🦝︴off-topic

[amber wigeon]

Run.

[tropic thunder]

🇷🇺

Advanced humour there

Iykyo

[pulsar oak]

Did we lose the plot bro

[amber wigeon]

Japan

[tropic thunder]

Sob

Yall dont get it

Russia = RU

Because the letters for Russia are ru

Because we were taking away parts

[amber wigeon]

R

[crimson belfry]

We have to have brain crlls to get that joke

Hence why i nk understand

[tropic thunder]

Did you have fun with your ai buddies

[crimson belfry]

Nah

I talked to my bf

[pulsar oak]

I understood it

It made me go hee hee ha ha

Hee hee hee

Ha ha ha

[tropic thunder]

My dog just slapped me with her paw

[lavish marsh]

@amber wigeon fav colour

[pulsar oak]

-# Watch it be red

[amber wigeon]

Green

[pulsar oak]

Nuh uh

[amber wigeon]

No green bc nature

[lavish marsh]

Ypu have taste friend

[amber wigeon]

Ty

[tropic thunder]

Green is alright

Means good

And go

And green flag

[amber wigeon]

Green is just nice stuff

Plants

Plants are nature

[tropic thunder]

Not Danny English

[amber wigeon]

Nature is nice

[pulsar oak]

Stomach bile?? :D

[amber wigeon]

Still natural

[pulsar oak]

I guess 😔

Why am I saying I guess I KNOW it’s natural

[lavish marsh]

Almost donr

[tropic thunder]

Ok guys im off to bed

Ill cya

Luv yall

[amber wigeon]

Once it’s done i’ll save it and use it somewhere this week

[serene radish]

Milk

[amber wigeon]

Bc i’m going to sleep once its done

It’s 00:40

[pulsar oak]

Okay gn twin

[pulsar oak]

Me too bro… Me too.

[lavish marsh]

@amber wigeon

Bald cat

[amber wigeon]

Ngl

That is insanely good

[lavish marsh]

Fank yu

[amber wigeon]

Ima sleep now tho

[lavish marsh]

Sleep well

[amber wigeon]

See you all later

Ty

[lavish marsh]

Forgot the metal thingies

And cake

[pulsar oak]

That looks delicious bro

Enjoy it

[lavish marsh]

It's my fav fika

A pain to make but so worth it

[craggy plaza]

Ik just the pic😈

😂

[valid breach]

Something about this image gives me chills. Maybe the lighting

[valid breach]

Doggiiiii

[lavish marsh]

Peak breakfast

[dusty socket]

i don't think knives are good for breakfast though

[craggy plaza]

Sure they are they are a knife addition to a healthy diet

[lavish marsh]

Yummmmm gimmie

[hoary wharf]

Holy sprinkles

[amber wigeon]

I cant even seen whats under there

[hoary wharf]

Plot twist it's not ice cream it'd just sprinkles

[obsidian bay]

I'm so jelly - it looks so good

[serene radish]

I think you forgot sprinkles

[tropic thunder]

Omg where is that

Porsche taycan I think? The cans are all mixed up in my head icl

[amber wigeon]

Vroom vroom

[tropic thunder]

Its electric

Or atleast a hybrid

Ive seen better tho

Ooh a guy i know us coming doen the street

Nah it wasnt, the guy i know doesn't have a Pezzaioli trailer

[dusty socket]

i thought about making an electric motorcycle

[tropic thunder]

Nice FH500

Usually more drivers honk idk why everyone's so quiet

[tropic thunder]

Wouldn't that be really prone to flipping over since the torque on electric motors is insane

[dusty socket]

no?.. you can limit how much torque you're delivering

[tropic thunder]

Yeah i was wondering that

Thought of drag bikes ig

[dusty socket]

electric bikes don't have that issue and people are already getting those up past 30mph

i've seen electric scooters and electric skateboards do 60mph/100kph

[tropic thunder]

Nice lil car hauler

[tropic thunder]

I guess, I dont know much about bikes tho

Cheers

[dusty socket]

couple ways of doing it really.. frame mounted motor and a belt/chain to the rear wheel, or a rear hub motor built into the wheel itself

i've seen people use hub motors on the front and back simultaneously for 2wd motorcycles

but, in the not so distant future, I'll probably get something like a CB350, original engine, but EFI conversion

[tropic thunder]

Good luck!

[amber wigeon]

There is sometimes just a random Lamborghini urus on my way back from school

[tropic thunder]

Nobody's honking sob

[tropic thunder]

Oh wow

[amber wigeon]

Also a random guy in apartment that randomly had a ferrari

[tropic thunder]

Ive never seen a lambo in my town i dont think

[amber wigeon]

Not sure what model

[tropic thunder]

458? 488?

455?

California?

[past bison]

In my city lmao

[past bison]

It wass

[amber wigeon]

Might have been a california

[past bison]

We went on a long walk bc someone saw a rare bird and then got icecream

And I got sushi

[obsidian bay]

Hubs came home with dürüm

it was so spicy

[past bison]

Did not see the rare bird but did see two starlings

[obsidian bay]

so cheesy

[past bison]

Oooo

[obsidian bay]

my nose runninnnnnng

[tropic thunder]

California t?

