🦝︴off-topic

[lyric furnace]

boa constrictor

[crisp whale]

I was looking at a retic but that will almost certainly eat my kids

[crisp whale]

This is prolly the move

Big enough but not too big

[obsidian bay]

next snake?

Blood python

adorable lil fatheads

not exactly deadly

just.. impressively chonky

[crisp whale]

thats on the list

i have a bunch on my list but i need one my daugther can pet

[obsidian bay]

tbh, sand boa are kinda derpy and sweet

but little and not imposing

hardly a bite worth worrying about

ball pythons also are snuggly lil chungus'

but a lot of this is like... snake-to-snake variable

My ball python was a love - would curl up on me for hours

my coworkers was a D1 hater

[crisp whale]

yeah ofc animals all have individual personalilties

ive lucked out with some very chill animals

[crisp whale]

awww

[crisp whale]

my coworkers have 0 room to hate lol

[obsidian bay]

No I meant like, my coworkers ball python

she was vile

[crisp whale]

ohhhh lol

[obsidian bay]

whereas mine was a snuggly little angel 😂

mmh.. other decent snakes for kids?
I guess cornsnakes

little more mobile and need a lot more supervision

but

[crisp whale]

i was thinking maybe a king snake

[obsidian bay]

as docile as BP and sand boa

Kings are LOVELY.

My first was a king

but - as a colubrid - they will 100% be more assertive in movement and not (generally) as tolerant of snuggles/being still

they like to rove about

[crisp whale]

One of my idiot friends got a coral snake instead of a corn snake

he managed to catch one without being bit and brought it home

luckily i was over there to save him before he died lol

[obsidian bay]

bruh, 😭

[crisp whale]

its generally a bad idea to catch random snakes lol but he thought he was on animal planet or somthing

[crisp whale]

yeahh

Elapids in general should just never be picked up or approached

snakes in general tbh

[flint crater]

Do people like to do themed lodges? Like themed around location not just rare collections.

[long ember]

Hi people

[flint crater]

I was making a checklist for myself because I wanted to decorate a room in my lodge to have animals that live in or can be seen in Arizona and I was curious if anyone else does stuff like this too

[long ember]

My fence broke in stardew and I had my animals eating my grass I was hording

Hoarding

[flint crater]

RIP your grass reserves however I love the name "Mootilda" she deserves as much as she wants

[long ember]

I have a cow named moorena

My pig is named Adam Hamler

[long ember]

Or its Moorina..

[flint crater]

I haven't played Stardew in a while I hope I don't get too sucked in when the new update drops lmao

[long ember]

Oh whats the new update?

I dont play it much

[flint crater]

Apparently there's gonna be 2 new marriage candidates added, they're a surprise for now

[long ember]

Oh wow

I married Sebastian

[flint crater]

Some people are hoping it's the Wizard lol

[long ember]

Hubba hubba

Me too

Maybe you can ruin Robin and Demitris marriage and marry Robin

[flint crater]

I very rarely ever marry anyone in Stardew because I'm too busy fishing and ranching lmaooo

I am just a simple farmer 🤠

[long ember]

Free watering slave occasionally

Helps if you plant like 100s of crops

[flint crater]

I usually play with friends who handle all the crops and mining and stuff

I help with early game money making through fishing and they help with community bundles

[long ember]

I do that too sometimes

[flint crater]

I always fall into the trap of getting super locked in to playing Stardew daily for like a month and then fall off hard for some reason, there's still so much of the game I've never touched like all the Ginger Island stuff and the desert

[flint crater]

I've been seeing a lot of people begging for Robin or Marnie

I've also seen people getting scared at the idea that one of them might be Clint since he was originally planned to be a bachlor option in the first place...

I think if Clint is picked people would be so genuinely mad it would be crazy, I've never seen so much vitriol over a fictional man before

[long ember]

CLINT IS A CREEP

Id rather linus

[flint crater]

TRUKE

[long ember]

I love linus

[long ember]

Marine is old..

Nothing wrong with that

But

Yk

I mean linus is too

[flint crater]

Listen

Sometimes older is interesting

Like Linus

[long ember]

More mature

Fine aged wine

[flint crater]

Though would he want to move out of the woods? 🤔

I don't remember much of why he's homeless

[long ember]

I dont know why he is either

[long ember]

I mean

He'd kinda still be in them

To some extent

[flint crater]

Imagine your husband sleeping in a tent on your property because he'd rather rough it than be indoors

[long ember]

I mean

Better than being homeless

[fossil coral]

Just wanted to show off my katana

[latent shuttle]

fire

[flint crater]

Idk if anyone else here plays or cares about Metal Gear but the Master Collection V2 just announced that MGS4 is coming back and will no longer be only available on the PS3 after nearly 2 decades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70gPRab24xY

I'm going insane

[crisp whale]

My husband gave our 5 year old Dr Pepper

[crisp whale]

Dawg 😭

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 2 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 3/6: @knotty olive
6/6: @mossy badge

[jovial flare]

Is he crab walking on the ceiling or is he unlocking his inner truth of knowing what heaven tastes like?

[pale shale]

you're alive

once in a blue moon potter sighting

last time we spoke you were hammered discussing the weird bedside dresser and decor in your hotel room

like the table with a thousand drawer handles that werent drawers

this

this was hilarious

[random tendon]

Seamus of the Woeful Countenance was playing

[crisp whale]

I took it from her and gave it back 3 parts water 1 part soda in her sippy cup

So luckily neither

[knotty olive]

I saw Anne Frank on stage today and lowkey got spit on.

[crisp whale]

Bro

Elaborate this instant😭😭

[knotty olive]

During the first nightmare scene

The guy yelling about trains lowkey spit all over me

[crisp whale]

😭

[crisp whale]

Alright twin😭

[dire thicket]

I've decided to get the orange shrimp, I tested the water and I'm now going to lower the ph just a little before I get them

[crisp whale]

You have pet shrimp?

