🦝︴off-topic

[amber wigeon]

We have lots of sour candy here

But traditional candy is mostly stuff with caramel, cinnamon or butter

We have delicious little butter waffle candy

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/after-squats-painful-thighs-after-exercising-wobbly-legs-after-leg-day-gif-15247826558191480875

[open halo]

My friends neighbour has a super bird with no wing

[amber wigeon]

An ostrich?

[open halo]

Plymouth suoerbid

[amber wigeon]

Ohhh it’s a car

[open halo]

One of like 1953 made

[obsidian bay]

Jerreehhhhh

I dont remember - you'Re 18 right?

[rare veldt]

Yes

[obsidian bay]

right right - ty.
Brain filtering info and I was like 'mmh.. yeah I cant remem,ber'

[rare veldt]

Lol

[obsidian bay]

you play console, right? or do you have pc too

[rare veldt]

Xbox

Yes

[obsidian bay]

bah lame

I was having a rare moment of 'maybe I could play with people.. who do I trust/like enough to share maps with?'

[rare veldt]

😅

[obsidian bay]

BUT WE CANT.

[rare veldt]

😭

[obsidian bay]

Maybe some day EW will give crossplay a chance 🥲

[rare veldt]

Frfr🙏

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-ginger-cat-kitten-kitty-kitten-meme-gif-6672581048955362542

@obsidian bay loooooook 😭🙏

It is way to cute

[obsidian bay]

OKAY WAIT

BTU

theres a whole subreddit

r/pointytailedkittens

[rare veldt]

I don’t have Reddit

[obsidian bay]

you can type it in the search bar

[rare veldt]

I don’t have google 💀

[obsidian bay]

Jerry are you on a phone right now

is it an iPhone - if you say yes

[amber wigeon]

Jerry really is in the stone age, which explains the atlatl on his bedroom wall

I’m debating wether i’m gonna make my own background or not for the paludarium

[obsidian bay]

Dewitt

[past bison]

Also a facebook group ”all hail the triangle tail”

[amber wigeon]

I’ll need to spend a lot of money for that tho 😭

I’ll need a bunch of cork bark and expanding foam

I gotta calculate the costs to make this thing

But i’m already sure it’s 150-200€

[rare veldt]

Yes😭

[amber wigeon]

Do you have safari?

[rare veldt]

Bro that’s literally Google basically😭

[past bison]

We bout to go have a three course dinner

[amber wigeon]

Even my 85 year old grandma has google jerry come on 😭

[rare veldt]

I’m sorry gang I learned everything from YouTube or talking to people IRL‎ or discord

[amber wigeon]

That’s fair

[rare veldt]

Lol

[amber wigeon]

So i looked at just material costs

A pump for the water area is between like €10-30, and for decorations another about €60

And idk the price of a glass panel and glass cutter

But i’ll need those too

Oh yeah another €15 for silicone

I have found a local website that sells a wet moss mix tho

[rare veldt]

Sounds good

[amber wigeon]

I’ll be able to spread it across the tank and the moss will cover all the separate microbiomes

[amber wigeon]

Gonna have to ask for a payout for my birthday tho 😭

[rare veldt]

Oof

[obsidian bay]

or

ask for a couple things that you want, that will go into the tank 😄

[obsidian bay]

delicious! tell us all about it

-# or get photos

[past bison]

I’m a professional with food photography

That was potato soup

With shrimps

I have never before eaten shrimps and liked it

It was surprisingly nice

[obsidian bay]

😭 I miss shramps

[past bison]

Waiting for my chicken salad next

Bf getting steak sandwich

[amber wigeon]

True but that will be bit of a hassle for my parents to find

[manic inlet]

i just ate a quarter pound of provolone cheese

[past bison]

Damn I want

[obsidian bay]

• glass cutter
• silicone
• moss mix
• panel

thats the big stuff and you can get decor as you go

or

ask for gift cards/vouchers to the shops you need

[amber wigeon]

Oooo all of those are good ideas

My birthday is scary close

[manic inlet]

real

[amber wigeon]

april 27th

[manic inlet]

also guess who has a meeting tonight

an important one

[amber wigeon]

Same day the dutch king’s birthday is

But i’m so much cooler then that guy

And the date of the worst recorded tornado outbreak

[obsidian bay]

IS it Jerry?

[manic inlet]

its information for my pronghorn hunt

which unit to apply to etc

[obsidian bay]

I was hatched during a heatwave 😄

[amber wigeon]

You’re gonna be shooting giraffe cousins 😔

[manic inlet]

girousin

[manic inlet]

but yes i will be in October; buck or doe I dont care i just wan an antelope

i wanna bleach the skull and tan the hide myself

[amber wigeon]

I have decided the paludarium design

A forest floor with some ferns and a little creek design

[obsidian bay]

eeee

[amber wigeon]

Won’t actually be flowing all throughout but i will probably make a little waterfall with some slate

And then some sand and river pebbles in there too

And moss

Never forget the moss

Moss is basically what makes it a paludarium

[past bison]

My salad is so good

[obsidian bay]

omg they both look so good

uahh

[past bison]

Yepp the salad was crazy with like just about anything that grows outside but I liked it

The steak sandwich was okay, a bit too hard bread but the fries were really good

[amber wigeon]

Good thing i ate a lot for dinner otherwise i would want steak now

I had steak 4 out of 7 nights on vacation 😭

[past bison]

It was roast beef despite being called a steak xD

[amber wigeon]

😭

I’ve decided to make a custom background for the paludarium

It’ll allow better moss growth and i’ll be able to hide put some plants in the backgroud

I will probably hide some little mini plant pots behind some cork and add a few ferns

I’ve also found a company that literally makes riverbed substrates

So that’ll be useful

[long ember]

@obsidian bay

I finally set up cleos new cage liner

It is way too big. But that's fine

Redid her cage some

Gonna wash her blanket and probably just toss her bed

[obsidian bay]

ooooh nice, bet she'll enjoy it

[tropic thunder]

just decided to throw in some photos

[long ember]

Also she drank water next to me and I didn't know they made noise when drinking..

