#🦝︴off-topic
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Oh yeah we have a place like that to
Got some of my life's best raritys there
Lots of lesser white fronts
leave it to the dutch to pull off some seemingly infrastructurally impossible bullcrap and bring back birds cause of it
It’s unfortunate that when they do that in the US it is usually for agriculture
cough cough Tulare Lake
Not to get political but there is one person who really wants to get into America's national forests, like in south east Alaska with the tongas national forest
Oh yeah, been in that area
Damn lmao
We turned a farmland into a peat bog and now it has several thousand adders
And cranes
There was a pelican a cupple weeks ago not to far from stendörren
That's something you can do???
Turns out yeah 😭
nice
😬
I sadly missed it and drive like 6 hours for nothing but still cool I guess
Maybe I should get some help for my twitching addiction
Pelicans are goofy birds
At the point when you plan trips around certain ebird hotspots you know you have a problem
They are
It’s always funny watching them when someone is filleting fish
There was a moorhen like 1km from our apartment few days ago
What is ebird
Yesss
It's like a platform for birding
Look into it, it's really useful
If you have ebird and artportalen you are all set
Hiya guys
Ebird has a better user interface and hotspots and artportalen has more reports and you can check what's rare and new in your province for any given day
Both work best as websites but ebird you should probably get an account
Beautiful livestock hauler
Already got the app and made an account lmaoo
Looool
I love birds
I’m not like a proper bird person but I do enjoy looking at them and knowing what they are
I do to
Everyone can become ❤️
Just do at your own pace
And watch out for grindification
I need to get binocularss
Been wanting to get them for a hot minute but now I need them for bird activities
I got a cupple extra pairs
I'll give you a decent one for like 100-150 kr + post if you wanna
I’ll get back to you on 25th I’m mega brokie rn lmaoo
Sure, just write me and we can talk about it
Bet 
Paid cat’s insurance for the year last week, 3k krona and for whatt
Sweden is expensive af, I feel that
And like I’m basically a sugar baby my bf pays for everything lmaoo
😂
But I’m saving 10k per month from my housekeeper paycheck bc we’re gonna buy a house someday
So the rest is not a lot and now the damn cat insurance
I mean It wouldnt be so bad if I just could get a damn job
It’s such a fuken struggle fr
All my money comes from a cripple weeks of hjortron and chanterelle picking each year
I scrub pee out of toilets for living basically
Tbh I love that tho
Add blueberries and you’ll be making lil extra
Better job then 90% of self proclaimed "entrepreneurs" on LinkedIn
I do some blue berries but you can't really compete with the ones who have the automatic machine systems
Omg 💀
Ahh yep
My uncle lives by berries, mushrooms and fishing
You can do cranberrys and lingonberrys as well
That’s all he does lmao
True
It's a fun job perse but pretty back breaking and really seasonal
Yep
He does live basically in a glorified shed with an outhouse and a sauna he built himself
And makes most of his food in an outdoor fireplace
He’s like 50% some sort of forest creature
He would've loved Beeing a hermit back in the day
He is one lmaoo
He only hangs out with his two brothers who live nearby
Then they all grill, drink beer and go sauna
"we didn't have autistic people back in the day"
Omg exactly
Man’s riddled
So is my dad
And at least two other uncles
I think it's good that we have people left who can enjoy the simple life
Funny coincidence that I too got it
Truee
He doesn’t yearn to the office
He yearns to the lake to fish pikes
He has no social media whatsoever and I’m not sure if he has a smartphone
I can do lots of work but I couldn't do office work
Same
W mans
I need to visit him when I go back to finland
one day i wish to have such a life
Hanging out with him is fun, neither talk and we just look at the fire and grill something
no
its evil
How so?
its leaves and stems, the whole plant really, is covered in tiny hypodermic needles full of venom
specifically a neurotoxin cocktail
whats worse?