[obsidian bay]

SO DELICIOUS

[amber wigeon]

Could very well have been not sure

I just saw it in his garage

[tropic thunder]

About time👍

[amber wigeon]

Ello tyk

[hoary wharf]

I've seen a Ferrari and a lambo near where I live

[past bison]

I wanttt

Bf getting ground beef from lidl so we can make burgerss

[main trail]

I've seen some corvettes here

[past bison]

I’ll eat my sushi as an evening snack

[amber wigeon]

I live near a really big lake which you can’t see the other side of, so loads of people drive along it at sunset

[tropic thunder]

I once saw a 1/210 in my town. Naturally aspirated V12, literally rumbled the ground while it drove by and I was in such shock I couldnt take my phone out in time. It parked up infront of me tho so I got a couple pics

[hoary wharf]

Dang

Nice

[tropic thunder]

Hold on

[hoary wharf]

The ferrari was red and the lambo orange

Didn't get any pics 😔

[amber wigeon]

I was fishing once and a random green lambo adventador absolutely flew by 😭

[hoary wharf]

Dang

Rip all the fish 😭

[tropic thunder]

Aston Martin Rapide AMR

[hoary wharf]

Oo

[amber wigeon]

It looks so long 😭

[hoary wharf]

Dang that's a nice car

[tropic thunder]

I was in a tunnel in Monaco on a bus and an aventador flew by and it happened 4 years ago but the sound is still stuck in my head

Also a chaser was spitting flames at JapFest

Hoold on again

[amber wigeon]

Wouldn’t have expected anything else from Monaco 😭

[tropic thunder]

Pow pow pow🤤

[main trail]

VVVvvvvvvv

[amber wigeon]

Not the kid absolutely hammering one of those stereotypical popsicles in the back 😭

[tropic thunder]

Huh😭

[main trail]

?

[amber wigeon]

Not a popsicle mb

Idk the english name for it

[hoary wharf]

Huh?

[amber wigeon]

Second clip all the way on the right

[tropic thunder]

Lmaoooo

[hoary wharf]

A lolly?

[amber wigeon]

Some kid is holding one of these 😭

[hoary wharf]

Yea

[amber wigeon]

I should’ve known it’s the same in dutch 😭

[hoary wharf]

Op

[main trail]

That

[amber wigeon]

Yes 😭

[tropic thunder]

Looks like a donut on a stick

[hoary wharf]

😭

[main trail]

Donuts go on sticks🤔

Never heard of such a thing

[amber wigeon]

Now i want a donut ☹️

[tropic thunder]

I focken love donuts

[hoary wharf]

Fr

[main trail]

💁‍♂️🍩

There u go

[pulsar oak]

Mm

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[pulsar oak]

-# Tim Hortons

[main trail]

Okay guys ima go do my "work" in class

[amber wigeon]

Good luck

[main trail]

I mean ima be working🤷‍♂️

Just not on school

Teacher said to use class time wisely

[hoary wharf]

Imagine if u randomly spawn a g1😭

[amber wigeon]

Get off the floor 😭

[main trail]

Yeah but I need an outlet😭

There's no outlets by the desks😔

Laptop cant work well without being plugged in

[tropic thunder]

Unedited picture looks amazing

[pulsar oak]

I love these trucks sm

[tropic thunder]

Volvos?

Loggers?

I saw a real nice holland-ish scania logger once

Hold on

[pulsar oak]

-# I love trucks even tho I don’t know anything about em 🥹

[tropic thunder]

I love trucks and i know loads about them

I could dissect one probably

[pulsar oak]

Which kind is your favourite?

[tropic thunder]

I love all of them but Torpedoes take my heart

Every single day I hope i see one

[pulsar oak]

Are they rare-ish?

[tropic thunder]

They're super rare

Ive only ever seen ONE on the road

And it was going to a truck show

[tropic thunder]

I consider the video I took of it to be the most beautiful video ive ever taken

Get ready to feast your eyes

[pulsar oak]

🥹

I’m ready bro

[tropic thunder]

Sob still loading

Well im on the bus now so it might take a bit

Sadly he did not honk but I wasnt confident enough yet to ask him to

[main trail]

This is so peak

[tropic thunder]

I also saw another proper show truck on the road during the night and it looked like an angel

Also the horn when its driving by sounds so angelic

Its like a harmony

Sending

I then saw it during the day too

[pulsar oak]

It IS so peak damn

[main trail]

I know I wish I was there😔

[tropic thunder]

I saw both the blue one and the one im sending rn at shows

WOW

Red heavy haulage volvo just passed

Didn't get a video

[main trail]

Ooo

[tropic thunder]

Saw an abnormal load a couple days ago but ive already sent it here

Ugh still sending

Its worth it tho

Genuinely made my year

[main trail]

They should have one designed as Optimus prime fr

[tropic thunder]

Thats for the kenworths and stuff

[tropic thunder]

Sound UP

[main trail]

Yeah but it would be cool

[tropic thunder]

Then I saw it again a couple days ago

Its all custom made

[main trail]

Oo

[tropic thunder]

It would be fair nice

I also saw a scania with an insane paintjob a couple weeks ago

Its the Scania Griffin holding up a Mercedes-Benz

Wild

The scania Griffin is probably the tuffest logo on earth

I have a scania keychain on my bag too

V8

[marsh prawn]

Fire

[tropic thunder]

It was 20 quid and my mum got it for me

Both of them at a show last September

Oh yeah im going to Italy next year💯✌️

[lavish marsh]

Volvo 🫶

[tropic thunder]

Love trucks

[main trail]

🔥

[past bison]

Bought my bf a 140€ backpack today

[hoary wharf]

Rip bank

[amber wigeon]

This is a far More responsible purchase then i will be making soon

I’m spending 100 euros give or take on isopods 😭

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[past bison]

Omg

But isopods tho

Cute lil things

[past bison]

Frr

I have no real expenses so I like splurging for my bf whenever he actually wants something

[amber wigeon]

I’m hoping they breed

So i can earn my money back at least partially

[past bison]

Eyyy

Hope they do

The backpack is like a tool box but backpack shaped so he can finally have all his tools in a same spot

[ruby wave]

Money is fun. One day you have it, the next you're giving $600 away to a guy to draw on your arm for a few hours.

