civic sail]

I don't know why, but Flynn LOVES when we have Bluey on. He will just sit and watch it for as long as it's on the TV/tablet. I don't understand what a cockatiel sees in it, but it is one of the cutest things about him.

[main topaz]

possible the colors or the songs - I mean they're really smart, so heck who knows

[civic sail]

That's our main theory. But either way, this little birb watching kids TV shows is so cute to us that we just put it on to make him happy now.

[cinder moat]

Not sure what the plans are just yet regarding the house my parents half debated on air BNB for the current house were in (and I stay here)

So maybe In the future I'll be able to give the birdies there own dedicated room at some point.

I cant see the airBNB idea ever working out I think room-mates are the better idea longterm.

[main topaz]

hm.. well if people don't rent then its just a drain on resources

but if its a highly desired area and rentable year round - then its got the chance to shine

some other birds I raised:

Another rescue we took in for rehoming

[molten yoke]

i opened this video and went off of discord and was wondering why it sounded like a plane was flying close and something chomping around me🙈🙈

[main topaz]

the grabby hands "my grapes"

[steep rose]

New baby glider born

[main topaz]

stopp

they're so little 😭

[civic bramble]

Random A$$ cat

[steep rose]

Adult male golden gecko

[steep rose]

My 2 african wildcats

[pliant stump]

Bombastic sideeye

[late spire]

lol

[pliant stump]

Lil shy

[magic kraken]

In memory of Flippy, you will be missed here

Your account has been deleted

[urban minnow]

awh thats sad

[terse eagle]

Nahhhh that kid was odddd

[stray tapir]

What a goone

[magic kraken]

Winston

[stray tapir]

Indeed

[main topaz]

beautiful

[main topaz]

Tell Winton I LUH himbs

[stray tapir]

Will do

He said “sniff”

[main topaz]

as a good onebraincell should

[stray tapir]

😂

[main topaz]

Ansel is KO'd on the lounge part of the couch

[stray tapir]

Sleeb

[main topaz]

he was actively screaming because I left to walk the dog literally 5 minutes ago

[stray tapir]

lol your pets seems to like screaming

[main topaz]

Keeonah hollers when its breakfast time

[main topaz]

Ansel.. man there has to be some siamese in there somewhere

he makes too much casual chatter

[stray tapir]

😂

He’s adorable

We love him

[main topaz]

oh absolutely

I found a bunch of his kitten pics I sent in my friends discord

[stray tapir]

Heheh

Hold on

Got one you will like

[main topaz]

oh. man okay so

I had a Winton

"I" (my cousin adopted him but he chose me 90% of the time)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481291876738269205/613952480815874051/image0.jpg?ex=664ad14e&is=66497fce&hm=5b5e4871cd8440235ec9985970a9ded046d6ee20b222f059ad9a31acf2f07905&

Thats Biscotti

this is how we would sit at the computer

Ugh why is it zooming in..

hold

[stray tapir]

Hehehehe

I lub

[main topaz]

omg

bbwinton 😭

How old was he there?

[stray tapir]

The one we’re he is trying to escape is my favorite

[stray tapir]

Honestly not sure

[main topaz]

Freeee meeee

Well.. Here is 48hr old Ansel

[stray tapir]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Neeebbbbb

So tiny

[main topaz]

Riiiight?

There is his mom, the tux is his brother, then the twin ink blots (sisters) are on top of him in that pile. He wiggled free shortly after -

[stray tapir]

Oh she’s a pretty cat

[main topaz]

She's a marble tabby, I love her but her temper is vile.. Lets you pat, and then tries to eat you

Milk drunk brother

All the little clowns passed out

He lets me rub his beans like that to this day

[stray tapir]

That’s Ricky Bobby

Have I posted Ricky here?

