🦝︴off-topic

[hushed furnace]

Picky picky ☹️

[long ember]

I know I'm so sad

They bug pellets

[past bison]

Me, dyeing my hair with suspiciously orange shaded hairdye: surely this won’t turn out orange

Like the box says brown and has several pictures of brown hair

Not orange

I will be crashing out if it’s orange

We shall see in half an hour

[manic inlet]

turned yourself into a citrus fruit

[past bison]

See the problem is

It would not be the first time

Back in the day of wild hair colors I was attempting bright red only to end up to traffic cone territory

At the time I was working a job where I had to wear high vis orange jacket at all times so it really drove home the traffic cone vibe

[mossy badge]

You shall become ginger

I was ginger once

[past bison]

Not againn

I’ve had orange hair three times now

I cannot do a fourth one

Off to dry my hair to see the color

It is not orange but a delightful light brown

Yet another success my superiority complex will stay

[manic inlet]

nice

[manic inlet]

lmao

[past bison]

I used to dye my hair for nine years straight every few months

I’m a semi professional if I might say so myself

[manic inlet]

W

[long ember]

Was the orange cheaper than the brown

If so

Probably is orange

Lmfao

[past bison]

Lmao it’s the same price and it did turn out brown instead of orange xD

[long ember]

Thank god

[past bison]

Frr I would have had a menty b if it turned out orange

[rare veldt]

Damn😭

No shocks in that area but we did see a lot of big fish and couple of stingrays

[past bison]

Ooo I love that

I’d love to see sharks

Thresher shark is my favorite

[rare veldt]

lol

They are very cool

[past bison]

Yes

I love the long tail

Omg my bf made us smash burgers and damn they good

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Nice

[past bison]

Man works a full afternoon shift, comes home and starts making burgers

[rare veldt]

Bro was like “Burgers sound like a good idea today”

[past bison]

Fr xD

[mossy badge]

Guess you gotta eat it

[long ember]

Do you want it

You can use it

[mossy badge]

I only eat bugs, sorry

[long ember]

It has bugs in it

[lament harness]

Yummy

[random tendon]

Nobody got yesterday's Wordle... but today is a new day @Seamus of the Woeful Countenance @dire thicket 🌞

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 1 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 5/6: @mossy badge

[random tendon]

Carrion was playing

[random tendon]

𓃢 𓃦 Zircon 𓃥 𓁢 was playing

[vapid salmon]

any free dlc maps on the way be a nice change the last map was very bland

[full egret]

I started building my custom enclosure for a crested gecko

Got some texture on the back panel of the tank, built a foam shelf and hides to go in it. (The tank will be flipped vertically once finished)

I cut all of the foam with a kitchen knife 🤣

[pulsar oak]

What’re we doing here, boys…

[west bronze]

Do yall know who cyraxx is? not the mk character

[shadow halo]

Ok let's talk here then

[vale sierra]

Bet

[shadow halo]

Where the hell is even kuttenberg at

[vale sierra]

Středočesko

[shadow halo]

Oh I found it now

Yeah

I am from cesky keumloc

Krumlov

[lyric schooner]

On my Xbox account I’m lvl 1000 on chiv

[vale sierra]

I’ve been in krumlov before beautiful place

[lyric schooner]

And on pc I’m around 115

[vale sierra]

Which faction is ur favourite

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-smile-smirk-haha-gif-6403290434734800133

[shadow halo]

Yes many people describe it that way, it just that the old town's prices are just too high, but it makes sense since tourists are mostly coming in from richer countries like Germany and etc

So why not take advantage of the revenue

[lyric schooner]

Ngl I’m on the fence about this because like molric was put in charge and tries his best to feed his people while maintaining the protection of the kingdom from the tenosians

[vale sierra]

Im in a small town near kolin

[shadow halo]

Yo chill out bro what is going on you ain't in no doakes Dexter edit

[lyric schooner]

But like Agatha he as the right of blood and wants to change things for the better.

[vale sierra]

WHAT IS THAT LORE

[shadow halo]

Agartha?

[lyric schooner]

Agatha king died

[vale sierra]

Agáta

[lyric schooner]

Mason king rose to power

[shadow halo]

LOL

[lyric schooner]

Knew the Agatha kings actually

In the final map forget its name they duel and talk about it

[vale sierra]

Civil war to defend against tenosia

[lyric schooner]

About the problems

[lyric schooner]

That’s the point malric makes too

Is to stop fighting

Each other

[shadow halo]

Only in Benešov

[lyric schooner]

His own people were suffering

And starving

Ngl

[vale sierra]

100years war simulator

[lyric schooner]

I think malrics claim is legit

I’d probably side the the masons

But if everyone was starving

It would be hell

[vale sierra]

Tenosian battle cries are top notch tho

[lyric schooner]

Ehhh they’re unique

[shadow halo]

Kámo už je dost pozdě já jdu spát a musím lock in na zítřejší výuku, čau.

[lyric schooner]

I just find them annoying

[vale sierra]

Alalakala

[lyric schooner]

I have let out over 5000 battler cries

[vale sierra]

Goodnight

[lyric schooner]

In my stats

[vale sierra]

Crazy ahh stat

[lyric schooner]

So after awhile that high pitch squealing is just over the top lol

What weapons ur fav

[vale sierra]

Morning star

Hbu

[lyric schooner]

Mace and long sword

Long sword for groups

And mace for solo

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[lyric schooner]

But recently my friend got me hooked on the messaer

Good drags

If I’m just wanting to hack and slash

[vale sierra]

I never analized the battlefield just threw the heads

[lyric schooner]

I’ll pull out my battle axe

[lyric schooner]

Yeah can be chopped and thrown

Can also set chickens on fire

[vale sierra]

And played the instruments

[lyric schooner]

And grab them

Barrels are funny to throw

Or fish

If I’m getting pelted my arches I’ll just use a shield

[vale sierra]

I went fist combat a lot

[lyric schooner]

And when it breaks I’ll put it on my back

[lyric schooner]

Fist are underrated

[vale sierra]

Strategy never heard of it

[lyric schooner]