[dire thicket]

Yes

I'm just gonna get more >:)

[crisp whale]

That’s so cool

How many do you have?

[crisp whale]

.

[dire thicket]

5 Neocaridina

4 are sort of a dark blue with a little green

and one is red

[crisp whale]

That’s cool

[crisp whale]

I don’t know anything about shrimp but I have lots of exotic ish pets

[dire thicket]

They are tiny like 1.5 inches Max

so they don't need huge tanks

[crisp whale]

Do they all live in one tank?

[dire thicket]

Here are most of the different types

yep they are all the same species (Neocaridina davidi)

I think when two different colors breed with eachother, the babies are mud brown

[crisp whale]

That’s so cool

I’m lwk wanting a pet shrimp

[dire thicket]

There are also Caridina but they are a little harder to cate for

they're freshwater shrimp 5+ gallons is good to have a decent sized colony

Caridina look like this (completely different genus from the Neocaridina)

A lot more solid colors but do need a little more maintenance so I don't have any Caridina

[crisp whale]

Interesting

I think one of my coworkers has crabs and other invertebrates

She may have shrimp

[crisp whale]

How did you get into caring for shrimp

[dire thicket]

Hmm... I don't really know, just one day wanted some shrimp

10 shrimp per gallon of tank water

I first started a while back with 6 shrimp in a 1 gallon tank, they all died idk how long they lasted though

next I had a 3 gallon tank with a single female with eggs

those eggs hatched and grew up

and got eachother "eggnant"

I tried introducing some to my 10 gallon but they all disappeared

then sort of recently I got a new 10 gallon tank and that's where I have all my current shrimp

[crisp whale]

That’s super super cool

And it’s nice that they don’t take up a freakish amount of room

[dire thicket]

Yep 😄

pretty cheap online like 3 bucks a shrimp compared to at a pet store they sell them for like 6 dollars per shrimp

Well Neocaridina atleast

get some of those

if you want

they also like plants (Real ones)

especially moss

[crisp whale]

Ok good to know

[crisp whale]

I have enough pets for rn and I might be getting another very dangerous animal so I have to pass for now lol

[jovial flare]

That was a long ass time ago😭😭😭

I come on here every now and again to see what’s up

College has me busy and then my job and gf busier

[jovial flare]

That is so gross but good for you😭

[jovial flare]

😂😂😂😂

[crisp whale]

She’s 5 she can’t have straight soda😭😭

[jovial flare]

I’m funny sometimes

[jovial flare]

She can if you let her 😂

[crisp whale]

Finally someone with a job holy😭

[crisp whale]

Bro does not have children 🙄

She would literally never calm down if I didn’t take it from her

[jovial flare]

Well sorta I work as a ceramic assistant and teach people how to make wheel thrown pottery

[jovial flare]

I don’t Mam I am 19

I don’t want any demons yet

[crisp whale]

And she loved the water pepper

[crisp whale]

Gng I’m 24

[jovial flare]

Hey we don’t all get to choose our life path

I could have kids 😭

I don’t want them though

Nor does my gf

[crisp whale]

That’s fair lol

[dire thicket]

lol

[jovial flare]

I do want a Lego set and a trout blanket though

[crisp whale]

The finer things in life

[manic inlet]

when did that happen

also hi potter im sick

[jovial flare]

Dennie are you okay😭

[manic inlet]

brain no worky

[jovial flare]

Dude everyone’s getting some weird cold/flu I had it too and I hated it

[jovial flare]

Recently her names Mady I’m happy now

[manic inlet]

it sucks, runny nose, congestion, sinus headache

[manic inlet]

nice

[jovial flare]

Yep

[manic inlet]

heck

[dire thicket]

Love how this channel is just random stuff with a whole different community thriving

[crisp whale]

Yayyy happiness

[jovial flare]

I’ve been working on this relationship since Christmas and asked her out 2 weeks ago so life is nice 😭

[dire thicket]

I could just post a meme of a completely different game and hope someone will get the joke

[jovial flare]

I also went to the 49 Winchester concert here

[manic inlet]

that is good

i approve and send good wishes

ima go bed now

gn pottery man

[jovial flare]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[manic inlet]

got da nyquil on board

gonna sleep like 19 hours

[crisp whale]

NyQuil knocks me outtt

[jovial flare]

Goodnight Zach I hope all is well get better soon ik it sucks try to fight through it and you’ll be good in like 4-5 days

Everyone on campus is getting it and it suckssssss

[manic inlet]

thanketh

[jovial flare]

My roomate is sick too

[manic inlet]

im off a semester and somehow i get sick when i aint in contact with a single mf

sucks ass

[crisp whale]

My kid is sick and my husband and me

[manic inlet]

anyways gn yall

me go collapse now

[crisp whale]

Night night

[jovial flare]

Oh hell

Why is your child drinking Dr Pepper

[crisp whale]

Bc my husband is stupid 😭

[jovial flare]

Give that sucker a sprite and some water with chicken noodle soup😭

[jovial flare]

HEY be nice to him he thought he was doing a good😭

[crisp whale]

He’s actually really smart but holy he has no paternal instincts

[jovial flare]

@pale shale also I am sorry I didn’t respond instantly brother I am studying for b-law

[jovial flare]

Some of us have those some don’t hopefully someday you get to yell at him when he and your son are trying to sneak off hunting on a weekday

(If he doesn’t hunt something similar doesn’t matter same situation)

[crisp whale]

Twin why are you so positive let me hate this guy😭

[jovial flare]

I personally would love to be a father because then I get this critter that is like me and my gf combined and then I get to take it on walks and adventures and hopefully I instil my love of fishing into him

[jovial flare]

Because I’m always positive it’s the best way to live

[crisp whale]

I won’t deny that my kids are the best thing to ever happen to me but they aren’t easy lol