Ah, so evil
theyre not only so tiny your skin closes back up over them, but also made of silica so your body cant break it down
God that sounds like those manchinel, death apple trees
Silica in the body is always a yikes
its the most gruesomely painful plant on earth
in fact its so bad that the pain has caused people to unironically die of heart attacks
“In fat”
Where does this mf live?
or driven them insane and made them uh, self medicate their exit out
Australia
Ah
That checks out
Sounds about right
one poor bastard didnt recognize it and used a leaf as toilet paper once
post-sting pain can last for over a decade in some cases
ouch
the pain has been likened to
and i kid you not this is the most common description
being steeped in boiling acid, lit on fire, and electrocuted simultaneously
Going to the restroom must be a struggle for that dude
I only use leaves from plants I can identify and know are not poisonous in any way and I would heavily advice anyone to do the same
Probably voluntarily allows himself to get constipated
If you are not sure treat everything as if deadly, especially consumables
now imagine how the random horses who absentmindedly hoark down a whole leaf feel
its unironically so painful it drives affected livestock, pets, and some wildlife to jump off of large heights
or run into solid objects
Yikes
Still gonna go to Australia eventuality
There birds are just to cool to pass
Especially the Queensland species
please don't cook the birds
I want to someday, but that flight is so long for me
But thankfully queensland Is famous for Beeing the safest part of Australia wildlife wise...
Sry 😭
My keyboard doesn't except cool as a word
oof
Imma do it once I got my little seastead sailboat, that's basically all I'm working towards rn
Getting a bit of money and then living on a small sailboat full time
Ah, I see
yeap :b
my ass has studied here for the past few years
no snakes and no spiders have tried to kill me thus far
What abt people wise
Bird walks qld has made some neat videos there
ooooh neat
I'll have time for bird walks after I finish an essay due this Friday haizzz
Tried to get into an exchange program to Australia when I first started high school but my grades weren't good enough and my wallet wasn't thick enough
-# *Down under from men at work slowly starts playing, getting increasedly louder
LMAO
I need to go to a koala sanctuary one of these days ngl
been busy with sch tho :<
I have to mow lawn
I prefer microplastics ngl
I might have those up in my empty skull
the snakesss are what get me interested
My parents went to Australia last year I think, the shirt they brought back was way too small despite being a size bigger than what I normally wear
Im guessing it's more US sizes being made for bigger people than Australia sizes being made small
I’m sure my body is full of them
I don’t even care
Its a 3xl and I have xl shirts that fit looser
Cancer will get me before microplastics
Sounds like womens’ sizing
Worst part is it's from the Steve Irwin Zoo so I actually like the shirt
Like oh I’m M in brand X’s clothes but for brand Y it’s L for tops and XL for bottoms but from brand Z size s fits
Awwe
Still disappointed they took my siblings but not me
Those 2 might be connected 😭
Omg that’s so rude
Im the middle child also, so it wasn't like they were taking only the oldest or youngest
Bruhhh
I feel you
I’m not even the middle child
But treated as such
Sucks
Yep
clicked the wrong one
Hi Jenny
Yo, I might binge watch a couple seasons of adventure time cause why not
I've never seen it
BRO HOW
Oh lol I was just talking bout you
ITS PEAK
Hello trystian ❤️
Oh ok
yeah, right around the time the educational channels went full on reality TV shows. When documentaries about wildlife or history turned into some lame reality show about digging through storage units, pawn shops, etc
My dad found where our ducks been laying they had 13 eggs 5 were good 8 were bad they were tryna brood some babies but last time we had a duck do that she got killed they are atleast a week old or about a week into development when I found em when candling they were halfway into a week from what I could tell hopefully these 5 will hatch
They are in a incubator now where they are safe
Duck
@obsidian bay look at me being organised with Nami’s fountain filters, now I can easily see if we’re running low 
Also got the little brush when I ordered filters from amazon, gonna be perfect for cleaning the little water tube in the fountain
I love it
Review, two weeks post?
It’s gonna be perfect bc I always lose everything
5/5 only regret is that I waited this long
It doesn’t get slimy like the plastic catit one did
And Nami uses it happily, at first she was confused when the water started running when she got closer to it but now she just runs at it to slurp
Oh also, it has not moved an inch and she has fully stopped trying to play with it because it’s not too fun when nothing happens lmao
Blugigi
People of off topic, I have come to grace you again
Blugigi
If i didnt need to mow the lawn, I'd be getting some fish rn



they said the thing!!! they said the name of the show!!!
that's the first season over for darker and black for me
now I've got a 4ep OVA set between S1 and S2 then 12 EPs S2
finally got around to picking back up and completing the show, only had a year hiatus and then completely restarted because it has been a year so I forgot the first 17 episodes
(this is a spoiler for one of the end scenes)
crazy rack
Ok bro
OK
How the hell are you still not banned
for what
For the elk picture😭
what wrong with it
.