[amber wigeon]

The middles sell for up to like 2 euros per isopod

There are the 3 i’m getting

[past bison]

They are so cutee

The rubber ducks are my fave

[amber wigeon]

I love rubber duckies

My wallet wishes they didn’t exist

[past bison]

Panda kings are cute too ngl

[past bison]

Lmaoo

I would want to get isopods if I ever have a snake again

I’d want to do a bioactive enclosure

[amber wigeon]

I’m getting these, clown isopods and hissing isopods

[woven hamlet]

have one of these against my will 😭

[past bison]

Lmao how xD

Ughhhh I need to shower but I’m too cozy being horizontal

[amber wigeon]

What’s in there?

[woven hamlet]

its my girls

shes strange

[past bison]

Lmaooo

[past bison]

What my bf would say about me

[amber wigeon]

It’s what my dad would say but he also loves to say we are just a strange family 😭

[past bison]

I dragged him on a walk around the city bc someone saw a rare bird near us

We did not see the rare bird

[amber wigeon]

Do you know what species?

[past bison]

Moorhen

We did see duckies tho

Moorhens are not rare per say afaik but rare to see here

[amber wigeon]

What country are you in lol 😭 moorhens are everywhere here

[amber wigeon]

Ohhh

[past bison]

Sweden lmao

[amber wigeon]

Moorhen babies are ugly but cute

They have little finger on their wings

[past bison]

Omg xD

And we saw two starlings

Haven’t seen any in a long time they’re so pretty

[amber wigeon]

When they are hungry they open their wings and the squeak at the mom or dad 😭

I saw a mutated starling last week

[past bison]

Awwww

[past bison]

A whatt

[amber wigeon]

It was an adult but it was reddish brown

[past bison]

Oh damn

[amber wigeon]

So i’m guessing erythrism

[woven hamlet]

She's strange strange

I literally can't play the game this month and it's her fault

[main trail]

Damn😭

[woven hamlet]

her snake bit me and now my hand is wrapped up

[amber wigeon]

What species of snake does she have 😭

[main trail]

Its a phython

Its over for him

😔

Jk idk what snake it is

[crisp whale]

he got bit by the rattler cuz hes dumb

[amber wigeon]

He got bit by every snake under the sun atp 😭

[crisp whale]

ive been bit by lots of snakes hes only been bit a few times

[amber wigeon]

I’ve never been bit

[crisp whale]

hes also a loser who just plays the game all day and steals my computer to use discord

[crisp whale]

ive prolly been bit 1000 times

[amber wigeon]

What kind of snake do you have tho

[crisp whale]

lots of dry bites and non venomous bites tho

...

wait thats the wrong message 😭

its right below that one

[amber wigeon]

I thought you were joking about the rattlers 😭

Wait

Red headed krait?

[crisp whale]

yes

[amber wigeon]

I had no idea those were even kept in captivity

I know of one in the usa

[crisp whale]

they shouldnt be

[amber wigeon]

That’s it

[past bison]

I was like tf why is the ancient texts being referenced

[crisp whale]

theyre insanely dangerous

[crisp whale]

sorry girl

[past bison]

Lmao np

[amber wigeon]

Did you buy it or do you live in their range and are you nursing it back to health or something 😭

[manic inlet]

sup happie

[amber wigeon]

Ello

[manic inlet]

i just spent like 35 minutes cleaning an old af rifle

8mm bore brush is the superior brush for .303

the Lee Enfield is clean again

[crisp whale]

i keep it for wokr

[amber wigeon]

Oh nice

[crisp whale]

im a trained professional please do not keep kraits

[amber wigeon]

Doing my dream job i’m guessing

[crisp whale]

espically red heads

[amber wigeon]

Are you a herpetologist?

Hell yeah

I would love being a herpetologist

I love anything reptile

[crisp whale]

i love all animals but espically reptiles

snakes are the coolest imo

[amber wigeon]

Yup

Unfortunately also the hardest to find in the wild

I would love to properly photograph an adder

Would also love to herp all countries along the mediterranean 😭

[crisp whale]

im not in charge of the pics lol i hold the snakes being photographed

[amber wigeon]

Cool

My ultimate goal is to find as many species of snake as possible in the wild

I’m on 7 atm

[crisp whale]

i think im on like all of them

jkjk

def over 7 tho

[amber wigeon]

Viperine snake
Natrix helvetica
Natrix natrix
Macroprotodon brevis
Diamondback water snake
Brown water snake
Ribbon snake

[amber wigeon]

I’m guessing you live in a much more biodiverse country then me

My country has a grand total of 7 reptiles

[crisp whale]

i live in the US but i travel for work lol

[amber wigeon]

One of which is found only in the very southern point

[amber wigeon]

What countries have you traveled to?