[jovial flare]

There not supposed to be easy there one of life’s greatest challenges and you can never control them but always be grateful to have them

I was a devil child I know 😂

I’m terrified that mine will be as outgoing and charismatic as me because deadass when I was 4 I would just walk up to people and talk to them without a care in the world

[crisp whale]

Noooo

My daughter does that

[jovial flare]

You see it’s a good but terrible habit 😭

[crisp whale]

We had to get her a kid leash lol

[jovial flare]

You did not 😂😂😂

[crisp whale]

She would wander off to strangers

So we got her a backpack with a leash

[jovial flare]

Oml😭

When I was little I was terrified of those things and how embarrassing they are

[crisp whale]

We were hesitant to get one but one day we really lost her

And luckily the lady she approached found us

So we got her a leash that same day

Leash isn’t the proper name ig

[mossy badge]

Random potter appearance

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 3 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @mossy badge
6/6: @umbral cobalt

[obsidian bay]

-# as a leash child, no. It definitely is the phrase for it.

[random tendon]

Seamus of the Woeful Countenance was playing

[mossy badge]

Oh wow, difficult word

[random tendon]

The Alpha Wolf was playing

[umbral cobalt]

goddamn

[umbral cobalt]

indeed

[pale shale]

no worries i fell asleep anyway, good luck with your studies wishing you good grades

[lyric furnace]

Got the wordle in two today

[mild stag]

Today i was twitching a golden eagle at a farm, there were many other people and after a while also a gamekeeper (who was armed!), the gamekeeper told us that it isn't liked when people are on the property (we were standing on a road and there is the right to roam here) he told us he hates those eagles because they eat their partridge and that he shot 2 eagles last year but that they keep coming back... Absolutely mad that dude but all the other people where nice

[past bison]

I did this to anyone who had a dog

I’m surprised I wasn’t on a leash the way I wandered off

[sick briar]

isnt that like quite illegal

like killing eagles

[mild stag]

Very much

But lots of people do it

[sick briar]

so how'd it die? "natural causes"

[mild stag]

I've seen people hunt moose out of season many times and don't get me started on grouse

[mild stag]

I mean I wasn't there when he killed the eagles but I am sure that he wouldn't show the evidence

[sick briar]

yeah because the eagles clearly died of natural causes 🙏🙏

[crisp whale]

Good to know

[obsidian bay]

it might bother folks to hear it, what with everyone wanting a precise politically correct term for things

but

its a kid leash, lets be real

[crisp whale]

Yeah you’re right

She likes it too lol

She won’t take it off even at home

[obsidian bay]

I got lost in a mall and at a county fair

my mom made the big decision after those ahhaa

[rare veldt]

I had that!!!!

[obsidian bay]

Ayyyy

[rare veldt]

I was run into the road boy

Lmao

[crisp whale]

Got a garter snake today

Actually 4 of them

My house is gonna be over run with glass enclosures

[jovial flare]

Helloooo

[jovial flare]

I need this

[jovial flare]

This is understandable, me and my neighbor used to have a game where we’d run across the street in front of cars and you lost if you didn’t make it over obviously we always made it over

[rare veldt]

Brooooooo🙏

Yall are crazy lol

[crisp whale]

😭

[manic inlet]

the goddamned indominus rex had plot armor

[past bison]

@rare veldt

[rare veldt]

Yo

[past bison]

You know how I said he’s from the premium boyfriend factory

[rare veldt]

Ja?

[past bison]

I fear I was correct

The food was insanely good

[rare veldt]

Awwww yall are so cute

[past bison]

Never eaten such a feast

[rare veldt]

He is that one bro who cooks absolute fire once and then doesn’t cook for the next two years lmao

[past bison]

Lmaoo fr

He’s a banger cook

[rare veldt]

lol

[past bison]

I make food most of the time because I work way less but it’s always a hit when he does

[rare veldt]

Its always like that lol

[past bison]

I need to find a lucrative job so I can make him into a house husband

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[dusk phoenix]

Was fun getting drenched in beer 😭

[crisp whale]

i make way less then my husband lol and hes a basemant dweller

bro cant cook at all tho haha

[past bison]

My bf works a three shift job, 7 shifts in a row and then 4-5 days off

[crisp whale]

wow

[past bison]

I work part time as a housekeeper

[crisp whale]

do you like it

cuz i know some people find that kinda stuff theraputic

ignore tha fact that i cant spell

[past bison]

It’s kinda nice

I like it when the customers aren’t home so I can do my thing in peace

[crisp whale]

that sounds kinda nice to be alone

[past bison]

It iss

They’re not on the way and I can listen to my podcasts in peace

[crisp whale]

that sounds awesome

i spend every second of everyday around someone or something else alive

[past bison]

I would quite frankly go insane

I need time alone

[crisp whale]

i talk to the tortises sometimes to vent

they will literally sit there and stare at me while i talk

[past bison]

Lmaoo I love that

[crisp whale]

and theyre all older then me

[past bison]

Awww

They old and wise

[crisp whale]

like master oogway

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[obsidian bay]

that pureé looks silken

[crisp whale]

theyve learned good listeners get apple slices so they just lay down and look at me

[past bison]

You should have seen the work that went into it it was insane

[past bison]

Awww

[obsidian bay]

I just made chicken fajitas and delegated hubs as the 'cut EVERYTHING into equal sized strips' guy

[past bison]

I love that xD

[obsidian bay]

New recipe for us - and already have a few tweaks

[past bison]

The beef bourguignon was already going when I got home and then I helped with the potatoes bc my bf is actively dying from the flu I gave him

[obsidian bay]

the marinade was delicious but both of us like more spice - so I think next time I also add a little (tsp) of cayenne as well as the typ of chili

sear the chicken a litttttle longer

and otherwise he was pleased with the flavor of it all

def wanna make dirty rice next time too

[past bison]

Hell yea

[past bison]

What’s that?