The engine is in the wrong place
You gotta switch the engine and the radiator
👆
How the turns have tabled ahh
son
Why are we doing this 😭
Fr lmao
Ive got like 70
But there are reasons I'm not banned
ive been begging for you to get banned
Stop talking abt clams strike 71
i met you like 3 days ago tooo
Beg harder bro pls
I’ll join in
I wont be banned unless I do something actually bad
im about to commit a false flag on seamus or somthing
I have a shellfish allergy clam post will kill me
Talking abt clams is bad
Thats bad
The mods think I'm useful sometimes
That will get you banned 😭
Send seamus back to the sea he came from
Only if they start talking abt clams with u
And banish him forever
Seamus is the original little mermaid
Fr that dude is 15 pounds
I am the prettiest mermaid 
i think i my already have one strike lol
like from actual discord admin
I have no strikes bc i dodge it all
Clam*
Vivi herself told me to stop clamposting
Baddog should learn to dodge like me so he doesnt die from a snake bite
how are you not banned
They need a jester
They have me and i actually have humor
Plus, I help the mods a lot
Learning what snakes can kill him might help too 😭
I wouldn’t mind Seamus and baddog multi ban
Weird way to spell deliver psychic damage regularly
Wishin for your husband to get banned is crazy lmfao I’m dead
He’s so embarrassing 😭
“ so if it sounds like a rattlesnake, don’t touch, if it looks like a rattlesnake, don’t touch, if it’s a snake, don’t touch”
My grandpa had a python :p
But it wasn't taken out bc it was big
Nooooo (ban seamus idc) but i like to talk with baddog ☹️
Only to be fed
I need to get bro a child safety leash
Seamus playing clam simulator rn
Also the rattle snakes are the least of his worries
Get him like steel gloves and an anchor atp
Without an anchor he’ll magically fall on top of a gator
Hiw many deadly snakes do you even have😭
self preservation instincts of a ball of yarn
what would happen (99.99 percent accurate)
Vengence i named every european snake i could think of in one message ❤️🩹
thank you 😭
.
He lwk just dumb
Dw man i got u
Wow
Not edited once 🥹
ball of yarn
I think you got most if not all of them
Think all unless you count south of the caucasus but that’s disputed
we have a white board on our living room with this exact list
we all do
Not to bad for a warm up run
Yall better not have my music taste written down, because my music taste is the best
Alsi screen recorder made it laggy😭
Like 6
That would add a lot of species
I usually run about 180 hertz😭
Shi was at 90 or less😭 take a little off the top is said
Proceeded to make me bald😭
Ya’ll are safe nowhere 😭
Snakes in the basement
Snakes and gators outside
A 6’5 man on a trike, but that’s respectable
son
I used my running bike until i sat on it and it broke
dont forget the crocodile
Would’ve still used it if i had it
son
I hate carrots now, how could it do this to me
Carrot built like seamus
You are what you eat after all
someone at work this morning told me i looked like a silver back
I am NOT a tree 😭
not with that attitude
i do not eat gorillas
I would be happy being a silverback
Son is eating monkeys
I ate so much today and i aint even done yet
Monkeys are largely herbivores
Made a pan full of breakfast potatoes
2 baguettes with sliced chicken breast
chimpanzees will actually hunt and kill animals for food
Pasta and chicken wrapped in parma ham
Might still flip on the deep fryer…
we had catered breakfast at work
and they kept bringing me food
and i kept eating
If i want air fryer stuff i just use the oven
No room for an air fryer
i replaced my oven with a large air fryer
i can bake a large pizza, cook a pot roast, etc in mine
I can make bread
so can i
i baked my load of einkorn bread in mine
yummm
einkorn is what people grew 5000+ years ago, before wheat became a thing
it didn't taste that much different.. could have used a little sweetener added to it, but, nothing a little jam on top didn't fix
taste reminded me more of english muffins I guess
I love this
Happie
Needs fertilizer and more spacing/less compact dirt
What the hell is that
Mix dat ish up
Looks similar
So I’d def believe croquette is accurate lol
Stop ur makin me hungry
Don’t judge me I’m pregnant
I have the ish to make some tn
Not judging at all. I’m just hongry lmfaooo
In full support of the cravings
I wish I could make a bunch of meat filling to freeze and defrost for these purposes instead of making them day of but ugh
It won’t be the same
Frozen tofu is wayyy different than fresh
Im happy I read that wrong😭
Lwk might have to kill one of our chickens to make this recipe I just saw
While looking at pictures of taquitos on the internet like a fattie
Screws up the dish....
huh?
