🦝︴off-topic

[jovial flare]

Hm

[obsidian bay]

just get out a vacuum

[past bison]

Fr

[obsidian bay]

if you cut yourrself just zoop vac it up

[knotty olive]

State park bass

Over fished pond momen

[void kiln]

Wow! That's a whopper, you should totally keep it! And if you find huge ones keep it too because body mass has nothing to do with egg clutch size!

[long ember]

I took a nap but I did end up doing this

Cleo was with my sister in her little holding bag

[obsidian bay]

gewd

[knotty olive]

Thought those were teeth flying

[long ember]

I went on a spree after that

[mossy badge]

You should probably delete this😭

[urban sierra]

one of the best missions

[long ember]

Is there a bad word I missed

[long ember]

Yes

I loved plowing ppl down with my shotgun

[mossy badge]

The whole thing😭

[long ember]

Its not that bad.

[mossy badge]

Jay...

[long ember]

What

[urban sierra]

i think it’s chill

[mossy badge]

Franklin is literally saying the n word😭

[manic inlet]

the n word you dipstick

[long ember]

HE DID

I DIDNT HEAR THAY

GUYSBI SWEAR

[manic inlet]

HE SAID IT LIKE FIVE TIMES

BRUH

[long ember]

NOO

[mossy badge]

You have to be deaf or stupid😭

[long ember]

Don't ban me guys

[long ember]

Both

They all say it like constantly

Im sorry man

[urban sierra]

tbh i don’t think franklin would ever say that

[long ember]

Oh does

Guys I swear I did NOT hear that

[mild nacelle]

Jay is gonna be shocked that there's nudity in the shoe store next

[mossy badge]

Jay isnt even old enough to play GTA😭

[long ember]

Im 17

[wraith goblet]

GTA..

[long ember]

Stawppp

[long ember]

I drove up a mountain and ran over a bunch of bunnies

And I shot a cougar

Animal

Not woman

[twilit forum]

Man I forgot they put animals in GTA

In my head we’re still in PS3 lobbies

[mossy badge]

Its rated M

[long ember]

I am very mature

Thanks

[mossy badge]

You prove that wrong every day😭

[long ember]

That is so mean

What did I ever do to you

Wow.

And to think I support your clam habit.

Unbelievable Seamus

[past bison]

Clam habit is frying me rn I cannot

[long ember]

All he talks abt is clams

We need to have a intervention i think

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[long ember]

Its getting bad

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-funny-cat-meme-tweaking-gif-1135020915071455925

Seamus at the thought of any mollusk

[long ember]

100%

Hi happie

Don't have a good day today ❤️

[amber wigeon]

Oh.

It’s monday i don’t think that is a possibility in the first place

Unless i’m on vacation

[long ember]

Oh bad

[amber wigeon]

Jay i don’t think you can that in here

At least not in this context 😭

[long ember]

I forgot abt that

Sigh

Oh bad

Im abt to get banned oh my gosh

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[past bison]

Lmao felt

[past bison]

Can’t wait to get home from work so I can do laundry, dishes and then play ark for ages

[amber wigeon]

Made an exam subject early

[past bison]

Eyy

[amber wigeon]

I’ll be in college in 1 year and 5 months

[past bison]

Damnn

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/nahdog-gif-17900380376959797190

[past bison]

My lunch is so hot I keep almost burning my mouth

[amber wigeon]

It’s too soon 😭

[past bison]

It’s gonna be fun

[amber wigeon]

I sure hope it will be

[obsidian bay]

It will

It will also be hard, but it will be fun

[amber wigeon]

I haven’t even chosen a study yet

Luckily it’ll be nice and close to home

Maybe, just maybe, i’ll even have a croc by then

1,5 years of grinding crocs for one rare 😭

It’ll probably be a lvl 4 as well

[amber wigeon]

don’t tell the french but i put hamburgers on a baguette

[long ember]

My brother is telling me stories from the navy

[mild nacelle]

I'm offended on behalf of the bread

[amber wigeon]

You should join the army you would terrify all the enemy troops

[amber wigeon]

What else am i supposed to do with it

[mild nacelle]

eat it like a normal person

[amber wigeon]

I did eat it

I don’t waste bread or hamburgers

There’s people who don’t eat their sandwiches?

[long ember]

I know i would

Which is why i won't

I want america to burn

[amber wigeon]

You’re canadian?

[pulsar oak]

DID SOMEONE SAY CANADA?????

Mb yall

[amber wigeon]

No i said canadian

[pulsar oak]

Oh shucks

[long ember]

No im american

[pulsar oak]

I’ll go back to the other room…

-# Bye guys…

-# Goodbye…

-# Bye bye…

[amber wigeon]

Oh

You want every country to burn until you take over?

[long ember]

No

America sucks

Rn

[amber wigeon]

True but we shouldn’t get into politics

[long ember]

Ik

[amber wigeon]

Jay i might have an A+ on one my exam subjects

[long ember]

Oh yay

Good job

Im in a gta club rn

[mild nacelle]

bacon?

[pulsar oak]

Apple sauce?

[rare veldt]

Chicken nuggets?

[amber wigeon]

Maple syrup idk

[pulsar oak]

No name brand?

[amber wigeon]

Idk nobody drinks it here

[pulsar oak]

There’s a brand in Canada called No Name

[amber wigeon]

I feel like there is a brand called name

[pulsar oak]

No Name’s products are just the product with some yellow packaging and the name of the product 🥹

Tomato sauce for example

[marsh prawn]

Big bag with one cookie in it

[pulsar oak]

There’s a real product like that in Canada but I’d rather not say the name

💔

[marsh prawn]

Gang what could it be

[pulsar oak]

|| Big daddy biscuits || 🥹 ✌️

It’s fr so delicious tho

[amber wigeon]

Canadians are so weird

Ya’ll eating big daddy biscuits and drinking tree blood

[pulsar oak]

Actually, at Costco, there’s this awesome drink called Naked and GOD ITS SO SWEET AND DELICIOUS

(It’s the brand of the drink and it has nothing to do with.. that. It’s called that because it uses fruits without the skin, being ‘naked’ fruits.)