Just press v

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-superman-flying-tongue-meme-ai-gif-12285929760681474519

[lyric schooner]

And whail

[vale sierra]

Just scream that ur quite hungry

[lyric schooner]

Get chiv 2 and play with me bro

[west bronze]

What is that

[vale sierra]

And they’ll scurry away

[lyric schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry2-chivalry-catapult-goodbye-goodbye-world-gif-26199600

This

[west bronze]

Is it free

[vale sierra]

Medieval battle game

[lyric schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-knight-gif-12165973841162993448

[lyric schooner]

No but fairly cheap

[west bronze]

Is it on PlayStation

[lyric schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry-2-gif-788862682361120942

I do believe so

[vale sierra]

Hell yeah

[west bronze]

I’ll get it one sec

[vale sierra]

Even on ps plus for a while

[lyric schooner]

If u get it I’ll teach u how to play

There’s a bit of a learn curve

But it’s fun

Big fights

[vale sierra]

We could play sometime

[lyric schooner]

For sure bro

[vale sierra]

Triple qeuing

[lyric schooner]

Pm me ur steam user

[vale sierra]

Ps5

[lyric schooner]

Ahh

Friend code then

[vale sierra]

Crossplay right?

[lyric schooner]

Yes

Unfortunately I will be gone for about a week

Due to irl stuff

[vale sierra]

Bet I’ll dm u when I wake up

[lyric schooner]

But I’ll hit u up after

[lyric schooner]

Hibernation?

Haha

[vale sierra]

Frankly midnight

[lyric schooner]

Ah ok

Sleep well

[west bronze]

Oh it’s included on ps plus

[vale sierra]

Was in 23

For a month

[regal berry]

R

[lyric schooner]

W

[west bronze]

Bet

[lyric schooner]

Yooooo

Bro

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-demon-time-nikk0321-unlive2774-demon-mode-gif-22829198

[lyric schooner]

Do u have chiv 2?

[regal berry]

Yeah

It’s great

[lyric schooner]

Dang what lvl!

[regal berry]

50 smth pray 😭

[lyric schooner]

Bruh

[regal berry]

Dang

[vale sierra]

We building an empire

[regal berry]

I type my emojis up

[lyric schooner]

I’m level 1115 total across two accounts

[regal berry]

😦

A lot of numbers

[lyric schooner]

1k on my Xbox

115 on pc

[west bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-3584473422170938815

[regal berry]

Wow

[lyric schooner]

Mmmhm

If u wanna play sometime lmk

I’ll be able to play in about a week

Got some irl stuff atm

[regal berry]

Im a minor sorry

[lyric schooner]

Bruh

Nice joke

[regal berry]

Mhm

[west bronze]

Ya boi getting this next week

[lyric schooner]

The lady’s are gonna love this

[west bronze]

Flip that I’m gonna love it lol

[lyric schooner]

Motor cycle

With bandana

Does look cool though

[west bronze]

I read this as banana 😭

[lyric schooner]

Ngl I read ur name as diddy

I just never said anything lmao

[west bronze]

lol

[regal berry]

“Doesn’t matter abt the ladies cause imma love it”. — Abraham Lincoln

[west bronze]

Ong

[lyric schooner]

Pretty sure that was your dad the night she met your mom

[rare veldt]

Bro’s knee is now a snack😂

[regal berry]

Ahahha

[regal berry]

Yuh

[lyric schooner]

Every time he straightens it it munches

If only it could bend forward

[rare veldt]

Frfr lmao

[lyric schooner]

Imagine inside of an elbow

[west bronze]

Yes nom nom

[lyric schooner]

Or inside of knee

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[vale sierra]

Damn bro hello jerry

[rare veldt]

Yo what’s up been a minute

[regal berry]

Wrong image shir

[west bronze]

What the hellyante

[regal berry]

Also wtf Facebook

[vale sierra]

How have you been

[regal berry]

I don’t know him

[rare veldt]

Good thanks and yourself

[rare veldt]

Mmmmmmmm

[vale sierra]

Aight

[rare veldt]

Nice

[regal berry]

I know yeezy tho

[vale sierra]

How did the server explode

[regal berry]

Plastic explosives or smth

[west bronze]

Guys I want you to meet cryaxx

[regal berry]

MF DOOM been silent after this image was sent

[west bronze]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[regal berry]

Frick off Tina turner

I want kanye tn

Rn*

But i want Tina tn 😏

lol

[vale sierra]

He like db Cooper

[regal berry]

Ahahaa

[rare veldt]

I got no clue 🥀

[knotty olive]

@mossy badge

[obsidian bay]

Finished

[west bronze]

Very awesome great job!

[full egret]

Bruh I about walked out of work tonight.
We were packed ALL afternoon. 300 orders in 5 hours, and so we were a little behind, it was atleast 80 degrees in the kitchen, we were short staffed. And the owner barges in screaming at us for having a window open saying that we are gonna get kidnapped because someone will jump through the window. Then he starts talking to me saying "you need to be smarter at your job and keep this rail stocked with lettuce, tomatoes, etc. and you need to change that pan and mix this up" mind you I hadn't even gotten my sidework done for the night because we were so busy I couldn't, my shift lead didn't even get a break tonight due to it.

[haughty elk]

Did you stock the rail with lettuce and tomatoes

[full egret]

Oh and he also does nothing to help us. He just comes in and starts yelling at us

[full egret]

Hell no I didn't. It's literally not my job, that's the others' job. Literally why two of the other workers are there

I'm at the end of my rope with this old man.

He will end the pay period before anyone reaches overtime so he doesn't have to pay time and a half.

[haughty elk]

He’s a businessman

[full egret]

He's a greedy idiot.

Our fryers are like 30 years old and giving out on us, he's spent probably $8,000 to fix them the last year. When he could have just bought a brand new one for that much and not have the issue of them continuously giving us trouble.

[haughty elk]

I’d go work somewhere else Icl

[full egret]

Then our little fryer for our fish half the time turns off and doesn't work so we have to unscrew the power cover and hit a button to make it reboot

I genuinely want to work somewhere else, but my town is very limited. Most job listings require prior managerial experience, a college degree of some kind, or doesn't have the hours I can work.

