🦝︴off-topic

[obsidian bay]

she wants spayed.

[past bison]

Bout to neuter me like a cat (if I get over the iv thing)

[past bison]

Yes

[obsidian bay]

(honestly, just yoink the ALL of it out for me. I'm tired of this, grandpa)

[past bison]

[west bronze]

My bad I’m kinda dumb that’s that Mississippi education coming out

[past bison]

Frr

[past bison]

Lmaoo no worries xD

[west bronze]

And I can’t smoke either I think : (

[obsidian bay]

to be fair, it's more commonly called 'hysterectomy' in the states -
even when its not just that

[obsidian bay]

anything that makes a suction sensation
no ciggies, no straws, no slurping

[west bronze]

Have I shown you my xray?

[obsidian bay]

no but I'm all about it (if the personal data is hidden/cropped)

[west bronze]

I PROMISE MY TEETH ARENT CROOKED THE WEIRD MOUTH PIECE THEY HAVE ME BITE DOWN ON WAS SO WEIRD

[obsidian bay]

no self doxxing, we too big of a medium game community to risk allat

LOL

the lead bit?

[obsidian bay]

TWINNNNNNNN

[west bronze]

My wonderful wisdom teeth yayyyy

[obsidian bay]

except all four of mine were doing the diagonal interlock

you got like.. either one normie or one non-existant

[west bronze]

Like I used a water pick last night and the food that came out of the little gum flap was just 🤮

[obsidian bay]

lmao

[west bronze]

Like I don’t gag at much but I did that

[rare veldt]

Brother those things be going every which way

[west bronze]

Lmaoooooo

[obsidian bay]

tonsil stone removal is what gets me

thankfully dont have them often

[west bronze]

How you doing today Jerry?

[west bronze]

Oh god no 🤮

[obsidian bay]

but oh my goddddds. I'd rather eat fresh lava

[rare veldt]

Good thank you yourself besides obviously the wisdom teeth

[west bronze]

Good to hear brother, I’m doing good

Also had a piece of bone/tooth come out of my gums last night 🫠

[rare veldt]

Damn!!!

[rare veldt]

Nice

[jovial flare]

You’ll do fine

[marsh prawn]

Hold your fingers on your thumb very hard

[rare veldt]

Don’t die on us brother🙏

[marsh prawn]

It removes gag reflex

[west bronze]

Thank you for the positivity

[west bronze]

I won’t bro 😎

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/zuh-cat-side-eye-stare-cat-staring-ca-gif-7404392670733848800

[west bronze]

My buddy would miss me too much

[rare veldt]

🫡😎

[jovial flare]

I had mine removed they just made me super high and I was knocked out 10 seconds later wokeup an my teeth were gone. I then stumbled my way up to my bed room and passed out.

[rare veldt]

Bro the dog is so cool🔥

[past bison]

This does help

[jovial flare]

You just gotta eat like a lot of yogurt for a bit

[marsh prawn]

Im 15 btw ✌️

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[west bronze]

Lmaoooo my grandma said if I’m awake she’s gonna emotionally torment me the entire way 😭

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-underwater-gif-16330202956106689018

[jovial flare]

I think your grandmas evil 😭

[west bronze]

She said she’s gonna try to confuse me and make me cry

[jovial flare]

😂

[west bronze]

I was like uhhh good luck I guess lmao

[rare veldt]

Bro your grandma sounds like a gangster

[jovial flare]

Jerry 😭

[west bronze]

She’s hilarious bro

[rare veldt]

Lmao I bet

[obsidian bay]

hoenstly if they get you hard enough with the meds, you'll wake up confused

Trust ✌️

[jovial flare]

I don’t remeber what I said I think I was devious

I assume I swore a lot

[rare veldt]

What some grandma‘s just be like that bro they built different🥹

[west bronze]

On the itemized bill it’s $600 for the anesthesia so I assume ima be out like a light lol

[jovial flare]

Mines Texas tough yet sweet as Iced tea 😭

[rare veldt]

Lol

[jovial flare]

Your gonna count to 10 and you should be gone

The IV is the anesthesia

Which doesn’t hurt

If you have small veins it can be kinda annoying

[rare veldt]

Hot damn

[west bronze]

I got them big honkin veins

[obsidian bay]

I mentioned earlier, I just cried like a bihh

[jovial flare]

Her insurance should help with that

[rare veldt]

I can feel one of my wisdom teeth the damn thing feels sideways

[jovial flare]

Tyk 😭

[rare veldt]

Hopefully

[obsidian bay]

No pain! Just anesthesia side effect

[jovial flare]

I’m dead 😂

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[west bronze]

I’m a guy😭 and I don’t have insurance it’s cash pay lol

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-what-smile-whut-weird-stare-gif-16592004

[obsidian bay]

Cast yer eyes upon a project

[jovial flare]

Oooo

[west bronze]

Pretty!

[rare veldt]

Three seconds is all it took for someone to miss gender you my goodness cooking😭🙏

[west bronze]

Lmaoooooo

[rare veldt]

Yo nice!

i’m waiting till I have a acquired another deer spine so I can finish a project

[west bronze]

My dog is being especially clingy today

[rare veldt]

Bro is like “papa I know you going somewhere please don’t go without me”

[west bronze]

Lmaoooo bring my dog to the dentist

“He’s my ride he has to stay”

[rare veldt]

😂

Little bro gonna drive the truck back home

Onwards to play the game low-key gotta get me another diamond🙏

[obsidian bay]

you got this!

[west bronze]

Real lol

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[west bronze]

Bro I just realized why my chest is sore I put some boxes up in the attic and kept having to do pull-ups with boxes n crap because the attic ladder is broken 3/4 of the way up😭😭😭

I’m 250 pounds btw💀

[rare veldt]

Brother was doing his workout and didn’t even know it🤣

[west bronze]

I honestly didn’t know I could but I knew them dang boxes were going up there one way or another lol

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/based-gigachad-chad-gif-23901955

[obsidian bay]

I'll be back, gucci gang

I gotta go skin some taters

and chop'em up for boiling

and then shepherds pie assemble

[muted beacon]

Anyone wanna troll on japan in fishing planet

[tawny grove]

Both have opened now yayy :)

[past bison]

Oo I wanna try cross stitch

[obsidian bay]

Its a soothing as crochet/knitting, but even slower haha

My BEST day was 500 stitches

My hands hurt the next day

[past bison]

Damn xD

[craggy plaza]

Acorns on a oak tree?