[pulsar oak]

And also YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH SYRUP??

[amber wigeon]

Yes it’s overrated

[long ember]

That's in america too

[long ember]

We can agree on that

[pulsar oak]

I was wondering if it was in both

[pulsar oak]

I think it’s rated pretty well

[long ember]

Are you

[pulsar oak]

Am I what

[long ember]

In both

[pulsar oak]

🥹

Excuse me but I DONT understand what you’re saying

I’m in Canada

[long ember]

Eww

[pulsar oak]

Hey keep your opinions to yourself

I respect your opinion tho, you don’t need to like it

[long ember]

https://tenor.com/view/no-noo-nope-never-sarcastic-no-gif-4776564746551978937

[pulsar oak]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yescat-cat-nodding-nod-gif-21702876

[long ember]

No

[pulsar oak]

Awh man

[amber wigeon]

It’s just sugar with a little special flavor

But it’s treated like heavenly nectar

[pulsar oak]

Do you KNOW how long it takes to make ONE BUCKET OF SYRUP??

And REAL SYRUP is nothing compared to AMERICAN ones

I mean the other way around mb

Real syrup is tasty af

[amber wigeon]

it took millions of years to make diesel and that doesn’t taste good

[pulsar oak]

Totally a different thing twin 🥹 ✌️

[amber wigeon]

Hmmmm idk man sound the same to me

[pulsar oak]

You can get both at the gas station

[amber wigeon]

Yeah but the only thing maple syrup will fuel is my disappointment

[void kiln]

A story in two parts

[jovial flare]

My favorite thing about this is the time stamps

7:28 “atleast there’s free booze”

4 hours later….

I DUD KARAJOKE

Like

I already assume you embarrassed yourself enough

[void kiln]

It was "don't go breakin my heart" by Elton John with a girl I'd never met

[jovial flare]

😂😂😂😂

[past bison]

Sounds like a blast lmao

[jovial flare]

Did she block you

Or did she accept you for the mess that you were 😂

[void kiln]

We never got numbers or anything, I just asked her if she wanted to sing with me

[jovial flare]

Oh god 😭

[void kiln]

She was my friend's coworker

[jovial flare]

Well

I’m glad you had a good time 😭

[void kiln]

Her name was Jill I think

[jovial flare]

Man you must’ve been really into the song if you can’t remember her name

[void kiln]

Whats funny as hell is that when I'm sober I'm the most antisocial person ever

But if I get about 3 drinks into me I'm like an uncle at a wedding minus the creepyness and sexism

[jovial flare]

Alcohol tends to bring out people’s personality

[void kiln]

Shoutout to the drunken rant i had one time about being lonely and ended up quoting Moulin Rouge

[jovial flare]

I get quiet and watch everyone else’s chaos unravel and just laugh and giggle with whoever I’m next to like statler and Waldorf

And then come on here and cause problems possibly and get a little silly

[void kiln]

I need to rewatch moulin rouge

That movie was peak

[obsidian bay]

I just go on adventures and I may or may not inform people that the adventures are happening

[restive lantern]

Whats going on everyone

[full egret]

Absolutely dying rn I've got a big burn on my arm from the steamer baskets at work last week and it ITCHES so bad. But I can't actually scratch it. I just have to lightly run my finger over it to itch it 😭

It's in the shape of a damn fish too

[umbral cobalt]

I went on an adventure

And I came back with 4 chocolate rabbits

[past bison]

Chicken burger with salad from the hydroponic thing I have

It’s growing so fast I need to start consuming large amounts of salad

[manic inlet]

this is why farming became profitable instead of for sustenance

technology made yields skyrocket then mfs had more food than them and their families could eat

[umbral cobalt]

The rabbit where I am working finally went out to take a breath of fresh air after long months staying inside

🥹

[manic inlet]

adorable

[umbral cobalt]

Thank you

Breh

[past bison]

I have three salads and three pak chois growing, gonna take out one or two of both and replace them with different stuff bc I don’t want to throw perfectly good veggies away

[umbral cobalt]

Who changed my name

[past bison]

Hydroponic is really good way to grow stuff I have noticed

From 2nd of march to yesterday:

[umbral cobalt]

Yeehaw

[manic inlet]

wow

[past bison]

Fr

I had no clue it’d grow this insanely fast 💀

But I do love growing my own veggies, I have strawberry and raspberry plants on the balcony and I’ll get tomato there too from my bf’s grandpa. Also trying potatoes, carrots and for some god forsaken reason, corn

My bf wants to try to grow corn and who am I to deny the man simple pleasures in life

[void kiln]

Found an owl pellet

[manic inlet]

nice

[past bison]

Apartment farmer

[manic inlet]

hell yeah

[craggy plaza]

Floof

More floofs

[dusk phoenix]

Homer Simpson

The legend

[wraith quail]

So cute

[long ember]

Wow nice owl plet dude

[void kiln]

Thanks

[long ember]

No problem man

[west bronze]

Uhhhhhhh blueberries

That’s all for now cya

[jovial flare]

I’m feeling mischievous on a Monday

[manic inlet]

i registered for graduate classes today

[long ember]

Zach can I ask you school questions in dms

If youre even smart abt it

[manic inlet]

sure go ahead

[jovial flare]

WOOOO

[split root]

Есть русские?