[main topaz]

no

[stray tapir]

Hold on if not I need to

[main topaz]

I dont think

He trapped himself in here like.. immediately after I took the picture

[stray tapir]

Pic won’t send 😭

I’ll send a pic of him and George later

This valley killing my service

[main topaz]

aww okay

and then we moved to Europe and now he hollers all the time when I leave his sight

[stray tapir]

Rick and George (George is the black one)

Only pics I have of them that aren’t in my one drive that won’t load

[stray tapir]

That last pic is gold lol

[main topaz]

he was snoring so hard

like he was vibrating with the snores

Keeonah was playing with him and wore him right out

[urban minnow]

ansel is so handsome

[magic kraken]

MEOW

[main topaz]

Thank youuu.
I tell him the stork got lost and left him with his siblings because he's so.. very Russian Blue looking

[main topaz]

what a scrungleton

[main topaz]

He would crawl into my housecoat and sleep - while I was wearing it

I want to recreate this now, as an adult

[dark veldt]

I have this evil creature in my house

[main topaz]

I mean

y'all invited the evil in when you chose a calico

[magic kraken]

Indeed

[dark veldt]

no, we didnt choose anything. My brother and sister got this one

when they moved out they left it with us

[magic kraken]

Something got the white and black cat, probably a coyote, I will hunt them down, I will avenge my kitties

[main topaz]

Oh... That makes me sad for her

[main topaz]

This is sad. I hope you are successful (but also dont put cats outdoors)

[dark veldt]

she's nice, whenever i lay down and get ready for bed she'll climb right up and lay down on top of me

[magic kraken]

They were barn cats, the barn was closed but they climbed out one of the windows

[main topaz]

Awh

Ansel insists on pinning my legs every night. So I need to get in optimal sleep pose p much immediately

[dark veldt]

smol

[terse eagle]

No u

[frank violet]

Pretty average

[magic kraken]

Bite sized

[normal nova]

Two bite cupcake sized

[magic kraken]

500 calories

[normal nova]

That’s Casoh sized

[main topaz]

scrunglegang!

[main topaz]

I love her

[urban minnow]

he’s not a Russian blue ?!??!!

[main topaz]

Not in the slightest.
His dad's a massive shaggy black and white cat, and his mom's a 4.5lb marble tabby

Nothing about that says he should look how he does, and yet.. he's like a knockoff Russian Blue.

[civic sail]

Flynn wishes to share his song. Someday, he'll figure out If You're Happy And You Know It.

[urban minnow]

still very handsome

[urban minnow]

flynn is getting the hang of it

i see great singer potential

[main topaz]

He is. My husband jokes he got it all in looks and not in brains. (He ran into a closed door. Our doors are wood, there's no mistaking this like with a screen or glass door)

[bold marten]

genius

[main topaz]

aw haha he's still so big compared to her

[lusty vale]

Yes he is, but she’s getting big fast! Won’t be long until she is much closer in size.

[stray tapir]

No

It’s too cute

I’m going to punch someone

cute aggression intensifies

[main topaz]

NOT WINTON

[urban minnow]

lol the last picture

[main topaz]

Ayo. I got a Winton face outta Ansel

[storm loom]

Is this what all the community is hyped about... Is this the creature that roared in the teaser??????

[main topaz]

It's the one claim to fame he could hope to have

[solemn stone]

Bosnian hunting dog

[terse eagle]

Gator

[vivid maple]

Zazu

[main topaz]

Spaghettibabies!

[stray tapir]

We love to see it

I enjoy wide angle pet pics

They are always the best

[stray tapir]

This just shows off his fantastic eyes

They are so pretty

[main topaz]

He has the perfect lil emerald chips for eyes

[civic sail]

that might actually be the biggest dog smile I've ever seen

[stark shell]

she loves to smile

[pliant stump]

Rest in peace little Louis! I loved you!

