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he kicked a bucket sadly
like literaly ot figuratively
both.... not sure granny told me not to worry
o ok btter listen to her then
he doing a ok
i did, never seen him since though, something abt milk.
maybe it was the milk truck that hit ur gramps zman
ye my father said teh same, but he should be back soon
he will come back š
YOH R WE LIEK ALL 3 connected
we all connected fr, might b brothers
as my mommy said, i needa drink milk to strengthen bones, i been trying but my fatehr hasnt brought it. so idk
so what hobbys u guys picked up recently
i do fishing
painbtuing
swimming
shooting
gaming
playing snooker
i used to but i grew out of that
ye taht best tyo watch o ntv
im 2' 3
watching short litl gusy get beat up by otehr shot little guys
lollllll
yessssss
i defeat teh ender dragon in under 20 hr
it keeps me safe
i witerally beat ender dragon in 21 hours.
ITS FUN INSIDE
oop
why u winking
its egg orrr
fr
why would the ender dragon liek beinf beat, and killed
what happend to zman
did he get banned
o well win som u loose som
i want a g1 moose
i dont hv taht
i want a plate off food to eat while viewinbg lodge
spwnd hours looking for it
nothin
close to 40
and nothing
jesus
Ok yall since im too broke to buy hcotw will anyone play the hcotw clone with me on roblox?
huh?
nah sry
roblox??
not me i play teh real deal
your alright
ik im alright taht how i got 4 g1 moose
i play it on consle but i cant get on rn
goofygoober, its like 20 bucks
20bucks is alot
that alot, especialy over here in africa
im in america but its still alot
1 dollar 20 of my currency
not everyone makes as much or as little as everyone else
we all live diffrent lives money wise and everything wise
fr especialy i nafrica
im broke
no money
i got to go boys
night night
bye
todaloo
have a blessed day
you too!
thx buddy
np
.
any of you playing the hunter classic ? I don't find how to buy the ammo for the event !
Brother just buy the game
Love him
WOOOO
sup potter
Man whats up with these names
The last 2 babies hatched
4 total hatched the 5th egg didnt make it
Legit first name I pulled was ātrongusā
Stardew is crazy with auto generated names
Lmao
Shut up jerry
Somehow, this is very on brand for you
I be doing this every single time I get flirted with
I have no clue how to react š
Man's is cooked, chat
I have a meme!
give me a 2nd to dig it up
So horribly cropped bro, what was young me on?
This my bf
š¤£
Heās hot but so very oblivious so it kept him single until I yoinked him lmaoo
Or like he did have an ex while before we met but after that nope
Lucky for me 
Frfr lol
Weāre going to the airbnb today and weāre stopping at a candy store on the way
And tomorrow if the weather is good weāre going to Gƶteborg bc itās close ish to the city
From here itās a 4 hour drive there lmao
Lmao
Sounds like you guys are gonna have a lot of fun
Yepp, already got any favorite drink for the drive and Iāll buy snacks on the way 
Nice!
tahts too much tiem tosepnd in car for me T-T
i do taht 4hr trip to often as i hv fam 4 hr away
so we go basicaly every month
The first city is 2 and half hours away and second 1 and half from there so thatās why weāre going from there lmao
Straight from here to gƶteborg is 4 hours
o ok
So only 2 and half at first 
But tomorrow gonna be long drive bc 3 hours in total to get there and back and weāll drive around in the city too xD
wish u the best of luck
safe travels
hopefully u dont blow a tire like i did in last 1
Ty thereās a snow warning but itāll be fine we have volvo 
Ooof I sure hope not
there was a whoel scissor bladd ine tire, and it just ofter we left petrol station
so idk if ppl who work at petrol station plant these things at petrol station as u blow tire, adn come back for a new one
bcs all blowout i had r after fule stop
Boo
Boo YOU
who want to js talk abt life or teh game either way, get a convo rolling, i gotta get my rating to gold so i hv share screen rights
bit random but if any1 willing to help pls
We on the roadd and so far one eagle and three roe deers
Bring me stew deer š
How about moose stew
Just saw two of them
My list of animals is expanding
The loose snow is making waves on the road
YEE
Ooo
The weather was super bad and snowing like crazy but rn itās pretty okay
Also we visited a chocolate factory and got a bag of some good af chocolates 
Look what I bought
Gonna look so silly this summer in my Steve shirt
Yayyy!!