[obsidian bay]

o:

hold

[crisp whale]

its gasss

its so good

[past bison]

I’m watching mens figure skating final on olympics

And judging everyone

Why does this one look like a string bean in the wind

Only one more skater before my favoritee

[crisp whale]

wicked 😭

[past bison]

He’s built like a single blade of grass and for some reason had on a tight black long sleeve outfit that made his limbs even more long and skinny looking

And the way he skates is so wobbly he does look like he’s just rolling around in the wind

[crisp whale]

😭

[past bison]

Damn snap bullying me

Six years ago I had lovely bright pink hair

[crisp whale]

twinnnn

same

mine was red tho

and i had to stop dying it cuz my kids like ripping on colored hair

[past bison]

I miss it

[crisp whale]

youre so pretty

😭

i miss mine too

[past bison]

Rn just my natural dirty blonde but I lowkey wanna dye it darker to like medium reddish brown

I like red shades on me

[past bison]

Omg thank you I wish I still looked like that lmao 25kg ago

[crisp whale]

my hair is just dirty strawberry blonde

and i miss it being red or blue

maybe when my kids are old enough to not pull hair

[past bison]

I found a pic of what I kinda want

I’d love a super dark purple but vivids are so hard to maintain

Current color is a dirt road with a light rain

[manic inlet]

new description found

[past bison]

I’ve driven enough dirt roads to know the color that grows out of my noggin

[manic inlet]

lmao

[umbral cobalt]

Today !!!!

Garlic Snails

[mossy badge]

I dont have any seafood to eat, so I'm sad

[crisp whale]

With utmost respect

Yuck😭

[crisp whale]

Gorgeous 😭

[umbral cobalt]

Hahahaha

Fettuccine Alfredo

Gratted

[past bison]

Frr

[crisp whale]

Yum

[crisp whale]

You’re way prettier then me gng✌️😔

[past bison]

Nahh I’m just a semi professional catfish

[simple trout]

I think I saw a piebald goose on my way back home from the gym

[raw fiber]

I can’t tell if it’s js a white speckle belly or if it’s pie

[simple trout]

I couldn’t get a good pic it was on some golf course

[obsidian bay]

Is big compared to before

[manic inlet]

nice

[obsidian bay]

6 more rows of each and it should be done

[manic inlet]

its gonna be the size of Maine

[obsidian bay]

😭

I wish

maybe 50" tops, center to peak

[manic inlet]

beeg

[knotty olive]

@manic inlet u like the flowers?

[manic inlet]

they are neat

im currently ill tho so i dont really have anything beyond that

[long ember]

Hi people

[manic inlet]

sup

[long ember]

Hi Zach

[manic inlet]

how's it going Jay

im recovering from some nondescript respiratory virus

[long ember]

Good

You deserve it

You bad bad man

[long ember]

Good

[manic inlet]

the recovery or the disease

[manic inlet]

oh-

okie

[long ember]

Is the recovery bad

[manic inlet]

annoying cause congestion sucks but its been fairly okay

[long ember]

Hmm

How was the disease

[manic inlet]

rather mild; somewhat of a sore throat and lots of runny nose and nasal congestion

oh and sneezing

[long ember]

Oh ok I hope its a constant that you get forever someday

[manic inlet]

why 😭

[long ember]

You're big

[manic inlet]

im losing weight tho

[long ember]

Oh yay good job

[manic inlet]

thanketh

[long turret]

Yo we got the same thing

Our immune systems are equally as bad

Except it was as a girl I talk to that gave it to me

[manic inlet]

lmao

i just got it by existing

[long turret]

Yeah I got the flu

[manic inlet]

viruses suck

there liks 30 active strains of norovirus rn

and like 10 of flu

the most prevalent being one that's adapted to the vaccine

[long turret]

I might have this actually

Idk

I thought I had Covid at first

It’s really weird

[manic inlet]

the cold is also active currently

noroviruses tend to cause violent puking though

like throw up so hard you throw out your back violent

speaking from experience on that

[long turret]

When I get a virus like flu or Covid or something the one way I recognize it is because vinegar starts tasting different

Anything with vinegar like ketchup

[manic inlet]

damn thats true

[long turret]

Oh probably not then

[long turret]

I noticed because I had hotdogs for dinner tonight

[manic inlet]

my guess is its some random respiratory thing that falls under cold

[long turret]

Probably

I feel like I’d be worse if it was flu

It’s definitely respiratory

I’ve had a violent cough for days

[manic inlet]

sore throat as well?

[long turret]

From coughing yeah

[manic inlet]

ahhh, so its in the airway and upper lung lobes probably then

[long turret]

Ok not “violent”

[manic inlet]

any digestive distress?

nausea etc

[long turret]

No

[manic inlet]

rules out strep then

[long turret]

That’s good!

[mossy badge]

It could be covid

[manic inlet]

a coronavirus of numerous kinds tbh

theres thousands of them that can infect people

most are very mild

[long turret]

I think it’s just a cold that I caught from hanging around the girl that was also sick

[manic inlet]

a few whoop us to hell and back

[manic inlet]

likely

[long turret]

I’ve only had confirmed covid 2 times

First time I was asymptomatic

2nd time I was bedridden

[mossy badge]

I had it once, I just got a fever

[long turret]

This is definitely helping my legs recover though

I haven’t been stopping doing jump exercises for basketball and it has been making my legs not recover from the little injuries I had but not that I’m sick I can’t do them

[manic inlet]

i think I got it after my grandmother's funeral

so much eye mattering it would weld my eyelids shut

would have to blind navigate to my bathroom to wash my face

was like that for 9 days

[long turret]

I learned since I’ve been not moving as much that I in fact hurt my hip actually

[long turret]

That was me after my bike crash

Except only in one eye

When I would wake up my eye would be completely swollen shut

[manic inlet]

the same thing also had my throat so sore it was raw and actively bleeding

[long turret]

It took like an hour to get it back open

[manic inlet]

i resorted to drinking near-boiling soup, copious amounts of soda, and a potentially dangerous amount of dayquil

[long turret]

LOL

[mossy badge]

One day blinding soup?

