🦝︴off-topic

[tropic crescent]

Well thanks either way

[lyric furnace]

happy to help

[tropic crescent]

Is Yukon a good map to focus on?

[lyric furnace]

I mean it depends on what you want to hunt really. The maps I hunt on depend what I feel like going after. So if you want to go after like wolves, plains bison, grizzlies, or caribou hunt on Yukon

[tropic crescent]

Good point I just was guessing some maps have higher probability

And it’s my home state map so I prefer it

[dull orbit]

Yukon is the map I was taught on ironically.

It was Yukon then Silver Ridge.

[tropic crescent]

Any specific areas I should focus?

[dull orbit]

That depends on you tbh. I usually have a method for any maps I get. First, I do all the main missions (Give me all the lore!!!) then I roam around to see what I like. I decided to focus on big game, so I looked for that. For me...the bison are easy when you find them. They're big and relatively slow.

Only rule with Yukon...always keep a gun loaded to deal with murder puppies.

Aka wolves.

[tropic crescent]

Fair enough

Yeah wolves have slowly become a problem when exploring

[dull orbit]

Yeah...

They're something.

But I've honestly died more often to moose ironically. 😅

[tropic crescent]

Any gun recommendations?

[dull orbit]

Welp. There's my dad's method of dealing with them (as he too has been learning the game). He hops up on a rock then shoots them. 😂

[tropic crescent]

😂😂

[dull orbit]

That's personal preference tbh.

[tropic crescent]

I’m currently using the 7mm empress magnum

[lyric furnace]

That is fine

If you can afford it, the canning is pretty good for larger game

But the 7 mm is till ethical for larger game

You just have to get close

For it to be able to penetrate deep enough

[dull orbit]

I personally used .300 Arzyna when I started out.

[lyric furnace]

Also

[lyric furnace]

Get a good angle

[lyric furnace]

That works as well for large game

If you have the dlc

[dull orbit]

Well yeah. That's a big part of it.

[tropic crescent]

Okay perfect I appreciate thanks to both of ya

[tropic thunder]

OH MY GOD GUYS

OH MY GOD

LIMITED EDITION 1/100 ON EARTH

[main trail]

Its still 45 min before school and we still got more trailers and stuff coming in to take up every parking spot in the school parking lot

[zinc karma]

Good mornin peeps 🐥 Haven’t checked in on this server in a while, I got sucked into playing WOW and completely dropped all of my most loved games 😂

[past bison]

Nami has scratched the back of her ear and there’s a lil scab istg

[manic inlet]

meanwhile i have an active wound on my right pinky because it partly skinned myself with a machete

[past bison]

Bruh

At least Nami didn’t do that

[manic inlet]

my own fault due to my own stupidity tbh

[past bison]

💀

Nami injury:

[manic inlet]

but hey, live and learn; wouldve rather discovered that the sheath doesnt have good traction and the blade can slip at home than end up with a deep arterial laceration or a missing fingertip out in the field cause I wasnt expecting it

[past bison]

Fair tbh

[amber wigeon]

CALL AN AMBULANCE WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE TAKING PICTURES

[past bison]

I think a bug might have bitten Nami and that’s why she scratch

[manic inlet]

having it be smth small i can take care of + being at home is preferable over major hospital wound while i am out god knows where

[past bison]

Truee

[manic inlet]

its a fairly significant avulsion tho

prolly gonna have a scar and an indent on that figerpad now lmao

[past bison]

Oof

I once cut a piece of the tip of my pinky off when cutting salad

And then went to bathroom to clean it and passed out

Woke up on the floor

[manic inlet]

oof

[past bison]

My ex got me there when I passed out sitting on the toilet lid lmao

He was scared I’ll hit my head falling

[manic inlet]

valid fear

[past bison]

I used to be ”weak in the head” as my mom said, I passed out a lot lmao

[manic inlet]

ah yes prone to fainting

no hazards there lmao

[past bison]

Yepp xD

[sick briar]

the Forza Devs injected the ai with fent because why do they now drive dirty and purposefully sail it down the inside to crash into you to overtake you 🥀

I still came first but like yeah that's insane that the ai drive dirty now

also ignore how dark it is Xbox HDR to sdr has a freak out

[mild nacelle]

my bad they trained them on my driving

[past bison]

Omg mr toxy wants to take me to the zoo on sundayyy

[amber wigeon]

Do it

Zoos are awesome

[worn lily]

everytime i grab a razor for work i always fear the worst like im on an episode of final destination

[sick briar]

not a single thought

[past bison]

Ooof xD

Having my cultural delicacy

[craggy plaza]

Done that a few times lol

I usually clean the wound check the area /how deep

Then add protective layers to hold the skin together for faster healing

Makes minimal scars aswell

[manic inlet]

same

[craggy plaza]

Neat

[craggy plaza]

@past bison @obsidian bay @manic inlet look!

She will not be disturbed further

[manic inlet]

egg!

[craggy plaza]

Also

[obsidian bay]

Eheheheh

[craggy plaza]

I HEAR CHEEPS🥳

[manic inlet]

WOOOO

[craggy plaza]

I will give yall a update tmmrw

But sweet pea is such a good mama tho

She was on those eggs 24/7

Also

She was a vacuum for treats😂

She would speed eat so she could sit

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay literally peak comfy😭

Might wake him up, cause if I cant sleep he cant either

[pale shale]

everything in the nordic countries seems to be something nondescript, with jam on the side

also everything is lefse

https://youtube.com/shorts/vMZ02hjcYsY?si=jlSdd-ZxMF3ZhQLm

[dusty socket]

some times, I envy how cats can fit anywhere almost comfortably.. like under a desk, on a single pillow

[twilit forum]

I see you

With jam on the side

[twilit forum]

Cuz lefse is delicious

[lyric furnace]

levse?