It kinda looks like chestnut oak

[obsidian bay]

Yes

[craggy plaza]

For the non tree nerds this is a chestnut oak👍

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[void kiln]

Protec the Lil uns

[obsidian bay]

bruh google be listening

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PJZfaUWYKhA

[long ember]

I did this last night by accident idk if I sent it

[lavish marsh]

I had so many of these after removing my teeth it was HELLLLL

[amber wigeon]

Killed him and broke your car

[long ember]

Actually that is a car I stole

Bc i popped both my back tires on my actual car

And I have like $350

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[pulsar oak]

Jay, you can’t park there.

[long ember]

I'll park where I want

Thanks

[pulsar oak]

Oh fine

😔

I’m going to the zoo tomorrow I’m so excited

[rare veldt]

Jay I’m sorry to say but you can’t park there bro🥹

[long ember]

I WILL PARK WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT JERRY

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/zuh-cat-side-eye-stare-cat-staring-ca-gif-7404392670733848800

[pulsar oak]

-# psst… Jay

-# You can’t park there…

👀

[craggy plaza]

Gng

[obsidian bay]

rip you

[rare veldt]

Comp tomorrow!!!!

And then day after hunting😌

[long ember]

Ross the boss died yesterday

Rest in peace

[west bronze]

Rip

[pulsar oak]

Pretty flowers twin :0

This hot chocolate is so good bro

[wraith quail]

Wish I had one too

Is it still cold outside where you live?

[pulsar oak]

Hell yeah bro -14

Celsius

[wraith quail]

Hell naw

[pulsar oak]

Hot chocolate is one of the only things I’ve had today 🥹

[wraith quail]

I'm so glad winter is over over here

[pulsar oak]

Hah

You’re funny

It officially ended on the 20th

Buuuuut

The temperature did not

The maximum it’s gonna be tomorrow is 1 degree

[wraith quail]

It's been +20 for a few days already with sunshine and everything

[pulsar oak]

Damn

Wanna switch twin? 🥹 /j

[wraith quail]

Gotta love the gulf stream

[pulsar oak]

😔

[pulsar oak]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yescat-cat-nodding-nod-gif-21702876

[rapid pike]

Some inchresting news https://deerassociation.com/the-guts-of-predatory-cats-can-destroy-cwd-prions/

[manic inlet]

given that CWD levels in deer and elk are considerably lower after feline predators like mtn lions and bobcats are introduced I am not shocked

but this is indeed very very inchresting

[craggy plaza]

They are hatching 💓

[jovial flare]

As a tree nerd that is indeed cool

[wraith quail]

What kind of birds are those?

[craggy plaza]

Bantum

[pulsar oak]

IM EXCITED :]

[craggy plaza]

The camera unfocused at the worse time 😭

Still so happy!

[ruby wave]

Was gonna say no offense but your camera work needs work lol

[wraith goblet]

Push little one, push!

[craggy plaza]

Im guessing that the moment caused it to unfocus lmao

[modern axle]

hey tyk im giving you money for dlcs why be so mean

[obsidian bay]

Pretty certain I'm not being mean - I just asked you to not spam all the channels.

also you aren'T giving me any money 🫠

[modern axle]

whatevs ive just been playing the game forever, trying to prove to my friends im good cuase ive got 5,760,000 and i wanted company here to hunt geese with me @obsidian bay ps. sorry for pinging you

[obsidian bay]

No worries on pings.
I don't hear them because Do Not Disturb is my savior
-# So many notification sounds are silenced

Company is absolutely doable!
Are you in NA, EU? Elsewhere? because there are definitely more times when people will be active versus inactive in certain channels

[pulsar oak]

soup

[obsidian bay]

@rare veldt 👆

[void kiln]

Reading through one of my dad's old copies of OMNI magazine. (This one has George RR Martin's first ever story published in it)

[pulsar oak]

NOO JERRY IS GONNA DRINK/EAT THE SOUP 😭 😭

[wraith quail]

I love this

I love frogs ♥️

[long ember]

I have 1

[marsh prawn]

I like how this implies thats literally everything you did over the weekend

You just woke up

Atw

Existed

Bathroom

Existed

Slept

[jovial flare]

What acid trip fantasy land is this

[wraith quail]

Sophisticated brainrot

[void kiln]

OMNI magazine my dude. It's like heavy metal magazine turned scifi

I should get a subscription to heavymetal now that I think about it

[worn lily]

that’s really cool, love the supra ad, thanks for sharing 🔥

[void kiln]

Np! The story that George R R Martin wrote in it was really good too

[mossy badge]

Atlantis

[rare veldt]

Lmao so cute 🥹

[jovial flare]

And I bet you’ll still miss those geese

As for me

I think I’ll nail em

(No I’m still not over this shot )

[jovial flare]

Zilla you just unlocked a whole new world with heavy metal lmao

The bomber scene in that is probably my favorite

But hear me out

Wizards 1977

[void kiln]

Its the soundtrack that truly is my favorite part

[jovial flare]

Every pothead knows it well

[long ember]

Dude who has watched the brave little toaster??

I kinda wanna rewatch it

[obsidian bay]

RIGHT

[obsidian bay]

But of course

[obsidian bay]

He called the soup cute

[rare veldt]

Little bro hiding in a cup😭🙏

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-gif-18553963

Make it interesting at least😒

[long ember]

Nop

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-battle-magician-nice-argument-fireball-punkeydoodles8-gif-16383972292825395645

[long ember]

Jerry dint press charges

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-orange-surprised-gif-23307587

I’m too chill for that

[long ember]

Sure

[long ember]

Whenever I see a crying emoji on something ik its seamus

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[past bison]

I need to get ready but laying on the sofa is so comfy

We going to stockholm bc I wanted one spesific fast food burger for my birthday and the closest one is there 💀

Also

All of you need to see Bamse

The one thing I asked for was a jellycat pigeon

[rare veldt]

Is your birthday today?