Amazing 
Steve is the best fr
Yessss
lol
Man, im on the family minecraft server for the first time in a month. Everyone abandoned it.
wth i never knew snow did taht, that prett y cool
They be so cute 
This little buff brahma mix is so friendly
Shes a buff + brahma + easter egger + black star
Egg layers?
Only 2 are being kept as pets unless they are roosters the other 2 are for meat purposes
Cute
Nice
It was snowing and the draft from cars kept just spinning the loose snow around xD
Is is very powdery snow?
It looks like one good gust will make it collapse in on him š
Yep
Powder snow is the worst
No fun you can get out of it
Bad snowballs and it gets blown into every crevace
We always get a leak after powder snow
Ngl I was lowkey shidding myself when my bfās barreling down the highway at 125km/h all chill
I would close my eyes and tell myself iām in my bed š
Trust me I have tried lmaoo
He did slow down when we went to a tiny road that wasnāt even that well plowed so we did get to our airbnb safely
I hate being in a car when thereās snow or ice on the roads
Cute little house
Omg same
Iāll happily drive but being a passenger is a nono
One time i was going somewhere with my dad after a ice storm and the parking lot is sloped so rainwater gets collected in the drains but the ice caused the car to slip sideways
Absolutely terrifying
An audi sounds like no match for snowy roads
The way he was flying and skidding and drifting with that thing
Surprisingly he was very in control of it but sweet lord it was a near death experience
Now we have a volvo and heās much more contained
Thatās good
He said heās like venom heās one with the car but kind sir the ice is not one with you
We had a snowstorm come through a month ago and it covered all the roads in a ice sludge combo
Oooof
Everybody was driving at a snailās pace
So very smart
You were better of walking everywhere
I had to take the even worse bike lanes š
I have a mean scar on my hip bc i slipped, hit the curb and my bike landed on me
Big oof
Yup
My bike chain jumped like 10 years ago one day and I still have a scar on my knee from it
All the while it was snowing so hard i couldnāt see 100 feet in front of me
Ouch
On the knee is such a mean spot
Bc thereās barely anything under your skink just bone š
Frr it hurts so bad
I fell once and skid across some concrete with my knees and i still have mean scars of it to this day
you'll have those scars for a long time, only place iv got scarring that just wont fade
Nah bro thatās a upside down tomahawk steak
it does also look like that
i had a tomahawk in spain once
used to be banned in the UK iirc
some stupid law involving mad cow disease
š
i mean it is actually illegal to carry salmon suspiciously in the UK
we just have
stupid laws
idk how you carry a salmon suspiciously
like do they arrest you if they find you with a pack of smoked salmon in your pocket during a traffic stop?
āSIR DROP THE SOCKEYE IT IS AT AN EXPLOSION RISKā
im pretty sure that the law about being able to kill any Scotsman that enters York still exists in th lawbook but is obviously overridden by murder laws
but still that law at one point was a real thing lmao
British laws are unique to say the least
Nah it's not powder snow trust
Pou
he looks unconscious in the first picšsomething you'd see in a vid about the Dyatlov pass
I think it is any big fish š¤
Ayooooo
I miss that so bad I used to make snow caves with my brother
Join me and my brother
Omw
Someone here has some absolute units of horses
I thought they was moose š
ME TOO
At first I was like omg moose
But theyāre just humongous horses
Lmao
They queuing now
I wonder what theyāre doingš¤
The one on the left needs to go two spots back then theyāre in size order
Yeeeeesssss
Pls go tell them
Do people not read the gosh damn rules these days??????