He was my good friends rat and died when his mom got angry and threw him at the wall. The police is already called she's a horrible person! 😞

[magic kraken]

Oh my lord

Why would someone do that 😭😭😭

[stray tapir]

Give the mother a slap for me

[pliant stump]

I will after court

[magic kraken]

Throw the mom at the wall

[terse eagle]

@main topaz

[main topaz]

She wants the face scrubbies

rEAL bad

[terse eagle]

Gave her a good 10 mins worth🤣

[steep rose]

My male african wildcat

[stray tapir]

That’s a fish

[main topaz]

p e r f e c t
I used to use 2 of those stiff bristle brushes and hold them in a V

and would scrub the calves

like under their chin

these guys:

[main topaz]

A good night's rest do be important

[devout herald]

He needs his beauty sleep or his beard is all messy

[main topaz]

Whats their name?

[dense vapor]

Turkey is groot and the dog is Rocket

[main topaz]

I love groot.

(and rocket, but I like birds a lot)

[dense vapor]

Rocket and groot

[pliant stump]

@main topaz

I found some older ones

[main topaz]

I am in love. Still have the horse and donkey, too?

[pliant stump]

Yeah, I don't know them I'm only active with the goats and sheep but we have horses, donkeys, chickens and bees too

[main topaz]

beeeeees

[dense vapor]

bees

[main topaz]

10/10, chickens are best.

[dense vapor]

He he

i love my dog she so silly (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[junior sapphire]

Teef

[junior sapphire]

Malinois?

[terse eagle]

Yup maligator

[junior sapphire]

Cute whats its name?

[main topaz]

"Toothless"

[terse eagle]

Jax. He’s the bestest

[junior sapphire]

Hes lovely

[terse eagle]

Wouldn’t fit🤣🤣🤣

[main topaz]

(toothless also has teeth)

[terse eagle]

His don’t show sometimes tho🤣

Maligators are constant😁🤣

[frank violet]

Maligotor

[magic kraken]

Wit da scooby-do0 blanket!!

[frank violet]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[mellow salmon]

My cat had babies

[stray tapir]

My cousins dogs

Heheheh

Looks how guilty she looks from disassembling that tp roll

[zealous quartz]

istg she gonna have 20 babies

she BIG

[junior sapphire]

Whats its name?

If it has one since its a farm animal

[stray tapir]

270

[white kite]

From kitten to cat

She is still very small though

[terse eagle]

270assholee

[junior sapphire]

So we have the maligator and the 270assholee?

Very nice

[terse eagle]

Oh I have an army

[junior sapphire]

You a farmer?

[terse eagle]

My favorite of the moos right now

[junior sapphire]

Whats 272s name?

[terse eagle]

Farm hand🤷‍♂️

You guessed it

[junior sapphire]

American farm?

Friesian right?

[terse eagle]

Yup

[magic kraken]

My moo moos are better then johnathans

[junior sapphire]

Oh nice

[terse eagle]

Bullshitt

[magic kraken]

Erm actually that CALF chit

And bro is busting it down in the back again

Yeah but I just got a new set of piglets this morning

Would you like to see?

[frank violet]

I want to boop da nose

[junior sapphire]

They love licking

258 needs watched

[main topaz]

hows uhhh 269(?)

[terse eagle]

She got dehorned but is good

[stray tapir]

I think he missed me

[magic kraken]

Winston!

[magic kraken]

Let Winston play destiny

Im bout to get arma

[cold oar]

Not really pet, but a nice smallmouth

[main topaz]

would stick it in #🥩︴irl-hunting since its not technically a pet

[junior sapphire]

I cant even view that channel smh

[main topaz]

its the irl hunting channel

which you have selected

so it sounds like a discord glitch

[terse eagle]

Pet fishy

[zealous quartz]

lets guess how many shes gonna have

in 1-2 weeks weel know

[terse eagle]

For your sake imma guess 6

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-enough-stop-it-quit-it-fed-up-kevin-hart-gif-17059513

[main topaz]

What breed, and what was she bred to?
First litter?