[haughty elk]

Fair

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 2 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 5/6: @lavish marsh
X/6: @hushed furnace

[twin ruin]

nice

[twin ruin]

thats nothing

[quiet tiger]

I don't know when i can post pictures on channels😭

[past bison]

Had a good af skate and also helped some french family to find the rink

And now I have a video of them skating because I offered to get them one from ice

[obsidian bay]

once you've chatted enough - the bot will autoassign the role permissions to you

😄

[past bison]

I need to go store to get new laces ughhh

I’m so comfy in bed

[west bronze]

I feel this on a level you don’t understand

[heavy breach]

Yo Xbox sending me 8 billion messages 💀💀💀 chill man

[crisp whale]

Umm this is like super illegal

At least in the US idk where you live

[sand crypt]

Way of the hunter 2 is looking a lottt better then whatever that ultimate hunting game was

[hushed furnace]

Woth2 looks REALLY nice

Im excited for it

[full egret]

Oh I know. But nobody will report his ass because he's old.

And I don't know how to make a complaint, and I also don't have document evidence either

[crisp whale]

If you can get evidence then you can report to the DOL and it’s illegal for him to retaliate

[sand crypt]

Same

[obsidian bay]

Report to the Department of Labor Wage and Hour Division.

Calling/writing them should be easy enough - request assistance on steps you should take to report your employer as you feel he is doing a LOT on his end to avoid proper payment to his staff

Can double check if your state has its own labor division as well, and dual report there

[sand crypt]

The graphics are insane

[obsidian bay]

In the least, requesting what would be proper evidence/steps you should take to prove your claims -

[past bison]

My bf wants to buy me figure skates

[obsidian bay]

blessss

[past bison]

He thought I want edea pianos, the ones many olympians have 💀

The ones that cost 800€ just for the boot

Sir are you mental

[obsidian bay]

what a golden retriever though 😭

[past bison]

He’s lowkey insane but in the best way

I’ll get fitted for 200€ jacksons, those would match my skill level bc I am not jumping quads now or ever lmao

[sand crypt]

I got trolled by a gold mani elk his estimate was 412 to 499

[obsidian bay]

Rip

[sand crypt]

He was 447

😔

[past bison]

Oof

[obsidian bay]

Me, 100%.
'I can do the thing!'
'Lemme buy you the gear to let you do the thing PROFESSIONALLY'
'But.. I do the thing as a hobby 😭 '

[past bison]

Lmaoooo fr

I’ve done it as a hobby for 15+ years but I would need actual skates for learning jumps and proper edge work and stuff

[obsidian bay]

will the jacksons allow you to learn this comfortably

without also being 1k in y'alls wallet

[past bison]

Exactlyy

And they’re solid enough for single jumps which is the most I’ll ever do bc I’m old

I’m literally past the age when figure skaters usually retire from competing

[full egret]

I don't personally work enough to get OT, so my pay stubs would be essentially worthless. I'm only able to work 3days/week due to school and church plus they can't accommodate extra hours to me (I've asked several times)

[obsidian bay]

Ah yes, 15 /s

[past bison]

For russians you’re not far off 💀

[obsidian bay]

ugh, lame.
I mean, its (usually) not illegal to discuss wages with coworkers
Not approved of by employers because 'PeOpLe WiLl GeT jEaLoUs AnD fIgHt' but in cases like this.. transparency means fairness when it comes to legal stuff

[past bison]

They have to stop competing around 18 because their bodies are giving up from the insanity they put them through

[obsidian bay]

I mean... yeah

[past bison]

Would be crazy if it were illegal tbh

[obsidian bay]

it varies state-to-state and I've been told not to discuss wages by former employers in both alabama and arizona

ubt

[full egret]

I did find out that an old friend of mine who also works there occasionally due to school she gets paid like $18-19 an hour because she's the building managers grand daughter and they've know the main owner for ages. Mind you the rest of us get paid the very minimum he can.
Which in my state minimum wage is $15/hr

[obsidian bay]

told is not necessarily forbidden

[past bison]

Wtfff

[obsidian bay]

Ahh... Nepotism. love to hate it

[full egret]

Then he likes to tell us how even $15/hr is too much for us and we don't deserve it

[obsidian bay]

in New Hampshire (when I left in 2022) min wage was 7.25/hr
I worked 44h/week
but reported 39.5 because - like yours - my boss couldn't afford the OT

or rather, she couldn't. like literally couldn't.

not that she didnt want to

[full egret]

That's a whole different ballgame

[obsidian bay]

but the guy we rented shop space from put the rent up almost 2x what it was

[full egret]

He threatens to withhold our tips from us if we "don't do good enough"

[obsidian bay]

so 5k/mo

tf nah

if we earned a tip she let us keep it 100%

[full egret]

And he's openly admitted that if he could pay us less, he would.

[crisp whale]

Illegal

[obsidian bay]

Gross.

absolutely disgusting.

[full egret]

I know. I genuinely hate that old man and I can't wait for the day he sells or strokes out. It's awful to say but I've got so much resentment against him

[obsidian bay]

At least with my boss - if she couldn't float your OT on one check, she would add the missing hours to other checks so that you earned the money in SOME way

[full egret]

He's been trying to sell out but he backs out every time from buyers. And he's kept the place so old and run down that it would have to go drastic changes upon sale.
My dad offered him cash upfront for it and he denied it because he claims cash is too sketchy. (My dad's well known for his money in this town.)

Dude my car insurance is 1/2 of one of my checks a month

[obsidian bay]

he's dumb - he doesn'T want to sell unless its a GROSS overpayment is my guess

[full egret]

Most likely

[obsidian bay]

had your dad offered cash at 2x asking cost bet he wouldnt have turned his nose

[full egret]

Who knows. The guy is already pretty loaded I think. Because he also owns an antique car business

He's got like 50-100 old antique cars on a lot

[obsidian bay]

ugh ya

[full egret]

Last night I was so very close to telling him to KMA and walking out

If I had another job lined up I most likely would have. But I don't currently have a fall back despite looking

[obsidian bay]

dang..

what business is it? Serving?