[twilit forum]

Only ever seen it spelled lefse but maybe same thing

It’s a type of bread thing

[dusty socket]

the fact Scandinavia has so many varieties of rotted fish leads me to take their food suggestions with a pretty big grain of salt

[twilit forum]

What rotted fish dish are you talking about lmao

[manic inlet]

my guess is either surstromming or the greenland shark slab

[twilit forum]

These are all preserved and fermented though they’re not rotten lmfao

[manic inlet]

true

[dusty socket]

surstromming, greenland shark stuff, lutefisk, i didn't even know there were so many ways to rot a fish

[manic inlet]

i mean, fermentation isnt rotting tho

its a form of aging

[mossy badge]

-# Aging through a form of rot

[dusty socket]

give me an American burger over a can of surstromming any day

the traditional American way of preserving meat... jerky and smoking

which reminds me.. i need to make pemmican some time

if I hunt later this year, maybe I could make some of it with dried deer, and locally sourced berries

pretty sure there's a number of wild blackberry bushes around here. I remember going out with family to harvest them, and make pies and jams

[past bison]

Our neighbor just started listening to music super loud

It is 6:42am

[lyric furnace]

Interesting…

[obsidian bay]

You know what you should do?

Wait - are they above or below you?

[manic inlet]

air strike

[jovial flare]

You want a song that will overide there music?

[past bison]

Below I think

[jovial flare]

Go throw tortillas under there door

Or write a bunch of sticky notes

[obsidian bay]

You could play cbat at to volume. It's objectively terrible and will ruin their morning

[jovial flare]

I was gonna say like some heavy metal

[past bison]

Not the cbat lmaooo

[obsidian bay]

Or do what hubs does and just stomp aggressively until they give up

[jovial flare]

Or Harley Poe

So they think she’s a serial killer

[obsidian bay]

Anyone willingly listening to cbat has that status

[past bison]

I did leave for work at 7 and they stopped right before I left but I hope they don’t play music again bc my bf is sleeping

Also the problem is they’re not directly under us

They’re like under and to the left

[jovial flare]

:(

[past bison]

The people right under are chill

[jovial flare]

Was it atleast good music?

[obsidian bay]

My downstairs neighbor likes drumming. So much so, that we all listen to it. Six hours minimum a day.

[jovial flare]

Like if my neighbors wokeup and played Jim Croce and good Americana I couldn’t complain

[past bison]

The loud ass mfs moved in recently but that’s a apartment where everyone moves out after a short while so I have hope they skedaddle soon

[past bison]

💀💀

[jovial flare]

This to me is insane Tyk

Like dorm life wasn’t that bad

I just had to deal with the sounds of beds “ rocking”

[past bison]

I’d get an electric guitar

Like oh, so we’re playing music now

Or a violin

I cannot play either

[jovial flare]

That makes it better

[past bison]

Exactly

[jovial flare]

@obsidian bay I’m eating a midnight pb&j how’s your morning going

[amber wigeon]

I have a 5 day weekend, somehow 3 different substitutes had to cancel 😭

[jovial flare]

That’s a thing

[past bison]

I have four day weekenddd, saturday to tuesday

And we going on a dateee

[amber wigeon]

Niiice

Have fun

[past bison]

Tyy we going to the zoo on sunday

Now I’m just trying to find a nice restaurant in the nearby city so we could have dinner there after the zoo

[west bronze]

Oh how I love being up since 5am, im super tired but can’t go to sleep

✨insomnia✨

[past bison]

Oooof

[west bronze]

Indeed

Fun fact; canes sauce is made up of mayonnaise, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, ground black pepper, and ketchup

[jovial flare]

You know I knew it was mayonnaise but never put my finger on Worcestershire sauce

[west bronze]

same

[jovial flare]

I thought they added vinegar and some form of bbq

But that makes sense now

[west bronze]

me too I thought it was vinegar based as well, but once you smell Worcestershire sauce you’ll be like ohhhhhhhh

[jovial flare]

I don’t typically smell my sauces per se 😂

But I can see it

[west bronze]

Fair point lol

I’ll never forgive Wendy’s for what they did

Discontinuing ghost pepper ranch like come on bro

[past bison]

I need to try washyoursister sauce

[west bronze]

Be careful if you have a shellfish allergy

[past bison]

I do not

[west bronze]

Ok good I was gonna say pump the brakes😭😭😭

[lavish marsh]

Doing a criminal record extract helppp

What if I've been robbing banks in my sleep

[jovial flare]

You’ll be fine

Worst they find is you stole some Minecraft mini figs or Pokemon cards

[lavish marsh]

Dinosaur figures actually

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/terrence-damor-gif-26798912

[amber wigeon]

Whenever i go to the zoo i’m exhausted after, i have to see everything 😭

[rare veldt]

Hole lol

My mother has chosen to plant a tree on top of the thickest roots I’ve ever had to cut😭

[pale shale]

smoking dates way way before america or even countries as a whole..

paleolithic era early humans were smoking meats

calling it traditionally american is funny lol

dried and cured meat also outdates em

there are traditional american foods

those 2 jus

aint them

[past bison]

The zoo has asian small clawed otters I neeeed to see them

Omg shoot me in the head rn

I stepped into a hole and rolled my ankle real bad

Oh shid I might have fugd something up with it

It feels wonky

Oh yep might have sprained it

[rare veldt]

One little axe deep

[dusty socket]

Never said who invented the process

[lavish marsh]

Guys should I make the big fluffy guy my king or wait for the purple girl with long teeth to give me a cool baby

[hoary wharf]

Wait for cool baby👹

[lavish marsh]

This is what fluffy guy looks like at 100% opacity

[hoary wharf]

Dang

[obsidian bay]

I am also team cool baby

But I like her look more

[lavish marsh]

Hmmm

I could make fluffy guy king while I wait for her to produce cool mutie

I want a primal that looks similar to her or her half sister

Half sister

Fluffy guy if I use my applicators

[hoary wharf]

Chonky

[rare veldt]

Tree in da ground

[obsidian bay]

Good tree

[pulsar oak]

Tree 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[past bison]

Ankle update now it hurts more to walk

Boss doing work injury report

[lavish marsh]

I hope you get a lot of money

[pulsar oak]

I’m so sorry twin D:

[pale shale]

did she give you an apology lefse with jam on the side?