<@&393042322499305473> someone self promo againš
Why no read rules ā¹ļø im sad now rangatanga1906
It does say āno solicitingā in big text
oopsie š
You just silly like that lol
First off rude second off, not my fault you donāt read the rules upon entering a server
my dog looks proud
Frfr super proud
You sure?
That is the question that I cannot answer, but the rules are the rules
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So if you wanna promote, join the creator team š
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I literally just linked it, smarty pants.
Go on, read it then
Not even, more like laughing
Ja
People told y'all no and y'all threw a fit
And called me a child
I gave you an answer as to how and sent a link, and y'all got smart
No one's trying to stifle your growth - just go about it in the correct channels
Bet. Clean slate -
Damn
i dont think this behaviour is how you become a successful youtuber
adorable
i'm actually baffled at people who act like this lol
@obsidian bay the raccoon is back
Frfr
tyk while you're here you might wanna look up the chat
2 lil guys posting politicsš¤
Three rules broken?
<@&393042322499305473> can we get rid of this riffraff already
Beat me to it lmao
frfr
left before he could get banned what a scaredycat lmfao
Ja
At any rate I got a new jar
always such a jumpscare to remember you're an afrikaans speaker
Thats a him problem I guess.
Got no clue to do with it
Lol
Lmao
Only a little bit
Just enough to scare peopleš¤£
not even the afternoon and already dealing with the riffraff
sort of like how i know just enough gaelic to confuse americans by throwing it in randomly to sentences
Exactly, thatās what I do
Lmao
Live footage frfr
no no, we must spam off topic after being told off, then use someones about me section as a way to try bait them, specifically using their politics. then we must leave before we get banned as a moderator showed up in chat
I swear Iām tryingš
Bro, I have to be so careful while scrolling in my gifts because I know if I miss click Iām gonna get in a very awkward situationšš
And people tried to argue that tenor/giphy were wholesome and people should be free to use
š
Lmaooo for suree
Weāre on the way to a big store two hours away from the city weāre staying in and sweet jesus I survived some awful roads
Google maps is trolling us Iām sure
My bf just happy bc he loves a wonky road but I sure do not
Lmaoš¤£
Your bf is specialš
He sure is lmaoo
Protect him
Will do sir š«”
Good š«”
Ooo is so pretty
I love old buildings so much
Thereās some from like 1600ās near our apartment
I so badly want to go play with the acoustics in there
Ooooo nice
So valid ngl
I got a friend that does to
Lmao
You may be cooked
Fr
The backyard cat
Are you sure itās not a backyard skinwalker bc the head looks off
I was in choir and chorale in college
was how I got my scholarship
playing with acoustics was my fave
Ooo cool 
Just the angle
Looks like a cyclops š
Fr xD
I took a pic and it looks like weāre fuken zooming through the road like maniacs
150mph headass lmao
Lmaoo only 70mph xD
looks like youre in hyperspace
Fr
Are you guys trying to go back to the future or what š
We are 
Getting some pizza 
š
my names tanka jahari but i swear i'd never order a whole pizza for myself
Guys, what do we think?