[crisp whale]

6 of the contients

[amber wigeon]

Holy moly 😭

[crisp whale]

i dont even know all the countries

[amber wigeon]

Only reptile you might ever see near Antarctica is a leatherback

But yeah herpetologist is my dream to be one day

I honestly have no idea what you do on the job

But i hear reptiles i’m sold

[serene radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-gif-2995578920328136431

[crisp whale]

i lwk just goof off and handle snakes

every now and then i almost die

[amber wigeon]

Part of the job

[serene radish]

If you dont almost die at work are you really putting in your best effort

[crisp whale]

last year i almost got bit by a bushmaster and then i decided to lock in

[amber wigeon]

Any viper kinda scares me honestly

Only viper which i would let bite me is a mock viper

I am not letting anything above mildly venomous bite

[amber wigeon]

Billy did you know california has a rattleless rattlesnake

[serene radish]

No

Im not into herpetology

[amber wigeon]

It lives on santa Catalina in the channel islands

[crisp whale]

you shouldnt let them bite you at all

[amber wigeon]

True even mild venom can trigger anaphylaxis

My main fear would honestly be what kind of viruses and bacteria it carries in it’s saliva and on its teeth

There are some populations of several boa and python species who eat bats

[serene radish]

Last time I heard of that island was how bison were introduced there

[amber wigeon]

So there’s a real risk of infection from something the bats carried

[amber wigeon]

It seems like a cool island

Whoops

[serene radish]

Indeed

[amber wigeon]

Islands are cool in general

[marsh prawn]

Geeked vs locked in

[crisp whale]

I think I’m genuinely unc cuz what the hell does geeked mean😭

[marsh prawn]

Idk

[crisp whale]

Son wdym you don’t know 😭

You said it

[serene radish]

Geeked

[main trail]

Geeked is like to be really excited or thrilled about something

So yeah idk why geeked was used there

[tropic thunder]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUST

GUYS

[tropic thunder]

I really am geeked rn

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

[hoary wharf]

?

[tropic thunder]

I GOT A GIFT BAG FULL OF SCANIA MERCH

[hoary wharf]

Niceeee

[tropic thunder]

Ecstatic

[pulsar oak]

POV: you’re a yummy carrot 😋

[pulsar oak]

Ik it’s normal but I’ve never seen this happen before

[twilit forum]

What that other person said + another term for being inebriated lol

[crisp whale]

I knew about being inebriated but goober is 15 so I was assuming an alternate version lmao

[twilit forum]

Oh I didn’t even see the full context I just saw ur q😂 but yeah

[crisp whale]

Guess I’m getting geeked tn 😜

Jk jk im pregnant 😭

[twilit forum]

Omf. Didn’t you just have a kiddo? Or am I imagining things
Either way, regarding the geeked-ness…. hope you find something to get really really excited about 😭🙌

[crisp whale]

I have a 6 year old and a 16 month old

And I’m pregnant with twins😭😭😭

[manic inlet]

what

[twilit forum]

Omf. Wishing you all the luck

[crisp whale]

Wut

[mossy badge]

Name one of them something stupid

[manic inlet]

wat

[mossy badge]

Like

Seamus

[manic inlet]

bookshelf

[marsh prawn]

I dont think i wver got informed it was twins

I learn something new everytime i talk to you hro

[crisp whale]

No

[crisp whale]

Huh

[twilit forum]

Crunchwrap and Supreme Vengeance1212

Lovely names

[crisp whale]

Bruh 😭😭😭

Grilled cheesesteak burrito and extra large cheese pizza is elite naming

[twilit forum]

Grilled cheesesteak burrito is actually badass

They’ll be named after one of the best foods ever

Legendary tbh who would ever want to change their name

[craggy plaza]

New rose

[woven hamlet]

bread and milk

[west bronze]

Bro my first day at Amazon was insane

197 packages

[dull orbit]

That is absolutely gorgeous!

[main trail]

Peanut butter and jelly

[woven hamlet]

this is lwk heat

macaroni and cheese

[main trail]

Hm... spaghetti and meatballs

[west bronze]

Beat the peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat (I know it’s not right)

[main trail]

Something like that

[west bronze]

If nobody has told you I’m proud of you 👏

[main trail]

Thanks ig lol

[west bronze]

No problem brotatochip

[main trail]

Idk if thats something to be proud of though

😂

[west bronze]

Everything is something to be proud of depending on your morals lmao

[main trail]

Yeah but thats probably not one of them lmao

[west bronze]

Yes it is

🦍💨

[woven hamlet]

girl will be cheese and boy will be burger

[woven hamlet]

nahhh

[main trail]

... sure

[woven hamlet]

wut

[main trail]

What does boy will be burger mean

[woven hamlet]

the boy will be named burger and the girl will be named cheese

[woven hamlet]

bro 😭

[main trail]

Oh

😂😭

[woven hamlet]

i wonder if there are any last name puns that would go well

like imagine if the last was something that sounds like a food

[main trail]

My last name is actually "dragonfruit" (jk obviously)

[woven hamlet]

lol that would be funny tho

mac short for mackenzie would hit

and then the long form of cheese could be chester or somthing idk

first name colby middle name jack

nickname cheese

[main trail]

"What up big mac" 😭

Omg im dying

[woven hamlet]

@crisp whale wdyt

[twilit forum]

Mac, short for mackerel
Harry, short for herring

Perfect

[twilit forum]

Also I approve of this one. Good.

[woven hamlet]

i know isnt it good?

we should get a petition for the baby names

[dull orbit]

As a teacher...I'd feel very sorry for those children.

[woven hamlet]

cheese and burger will be fine

[woven hamlet]

cheese and burger would be so cool that theyd be immune to bullying

[dull orbit]

I'd definitely hope so. 😂

I'm still recovering from this evening. Children are brutal.

Group of 10 children, ages 3 to 6. And teaching them how cook Minecraft food.

[lavish marsh]

Daycare has been open for an hour, it's the busiest day of the week, there's 4 dogs here out of like 30+

They're all gonna arrive at the same time

[woven hamlet]

i have one 6 year old and she wears me out lol

[dull orbit]

That'd do it.

[woven hamlet]

she said we cant name them cheese and burger guys 😭

[jovial flare]

Nah go for it

[amber wigeon]

Deep down they’re still cheese and burger in our hearts

[rare veldt]

Why is your tear so big?