[worn lily]

#📜︴rules english only server

[tawny grove]

:))

[alpine shale]

I like feet

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jummy-butler-meme-jimmy-butler-paper-gif-5377364994336871762

[dusk phoenix]

Gosh I love old bay

[jovial flare]

Don’t encourage him

[dusk phoenix]

I’m sorry it’s too good

Especially on mahi mahi

Or striped bass

Snakeheads good too

[past bison]

I have spicy old bay and I’m not sure if I like it

I need to try the og one

[amber wigeon]

8,2 on the first exam

Out of 10 btw not out of 100 dw

[jovial flare]

Dennie is literally in the top 10% of old bay users

[dusk phoenix]

Holy quacomole

I don’t blame him tho

It’s good

[past bison]

I use it for onion boils

I put cajun seasoning and a bit of spicy old bay for a bit of kick

[dusk phoenix]

I use it for crabs chicken and fish

Snakehead nuggets with old bay

[past bison]

I wanna try crab

Haven’t ever tried

[obsidian bay]

I tried it once

[past bison]

I’m so comfy rn but I gotta go and bike to the store to buy an easter egg

[obsidian bay]

tongue started swelling, throat started closing

[past bison]

Oooof

[obsidian bay]

my people 😭

[past bison]

yumm

I’ve eaten these

[obsidian bay]

crawdads

[dusk phoenix]

Hy

These are northern snakeheads their invasive here in MD

But taste really good

[past bison]

yumm

I wanna fish

I live next to the sea rn I could see what to catch from there

[amber wigeon]

Catch a flounder and eat it

[jovial flare]

That would be an allergy

[obsidian bay]

Yes.

I cannot eat crustaceans but I wanted to know how it tasted.

[jovial flare]

Imagine being able to be taken out of a crusty crustacean

[obsidian bay]

A classmate was cooking crab in home ec, so I grabbed a claw and tried it

[amber wigeon]

How did it taste?

[jovial flare]

Sweet kinda like butter

[obsidian bay]

mellow flavor

[marsh prawn]

So we both have allergies

[obsidian bay]

they slightly overcooked it

[marsh prawn]

Im allergic to gluten

[obsidian bay]

and it was a bit rubbery :C

[loud panther]

The one time I ate crawdad it was not pleasant

[jovial flare]

Then rubber

[amber wigeon]

I have no allergies 😝

[jovial flare]

I don’t think you knew how to

If it wasn’t pleasant

[obsidian bay]

but, other than rubbery, mellow flavor was nice

[marsh prawn]

Not yet you dont

[obsidian bay]

and then I needed to tell my teacher I had to go to the nurse

[amber wigeon]

My brother is allergic to melons and cucumbers so he’s missing out on the best fruits and veggies

[obsidian bay]

....and then I needed to explain to the nurse why I needed benedryl

and then I needed to call my mom and have her confirm with the nurse that it was okay

[amber wigeon]

I used to but no more

[jovial flare]

Idk I’ve always done crawdad and seafood boils along with just cooking crab in general. Lobster I don’t love all that much impressively. My favorite dish doesn’t exist anymore and it depresses me.

[obsidian bay]

......and then I needed to explain to my mom why I needed benedryl

[marsh prawn]

Bro how do you just pass an allergy

[amber wigeon]

Eating dirt

It contains all the bacteria you need

[obsidian bay]

Sometimes your body can get enough immunity built up through repeated exposure

[jovial flare]

Over time your body can change

I’ve never been allergic to anything food wise

[obsidian bay]

5 years and I am still waiting for ansel to not make me itchy

[loud panther]

They should've been decent. They were from a clean cold water canal. They just tasted awful

[obsidian bay]

rubs cat on face

[marsh prawn]

Yo does this mean i can slam every single gluteny food ever and beat celiac disease

[jovial flare]

Dirt muncher

[jovial flare]

No

[obsidian bay]

I mean yes, but no.

[jovial flare]

That seems like a terrible idea

[obsidian bay]

Like we aren't the police, we can't stop you monching food

but

it's gonna be a bad time

[marsh prawn]

If i eat even a tiny bit of gluten its an immediate hospital trip anyway

Its a tea spoon out of a gallon

[obsidian bay]

I dont think I have ever read anyone surpassing celiac

Celiac just be an endgame boss

[marsh prawn]

Or if you cut up a sandwich into 1m pieces 20 of them make me dangerously sick

[jovial flare]

You will never know the true beautiful taste of lasagna

[marsh prawn]

Ive had lasagna

[obsidian bay]

A fellow garfield.

[marsh prawn]

I still have lasagna every so often

We get gluten free one

[jovial flare]

It’s not the same

I promise you

[amber wigeon]

Lasagna is good but not the one my mom makes

[marsh prawn]

Ik ☹️

I miss morning pastries the most

[jovial flare]

Bread without gluten is just no

[marsh prawn]

Like donuts

Or kolaches

[jovial flare]

I will say

[loud panther]

Are you of the group that believes the messier lasagna is the better?

[jovial flare]

The best cookie I’ve ever had was gluten free

[jovial flare]

Like messier as in it’s not stacked correctly or messy as in I put it in a bowl?

[marsh prawn]

Thats ironic because i figured i had celiac because of a cookie

[jovial flare]

I like lasagna in layers trev

With lots of ricotta

[loud panther]

Like extra cheese and sauce to where it's difficult to eat cleanly

[jovial flare]

And extra baked noodles

With Gouda cheese

[amber wigeon]

Just swallow it in one go duh

[jovial flare]

Yes

Even though you can

[marsh prawn]

I hear people say gluten free oreos are either better or just as good as normal ones

[jovial flare]

Just open your mouth

[jovial flare]

Probably true

[loud panther]

Fren

[marsh prawn]

I dont remember when i got celiac but i know it wasnt affecting me since birth

[jovial flare]

😂

[loud panther]

I wouldn't be able to exist with celiac

[jovial flare]

There’s a really good bakery that uses no gluten and being the person I am I’m skeptical of things without gluten but I tried it and went hmmmm yes

[jovial flare]

Literally

No more anything

[obsidian bay]

the anaconda method

[jovial flare]

All the food you like gone

[obsidian bay]

unhinge your jaw

insert lasagna

swallow

[marsh prawn]

I also cant have caffeine a lot so thats also a debuff

[jovial flare]

Do you have any buffs

[loud panther]

Yeah I found out my gut is trying to off itself so that's not ideal either

[amber wigeon]

I have had too much caffeine with no effect

[marsh prawn]

No

Define buff here tho

[jovial flare]

I’ll start praying for you to get mad lore in your 20s and that you can eat pasta

[loud panther]

Does dinosaur/pokemon autism count as a buff or a debuff?