[past bison]

She said if it gets worse to let her know xD

[past bison]

I’d like one tho

[pale shale]

i always said she i swear, that edit doesnt exist

[past bison]

Where’s my apology lefse

[past bison]

Lmaoooo

I saw nothing

[pale shale]

i am having a lefse with cheese and meats tonight

spicy salami 🤤

[pale shale]

take them to court if they provide no lefse

if lefse is circle

is burger also lefse

[past bison]

I shall

[past bison]

Perchance

[pale shale]

if so i'm having 2 lefse's today

[past bison]

My bf making me burger today

[lavish marsh]

Double lefse day supremacy

[past bison]

And bought gifflar

[lavish marsh]

GIFFLAR

[past bison]

Hey what is that norwegian treat that has like rolled thin bread with cinnamon and butter on the inside

And how do I aquire inhumane amounts of it

[lavish marsh]

Good question

[past bison]

I ate it three years ago when we went on norway roadtrip and I’ve missed it all these years

[lavish marsh]

I'm gonna order inhumane amounts of fazer chocolate once I've nailed this interview

[past bison]

What flavor tho

[pale shale]

yknow what i was shocked to find out isnt danish? the pastry that we just call a "danish"

[past bison]

I will judge you for the answer

[lavish marsh]

I will show you

[pale shale]

apparently the danes call it a vienna swirl or something???

[past bison]

Fazerina and geisha are the best

[pale shale]

these things

my fav

cinnamon pastry lefse

[lavish marsh]

Istg

HAVE THEY STOPPED SELLING IT

[obsidian bay]

probably

:c

[pale shale]

thats how i felt when cadbury stopped selling the easter eggs with the vanilla centre in the middle

they gave you a spoon and everything to scoop it out

bring em back

[lavish marsh]

WHYYYY HAVE THEY DELETED YOUUU NOOOO

[pale shale]

i like raspberry but liquorice is a step too far for me

its such an odd taste

[lavish marsh]

THIS IS PERFECT CRUNCHY SALTY LICORICE PIECES

My day just got so much worse

[pale shale]

its always incredibly annoying when they discontinue things that didnt need to be discontinued

[dusty socket]

red liquorice isn't bad to me but the black stuff.. pass

it just tastes like eating molasses

[obsidian bay]

black licorice is delicious

salmiakki is deliciouser

[amber wigeon]

Banned from norway and the netherlands instantly

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay @past bison @manic inlet

THERES BABAS🥳

[obsidian bay]

I need them 😭

perfect little mille's 😭

[craggy plaza]

The look so fluffy😭

My poor hand tho😭

U can hear her mauling meeee😭

[craggy plaza]

I see 3

Look at her left side and you'll see lil legs for a split sec

[obsidian bay]

😭 little tiny chickie nuggies

[craggy plaza]

Left of the eggs

U can see the 3rds legs💓

Have a feeling doc honse will like this

Silver certificate

[obsidian bay]

@manic inlet look, old man money for you, Pop Pop

[craggy plaza]

From 1899 lol

2 months before it's 127 years old💀

Also have 1 or 2 red stamp, 1 blue stamp, and 1 silver stamped bills

[mossy badge]

Oh that ain't even worth any money anymore, they stopped using them

You should give it to me

[zinc karma]

Good morning ☀️

[rare veldt]

Hallo 👋🏻

Hru?

[zinc karma]

I’m good! Thank you, pretty tired lol we went to see project Hail Mary last night and got home at midnight 😭 my “bedtime” is 9 pm lol it was a really good movie though. How are you doing?

[rare veldt]

Understandable and honestly a good cause the movie was great when I watched it and I am doing very well thank you very much 😁

[solar sequoia]

does anyone has f1 25?

[zinc karma]

You’re welcome! it was a pretty weird movie but it was good. Wasn’t expecting the last half of the movie lol

[craggy plaza]

Wild work😭

Tbh it's sadly not worth as much as it could cause it was folded in circulation so long its nearly in 2 pieces😭

[long turret]

With all the elaborate stages I make it’s weird just making a basic concert stage

[pale shale]

i play assetto comp because i refuse to pay the full price for F1

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-gif-13588332054919988806

[past bison]

Behold: a quadruple cheese burger

There was four cheese left so ofc I took all of them bc my bf didn’t want more

[pale shale]

that much cheese makes me think of migraines

its perfect

[past bison]

It was so good xD

[obsidian bay]

I can feel my heart chugging just looking at this. I love it. I hope it was wicked tasty

[past bison]

It wass

My bf makes a banger smash burger

[sick briar]

I think I've completed the subnautica 2 early access now and I've clocked 11 hours

gud game

except for the big scary I don't like him

now I've just gotta spend a bunch of time farming materials for a big thing you've gotta build

but that's the final thing (I think)

I wonder when they're gonna add more content

I'll prolly have to make a new playthru when that happens too

one thing I hate though is there's an endgame area with stuff you need that's only located there and it has a leviathan hovering right above you that you just have to hope doesn't know how to look down

I don't like being forced to linger around leviathans I prefer to just scoot by and not bother them 🥀

and the worst part is currently since you're locked to depth module 1 the floor of that area is slightly below your depth module so it means if you wanna avoid being spotted you have to just tank the damage from going too deep and repair to try avoid it because if you hover at your max depth it might agro

[sick briar]

it's like playing fnaf down there I'm busy doing my thing then I've gotta check bro isn't up to anything devious then go back to doing my thing

[lavish marsh]

Luxury dinner tonight

[scarlet wharf]

pizza fallow deer reference?

[past bison]

I need the pizza salad

I love it so much

[lavish marsh]

Take it I don't eat it

[past bison]

Omw

Also is that the jönköping kebab sauce

A banger I tell you

It’s called that but like can be found around sweden lmao

[lavish marsh]

See you in 5 hours

[lavish marsh]

Nah it's

How do you spell it

Garlic and cucumber

Tzatziki

[sick briar]

powermaxxing rn

[past bison]

Ooufff yum

[lavish marsh]

This is the BEST pizza I have eaten

And I have eaten a lot of pizzas

[past bison]

What toppings?