[rare veldt]

She is wrong

[deep terrace]

Yo

[rare veldt]

Yo

[deep terrace]

Y'all tryna hop on

[rare veldt]

Sorry gang I’m watching this goofy at the minute

[lavish marsh]

I'm so sad

[rare veldt]

Fairpoint

https://tenor.com/view/yourre-your-youre-gif-22326107

I pressed the wrong one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229268147547144253/1272328379659587648/Ewkc91U.gif

I meant this one😭

I need to do this with the black cat I need to get little bro to hold the gun🙏

[lavish marsh]

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Spontaneous dance party

https://tenor.com/view/mood-dance-russiankiddance-club-dancevibe-gif-21421102

[past bison]

My head is gonna ✨explodeee✨

I have a migraine and I’m at work someone shoot me rn

[valid breach]

I guess that would technicaly stop your migraine

[past bison]

You’re so right

[valid breach]

HELL YEAH

[rare veldt]

Bro just fall asleep

They can’t make you work if you’re asleep

[past bison]

Lmao I should have called in sick

I woke up with a headache

[amber wigeon]

Do a nap

Like me when i’m tired

Nappie

[rare veldt]

Ja you know what to do in the future😌

[past bison]

Yeppp

[lavish marsh]

I slept with one eye open (literally couldn't close it) and now my eyelids hurt SO MUCH

Am I going blind

[amber wigeon]

Hopefully not

[lavish marsh]

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/oo-really-dog-oh-really-you-you’ve-got-to-be-kidding-gif-12583260107967777545

[amber wigeon]

Worm my friend is trying to steal artistic happie

[lavish marsh]

?

[amber wigeon]

The drawing

He’s trying to steal it

[lavish marsh]

Steal it how

[amber wigeon]

He wants to sell it for money

But he’s not getting it 😛

[rare veldt]

You’re confusing everyone bro🥹

[amber wigeon]

Worm made a drawing of the bald cat

And my friend wants to copy it

[rare veldt]

Oooooo kk

[lavish marsh]

My signature is on it

[amber wigeon]

True

I’m suing him

[lavish marsh]

Bet

If I get into this line of work I've applied to he is done for

I'll be above police

[west bronze]

I’m tired but can’t sleep

I hate it

[craggy plaza]

FINALLY

[main trail]

Like this blind or...

[hoary wharf]

Bro got a blind in the middle of a house😭

[dusty socket]

his wife/girl friend will never find him

wait a moment.. now i want one for my room. I could put my gaming PC setup inside one of those.. have a nice little gaming booth. Maybe even hang some lights and speakers off the framing, make it surround sound

[main trail]

I have to see how fast it takes to set up and take down

Its for science trust

[main trail]

Honestly this is a peak idea

[hoary wharf]

Kk

[main trail]

It has more room and here than I thought

Easily fits 2 people comfortably

Maybe 3 but thats definitely the limit

[dusty socket]

oh... looking at some alternative pet options and how long they live.. seems you can get hyrax here and they live as long as dogs/cats

hmm.. i better not.. once I get a bigger place I am getting a cheetah and I'm not sure I want an edible pet to go with it

[sick briar]

more like as long as a small dog

alot of cats live to like 20 or early 20s

[dusty socket]

well, still, I'll be getting a cheetah once I have space large enough to accommodate one

[white quail]

I feel so accomplished. I caught a fly while he was flying with my hands, and tossed him across the room.

[dusty socket]

i had a fly get sucked into the back of my desk fan.. right into the metal blades

[serene radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-gif-2995578920328136431

[dusty socket]

i'd probably get a wallaby before a hyrax though if I was getting something other than a cheetah

basically a mini indoor sized kangaroo

[tropic thunder]

Yooo

Been looking for the second one for ages

WOO RYAN HAULAGE WITH THE 770S

Love that truck

Im kinda looking for the Ward & Ward Volvo

Seen it before like 3 times

Its great

The horn on that yoke is mental

Gorgeous Holland style paint too

These skills are unmatched

WOOHO

Gorgeous

[tropic thunder]

I guess it's A Volvo but not THE Volvo

[sinful owl]

This poor cardinal got stuck on our porch after the storm had to help it get free

[amber wigeon]

Surprisingly big

[rare veldt]

Or is the person surprisingly small

[rare veldt]

Good stuff

[amber wigeon]

Good point….

[jovial flare]

Ladies and gentlemen

ITS SUMMER BREAK

FINALS ARE OVER

I CAN CRAWL OUT OF MY CAVE

[amber wigeon]

Nice

I gotta wait 1,5 months

[jovial flare]

Loser

[amber wigeon]

Nuh uh

[jovial flare]

Just go to college already to get more knowledge

[amber wigeon]

Next year

[jovial flare]

You’ll be happier I promise you

[amber wigeon]

Another happie mutation for the happie-verse

[amber wigeon]

High school is just boring rn

Everything is sooooo easy

Passing everything with flying grades and not even studying

[sinful owl]

Im built small sadly so it might look bigger then average

[lavish marsh]

Cool bird either way

[long ember]

Happie

[amber wigeon]

Hello

[long ember]

Hi

Wanna know something possibly cool

[amber wigeon]

Yes please

[long ember]

Bc im very awrsome

Ignore how dirty and disgusting my nails are but this snake i caught forever ago might be a butler's garter

Which is a species of concern here

[lavish marsh]

Garterrrr

[amber wigeon]

Oh wow

I’ve never seen a subspecies of unmarked garter before

[long ember]

Ribbon snakes are a subspecies

They have white spots in front of their eyes

I have a video of one i caught a couple years ago

[amber wigeon]

Oh wait it’s a full species?