[full egret]

Food service yeah

It's a fast food place called Taco Time. Not super popular, mostly a northern thing in the states

[obsidian bay]

hm.. Are there other fast food joints you could apply?

Or maybe like a mom n pop grooming salon as a bather or something?

anything to get you free from that 😂

[full egret]

I've tried asking several locally owned places and they either don't have hours I can work or they aren't hiring

I really don't want to work in fast food, so I've been trying to look for other options. I've given a few different companies my number and never got a call.

I got an idea to maybe try Petco the next town over... I go there a lot and it's pretty calm there so I mean it's not awful

Plus it's in the same town as my school

[obsidian bay]

ooh nice nice

[full egret]

I called Petco they're not hiring

Only a manager assistant which I cannot do because I don't meet the requirements

[west bronze]

Could only post a short version because I don’t have nitro

[sinful owl]

One of the eggs has pipped a day early they are due tomorrow

Apparently this little one couldn't wait

[knotty olive]

@mossy badge did u or only me think?

[broken violet]

haggis

[quiet tiger]

Also saw this picture on other channels. So many "haggis" lol

This is an aardvark？ So what exactly is haggis?

[pearl solar]

a haggis is a thingamajig from scottish mythology i think

[full egret]

A haggis is a Scottish mythical creature along with a main dish.
The main dish is some sort of filling stuffed into what I think I remember to be sheep or pig stomach? The haggis "animal" I think stems from the dish as a joke among Scottish people

I think I explained that correctly, my memory could be a little fuzzy and I am by no means an expert

[quiet tiger]

Oh, a dish？This sounds interesting

[full egret]

Yessum

[full egret]

I'm dying🤣

[crisp whale]

Nooo

Why would you commit such an act 😭

[obsidian bay]

Bah, lame.

Maybe call at the end of March to see if any openings?

[covert mulch]

is it mad i was playing COTW in school yesterday when i was in isolation

[jovial flare]

Bouta go crazy about AI and writing because I don’t use it but man does it think I do

[twin ruin]

.

.

[rare veldt]

Same!

Although they do use AI to mark my stuff and because it can only get the just of it and not actually it keeps submitting 40k fanfiction

[obsidian bay]

Good luck

🫡

[quick obsidian]

i guess they wanted to mate with the gooses

[opal badge]

Geese

[quick obsidian]

ybyunöå06umöin4rs

[opal badge]

classic noob piano

[quick obsidian]

ikr

[opal badge]

fr

u wanna play cotw with me (pc

)

[quick obsidian]

uhh idk

i am tiger hunting so prob no sry

[full egret]

I'll have to keep an eye on it

[white marten]

а руский кто то есьть?

[obsidian bay]

A good handful from what I have seen - theres 130k+ people in the server afterall...
That said - please do use English per the server #📜︴rules

[flint crater]

@long ember https://x.com/i/status/2027105167318061516

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

These two can be married in 1.7

X · Feb 26, 2026, 7:35 PM

Bro

How could they fumble this hard...

[long ember]

NO

NOOOO

NOT CLINT

[flint crater]

I was coping so hard thinking they'd do something new but they're just reused cut content

[long ember]

im grieving the happiness i once had knowing clint wasnt a suitor

[flint crater]

I opened Twitter and everyone was reacting as if they just saw the second tower get hit I can't believe I predicted this so hard man this sucks

[long ember]

HAHA

Well maybe he'll have like something useful..?

Doubt but oh well

I mean people pick Haley and she's a b so

[flint crater]

True

I literally don't even care much about the romance options in general but even I feel so disappointed...

Maybe they'll make him less of an annoying creep??

[long ember]

Esp towards Emily

[jagged sierra]

Doubtful.

[oblique jewel]

this game has me by the throat ~ Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

if only i could fish that

[hybrid harness]

its amazing

top 5 game easily

dlcs are meh tho

[oblique jewel]

bro it’s messed my sleep schedule up i got it last Thursday and haven’t stopped playing lmao i’m currently 80 hours in

[hybrid harness]

yeah i had the same thing

very addictive

[oblique jewel]

like dude it’s beyond gorgeous great combat great open world with 2 regions with endless content it’s easily my 2025 game of the year

i’ll never understand how that slop fest expedition 33 won game of the year over this…

[hybrid harness]

no clue

kcd2 deserved every award

[jovial flare]

Well dude it’s like I write and the AI checker is so CERTAIN that I used chat gpt and it’s like uh no I didn’t

Also excited to start throwing some bigger streamers coming here soon

[rare veldt]

Damn💀

[rare veldt]

They look so good!

[harsh acorn]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

With friends

[past bison]

awwe poor baby

[harsh acorn]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

poor thing

[manic inlet]

👀

what could this be

new birb?

[thick osprey]

Maybe dog, who knows 🤷‍♂️

[rare veldt]

Please can we get a new small deer species🙏

[manic inlet]

this is for BULT, a waterfowl/upland bird game lol

[rare veldt]

Oooo

[thick osprey]

They said they are going to focus only in small game, specifically bird hunting

[rare veldt]

My bad gang I thought it was for CTOW😭🙏

[manic inlet]

all good lmao; its a nice game for early access tho

only 10 bucks

[rare veldt]

I’m not much of a bird hunter

But it definitely sounds interesting

[thick osprey]

I was not until I tried it 😄

[rare veldt]

lol

Maybe I will have to try🤔

[past bison]

Burgir

[hushed furnace]

Tasty

[rare veldt]

Ooo nice

[thick osprey]

Is cheap so I would give it a go, there will be a new update soon 🙂

[rare veldt]

I have this

[past bison]

I am the worst at taking food pics but omg it’s good

[rare veldt]

Nice

[past bison]

Yumm

[rare veldt]

Ja

[past bison]

I have spicy pringles too for snack but I fear I won’t be able to eat anything after this

[rare veldt]

Lol

[jovial flare]

I doubt it

[manic inlet]

oh hey potter

how goes it

[thick osprey]