[zealous quartz]

pure jack russell and 2. time

[main topaz]

hmmm..
how many in first litter?

[frank violet]

I also have a "pet" fishy

But im not going to post it cuz im a good boi

[terse eagle]

Pet fishyyyyy

[frank violet]

Technically you can't delete cuz there's a doggo

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-gif-25358104

[terse eagle]

Pet fishes are the best

[main topaz]

dont make me fire you

[frank violet]

But da doggo

[terse eagle]

Fire me frommmm?

[main topaz]

the children

[terse eagle]

☹️you would never

[main topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/it-raises-the-possibility-steve-kornacki-msnbc-increases-the-chance-chances-are-higher-gif-19694573

[next spruce]

Pet fwog

[zealous quartz]

6

you really are investigating 😂

this was her 1 year ago

or 5 I think

idk

[main topaz]

Well I mean on average JRTs have 4-7 puppies

first litters generally arent as big as their next litters

so I was doin math

but I guess 5 or 6 this go round

[zealous quartz]

you sure know you’re stuff

[terse eagle]

You would never

[civic sail]

Kenzie and Flynn have both opted to be extremely round today

[stray tapir]

give me that Ludwigia

not one pet store near me has any

i refuse to pay 40 dollars for shipping

[main topaz]

Get on aquaswap and see if anyone local has any or not quite local and is willing to ship cheap

[stray tapir]

i live in ******* nowhere

o lol forgot dicord did that

[main topaz]

Still, get on and check

Hah, nerrrrrd

[stray tapir]

ill try

wish dad didnt throw away my 10 gallon full of plants lol

[magic kraken]

Yeah, well I live in *** nowhere

[stray tapir]

someone int he town i was just at for vacation has it 💀

[main topaz]

Yooo, you have fizzgig

https://tenor.com/view/engaged-youre-gif-18691349

[pliant stump]

@main topaz here are all the animal pics I promised

[main topaz]

I'm in love with them all

[terse eagle]

@main topaz you know you’d miss them

[main topaz]

I really would

[terse eagle]

And this little turd

[junior sapphire]

I dont know american fish but is that a crappie or a bluegill?

[terse eagle]

Bluegill

[junior sapphire]

Oh nice

That was a good guess

[terse eagle]

Yup😂

[junior sapphire]

We got boring fish

Carp and trout

Salmon too

[terse eagle]

Crappie are bigger and lighter with dots kinda

No salmon here

[junior sapphire]

Really?

We got cod and haddock too

Pollock

They are sea fish tho

[junior sapphire]

Long hairy tail

[steep rose]

New baby sugar glider

[stray tapir]

Dang where did you get my picture

[charred sky]

down the road

that place by the road

and grass

[stray tapir]

Dang

[magic kraken]

Guys, why is my grandmas cat so big

[stray tapir]

its not

small cat

[magic kraken]

It could eat a smal child

It’s 9

[bold marten]

he just like me fr

[stray tapir]

super relatable

[sinful mauve]

Crappie are crappie

[terse eagle]

Grizz quit saying that it hasn’t aged well for you.

[stray tapir]

hol up wait a minute

[humble thistle]

Food

[urban minnow]

toto

[main topaz]

U got games on ur fone?

[terse eagle]

Ohhhhh tykkkkkk

[sinful mauve]

She catch her first fish?