Even cooler

[long ember]

Ribbon snake

You can see the white spot in the 2nd pic

[amber wigeon]

I’ve seen a ribbon snake

When i was in texas

[long ember]

I only find garters and ribbons

Which sucks

[amber wigeon]

I only find grass snakes

[long ember]

We dont have those

Water snakes, fox snakes, massasuaga rattlesnake, and milk snakes

I think

[amber wigeon]

They’re in between a water snake and a garter

Behave like a water, very aquatic but looks more like a garter

They don’t bite tho

They musk

Really badly

[long ember]

Are garters basically semi aquatic

I mean they eat fish

[amber wigeon]

I think some subspecies

I know narrow headed garters from new mexico and arizona are really aquatic

[main trail]

I want a second screen on my boat by the trolling motor but they so expensive to buy 360 vision😔

[sick briar]

I found an indie game called mixtape that released today and it's got a bunch of licensed pop culture music stuff in it

where are all the old people to get nostalgia baited

[sick briar]

oh and this one

also more stuff

and Cocteau twins 🙏🙏

[dusty socket]

i have a cassette tape on my desk

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-smiling-friends-vanish-smiling-friends-sand-dust-smiling-friends-old-man-smiling-friends-funny-gif-3985486506214228246

[dusty socket]

huh?

[craggy plaza]

OLD😂😂

Turning to dust😂

[dusty socket]

no, i bought a tape deck from 1980 to restore because I work on electronics as a hobby

[loud panther]

What species of massasuaga do you have? We have westerns i think. Someone i met once was doing a radio tagging study on them

[craggy plaza]

Soo did the whole concept of the joke go over your head?😭

[long ember]

Eatsern

Eastern

[long ember]

I have a Pantera one

Guys look at my plant

[craggy plaza]

Wait

Eatsern😭😭😭😭😭

[long ember]

Shut up

[craggy plaza]

Who is sern😭

[long ember]

Me

[craggy plaza]

I should want them

...

Damn

[long ember]

Yeah quit taking before you find out what you'll be eating

[dusty socket]

the cassette on my desk is a metallica album, I bought it for testing the hardware... i recently completely recapped the logic and power boards, and upgraded the capacitors used to polymer power caps and ceramics for the logic board

[craggy plaza]

NAW

Auto correct wtf😭

[long ember]

I literally know nothing about mine besides its like

Pantera

Sooo

[craggy plaza]

Warn not want😭

[loud panther]

Cool, you might find this guy neat, a wild lined snake on a college campus in my state

[craggy plaza]

Hell naw😭

[long ember]

I love him hes cute

[craggy plaza]

Toot

[craggy plaza]

White slinky snek

[loud panther]

Im hoping he's alive and makes babies, not too often you see a wild full grown albino reptile

[long ember]

I hope so too

[loud panther]

Found a photo of before and after radio tagging a massasuaga

[craggy plaza]

😭

[loud panther]

Little baby one who didn't have his rattle yet

[craggy plaza]

Hell naw tf did they do to bro😭

[long ember]

I love animals

[loud panther]

I think it's dome animal safe tape, it falls of after they shed typically

[long ember]

I hope i can find some more this year

[loud panther]

With the adults the attach it to the rattle so it lasts a little longer

[craggy plaza]

That's under the skin it looks like😭

[loud panther]

I think it's a little box attached to the end of the tail?

[amber wigeon]

I always forget massasauga exist

[amber wigeon]

They’re kinda weird

[loud panther]

Yeah

[amber wigeon]

An eastern rattlesnake that is known to eat crawfish 😭

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-slap-gif-13864325207893474867

[long ember]

Ur weird

Baby snail riding duckweed

[loud panther]

We got crawfish snakes that exclusively eat crawfish

[craggy plaza]

Well I'd assume so🤣

[amber wigeon]

The us has so many snakes it’s insane

[amber wigeon]

I know

[past bison]

Omg

I had bought sleep loops ages ago

Never used them

It’s so quiet holy moly

I’m gonna sleep like a baby

[amber wigeon]

Weirdest snake in europe is probably the worm snake

[loud panther]

I want to find a plains spadefoot eventually, supposedly pretty common but ive had no luck

[craggy plaza]

Hey i love them

[amber wigeon]

The Gotland grass snake is also up there, only semi marine snake in europe

[loud panther]

Silly little goobers

[amber wigeon]

They’re only found in greece and stuff within europe

[craggy plaza]

Bruh

[amber wigeon]

In dutch spadefoots are called garlic toads bc they produce an oil that smells like garlic

[amber wigeon]

I meant what yall would call a blind snake

Long slender no eyes

Or barely eyes

They eat ants and worms and stuff

[craggy plaza]

Hes perfect the way he is

[amber wigeon]

You guys get small snakes i want small snakes 💔

[long ember]

Spadefoot frog?

[amber wigeon]

Toad

[long ember]

They remind me of those things from pikmin

Shut up

Like god

[craggy plaza]

Who said I only find small ones?

[amber wigeon]

Dw jay nobody knows it all

Not even me

[amber wigeon]

Eastern rat?

[craggy plaza]

Bruh

Black snek

[amber wigeon]

Yeah it’s an eastern rat snake 😭

[dusty socket]

i had considered a pet snake.. kind of want a blue tree viper

[craggy plaza]

One bite from the beauty and your cooked

[dusty socket]

nah.. deaths are rare.. but they can cause a lot of damage to tissue

[craggy plaza]

Tis a flesh wound😭

[amber wigeon]

Why not get a tree python tho same behavior none venomous

[craggy plaza]

At least he didnt want a boomslang💀

[dusty socket]

there's a lot of venomous snakes that aren't that fatal, some that are completely harmless to people as well

[amber wigeon]

Boomslang actually seem to be less bitey then some others

[long ember]

Yeah well apparently you know enough to correct me

[amber wigeon]

But if it does bite you’ll bleed from every hole

[amber wigeon]

I read it beforehand dw

[craggy plaza]

Dosnt matter when one bite sends u packing

[amber wigeon]

But here’s a question

[long ember]

Id like a snake eventually but I dont have a proper tank for one

[obsidian bay]

Blood pythons for EVERYONE

[long ember]

Hi tyk

[amber wigeon]

Would you consider a 100% fatal snake that doesn’t bite more dangerous then a 30% fatal snake that bites bc it can?