They mentioned goose in the last devblog, maybe they add it 🤷‍♂️

[jovial flare]

And hispanvs who the hell wants a goose

[manic inlet]

thats true, greylag geese were mentioned

[manic inlet]

me

i like geese

[jovial flare]

I want doves or something quicker to shoot man 😭

[jovial flare]

It goes okay I’m currently exhausted and laying in bed about to go get food probably. I have a speech and an outline due with 2 tests coming up so we are in the thick of it. My plan this weekend is to be with my gf and just destress

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-saint-saint-potter-draco-malfoy-tom-felton-gif-5956460

[jovial flare]

Hi tykkkk

[thick osprey]

Me 😅

[obsidian bay]

hi bb hope you get to decomp

[manic inlet]

thats quite a bit going on ngl

[obsidian bay]

Take gf to a couples spa

😂

[manic inlet]

hazel grouse is in that neighborhood since they perch and go tree to tree

[jovial flare]

I would be happier with that

I’m not about to rant about how many game birds they should add

[jovial flare]

Im ngl she would love a hot spring in the woods

She took me to bass pro last weekend and we laid in bed and watched movies

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-fofofo-gif-13829082342425036588

[obsidian bay]

I love that for you

[past bison]

I wanna go bass pro so bad

The big one

[hushed furnace]

Holy peak

[jovial flare]

The massive pyramid lmao

[past bison]

Yess

[hushed furnace]

Pyramid bass pros mentioned

[past bison]

But I live in Sweden

No bass pro here

[jovial flare]

We do more then just be bums obviously generally we do stuff and are more productive but we had fun either way

[jovial flare]

Ikr

[obsidian bay]

soemtimes being a hobo is the best tho.

[jovial flare]

We were hungover it was a need

[manic inlet]

the hazel grouse are already in bult btw they added them last update lmao

[jovial flare]

The weekend prior we went and got coffee then baked together and went to her family function where I met everyone

[obsidian bay]

Ansel woke me up at 4:30 and kept me up til about 6:45
I fed them at 7 because I was feeling petty.
Hubs alarms started going off at 7:30 😭
he ended up staying home and honestly I just went back to sleep, woke up at 11:45

[obsidian bay]

stop

[manic inlet]

got my single ass smiling

[obsidian bay]

my crusty blackened heart is so happy for this

[manic inlet]

mf over here being happy

[jovial flare]

Guys I know it’s crazy

[obsidian bay]

cray works

[jovial flare]

Coming up here soon in march there’s a massive tulip festival

[obsidian bay]

its 90s/00s slang

[jovial flare]

So you know where I will be

[obsidian bay]

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TULIP FIELDS

[jovial flare]

YEP

her favorite flowers are tulips so I’m gonna go frolick with her in the masses of them lmao

[obsidian bay]

Grab her a black hero

they're gorgeous

[jovial flare]

Idk what are plans are going to be Saturday I want a fancy date night and ice cream but I have a strong feeling we are gonna get lost in hobby lobby

[obsidian bay]

do y'all have uhhh

coldstone creamery?

[jovial flare]

Her favourite are red tulips

[jovial flare]

We don’t I have that in Texas but we have what’s called Andy’s custard and that’s really it ice cream wise and it’s not even ice cream it’s custard lmao

I wish we had good ice cream joints

[obsidian bay]

okay okay... three cultivars to look for:

• Red Devil
• Princess Unique
• Alkemade's Memory
  • Kingston gets an honorable mention

[jovial flare]

Thank you Tyk✨

[obsidian bay]

Red devil

princess unique - iirc its a double head bloom - but it is more orangey

[past bison]

Oooo I love this one

[obsidian bay]

Alkemades Memory

Kingston - more pink, but has a lil fringey fringe

[jovial flare]

This is my fav

[obsidian bay]

I think there are some Kingston crosses that are redder than the pink

[mossy badge]

Cray?

[mossy badge]

Clamtology's place of worship

[past bison]

Omg a baby

[hushed furnace]

YES!!!

[mossy badge]

Before finding it, I thought there weren't any in the lake

[past bison]

Such a cute lil creature

[hushed furnace]

And then when you ate it there wasnt any left ☹️

[mossy badge]

With Cajun seasoning😔

[hushed furnace]

Shi maybe extintion was worth it

Sounds tasty

[buoyant spire]

give

[buoyant spire]

Whenever I see flowers this color I call them goths 😂

[obsidian bay]

There's a Gothic plant subreddit

[buoyant spire]

i dont have reddit

but that sounds cool

[unique tartan]

is that a calico crayfish?

[obsidian bay]

It's beautiful

[buoyant spire]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-will-ferrell-beautiful-its-beautiful-wonderful-gif-3547414

[hushed furnace]

Holy aura

[obsidian bay]

You have no idea how often I go to that subreddit and just look at peoples plants

[hushed furnace]

I would too honestly

[obsidian bay]

I desperately want another alocasia

A black velvet

I saw it in that forum and have been hooked since

[buoyant spire]

omg

[obsidian bay]

What cultivar is thissss

[buoyant spire]

i just searched velvet alocasia 😭

[obsidian bay]

Oh lmao

Oh.

Oh...

I just hurt my own feelings

[buoyant spire]

Oh?

oh

[buoyant spire]

sorry

[obsidian bay]

That's the orphanage I adopt my plant children from

[buoyant spire]

thats a nice way to put it 😂

[obsidian bay]

25 bucks for a decent sized TC monstera

15 bucks for a nice standard monstera

....That turned out to be five plants in one pot

[buoyant spire]

oh yikes

or good?

i havent plant shopped in a while.

[obsidian bay]

That's 3 bucks per and the thing is still putting out new growth, despite being watered ever 2.5 weeks in the dead of winter

And 25 for the Thai constellation, ya

[buoyant spire]

nice

[obsidian bay]

TCs are beaucoup crazy expensive just because they have cream-white on them

[buoyant spire]

👍

i dont know what half of that means 😭 😂

[obsidian bay]

Sorry, I fix

[buoyant spire]

its ok

[jovial flare]

I’m too poor

[obsidian bay]

I'm too poor

[hushed furnace]

WE are too poor

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/mom-chandler-and-monica-gif-25191038

[mossy badge]

Anyone happen to know any costume designers?