It was very cute

[smoky chasm]

Yo was goody my gang

[long ember]

Son I'm crine

😭 😭

[smoky chasm]

Yo was good folks

Dw

[long ember]

Im crine son

[obsidian bay]

it's a SUPER cute lil sound

[pulsar oak]

Guys I confessed to my crush… IM SO NERVOUS BROO💔 💔

We’ll see tomorrow 🔥 🔥

Wish me luck yall

[long ember]

Bad luck

Horrible luck actually

[pulsar oak]

Aw man

That’s a little bit mean

[pulsar oak]

But I forgive you, dw

[tropic thunder]

good luck dude

[tropic thunder]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-speed

[long ember]

Just some bullcrap with fur

[pulsar oak]

Thanks bro!!

[pulsar oak]

?

[long ember]

https://tenor.com/view/daksavedme-scary-cat-laugh-gif-4319701762595295327

Haha

[long ember]

Ur pfp

[pulsar oak]

Ohh it’s a marmot

Awesome am I right

[long ember]

Ur a marmot

No

[pulsar oak]

Not irl 🥹

[long ember]

Maple farter

[pulsar oak]

Oh so now we’re getting racist?

Wow

[long ember]

Im from mi

Its okay

I could swim to Sarnia if I wanted

Or walk

[pulsar oak]

Mi?

Minnesota?? Idk

[long ember]

Michigan

Dimwit

[pulsar oak]

Ohh

[pulsar oak]

Intelligent person

Never let people put you down, guys 👍 👍

[long ember]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[pulsar oak]

Is that supposed to be threatening? •-•

[tropic thunder]

oops why did that send just now

[long ember]

Yes

[pulsar oak]

No dw man it’s all good

[pulsar oak]

I feel slightly threatened

[tropic thunder]

lmao i tried to send it like 4 hours ago lmao

[pulsar oak]

Threaded lol 🥹

[rare veldt]

Why is bro a dog?

[obsidian bay]

Face reveal goes hard

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[manic inlet]

Jerry I come bearing news

hunting news

[obsidian bay]

I found you a seasonal kitten gif

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-tiny-love-cute-kitten-gif-11312130318933961256

[long ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1270862994561040435/1436628069782917180/attachment.gif?width=1350&height=1606

[rare veldt]

Oooo what is up🤔

[rare veldt]

Thanks!!!

Now when Christmas roll around I’m ready😌

[manic inlet]

renewing my small game license tomorrow and applying for a pronghorn tag in the draw

[rare veldt]

Yoo nice!

Best of luck my friend!

[manic inlet]

gonna be a doe tag so a meat hunt

[manic inlet]

thanks!

itll be sometime in November or December

[rare veldt]

Apparently they taste good so I don’t blame you😂

[obsidian bay]

Jay out here finagling money from local car citizens with machetes

[manic inlet]

its like elk but sweeter and tangier

[rare veldt]

Bro is locked in😂

[manic inlet]

anyone who says it tastes bad is an idiot who gutshot it or ran it all over hell and back before shooting it

[long ember]

I am

[rare veldt]

It will be very cool if you can get the tag

[rare veldt]

That is an interesting flavour

[manic inlet]

even if I dont get the tag there's landowner vouchers that can be exchanged for a private antelope tag

and also novice hunter licenses for ppl like me whove never hunted

and on top of that if all else fails ill still go hunting anyways cause if theres no antelope tags available for me there landowner vouchers for mule deer doe

[obsidian bay]

Are they paying up

[long ember]

They aren't

Theyre spraying me actually.

Im a walking cat tinder

[rare veldt]

The tag system is so complicated imo but yeah that sounds like a plan hopefully it works out if not as you say you still have the mule doe

[manic inlet]

yup! and i can do small game between now and then

id like to hunt rattlesnakes actually lol

i already have snakeguards

[obsidian bay]

Can smell that from here 😭

[rare veldt]

Nice! I would love to hunt snakes but we don’t have any worth a damn in this country

And I don’t actually know the legislation on that so I wouldn’t do it anyway

But like in South Africa and obviously the US there’s stuff to hunt in the way of snakes

[manic inlet]

here its prairie rattlers and we have a season on em

the average adult is like 30"+ long and 2" + across

3 daily bag limit

so you can get a good amount of food out of em actually

[rare veldt]

That sounds like an awesome thing

[manic inlet]

big ones are close to 50" long too

[rare veldt]

And definitely a good way to get a good amount of meat

[manic inlet]

and theres some money in the skins for wallets and belts when tanned

after tanning theyre like 1.25 per inch of tanned skin

so say you limit out to possession over two different weekends

[rare veldt]

That’s actually not that bad

[manic inlet]

kill 3 saturday and 3 sunday

cook em up

next week do the same

12 snakes

assuming 26" average (on the low end mind you)

thats still over 200 dollars of snake skin

[rare veldt]

That’s pretty dang good I’m gonna be honest

Over here we have about the same exchange rate for venison if you’re a hunter selling to a store or a butcher

[manic inlet]

its actually almost 400 dollars of snakeskin, and thats with smaller snakes

id prolly just keep em tho tbh

[obsidian bay]

Not to mention some people really like the rattles as extra decor for hat brims

[rare veldt]

Bro that is crazy

[manic inlet]

have em just to have lmao

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[manic inlet]

yeah the rattle itself often adds like 20 bucks to each skin

[rare veldt]

I’m the same if I kill something I’m gonna keep it

Unless it’s my genuine job selling things like that

[rare veldt]

I would keep the skins and sell the rattles it would pay for ammo at least lmao

[manic inlet]

that said i may compromise if im strapped for money as a student and am unable to find dedicated employment

like

[rare veldt]

That is fair enough and very understandable

[manic inlet]

if ive got 350 to 500 dollars of snake skin in my garage and know theres people or businesses who will buy them

im gonna sell em

[rare veldt]

True that if you’re tight for money you gotta find a way to get out of that

Do you also hunt rabbits and squirrels?