i mean i'll take it but i'd NEVER order one for myself
We think itās a bot
they're looking for a game in gen chat
Ooooo
random person being weird but not a bot
i've had 2 the past couple days lmao
Lol
one person dm'd me and another sent a random friend rq
We both got one so weāll have breakfast tomorrow xD
its ALWAYS this server i get random rq's from
where did ya order from
Thereās this lil pizzeria here called alcamo and they apparently make super good pizzas
So we trying it out

nicee, yknow what i really like
traditional italian style
thin crispy base
with random assortments of weirdly named italian cured meats
Oufff the best
had one with nduja sausage and hot honey on it before
it was very tasty
so tasty i bought my own massive nduja sausage
it is really hard to describe nduja
tangy-savoury spice is the best i could do
Omg nduja is so good and so spicy
it is one of my favourite cured meats icl
it has the most unique flavour profile of all
Yumm
is that rocket or basil
Arugula
googles ferociously
ah it must be the american way to say Rocket lmao
i have every belief it started being called arugula with the italian americans, because italians call it Rucola lmao
the same way gabagool is actually capicola
We call it rucola too here in sweden xD
in the UK we call it rocket lmao
Itās good, sometimes thereās too much but the pizza has enough flavor to not be overpowered by it
What yall feel this one might be
Also heres some of the others
I think these might be girls I could be wrong
A chicken nugget?

Lmao
You're British? That actually explains a lot
i use spinach mostly in salads, maybe i should try it on a chicken sandwich
TrollVI, you're a kiwi
NO
What's your point? I'm not trolling
Mmhmm
Omg Iām back in my own bed and I never want to leave again
lmao
Yall watching the bowl
The Alpha Wolf was playing
pats have to be throwing it
how they playing this cheeks
Cause they are a mediocre team with a mediocre schedule ; playing the Seahawks which beat another Super Bowl contender 41-9
Dennis, I have no idea what this means
Turns out I wont in a minute
I woke up sick š
I was wondering why my watch has been telling me I have high stress all the time the last two days
traveling be like
it be that way
Fr
I hate when that happens fr
Samee
Sometimes when I go to the drs (or the hospital) I lowkey just know Iām gonna catch something š.
If I go on the bus during the winter high likelihood, Iām gonna get my brother sick because my immune system was born and raised in South Africa but my little brother was brought up here so he only got the British immunity
But ye hospitals be like that
LMAO
Hey, did you get that gun yet?
I have an autoimmune thing, so I get sick when Iām stressed or work too much, it sucks big time
Nah, still too broke š
Big oof
I know I know š«
How dare you be broke?š
Itās working out tho, I donāt have anybody to go shooting or hunting with rn anyway
Fair enough lol
My little brother just left for bootcamp and my old āhunting buddyā moved to Minnesota š
lowkey jealous ngl
I felt it creeping yesterday evening but it really hit me at night 
At least had a fun weekend, we stopped at my favorite castle ruins on the way home
Itās called Brahehus, a man built the castle for his wife but she died before it got finished and he died too before it was done
That's sad š
Beautiful though
I wonder what heād think if he knew that centuries later people still stop by and go visit his castle
I'd hope he would be happy that it would have such reknown
I feel like I do not adequately appreciate being able to breathe with both nostrils with ease
Bc right now I cannot do such thing
Iām literally sitting in the dark playing Minecraft listening to this song
This is such a vibe
Iām so calm and relaxed
Also Iām definitely not building a whole sea village just to write about it
discord is pulling a Roblox requiring IDs
Screw Law by Mike
huh
huh
copy kat
My bf listens to minecraft music sometimes just bc he likes it
It is the best frfr lol
I had C418 on my spotify wrapped š
Lol
Omg š
I have figured what Iām asking for my birthday
This silly guy
Neither do I but I love pigeons and I need this one in my life xD
Iāve got a blue footed booby plush of completely unknown origin and a little kookaburra
when my nephew was young we went on holiday and he kept asking for kookaburra on his swndwich and no one had a clue what he was talking about
he meant cucumber
took like 3 hours of laughing to figure it out
Omg cutee
So out of curiosity, what will happen to the irl hunting channels when discords new policys take effect? Im not super up to date on stuff but I'm curious
What do you mean? The id thing?
The irl hunting channel is locked behind an age verification wall already
I read that at some point all accounts will be locked out of age restricted channels unless they scan an id. I wasn't sure if that would effect this server
In my opinion, I dont think giving discord your id is a good idea, especially after the 70000 got leaked a while back
Minors are not allowed in irl hunting as of right now either way so no difference
Yes. But wouldn't this mean everyone is unless you do the extra steps?