I want to get myself a Don Quixote costume like the one in my pfp

[jovial flare]

I-

Yk

If you can find one

I will laugh

But what’s stopping you from just going to a party city or some costume place and making it up as you go😭

[mossy badge]

I lack creativity

[jovial flare]

Everyone has creativity you just have to unlock it

I have to write a speech over Levi’s you think I’m creative enough to do that hell no but I’m making it work out of spite and willing my way through it

[mossy badge]

Perchance🤷‍♂️

[jovial flare]

Nahhh

Not no perchance

You do

Now get your silly helmet and a silly knight outfit with a lance and a wooden shield

[mossy badge]

Perchance

[lyric furnace]

per chance

[knotty olive]

Guys I have court tomorrow

What kind of tom foolery shall I engage in?

[mossy badge]

Thanks for representing me btw, my other lawyer lowk bailed

[tawny grove]

TALM BOUT ALOCASIAS IN HERE?

If anyone understand plants my hoya flowering for the first time I think Im so hype ive had it for a while and its gotten so much bigger

[worn lily]

we have food at home

[obsidian bay]

The food at home:

[wraith goblet]

You could shake things up and go for like a villain windmill arc..

[vagrant crest]

Meet Martin. The moose that me and dad have seen 3 times in two hunts

He also is not the slightest scared of humans

[thick osprey]

A small update with improvements and fixes is now live!
Happy hunting!

[dense river]

1

2

3

[ruby wave]

a) there's a cooldown between messages, and b) multiple in a row will only count as one. VC won't unlock earlier by doing that

[full egret]

Progress so far on converting this aquarium to a terrarium

Plus there's a sculpted foam shelf with two hide holes I'll glue into it

I also extended the silicone down a bit more

[real kindle]

e

[next gyro]

What gun do u guys hunt deer with

[full egret]

6.5 creedmor

[next gyro]

Sweet

[full egret]

Its perfect for mulies, it's okay for elk, a little on the weak side for the elk we've got around here but it gets the job done as long as you make a good shot

[pulsar oak]

Ferret (Not my pet so it’s not in #🦝︴pet-pics)

[past bison]

My bf is taking me to a skate shop to try on proper figure skates tomorrow

I won’t buy any yet but for the next season maybe I’ll get a pair

[tawny grove]

@vital heath some of my dragons :))

[vital heath]

HOLY S TIER

[tawny grove]

TY ❗️❗️

If there are any op fans ||Kaido dragon form||

[vital heath]

woooo

Do you want a dragon

[jovial flare]

Your the reason I do ceramics

Beautiful line work though if you ever got into tattooing you’d probably love it

[rare veldt]

Beautiful🔥

[hushed furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

Peak what

[tawny grove]

Tysm! I've definitely gotten people telling me to go into it

[tawny grove]

Lmaoo ty

[jovial flare]

If you ever get the desire to I reccomend it.

Bottom right jacket would make a badass chest tattoo lmao

[obsidian bay]

-# jacket

[buoyant spire]

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-amazing-so-beautiful-it-is-what-it-is-gif-22558916

[tawny grove]

Thought about it, mostly just worried that like, im putting something on someone forever and that's so stressful to me ionno😭 still an option tho

[dense river]

weu

pls i want vsc

[jovial flare]

That was a typo

[jovial flare]

Nah you do a trace before ever actually tattooing someone

[tawny grove]

Yeah ive seen a lot of processes and the fake skin, definitely sum i think abt

[jovial flare]

Currently trying to read a Japanese stamp lmao

[jovial flare]

You’d enjoy it if you like to draw

As for me I hate it

[tawny grove]

Lmao I think I would

[crisp whale]

Should I get another tattoo guys

[hushed furnace]

Why is this a question ☹️

Yes

[crisp whale]

What should I get

[crisp whale]

How many do you have

[hushed furnace]

0

I’m a supporter tho

[crisp whale]

Bruh

[knotty olive]

@wraith goblet just so yk I’m not going to jail I’m an attorney😭

[hushed furnace]

??????? 😭😭😭💀🙏

W I think

Idk I didn’t pass law school

[mossy badge]

W defense btw. Can't believe I got away with it

[hushed furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-flight-meme-flight-cry-flight-nba-gif-11402636713647981189

[livid fiber]

how many pings can i get when i turn notifications enabled to everything

lets see..

[past bison]

Ofc

[mossy badge]

I plan on getting a tiny lobster on my foot one day

[past bison]

I want my cat’s pawprint or face, a big flower tattoo on my hip and the same tramp stamp that Sally has in Cars

I have none but I have big plans

Lmao

[mossy badge]

I didnt think of getting a tattoo of my cats. I kind of want one of Janet's face

(My cat that went missing)

[past bison]

I’d like something like this of Nami

[stiff gate]

[low timber]

yo wsg

[rare veldt]

That would be so cool

[past bison]

It’s just very expensive and I need to find a tattoo artist that does exactly what I like

[rare veldt]

Ja…

Best of luck!

[past bison]

Tyy maybe in a few years lmaoo

[rare veldt]

Lmao

It will give you time to think about it

[past bison]

Yepp

It will be on me forever so I gotta plan it well

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[past bison]

I have three days next week when I can go ice skatinggg hell yea

[stiff gate]

I wish they didn’t abandon the angler

Its fun

Add fishing into the hunter

[crisp whale]

I already have my kids birthdays and a couples tattoo with my husband

Thinking about getting a slayer tattoo

[obsidian bay]

you own this brand dont you

[crisp whale]

Respectfully where tf do you live 😭

Iguana meat is wicked 😭

[obsidian bay]

Well Publix is in the US

all in the lower side of the country

I live in Austria

[pulsar oak]

Right beside the Campbell’s??? COME ON!!! MY CAMPBELL’S SOUP!!!!!