[lavish marsh]

Just a basic vesuvio but like they make them so awesome here

[past bison]

Hell yea

[lavish marsh]

I think they use a less fatty cheese

[past bison]

The best pizza I’ve had was in jönköping lmao

[lavish marsh]

I must try

[past bison]

And the best gyros in stockholm

[lavish marsh]

I'm looking at a gsd breeder in Jönköping

[past bison]

It’s called Alcamo and omg it was so good

[lavish marsh]

Noting that down

[past bison]

Also if you like gårdsbutik go Rudenstams, so good apple must

[lavish marsh]

Only got Götebajs trip planned in August

[past bison]

Äppelmust? No clue

[past bison]

Lmaoo

I love göteborg and jönköping

My fave cities

[lavish marsh]

I love Stockholm and Kalmar

[past bison]

Also there’s store called djurbutikerna.se in jönköping

It’s zoo.se now but omg they have stingrays and massive fish

And a bunch of reptiles

[past bison]

Stockholm is nice but I’ve been there so damn much xD

Kalmar never seen but must someday

My bf wants to go kiruna

[lavish marsh]

MUST

FM festivalen is so banger

I'll be staying in Herrljunga during my course in August and it's a nice byhåla

[amber wigeon]

Gonna be only child this weekend

Time to cook good food

[lavish marsh]

Fried salmon

[amber wigeon]

I aint that rich 😔

[crimson belfry]

Zircon i just realised your an element

Zirconium

[amber wigeon]

Element of surprise

[lavish marsh]

Yesss

Cool rock

[craggy plaza]

@past bison did u see the peeps?!

So u dont have to scroll back

[past bison]

Omg A BEBEE

[craggy plaza]

3 babies confirmed

The 4th is hiding

[sick briar]

finished the subnautica 2 early access

took 13 hours

[amber wigeon]

Nothing happened in pet pics

@craggy plaza am i right or am i right

[craggy plaza]

OR

[amber wigeon]

Gonna go looking for these in summer

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/yelling-silly-lizard-roar-gif-835253383905903718

[amber wigeon]

Literally a pokemon

Very venomous tho

Poisonous *

[craggy plaza]

Bruh

[amber wigeon]

They dont inject you gotta eat em to get sick

[craggy plaza]

If u bite it and u die it's poisonous

If it bites u and you die it's venomous

If it bites u and it dies ur stinky

[amber wigeon]

I should know i’m basically a unofficial herpetologist 😭

Very very unofficial tho

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/felicia-day-my-dating-profile-says-herp-derp-gif-11970511

😂

[amber wigeon]

Did you know europe has a legless lizard which gets 140cm long

[craggy plaza]

Yes

Legaloss😂

Lutenint dan even

[amber wigeon]

Reptiles are just too cool

[craggy plaza]

GROUND BEEF

[amber wigeon]

Are you ok 😭

[craggy plaza]

Who are you, mj?

[amber wigeon]

I wish

But if i lean more then 12 degrees i fall

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/rotate-gif-26873311

[amber wigeon]

I have a 5 day weekend….

Ew better release a teaser i need something to do

[craggy plaza]

Well in about 9 days I get a 3 month break😂

[amber wigeon]

What for 😭

Do you get all your breaks in one very long one

[craggy plaza]

Summer break😂

[amber wigeon]

Summer break here is 6 weeks

[lavish marsh]

Whaaat

[amber wigeon]

We have 3 months total break spread out

[lavish marsh]

Here its usually around 8 weeks for summer

[amber wigeon]

Whaaaaa

[lavish marsh]

2 weeks for christmas

[amber wigeon]

Same

[lavish marsh]

1 week in october

[amber wigeon]

Same

[lavish marsh]

1 week feb

[amber wigeon]

Same

[lavish marsh]

1 week april

[amber wigeon]

We have 2 weeks april

[lavish marsh]

Dam

[amber wigeon]

Hehe

[lavish marsh]

If I get this new job I will work every day

Doesn't matter if holiday

Also like 12h night shifts

[amber wigeon]

B but sleep 😔

Who’s gonna take care of poopi when you are gone 💔

[lavish marsh]

Law makes sure you get enough hours between shifts

[lavish marsh]

Poopi is mom's foster cat

We don't even own her

[amber wigeon]

Where can i own poopi

[lavish marsh]

My cat is Monster

[amber wigeon]

I need poopi

[lavish marsh]

Just know her name is very accurate

[amber wigeon]

Does she know she has a litterbox

[lavish marsh]

She tries her best but

Also she gets medication every night

[amber wigeon]

Poor poopi 💔

[lavish marsh]

Nicest most unbothered queen ever but doesn't always get to the litterbox in time

[amber wigeon]

Tell poopi i love her and that i don’t judge

[lavish marsh]

Bet

[amber wigeon]

Ty ❤️‍🩹

[lavish marsh]

Pls pls pls let me nail this interview

My boss put in a very good word for me

[amber wigeon]

Good luck, i hope you get it

[past bison]

Yesss I’m manifesting that you nail it

[lavish marsh]

Gotta prepare for the "tell me about yourself" question

[past bison]

I hate it

[lavish marsh]

Hi I am me

I'm 20 years old I know literally nothing please don't expect me to be a pro at interviews

[past bison]

Lmaoo felt

I’m 28 only been to what 3 interviews ever

I cannot do that no ask me nothing about my personality

I am applying to get paid that is all

[lavish marsh]

Real it should be a good thing that someone sucks at interviews

[past bison]

True

[lavish marsh]

Means they don't do them often and keep their jobs

🔥

[past bison]

I got my second job bc my mom’s old boss kept telling me they need someone for it and I’d be so good

Man was so right I loved that job when I finally gave up and accepted

[lavish marsh]

My boss said in her reference thing "Zircon is so amazing I'd keep him if I could but I understand he wants to go. He is one of my best employees ever, I see not a single fault in him"

If I fail this I suck at life

[past bison]

Omgg amazing

[lavish marsh]

Is it your current job?

[past bison]

I don’t wanna ask for references from my longest job my boss was real chill but in the same religious cult I was im back then so I don’t think he wants to even talk to me

[past bison]

Nope, I left that job to move to sweden

[lavish marsh]

I see

What do you work with now or is it secret?