[manic inlet]

am planning to

but season doesnt start til october

runs til feb of next year tho

would like to bark tan their hides as well

[rare veldt]

Why does everyone season start so late in the year?

Mine for rabbit and squirrel are year-round

[manic inlet]

varies by state but its just what was decided on here in CO

[rare veldt]

Fair enough

I suppose the states also don’t really have a rabbit problem not like how we do over here

[manic inlet]

yeah cause weve got a gigantic roster of animals that bulldoze the hell out of them that have healthy populations

like 15 kinds of owl

idk how many kinds of eagle, hawk, and falcon

badgers, mink, marten, fisher

coyotes

[past bison]

I love all of these

And owls

[manic inlet]

4 species of fox

raccoons

skunks

possums even

[manic inlet]

theyre neat

[rare veldt]

Yeah and simply put more hunters

[past bison]

They’re so majestic

[manic inlet]

and a culture that encourages shooting them for meat

cause like

ill put it this way

[rare veldt]

There are very few hunters over here and we only have really got fox a couple owl and maybe some eagle and a ton of kites

[manic inlet]

cottontails are fairly little right

like 1.5 to 3lbs

then youve got jackrabbits

which are hares and not actually rabbits

this means

theyre gigantic

the average adult whitetailed jackrabbit is like

10 to 12 lbs

[past bison]

Hares are so funky looking

Like somethings a bit off

[manic inlet]

bucks around here can be up to 18lbs

largest ones up in Alberta can be up to 26lbs

[past bison]

Ugh I woke up two hours before breakfast and I’m hungryy

[past bison]

Wtf

[manic inlet]

bergmann's rule go brrr

but yeah when gutted that means they give a lot of good lean meat

and our daily bag is 10 of each species

[rare veldt]

Damn

[manic inlet]

possession of 20 of each

[past bison]

That’s cool af

[manic inlet]

so you shoot 20 jackrabbits in two days

[obsidian bay]

It's the long feet, long body and drug-feening eyes

[manic inlet]

average of 12lbs

butchers to 9lbs

[past bison]

Yep

[manic inlet]

you have 180 lbs of jackrabbit

[obsidian bay]

They just look like they're waiting to score again

[past bison]

There’s hares and bunnies where we live and the hares give skinwalker vibes

[rare veldt]

Damn!

[past bison]

Meat for a year

[rare veldt]

If you don’t eat much

[manic inlet]

this is how folks in the depression fed their families

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/march-hare-gif-20776097

[manic inlet]

sell the hide to get money to buy ammo to shoot more rabbits

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[manic inlet]

use rabbit meat to feed family

[rare veldt]

Also the old 22 to the head trick on deer

[past bison]

Okay maybe half a year for one person I did the conversion

[manic inlet]

and theyre virtually impossible to exterminate

[obsidian bay]

Ansel is being a menace

I'm going to put him in the soup

[past bison]

Also meat rabbits, the ones you raise, are very efficient

If I wanted to grow some animal for meat it’d be rabbits

[manic inlet]

honestly with reasonable portion sizes and paired with vegetables etc a season limit of jacks is almost 100% meat for a year for one person

id say 6 to 8 months for 2

[past bison]

As his lawyer, I demand all charges dropped Ansel is innocent

[obsidian bay]

He's screaming in the hallway

[past bison]

If it’s me it’s for a year if it’s my bf it’s half xD

[obsidian bay]

I'm quite certain he's not innocent

[past bison]

Lmaoooo

I’m waiting for the next ”good morning Nami is the most perfect little angel” text

At home she wakes me up at 5:30 but ofc there she’s being sweet little baby

[manic inlet]

we also have seasons for squirrels

[obsidian bay]

He had me up at 5 the last few days

[manic inlet]

cause we have chonky bois that are actually good meat animals

[obsidian bay]

And again today

[past bison]

Same with Nami

[obsidian bay]

They are fed at 7

[manic inlet]

see the unironically rabbit sized fox squirrels

[past bison]

the two nights she’s been there I’ve slept so much better

[manic inlet]

that are 1-2.5lbs and all the way up to 4lbs if theyre unusually big

[past bison]

Nami is not even fed at set times, to avoid this problem

She just starts playing with her water fountain or walking over me

She has no reason to want me awake yet she does

[obsidian bay]

Moreso at 7 for the dogs sake, then she can have 2-3 hrs to slow/ fully digest and drink and we aren't walking on a full tum.