You’re right I’ll use one of my parents chickens this weekend in case I mess up
That's fowl
Fr 😭
Huh
No genuinely what is that even in response to lmao
We were having a whole convo 😭
My puns are clucking perfect
Turn the words around
…. Broodje is something baked into the bread
Croquette
It’s just meat filling in a crunchy jacket
What kinda meat
Sounds gas
Potato croquettes 😮💨
Sounds gas rn
I think something abnormal is going on
Only one lawnmower battery died
And I hardly had to use the other two
But it took me much longer to mow whole yard
Smthn wrong w ur mower broski
Or that battery
Sometimes one can just kinda be meh esp depending on the brand you get
I usually have to use all three
Idk
I have 2 hours left as a child and im already thinking about getting a tattoo
Only warning: tattoos are addicting. I don't know why. But I got my first one at 18. I got two more later and planning on six more.
I've got one booked in 2 weeks. Fun stuff
Minor problem tho im chunky and idk how it would look if I lose weight
I'm serious. It starts as that. But then you want more.
And I'm chunky that lost 50 pounds. It just depends on location.
So arm is fine maybe
The ones on my arm and back of my calf look fine.
I'm going for an upper sleeve coverup as well as a heart with wings on my throat lol
I've got two on my left arm. Now my right arm feels bare so I want a few on the right arm.
i have 2 full sleeves
My sister does. I, alas, am still too broke to get more.
But my Pinterest board is filling with more and more ideas.
Gotcha
No they are not. But mine haven't been too bad. Max one has been $250 with tip.
Oh gosh. Mine usually around $100.
mine are kinda intricate
My artist is slightly expensive. $200 per hour, harder spots are more. $600 for my neck
sup kip
i have recently been hyped about Colorado once again having absolutely dope wildlife management
I seen you talkin' about it in general. Elk doing quite well I believe
it was worth the money but yeah it was EXPENSIVE
even Montana had a population increase
for the first time there about 145k animals since
idk prolly ever
theyve been oscillating between 130 and 145k for over 14 years due to poor management policies
Always how that works. Glad it came out well though! I've seen some botched stuff.
That's pretty cool. I don't keep up with all the latest goings on recently anywhere but I do enjoy watching videos on animals that are bouncing back and stuff. Cool to see
me too i was horrifed when i started but nothing botched yet
i cant stop getting them
if you dont mind me asking what kinds of designs do you have
My first one is just religious one that's mostly line work. Second is a bunch of calla lilies in honor of my family. And the one on my upper arm is my pride and joy...a mental health tattoo that probably would confuse most people.
those are all super cool
I cried when I got that one.
and sweet
I've got trash tribals that shows I grew up in the late 90's/early 2000's
like pain or emotional
awwwwwwww
Emotional
youre gonna make me cry 😭
Oh gosh. Didn't mean to do that. 😅
ill be alright just dont tell my wife im crying
Most people just tilt their head and get very confused why that's my mental health tattoo.
Lips are sealed.
i mean i dont fully understand but im assuming its a little play on "with you to the end of the line"
It is.
Welcome to PTSD is awful but the mind is stronger somehow.
and also honestly a super tuff mental health tattoo
that is incredible
The irony is I'm actually a walking marshmallow. Figuratively and literally. 🤣
Awww
This looks so awesome and that’s such a cool concept
Also lwk I’m crying too😭
Awwww. I swear I didn't mean to make people cry.
shes pregnant and cries about everything haha
What’s your excuse 🤨
You being so happy about it heals me 😭
Most people get so confused tbh. Like I explained that white wing represents Lucifer (from the TV show...the devil isn't British). And it's on the same arm as my religious tattoo. 😂
lmaooo
Nice!