[main topaz]

My heart

[orchid apex]

rest in peace sweet girl:(

[fallow sphinx]

Imagine her cuddling up to a warm star; remembering the heart of they who loved her. She's well friend❤️

[harsh fable]

Coco the Guinea pig

[stray tapir]

I love him

[pliant stump]

Not my pet but he just spawned in the middle of the forest

[main topaz]

he has a quest for you I bet

[magic kraken]

Snooper

[desert lantern]

bob

[next spruce]

Pet fwog in house

[terse eagle]

fwog

[ashen tangle]

quack

[terse eagle]

quack

[near thistle]

2 month lost cat has been handed into a vets 25 miles away and fully healthy

Picking her up later this afternoon

Probably hates me by now

[main topaz]

ohno 😂

She's gonna have words for you

[near thistle]

Surprisingly she's the friendlist she's ever been, followed me nonstop since getting back after she ate three food pouches straight

Very thin but yeah otherwise all good

[junior sapphire]

Mawigator

[junior sapphire]

Hi jax

[dire grotto]

he is happy 🙂

give him all of the treats

[main topaz]

I have a picture of my sisters cat making this face

[urban minnow]

uh

[terse eagle]

That seems like more of a this face

[main topaz]

Nah

Larry was mid holler

because he saw us eating

[terse eagle]

😂

[main topaz]

and so Larry ALSO wanted to eat

He is a recovering street cat, so you know.. All food means food.
(They threw away some expired bacon, he chewed through three bags to get to it)

When she adopted him, he was bald and had just had surgery because he had "fallen" into one of those fences with steel spikes along the top

the vets said he probably would never get his hair back

... one year and a decent diet and lots of love, and now he's just this fluffy chungus

that was idk.. 8 years ago? Now he's just the King

[fierce elk]

looks like a tiger

[main topaz]

Honestly whenever I am visiting their house I just carry him around like a little baby and rub his belly

[fierce elk]

cute

[main topaz]

My sister also said he doesn't play with toys but I got him a catnip carrot and he loved it

😄

[late spire]

That’s a big floof u got there

[main topaz]

Thats my "nephew" - mines like... normal shorthaired

[late spire]

He’s pretty though lol

[main topaz]

He really is, I love him so much

[thorny monolith]

Bros bamboozled🤣

[hot delta]

Bro was licking me 😂

[thorny monolith]

Is she sigma?

[hot delta]

Very

[thorny monolith]

Ok thanks

[thorny monolith]

Nice 9 pounder, caught him on a size 4 popper.

[warm pebble]

Bro annoyed

[tough spade]

looks like mine

[warm pebble]

Cool

[magic kraken]

Get that thing out ma face

[rapid anchor]

GOOBER

[golden cradle]

Ket

[normal nova]

Goofball cat

[normal nova]

Mr goobertoon

[stray tapir]

Very gold

[cobalt flume]

Titi

[civic sail]

New friend acquired at work

[stray tapir]

Bros got eyebrows 😂

[civic sail]

He's very young and has been hanging around behind our greenhouse. One of my coworkers named him Bernie Sanders because of his hair lol

Honestly, friendliest wild bird I've met in the US. He literally just flies right up to us.

I specify the US because Australian birds (and other animals tbh) just generally don't care and will chill with you if you're calm around them

[shell tangle]

he is a baby robin and doesn’t understand to stay away from humans yet

I’ve got two hanging out in my backyard

[civic sail]

ye

[main topaz]

Cute Robin! Keep him well fed and enjoy the friendship, they're such quirky little dudes

[stray tapir]

Stop

It can’t be that cute

Surely this is a dream

[lone cradle]

he eats more than himself

looks like a trophy shot

[main topaz]

Welcome to rabbits with otter color pattern
They are ridiculously cute

[zealous quartz]

Hector salamanca

[magic kraken]

BAM, you just got snooped

[deft narwhal]

That is the goodest boy

[magic kraken]

Look at this tired fella

[deft narwhal]

He’s your kitty but big

[tame tangle]

she’s pretty good for the most part but sometimes the heeler in her gets the best of her lol

[urban minnow]

hell yeah

[next spruce]

Fwog in plant house

[green rose]

Snek

[sly dew]

Ya steal it ya wear it

[deft narwhal]

He’s a friendly noodle

[green rose]

@deft narwhal unless you're a frog lol

[deft narwhal]

Oh no😭

I badly want milk frogs I’m ngl

Look at these little dudes

[green rose]