[past bison]

Ah yeah

[obsidian bay]

This would be acceptable, it's the screaming that does me in

[past bison]

When she’s on heat no one sleeps

[obsidian bay]

Like this isn't a house we share the building, tf you MEAN you're screaming this early

[past bison]

But now if she gets the babies baked and out successfully then only one more litter and then spayed and never on heat

[past bison]

Lmaooo Ansel has things to say to the world

[obsidian bay]

So glad I chose boy cat. Never had to deal with the hrrrauuuuuuuu on repeat

[past bison]

If she was mine she’d have been spayed upon arrival xD

[obsidian bay]

The world can wait till 9am

[manic inlet]

theres a horde in my neighborhood

for some reason all the lady cats

congregate in my backyard

[past bison]

It seems he disagrees

[manic inlet]

and its just

hrau

hraaauu

hrau

hra

[past bison]

Omg

[manic inlet]

hhhhrrraaaauuuuu

and its like 5 of em

[past bison]

I love that for you

[manic inlet]

and then I hear fighting at like 3 AM

[past bison]

You’re the local meetup spot

[manic inlet]

cause theres like two toms

and all the girls are just angry

fighting over them

[past bison]

I thought two humans were screaming once outside turns out it was cats fighting

[obsidian bay]

Which is why airjail, and then in the soup

[manic inlet]

foxes also inspire this reaction

[obsidian bay]

We have a few females and many toms here

[past bison]

Oh yep a fox screamed a few nights in a row and the first I was combing my brain trying to think tf is the bird making that noise

[past bison]

We have I think all spayed cats but they do beef sometimes

[manic inlet]

mfs gave the forest puppy bird software, can have crap in (insert any given place those things are)

[obsidian bay]

Pißwhiskers is the one o hate the most because he SPRAYS EVERYTHING SWEAR I WOULD ACTUALLY THROW HIM INTO THE SUN IF I COULD

[past bison]

Neighbors just let their cats out n about

[obsidian bay]

Yes

[manic inlet]

pisswhiskers 😭

[past bison]

Lmaoo the S

[obsidian bay]

I hate all of them for this

[past bison]

Same same sameee

[obsidian bay]

On one hand

[past bison]

Keep your cats innn

[obsidian bay]

On ONE hand

I get to pat the cute brave ones

[past bison]

It’s scary to take Nami on a walk bc I can’t know if they’re gonna try to fight her

[obsidian bay]

On the other hand, they are nuking the birds and squirrels, fighting all the time, marking ish and a kitten literally was being fought over by two Tom's last summer

Stupid PW and Marshmallow

[past bison]

And I will not be having my baby get parasites or stuff from local pisswhiskers

[obsidian bay]

No but literally

[manic inlet]

there ya go lol

the automod didnt schwack your sentence that time lmao

[past bison]

HE BULLIES ME

I am being censored this is infringing with free speech

american noises

[obsidian bay]

Oh man.

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-dog-traumatized-gif-10801559770686219962

The absolute argument i had with some ninny back in angler server

[manic inlet]

lmao

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[obsidian bay]

About the fact that discord is an online entity, has its own rules being a multinational digital space, therefore exempt from "but my freedumb" statements because, aside the fact that EW is not a US based company and therefore doesn't subscribe to US laws and such....

Being wholly digital, they have the right to set rules for their space - and if those rules "infringe" in a way you don't like - in short, tfb

[manic inlet]

breh

[obsidian bay]

The onus of making rules that flatter your ego and the rights of the country you live in is not on discord.
It is a limited space, but the rules set within it don't need to subscribe to any one specific countries laws

(Ofc, barring the truly heinous things that no one anywhere should approve of - bad level stuff is bad, but your tantrums about being allowed to say whatever whenever are not the same.)

[obsidian bay]

I HAD TO DO A LOT OF READING BECAUSE THE NUMBER OF "THIS IS AMERICA, MY RIGHTS BLAH BLAH"

[manic inlet]

"this is America"

-is on the internet

[obsidian bay]

Yes. Yes and that somehow didn't make sense for them

[manic inlet]

breh

[obsidian bay]

I just went and got receipts via Google and left it at that

[manic inlet]

lmao

[obsidian bay]

Like, fine don't believe me but here's this website and you will find this info on it (screenshot of relevant "stop arguing you're wrong" facts)

[dire thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762

I'm here 🙂

https://tenor.com/view/the-angry-birds-movie-red-all-by-myself-by-myself-alone-gif-22315105

[gray cave]

Hello everybody

[rare veldt]

Do not worry small red bird you are not alone

[rare veldt]

Hi

[gray cave]

JERRY!!!!!

[rare veldt]

Hello! 👋🏻

[gray cave]

Bro I think the universe is giving me a sign for my future

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[gray cave]

I keep getting videos of Tornado chasing on every app I watch

[dire thicket]

I'm bored here is grasshopper

[rare veldt]

Obviously you’re supposed to go chase a tornado

[rare veldt]

Very nice grasshopper

[gray cave]

That seems to be the only logical conclusion

[rare veldt]

Exactly there is no other conclusion

[gray cave]

I was just thinking something

Why has nobody made a tank tornado interceptor?

[rare veldt]

Hmmm

[gray cave]

You know how good that thing would be?

[rare veldt]

Frfr

It would go hard

[dire thicket]

Not so great blue heron

[gray cave]

And I mean you can technically legally drive a tank on the streets if you have the permits and stuff in like most states

[dire thicket]

Took fishing spot

[rare veldt]

Skinny ahh looking

[gray cave]

Ozempic bird

[rare veldt]

Frfr

It would be so cool bro

[gray cave]

I still wanna do the tornado interceptor bus 😂

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Bro is going to catch himself a tornado one way or another

[gray cave]

The magic school bus would have to be its name too

[rare veldt]

Ja!

[gray cave]

Just incase we take off in an EF5

[rare veldt]

particularly when it goes flying🤣

Great minds think alike

[gray cave]

Yes they do 😂

[dire thicket]

Valley Carpenter Bee but Bigfoot caught on camera 📷 😳

[gray cave]

You sure somebody didn’t throw orange slice into frame? Jk 😂

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[gray cave]

ITS A BEE RUNNN 🏃‍♂️💨

Jerry

[rare veldt]

Bro is out of here

[gray cave]

If I start to lift off in a tornado I’m playing this

[dire thicket]

[rare veldt]

Oh hell yeah!