For the record...my arm is completely fine. So it showed that my intentions were pure surprisingly.
its a huge W
28.25% of all North American elk 💪
Honse im making a game reserve in mc and i wanna know what animals to put in it
Its in a savanna
impala, sable antelope, roan antelope, zebra, cape buffalo, lion, leopard, hartebeest, gazelle, crocodile
I forgot to put sable and roan on the list
dont forget kudu
That sounds so cool!!! Jealous!
Thats #1
gerenuk, gemsbok, blue and black wildebeest
eland
Most will have to be implied ones but i think i can make areas where theyd be irl
Like muddy areas for hogs and bushpigs
All but gerenuk are there
Nyala?
What is mc😭
There
Minecraft
None of them are actually in minecraft sadly
bontebok, waterbuck, puku, blesbok, topi, springbok, steenbok, grysbok, rhebok, reedbuck, kob?
helmeted guineafowl?
doves?
I have some type of guinea fowl
Lemme try to send you the current list rn honse
okie
I want a pc so I can play modded Minecraft 😭
I made cleo homemade forage
@midnight sequoia how do i join vc?
- To unlock the ability to post pictures, react, join a voice chat, and use the forums you've gotta talk A LITTLE BIT.
- To unlock the ability to embed, screenshare, change your nickname, and use gifs you've gotta talk A LOT.
- To unlock the ability to use external emoji and stickers, you've gotta talk SO MUCH.
...
You gotta yap
Yo what’s the word
WOOHOO
Begged my mum to get out of the car to record that one, she was reversing in to park lmao
One of my favourite trucks ive ever seen❤️
I’m not too particularly into trucks but it looks unique
To be fair every larger trucking company here makes their trucks so unique to them its amazing
Most are actually family owned businesses, like Ward & Ward
I don’t see so much trucks with painting on the cab anymore and it’s sad
15-20 years ago there was a lot of them
We get a lot of custom paintjobs here
Bro how long does it take to level up. OMG!!!!
Took me 3 days of not spamming i thunk
Think
Some of the best ive seen on the road
Yeah I don’t wanna spam that would probably get me in trouble but anyways though thank you
Cheers
Wait no the second company has a really nice truck ive seen around
Seen it maybe 7 times
I can see the tism runs strong in you
Guess who has a a 4 day weekend🥹
Nice🔥
I too am on break for the next three months
Until the next school year as I locked in
Could’ve been 5 days but i have school monday and a day off tuesday 😭
College?
That is some real confusing stuff, my boy😭
American high school
Ohhh
I have finals next year college by the end of next year
Nice! best of luck, my friend
Thank you
I am officially 18 and I’ve already thought of a second tattoo
I have none but I want one and now I thought of two
how I feel at my big age having never had alcohol, never smoked, never gone clubbing, never got a tattoo
I can absolutely say that I do not regret the glass of wine I had last night while reading my book 😂
reminds me of the time I played SSX Tricky last.. a little over a year ago.. if mean, if by glass of wine I meant liter bottle of scotch
just the glass for me, not worth the wine-headache to overindulge imo
i don't even remember how my game ended
i just remember losing the race i was in, then waking up on my floor in the sitting upright position covered in crap and ink
I do regret the times I drink too much
And the misery that follows
lev
see, keywords are too much
glass here or there isn't going to harm
Yeah, having a drink with friends is nice
weird thing waking up and seeing black footprints throughout my living room where apparently, I stepped in ink and tracked it around on the floor
good thing it was just india ink though.. alcohol soluble, easy to clean
Jesus
I don’t get why people drink 😭 i’ve had alcohol free beer that stuff was not good 😭
oh, i don't drink beer, can't stand it
It’s an acquired taste
beer is just gross with or without alcohol
if you want the same or higher percentage of alcohol that doesn't taste nasty, just get a hard lemonade
Bitter is just not my thing, pretty sure love for bitterness comes with age
Cider is also good
when i first had a beer when I was 5, I loved it.. hate it now
hard cider is way better of you back sweeten it.. i do not like bitter at all
Yeah no, as an ancient creature - bitter is overrated.
We like the warm, spiced notes - or sweet.
Not bitter.
a little over a year ago, I brewed braggot, which is like a cross between mead and ale.. yeast is generally tuned to either glucose or fructose, so a mixture of both leaves a lot of natural sweetness.. the result, braggot tastes like malt ball candy
I don’t really consider beer bitter, tho maybe that is because I like it
You can also find some beer that really don’t taste like beer at all
there are also a variety of flavor profiles - you could be avoiding the nasty ones.