[jovial flare]

Debuff

Fu

[marsh prawn]

I can still eat pasta 😭

[amber wigeon]

Noooooooo 😔

[jovial flare]

Not good pasta

Not good pasta

Not pasta the way pasta was intended

Not freshly made

Perfectly soft

Voluptuous

Pasta

[loud panther]

Going back to this the meds are stupid expensive

[marsh prawn]

English please

[loud panther]

Like depending on how progressed it is 1500-5000 a month

[jovial flare]

Do potato’s have gluten in them?

[marsh prawn]

Sonion

[jovial flare]

And you tell me to speak English

[obsidian bay]

ADHD Debuff - but comes with unexpected buffs in certain situations

• Hyperfocusing (not at will, usually)
• Can drink coffee and then fall asleep
• Extreme resiliance (cos brain need to survive all the wibbly wobbly thoughtadventures it takes)
• excessive creativity
  • subclass of: I have none training or inkling how to do the thing but gods be damned, I know I can pull that off without any preparation
  • sub-subclass: okay maybe I should have prepared but my second effort will 100% be achievable. ggnore.

[jovial flare]

That’s a hearing aids company

[amber wigeon]

Do i have adhd?

[obsidian bay]

idk do you

[loud panther]

Tyk should I pull out the bingo card again?

[obsidian bay]

😭

[amber wigeon]

I qualify for half of these maybe even more

[obsidian bay]

Do you need me to fill it out

[jovial flare]

We can’t diagnose you with adhd

But if you drink caffeine

And it makes you relaxed or sleepy

You could be

If you ever do any form of stimulants and you get relaxed that’s another sign

[amber wigeon]

It doesn’t do anything but maybe that’s bc i’m just a chill guy

[jovial flare]

Happie😭

[loud panther]

How many squares do you fill?

[jovial flare]

“I’m just a chill guy” has me dead

[jovial flare]

Planner never helps

Your brains a mine field basically and you traverse it daily with the goal of finding serotonin to motivate you

[obsidian bay]

idk guys

what do you think

[lyric furnace]

A lot

[amber wigeon]

Not a whole lot

[obsidian bay]

add on

• must move feet intense leg jiggling at mach 8

[amber wigeon]

I did however fully fill the chill guy card

[rare veldt]

You good don’t worry

[obsidian bay]

Runner ducks are cute

[amber wigeon]

I do like to move my legs and feet

[obsidian bay]

crested ducks are sad

[amber wigeon]

I’m just a autistic chill guy who knows everything about animals

https://tenor.com/view/pes-gif-15753486815279633796

[obsidian bay]

-# did you know pigeons navigate by 'hearing' the ocean when they fly

[obsidian bay]

-# and that they can fly around 700 miles in a day

[amber wigeon]

No but now i do

[marsh prawn]

I know that some birds can sense rain

And magnetism

[obsidian bay]

-# and there is a breed of pigeons that actually cannot fly.. but they can roll across the ground

[amber wigeon]

Today i spent half an hour watching bees

[loud panther]

And now my arm is numb

[obsidian bay]

those ones are sad though, humans bred faulty flight ones and then refined it.
then named them parlour tumblers.

they have competitions... whichever one can roll the farthest wins.

[amber wigeon]

And i spent an hour learning about all eagle species on earth

[obsidian bay]

this is part of Sydneys Easter thing

its called the Pied Piper Duck Show

[amber wigeon]

I can name the majority of european reptile species except lizards bc there is a massive amount of mountain lizards and wall lizards that look exactly alike

[loud panther]

Have you seen fat bear week?

[lyric furnace]

I will literally place my phone somewhere, and then 5 seconds later I forget where I put my phone

[amber wigeon]

I’ve read my reptile guide like 30 times 😭

[cold cedar]

What’s your favorite one

[amber wigeon]

Central iberian worm lizard, blanus cinereus

It’s my own picture

[cold cedar]

That’s pretty cold

Do you have any lizards as pets

[amber wigeon]

Nah no snakes either

[cold cedar]

Would you get one if you could or do you just like looking at them

Also didn’t mean to say cold meant to say cool mb

[amber wigeon]

I would if i could but i can’t rn too expensive 😭

[cold cedar]

Dang that sucks. Would you get the central Iberian worm if you could or would you get a different one first

[amber wigeon]

Would probably get a normal lizard or a small snake

[cold cedar]

That’s pretty cool. I just like looking at them but I don’t think I would get one

Super cool to watch and stuff but I don’t think I could handle feeding it bugs and stuff

[amber wigeon]

I like looking and photographing them

[obsidian bay]

yes

I love it

[amber wigeon]

Yeah that and if you get a snake you would need to buy rays or mice quite regularly

[obsidian bay]

gone 5evr

[obsidian bay]

yesnt
bigger the snake the longer the gap between feeds

[cold cedar]

Yea I just can’t handle the feedings my brother wants a bearded dragon and I would get him one but I’m so scared of bugs so he may have to wait till I move out

[amber wigeon]

I’d still need to have dead rats in my parents freezer 😭

[cold cedar]

lol yea rats are definitely not something I want in the freezer

What’s your favorite snake

[amber wigeon]

Oooo that’s a good question

Probably the eyelash boa

[cold cedar]

I’ve never heard of that before ima look it up rq

[cold cedar]

Awww it’s so tiny

[amber wigeon]

Yeah they’re like 60 cm (2 feet) max

[cold cedar]

Aww it would be a great travel companion

[amber wigeon]

That’d be pretty hard to do tho 😭

[cold cedar]

lol probably

Im more of a dog person but I still like reptiles

I would say I like vipers a lot

[amber wigeon]

The thing is i can see a dog every day, i need to search really hard to find a wild reptile

Another picture i took

[cold cedar]

That’s true and honestly reptiles are super photogenic

Dang that’s good

[amber wigeon]

I was looking for european vipers but no turned up

[cold cedar]

Do you often go hiking to find good spots for pictures

[obsidian bay]

Good news!
Both sealable plastic baggies and paper sacks exist!