[gray cave]

I’m doing the macerena on my way up

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[gray cave]

All I can imagine is you on the ground and you just hear that blasting through my speakers but it’s fading in and out as I go in circles😂

[rare veldt]

Yo out of curiosity why is the second song when I searched that up literally a woman in a bikini??? Like Apple Music hello????

[dire thicket]

Butterfly

[gray cave]

Awwww

[dire thicket]

by the way it is 12:43 am for me I didn't take these pics today

[gray cave]

I love butter flys cause I do believe it’s a spirit coming to say hi

[rare veldt]

Low-key might have to play “you spin me right round baby”

[gray cave]

Ima do that instead

[rare veldt]

Sure buddy

[gray cave]

It’s gonna be like “you spin me right-“ and then fade out

And then it’s gonna spin me back past you and finish the rest

[rare veldt]

Lmao 🤣

[dire thicket]

Grub!

[gray cave]

EW

TF IS THAT?

[dire thicket]

Baby beetle

[gray cave]

KILL IT PLEASE

[rare veldt]

Exactly what you are meant to do

[dire thicket]

No

[rare veldt]

You eat it one bite

[dire thicket]

it is my pet

[rare veldt]

Bro got a bet💀

[gray cave]

I got a bet too

Mines just caused me to have debt for casinos

[rare veldt]

🤣

[dire thicket]

[rare veldt]

Diabolical

[gray cave]

First song I hear on my tornado chasing playlist

I don’t get why people think nocturnal tornadoes are scary

[dire thicket]

Throwback to when I couldn't chew for the life of me so I swallowed rice whole 🙃

[gray cave]

question

Why tf couldn’t you chew?

[dire thicket]

Bite-Plate hurt my jaw

[gray cave]

And second that looks fire asf

[dire thicket]

it is 🔥

[gray cave]

Bro

Jerry found you cooking the rice

[dire thicket]

I'VE BEEN EXPOSED

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[gray cave]

Jerry has this stuff in a file on his computer somewhere 😂

[dire thicket]

[rare veldt]

Face reveal

[amber wigeon]

SHRIMP WHAT DID YOU DO

[dire thicket]

Make rice

[amber wigeon]

they were innocent 💔

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[gray cave]

OH I JUST REALIZED ITS SHRIMP RICE

OH NO

SHRIMP GUY TF DUDE

[dire thicket]

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[gray cave]

CANNIBALISM IS ILLEGAL

[rare veldt]

He a shrimp tho😔💔🥀

[gray cave]

Bro

[dire thicket]

HA HA JOKES ON YOU IT NOT BECAUSE SEA SHRIMP ARE INFERIOR TO FRESHWATER SHRIMP NEOCARIDINA RULE OVER THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[gray cave]

I just found a dude who makes fighter jet sounds on TikTok

[dire thicket]

🦐 >🦐

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Yo 🔥

[gray cave]

My dad on the way to bma after I cussed my teacher out at school

[dire thicket]

Me when some guy exposed me for making rice

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

😐

[amber wigeon]

I don’t believe predation is occuring

[dire thicket]

Only true planet zoo fans get the joke

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-dog-traumatized-gif-10801559770686219962

[gray cave]

Guys

Can any of y’all read a tornado radar?

[rare veldt]

Why the penguin going to eat the dog?

[amber wigeon]

Me

I think

[rare veldt]

No sorry 😔

[dire thicket]

What dog

oh I se

see

[rare veldt]

The big white one

[gray cave]

Holy airball

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[gray cave]

Bro missed like my aim in COD

[amber wigeon]

Doc are you gonna be hit by a tornado? 😭

[rare veldt]

My guy missed by a mile

[gray cave]

No

[dire thicket]

[amber wigeon]

Ok good

[gray cave]

I wanna go chase one and drive through it though

[rare veldt]

He is looking for one

[gray cave]

Cause MURICA

[dire thicket]

MMMMM, YUMMY TRASH

[gray cave]

we did actually have a tornado watch Monday

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[dire thicket]

EUEUEUEUUEUEUEHEHEUEHEHEH

[amber wigeon]

Well look out for any extreme wather warnings given out by the nws

[gray cave]

Was there mf fentanyl in the trash?

[rare veldt]

He so dead 😵

[dire thicket]

Tranquilizers

[rare veldt]

Lol

[gray cave]

Also known as fentanyl

Fentanyl is useful for big game

It tends to tranquillize them for good

[dire thicket]

Lynx so annoying in cotw

[rare veldt]

They got bro on the heavy knock out drugs

[amber wigeon]

And if you wanna intercept one, go northeast or east of it bc that’s the direction most tornadoes move in, and with most i mean like 99,9%

[dire thicket]

I would love to just kill them all

not irl tho

[gray cave]

You can ask @rare veldt you shouldn’t tell me this cause I’ll drive my 2025 Ford F150 Raptor through an EF5

[rare veldt]

Idk 300 win deals with them pretty good

[amber wigeon]

Bro you will be chasing another 20 years to even see a ef5 most likely 😭

[rare veldt]

It is unfortunately true

[rare veldt]

Dw he is special

[amber wigeon]

Ef5 strength tornadoes happen yearly, but to actually be rated an ef5 a windspeed indicator is needed

And that led to the very long drought

[gray cave]

I can become a wind speed indicator

[amber wigeon]

Which was not a bad thing

[rare veldt]

I will use a spoon

[dire thicket]

🦐 👋

🌮 😋

[rare veldt]

You going to sleep

[dire thicket]

no

[rare veldt]

Oh lol

[amber wigeon]

Insane people don’t have a place on the enhanced fujita scale sorry

[rare veldt]

More cannibalism

[dire thicket]

Snoring louder than a jet engine

[gray cave]

Damn it

Jerry

bro

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-tight-cat-cute-cat-tuck-in-post-this-cat-gif-13081570754338792086

[gray cave]

you know the game Ready or Not?