Im probably overthinking it but just wanted to ask
Most people over 18 do have an id so I don't expect much of a difference
But I could be wrong
All we can do is wait and see
they also are no longer partnered with the company with the breach
I dont think having an id is the issue, it's giving it to discord when they already has a massive leak
they are utilizing a different company.
People don't trust discord with their ids but then give all their info to ai bots so

Guess we'll wait and see
Frfr lmao
idk, I'd rather opt to do a video call and get an estimation
y'all've aged me in the 2 years I've modded
Iām still not in the chat even though Iām 18. Itās hilariousš
I used to be young and sprightly
then...
you guys.
-# Teamspeak 6 lookin better and better
Yeah, I agree. Iāll do that if itās an option.
It's going to be an AI doing the estimating, is the thing
@mint pewter I live in sweden. It's not a driving licence for a car, it's for moped and epa but it's still a real driving licence. I couldn't reply in the irl hunting chat because it turns out openly saying your underage is a bad idea. Sadly being an irl hunter doesn't change discords tos
Hiii is there any channel in where I can send an video of some sort of annoying bug that appears when playing with my brother?
You can make a post in #1062059141436297246
Or you can send a ticket in to the support team on the website queue
If you're having technical issues, please create a ticket with our support team.
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Hey does anyone play helldivers 2?
@warm owl i know for a fact you're play that rn
or were at some point
Correct
I was incorrect earlier about getting into college that said that they read my stuff and I was being reviewed I think cuz I just got a email saying im in
damn, thats not good
well not as good as hoped
oh nice
Good for u brooo š
congrats!
I have gotten a better reaction from strangers than my friends
Ahaah
that aint cool why aint they hyped for you bruh
thats a good accomplishment
get yourself some better friends btw
Half of em are offline rn
The other lurk
I have 2 š
I havenāt told the og friends yet
I applied for college too š
Nice
Aww chocolate lab?
I too have a hunting dog
likely the breed, pointers are hard to get fat cause they just dont build body fat and have high metabolisms
Yeah looks like mix of a lab and a dachshund ahah
tis a lean pup
Mhm. They also run a lot
She's a purebred dog but hard to know the breed outside of the nordics
What breed?
Drever
I was on abt mine
Ah
Ohhh alright
Do you hunt?
We have a young lab at work that looks the same
A bit
Roe deer and fox
Really?
But there is plenty of deer up north where I am
Our dogs hunt rabbits but we tell them not to lol
Picking up these baddies
They are cool
I want to train my future dog to look for them
They see better with their nose than I do with my eyes
Ahahaha
Gsp are amazing for hunting rabbits because off speed and stealthy ness but he/she have only seen one deer
Which ran away so idk bout deer
Do they try to kill said animal or just point aggressively
I love videos of them finding lizards and just pointing intensely
depends on the dog's prey drive and training
Point for abt 30 mins lol and then they run in and chew on them n stuff
Gotcha
younger dogs with less training and high drive are more likely to stop pointing sooner
but usually they look at it intensely for a while before even thinking about rushing it down
Sounds fair
I was recording my dog and there was a squeak so i moved the camera to my other dog and she had a rabbit in her mouth
They are great for rabbits
I bet
Yeah they do that a lot
Our drever has awesome drive when it comes to roe, hare, badger, deer and fox but totally ignores moose
can't lie I understand that Drever
Never seen one irl but they massive
I have and the smallest living species is where I am
and they make the elk look small
the ones in alaska are 45% bigger
What country?