[manic inlet]

ima be wholly honest i prolly shouldve gone to the hospital

it was bad

i could barely do anything other than sleep

[long turret]

When I got in my bike wreck my diet consisted of nothing but soft fruit, soup, and crackers for 2 days

And to drink I could only drink water through a straw

[manic inlet]

broken jaw?

[long turret]

No but my face was destroyed

[manic inlet]

ow

[long turret]

Took 3 days for the swelling to go down enough for me to eat a sandwich

[long turret]

Now that you mention it I’m still amazed I didn’t break anything in the crash

[manic inlet]

were you x-rayed?

[long turret]

Almost got brain damage but I passed with just a concussion

[long turret]

Yeah

Everything was fine

[manic inlet]

okay cool

[long turret]

I got a CT scan and they said I had a concussion but that was it

[manic inlet]

makes sense

[long turret]

I actually got an ultrasound too lol

I don’t remember too much from when I got to the hospital because everyone was moving pretty quick making sure I wasn’t about to like die or something

[manic inlet]

well yeah that makes sense

ive seen the aftermath of bike accidents where the rider was turned into jello so

make sense they hit you with like everything to make sure you werent broken in some way

[long turret]

It was a regular bike is the thing

I was just stupid not wearing a helmet

Flipped over the handlebars face first into the concrete

Lights out on impact

Woke up halfway to the hospital

I don’t remember anything like 10 seconds before the crash I just know what happened from talking to the person that saw it happen

Alright I should sleep

Hope you feel better @manic inlet

[manic inlet]

concussions be like that

[manic inlet]

gn

[manic inlet]

thanks!

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 4 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @mossy badge
6/6: @umbral cobalt

[random tendon]

Seamus of the Woeful Countenance was playing

[rare veldt]

🔥

Looks so cool!

[obsidian bay]

Thaaaanks

I had to work on it in secret bahaha

[past bison]

I made it

Cool experience but never again unless they bring a zamboni out, the snow-warm-snow-warm-cold has made the ice bad

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Oof

[rare veldt]

Oooooo

[prime ice]

hi

i am new can i hunt with you?

[obsidian bay]

funnnnn!

sorry the ice was lumpy :C

[past bison]

I’ll try a little pond near our apartment next but tbh might stick to maintained ice mostly lmao

[prime ice]

can i play online?

[past bison]

On the good side I finally found good thermo tights for skating and a headband because beanies toast my noggin if I’m moving

The ice would be okay for touring skates or hockey skates

But anything with toe picks and oof

[worn lily]

oh i would be going full speed😂☠️

[past bison]

Same if my kneecaps weren’t a concern

I hit a super rough spot wrong and fell flat on my face

Hit my left knee, doesn’t hurt much now but will hurt tomorrow

Okay nvm it does hurt when walking, just got to a store to get my bf his fave snack

[worn lily]

oh no 😭 i deff had my fair share of slams

[past bison]

I know how to fall on smooth ice without hurting but this was a rough one

[worn lily]

this is the rink i used to go too, which was actually a skatepark that i went to growing up

[past bison]

Oufff I love that

I’m going to the rink on saturday next week

[worn lily]

have fun, i haven’t went in years

[past bison]

I’m gonna get skinnier for the summer somehow and this is the only way to move that I can motivate myself to do rn xD

I got my bf’s fave pringles, couple sweet treats and hmm I should get pepsi too

Nvm it is out

[lavish marsh]

Rank my ps2 placement

[past bison]

Big oof I checked my knee and it’s looking mighty bonked

And swollen 💀

Icing it feels funny bc ice is the damn thing that got it into this situation

[past bison]

Frozen mushrooms to the rescue

[worn lily]

hope you heal up soon

that sucks

[obsidian bay]

Not the shroomsicles 😭

[past bison]

Ty it better be perfect in exactly a week or else

[past bison]

Lmaooo

That was the first frozen bag I saw in the freezer so shroomsicles it is

I was at least smart and wrapped it in a kitchen towel so I don’t get frostbite as a treat

[rare veldt]

Sweet!

[obsidian bay]

trueeee

[past bison]

My left knee looks like a fuken mountain pls I cannottt

[rare veldt]

Why is your one knee so round???

like bro the other one is a square and one is literally rounded

[past bison]

The round one is regular lmaoo

[rare veldt]

You and I have very different definitions of left and right💀

[past bison]

The left is left???

[rare veldt]

One is significantly more squared than the other

[rare veldt]

Sometimes👉👈

[past bison]

Yes the right one is square when I bend it like that and the left has a point bc it’s swollen af xD

[rare veldt]

Ooooo

Now it makes more sense💀🤣

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[past bison]

I have decided to k tape my knee so I can get back on ice tomorrow

[worn lily]

bruhh 😭

doesn’t look like you’ll be ice skating anytime soon lol

[past bison]

It’ll help with the swelling and keep it in one piece, I’ll take it easy so I won’t eat shid again

[mossy badge]

😭

[past bison]

You underestimate my insanity

[lyric furnace]

If it’s not a torn ACL let it ride

[mossy badge]

I predict an ER visit in your future

[past bison]

Exactly

I just bonked it a bit no biggie it’ll go away

[past bison]

Lmaooo never done that before

[lyric furnace]

I rate a Torn ACL 0/10, wouldn’t recommend

It sucks

[quasi moon]

Don't have a better picture unfortunately, should've taken one before putting it in the frame 😂 but completed this for my dad's birthday today 💙

[past bison]

Omg stunning???