[stiff gate]

Just got a huge gold atlantic salmon and then a diamond zander like 20 seconds later on the angler

Right at the dock where u spawn on the norway map

[past bison]

I wanna try

[amber wigeon]

Ngl sounds delicious

You could wake me up for fried iguana

Some pics before i fly back home tomorrow

[long ember]

@obsidian bay cleo has some puff on her butt

[obsidian bay]

some.. puff?

[long ember]

Like shedding fur

Its so bad man

[hushed furnace]

Creatures

[long ember]

I didnt know rabbits shed so badly

[hushed furnace]

Yeah but fluffy so it cancels out

[long ember]

Not yet because she still doesn't like me

[hushed furnace]

Oh 😕😕😕☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔

[rare veldt]

Maybe…..

[mossy badge]

Lowk would eat that

[loud panther]

A family member of mine offered me rattlesnake once, was freezer burned so bad.

Apparently him and his brother would catch like 80+ a day, put them in buckets and freeze them until they got about 600, then skin them in one go

[hushed furnace]

Literally who wouldn’t

[long ember]

I bet u got room clearing farts

Thats disgusting carrion

I can only imagine how you eat

[vital heath]

bah

@hushed furnace peep the helluva OC

[rare veldt]

🤔

[stiff gate]

[clear fern]

Rip NEMO

[past bison]

Sealbarrow is sending mee

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

Some fun mushroom content

[hushed furnace]

Would eat

Probably poisonous

Hmmm

[jovial flare]

There edible it’s chicken of the woods and oyster mushrooms (I should note I think it’s old chicken of the woods idrk)

[hushed furnace]

Amazing

Would eat

[mossy badge]

Scrumptious

[full egret]

Progressed a little further into the build

[hushed furnace]

What creature is being placed in there

[full egret]

Hopefully a crested gecko

[hushed furnace]

Peak

[full egret]

I wish I knew what I was doing 🤣 I'm kinda just going along with what I've seen been done

My issue rn is I need to move the tank inside the garage so it's out of the elements and Im terrified to move it

Moving it was a success

[mossy badge]

I'm unsure what you mean, as the translation isnt the best

[stiff gate]

[rare veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1478101578782081196/image0.gif

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/marmalady-loading-cat-loading-no-thoughts-head-empty-orange-cat-gif-16839780121924734769

[rare veldt]

The cats have bad reception

At da moment

[full egret]

I just came across my two favorite art fight pieces I did last year! AF is pretty fun, can be time consuming tho. I think I got 5 out last year, not sure if I will do it this year tho.
For those who don’t know, art fight is a thing digital artists do every either July I think and it’s two teams, you’re randomly assigned and hen the teams have to create art pieces as an attack to gain points. Certain aspects gain more points etc. whichever team has the most points at the end wins.

[long ember]

Im still mad Clint is one of the new candidates

[mossy badge]

"So fawmew, you have chosen me as youw bwide"

[long ember]

I saw that 😭

[marsh prawn]

Sons driving a doohickey 😭

[long ember]

@obsidian bay cleo let me pet her

[hushed furnace]

Holy peak

[long ember]

Ik she closed her eyes some too which is good

Or bad

So I just stopped

[hushed furnace]

AWWWW

[long ember]

She was just sitting there and I think she mightve grinded her teeth some because um I definitely felt her jaw moving

[obsidian bay]

Yaaaasss

[obsidian bay]

This could be okay!
If she wasn't hunched up and tense, tooth grinding can be a "I'm content" display

[long ember]

Noting this down

[obsidian bay]

Yah, if her body was relaxed when the grinding happened it's generally a "this is chill, I'm chill, I enjoy this" thing

[long turret]

There’s actually a lot of stuff going on inside it

I did most of the welding

[past bison]

Emptyyyy rink

Only three people but they stay on the edges I’m free

[past bison]

I got 25 mins of a good workout, in the end I pushed this little kid around with the skate support frame thing and she was so happy but I’m dead now my legs are spaghetti

[stiff gate]

[obsidian bay]

she had to be so happyyyy

[past bison]

She wasss and she kept asking more when I stopped spinning 😂

I used one leg as support and spun the thingy around myself and she was so happy 🤣

[obsidian bay]

aw hahaha

[past bison]

I would have loved that as a kid so ofc I’ll do it for nice kiddos

Got my bc shot and now I’m getting us burger king

Also next week friday we going to a hotel and on saturday to a natural history museum

[obsidian bay]

yaaay!

Love travel dates 😄

[past bison]

Samee

We got the hotel stay as a christmas gift

[obsidian bay]

eeee yay

[past bison]

Includes sauna and a dinner too

[carmine shard]

does someone has a list with all the species for the new feeders in feeder pack 2

[past bison]

There’s an owl outside

He calls every night but he clearly experiencing the male loneliness

I think he’s a tawny owl

[worn lily]

it tells you in game, but tictactical does have a list

[hushed furnace]

Whooooooooo is that

[hushed furnace]

TicTactical makes some really pretty guides I love them

[worn lily]

yah he’s a graphical designer so, he’s overly qualified would say haha

[weary goblet]

Well my burris fullfield 3-12x42 5th gen just came in I'll pick it up tomorrow after work only have 3 things left to get from my Vanguard that is Weatherby accubrake ST, ammo, and the sling

[stiff gate]

[open halo]

I had to deal with raccoons in my dang green bin

[mossy badge]

What does this mean in American?

[open halo]

Food bin trash panda

[mossy badge]

Ah

A dang varmint done got into yer food scraps

[haughty elk]

Shoot them

[open halo]

That is highly illegal and I am in the dam city

[haughty elk]

It’s only illegal if they find out….

[open halo]

It is Canada dude

[haughty elk]

Go knife fight it

[open halo]

It appeared like a hour ago

[haughty elk]

Raccoon tastes pretty good too

[wraith goblet]

How many raccoons?

[open halo]

1

[haughty elk]

That’s easy pickings

[hushed furnace]

A legion

[haughty elk]

Just go get it

Snatch it up

[open halo]

I am in bed and in no way clothed enough to go outside

[haughty elk]

how cold is it

[open halo]

-1 C

[haughty elk]

that’s warm enough for least 5 minutes in your underwear if you’re moving

[wraith goblet]

Raccoons are interesting. If you relocate them, they can find their way back from miles away. BUT, if you convince them to relocate your problem is solved.