[past bison]

Left my favorite job ever for a man

[past bison]

Housekeeper I think that’s what it’s called

I clean houses and offices

[lavish marsh]

Helppp I was automodded

Shame on me

[past bison]

Omg I have beef with automod

He hates me

[lavish marsh]

Ahhh awesome

I imagine it's such a vibe with some earbuds

SUCH

[past bison]

I am imprisoned by automod and gnawing on the bars of my cell

[past bison]

Oh yes

[lavish marsh]

How was that not auromodded omg

[past bison]

I have my airpods always

[past bison]

xD

Only time I don’t wear them is if the customer is home and talks to me

[lavish marsh]

Nightmare

[past bison]

Fr

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay @past bison when I get home ill send a Pic of the babas

Hopefully I'll see a 4th

[obsidian bay]

yeessss

[craggy plaza]

I hope it's a black one

Wait

That sounds wrong😭

[hoary wharf]

Bros using eggs as card packs 😭

[craggy plaza]

We had 3 black ones with the first incubation but they all died😭

I'm hoping to get a black one though so maybe it will be diff

[craggy plaza]

Yes

Already pulled pale white, yelling yellow, and radical red

Just need ballistic black

[hoary wharf]

Bros nearly got the whole set

[craggy plaza]

Trying to pull the feathered fury combo peck

😂

[jovial flare]

Sassy lookin mfs

The one on the right is straight dead eyeing you 😭

[amber wigeon]

That’s just poopi’s expression at all times

[craggy plaza]

Lemme add a vital pun

[craggy plaza]

Added the vital pun

[craggy plaza]

No matter how crappy the situation

[cold inlet]

Gotta hatch them all

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay im home

[cold inlet]

What's animals have imprinted on you? I have a calf she not really a calf now lol

Birds are hilarious when they imprint.

Haha still can't send gif's😶‍🌫️

[dusty socket]

hmm... I'm thinking of an electronics project I may start in the near future...

i have a four cylinder motorcycle.. it's a pain in the ass if carburetors need to be tuned, adjusted, or matched, and if you travel up or downhill, fuel efficiency decreases, some times significantly.. i might get a 4-pack of carburetors, and design an electronic control system to make fine adjustments over time to keep them efficient.. kind of liek teh stuff they did in the 80's before EFI

[open halo]

This has been a week so far

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay @manic inlet @past bison

[obsidian bay]

ehehehhehehe

[craggy plaza]

She did hatch all 4💓

All 4 are healthy and without complications

@obsidian bay you will love this pic

[obsidian bay]

'SNACC?'

[craggy plaza]

It was soo toot😭

I got closer and she slowly decended back down

😭

It was so adorable

[zinc karma]

Hope everyone has been having a good day, It’s beautiful out!

[craggy plaza]

Monies spread

[craggy plaza]

@manic inlet more of my coins

The left ones are all half dollars

All silver coins in both photos

Eww

My fingers taste like metal😭

Don't ask why I tasted me fingers i was curious and my thoughts won😭

[jovial flare]

Thems be baby’s

[mossy badge]

Oh don't worry, I'll take those for you too. No need to worry about them at all

[manic inlet]

nice

[craggy plaza]

I also have a natural steel wheat penny

I got it from change

[mossy badge]

Wish that would happen to me lol

[craggy plaza]

Pay attention to what u get

You'll see alot of cool coins

[mossy badge]

Ive been trying, but i haven't had the opportunity to use cash recently

[faint merlin]

That is funny it is like me touching an electric fence (btw i was lkie 9) "what is this?"⚡ 🤯

[dusty socket]

I climbed over an electric fence once.. with no pants on

not even a joke

i fell out of a tree I had climbed, and landed inside a pig pen.. the vicious swine rushed me.. so i quickly ran and climbed up another tree, but one grabbed my pantleg, pulled them off, and ate them.. my only way to escape was to wait till they went to the other side, drop down, and run to and over the electric fence

[white quail]

How does one end up in this situation

[dusty socket]

why would a kid climb trees?

[white quail]

No, why didn't you have pants while climbing over a fence

[dusty socket]

i just explained it

pigs ate them

[white quail]

I'm just baffled

[dusty socket]

you wouldn't be if you've been around pigs

they will eat a person if given the opportunity

[white quail]

Well yeah I know that. My uncle has a farm. The whole situation is just kinda crazy.

[dusty socket]

I've been in a lot of crazy situations

stepped on rattlesnakes.. got attacked by a jumping cactus, been lost in a forest, i've fallen into quicksand before, hit by a car when i was 3, chased by bison, been shredded up by corn, been stabbed, shot at, and I've lost count of the head injuries

[mossy badge]

You are gonna be in so much pain when you're old

[dusty socket]

i'm 41, and I am

at this point my left arm doesn't raise above horizontal and if I let it hang by it's own weight it'll go completely numb

migraines several times a week too

[mossy badge]

Oof

Yep, I've always been afraid of being in pain when I'm older, so I've avoided any danger that I can

Ofc I've still been stupid, split my knee open once

[dusty socket]

nah... the pain bothers me less than the thought that I could have even more cool experiences than I actually do

pain is the result of having the courage to try things. it hurts less than the pain of knowing I didn't have the guts to

each pain has a story, just as each scar does

[mossy badge]

Hmm, true

[dusty socket]

one time, I was at a lake in Wisconsin. The sun was coming up, there were geese flying overhead, fish starting to get active and jumping around after flies.. a freight train off in the distance.. and I just sat there and enjoyed that moment.. and realized experiences are the most important thing. Not money, not stuff... experiences

my motorcycle for example.. a cheap mid 70's Honda I got for $100.. not a classic Harley, not a fast sports bike.. and I don't care.. my experience of building it into something I want it to be tops all the rest

[mossy badge]

I try to have as much fun as I can and make memories, but I avoid the dangers that I can.

I dont even like seeing people get hurt tbh

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay my poor cat😭

He broke a claw to the squidgey part its bloody but stopped bleeding and his paw is 2 times bigger than normal😭😭😭

He limped to me meowing😭

My poor baby😭

😭

Hes snuggled up beside me😭

[pulsar oak]

IM SO SORRY D:

[mossy badge]

You're his safe place😭

[obsidian bay]

Owowowwwww

[past bison]

Called in sick today for work

[craggy plaza]

His paw looks a tiny bit better today but still swollen

[dusty socket]

I'm not sick but I just can't get out of bed today for other reasons

That reason being I am at peak comfort levels

[past bison]

Cowsss

[past bison]

Mr toxy got me a mega bag of my favorite chips

I apparently need it bc I’m injured

[amber wigeon]

I also heard you heal much better if you eat at your favorite restaurant

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[past bison]

He’s making me beef bourguignon to make me feel better 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[dusty socket]

a friend of mine asked what's my favorite burger place.. i showed her a photo of some burgers I made myself to show why I don't have a favorite burger place 😛

[past bison]

This is exactly the flex you think it is

[dusty socket]

i made a bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, pickles, on a toasted bun

[past bison]

Oufff

Pickles on burger are so good

[dusty socket]

even pickles by themselves are awesome

[past bison]

You’re so right

I eat them straight out the jar

[dusty socket]

same, and then i drink the juice

[slate pelican]

Who else loves a cold Dr pepper in the mornings?