[dusty socket]

i had considered green tree pythons in the past

[long ember]

Ironically one of my favorite species

[craggy plaza]

Sounds like meat snakes from the vita carnis analog horror😭

[obsidian bay]

I love them. they have some of the prettiest mutations imo

[amber wigeon]

Gimme a short tailed scaly caterpillar 😭

[long ember]

Theyre so thick

[dusty socket]

green tree pythons would be cool to go with a nice large terrarium display too

[amber wigeon]

They inchworm like puff adders right

[craggy plaza]

Context will be revoked

[long ember]

I do t knowm.

[obsidian bay]

just

come on

they're so gorgeous

??

[craggy plaza]

😭

[obsidian bay]

grounded

[craggy plaza]

🤣

[long ember]

Nooo

[dusty socket]

look at this terrarium.. if I had the space, I'd build something like this, and put in a variety of critters that could get along

[obsidian bay]

its a round room, go sit in the corner

[craggy plaza]

Whats the POINT

[amber wigeon]

Dart frogs, vampire crabs and geckoes 🥹

[craggy plaza]

Geckoes💔

[dusty socket]

what about chameleons?

[amber wigeon]

Chameleons would probably try to grab the crabs

[long ember]

Chameleons are kinda hard

[dusty socket]

it'd be a perfect habitat for them

[craggy plaza]

Heard they get stressed easily

[long ember]

They like ventilation

[tropic thunder]

Nowt for me, I still have a month left :(

[obsidian bay]

Love chameleons but please for th elove of ALL the gods - do NOT get one as a first reptile

[long ember]

And need a low drop in temps at night

[tropic thunder]

Helllooo yall!

[long ember]

Hi

[amber wigeon]

Ello

[tropic thunder]

I feel like looking at trucks

[craggy plaza]

Olleh

[long ember]

Imma get a cresty eventually

[obsidian bay]

More of them die from unintentional miscare than you'd think.

[obsidian bay]

do it

[dusty socket]

I've had reptiles before

[amber wigeon]

I might when i’m in college

[dusty socket]

also.. haven't seen vampire crabs before, but those are cool looking

[amber wigeon]

So in a year time i might

[amber wigeon]

Tyk did you see the artwork worm made for me

[craggy plaza]

Ive seen pics b4

[tropic thunder]

Oh hey ive seen the grey one in town

[obsidian bay]

Yes I love it

[dusty socket]

they're definitely unique

[amber wigeon]

Ikr it’s insane

[tropic thunder]

Lemme get a video of the gray one rq

[amber wigeon]

I’m looking for a nitro tryout so i can use it in here but i can’t find it 😔

[tropic thunder]

I love Ward & Ward

Sigh I miss early January and February when it was all wet and dark and you could see the lights coming from miles away

[amber wigeon]

That is the most british looking town 😭

[tropic thunder]

DONT DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT

Its Irish.

[amber wigeon]

Wow i didn’t say those are bad

[tropic thunder]

I did

[dusty socket]

seems those vampire crabs are terrestrial too

[tropic thunder]

I hate the british

Its in our history

[amber wigeon]

Can do both always but need a water source near

Pretty sure crabs still have gills

[dusty socket]

oh yeah, if i have a large enough terrarium, having some water in there would be likely

[tropic thunder]

Seen this scania a couple times around now

[dusty socket]

and some equipment to keep the water and the air clean and recycling

[tropic thunder]

Oh yeah guys did i tell you about the scania goodie bag i got yesterday

[amber wigeon]

I saw

I don’t know if the others did

[tropic thunder]

Righty then

Storage issue sorted for now

Wonder what the calendars gonna look like next month

Kinda wanna hear that one straight piped scania again🙏

Hold on lemme get vids

[craggy plaza]

This is our broody bantum hen named sweet pea

[obsidian bay]

MILLE FLEUR DETECTED

https://tenor.com/view/anime-the-do-over-damsel-conquers-the-dragon-emperor-yarinaoshi-reijou-wa-ryuutei-heika-wo-kouryakuchuu-yariryuu-jill-cervel-gif-1478245244677386789

[craggy plaza]

😂

[obsidian bay]

Bearded, or clean faced?

[craggy plaza]

A tiny beard

[obsidian bay]

she doin the reluctant turtle and sucked her head in, makes it hard to judge beards and muffs from normal feathering haha

[craggy plaza]

She's doing wonderful

[tropic thunder]

Ugh, couldnt find the flyby video. Still sounds GREAT

[craggy plaza]

Very protective and only gets off the eggs to dust eat and drink

[obsidian bay]

a good mamas

I love d'uccle's. They're so fricken precious

[tropic thunder]

Poah that last clip 🤤

[craggy plaza]

While the pecks dont do much the effort behind them means more😭

We are letting her keep 4 eggs

But I gotta face her tiny wrath everyday to get the other eggs🤣

[obsidian bay]

omg. tiny mcnugget babies inbound 😭
How many days has she been seated?