I bought kt tape and taped my knee

It feels so solid now I could run a marathon

[dusk phoenix]

Cup tower at treaty oak concert

[tardy wigeon]

UI like this game

[rare veldt]

The alcohol nooooooo

https://tenor.com/view/dissolving-gif-11272145208943623528

[rare veldt]

The squad lol

[past bison]

I just heard from Nami’s breeder, she’s having a valentines date with Rocky

They’ve been put together now so I hope all goes well

[manic inlet]

strategic kitten obtainment operation

also I got accepted into grad school

[past bison]

Yess

[past bison]

Eyyy love that for you!

If all goes well she’ll give birth somewhere around 20th of april

[manic inlet]

nice

weed kittens

4/20 bday lol

[past bison]

If it doesn’t go well this time I’ll have to be shipped off for a grippy sick vacation

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[sullen crater]

This is a plea for help for EW to even dedicate just one employee to fix the size of the models for the freshwater drum on the angler. Please please please it’s making the game unplayable. I paid 30$ for a game that’s broken

[rare veldt]

Yes!

[past bison]

The breeder sent a video of them meeting and I did not know I’d see the day when Nami doesn’t want to yeet him into the earth’s orbit

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[past bison]

She’s all friendly not even smacking him in the face

Nami when Rocky just came and sat on her when he was here

[rare veldt]

Awwww they so cute 🥰

[worn lily]

the angler isn’t getting anymore updates

[rare veldt]

My mother is laughing at my singleness😭🙏

[past bison]

Lmaooo

I’m gonna dye my hair

I stopped dyeing it one and half years ago and it’s mostly back to my own color but I wanna dye it asap I cannottt anymore with the color

[fading current]

Does anyone know how to get close up cinematic shots of the Animals in COTW just like in the recent edit that EW hast posted on Youtube. Im asking because i my self want to edit animals in COTW but its very hard to get good looking close up footage of them...

[past bison]

Shroomsicles are in the past now it’s frozen dumpling time

[obsidian bay]

Y'all I .. I might actually just be a cat piloting a meat mech.

[past bison]

Icing my knee again I should have done it more today but I forgot so now it’s time

[past bison]

Same

[obsidian bay]

Nah

I mean like

[past bison]

I think I might be a pigeon

[obsidian bay]

My husband just watched me snatch a mosquito out of the air

[past bison]

Lmaoo

[obsidian bay]

One handed.

just.. yoink

[past bison]

Diabolical

Maybe you were a chameleon in a past life

[obsidian bay]

perhap.

[past bison]

Or a green tree frog

[knotty olive]

@mossy badge ungodly hand

[mossy badge]

Pure evil

[pale shale]

a single perhap

no plurals in this house

[dusky quartz]

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie

[crisp whale]

My sister just asked if her son could take one of my reptiles for his pet show on Tuesday😭

[dusky quartz]

Hell nah

What did you say

[crisp whale]

I said I could bring one of them

[crisp whale]

But I’m not just handing one over

Especially since most of them are insanely dangerous

And all but like 3 could kill him

[rare veldt]

Bet!

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/dissolving-gif-11272145208943623528

[short jungle]

I'm counting bottles to bring to the depot and now my hands are sticky 😭

[rare veldt]

Oof

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 5 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @mossy badge
5/6: @umbral cobalt

[rare veldt]

Chat

She my valentines🙏

Ignore the fact that I sent this literally 30 minutes before the valentines ended

[random tendon]

The Alpha Wolf was playing

[winter condor]

Hello, I’m experiencing a problem since I upgraded my PC with the latest components. When I try to start a game, I receive an error message that I’m unable to fix.

" an error accured "

I cleared the game cache, uninstalled and reinstalled it, but I still have the same problem. If anyone has a solution, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

[past bison]

My knee is way less swollen today the tape helped

I took it off and after a shower I’m gonna tape it again better so it’ll support the knee until it heals

[fringe lichen]

Causally listening to cotw music

[worn lily]

good to hear it’s not messed up, i had some bad injuries in hs from doing flips lol

[past bison]

I know better than to try any jumping after 25kg and a three three year break

[worn lily]

yeah just take it easy

[dusk phoenix]

Do you need to start a new account for the haggis

Ive looked so much

Done the missions

[real kindle]

no

[dusk phoenix]

I’m going crazy I swear

I hate this deformed pig

[long ember]

I dont

[long ember]

Be nice

[sinful owl]

Okay so the chicks are older now and most likely easier to tell whos a rooster and who's a hen the 2 buffs are pretty obvious

[past bison]

Shroomsicles working overtime while I watch figure skating

The knee is much better I should be fine at work

[manic inlet]

why you dissing honey badgers bro

[obsidian bay]

This is only reliable the first 30 hours after they hatch.

31+ and they've begun growing too much

[sinful owl]

Ah its been about 10-11 days so yeah...

All ik is one buff is a rooster one buff is a hen the 2 mix breeds i dont know

[obsidian bay]

Ya

it's a hard one to judge on day 1, unfort.

[crisp whale]

What snake does one take to a kindergarten pet show

[mossy badge]

You are an unreliable source of information😠

[mossy badge]

This UNRELIABLE SOURCE left because he could not back up his claim with facts. This is evidence that the honey badger is a supreme being

@obsidian bay Clams!

[obsidian bay]

Very nais

Tell me about your bivalve brethren

[mossy badge]

I have no clue about any of them

[mossy badge]

@hushed furnace I am 5 million clams in a trench coat, and we are going to turn you into a clam

[hushed furnace]

Oh wow 😲

I'm ready

[random tendon]

Your group is on a 6 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 6/6: @umbral cobalt

[rare veldt]

Ayooo

[lyric furnace]

Iykyk

[past bison]

car wash

[lyric furnace]

I need to get mine washed now that it has warmed up a little bit

get some of the road salt off

[past bison]

Ours was covered in salt and entirely disgusting so now it’s all pretty again

[lyric furnace]

It's probably going to snow again Immediately after I wash my car lol

[past bison]

Yepp

[rare veldt]

Oooooo

[simple trout]

What would this guy score?