[mossy badge]

Did you know some people put peanuts in theirs?

[slate pelican]

Interesting

I wonder if it's good

[west bronze]

Hello fellow humans

[slate pelican]

Is it you? Do you put peanuts in your Dr pepper?

[west bronze]

No such blasphemy is allowed.

[slate pelican]

Just making sure

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/jewish-guy-footwork-fast-dance-bar-mitzvah-gif-10134514280683942492

[slate pelican]

Mood rn

[mossy badge]

Hmmm, a conundrum of utmost perplexity. Delicious carnival nuts in the greatest drink of all

[obsidian bay]

@amber wigeon

[main trail]

How fast my auto clicker be going when its on max

[obsidian bay]

Happie I found FRIENDS

[amber wigeon]

What kind of friends

I wanna see

[west bronze]

😭

[west bronze]

Proud of you fr

[obsidian bay]

the last one was my favorite

[amber wigeon]

Tyk how did you just casually find a shiny slug pokemon

[main trail]

Snac😮

[amber wigeon]

Quite the fat slow worm

[amber wigeon]

TAKE IT BACK

HE IS A LIZARD AND WILL ALWAYS BE

[main trail]

"Nope rope"

[obsidian bay]

its two different sliggoo

[obsidian bay]

SO fat, and missing its tail :C

[amber wigeon]

Did you know legless lizards are most closely related too alligator lizards

[obsidian bay]

I thought it was dead at first -

[amber wigeon]

Glass lizards and slow worms at least

[main trail]

Im dead inside

[amber wigeon]

There are also legless geckoes

And worm lizards

Which are their own thing

Amphisbaenids

[obsidian bay]

fat unmoving little sausage 😭
so I scooped it up with my pinky and let it sit a moment
Hubs thought something decapitated it - but he was looking at its butt. 😂

[amber wigeon]

“Why does it have eyes at its butt but no head 😔”

[obsidian bay]

it warmed up quick though, once I was holding it and started doing its best effort to 'hnnnngggh' out of my hands

so I took it out of the path it was in (heavy foot traffic in the dog park) and scooted it to the fence

this pic was him squigglin to freedom outside the park

[hoary wharf]

Wheres it's head

[amber wigeon]

Tyk should i go look for adders this weekend

It’s gonna be 20+ degrees

Mornings will be perfect

[hoary wharf]

Ohh that looks cool

[obsidian bay]

yes

dewit

[obsidian bay]

they're a lizard, thats the coolest part!

[mossy badge]

Be safe about it though

[amber wigeon]

So no petting and kissing?

[obsidian bay]

no one said you couldn't

just ask the adders for consent and pay attention to their 'no'

[past bison]

Omg

[slate pelican]

Did you cook the adder? 😭

[obsidian bay]

hoiiii Bongoose

[amber wigeon]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[past bison]

Ofc

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-gif-12423459209039336053

[tropic thunder]

GUYS OG MY GOD

OH MY GOD

IVE JUST HEARD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STRAIGHT PIPE IVE EVER HESRD IN MY 10+ YEARS OF HAVING A CONSCIENCE

WHAT A SOUND

[amber wigeon]

@obsidian bay i’m scared ☹️

The adders in the Schwarzwald

Are called hell adders

Are they gonna posses me

[slate pelican]

This begs the question. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[west bronze]

So close to 32mpg CMON

[obsidian bay]

probably :C

[slate pelican]

That's just the way the cookie crumbles

You will be remembered for your valiant sacrifice

[mossy badge]

Nissan Kicks gets up to 40mpg

[west bronze]

Nice I got a Altima

[craggy plaza]

<@&393042322499305473>

Thx🫡

[lavish marsh]

THX

https://tenor.com/view/thx-logo-thx-logo-logos-zoom-in-gif-27226877

[craggy plaza]

Imposter

Legless lizard

[long ember]

Cleo chewed up my brand new aquarium lights wire and I dont even know how she got to it

[wary thicket]

Me getting sub 20 🥺

[manic marlin]

rest in peace Kyle Busch, NASCAR legend

[devout pilot]

@manic inlet did you do 75 to 89 as the speeds just curious

[manic inlet]

i did maximum possible speeds given known records

and assuming maximum mass under rule allowances

[devout pilot]

so 123 to ewhat in cricket

[manic inlet]

Baseball

Cricketball

[manic inlet]

both the fastest pitches, didnt do offbat velocities

[limber oar]

Guys I’m back

[devout pilot]

i was talking about off bat speeds

[manic inlet]

ahhhh

i did not do that

[devout pilot]

no doubt cricket is easier for the batter do to the height of the pitch being more consistent than baseball

we were talking about fielding so thats why i was think off the bat speeds

[limber oar]

It’s designed to be a sport with frequent bat on ball contact unlike baseball

Anyway they’re both pretty hard, both good sports

[devout pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-base-ball-fail-slide-gif-16573805497771428108

lol i was looking for a gif of a fielders play but seen this its funnier

[devout pilot]

whyd you delete that last message

it was funny lmao

[limber oar]

I was afraid it didn’t quite hit the spot

But anyway

[long ember]

Hi chat

[main trail]

Hey

[craggy plaza]

Hi hat

[plain kelp]

I'm watching squid game I'm on s1 ep4 right now 🙂

[vagrant bloom]

did you guys hear what happened today kyle busch pass away

[long turret]

What a light show bro

[main trail]

@scarlet wharf look what came up on my laptop log in page

[scarlet wharf]

AWW GENERUK

https://tenor.com/view/غزال-مها-المها-ضبي-gif-22728273

is that even a generuk it looks weird actually

[main trail]

It MUST BE a sign the next cotw map is Africa 2.0

[scarlet wharf]

impala generuk hybrid thinglit

[main trail]

You know more then me🤷‍♂️

[dusty socket]

those scrawny legs look like spider legs

[mossy badge]

Real

[rare veldt]

Bro save some neck for the rest of us 🥹

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-comment-above-fact-facts-facts-meme-gif-2124243457389189191

[dusty socket]

dang.. probably shouldn't have eatena a pound of baked beans tonight

[sick briar]

there's 4 seasons of squib games?

they're really dragging it

I thought it was only like a 2 season thing

[past bison]

I feel like our balcony could be classified as a farm rn

Just repotted bell pepper and tomato plants I got from bf’s grandpa

I do like flowers but it feels useless to have plants out there that don’t produce anything
Also tomato flowers are cute

[craggy plaza]

Raspberry or black berry on the bottom left?