Had a close encounter with one a week before moose season
Colorado, United States; we have Shiras here
Dont get elk here either š
Ah
Usually they go yip yip when they find a track and WOOF WOOF when they find the animal but she's completely quiet on moose tracks
It's so cool what genetics can do
thats cause moose are on demon timing
yall have I think the 2nd or 3rd smallest moose subspecies
Moose are so cute tho
And they're not even small
Especially piebald ones
and way too big to be okay
its like the ostrich of deer
its too goddamn large
which is the crazy part
like, 950lbs and 6'8" at the shoulder is nothing to sneeze at
I want a pet moose
meanwhile, the average alaska-yukon bull
Too bad i live in Scotland
is 1,050 and 6'10" or taller
Sverige Ahha
There's moose parks here you can visit and they'll drive you through the enclosures while you feed them carrots
biggest every taken was an 1850lb behemoth that was 8 feet at the shoulder
Du taler Sverige?
So everyone can be apart of conversations and for easier moderation
Mhm
And yeah that was closer to like Norwegian or Danish pff
Yeah
Anywaysss

I think imma go to sleep now
Good call
gn guys
Night
āEveryoneā
Not ham man
He only speaks ball
This guy knows all about ballš«¢
I was about to say who tf pinged me
Then I clicked it š
That is gorgeous
Waittt thatās cool
ey it looks like one of those glazed ceramic tiles you find in mosques in Turkey and Syria
much cool
very wow
I approve
ty ty
I canāt see the colors but Iām sure it looks good lol
I wish I was cool enough to do stuff like that
Its ...a lesson in keeping my tension loose
everyone can learn!
yeeesssss it'll be a 7 pointed star at the end
but its a cute snowflake rn
Twin thatās so coolš
the colors are named 'turquoise' and 'petroleum'
..... but they're just a couple of bluegreens
hup to!
im gonna hunt rattlesnakes this summer and glycerine tan the skins just y'all watch
I appreciate the description
Noooooo not the rattlers š
we have a season for them in colorado lmao
Bruh theyāre so important to the ecosystem š
Shoot like Burmese pythons and junk
prairie rattlers overpopulate like hell here cause they boom/bust with rabbits and field voles
so its advocated to cull their population slightly to prevent human wildlife conflict
Yeah fs
Donāt want someone loosing an arm cuz they stepped on one
lmfao
the skins can actually be sold for decent money too
nothing like the 3 bucks an inch nicely patterned diamondbacks get but 1.15 to a 1.50 an inch is good
especially since the average adult is like a 35 inch snake
Some idiot I went to highschool with collected snake skins to sell every summer and he ended up getting bit by a tiger rattler he tried to pick up
it didnt occur to him to like idk
hit it with a shovel
or shoot it first
I told you he was dumb
or wear steeltoed boots and stomp on it
I went to highschool with some very stupid boys
One of my friends congratulated me
Someone took a cotton mouth home from the lake and kept it as a pet
And somehow avoiding getting bit over like 5 years
Ight boutta dump hoopland highlights onto you
Sonšššš
And finally
The Alpha Wolf was playing
I forgot to feed my RH krait and heās pouting šš
Omg that looks so nicee
Thanks!
YEAHHHH
10/10 shirt
I look so awesome
Ah nice I travelled to Sweden for 5 months on two holidays (2 months and 3 months) and loved it there. Spent some time in the southwest and north westish towards the centre.
Iām gonna feel like after I get my image perms [Just pretend the guy whoās breaking chains off his wrist in the sunset image is here]
Just pretend itās there
Ah that's cool. If you come back you should check far north, or just Norway. Though that's more if you like wilderness and mountain which I do. Glad you enjoyed it here though!
Yup I went to Norway and I loved it there. I really like Scandanavia but Denmark I can't really get behind tbh
Cool! Yeah Denmark isn't anything for me either. I want as few cities as possible when I travel hehe
Well I didn't mind Copenhagen, I didn't really do much since we were just travelling to Sweden then, but the hotel and restaurant were nice and the view was pretty cool up top. Landscape wise though it was quite idk the word for it but just gloomy and dark. I did see quite a few Roe Deer and birds near the coastline and such.