Or... And hear me out.. You can buy the meal day of feeding and just use it right off

[cold cedar]

Do you have any snakes tyk

[obsidian bay]

I understand the ick behind having multiple feeds in a freezer - but its not the snakes fault. Or you can buy live and either dispatch or stun the food and then feed the snake

[amber wigeon]

True but i won’t be having any reptiles as long as my mom lives in the house

She hates reptiles

Especially snakes

[cold cedar]

lol my mom hates them too

She was fine with the bearded dragon but that was it

[obsidian bay]

I used to, had to rehome him when I moved to EU because transporting him became a very expensive push, plus the flights were like 'oh, right no we dont transport reptiles.'

[amber wigeon]

In spain mine freaked out over a 5 inch snake 😭

[cold cedar]

That sucks what kind of snake was it

[cold cedar]

lol my mom freaked out over a garden snake she wouldn’t let my dog or my siblings outside lol

[obsidian bay]

Blue eyed leucistic ball python

[cold cedar]

Thats so cool

[obsidian bay]

#🦝︴pet-pics message
#🦝︴pet-pics message

[cold cedar]

It so pretty

[obsidian bay]

Yaaa, my boy 🥹

Quetzal

he lives with an old coworker now

[west bronze]

Uhhhhhhh pizza berry cucumbers or something

[obsidian bay]

It just went from no weather to snowing

[rare veldt]

Bro is giving you the look of “mom why we out here?”

[jovial flare]

AHHHHHHHH

I always love the dogs

The eyes kill me

[manic inlet]

doggy!

[obsidian bay]

holup

[amber wigeon]

Alps moment

Talking bout the alps i better ask if i can come with

[obsidian bay]

it snowed, rained, snowed in the space of like.. idk 10 mins earlier

[amber wigeon]

I’ve been too scared to ask 😭

[obsidian bay]

is it another dad trip?#

[amber wigeon]

Same one

But i’ve been stressing about asking for a whole week 😭

If he does say no i’ll be absolutely shattered

[obsidian bay]

ohh - I thought you'd already asked

[amber wigeon]

Nope

I’m so stupid too bc i always make plans beforehand

But the problem is normally i do it for family vacations

Bc i know for sure i will be there

But this is a weird case

Bc idk if i can come with

But my dad’s in a band with my uncle and a good friend and they get hired a few times per year

And they are going to some kind of camp in dübendorf which is right next to zurich

[cyan scroll]

I want to level up so I can talk in vc so imma yap

My ear has been hurting all day and I was getting vertigo and I laid in bed and now it’s gone 😼😼😼

[obsidian bay]

oh. I'm sorry your ears gone

where did it Gogh?

[obsidian bay]

well

no time like the present

go ask if you can tag along for some sight seeing and exploration while they do their gig

[thorny reef]

yap with meh

[cyan scroll]

I got some meat lovers pizza

[thorny reef]

how long have ya been playing the game?

[cyan scroll]

I played years ago for a while but I just got back into it on pc

[thorny reef]

oh nice

[cyan scroll]

Wbu

[thorny reef]

[how long have u been playing it on pc]

[thorny reef]

abt 2 ish yrs

[cyan scroll]

Oh nice

U wanna hop in a vc and play?

[thorny reef]

how the hell am i still getting msgs

tf 🥀

[thorny reef]

can play but cant vc

[amber wigeon]

I should yeah

[thorny reef]

fish walk

[somber charm]

yo guys I got a question abt a grind

[rare veldt]

I recommend either going to The Great One channel or go to the Help and Tips channel

[past bison]

Holy moly I’m sleepy deluxe

[pale shale]

Scotland might've been beaten by Cote d'Ivore but England got beat by Japan so we're all good over here, as long as England lost their match, us Scots win🥹

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[past bison]

Nami climbed up my leg to my knee and I had to pick her up 💀

[rare veldt]

What game?

[rare veldt]

Damn!

[pale shale]

they just played today it was a friendly

[rare veldt]

Pregnant snow leopard is getting restless

[pale shale]

oh you mean sport? football, lol

[rare veldt]

Ah

[past bison]

I haven’t picked her up in over a month to make sure I don’t hurt her babies but now she gave me no choice

[pale shale]

we played well second half

[rare veldt]

For some reason, my brain thought it was rugby😭

[pale shale]

just couldnt get back in the game unfortunately

[pale shale]

probably because the six nations isnt long finished lol

[rare veldt]

Ja….

[rare veldt]

Good chance

[past bison]

Now she’s running around screaming like pls

[rare veldt]

I can’t wait to see my boys play again

[pale shale]

i missed the six nations this year

just kept forgetting

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-oh-my-god-wow-gasp-gagged-gif-13441532916330989896

[rare veldt]

😭🙏

[pale shale]

i dont really know what app to download to get updates on when international rugby is happening

[rare veldt]

Valid

[pale shale]

its much easier to find when the football is online through alerts lol

[rare veldt]

I wait for my dad to tell me that South Africa is playing and then I watch

[rare veldt]

Ja unfortunately, I’ve just never liked the sport enough to watch it😔

[pale shale]

are the Springboks less rude than the old teams that used to play for South Africa lmao

[rare veldt]

Ja

Right, upstanding boys

[pale shale]

i remember how testy the older teams were with the refs

[past bison]

Sweden is playing against some other country rn and they made a goal while ago and out neighbors screamed like insane

[rare veldt]

Most of the rugby teams have cleaned their game up now, cause they know how easy it is to get a red card😬🤣

[pale shale]

Sweden 3-2 poland great match to watch

so much skill on that swedish side these days

[rare veldt]

Good work to Sweden

Am I correct in thinking that Germany used to be good and now is no longer as good?