[past bison]

Raspberry

And there’s also forest strawberry on the bottom of the same pot

[craggy plaza]

Snake berry?

[past bison]

The hanging one is strawberry, single pot bell pepper and the triple one is tomato, spring onion and sugar snap peas

[past bison]

Ah yes

Had no idea what’s it called in english lmao but snake berry sounds cool af

I also have dill out there but didn’t take a pic of that

I love having a balcony and I will be taking full advantage of it lmaoo

I bought the raspberry plant from lidl last spring and it did not produce anything back then but I’m hoping this year it might

It cost me whopping 5€

[craggy plaza]

You dilldint take a pic🤣

[craggy plaza]

The branches look quite young, which could be why u got 0 fruit

They only flower or year or older branches

[craggy plaza]

Just a small strawberry plant

Also

I got the raspberry from tractor supply

It was in the discount isle😭

It died back completely and SLOWLY (2-3 months) grew new buds

[amber wigeon]

My mom planted a raspberry and it absolutely exploded

Went from a tiny 20cm plant to a sprawling vine in a months time

[past bison]

Small xD

[past bison]

Yepp it’s a baby

But I like the look of it too so not too mad I got no berries

[craggy plaza]

Yeah it's a nice raspberry berry plant lol

[past bison]

Might also plant potatoes and corn but I think it’s too late for the season tbh

No clue

[craggy plaza]

You could probably get some pre semi grown plants to plant

Im not certain about the potato time tho

U might still be able to

I wouldn't hurt to try

[zinc karma]

Good morning! I’m not sure where you are located but you should be fine doing potatoes right now it’s not too late for those. Corn I’m not too familiar with 🫶🏻

[plain kelp]

I meant s1 episode 4

[plain kelp]

I spelled it wrong

[dusky marlin]

.

[tropic thunder]

Well uhhh this happened

[obsidian bay]

This is how you get kidnapped

[long ember]

Why would you get into a random guys truck

[loud panther]

Whats more concerning to me is that he's in the driver's seat, with the driver not in the vehicle

If it's a corporate driver that could probably be grounds for termination if the company found out

If it's a private driver it feels strange that they'd let a stranger in a running trucks drivers seat without being in the vehicle

[slate pelican]

Is your refrigerator running?

[obsidian bay]

no it's kicked it's feet up in comfort

[slate pelican]

Living that lazy life, good for it

[jovial karma]

get it now!

well you got until 4th of june so take ya time!

[tropic thunder]

I guess it was idiotic

Oh well

[marble zinc]

🫡

[long ember]

@amber wigeon

[amber wigeon]

Awww

[long ember]

Idk why it's so crap

[amber wigeon]

Baby toads

[long ember]

Frogs

They were all over the edge of the pond

Soooo many

[mossy badge]

Tadpoles! I love those little guys

[long ember]

I love them too

I wanna get my pond set up but liek I know I'd never find joy in it

Because the dogs would ruin it

[sick briar]

when a stranger asks you to hope in his strange white van shaped thing what do you say

[mossy badge]

Yes!

[tropic thunder]

Of course, especially if there's candy involved

Turkish whistle🤤

[scarlet wharf]

@obsidian bay so.. now we have an african grey parrot

any tips? i was not expecting this at all

[obsidian bay]

uh

ohboi

okay so

AGs are RIDICULOUSLY sensitive, emotionally

they've the avg intelligence of like a 5 or 6 year old human

they can easily slide into boredom plucking - and if they start it often becomes like biting nails - a mean mean habit

talk to them like a people, they'll grasp.

they like to stay busy

do you do chop for your current birds?

because you'll wanna do chop for the AG

also congo or timneh?

[craggy plaza]

Who tyked u off?

[obsidian bay]

also how old, and male or female?

[craggy plaza]

U seem angy

[scarlet wharf]

he’s a male and 30 something years old

[obsidian bay]

ohhhh i loveee

okay good, no worry about egg binding - and 30 is young still 😄

[scarlet wharf]

vegetables? i do some for my bird

[obsidian bay]

he'll still have breeding season horrormones, but easy enough to disengage when he does the huffy puffies

[obsidian bay]

def wanna offer chop to the AG - they get hyper fixated on their food and can easily never be open to options

so offer frequently in small little bits

uhm.. all the ones I have ever interacted with REALLY love destroying cardboard

[loud panther]

To be fair, cardboard is fun to shred when your bored

[obsidian bay]

this was our CAG at work

😭 I miss her

[scarlet wharf]

tomorrow we’ll go out & buy him vegs along with a bunch of new stuff, he’s very talkative as well

[obsidian bay]

omg I love

is he light gray with a black beak or dark gray with a horn beak?

[loud panther]

What's his vocabulary like?

[obsidian bay]

a sailors

[scarlet wharf]

i’ll get some more pictures of him soon this is the only one i have currently

[obsidian bay]

Congo!

My heart

When I said they were sensitive

I mean like, even changing cages can be upsetting to them

so take a LOT of pictures of how his is laid out and filled

and try to replicate it at home

also he's either got a hideous moult or he's a plucker, leaning towards plucking

[scarlet wharf]

i’ll do some more research about them because i’m pretty sure im gonna be the one who has to look after him, my mum is at work 24/7 so im the one looking after the pets all the time

[obsidian bay]

he's got so much fuzzies

he'll be one of the most rewarding loves you could ever earn

I 100% recommend going to the african grey reddit and reading all their tips and care tricks etc

its a SOLID info hub

[loud panther]

One of the good subreddits?