[rare veldt]

Ja

[gray cave]

Ok the lore of it is now unsettling

Idk if you know but they made a new update for it

[rare veldt]

Idk

But I knew it was unsettling

[gray cave]

Basically

[dire thicket]

[gray cave]

Also I was just thinking

This takes place in like 2032 or sometime in the future so wild and crazy theory what if they predict what happens?

[rare veldt]

Oh shoot

[rare veldt]

I will laugh my ass off

[gray cave]

I will too

And then ima take a rifle and sit on my front porch and wait for somebody to try and gas attack me

[dire thicket]

I'm gonna see my way out of here goodnight

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762

https://tenor.com/view/jw2-ice-age-jurassic-world-carnotaurus-sid-gif-23949689

[rare veldt]

Good night little shrimp

[dire thicket]

WHO YOU CALLIN' LITTLE???

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/ff-gif-27255559

[gray cave]

Little shrimp

[dire thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-duck-cry-sad-sad-duck-crying-duck-hq-gif-15112898992734870208

[gray cave]

Mini shrimp

[dire thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/pogobro-goopy-punch-gif-26316809

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-head-pat-cute-pookie-gif-17853804023087737956

[dire thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-tight-cat-cute-cat-tuck-in-post-this-cat-gif-13081570754338792086

[rare veldt]

Sleep now

[dire thicket]

🦐 👋

[gray cave]

I’m not sleeping

It’s not time for sleep yet

Jerry

[rare veldt]

Ja

[gray cave]

My girlfriend played GTA5 for the first time on Tuesday

[rare veldt]

Lmao she like it?

[gray cave]

Bro

I thought I was a psychopath in the game

Idk how she did half the things she did to people and their cars

[rare veldt]

Man you two belong together

[gray cave]

yes

Jerry

I need the thickest metal, a engine swapped retired school bus, thickest glass possible, and support beams and some electrical stuff and a auxiliary switch box and finally some huge 13” metal spikes

[rare veldt]

My dear brother you’re not going to be spiking a tornado

[gray cave]

no ima be spiking the ground

😭

[rare veldt]

Oooo

Ja that makes sense

[gray cave]

Forget the dominator 3 I’m making the businator 3

[rare veldt]

Lmao

How much is an old school bus anyway?

[gray cave]

idk

I need a drink

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[gray cave]

And I need to get my girlfriend therapy after seeing her play GTA5

[rare veldt]

I think you’re the one who needs the therapy 💀

[gray cave]

Maybe I am

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[past bison]

Fallow and a half a day old baby

[rare veldt]

Oooooo you at a museum???

Also look at that big boy🔥

Whoever did the taxidermy did a pretty good job

[past bison]

Yessss

[rare veldt]

Yay!

[rare veldt]

natural history or hunting museum?

[rare veldt]

😮

I want it😭😭😭

[past bison]

Natural history

My bf knows where to take me lmaoo

[rare veldt]

Lmao frfr

[rare veldt]

Ooooo

I want to go there now

So many taxidermy

[obsidian bay]

imagine being the person allowed to tax a whole ahh elephant

[steady iris]

Northern Red Muntjac?

From Sundarpatan?

[past bison]

No clue

[past bison]

That’s a while lot of work xD

[past bison]

It’s in Gothenburg

[rare veldt]

Nice

[past bison]

They had my favorite bird too

[rare veldt]

If I am ever going to there I will take a look

[rare veldt]

Ooooo

[past bison]

I saw that bird in a david attenborough nature documentary at like 10yo and decided it will be my fave for life

[steady iris]

The quetzal is so beautyful

[past bison]

They’re stunningg

Not in a ”I want this as a pet”

[steady iris]

Are there shoebills? I've never seen one

[steady iris]

It's my favorite bird

[past bison]

Yep I think they had them

[steady iris]

:O

My dream is to go to Uganda and see a free one

[obsidian bay]

the Turaco under the quetzal, tooooo

such chic eyeliner

I think this is also a type of Turaco? cant tell really without the rest of the face tho

[steady iris]

Yes, it's the giant turaco, I think, I just know that it is a turaco

[past bison]

Yes I think so

My bf bought me a selenite heart

[obsidian bay]

I would guess great blue

[amber wigeon]

Isn’t that a quetzal

Oh the bird behind

[obsidian bay]

I loveeeee this. What a good stone to pick too

[slim hamlet]

The voice call appears green when youre in a call on the app, right?

[obsidian bay]

say wha

can you screenshot what you mean

[pulsar oak]

Is there usually this many bison???

[ruby wave]

I've seen a similar amount before. May be 2 herds mushed together

[obsidian bay]

thatd be my guess tbh

[rare veldt]

Okay this is what you must do jump on a atv and grab the 470 go chase those things my boy

[craggy plaza]

That one at the top is a huge one lol

[past bison]

Yes it is

[past bison]

Fr

I got fitted for figure skates now I can buy myself a good pair

[pulsar oak]

I killed 3 🔥 🔥

[slim hamlet]

I'm confused. Apparently I joined a call 2 days ago and didn't talk. I never got a popup saying I joined the call or anything

[rare veldt]

Good 😌🔥🔥

[pulsar oak]

Pretty good for a ‘somewhat beginner’

[craggy plaza]

It doez that for me sometimes

Its funky lol

[slim hamlet]

Yeah. Got a dm 2 days ago saying I was just in a VC not talking. Which doesn't make sense even then since I think I was talking. Just not specifically to the chat. So I guess my mic wasn't picking stuff up or something

[craggy plaza]

It kinda feels like your in the same call but you not in a way lol

Like im in a call but I cant hear them and they cant hear me but we both in the same call

[slim hamlet]

I guess lol

[obsidian bay]

hm.. I think the speaker icon means someone is active in a chat/voice channel
a friend of mine is streaming and this is how hers looks

[rare veldt]

Yep that is what that means

[slim hamlet]

Yeah. I think that's what it means.