[past bison]

It sure is

I am yet another year older

[rare veldt]

Happy birthday!!! 🥳

[past bison]

Thank youu

[rare veldt]

Np 😂🔥

[past bison]

I got a new expensive af blush from my bf gotta try it todayy

[rare veldt]

Nice!

I’m off to competition soon have a great rest of your day!!!

[long ember]

Happy bday tox

[past bison]

Tyy

[long ember]

Ofc

[past bison]

Eyy hope you do great and have fun and thank you

[rare veldt]

Thanks!!!

[past bison]

Omg I got a coupon on the app of my fave coffee shop I get any drink free bc birthday

[amber wigeon]

I might still have a chance to go the switzerland

I just need to ask really nicely

there’s so much stuff i can see there i need to go 😭

Rock ptarmigan, glacier, lammergeier, ibex and chamois

[past bison]

The ibex has such a cute little face

[amber wigeon]

I’d still rather not get into a battle with a big one 😭

This makes them a lot less cute

Walking wall of goat

[past bison]

Fr xD

[amber wigeon]

<@&393042322499305473> he’s been hacked

[lavish marsh]

Bruh I was on it hoping I'd be quick enough for no one to catch it

😭😔

[amber wigeon]

Sorry 😭

[slim isle]

And now you've ruined it

[amber wigeon]

No please i didn’t mean to 😢

[past bison]

<@&393042322499305473>

[slim isle]

Get that out indeed

[onyx hare]

Bully dropped 🙌

[west bronze]

Brother I need a new mattress asap

This one has seen it’s better days

[ruby wave]

Why did I spend close to $300 Canadian smackeroos on games that I'll never play just to add to a digital collection I just like to look at? Must be OCD or something

[pulsar oak]

-# Smackeroos

Also I’ve done the same thing twin 🥹

[long ember]

What the hell

[long ember]

To go the Switzerland

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-gif-25239410

[amber wigeon]

Go feed the murder bunny or something leave me alone 😢

[split drum]

I MADE IT OUT ALIVE! (I got lost in the woods for ~2 hours)

[amber wigeon]

I don’t reccomend that

[split drum]

I was turkey hunting.

[amber wigeon]

Did you find any turkeys?

[craggy plaza]

Floof ball update

[void kiln]

Mfw I can't send the gif of the guy from monster house eating

[craggy plaza]

Ik exactly what your talking about🤣😭

Woudda been funny af🤣

[long ember]

No

[amber wigeon]

I’m not gonna let you see my pictures if i do go to switzerland

[long ember]

Okay I pet cleo but she's under my bed so it started to hurt my back and arm

She was enjoying them

She literally just refuses to come out so I can pet her properly

[long ember]

Sure

I have a mela croc

🥰🥰

[amber wigeon]

I’m gonna steal the bunny

[long ember]

No

[amber wigeon]

Yes

[long ember]

No ur jealous

[split drum]

No, they aren't talking

[amber wigeon]

Jealous of what

[amber wigeon]

Dang

[long ember]

My bunny n croc

[amber wigeon]

Idk what you mean i have your bunny right here

[long ember]

No

[amber wigeon]

Yes i do

[long ember]

No

[amber wigeon]

Did a switcharoo

[long ember]

Liar happie

[amber wigeon]

Nuh uh i have cleo

You can have her if you stop bullying me

[obsidian bay]

idk what you mean

I have Cleo

[past bison]

We’re finally home and I’m dead af

[rare veldt]

Oof

[amber wigeon]

Jay is always bullying me 😢

[long ember]

Literally a lie

[long ember]

She is under my bed still

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-fall-apart-skeleton-burst-pop-skeleton-exploding-gif-25434496

[amber wigeon]

Nuh uh 😔

[amber wigeon]

Ik i just wanted you to stop bullying me

[long ember]

Oh okay

Well now I'm gonna bully you more

I dont like liars

[rare veldt]

Brother do you want to know where the crocodile lives

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-sad-gif-11498011059624046168

[amber wigeon]

On the coast on emerald coast

[rare veldt]

That be true

Took me like eight hours to get one

But I think I got lucky

[long ember]

A mela?

It took me like an hour

[long ember]

I got lucky

Heh

[amber wigeon]

I have a bunch of piebalds, a few light browns and a big leucistic

In a few thousand kills

[rare veldt]

Crocodiles are easy to grind so I think you shall get one soon

[amber wigeon]

True

[amber wigeon]

First time i’ve even seen you play cotw

[long ember]

I have a bunch of trophies

You butt wipe

[amber wigeon]

How many diamonds?

[long ember]

I dont know exactly

Id have to count

[amber wigeon]

You can see in the hunting profile how many diamonds

I have 358

[rare veldt]

That’s a real nice one good work

[obsidian bay]

Careful - she'll spot the weakness and go for th ekill

[rare veldt]

Yip

[long ember]

Well dont tell him

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-kitty-kawaii-gif-11246754498393089862

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-mad-dead-serious-funny-face-gif-15086435

[amber wigeon]

She called me butt wipe punish her

[rare veldt]

Jay right now

[long ember]

It isnt bad

[amber wigeon]

Well it’s not good

[long ember]

Ur bad

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/zuh-cat-side-eye-stare-cat-staring-ca-gif-7404392670733848800

[long ember]

Not good

[amber wigeon]

Ur mean

And stupid

And your rabbit is stinky

[long ember]

Ur European

[amber wigeon]

Ik so cool

[long ember]

So gross**

[amber wigeon]

Tell me why it’s gross please

[long ember]

You're there

Nasty

[amber wigeon]

I’m going to america in a year

[long ember]

@obsidian bay cleo is grooming my pillow?