[obsidian bay]

one fo the few, ya

I like the african grey, macaw, budgie, betta, and ball python ones for just the info sheets alone

the bonus is seeing how people set all their enclosures up

[loud panther]

Frustrating how much disparity there is in quality of information between animal subreddits

[obsidian bay]

but the info is the real gold

[obsidian bay]

yeah I can agree to this

[loud panther]

Her hide MUST remain upside down. I have corrected it 4 times in the last 2 days, and it's back to this withing a couple hours

[obsidian bay]

theres a bunch that are all 'oh because you are in (r/ballpythons) you'll enjoy (other ball python subreddit)
and it's like.. the sewer of info

[obsidian bay]

its her favorite pose

[loud panther]

Her other hide she doesn't even touch or go in, this one has to be this orientation or she throws a fit

[loud panther]

Unfortunately I use reddit for memes, so I feel like if I wanted actual info id have to make a new account

[amber wigeon]

Gopher or bull snake?

I’m bad with that whole group of similar snakes 😭

[loud panther]

Bull

To be honest i can't tell gopher and bull snakes apart very well either

[amber wigeon]

I see both in videos lol but i have no idea which is which

[loud panther]

Pine snakes and fox snakes have slightly different facial structures, so theyre a tiny bit easier

[past bison]

I have four day weekend so ofc had to do my nails

The gel nails go byebye when I use gloves at work but now I can enjoy them few days at least also ignore the index finger it ripped

[amber wigeon]

I recognize pines by the bulkier head and fox snakes by the orange head

[amber wigeon]

Nice nice

[loud panther]

Dog hated this guy sitting infront of the house

2nd one I've seen in town

[past bison]

what is this guy

[loud panther]

I think a ground hog?

[past bison]

A baby

[amber wigeon]

Yes groundhog

Basically Like a forest marmot

[loud panther]

Why is this so true right now

My brain is working so hard at doing nothing productive my eyebrows hurt for some reason

I cant even do the stuff I want to because I was dumb and got stabbed in the knee by a bunch of tree thorns and now it hurts to bend

[manic inlet]

ow

[loud panther]

Locust trees are fun

Had to pull 2 broken thorns out of my knee after I got home, one was like a half inch long buried completely

[loud panther]

Did i tell you we had a bull elk in my home town last year?

Im about 100 miles from the Iowa border btw

So significantly closer to Iowa than any of my states recognized herds

Found the photo, I've been turkey hunting the field this photo was taken in

[manic inlet]

those bastards move damn far

[manic inlet]

wow

[loud panther]

Unfortunately the photo was taken out of a combine window using a farmers iPhone 7

[manic inlet]

damn

[loud panther]

Turkey hunting had been interesting this year for me

I've seen more deer in range than turkeys

Had a young doe touch my leg yesterday, she then walked 5 yards away and ate buds off a locust tree

[manic inlet]

no better duo in nature than deer being too curious for their own good and munching on things that can actively hurt them

[loud panther]

Don't know if she was sick or what, she acted like I was just a weird colored log

[loud panther]

Had a doe doing the whole stomping and blowing thing for over 15 minutes straight yesterday also

[manic inlet]

some deer just be like that for no good reason lmao

[past bison]

We gonna go to the zoo tomorrow and I sprained my ankle on wednesday

I’m going to die but at least I’ll be happy

[obsidian bay]

there is no rhyme or reason to the colors

we go by vibes

[loud panther]

Should i go out of my way to get photos of my old schools cats for you or just leave it. Not sure out of my way i guess, like just walking to the other side of the lab

Actually not out of the way at all, I'll probably see them regardless

[obsidian bay]

😂 👏

BRING ME THA KITTY

but like, in my best Jabba impression

[loud panther]

I've been offered kittens from them several times, I cant care for a cat, especially a mainecoon

Pretty sure the male they have is big even by Mainecoon standards

[long ember]

I cut 2 more leaves off my tiger lotus

STOP PUTTING OUT MASSIVE LEAVES

[craggy plaza]

@obsidian bay oh a whale!.... what is that😭

[obsidian bay]

nahhhh I'm good

[obsidian bay]

Welcome to keeping lotus in aquaria 😭

[long ember]

I thought it would grow slower..

[craggy plaza]

It said, LEAF THEM ALONE

[long ember]

But its okay I hope i get runners soon

Tang will be better one.

[long ember]

Its getting its get back rn I'm pretty sure it's putting out a lily pad

[amber wigeon]

Goofy looking goldfish i’m telling ya

[obsidian bay]

said every lotus owner ever

[long ember]

I gave tang some duckweed from peps tank

I want to give her some of the hornwort too but liek the needles shedding is horrible

[obsidian bay]

hornwort is pretty. ...until you need to maintain it

[craggy plaza]

We dont talk about this thing😭

[long ember]

And if you have duckweed

It gets tangled in the needles so easily

And then it's hell to get off

[obsidian bay]

I actually dont hate duckweed

but I used to just feed it to my chickens

[main trail]

Tiger?

[obsidian bay]

you could scoop some out of the tank, rinse it really well and probably feed it to cleo if you aren't putting any additives in the tank that would leech into the plant

[long ember]

Yed

[craggy plaza]

Also

[long ember]

I was just gonna give it back to the pet store ngl..

They never have any

[craggy plaza]

The baby chicks were walking around with sweet pea💓

They were so cute I forgot to record😭

[craggy plaza]

@manic inlet as far as I know this is the only sassafras tree on our property😭

[manic inlet]

oh my god

are they endangered or something why is there only one??

[craggy plaza]

They get outcompetetd easily

They are lovely natives tho😕

They smell like fruit loops

They aren't endangered but are very few and far between

[scarlet wharf]

guess velocs favourite word

they…

[craggy plaza]

Bruh😭

I'm not finna say, the sassafras tree, over and over again😭

[manic inlet]

ah

[craggy plaza]

But im not joking when I say it smells like fruitloops🤣

U cant tell them apart😭

[manic inlet]

goddamn

thats wild ngl

[craggy plaza]

I call them fruit loops trees🤣

[craggy plaza]

@manic inlet ginormous ass radish😭

[manic inlet]

giga raddish

[craggy plaza]

Also everything's growing wonderfully

Time to check on de chicks