Yeah that's not really anything for me. Sure restaurants are nice if you go with friends or family but other then that I prefer the wilderness
gng this shirt hitss
my snake is not eating out of spite so pray he doesnt bite me anytime soon guys š„ŗ
Like a cat lmaoo
yeah lol but if my cat bites me i get a band aid lol
I feel like krait is worse
if this evil little tube bites me i die
But then again cat bites can be real nasty
hes a read head so i would lwk just lay down and except my fate š„
I visited a pet store on sunday that had a juvenile p.metallica they were selling
Ow spider in a petstore is diabolical
Accept the dirt nap 
the crazy thing is it doesnt hurt that bad until you just die lol
I would want to get a hognose someday if I got a snake again
That doesnāt sound too awful, Iāll be back to rent him in 60 years or so
one of my snakes just died so i gotta get a new one so im open to suggestions
Any preferences?
no lol
What you have rn?
1 RH krait
2 Eastern diamond back rattlers
1 Boomslang (very danger noodle)
1 King cobra
Ah so mostly ground snakes
and then one dwarf python
boomslangs can climb but yeah
I love all pit vipers, arboreal venoms got my heart but Iāll never have anything more venomous than a hognose xD
Popeia popeiorum?
good idea lol
lol i prolly shouldve specifed the habitat is for a strict ground snake
like there is nothing to climb on
I have a cat and I cannot be sure enough there will never be an accident
Ahhh then I need to think again
your cat would be safe
your snake would not lol
Exactly
Sheās a clinically insane bengal Iām not risking a poor snakeās life
Hmm maybe some cobra
One girl I follow on instagram has a pretty naja kaouthia
i might just redo the habitat and get 3 garter snakes that my duaghter can hold
when i was in school one of my professors brought in his cat and a death adder and they went at it for like 2 minutes before the cat stopped and he grabbed the snake
it was cool to see but i was on the edge of my seat
Where the hell you went to school š
Ooo garters are prettyy
and they can cohabitate and theyre not dangerous
Yepp
i want a black mamba but too aggressive to have with kids in the house
Lmaoo smart
my duaghter loves animals and while i think thats great she also doesnt understand not the pet the gators at mom's office yet
soooo gotta lock in until shes old enough to keep herself safe
One pet store owner in finland owns a lil gator
Or I think itās a dwarf crocodile
She has a huge enclosure at the store so people can see her
its prolly not an american alligator but it could be a chinese gator or any of the smaller crocdilians
Itās osteolaemus tetraspis
one of my co workers has gators and crocs at her house and im jealous
Diabolical
ahh the african dwarf croc
Yess
He usually has just the latin names in the pics so I had no clue what it is in english xD
she has a salty with very few teeth and hes got an evil look in his eye
Iād also be evil with just a few teeth
bro that thing has to be encient to be running out of teeth lmao
hes very very huge and very very aggressive and she needs to euthanize him instead of hand feeding him little bits of chicken
i think hes 70 something
he might be like 81
he's a Nile croc bull that was captured after attacking cattle in like 1905
and he was already a 9 footer so he was close to maturity
prolly 12 years old
he's still alive lmao
im not surpised lol
reptiles (espically crocs) show a lot of signs of negligible senescence
mfs beat aging
at a certain point they do usually stop producing teeth and starve
but thats really really rare
But then they have your lovely coworker to feed them chicken
what is much more common is that they become so big that they cant get enough food to support them
lol that croc may outlive her
its likely actually
Lmaoo she needs to will it to some offspring or something
Reasons to have children: will feed your ancient crocodile chicken when you pass
if she dies rn it goes to me until her kids are older
Ah
my brother has a theory that a salty kept alive long enough will grow into one of the mega crocs of the past
i should mention that my brother is a art major and not a scientist lmao
hopefully she doesnt die tho cuz im not ready to be friends with that thing