[craggy plaza]

Shell let me pet her, I just can't put my hand next to her lol

[craggy plaza]

About 6 days

Soo 12 days left about

[obsidian bay]

oh yaaay

[craggy plaza]

Also its so funny cause ill put the 4 eggs back in front of her and she'll stuff them under her 2 at a time😂

Beak efficiency

[obsidian bay]

"MY CHILDREN"
stuffstuffstuff

[loud panther]

I think theyre called spadefoot toads, but theyre closer related to frogs or something

[obsidian bay]

actually, y'all should also consider shovel-nose snakes as pets

they're precious

little burrowing babies 🥹

[manic inlet]

little burrowing gremlin noodles

like hognoses

[obsidian bay]

but smaller 😄

I rescued one from a child and another from a truck about to run it over when I lived in AZ

they adapted really well to being kept for the short term I had them, buffed them up with some snacks

and they're insectivorous

[craggy plaza]

No braincells detected

🤣

[obsidian bay]

absolutely none

[manic inlet]

nice; i believe in colorado youre allowed to just take and house some wildlife as pets

ive known people who avoided the whole wack ass stuff of the pet market to just go and take a tiger salamander from the river and keep it in a nice little terrarium

[obsidian bay]

invasives or

[manic inlet]

natives can be taken and housed noncommercially as pets as long as theyre kept in line with welfare laws

[long ember]

I cant even own Malaysian trumpet snails

[manic inlet]

up to 12 in aggregate, 4 of each species

[obsidian bay]

I mean, no one should, tbh.

They're reproductive machines

[manic inlet]

this includes bullsnakes, garter snakes, and hognose snakes

[long ember]

Say that to my bladder snails.

[serene radish]

Procavia capensis

[manic inlet]

legal code

[craggy plaza]

Rose update

The pic dosnt do it justice

@obsidian bay

My hand suffered the peckening😭

[obsidian bay]

an angel.

is she in a d'uccle run or is it mixed banty flock

[craggy plaza]

Idk honestly

[white quail]

I'm so scared of chickens

[craggy plaza]

Its not lethal but not pheasant, but she pecks cause she's broody

Hehe puns

[serene radish]

What a lovely mom

Hopefully she didnt completely mutilate someone's hands

[white quail]

Chickens just seem mean for some reason

It's just looks like they are out for blood

[dusty socket]

if i were to raise a bird for meat or eggs, it probably wouldn't be chickens.. too vanilla

i'd rather raise pheasants or ducks

[serene radish]

Muscovies are good for both meat and eggs

[dull orbit]

https://thesunflower.com/108086/news/canvas-shutdown-due-to-hackers/?fbclid=IwdGRleARqLchleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEe4paIFgPVfZEBOwb0mBk6VJi_gwA0rAq-aM0iVgiBcmKzerUjzCpp8CcSSNk_aem_FbnsljSWn4TsIUZwU6ozgQ

There's the update on the Canvas situation from my university.

[manic inlet]

breh

[dull orbit]

That's what I'm saying! It sounds like a hostage situation.

[manic inlet]

real af

[jovial flare]

Prodigy lookin ah

[jovial flare]

High schools lame when you get to college if you so choose to go it’s much better

[jovial flare]

I hate muscovies

Mean mf’s

[serene radish]

Only ones I've had bad experiences with were feral ones

[jovial flare]

I tried to feed some I get attacked, chased, and ripped pants and then they fornicated after beating me up

There’s a video somewhere

[craggy plaza]

Anyone know what secret will be revealed tmmrw iykyk

May 8 2026

[wary thicket]

Wait I do know. Hope it’s not a let down again

[craggy plaza]

For sure its not

I been there since day 360 bruh 😭

It better be good😭

[wary thicket]

Damn. We shall see lmao

[craggy plaza]

30 more minutes

It will all be revealed

[craggy plaza]

She has sideburns😂

[sick briar]

not a single thought

[serene radish]

Hyrax disrespect will not be tolerated

30-50 feral hyrax will be arriving at your premises shortly.

[sick briar]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-hog-viral-hog-pig-call-calling-gif-13492869264629174909

[sick briar]

50 drooling feral hyrax

[obsidian bay]

An angel with Elvis hair

[craggy plaza]

Littlerally nothing indeed😂

[dusty socket]

i have more projects I need to do and get done

recent projects I've done.. completely rebuilt the power/logic board in the 1980 Sony tape deck. But, there's still the analog audio path circuitry I need to rebuild. I've also rebuilt a 1940's desk fan. New wires, completely cleaned, new grease, oil, runs like new.

Other projects I have pending. I want to build a muzzleloader. I might 3D CAD/CAM some of the parts myself and have them CNC machined to my specs, but, I can buy sets of castings I can finish up too. And I have some Telecaster parts that need to be built up into a functioning instrument

[obsidian bay]

I...

I crocheted an axolotl last night.

I need to add another gill, and the tail frill, and sew on some sleeping eyes

but otherwise he's done 😄

[main trail]

I could never😂

I tried it a few times, not good😂

[obsidian bay]

I onlyy have one color of chenille rn

so it has little dimension

but bro is existing in his gold-fried chicken glory

[amber wigeon]

I found yellow ants in my backyard

[tropic thunder]

Got 75 on my home ec summer test!

Gonna truckspot a bit maybe

[sick briar]

hmmmm new earpads

flash photos make velour look moldy 🥀

[tropic thunder]

Seen this one at a truckstop an hour from home! Love the sound of it

Wait no

Well its the same company

Looked similar enough

YEEEEESSSS

Straight piped Keyline absolutely roaring down the road🤩🤤

[sick briar]

i see we have truck autism

[tropic thunder]

Loads of it

Ooh I see a logger

Holland doesn't look so new😆

NOO HOW DID I MISS THAT IT WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME

Atleast it was the 660s and not the 770s

HWAT RHE HECJ

WHAT THE FORK

A GALLARDO???