I have a vid on my yt channel abt him eating a Tree Frog

[deft narwhal]

:((

I think he’d eat me

And my flower

[green rose]

He's only 18+ inches long

Pretty small for a garter snake

The vid of him eating the snake is here 👇

https://youtu.be/Qf2fEd-aPTg?si=VrJ5Kou5PES9UCS_

[main topaz]

they are amazing lil dudes

Probably one of my favorite frogs that I have cared for

[cerulean stag]

everyone meet my new friend named fred

[cerulean stag]

AHH ANOTHER SNEK CAN THEY BE FRIENDS?

[green rose]

@cerulean stag Depending on the circumstances, yes

[cerulean stag]

What snake is it?

And what circumstances we talking about

[green rose]

@cerulean stag A male easter garter snake
Both snakes' genders so they don't fight, time of the year, age, etc

[cerulean stag]

Oh yeah yeah yeah mine is about 2 months old

[green rose]

Mine is going to be 3 yrs old in August

[cerulean stag]

Have you had him since he was born?

[green rose]

Since he was 2 weeks

Old

[cerulean stag]

Aweeee

[green rose]

I rescued him from another snake in my backyard and he's been my pet ever since

[cerulean stag]

As in he was getting attacked?

[green rose]

He was abt to be eaten

[cerulean stag]

oh by what was it a bird or another snake?

[green rose]

Another snake

[cerulean stag]

do you know what snake it was?

[green rose]

It was a large rat snake

Like 4 ft long

[cerulean stag]

woww he was a big boy

[green rose]

Yea, I'm surprised I saved Viper from him (Viper is my snake's name)

[cerulean stag]

aweee i like that name:D

[green rose]

Thx

[cerulean stag]

it suits him

[green rose]

It does

[cerulean stag]

i havent sexed my snake so i dont know what gender it is yet but for now its name is fred

and if its a girl its going to be fredita

[green rose]

U can usually tell by the shape of the tail

If it is long and thin it is a male

[cerulean stag]

yeah and short and stubby its female

[green rose]

@cerulean stag yes

[cerulean stag]

yeah i just want to let him chill for right now i got him yesterday and the shop didnt know what its gender was so

[green rose]

Ok

It's good to let them settle in for the first week or two. Then introduce yourself as a bringer of food so they associate you with good things

[cerulean stag]

yeah thats what im doing for right now you have no idea how badly i want to just hold him but i know i need to let him settle in first

[green rose]

Ikr it's so tempting but you need to let them get comfortable first

It can make your snake afraid of you if you hold then too soon

[cerulean stag]

yeah ive heard so im trying to check on him only once a day by just searching for him in his bedding and seeing if hes okay and if so i leave him alone for the rest of the day

[green rose]

Ok, that's good, but try to not make any physical contact with them so they don't freak out when your checking in on them

Btw, good food for corn snakes is pinky mice

[cerulean stag]

nope i havent just lightly move around his bedding and if hes there i check to see if hes breathing if so i cover him back up and leave him for the day

[green rose]

Perfect

[cerulean stag]

yeah i just dont know if theyll be too big because hes really small like pencil size almost

[green rose]

Depending on the gender they cand be up to 72 inches

And around 2 lbs

[main topaz]

If you have a good pet store nearby you can always ask them for like just born pinkies
whether live or frozen
(if he is that little I would not try to transition him yourself if they hadn't gotten him on a steady frozen thawed diet yet. Just got for lives - it's safer)

[main topaz]

and with just born/day olds, he should be fine to eat them. They're SO little on day 1/2

[green rose]

Yea

[cerulean stag]

he was being fed frozen thawed pinky mice but they said like 1 day old ones and the pet stores near me dont have like specific aged pinky mice

[green rose]

Just try to get the smallest ones possible

[main topaz]

Your best bet would be to ask them for the xx small ones then

[cerulean stag]

yeah i will

[main topaz]

If they're like any store, they order a bunch of sizes - and should range from xx small up to guinea pigs

Not that any colubrid will ever need gp's

[green rose]

Yea lol

[cerulean stag]

lmao they do gp's???