[pale shale]

lmao, do you remember Doddie Weir?

[past bison]

Istg I cannot have more goals I thought they were straight up killing each other above us 💀

[rare veldt]

Because I have some German friends and they were very angry about how Germany was playing

[pale shale]

you guys just qualified for the world cup

[rare veldt]

If I heard the name pronounced out loud, I probably would recognise it unfortunately I’m not great with recognition of words or names via text😭😔

[past bison]

Ah so more matches in the future

[pale shale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ae1r0YjTgss?si=s_kQ_zXWg2M6kjHt this is doddie

[past bison]

They also watch ice hockey bc they screamed at the olympics too

[rare veldt]

But I do know that back in the day that the dudes would literally punch each other in the face during scrum and they would badmouth the referee since they didn’t have anything to capture it

[pale shale]

possibly several, but you did only qualify through the elimination stages so you may be put out rather quick depending on your group stage

[rare veldt]

Now I just need the ability to access links😭🙏

[pale shale]

i watched that too it was amazing

[past bison]

I hope so lmaoo

[pale shale]

still not happy that every single hockey tourney ended with a north american final... even the para hockey

[past bison]

I didn’t even know but my bf just came home and I told about the screaming concerned for domestic issues but he was like ah they just scream at football and ice hockey

[rare veldt]

But a weird flex that I have is I was bitten by the then Springbok captains daughter in kindergarten

South Africa is a strange place

Weird goes all the time

[pale shale]

my cousin went over and a lion wandered into the town they were in and they got put on lockdown lmfao

anything will go on in South Africa because it can

[rare veldt]

Frfr

My one friend, when he was young, used to jump on bulls and ride them

And a wee bit ago, he jumped on a crocodile with his one friend and caught it🤣

[amber wigeon]

We better win this year

I’m pretty sure the netherlands is considered the best country to never win it

[jovial flare]

You don’t

If I ever go back out to the ranch for you I’ll send you a very very funny video

[jovial flare]

Mildly traumatizing probably

But Jerry when we Texans are typically of the ripe age of 4 and country we do a beautiful thing called mutton busting which is grabbing and holding onto a sheep. Another one is where a bunch of kids have to catch the sheep which is alternatively funnier because you watch a bunch of kids between 5-13 typically maybe a little older try to wrangle some sheep.

Bull riding is for the phew who wanna do it, I really love bronco riding.

It’s only scary if you get knocked off and don’t get your feet out of the stirs because then your dangling from a horse like a piñata

[mossy badge]

Except us poor Texans, we have to wrangle a hog and try not to get hurt

[lyric furnace]

I remember doing that at summer camp

[jovial flare]

Grab it from the back and slit its throat

I used to have a picture of my English teacher wrestling a hog 😂

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[manic inlet]

sigh

[manic inlet]

thanketh potter

[jovial flare]

Ye Arth welcome

[jagged sierra]

Spear

[void kiln]

Showing my little brother the X-files for the first time

[red pebble]

yikes

[west bronze]

Just stick em in the vice and straighten em up totally fine

[jovial flare]

Some lady said Fort Worth and Dallas are the same @mossy badge

[dapper viper]

Got this last deer season but don’t know what I should do with it. Any ideas?

[jovial flare]

Put it up somewhere random and see what you get

Maybe behind an Arby’s

[dapper viper]

Good idea. I might ask my neighbor who has a lot of land if i could put it up there

[proper beacon]

Be honest is Hotel California a good song

[mossy badge]

Does salt taste salty?

[proper beacon]

No

He says it’s a lovely place

[jovial flare]

No

Not really

Is it good

Debatable

Is it iconic though

Yes

Yes it is

[proper beacon]

How I feel right now

[jovial flare]

Like there’s a lot of songs that I think are objectively overused which makes them kinda eh but like inherently there good.

Like American pie by don mcleans a classic

Everyone knows it

Everyone has already listened to it a billion times

So it’s kinda just eh

[proper beacon]

I see

What about the song?

California dreamin

[long ember]

Mama's and papa's

Fire song

California is not it btw

And Anthony kieldis or however his last name is spelt is an awful person

If you were talking abt rhcp

[mossy badge]

California dreamin' on such a Winters daaaaaaaayyy

[tawny grove]

First bundle is finally diminishing, a flower fell off when I messed with it ❤️ other one is going strong for now

[jovial flare]

Hey doesn’t mean I don’t like it

[past bison]

Trying our new rice cooker for the first time

Gonna make chicken tikka masala with basmati rice

[white quail]

Dang bro.

[solemn imp]

I already no feel good bc of them

[white quail]

What's your job?

[solemn imp]

Shophand

[long ember]

I am POOPEDD

Deep cleaned

I vacuumed again bc I cleaned up cleos area AGAIN

Then I got the vacuum clogged

And then I cleaned her dishes

And I scrubbed her litter box + forage bin

[amber wigeon]

My sister had her wisdom teeth removed this morning

Lets hope the doctors didn’t pull a prank on us and pull a different tooth

[jovial flare]

She’s just gonna be loopie for a while might say some things she won’t remeber and will be happy to be eating yogurt for a couple of days

[atomic ore]

Pipe or filter?