[pulsar oak]

Weird ass bison 💔

[pulsar oak]

Phew.. for a second there I thought my atv was going to turn 90 degrees upwards

Oml the quality got destroyed

[past bison]

Look at this little baby he’s made of sheep skin

[rare veldt]

Awww cute

[obsidian bay]

I LOVE

[past bison]

It’s so cutee

And soft af

I hope Nami won’t beef with him

[rare veldt]

She proceeds to eat him

[obsidian bay]

she 100% will

[past bison]

[past bison]

Yep

[obsidian bay]

I had a turkey tail and pheasant wings I was saving the feathers off of

ansel found the bag

No longer had I a turkey fan NOR wings

[rare veldt]

😭💔

[obsidian bay]

thats my idiot 🥲

[rare veldt]

🙏

[past bison]

Lmaooo xD

[obsidian bay]

I used to make dreamcatchers

and someone gave me the feathers from one of their hunts to make THEM a dreamcatcher

https://imgur.com/sOWUQpC

https://imgur.com/Ol0m8Dw

https://imgur.com/f3zgrwN

Gave the last one to my boss - made it with her macaws feathers

[rare veldt]

Yo hella sick

They look very cool🔥

[obsidian bay]

Moon shaped one 😄

owl shaped one

[obsidian bay]

thank you!

I literally just... decided I wanted to make them, learned a little about the webbing and just made them.

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Sounds about right

They look very good

[obsidian bay]

ty

the last two ended up being raffle prizes for an event

and someone wanted me to make them an owl on side because they didnt win the raffle haha

[rare veldt]

Lmao nice

[past bison]

Awww

Tyk when Ansel eats feathers

[rare veldt]

Oh my goodness leopard seal

[past bison]

Yes

[rare veldt]

Now I really feel like I have to go there….

[past bison]

[past bison]

Lmaoo

They had a polar bear too

[rare veldt]

Please make that into a sticker🤣😭🙏

[rare veldt]

Oooo

[past bison]

I need to

And some gators

[rare veldt]

Bro that is a fire museum🔥

[past bison]

Did but I cannot use it here

[rare veldt]

😭🙏

[past bison]

I’m shackled on this goddamn server 😭

[rare veldt]

How are you only silver????

[past bison]

I don’t know I yap all the time

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[past bison]

I also have Nami emojis

But also unusable here

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[past bison]

Fr

Me rn

[obsidian bay]

Only the ones I intend to use mannnnn

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[rare veldt]

😭🙏

[steady iris]

It's a little... SCARY

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-cute-swimming-gif-23590162

Literally my Roblox character

Except I have cat ears and horns plus halo

[craggy plaza]

Very pretty axalotol

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[past bison]

We gonna be home after eight and we’ve been out and about since before eleven ughh

I’m tiredd

[sick briar]

I return

[rare veldt]

Interesting

Welcome back

[pulsar oak]

We all greet you with open arms.

🫡

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/for-the-emperor-warhammer-40k-gif-10872575

[sick briar]

I lied I'm leaving again🥀🥀

that was my 1 weekly random comment

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-anime-gif-21889993

[pulsar oak]

I’ve never seen you before but I’m sad you only leave a comment once a week brah 😔

[sick briar]

yeah because you only have 380 messages 🥀

[pulsar oak]

Wdym?

[sick briar]

you're not regular enough to have remembered me

as if I'm some celebrity 🥀

[pulsar oak]

Yeah maybe I’m not

[sick briar]

https://tenor.com/view/borgorglis-drooling-feral-hog-im-feral-hog-feral-hog-im-f-gif-5667689933191658898

[pulsar oak]

Hey you might be bro 🥹 /hj

Honestly I’ve never seen someone who plays COTW and Uma Musume before

Very unique taste in video game genres

[sick briar]

I don't actually play the game that frequently I've just watched the anime

I played global release a bit but quite because it's a gacha

also say hello to the headphone collection that I've not shown off here

Ive also got another pair on their way

also in ear monitors

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sick briar]

clammed

[rare veldt]

Oh shoot we’ve been clammed

[mossy badge]

I wonder if i'd get in trouble for sending clams in a CM ticket?

[rare veldt]

Probably

[pulsar oak]

Awesome headphones bro 🔥 🔥

[sick briar]

also the silver ones cost like 620aud

and they're wired and don't have Bluetooth or noise cancelling (they're actual open backs as well so it doesn't muffle sound at all) all they do is just make noise (scary I know)

the walnut ones were like 230 and the orange ones were 45

I also have some ANCphones on the way as well

[past bison]

Istg we came home and the lock is stuck again

We can’t get home

Me

[past bison]

Security came and got the door open hell yea

[west bronze]

He’s hungry

[crisp whale]

I’m trying to pick a tattoo idea but I can’t find anything good😭

[wraith goblet]

The best tattoos are the ones that compliment your natural beauty.