[long ember]

@obsidian bay as an early bday present my friend made stardew items out of air dry clay

For me

[mossy badge]

Idk

[simple trout]

Then why respond😭😭😭😭

[mossy badge]

🤷‍♂️

[brisk frost]

145.7

[simple trout]

That’s a diamond right?

[brisk frost]

what animal is that anyway

[simple trout]

Pronghorn

[brisk frost]

thats what i tought.

hold

[lyric furnace]

prong

[brisk frost]

108 is the Dimond so yes that is definitely a diamond.

[simple trout]

[brisk frost]

[lyric furnace]

[brisk frost]

@simple trout yes

[lyric furnace]

[obsidian bay]

I love that for you!! Happy (early) birthday

[vital heath]

helldiber art

[dire thicket]

I've seen quite a few people who play cotw and planet zoo, I am one of them, does anyone else do that I don't know about

[rare veldt]

👀

[vital heath]

this is how it’s going

[rare veldt]

Yeah that’s about right💀

[vital heath]

Oh yeah and the commando mission

Which caused me to actually have a panic attack lmfao

[rare veldt]

Bro is having flashbacks from the creek🤣

[vital heath]

I didn’t even get to go to the creek 😭

[rare veldt]

Bro is having flashbacks from someone else’s trauma

[lament harness]

https://tenor.com/view/bark-barking-dog-valrise-gif-23952465

[hushed furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/bark-barking-dog-valrise-gif-23952465

[rare veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1473213300677546090/image0.gif

[hushed furnace]

Fat and greedy akin to @lament harness

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[lament harness]

https://tenor.com/view/walrus-trumpet-playing-trumpet-animal-funny-gif-9550940697257948903

[vital heath]

chicken

[rare veldt]

A tasty little walrus

[rare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[vital heath]

https://youtu.be/85Yh8_QR3UM?si=G8hLmV66CROywO2M

Ts is so funny

@rare veldt

[rare veldt]

Kentucky ballistics!

he’s a real one

My anger immeasurable it won’t let me watch it

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-26438788

[past bison]

My customers are eating kebab

I wanna die it smells so good

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[dire pendant]

who can play with me i am new to this game

we can stay on voice if you want

but not now later cuz i have something to do

[vestal hamlet]

It says 23°C but sun is burning like 28 thank God it's a bit windy

[lyric furnace]

#🦌︴find-a-game

[obsidian bay]

Jelly. Where you at?

[vestal hamlet]

I live on the costa blanca

[obsidian bay]

Oh wow, how awesome.

I miss being near the ocean 🥲

[uneven sleet]

I love ice

[obsidian bay]

Green is hot pad, but is like 8 rows bigger; white is center of bday blanket

@kindred garden

[kindred garden]

I love the dark green one, I'm a sucker for that colour

is it washable?

[obsidian bay]

Yep! its 100% cotton

[past bison]

I bought a ginger shot and holy moly it had a whole ahh knockback

I feel like I have been reborn

[brisk frost]

anyone want to do a hunt for GOLD AND DIMONDS.

[dire thicket]

Gold?

you mean this?

[brisk frost]

Ya.

[dire thicket]

oh

[brisk frost]

what is the best weapon for moose.

for a beginner.

[dire thicket]

with dlc?

[brisk frost]

@dire thicket nno

its a level 3

[dire thicket]

Umm the 270 is ok but moose are VERY tanky the 7mm is pretty expensive but can actually kill a moose sort of fast

[brisk frost]

@dire thicket which 7mm

[dire thicket]

7mm Magnum the "premium model" is the exact same just with different colors

[brisk frost]

@dire thicket the MALAMER 7MM MAGNUM.

[dire thicket]

no

is that even available base game

[brisk frost]

then which one theres 3 different ones.

[dire thicket]

the regent

[brisk frost]

ok i have that one.

[dire thicket]

The regent and thr empress ar the same btw

[obsidian bay]

you might have more luck asking folks in the #🦌︴find-a-game in the future, most people in the off topic chat are talking about anything other than the game

[full egret]

I just scored a 40 gallon tank for $20!

[obsidian bay]

HECK YEAH!

Thats a major win

4o wide/long/tall?

Terrarium or aquarium?

[past bison]

My knee is purple, green and yellow

And somewhat black too

[obsidian bay]

ah well..

you see it's about to ripen and fall off

[past bison]

I’ve been taking progress pics every day and boy do we have progress

[past bison]

Fr

It’s a little sore after 9k steps today but I’m having horizontal time now

[obsidian bay]

bless

[full egret]

Aquarium that I'm going to convert

Also picked up my Roo 😭

There's a heart in her pouch that has her ashes

[obsidian bay]

beautiful

[full egret]

I'm bawling lol

$15 for it

And it was custom

[obsidian bay]

I'm so happy you got it

[full egret]

Me too

[surreal sleet]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89oBUeg/

[full egret]

Idk I'll send a pick later lol.
I was gonna convert it into a terrarium for either white tree, frogs or crested gecko I'm not sure which one yet

[obsidian bay]

I'm so enthusiastic about this for you hahahah

[full egret]

My coworkers liked the frogs more than the gecko. But I really don't know which one I want more.

I've done research for both so

[obsidian bay]

whites tree frogs are amazing - but are a limited handling pet since they have relatively porous skin
whereas cresties can handle a bit more and sometimes really enjoy their adventures 😄

[full egret]

Another thing with the frogs is if I order them off of MorphMarket, then I'll have to either find somebody who's selling multiple females at once or I'll have to order from separate people and pay like $1 million in shipping

[thorny jetty]

hello

anyone here?

hello?