[long ember]

Yikes

[amber wigeon]

Can’t make it any grosser at this point bc you and your stupid little bunny are there

[long ember]

Wowww

I see how it is

Ill just cry myself to sleep

[amber wigeon]

No i didn’t mean it sorry

Arguing is exhausting lets be friends

Look at this beautiful picture i took

[obsidian bay]

she might chomp it a bit

[long ember]

#🖼️︴photography

Stupid happie

[long ember]

She didn't

She just licked it

[obsidian bay]

ohh nice

oh

shes taste-testing you

[long ember]

She wants to eat me

Scary

[amber wigeon]

I thought we were friends now 😔

[amber wigeon]

Tyk have you seen much alpine wildlife or do you live in the flatter areas of austria

[long ember]

No

You got me banned from pros

[amber wigeon]

I saved you from experiencing the downfall of that server

[long ember]

What happened

[amber wigeon]

Regular talkers did stuff and got banned and then a lot of people left

So the server just kinda died

[long ember]

Haha

Karma

[amber wigeon]

I’m gonna make a sandwich i’m hungry

[obsidian bay]

I'm right at Neualm - if you wanna look.
I've seen some roe, a couple reds - some ring necked grass snakes, a slow worm, lots fo songbirds, some herons, a couple feral farm geese, some buzzards/hawks, pp sure I heard an eagle cry out last week but didnt see it

a couple foxes and a badger 😄

[amber wigeon]

Just above the alps i see

If i do go the switzerland i’m catching a train quite deep into the alps

But i was curious what you could see close to the alps

[obsidian bay]

There are probably alpenbock here

but I'm at the base of a mountain basically

so I cant like see see

[amber wigeon]

I’d be happy to even see a snowy alpine mountain animals would just be cool 😭

[rare veldt]

Keep your eyes open for the antelope

[amber wigeon]

There’s no antelope in switzerland 😭

[rare veldt]

Wait they don’t have the little goat looking fellas??

If this is true then I am deeply distressed😭

[amber wigeon]

Chamois?

[rare veldt]

Yes

[amber wigeon]

Chamois aren’t true antelopes 😭

[rare veldt]

Close enough😔

[amber wigeon]

Unless you count the countries south of the caucasians europe has no native antelopes

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/prempdr-fc-mobile-fifa-gif-16778760554072111618

Literally me for multiple reasons and now you give me another reason😭🙏

[amber wigeon]

Nvm that’s gazelle not even antelope

[rare veldt]

🫩

Cooked

[amber wigeon]

I feel like all of georgia should be europe

They have too much cool stuff europe needs some of that

It has gazelle, leopards and striped hyena

It’s basically africa at this point 😔

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Okay I need to see a photo of a leopard from Georgia

Like is it smaller than African leopard or is it the same size or do they just look different like cloud leopard or something?

[amber wigeon]

It looks like any other leopard lol

[rare veldt]

Well they really did just steal Africa’s stuff

[amber wigeon]

Pretty much all leopard subspecies look alike except amur and arabian

Amur has a way denser coat and arabian is much slimmer

The one sandwich i was gonna eat got out of hand i ate 2 whole baguettes

[dim locust]

[obsidian bay]

snow leps also lookin diff no

[manic inlet]

yes but they actually arent leopards in the truest sense

[obsidian bay]

holupaminute

I just read about the arabian leopard

females are Keeonah sized

HONSE

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-need-invader-zim-shouting-screaming-scared-gif-17581419

[manic inlet]

genetically theyre extremely far from them within panthera, there's actually a speciation from a prehistoric form of tiger

they can also interbreed with lions

this has happened thousands of times as well given that modern snow leopards have asiatic lion mitochondrial DNA

[manic inlet]

lmao

[long ember]

@obsidian bay my sister bought me a $45 opossum cake topper

😭 😭

[obsidian bay]

WAIT CAN I SEE A PICTURE OF IT BECAUSE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[obsidian bay]

oh

my god

she's perfect

[long ember]

She is made of porcelain and came in a tiny chest box

Tyk she is totally not from camp hollow

[obsidian bay]

She looks like a 'Trashboat'

[long ember]

SHE IS PERFECT

[craggy plaza]

Floof

[pulsar oak]

I went to the zoo and OML IT WAS THE BEST

The otters were my favourite :]

[jovial flare]

Really spectating those turtles huh

[pulsar oak]

Tortoise*

Also I have more pictures of those two excited tortoises

[jovial flare]

Xbox turn off

[pulsar oak]

There was this little boy that was asking “what is he doing??” And the dad said “Let’s keep walking son” 🥹 🥹

[pulsar oak]

Woah there

You’re excited too aren’t you

And the tortoise was the first exhibit I went to!!

[craggy plaza]

💀

[pulsar oak]

Ik twin 💔

[craggy plaza]

🤣🤣

[pulsar oak]

Just look at the clouded leopard.. Ignore everything…

Fat bird, pregnant man, kookaburra, Mr muscle butt (wombat), and baby Komodo dragon

[jovial flare]

Nahhhhh

[craggy plaza]

💀

[pulsar oak]

Mr muscle butt was AWESOME

[craggy plaza]

Ah yes "pregnant man"

[pulsar oak]

Seahorses yknow?

The man gets pregnant

[craggy plaza]

Ik but still💀

[pulsar oak]

Yeah 😔 💔

[obsidian bay]

my CHILDREN

[obsidian bay]

actually omw for fat bird because Victoria Crowned Pidj has been a lifelong dream of mine to snuggle

[pulsar oak]

There used to be no fences and the birds could just wander around, but someone hurt the birds really badly, so they put em back up.

:[

I only went when I was MAYBE 7 and there were no fences

[obsidian bay]

gods I hate people.
IMAGINE hurting a threatened animal by hand, in its care facility.

Bah.

BAH.

I think the san diego zoo used to do similar - last time I was there (like.. in highschool) there were VCPs meandering about

but yk.

[pulsar oak]

IK!! Insane D:

[obsidian bay]

I think people kept feeding them like

hotdogs

and being ... birds with almond sized brains

they aren'T aware hotdogs is bad

they're frugavores who supplement with snails.. and small lizards sometimes.

but fruit primarily, like figs, and grains

[twilit forum]

They used to do the same with flamingoes and peafowl around here 🙃 eventually they had to get locked up because, again… some people suck

[pulsar oak]

I simply don’t understand people who hurt animals..

[obsidian bay]

hunting/fishing for food aside, same.