[amber wigeon]

No she just had them pulled they were coming through

So no anesthesia was used

Just some local pain injections

[jovial flare]

Oh I feel terrible for her

That’s worse

[amber wigeon]

She said it doesn’t even hurt anymore

She can already eat solid food again

[jovial flare]

You see for me it took me about 3-4 days to be able to eat solid foods and then after that I got a spongey infection that I had to take antibiotics for which sucked.

[void kiln]

My convenience store is 13 years too late

[obsidian bay]

I wonder if the batteries in them even work anymore

those are sooooo old

[jovial flare]

What the heck is compliments raisin

[void kiln]

"Compliments" is a Canadian food brand and "rasin" is French for grape. In canada almost everything is bilingual

So you basically saw the french side of a bottle of grape flavoured pop

[void kiln]

I think its just a normal toothbrush and not an electric one

[obsidian bay]

I must google

[obsidian bay]

same brush right?

ebay out here scamming folks

but also... form 2012

2012

[west bronze]

$18 for a toothbrush is insane

[marsh prawn]

probably has like 20$ shipping too

[void kiln]

Yep

[craggy plaza]

Uno didnt make it😞

Ofc my favorite one died😭

[void kiln]

C'est la vie

Death is an inevitability, but it doesn't have to be an evil one

[obsidian bay]

Nooo I'm sory :C

[west bronze]

How’s everyone doing today

[craggy plaza]

Ik but she was so active😭

I won't expecting it at all😞

[void kiln]

And that is what makes life beautiful

Is that at any moment it may be gone

[west bronze]

Bruh

[void kiln]

May she rest in peace

[west bronze]

The amount of laziness

It looks like a 4 year old built this house

[obsidian bay]

super full, just ate a bangin quesadilla

[west bronze]

Heck ya that’s what’s up

[obsidian bay]

what is this wire management 😭

[west bronze]

Not to mention 4 missed nails

And around 6 screws missed that they just left in there

That’s just one corner btw lol

[worn lily]

that’s for the mice to sharpen their teeth with😂

[obsidian bay]

😭

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

PLEASE LET IT BE A APRIL FOOLS JOKE

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

[rare veldt]

Warhammer 40 K be like

[atomic ore]

Well it’s Canada what did you expect?

[craggy plaza]

Its not😞

[amber wigeon]

I’m sad now

Any idea as to why it didn’t make it?

[craggy plaza]

No clue tbh

She was active and appeared healthy

[long ember]

Pipe

[oblique jewel]

@ruby wave are you available

[jovial flare]

Ew

[oblique jewel]

Does your apex connect work on the angler on ps5?

[jovial flare]

Your doing great

[oblique jewel]

mine says connect to apex connect to view challenges but i’m logged in lol

[west bronze]

Not my work

lol

[jovial flare]

Hey listen we don’t judge

[west bronze]

Lmao

[craggy plaza]

First peaches are growing

Also the snowballs are growing

[long ember]

@obsidian bay popcorn

[obsidian bay]

im dyinggggg i miss baby buns like this

[craggy plaza]

Ill try to update every 2 days

Depends on how fast it grows

[open halo]

I hurt myself again

[pulsar oak]

Well why’d you do that 🥹

[open halo]

Idk

Hamstring curls on a light weight and I felt a bubble in the back of my knee

[craggy plaza]

Pic of outside right as lightning flashed

That's outside at the moment 🤣

In all seriousness I've already seen 24 flashes in 13 minutes 💀

Hell of a storm

[marsh prawn]

@serene radish

[long ember]

My favorite Instagram account

@amber wigeon

[lavish marsh]

Cheese

[jovial flare]

That is cheese

[amber wigeon]

Poor little dude had a nightmare

[long ember]

Ill give you nightmares

[amber wigeon]

How?

[rare veldt]

I want one🥹

[long ember]

Ill infect your dreams

Ez

[rare veldt]

Jay, you are a strange and terrifying lady

[amber wigeon]

I don’t dream lol

[rare veldt]

Everybody dream whether or not you remember is the question

[long ember]

Im not

[long ember]

I dont rlly

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lol-xd-gif-6972117878448025061

Sure, buddy

[amber wigeon]

I have to go now

[rare veldt]

🫡

[long ember]

Don't stay safe

[rare veldt]

You see this is what I mean

[amber wigeon]

Too late i made it safely

[long ember]

Shucks

Twd pisses me off

[rare veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1488818411373985912/image0.gif

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/2-gif-7749019966943875056

Do you want me to get hurt?

[long ember]

The walking dead

Show

[long ember]

Id never

Eating seaweed

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-oh-really-lies-why-you-always-lying-stop-lying-gif-7432913009127585308

[west bronze]

I’m so hungry

But no food in pantry

[obsidian bay]

I found you guys a snail

[past bison]

Snigel!

That’s snail in swedish and I feel like it’s perfect word for a snail

[obsidian bay]

Oooh yes

[amber wigeon]

We call it a slak

Pronounced slock

[past bison]

@rare veldt the muflons have not moved in two weeks lmao

[rare veldt]

They like it there lol

[amber wigeon]

Sheepies

[obsidian bay]

Superior to German word: Schnecke

I'm also mad because Schnecke also means Slug

BUT SLUGS AND SNAILS ARE NOT THE SAME

[past bison]

They evidently do xD

There was a fresh baby too

[past bison]

Same in swedish

In finnish they have different names

[obsidian bay]

WHY CANT THEY HAVE TWO NAMEEEES

[rare veldt]

Ooo that is awesome

[past bison]

Frrr

I’m gonna start calling them snigel med hus and snigel utan hus so people shall know one has a house and one does not

[obsidian bay]

lmao perfect

Schnecke mit haus/ohne haus

what are they, in finnish?