Maybe i’ll never like alcohol, either i am a late bloomer or my hormone production is not there 😭
IPAs are the things that taste nasty to me
Gonna start college looking 13 😭
I don’t know how people drink IPAs
Nothing wrong with not liking them, tbh
honestly no idea.
Probably a good thing ngl
I've tried a handful over the years and frankly, like.. 2 were palatable. the rest were wastes of money 😂
Like half of the puberty features are coming through fast, like length and facial hair, and the rest is yet to arrive
You'll bulk up once you stop growing taller
Also please don’t drink at 13
That’ll take a while i stopped growing far about a month and started going again
hehe
I always sat in the middle seat in the car bc i was shortest, now i am tallest
enjoy it
I am
Birb
Ricebird?
Java Finch are the cutest
Only thing that is horrible is trains outside of the netherlands
I guess the first one’s a Birb, but the second one.. Borb? 😆
I’m always crammed in there
because they arent tall enough or
lev
Not enough room between seats
Ah
ah ok
I've never ridden on trains before coming here, so my experience is hyper limited.
I like the one here in town - but taking dog on it is an event
Now i can bully all the teachers who i was shorter then tho 😏
she gets scared and crams between our legs
and last time we ended up sitting in a 4 pack seat (hubs dog and I) with another lady - who instead of like.. packing her shopping tightly, left it spread all over the leg space
so Keeonah of course stuck her head in to see what it was (it was literally face level and in her way, in both my and husbands way too)
I corrected her but the lady hissed and tsk'd and went on about uncontrolled beasts
husband ripped at her in quick german while I comforted the dog 😂
Only other downside to growing a lot is new clothes
I think he was like 'yeah blame the dog for your 💩 being all over the bench space. How about follow the rules and put it under your seat or in the seat next to you instead of taking all the leg space. Its a full car, dont be such an entitled cow you dumb [impolite phrase]'
Some people just want to be mad about things ig
I can understand not wanting hair on your stuff and being miffed about a strange dog sticking its face in your things.
I get that, truly.
It's why I auto corrected Keeonah instead of just letting her. I got her faced around the other way and seated so that she was taking as little space as possible.. but she's a 21kg dog - not tiny.
so idk what the lady expected, taking up three peoples worth of space in a 4 person seat
I managed to put my backpack under my seat, managed my dog and still left her space.
Even ended up sitting on my legs, so that Keeonah could take my foot space
but that still left husband to fit himself around the ladys stuff
I looked at this and saw keenoah and thought this was a weird attempt at phonetisising quinoa
Nope.. Just my dogs name. Keeonah.
How can somebody see a piebald wolf and take their space ☹️
people just be haters, yo
Love waking up to bloody noses
I’m in Colorado now
Much drier than state college or San Antonio
Yup
for me its heavy stress 🫠
Also they have some neat single cell storms here
I have never had blood like running out of my nose, but it has bled after being hit with a softball 😭
You can easily see the downdrafts form because they are do high based
See the rain crashing towards the ground
I heard some thunder yesterday but it was way too windy for any real stuff to organize
Tho they hardly reach the ground since how high the bases of the clouds are
Usually all evaporate before hitting the surface
Doesn’t that cause dry lightning?
Isnt that how you lost your hair, Happie?
Not much lightning with these storms, but virgas with lightning are a big cause of wildfires
It’s becoming waterspout season here
Also can kick up dust storms
Because the down draft still reaches the surface
But not the precipitation
Wonder if we’ll see any really strong tornadoes in the remainder of the month
I’m hoping to see some nice supercells while I am in Colorado because I am going to be in tornado alley
Maybe even a tornado
Guessing you’re going to be moving more east for that?
I’d love to see a supercell
Some happen here every year but all rain shrouded and not very powerful
Here and there we get a really big squall line with some rotations along the edges
But that’s it
Well well look at what we have here
Hehe square
It’s just for like general thunderstorms
Not severe
Ohhh
Marginal and higher has a chance for severe weather
Pls get pics for us if you do see a nice cell
Nami wants my teriyaki chicken
Can’t blame her, i want teriyaki chicken too
It’s so good
We got a big bottle of teriyaki sauce from costco so I don’t need to make it from scratch
Will do
I had teriyaki fried chicken with seaweed rice once 🤤
I miss teriyaki flavor 😂
Ouff
You allergic to it?