[pulsar oak]

Toronto zoo had peafowls walk around, but they removed them due to the same reason

[obsidian bay]

😭

peafowl are so cool too

[pulsar oak]

Well that’s because you got a license :/

[obsidian bay]

I bet a bunch of idiots were yoinking the tail feathers

[pulsar oak]

I have no idea, but that’s wild if they did

[pulsar oak]

-# Hopefully

[obsidian bay]

I no longer fish and my mom never let me hunt, despite wanting to

[pulsar oak]

I don’t suggest going right now, it’s still freezing wind and sometimes snowing, even in Ontario. Maybe go sometime in May or late April

[obsidian bay]

fishing here in Austria is... very regulated.

[obsidian bay]

I would, but thats about 5k km away

[pulsar oak]

You can walk dw 🥹

Get that cardio done /j

[obsidian bay]

Walk across the atlantic 😭

[twilit forum]

It’s easy. Jesus did it or whatever

I don’t see why The Almighty Lich wouldn’t be able to

[jovial flare]

Tyk you live in one of the coolest places to fish

BUT DONT

IVE BEEN TO AUSTRIA

IVE SEEN THE RIVERS

[obsidian bay]

POTTER

YOU HAVE TO KNOW EVERY SPECIE THAT LIVES IN THE BODY OF WATER

AND THE LEGAL SIZE
AND THE LEGAL TAKE
AND THE SEASON
AND THE FISHES SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
THEIR PHONE NUMBER
THE CREDIT CARD AND THE CVV ON THE BACK

THERE IS SO MUCH

[jovial flare]

IN SALZBURG RIVER YOU HAVE RAINBOW TROUT AND BROWNS AND GRAYLING

[obsidian bay]

I CANT JUST GET A LICENSE AND FLOAT A BOBBER

[jovial flare]

I KNOW WHATS THERE

[jovial flare]

Girl use a jerkbait

[obsidian bay]

I. Like. To relax.

and watch the bobber.

[jovial flare]

You don’t need a fly rod unless you want grayling

[jovial flare]

That’s cheap

And too easy

[mossy badge]

Get a Zebco

[obsidian bay]

It makes me think of my grandfather, who is now dead.

And brings me comfort.

[mossy badge]

Zebco is the best

[jovial flare]

Seamus

No 😭

A tenkara rod would be better

[long ember]

Oh that's so sad

[mossy badge]

This fool does not know the grace nor power of Zebco

[long ember]

Rip tyks papa

[jovial flare]

Seamus when the hell have you used a Zebco

Maybe at 5

[mossy badge]

I always use a Zebco

[jovial flare]

You like your little button

[obsidian bay]

He took me out fishing, it was time for us to just hang and chill and watch the fish play with the worms.
It's a happy memory for me, and I cherish it.

[mossy badge]

Not all of us are rich enough to afford a 50$ fishing rod

[obsidian bay]

So no, potter I wont use a stupid jerkbait 👹

[long ember]

That is so sweet omg

I remember when I went fishing for the first time

[jovial flare]

TYK THERE BETTER

[long ember]

Ahh

[jovial flare]

AND YOU CATCH MORE

[long ember]

I found nettles

And rubbed dandelions on my face

[mossy badge]

Stinging nettles?

[long ember]

So I was yellow

[jovial flare]

For what you pay for

[obsidian bay]

I dont actually care if I catch anything

[long ember]

No wtv those annoying fricking spike ball plants are

Sorry

[jovial flare]

NOR DO I BUT GO FISH DANGIT

[obsidian bay]

I like going out and enjoying the casting a line and vibing in nature

[obsidian bay]

You wont bully me into doing it because its 'better'

[mossy badge]

Stickers?

[long ember]

Can u not

[long ember]

Yes

[obsidian bay]

burdock

[jovial flare]

I SAW 30 INCH BROWN TROUT IN INSBRUCK AND I COULDNT FISH

FISH

[obsidian bay]

sucks to suck, nerrrrd

[mossy badge]

Isn't that a root😭

[jovial flare]

MEH MEH MEH MEH

[jovial flare]

The urge I had to fish all the rivers through Germany and Austria and Switzerland

Was extreme

[long ember]

Tyk is this against the rules or no

[jovial flare]

BUT I COULDNT

[obsidian bay]

no.. it's a whole ass plant

[craggy plaza]

That's the last one hatching

[jovial flare]

I like that you send chick updates

God tequila

Okay

[jovial flare]

I’m trying my best rn

[long ember]

YES

[jovial flare]

Those seem punchy

[long ember]

THOSE HURT

[obsidian bay]

yeah

burdock

hehe

[mossy badge]

I have never seen one of these in my life?

[obsidian bay]

they stick like gorilla glue. I hate them.

[craggy plaza]

Those things😭

[mossy badge]

Burdock?

[obsidian bay]

Specifically hate them because

[jovial flare]

We have cauckelburs

And stickaburs

[obsidian bay]

I made a flower crown out of them

[jovial flare]

And needles

That stick you

That’s it

[craggy plaza]

Pain to get out of anything😭

[mossy badge]

I have gotten so many in my feet😭

[jovial flare]

And some weird plant

That like

[obsidian bay]

goats heads are the worst

[jovial flare]

If doesn’t h ur t

But it annoys

And its seeds are waxy and sticky

[long ember]

Did the new haircut after look good at least?

[jovial flare]

And I hate them

[mossy badge]

We have a tree that tries to kill you

[jovial flare]

All trees eventually do

[twilit forum]

-# I did the same

Never again

[obsidian bay]

Gramps dumped LOTS of oil on my hair and combed it out

I wanted to die.

[jovial flare]

I feel like trees get annoyed and try to fall on us here and there

[jovial flare]

Your grandpa seems evil

[obsidian bay]

my adhd ahh was like I MUST MOVE
old man scissor hold on whole torso while raking them free

[obsidian bay]

it was that or shave my hair

[obsidian bay]

my hair was to my knees

[jovial flare]

I already hate the texture of oil

[obsidian bay]

Shaving was not the option.