LOOK at this teensy one I found in the fall

He was about the size of a .02 cent euro coin

it took him like a whole minute to reverse direction

[long ember]

Snails are awesome

[amber wigeon]

We call slugs naked snails

[obsidian bay]

😭

I found a cool caterpillar last year too

Apparently they stay catepillar for like... 4 years or so

[amber wigeon]

I see those quite a lot in summer

[amber wigeon]

Get like 10 cm long too

[obsidian bay]

Lucky! You must have good habitat for them where you are - they're super uncommon according to google

[amber wigeon]

They like willow trees and i live in a part of the country that was man made so water loving trees like willows settled first

We call the willow boring moths

[obsidian bay]

Goat Moths 😄

because the caterpillars stink a bit like goats

[amber wigeon]

True 😭

[obsidian bay]

they'e very pretty

[amber wigeon]

Almost invisible

[obsidian bay]

The adults dont have mouths 😄

[amber wigeon]

They don’t have a little straw mouth?

[obsidian bay]

They do not have a functional mouth

they cannot eat once they pupate into a moth

Literally grow up, pupate, make babies, die.

[craggy plaza]

They breed an die💀😭

[craggy plaza]

Ye

[past bison]

Snail is kotilo and slug is etana

Kotilo has the word koti in it and it means home so I’d like to think it means the shell

[past bison]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[real kindle]

me have one of dose

it go brrrrrrr

[obsidian bay]

Ouch

Right in my youth

[real kindle]

unc

[reef pilot]

Siema gra ktoś z polski?

[real kindle]

no

[obsidian bay]

Some people are yes, but do please use English per the server rules.

[real kindle]

brrrrrrrr

[reef pilot]

I'll be able to speak English without any problems. Can anyone play here from Polish? Send me a private message.

[obsidian bay]

That said you may have better luck asking the people in #🦌︴find-a-game - that's where people usually go to group up

[reef pilot]

Ok

Thank you

[real kindle]

||+

[real kindle]

OK THAT WAS NOT MEANT TO LOOK LIKE THE TWIN TOWERS,

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ON MY KEYBOARD

ISWEAR

[real kindle]

holy refrence

[past bison]

@lavish marsh I’m making drömtårta tomorrow

Lemon flavored

[lavish marsh]

Omg

LEMON FLAVOURED?

Like the filling??

[past bison]

Yes

[lavish marsh]

You have to show me

[obsidian bay]

Please picture all the stages for the class

[lavish marsh]

My last attemt

[past bison]

It is supposed to look like this but I’m sure it will not

[real kindle]

:p

[lavish marsh]

Omg

[past bison]

I shall

[lavish marsh]

Easter drömtårta

[past bison]

We’re going to my bf’s grandparents on saturday so I want to bake something eastery

[obsidian bay]

Also yall help me choose
I apparently reached the end of duolingos German content.

Obvs im gonna continue maintaining but let's bring another language into the mix

[lavish marsh]

Swedish

☺️

[past bison]

I mean there is only one option

[past bison]

This

[obsidian bay]

Options:

• Chinese
• Finnish
• Scottish
• Swedish

[lavish marsh]

I love finnish and tried learning it for a while

But

[past bison]

Finnish will make you want to rip your eyelashes off one by one

[lavish marsh]

Yeah that

[obsidian bay]

Fair. I watched someone count in it and it stressed me out.

[lavish marsh]

Swedish we can help you with 😎

[obsidian bay]

Hmm.... true....

[past bison]

Swedish is germanic afaik so it could be easier

[lavish marsh]

And who knows if you might visit here in the future

[past bison]

Finnish is so entirely different than anything else

[lavish marsh]

Learning german when knowing swedish is easy I've heard

Quite a bit of similar words

[past bison]

I need to get out and go to buy myself a new top for easter too

Found a cute pastel shirt at lager so now I need to go get it but I’m so comfy rn

[lavish marsh]

I have a lager tshirt on me rn

Banger

But quality is ehhh

[past bison]

Lager’s pajama is the best thing in the whole world

And their basic tees are nice too

[lavish marsh]

Oversized tee from there is very peak

Pajama I wouldn't know

[obsidian bay]

Given the first two lessons I blasted through just now it felt like funny sounding german

[lavish marsh]

Hehe

[past bison]

I used my bf’s shirts as oversized but rn they’re more like sized

[obsidian bay]

Imagine.. learn German but sound Swede.

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[lavish marsh]

I don't have a bf 💔 so I buy oversized stuff to make people think I do 😎

[past bison]

Valid

[lavish marsh]

Not really they're just comfier

[past bison]

They are

Before I had a bf I bought mens tees sometimes bc oversized is so nice

[lavish marsh]

So real

Where did you buy a bf

[past bison]

Discord

[lavish marsh]

🧐

[past bison]

I met him on a server with 250k people

[lavish marsh]

Gah dayum

[past bison]

I was like hmm this man looks cute and also very swedish

He indeed was both

[lavish marsh]

Idk where to find men cause all of mine was from school

I no longer study

[past bison]

He dmd me bc he wanted to see my dogs

[lavish marsh]

Dogs

[past bison]

I had two

[lavish marsh]

Usually you have 10

[past bison]

And I sent him an awful pic too

[past bison]

[lavish marsh]

Oooo

Pink spitz

[past bison]

I dyed her tail with conditioner xD

[lavish marsh]

Actually I don't blame you for having only two

Who has 10 dogs smh

[past bison]

I would have dyed the smaller one’s too but she was a show dog so I had to keep her white

[lavish marsh]

Aww

[past bison]

My mom’s friend

[lavish marsh]

🦶🦶

[past bison]

[lavish marsh]

I have 11

[past bison]

Diabolical

[lavish marsh]

It was a pain when skiing

[past bison]

Got a spare

[past bison]

I mean skiing is a pain to begin with

[lavish marsh]

I didn't think of ordering shoes for extra wide feet

[past bison]

Okay so should I also go stadium outlet and get my bf a new hoodie

He needs one ngl

[lavish marsh]

Extra pain when bones in your feet are being crushed against each othe :(