Tho the ordinary cells have been cool as well
no just cant find it locally 😂
and I dont wanna amazon it
Ahhh xD
but I think theres a shop into Salzburg that has a wider 'world' market section
I used to make it from scratch, it’s not hard just annoying xD
I always find The tops of supercells interesting
All storms here have a really thin anvil
But supercells have a really smooth looking anvil
Sup
Storms here just don’t get that impressive of an anvil shape
taco bell
I hope i see some good mammatus this year
the composition of the shot 🙏
Understandable
ye4s. That. annoying
European storms can be photogenic, this was in Ireland
Same measurement, same mixing - all steps same
A struggle and a half
SOMEHOW different flavor
Yeppp
Is that a shelf cloud or an outflow boundary
Now having to go in for finger prints yayyyy
I mean shelfs are associated with outflows
Also all storms have outflow boundaries
I think it is a shelf
True but sometimes you get outflow boundaries kinda shooting out of storms
I hope some real organized storms pass over this summer
Had a few strong ones last year
cloud autism goes incredibly hard
I don’t know anything about clouds past like the one lecture in 2nd grade that I probably wasn’t paying attention to
I know a bit
Maddog studies meteorology
I see
I am going to france this summer, it gets some proper storms
I think it’s the country in europe to last get an f5/ef5
1970 something
These were some pretty ordinary cells in France
1967
What city?
Also you have been to a lot of places
I haven’t even been to ireland and it’s a 1,5 hour flight away 😭
So many pretty clouds
give me the cloud 😭
The cloud is just water, it can vanish on you
And it can just form again
Not a snake
Finding a snake is special
Getting bitten very rare
And kinda impressive
have been bitten by this big chungus
Spoilered because big snake
I have not been bitten yet
I havent even been to Arkansas and its probably a 30 minute drive
It’ll happen one of these days
We were told it was a baby.
It was the size of me.
Tyk they called you small sue them
the wholesale company also said he was in mint condition - but he arrived with either an infected nose from rubbing on screen or some scale rot
either way it was grown, mean and hurt
Yeah his face does not look very good
so we had it rehabbing for like 3 months
Himb eating wood chips
got him all cleaned up
yeaaaahhhh idiot new kid made his enclosure and ignored all I said because 'the chips look clean'
Bruhh
Yo what happened to his mouth
I’ve never been bit by a snake and I had one for like half a year
Snuff was very chill tho
Jumping spiderr
If i find a smooth snake or an aesculapian snake this summer
I brought him into my math class from outside by accident
I am getting bitten
Lmaoo
I like catching water snakes, and rat snakes.
There’s mostly common european adders here so I will not be touching but will admire from a distance
How does a bite feel
A water snake is like sand paper clamping your skin, doesn't hurt bad.
Never been bit by a rat snake tho
Rat snakes seem timid
Europe has a few rat snakes
I know of only 1 biting species
Yeah rat snakes are chill
what is this 😭
Boa constrictor
Dont know - he was shipped to us looking like that, but listed as 'mint condition'
Red tail boa
yeah basically. I showed him the bite on my arm and was like 'in the future... when I say lay down paper towels because its a new arrival.. lay down paper towels. It's a QT tank. Not a display. The chips are annoying to deal with and aren't for him, and now I need to floss his teeth and he's already feisty.'
Luckily the guy could care for snakes at his own house
I would fire that guy immediatly 😭
He ended up getting fired for other reasons
but like, nothing about that snake species wants aspen chips
so even if it was a display enclosure
like.. STILL wrong
If i ever do get a snake, i’m going for a themed enclosure
As close to natural as possible
i have one of these in my backyard 😭
not all its cracked up to be
snakes are excellent pets 😄
strongly strongly disagree
thats okay, you can be the oddball 
Luckily no one asked you
We WILL have snakes in my house 😤 end of discussion
I am on your side, in this
I support Baddog learning how to dad joke
but inversely, you need noodlebabies
need
your house is WICKED work girl
They’re essential to my life
I work more hours per week therefore everything we own belongs to me
she is the GLUE that binds that house together
😤
Snake is small price to pay for satiated noodlewife
Big enclosure for enrichment, and as a beautiful center display in a room
and then snuggles from snake for her!