[jovial flare]

I would’ve flooded my hair with dawn dish soap

Because if it’s good enough for a duck

It’s good enough for me

[craggy plaza]

I love how the embodiment of mess around and find out exists🤣🤣

[long ember]

I'd rather you be euthanized if anything

[obsidian bay]

Potter you DIDNT MAKE A CROWN OF BURRS THAT STICK TO EVERYTHING.

[jovial flare]

Okay those are cool

[long ember]

Directed towards pot

[manic inlet]

this that tree with exploding seeds

[jovial flare]

No because I’m not evi

I’m kind

And sweet

[craggy plaza]

Sandbox tree yes

[jovial flare]

And loving

And occasionally a smart ass

And mean

[obsidian bay]

Grampa didnt make the crown you dummy.

I friggen did

also

[craggy plaza]

Poison spikes and all💀

[jovial flare]

But like 65% I’m sweet

[jovial flare]

WHY DID YOU

[obsidian bay]

call him mean again and I will never be your friend in this world or in the next

BECAUSE I WAS SEVEN AND CHILDREN ARE STUPID

[craggy plaza]

Wtf does the seed pods explode at 140km an hour😭

[jovial flare]

HE DUMPED OIL PN HOU

[mossy badge]

Have any of you been dared to eat poison ivy before?

[obsidian bay]

TO GET THE BURRS OUT

[jovial flare]

HOW FID THAT HELP

[long ember]

Potter try not to be stupid challenge

[mossy badge]

Making the hair slicker to get them out😭

[obsidian bay]

Wouldn'T phase me - I'm non-reactive to poison ivy 🙃

[mossy badge]

Put down the alcohol Potter 😭

[jovial flare]

Lucky

[jovial flare]

I DID

[long ember]

No but its either it doesnt do anything to me or I've just been very lucky and never gotten hit by it

[mossy badge]

Not down your gullet😭

[jovial flare]

TOO LATE NOW

[jovial flare]

Dude college kicks my butt I’m ngl

[obsidian bay]

I need you to sober up for like FOUR seconds.

• terrible sticky thing in hair. Like VELCRO. THE MORE YOU TOUCH IT THE MORE IT SNARLS UP.
• add olive or baby oil to hair, loosens the strands of hair and makes them slick enough to tug free

[mossy badge]

I failed two classes already

[jovial flare]

I THOUGHT HE USED MOTOR OIL

[obsidian bay]

ffs

go to bed dweeb

[jovial flare]

HEU

I’m no dweeb

☹️

[jovial flare]

God

[jovial flare]

I honest to god pictured your grandfather just dumping motor oil on you as a sick joke and the throwing sticky mean things at you

[obsidian bay]

blud didnt read a damn thing I wrote

[jovial flare]

YES

YEA I DID

[jovial flare]

I READ THIS

[mossy badge]

Potter may, perchance, be drunk, again

[jovial flare]

OIL HAS MULTIPLE CONTECTS

[obsidian bay]

yeah and before that, when you were insulting the literal foundation of my world

[jovial flare]

BECUASE I THOUGHT HE WAS MEAN

[craggy plaza]

Also another cool tree is the dragons blood tree

[jovial flare]

And just putting oil in your it hair as a sick prank😭

[jovial flare]

Yk

As a child

That is a sweet but terrible thing

[obsidian bay]

I'm naming these next ten stitches on this crosstitch: 'Potter'

[jovial flare]

Also OW

[jovial flare]

😭

[craggy plaza]

When injured it produces a blood like liquid

[jovial flare]

Not bad keep it

[craggy plaza]

Very cool adaptation

[jovial flare]

Replace the reed and clean it and it’ll be new

[jovial flare]

WHY ARE YOU HURTING TREES

The tree gods will see this

And smite you

[craggy plaza]

Its called a dragons blood tree

[jovial flare]

(I picture Tyk putting me in Time out )

[jovial flare]

Doesn’t mean you should hurt it 😭

[craggy plaza]

The tree that does not tree properly 😭

[mossy badge]

Look up a locust tree. They're poisonous and sometimes dont affect you until years later

[long ember]

@obsidian bay wait guys how do I tell if my bunny is hunching

Idk if liek im just overthinking it

[craggy plaza]

I have black and honey locust trees where I live

[mossy badge]

/mute @jovial flare 1 day hating on Tyks grandpa

[long ember]

She was under my bed most of the day too which isn't normal

[craggy plaza]

I hate the long ass spikes

[jovial flare]

Her grandpa is amazing and a loving kid fishin man

[mossy badge]

They're evil

[long ember]

She also didn't eat half her food

[obsidian bay]

Hunching is like...

[craggy plaza]

Not half bad fire wood tho

[obsidian bay]

She looks likes she's trying to loaf - but wont put her belly on the floor

[jovial flare]

I just thought he poured motor oil on her and threw sticky mean things in her hair and was like haha

Like that’s mean

[long ember]

Noting this down

[mossy badge]

Rah, Skyrim

This is two days of work

[jovial flare]

I’m impressed you haven’t started crimson desert

[craggy plaza]

We having a seizure with this one😭

[mossy badge]

I am shrimply having a wonderful Christmas time

[long ember]

She hunched earlier should I be worried

[jovial flare]

I’m not I’m dying of the flu

[craggy plaza]

My brain would literally begin to deep fry before I comprehend where to go😭

[jovial flare]

You just go 1 step at a time

It’s a jolly adventure

[craggy plaza]

Where do you start😭

[obsidian bay]

keep an eye, if she repeats it I would maybe have her looked over

if it was a once off it maybe was nothing?

[long ember]

She hasn't ate half her pellets

And I fed her at 5 am

[craggy plaza]

Also i forgot the name but there is a rare flower that matures for 150 years then kicks the bucket after flowering once💀

[obsidian bay]

okay all the potter stitches are done

I'm going to bed before I actually set something on fire

and my desk is full of burnables atm

[jovial flare]

What does that mean 😭

Would baking you a lemon meringue pie help with your anger

[jovial flare]

Tyk I’m sorry I made you mad I didn’t mean too I hope you have an amazing rest of your night and I’m sorry I thought your grandfather was evil

[obsidian bay]

it means I finished the row I was working on

[craggy plaza]

💀

[jovial flare]

What art thou crocheting

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-elmo-pyro-burn-it-down-ashes-gif-9894989514104794205

[obsidian bay]

I'm not mad mad - Just also like, that man was the center of my world.
I did not have a dad as a child - and Grampa stepped up and stepped in in ALL the ways that counted.