[crisp whale]

Alright son

[long ember]

@manic inlet

[manic inlet]

😔

[rare veldt]

Is that what you do in your free time 🤔

[long ember]

I love him bro

[rare veldt]

He is quite funny

[long ember]

Shut up jerry

I didnt ask you

Don't tell me what I already know

God

[mossy badge]

Thank you for your service🫡

[rare veldt]

I was agreeing with you 😐

[rare veldt]

So real

[long ember]

Yeah well it's not needed jerry ik im right

[rare veldt]

😄

https://tenor.com/view/marmot-sleeping-zoinks-gif-16434899620997616190

My ahh

[long ember]

Fat

[rare veldt]

Nah, I’m just a cute little guy

[long ember]

Fat ugly guy

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/borgorglis-drooling-feral-hog-im-feral-hog-feral-hog-im-f-gif-5667689933191658898

[west bronze]

Genuinely about to drill my wisdom teeth out 🙂

[rare veldt]

Damn

[west bronze]

They’re about to feel what a drimmel tool feels like

(I have oragel totally won’t feel it)

[rare veldt]

😂

[wraith quail]

You really don't wanna do that

Just go dentist

[past bison]

Ughhh I’m selling our old allround tires because the rims are still all good but one tire is broken and sweet lord is everyone illiterate

I put it in the description and title clearly, only three good tires and one broken

And people are like are they all good

NO

[obsidian bay]

I would say idk catch and throw them at them

God i hate that

[amber wigeon]

Marketplace math

[obsidian bay]

Thr info is RIGHT THERE

[amber wigeon]

I think ima go looking for adders today

There’s not a cloud in the sky and it’s like 10 degrees

Absolutely perfect

[obsidian bay]

Good luck!

[past bison]

Lmaoo wanted to

17 people messaged me about them

One came to get them half an hour ago and was very efficient with it thank god

[obsidian bay]

bless

love a competent buyer who knows when they get a deal

and does not

complicate it

me when the other kind of buyer shows:

[past bison]

Fr

[past bison]

I love this lmaoo

I asked 50€ for them, could have gotten like double or triple that but I just wanted to get rid of them asap

[obsidian bay]

right

[past bison]

And now the storage unit is looking a bit better and I can fit our stuff there hell yea

[amber wigeon]

Had to cancel this bc there were sudden plans just for the plans to be cancelled 😐

[velvet current]

Just landed this Dimond pike

[obsidian bay]

v good

[oblique jewel]

memories 😔

[rare veldt]

Eat it!!!!

[velvet current]

A just cause it’s not being updated doesn’t mean it’s not playable or good

[rare veldt]

True

[obsidian bay]

JERRY

[rare veldt]

Ja?

[obsidian bay]

Just ordered some jerky :3

told hubs to find something unique

whole page for biltong, too https://www.jerkyshop.de/mehr-Biltong-c-104.html

[rare veldt]

Oooooo

I shall send it to my dad he can have a look

Thank you very much😄

[obsidian bay]

you're welcome!

I hope y'all find something you like 😄

[west bronze]

Wisdom tooth was hurting, slammed my jaw against my desk, heard a crack, now it doesn’t hurt anymore🦍

My wisdom teeth were trying to nerf me

[rare veldt]

Bro

I think you might have a screw loose

[west bronze]

Nah it’s crazy what tooth pain will make you do

[rare veldt]

😐

I suppose so

[west bronze]

It’s okay though I’ll sleep it off no big deal

If it keeps up I’ll introduce it to the biggest pair of vice grips I have

[rare veldt]

Brother is built different

[past bison]

I get it ngl

[ruby wave]

I had a tooth infection that lasted for 2 years (don't ask why I didn't get it checked out earlier lol). I was popping max strength Tylenol and Aspirin and Advil every time I had a pain flare up.... every 20 minutes. 2 pills every 20 minutes

[west bronze]

That’s insane😭😭

[west bronze]

Real

[sick briar]

decided to watch 86 🥀

it was a mistake 🥀
turns out I'm not cut out for ts

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

got to episode 3 and I already know I'm not gonna be able to emotionally handle it

[pulsar oak]

Oh damn 😔

Where can I watch it

(Asking for a friend btw)

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sick briar]

I legally watched it on crunchyroll 🥀

[rare veldt]

Lol

[sick briar]

but yeah I don't think Im cut out for watching every character most likely dying

[pulsar oak]

I couldn’t resist this sunset bro 🥹 💔

Or sunrise whatever it is

[rare veldt]

Very nice

[pulsar oak]

Yukon is my favourite map 100%

[rare veldt]

It is definitely a great place

[west bronze]

My Yukon

No muffler right now

[rare veldt]

Guys look lol

[sturdy vector]

is there a self promo here?

[knotty olive]

Nein

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/491982436671029290

[dire thicket]

I love being one of those people to just lurk in the off-topic channels

Because I can post whatever I want (as long as it is appropriate)

[long ember]

Hi dubia

[manic inlet]

sup jay

[long ember]

Hi zach

Cleo is chilling on my floor rn

She tried biting me yesterday I think

It was really scary

Genuinely

[manic inlet]

oh no

youve been terrorized

[long ember]

I was sitting in front of my bed and she charged at my thigh and bit my pant leg like 4 times

I felt it graze my leg

Absolutely terrifying.

[manic inlet]

meanwhile ive applied for the big game draw here in Colorado

Pronghorn and Mule Deer

[long ember]

Yeah well they don't have bunny fangs

[long ember]

Also adding to this

That should be appropriate

@manic inlet

[manic inlet]

tf did dobby do

[long ember]

Be made by Jk Rowling

Or wtv her name is

[obsidian bay]

-# actually a lot, behind the scenes. Bro was manipulating the situation and playing chess while the trio was playing checkers

[tawny grove]

Update on my hoya blooms bc Im so excited they getting phat
Really hoping they dont bloom while I leave for my birthday vacation in like a month 😭

She's got a lil third one goin anyway im so hype

Just realized how many rocks are in frame uhh ignore them I have an issue with collecting various things

[agile crystal]

Dw me too🤣