[main topaz]

Ya. Some of my customers had big ol redtails and would order small chickens and gp's

[cerulean stag]

wow never knew that they sold gp's for snakes thought you had to special order them

[main topaz]

we had one guy with a 12' female who would just spend 35$ on two 2lb chickens every 4 months

[cerulean stag]

wow

was it a boa?

[main topaz]

You do, kinda. We only EVER ordered them when customers ordered them

[green rose]

I was abt to say lol

[main topaz]

Yes, a columbian redtail

[cerulean stag]

oooooooo those are beautiful

[main topaz]

Yes but not a pet I would ever have

If I need assistance moving or handling my snake - no matter how docile - it's not a pet that should be kept

[cerulean stag]

do you own any reptiles?

[green rose]

I once saw someone order an xl rabbit for a dwarf caiman

[main topaz]

a 12' snake is beautiful, but gods help you if they decide to hug you and you are alone

[main topaz]

USed to.. Had to rehome them when I moved from NA to EU

[green rose]

Yikes

[cerulean stag]

aww

what did you have?

[main topaz]

california king snake, chocolate morph; two ball pythons one homozygous for BEL, one heterozygous BEL, and a german giant paradox/low-red (he was orange) bearded dragon

[green rose]

Nice

One of my dream snakes is a San Francisco garter

[main topaz]

Kingsnake - bein a cutie

[cerulean stag]

awwwwww

[main topaz]

Her name was SnakPak

[cerulean stag]

i want to get a white califonia king snake

will be the second snake i ever get

[green rose]

It won't go into an image

There

[main topaz]

They're big cuties

This was my female

And this was Quetzal, best boy.

[green rose]

She's gorgeous

[main topaz]

She was such a jerk 😂

[green rose]

Lol

Snakes be like that

[main topaz]

And here's Rüdi

Big ol fat head

[green rose]

XD

This is what I'm feeding my snake rn

[main topaz]

😭 not the toadddd

[green rose]

Live feeding cuz he won't eat stuff that's already dead

He eats mainly fish and amphibians with the occasional worm

[main topaz]

nice

[green rose]

Most of them are caught from the pond in my backyard

Cuz it's the freshest possible

And also what he would eat in the wild

[main topaz]

good plan tbh

Would just say be careful, if it doesn't look well, don't feed it

like the food item

[green rose]

I quarantine all his wild caught food a week b4 he eats it

[main topaz]

excellent

[green rose]

He ate a tree frog last week, they're his fav

[main topaz]

oh no, the round boi 😂

[green rose]

He got it down, even if it took him an hour 😂

The only problem with live feeding frogs and toads is that they jumpscare you at 3 am with a REEEEEEE when Viper strikes at them

And it never happens when your prepared either 😭

[main topaz]

He understood the assignment

[green rose]

He did😂

The toad just got bit and it made the loudest REEEE I've ever heard and it scared the heck out of me 😂

[stray tapir]

I love the racing stripes

Gotta try and breed a line with all stripes

[deft narwhal]

NOOOOOOOOI

:(((((

[green rose]

It's nature

[deft narwhal]

Did he atleast go to frog heaven😭

[green rose]

He's still alive

[deft narwhal]

Imma pray for the little guy

And I hope he whoops your snakes ass

😂

[green rose]

He's tiny

[deft narwhal]

Nuh uh he’s big and strong 😭

[deft narwhal]

Ass first is crazy😭

[green rose]

Like 1 1/2 inches

And my snake is 18+ inches long

[minor cosmos]

Cool snake. I do love frogs, though 😢

[deft narwhal]

Imma miss seargent froggy

[green rose]

At least his dead will feed another creature

[deft narwhal]

I am now seargent froggy

[green rose]

Nice

[minor cosmos]

I never realized they are so pretty, even if they are annoying.