Damn I thought you were eagerly waiting to befriend him
Maybe heās onto something
is he very cool? yes
do i wish i had alligator pets? yes
Do i want to befriend one of the most effiecent killing machines alive that are known for agression? maybe š¤
well with the rate of climate we will likely soon find out
Lmaoo
Luckily I live where the air hurts my face half the year
steppe mammoth attack
to avoid fearmongering i feel obligated to say that it would have to get to be like 90 degrees in the winter to bring back mega reptilian life
and mammals would lose their foothold long before that
Damn toasty
honestly the sheer biomass from that kind of weather would probably bring back a lot of supermassive mammalian bodyplans
I want to pet a mammoth
mammals thrive in colder temps
that did not stop the largest land mammal ever from existing during a thermal maximum
I sure am not thriving
besides all the current niches that exploit supermassive floral growth are filled by mammals or could easily be radiated into by mammals
ngl idk what youre talking about lol
reptiles are entirely small ground animals with larger ones being predators
please kindly refresh my memory
paraceratherium aka gigantic giraffe rhino
Iāve ridden this on ark 
15-20 metric tons in weight
wait i forgot about that š
i would like to point out that the world was cooling rapidly when this started its reign
this is true, but it did still exist
and besides the existence of elephants is kind of a gigantic barrier to any reptile being able to occupy the supermassiver herbivore niche
reptiles arent really herbivores gang
no but they can be in really wierd ways
see the random herbivorous crocodiles
that existed for some reason
yeah ofc but like most reptiles are carnivores or ominvores
wonder if sebecid body plans would return with enough huge mammalian prey
What great one should I grind for
crocodylomorphs sounds like something from power rangers
Boar is annoying be fr
wolves
There great wolves?
yes
Bet
youd prolly see the return of small mammal packs
Ohh
Grinding is boring just off you go into the wild and shoot any worthy creature you encounter
followed up quickly by massive reptilian packs then the earth would cool a little
and back to mammals
Yo guys I got a question how long dose it take for a fallow deer to respawn
food
Yes
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Its a czech meme
Big snowflake energy
And its ONLY GONNA EMBIGGEN
So pretty
Lwk been staring at it for like 10 minutes in a state of hypnosisšš
Hypnoblanket
Your group is on a 1 day streak! š„ Here are yesterday's results:
š 6/6: @umbral cobalt
Seamus of the Woeful Countenance and Dennie The Mennie were playing
@jovial ridge what's wrong buddy
changed my mind when a Oxyuranus microlepidotus became available
The Alpha Wolf was playing
I am not 
I need to learn this shapee
Ooo they look pretty!
i wish my desk was as organized
I promise its not
Lmao
Half of the desk in pic is yarn and craft supplies
The L bend of the desk is covered in sketch books and plants
I gotchuuuu. I can DM the links im using rn
Hell yea 
a deed is done
Tyy
Guys I have to move a tree helpš
I moved the tree
Eventually Iām gonna burn it
Or maybe I will make a house who knows š¤
theres like 4 trees in this
The one on the ground twinšš
xmas tree?
Honestly that looks like something you could do with one hand. Especially considering that you can build houses
I was being sarcastic do not worry I one armed that thing
lol
Ah lolš
Lmao
Although it was raining when I sent the picture so I did not want to go outside T-T
Yeah rain sucks when you want to do things outside lol
Frfr lmao
Why is the only way to fix broken technology to punch it
Amazing question
When my headphones go bzzz I punch them and they go plop and no longer bzzzz
probably bad connections on internal wires like solder
Sony smh
it can happen to anything that gets used pretty regularly, small phone repair shops may be able to fix it, depending what it is
They're pretty well used either way
Might buy new ones when I'm not this low on cash
is my tag tuff?
ive found multiple different snakes that i want and i cant decide
twin š
lmao
Ofc
Someone pick my next snake for meš
Lameeee
: (
I need something that may eat my children