[open halo]

I just flash lights and shi

[haughty elk]

Convince to relocate to wherever dead animals go…..

100% success rate

[open halo]

It didn’t care tho so I might grab a cap gun

[haughty elk]

Just go run at it, no balls

[open halo]

Hell no

[wraith goblet]

Take an empty milk carton, drop a raw egg in it, add mayo, ketchup, honey. And casually put it in your least favorite neighbors trashcan.

[haughty elk]

whatever dude, let the raccoon own your house

[open halo]

One neighbour feeds em penuts and stuff

Meant for the wild cats and possums and squirrels

[haughty elk]

Shoot it with a pellet gun or something

[jovial flare]

Shoot em

22 with a silencer always does the trick whether or not the neighbors cats or dog is up you’ll still be as sneaky as seal team six

Straight up maduro style

[jovial flare]

Trash dump

[jovial flare]

I’m crying that’s beautiful

10/10

[past bison]

I love owls

And well just about any birds

I need to name him tho

There’s a grey heron I’ve named Harald he lives nearby and often sits on the bridge I go over to go to work

[jovial flare]

Bartholomew

[past bison]

Hell yea he shall be Bartolomew

Bart for short

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

Look at this little thing

[rare veldt]

@obsidian bay what should I do with this 🤔

[hushed furnace]

Architecture of a fart 😭

[rare veldt]

So real 😭

[past bison]

Cutting boards

I have similar one and I store cutting boards in it

[rare veldt]

That is a great idea lol

[obsidian bay]

that

or like attach a rollout shelf for spice rack

[past bison]

Awww my customer asked for my name so she can tell my boss she wants to have me clean there next time too

[past bison]

Another good idea

[obsidian bay]

bulk containers for rice/ceeal etc

[rare veldt]

I need to explain
20 cutting boards now

[past bison]

I also have like a pizza shovel thingy and it fits in there too

[past bison]

Lmaooo

I have two wooden ones and one of them has like 5 plastic ones inside I can pull out and put on top of it

Genius thing I can tell you that

I’m in the bus home rn and I have half an hour to get ready to go to the rink again

[rare veldt]

I will steal it and take it home lol

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[past bison]

Also the earlier bus was super late so instead of waiting for 20 mins for the next I could hop right in

Going great for me today

[past bison]

Nvm no rink today the bus schedules are a bit poopoo so I’ll just rather stay home lmao

[obsidian bay]

booo :C

[past bison]

Yepp but I’ll try this one workout thing I saw on instagram

Might die might have a good time it’s a 50/50

[obsidian bay]

oh boi

I'm both curious and scared bahaha

[hushed furnace]

A cupcake or molecular decomposition

[past bison]

Same

[past bison]

Yep turns out they want me ded

I did half of it and I’m more dead than I have ever been wtf

If this doesn’t get me skinny for summer nothing will

[open halo]

Im awar eim very very late but silencers are illegal in Canada and you need a special permit thats really hard to get

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[past bison]

My bf asked if I would love him if he was a maltipoo

[rare veldt]

😭🙏

[open halo]

I had very good waffles

Y’all want pics of em?

[jovial flare]

Lower

[rare veldt]

Yes

[rare veldt]

Huh?

[jovial flare]

Loser*

It was autocorrected

[jovial flare]

That is scrumdiddilydumptious

Felt fishy today

[rare veldt]

I thought so

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[wraith goblet]

…. Where’s the B A C O N! 🥺

[open halo]

3.50 extra and I got the real maple strup instead

[obsidian bay]

ask him if he'd love you if you were a worm

[obsidian bay]

ayo... I jelly. Share pls :C

[past bison]

I have and he said he’d split me in half to have more of me 💀

[obsidian bay]

....fair.. I think.

[past bison]

Oh my god I need this

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[hushed furnace]

Scrumptious

[obsidian bay]

hey

potter

do you see that???

[hushed furnace]

RUNNNNN

Potter RUNNNN

[long ember]

Those are the ugliest shoes I have EVER seen

[obsidian bay]

clearly never seen the toe shoes

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[obsidian bay]

I'm honestly hilarious, I promise

[rare veldt]

What do you mean you definitely are lol

[umbral cobalt]

So nhl 06

Peak !!!

[hidden cairn]

What’s yalls most anticipated upcoming game

I’m hyped for pokeopia and MHS3 both this month

[lament harness]

Pokeopia and Pokemon champions for me. I’m still catching up with mhs 1+2

[hidden cairn]

I beat mhs1 the other week and I’m replaying mhs2 rn

Me when I get to ||pomore garden || and do absolutely NOTHING but grind barrel felynes for 10 hours whilst my battle buddy is being dragged along with me

[woven ravine]

my best clips of February

lil montage

[hidden cairn]

It’s so funny . Let’s team up ! To save the world or whatever . Okay but FIRST .

[long ember]

What the hell

[hushed furnace]

The banana famine of 2026 😭

[long ember]

Carrion

Is that your favorite emoji

Stop

Why do you keep doing that

[hushed furnace]

Idk 😣

[long ember]

Gta V player

Joke rejected

Not funny.

[snow mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-rotten-lazytown-stefan-meme-communism-gif-21211227

[past bison]

I’m kinda excited for legend of khiimori, I think it actually got released this week tho

I’m waiting for red dead 3 but I fear I might be retired by the time it’s done

[obsidian bay]

Like today or yesterday, Early Access dropped

but it is 30 bucks

so..

[past bison]

Eyy

[past bison]

Not eyy

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/well-eh-weigh-options-major-crimes-gif-16342764

on one hand: ride horses and enjoy horse centered game

on other hand.. thats a lot of money for an unemployed gremlin

[hushed furnace]

Horse

Choose horse

[obsidian bay]

yeah but my bank account looks like:

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-penacony-honkai-star-rail-clockie-no-money-gif-14673244072619990643

[past bison]

Fr