[deft narwhal]

Trout love em

[minor cosmos]

There weren't trout where I took that pic, but they are farther down the river after it comes back out of the cave.

[deft narwhal]

He/she is pretty

[minor cosmos]

Her ear wasn't always like that. She got a hematoma. It doesn't bother her now, though.

[deft narwhal]

Boom trout

[green rose]

I caught em in a creek

[deft narwhal]

First ones the prettiest

Love those blues

I do have the coolest cat

[green rose]

I have a contender

[deft narwhal]

Someones got themselves a pillow

[green rose]

Cook

Cool*

[minor cosmos]

Plants are funny. You can give them as much effort as you want, but they do pretty good if you just let them do their own thing too.

[green rose]

True

[minor cosmos]

I have an absurd number of plants right now. 16 cacti, a gasteria, a wandering jew, cucumber/tomato, 4 types of columbine, 2 types of bleeding hearts. Wild vinca, violets, clover, and dandelion in my yard (and a few others I'm not sure). A few honeysuckle and peonies, and even a patch of wild strawberries.

[green rose]

Dang

[minor cosmos]

I forgot the lupine, daisies, asters, 5 types of astilbe, coneflowers, baby's breath, lily of the valley, and hydrangea...

And the jack in the pulpit and false rue anemone... I think I'm still forgetting a few, LOL.

[green rose]

That's a lot of plants

[minor cosmos]

I have a 1/3 acre. What can I say?

It's actually a minor challenge to grow stuff because it's mostly shaded by spruces.

[green rose]

I have like 3 acres but it's mostly forest and my pond

[minor cosmos]

And a decorative apple tree (actually in the berry family, not the apple family).

[green rose]

Cool

[minor cosmos]

We're getting a ton of rain here lately (thankfully, we've been in a drought for the past few years), and the rain kind of damaged the blooms pretty quick this year.

[green rose]

That's unfortunate

[minor cosmos]

We get a rain storm pretty much every other day so far. I'll take it, though; hay prices are through the roof (I board a horse) and it's making the beef prices go up.

Large parts of the great plains weren't able to grow much hay last year because they weren't allowed to pump any more water.

[green rose]

Ok, looking like a good thing that you have to take with a grain of salt

[minor cosmos]

The guy who owns the farm I board at said he bought his hay last spring instead of last fall because the Dakota farmers were all going to come buy hay here because they were running out.

Yeah. I'm happy about the rain. It just kind of smashed up the apple bloom this year.

Didn't hurt the tree at all, and I have past good blooms to remember.

[green rose]

At least you have that

[minor cosmos]

Based on your racer snake, do you live in the southwest area?

[green rose]

North East

Ohio

[minor cosmos]

Oh, boy, was I wrong 😂.

I'm in MN. We're practically neighbors.

[green rose]

😂

[minor cosmos]

I've seen a few garters here, and a rattler once. I accidentally mowed a garter in my yard last year 😦

[green rose]

Yikes, I mowed a frog once and it just exploded into pink mist

[minor cosmos]

The rattler was sunning on a hiking trail in a park. Oddly enough, it was a couple miles from the river. I've been told they mostly hang out by the river here.

"The river" being the St. Croix.

[green rose]

I had a rattlesnake on my property once and I saw a hawk snatch it

[minor cosmos]

It was up by the corner of a swamp and a savannah, so it probably ate lots of frogs.

[green rose]

Probably blackbirds too

[minor cosmos]

I don't know if it was that big. It was probably only about 18" or so.

At my parents, one year we had two or three enormous toads, and I had to wait for them to move before I could mow.

I don't remember if they lived two years or not. I want to say they did. They disappeared after that, though.

I swear these toads stood at least 2" tall, though.

[green rose]

I'd have just grabbed them an yeeted them