[craggy plaza]

🤣

[jovial flare]

Awwwwwwe

[obsidian bay]

Annoyed my mom, sending me home covered in deer blood
-# definitely didnt laugh at me chasing her around the house with a bucks head or patting her cheek with their hooves while I held the other end of the leg

[jovial flare]

Average deer moment

[obsidian bay]

but also while I was super young, he brought his goats over on xmas eve and let them eat the food I left out for the reindeer and make tracks in the snow to keep the myth alive for me while he could

[manic inlet]

thats adorable

[craggy plaza]

WHAT😭

[jovial flare]

Dw about that

[obsidian bay]

he also taught me how to skin rabbits, pluck chickens and all the things

[manic inlet]

that happens when you butcher game animals dont worry

[obsidian bay]

I was a wildling as a sprout

[manic inlet]

case skin i assume?

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-the-horse-is-here-peter-griffin-horse-honse-family-guy-gif-27283357

[obsidian bay]

no idea what that is

[jovial flare]

You see I didn’t have that grandfather rather then absent motor biking kind and then had a step grandpa take over

[obsidian bay]

then when I got older he let me help process his deer, and then later on hogs and cattle

[jovial flare]

They really made that meme for him didn’t they

[craggy plaza]

I think so🤣🤣🤣

[jovial flare]

Did you chase your mom around with there body parts too

[manic inlet]

where your only incision is heel to heel across the hind end and ringing the limbs so you can draw the hide down like a sock

[jovial flare]

I dislike the phrase like a sock

But that’s accurate

[manic inlet]

im not wrong tbf

[manic inlet]

btw speaking of case skinning the bobcat fur market blew up

[obsidian bay]

No but I fingerpainted a lot of pictures for her with their blood

[manic inlet]

average grade western cats selling for 750 to 1000 each

[jovial flare]

You could’ve said like unraping plastic wrap

[manic inlet]

more like peeling packing tape off of a cardboard box

[proper beacon]

👀

[jovial flare]

Go to a pawn shop or thrift store that doesn’t know anything and look at hats

[obsidian bay]

'honey why are all your paintings.. the same.. rusty.. brown..'
Grampa giggling like mad in the BG
me smiling

[craggy plaza]

WHAT

HUH

[jovial flare]

Nah like skinning a sausage

[obsidian bay]

potter cant spell

he meant unwrapping.

[craggy plaza]

YOUR DOING WHAT😭😭

[jovial flare]

She’s correct

I’m trying

It’s hard

[craggy plaza]

Huh💀

[jovial flare]

You never unwrap plastic wrap off of a new box or something

[craggy plaza]

Your making it worse💀

[jovial flare]

Like a Pokemon booster pack

That’s so satisfying

[obsidian bay]

uhhhh.... I really dont remember that well, ngl. I was like 6, undiagnosed and not yet broken to the yolk of sheer determination to focus the adhd

[craggy plaza]

Ik but still😭

[manic inlet]

lmfao

[craggy plaza]

Wild ah typo😭

[jovial flare]

Hey

Hey

[long ember]

Tyk what the f word

😭 😭

[jovial flare]

I’ve only had 1 marg

[obsidian bay]

I remember telling him yellow jackets were eating the tiny scraps of meat left on the pelt while we were salting them

[jovial flare]

That was dosed strongly

But we will make it

[craggy plaza]

😭

[obsidian bay]

girl I was just painting pictures for my mama.
using the tools at hand.

[jovial flare]

It’s slowly wearing off I was just on my whimsy grind earlier

[worn lily]

you can edit messages btw

[jovial flare]

My dad puts a lot of shots in it since I can’t drink in the state I’m in

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/goatplaybanjo-wtf-gif-15203659117181765068

[jovial flare]

Hunter I ain’t got time for that

[obsidian bay]

I literally grew up in the woods

[worn lily]

piebald, the names piebald

[obsidian bay]

If I wasn't in the house for food or sleeping, I was outside

[twilit forum]

What else is a kid to do? Folks acting like they haven’t done this smh

[craggy plaza]

Maybe it was too much woods😭

[jovial flare]

You don’t look very cow ish

[worn lily]

thanks ig 💔🥀

[jovial flare]

Listen the middle of Appalachia will do something to ya

[obsidian bay]

I was out in the woods climbing trees, boulders, spying on robins nests, bringing home snakes to Grampa (he hated snakes)
Catching animals by hand (or encouraging them to jump on hand/arms) and bringing them home to see if we could keep them
etc.

[craggy plaza]

Being high, high, and crazy are different things😭

[jovial flare]

You start hearing a banjo and Hymes and already your too deep

[twilit forum]

This is normal tho

[jovial flare]

What 😭

[twilit forum]

How is any of that crazy

[obsidian bay]

Me coming home scraped up, covered in dirt, needing a de-ticking.. all in a days work for me

[worn lily]

that reminds me of that guy that walks around the everglades in florida yoinking snakes and gators lol

[craggy plaza]

Banjos means lock tuck and roll😭

[obsidian bay]

Just remember - I was the OG 😂

[twilit forum]

I miss climbin trees 💔

[obsidian bay]

came home covered in praying mantis' once

[worn lily]

i’ve caught a few baby gators myself

[obsidian bay]

Like. I think I found a whole ahh colony of them

[jovial flare]

Phew are safe in them hills n hollars

[obsidian bay]

and they just.. alighted on me.
I was scared cos their front legs were prickly and I couldnt get them off of me -

[jovial flare]

I feel like you would start stuffing baby gators in your pockets

[craggy plaza]

What, against blue collar?