[full egret]

Bonjour

[thorny jetty]

yay i thought this chat died

anyway

[full egret]

lol yeah

[thorny jetty]

do you watch KG gaming?

[full egret]

Nope sure don't

[thorny jetty]

he is very good channel

all he does is makes cotw content

or mostly

[full egret]

I don't watch YouTube unless I'm watching financial audit or solved cold cases

[obsidian bay]

Look at Josh's Frogs

[amber wigeon]

Ohhh froggies

[full egret]

I'm leaning towards a crestie rn lol

[obsidian bay]

I think josh's frogs carries those as well

[full egret]

I believe so yeah

[obsidian bay]

We ordered from the company several times when I lived in the states/worked at the pet store

[full egret]

Any of the black holes are hides

Just kind of a general mockup drawing

[thorny jetty]

i am back

quick question, anyone here watch kendall gray?

[obsidian bay]

not I

[full egret]

I'm cackling. They named their cresties thing 1-4

I just saw on TikTok someone say they don't use heat lights for their cresties because their room temp is good enough-

[crisp whale]

Ooh reptiles

[crisp whale]

Yeah that sounds about right

[full egret]

My current collection. Looking to add one more!

[crisp whale]

They’re so pretty

[full egret]

Ty ty

I'm trying to decide how I want to decorate my tank since I'll be doing a custom background

[crisp whale]

Both those tanks are beautiful

[full egret]

Thank ya

Leopard gecko setup

[full egret]

I don't have a current pic of my boas tank

[crisp whale]

Just no

[obsidian bay]

and yet

[crisp whale]

Nice kitchen too

[obsidian bay]

the way I hold that pen? the only way I can write nicely

[full egret]

Kitchen tourrrr

[obsidian bay]

The way that

I would die happy to have that much kitchen space

[crisp whale]

Weird flex but get it ig😭

I love it

[floral pulsar]

What is this and how do I get one.

[full egret]

Our last kitchen was like 10x fancier than this 😭🤣

Not as much storage tho

[obsidian bay]

a lemur.

[pulsar oak]

Red Ruffed Lemur!!!!! Learned that from Planet Zoo

[floral pulsar]

How does one obtain one.

[pulsar oak]

Pfft idk

[crisp whale]

I want planet zoo so bad

[crisp whale]

I’m so jealous

[pulsar oak]

ITS SO GOOD!!!! What’s stopping you?

[crisp whale]

I have children to feed and it’s not a cheap game

[floral pulsar]

Just turn them outside and let them free range

Like chickens

[full egret]

I second this

[pulsar oak]

Yeah, definitely prioritize your children. Good luck with them :]

[full egret]

That's what my grandparents did 🤣

I can't get this bag of turkey lunch meat open-

[floral pulsar]

Bite it.

[obsidian bay]

go feral

[floral pulsar]

Teeth work for opening

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/bubbles-bite-powerpuff-girls-teeth-fur-gif-13663050607590860137

[full egret]

The stupid ziploc part wouldn't open 🤣

[pulsar oak]

Burn it.

Burn it to the horns.

GROUND LOL*

[floral pulsar]

reject advancement. Turn to feral.

[pulsar oak]

Aw man

[floral pulsar]

You know what? Burn it to the horns too.

[pulsar oak]

YAY

[floral pulsar]

That’s an awesome display name btw

[crisp whale]

Need to get money from my dad

He has planet zoo and I’m jealous 😭

[floral pulsar]

What is planet zoo?

[crisp whale]

It’s a zoo game

[obsidian bay]

have him make a family group on steam or whatever

[floral pulsar]

Who’d have thunk it…

[obsidian bay]

then you should be able to just play it as long as he is not actively in it

[floral pulsar]

I told you I wasn’t knowledgeable

[crisp whale]

He won’t do it cuz he sucks😭

[obsidian bay]

lame :C

[crisp whale]

Lwk my new method is to bring my Xbox to work and have them get it for me

The Xbox in the break room broke so I bring mine as a substitute

And they buy me planet zoo

[floral pulsar]

Someone done parked a bus behind my truck

[crisp whale]

Dawg 😭

Blocked in by a bus is crazy

[full egret]

That sandwich was lame.

Genuinely hate home sandwiches lol

[crisp whale]

Same

I hate all sandwiches

In the traditional sense

[full egret]

I only like them from subway or like Jimmy John's

[crisp whale]

But like I like burgers and subs

[full egret]

Anything but home made 🤣

[crisp whale]

Lolll

[floral pulsar]

Why there was a bus at a salon? Who knows.

[crisp whale]

There are definitely better sub spots lol

[full egret]

Not locally here lol

[crisp whale]

What kinda truck do you drive

[crisp whale]

Fair

Here either tbh

[full egret]

Looks like a Tacoma of some sort almost

[floral pulsar]

Tacoma

[full egret]

HAHA

[crisp whale]

But in my home town there is super good one

[full egret]

I'm so good at this

[floral pulsar]

Amazing at it lmao

[full egret]

I love Tacoma's lol

[crisp whale]

I love Toyotas but not their trucks

[floral pulsar]

Mine has an ugly soft top.

[full egret]

Rip

[crisp whale]

What are you gonna add?

[full egret]

Crested gecko I'm thinking

Was gonna do whites tree frogs but ehh

[crisp whale]

Oh fun

[full egret]

Idk yet it's between those two

[crisp whale]

You can’t hold tree frogs

[full egret]

Yes I know

[crisp whale]

Bad for their skin

[full egret]

I just like looking at them lol

[crisp whale]

Fair lol

I don’t have any cool lizards

Just a bearded dragon

[full egret]

I mostly wanted one because my friend wanted some and I wanted to one up him because I've got time 🤣

[full egret]

Those scare me

[floral pulsar]

I’m not allowed to take it off

[crisp whale]

Whyyy

[crisp whale]

Why?