Fairy tale ending!
she only keeps the venomous ones tho 😭
Thisthisthisss
I want it to look like I took a chunk of its natural habitat and smacked it into a terrarium
My bf doesn’t love snakes but he would not mind me getting one once we have the space for it
I also want a tiny shrimp nano aquarium for Nami as a little live tv
Thats a different convo, and if you've smalls in the house I wouldn't fully say go for it
My husband hates snakes but luckily I’m the boss
Tbh I don’t think there’s a pet he’d deny me which is a problem at this point
because despite our best laid plans etc, kids do be gettin into everything and snakes do be escapin everything.
I could come home with a fluffy cow and he’d get to work building it a barn
however - totally gung-ho for nonvenomous ones. Everyone needs.
It’s so handy never having kids lmaoo
Gets eaten by a retic
right?
I def dont question people having kids - but alternatively, I can do a lot more with less restriction - pet wise
Must feed your retics a species appropriate diet, surely they have consumed an infant or two in the wild
Yeppp
Literally all of our kids have been accidents😭
Lmaooo
Look thats an easier handle than 'okay so my child broke into my snake tank and my spectacled cobra bit them, pls send amberlance'
the sad trombone sound 😭
I luckily live in the land of the near free healthcare and rights so I can stay childfree 💀
bless the healthcare out here man. I'm so glad I can afford to be seen now 😭
I love it fr
it cost me literally 0 dollars to get treated for my most recent snake bite
My birth control is 10€ every 12 weeks. I buy the shot, walk in to the hospital and I’m out in 15 mins
must be nice 🙃
Most recent
but other then that the healthcare here is not cheap
Have you considered telling the snake not to bite you
My insurance cost me 200/mo, they screwed up the auto payment section, took a lump payment of mine when they wrote me and said something was wrong then cancelled it the next day so I just stopped trying to have insurance
Bruhh
because even at the 200/mo it covered maybe 50 bucks
I only have life insurance
My bf got it for me
Mans hoping I get eaten by a bear at work I see
He has one too but it’s from ages ago so his parents would get the money
He is not allowed to die tho so I won’t be having any of that
Understandable. Bears are a vague rrisk I suppose in your area
bruh insurance is lwk the biggest scam of all time
Lmaoo no bears actually xD
I wish there was
I like them
Biggest predator we have here is wolverine or lynx
yeeeeup.
Though, here in Austria it's pretty 10/10, esp if you do private sector insurance
which I think hubs chose for us
No wait not sure of wolverine
the US needs a lot of healthcare reform
bc it could be a lot cheaper if you cut out the industry middle man
Not diagnosed yet lmao
I feel like universal healthcare would be cheaper than whatever they got now
it would be cheaper for a lot of people
but the problem is taxes are already high cuz government overhead is high
raising them even more would be a huge issue
another reason why stuff is so expensive is because everyone wants a yacht and no one has yacht money ideas so they make insulin and mark it up 20,000%
big reason we aren't coming back to the US right there
Not gonna have hubs spend a fortune because he needs 2 different insulins to manage 🫠
Not when broham gets it almost fo fwee here
Sister and mom have confirmed vacation to korea
Now i need to start a war with my dad to go to france
Baddog talking about how bad the US is always wipes me out 😭
He does this like once a month 😭
Insulin is kinda crazy expensive for literally no reason
theres give and takes from everywhere, tbh.
NONE at all. It's wild.
He can’t leave either he will be bitten by something 😭
That would be a huge first step to fixing the healthcare
If he goes to southeast asia he’ll be the first person bitten by a sea krait on land 😭
oh im staying in the US
i love it here im doing well lol
but if youre not me then it lwk does suck in some ways
no thanks
Europe has some vipers but the deadly ones are rare and have very good antivenom
ill stick to my basically impenetrable home land
and my 1-10th amendment rights lol
Yep
He’s so valid for that ngl
No pls he’s just a corn snake i want him back ☹️
Fine you can have him
Lmaoo
I saw a bird
Like the things he’s been complaining about do not affect us that much
A yellow bird
I bet the bird saw you first
Pretttttyy
Your the only one that saw it you are tripping
I was turned sideways so nothing could see me
Bros flat Stanley
Ok seamus now the real challenge what species is it