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-girls-sophia-petrillo-sophia-picture-this-picture-it-gif-13790955

Arms akimbo - covered in like 15 praying mantis, speed walking home and crying because I was too scared to move them because I didnt understand them

Grampa laughing because he saw the pose from forever away, with his binocs

[jovial flare]

I’m a cowboy so far from but city slickers aren’t typically treated nicely

[obsidian bay]

Like I wouldnt

[craggy plaza]

ik you were the weird kid of weird kids

[jovial flare]

That’s been established long ago

In the land of ninjago

[craggy plaza]

Stop adding modifications to make your runs harder😭

[twilit forum]

But fun

[craggy plaza]

The 500 bonus points ain't worth it

[obsidian bay]

I'm a disney princess - it's my base stats

[craggy plaza]

Also

[twilit forum]

Who cares about challenge when you’re lvl 8 and want to do everything

[jovial flare]

She’s just the original country bumpkin no one can beat her

[obsidian bay]

wild bird, just held out hand and it walked on

[long ember]

Tyk your childhood was so fun its making me sad

Wow

[craggy plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

If you light a homeless man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life

[obsidian bay]

factoids.

[twilit forum]

Do you know what a bumpkin is 💀

[jovial flare]

Do you know the difference between a slang word and a naughty act

[obsidian bay]

-# the socially awkward country kid is accurate though

[twilit forum]

I’m not talking about a naughty act lol

[obsidian bay]

those are not the same words, boo

[jovial flare]

I might be buzzed but I’m not stupid

[twilit forum]

No that’s fair 😭 I was called a bumpkin as a kid but later was told it’s very derogatory and implies one is stupid and ugly

It doesn’t usually have good connotations lmao

[jovial flare]

Omg I saw an L

[craggy plaza]

Good night👋

See yall tmmrw

[jovial flare]

Words don’t hurt unless your sensitive yes it mean if you call someone that but in other terms it depends the context

[jovial flare]

I hope your pillows cold

[obsidian bay]

I know you did buahaha

[twilit forum]

I’d beg to disagree simply because it’s the context that tends to matter much more lol

Not saying you were calling Tyk stupid/ugly but I was like hold on what vibe are we going on here 💀

[worn lily]

by baby i mean like around 3 foot

[obsidian bay]

It's like.. not usually kind. But if you look at the actual meaning - not the slang evolution it's less insulting imo

[obsidian bay]

yeah, is baby

is baby all the way up to like

death

[worn lily]

i was looking for pics but that was like 12 years ago

[jovial flare]

It depends the way you use it

[obsidian bay]

just goes from wittle bubbie to BIGBABEH

[worn lily]

age is kicking in

[twilit forum]

Agreed, I wasn’t sure how it was being said lmao as I said I’ve heard it in more endearing ways but it doesn’t typically have that connotation nowadays 💀

[twilit forum]

Entirely lol I wasn’t sure how you were saying it 💀

[jovial flare]

What state are you from

Dude the silence in the chat is deafening everyone’s waiting 😂

[obsidian bay]

Goodniiiiiight

I too am goin bedge - I need to wake up in.. some sorta reasonable time to shower and go to lucnh with the inlaws

and its 5am

ahaha.. haha. ha.

[jovial flare]

Go to bed

[jovial flare]

Fix your sleep schedule

Stop drinking caffeine

Love on your dogs

[mossy badge]

Yes

[obsidian bay]

Already in bed, tucked in and preparing to charge my battery

[worn lily]

night 👍🏽💤

[jovial flare]

You ever dream about tipping over a little Debbie delivery truck?

[obsidian bay]

No i can't say I have

[loud panther]

Thanks for the idea

[jovial flare]

Omg you exist

[knotty olive]

This don’t seem right

[mossy badge]

In my professional opinion, call a plumber

[worn lily]

ermmmm ☠️😭

[amber wigeon]

Did They connect your faucet to a methane pump or something 😭

[long ember]

Dude idk what the frick i cut my finger on

I cut it on my carpet while laying on it

And now Im scared I missed some glass whenever my picture frame broke a few months ago

[obsidian bay]

Bruh.
Unless your water lines are meant to have gasses in them (they aren't) then you need to contact plumbers lmao

[open halo]

I found death core girly pop and the cyberpunk edge runners song

[lyric furnace]

Mmmmmmm…..natural gas

[west bronze]

Morning everyone I hope yall have a great day

[west bronze]

How old is your house?

Genuine question

And does it do this every time? Or does it eventually go away?

[obsidian bay]

Also, Dennie.
Please don't LIGHT YOUR PIPES ON FIRE.
THE BACKFLOW COULD LITERALLY GO INTO THE PIPE AND A FUNNY VIDEO BECOMES A BOOM IN THE WALL

Dummy

[west bronze]

Decaying galvanized pipes can trap air and gas pockets in them causing this

[sick briar]

my 1 monthly comment

https://tenor.com/view/spin-haru-urara-woah-spinning-so-fast-uma-musume-gif-17233076072559719995

[lyric furnace]

lev

[amber wigeon]

A white tailed eagle just flew right in front of my house

[marsh prawn]

HARU 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[rare veldt]

Hiii

[knotty olive]

I got the video off the Bill Clinternet guys

My faucets just have hard water

[wraith goblet]

We’re glad that you’re still alive! 😆

[mossy badge]

I think you did

[long ember]

Shut up

[sharp nova]

you should probably check a second time

[long ember]

And who the hell are you

[sharp nova]

why does that matter

you might have glass on your floor

time is of the essence

you could have a medical emergency on your hands!

[solemn imp]

Earl alive

Earl Dont drive the ol Chrysler anymore

I drive 1992 s10 blazer now

[marsh prawn]

I think thats one of the most start up sounding start ups ive ever heard

[solemn imp]

Has no exhaust

It’s a lil v6

[marsh prawn]

Honestly looks very cool

How long have you had it?

[solemn imp]

It is

Abt a month

[marsh prawn]

Any issues with it so far?

[solemn imp]

Yeah a couple

I fixed the major problems

[solemn imp]

Main reason I bought the blazer

[solemn imp]

@obsidian bay

[obsidian bay]

Earl has upgraded

[solemn imp]

Yup

[long ember]

Are u that guy from stardew

[sharp nova]

youve still got glass on your floor why are we argueing about this

you could have a medical problem any moment

[long ember]

Im brushing my bunny

Shes enjoying it

[sharp nova]

hopefully she doesnt step on any glass