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I had parsley on the balcony last summer and Nami the little shid ate it all
No....
Tree house?
With the malinois often on the counters imagine what they'll do to the tree
nono, tree inside house not house inside tree
Ahhhh
baby fence, clearly
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I bet you they'll grab the tip of the tree and do a WWE smack down or smtn
Jessie looks so innocent till she aint
@cosmic osprey
Why does johnathon hate me?
Fair enough
do you like functional purpose plants or do you prefer ones for looks
Pretty plants are nice but feel useless, I have made a list of stuff I wanna grow this year. The strawberry snd raspberry are there already from last year
Also I need to be careful so Nami doesnāt eat plants that can harm her bc she chills on the balcony the whole summer
You should look into lemon balm, catnip (for Nami) and also rosemary
those three repel mosquitos naturally - and if she's out on the balcony she'd be prime food for them
Nami doesnāt cafe about catnip lmaoo
Also itās very open and we live near the sea, thereās very little mosquitoes bc of the wind
oh bless
She loves the balcony, we put up a cat net last summer and ever since she wants to be there 247
But not in the winter, she hates the cold and snow xD
Maligatorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww da baby
Pure Mali or??
I want to do this for Ansel SO badly.. he wants on the Balcony like NObodies bidness.
But we are 'first' (second) floor and his amoeba brain would 100% go 'jump over that barrier' and nto realize its not a fence
I also need to block the jerk cat from next door from coming over. She comes over, ticks Ansel off through the window and then sometimes pees on a box of dirt on the balcony. from my husbands ex when she tried gardening.
-# yes, its still there - no, I am not judging him for having a depression pile on the balcony he never uses. it's not stinky, and I would rather the cat pee somewhere contained than on our balcony wood itself.
This why the net goes all the way to the ceiling xD
She has hung onto it few times whne having crazy zoomies and it held
Ummm he not happy
š¤£š¤£
Monkeys scare me
It a baboon
Monkey on steroids
Even worse
Lmao
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Funnest thing to shoot in all honesty
"And I say HAYYYAHEHE"
Go to yt or spotify or anything really and search "Bobjan - Robbie Wessels"
Eeeeyesssss......
Also go listen to mphedi hoendor
By the same guy
Very normalš
I'm listening to the songs for finland's eurovision entry and ughhh why are they all poopoo
omg I take every bad word back I have encountered a banger
I read that as badger and was like wait what how
I am sick, yippee
It is the weekend mehehe
what is that?
Chocolate pudding with whipped cream
OOH I WANT SOME
And Daim
i do like a daim
gonna try and be active in this server now that im active on cotw tooš„¹
am i the only one that sees an image glitched inside my message
It being wild
my eyes are screwed and I couldn't even make out much coloration but still intersstingš„š„
just gotta drive like an hour and a half out of the city
the snow is supposed to hit at 5 am ish but watch there be like 2 inches
Quiet lately, feels like somethin big is happening but I'm not allowed to know what..
3 degrees feels like negative five
Huh?
Just been a little too quiet
Here or in game?
IRL, not ingame or here Jerry
Then you aināt shooting enough
I feel like the server lied when the role perms said talk a lil to be able to talk in vc
While the art in the video is nice I'm still eternally confused
aint no way a mf gonna do the bucket prank with an AN/M65 500lb bomb
So cozy, a nice 3 degrees
Bro was not reacting to the water buckets
Where do you live š
I dont think prayers can save me now
I take my melatonin at 2AM calm down
š
I almost tried to use a gif but remembered I cant
I be going to sleep at 11 and yall be out here going to sleep at two
My mom works nights
Look at my description the bottom one explains
I gotta be awake to welcome her home and feed the dogs, get the water
I got mad respect for yo ma
Fill up the water bucket in the restroom so the toilet actually flushes
The pipes froze a day or two ago so the water to the toilet isn't working
Brother is living in Alaska
New York, the part hugging canada
I think
Arguably worse that its somehow this bad
Basically Alaskaš¤·š»
Valid
Shaking in my boots, its like I'm the ghost of the ice age up in here
Frfr
Maybe the bot that gives the silver role is too busy hunting to give it over
That or it wants 1k messages per 1 word in vc lol
39 messages, it's probably waiting until I get my first GO to give me that silver role
Yes
Watch me keep joking about it and then on my hundredth message actually get to talk
for 1 word
I crave venison jerky
But I cant walk for long periods so gl to me if I try
I got a couple of fizzy candies and a half empty cream & soda doctor pepper
Wanna do some science?
Yes!
Looks like I only got a few memes left a some spare change
Love far cry primal
Really didn't wanna die that first bear
Yeah my guess is this bot who gives the roles wants a hundred messages
I'll share cool catches tomorrow probably
Bear fight
Yes
Dude I cant even watch it
Whenever I click either of the clips it shows me Jerry's stupid gif he sent
Huh
See you in five thousand years when I can talk
Frick you jerry
Youāre welcome
What if I bite it first??
Then you deserve it
Even more than you already do
Probably just be better to shoot me, low-key you would know that I was dead then
No
Full thing?
Abt what
Prob then
Hella, coincidental
At any rate
Even if it was a person with completely innocent intent, the fact that they didnāt start the conversation here makes me suss
Block
Very, very suspicious
Bet
All right, the three people on discord have spoken itās getting in the block
23-28 inches of snow expected now
Stay frosty bois
Itās about to get real
I stayed up till 2am for snow not sleetš
š š š
Perfect btw literally looks like a greaser anyway might as well give him the outfit
Looks like I could throw a burrito at em
Ayo
Hmmm should I make pancakes?
My bf would be happy if I woke him up with pancakes for breakfast
Hmm Iām doing it
not the synth
Nice
I deep cleaned the kitchen yesterday it looks so nice now 
Now I just gotta get up and go do some pancakes
Lmao
Oo nice
Iāve been putting it off for ages and it was so messy š
Lmao that does happen
At least it is done
Wonderful Sunday morning
I didnāt have milk so used oat milk instead hope bf wonāt taste the difference xD
Istg what is the bottom right
Damn bro one hell of a start
You should see my legs lmao
Your weather is vastly different than mine
Okay well my legs before I rinsed em off, I got under the bakkie to dig the diff out
It's rain season lol
Nice 27 celcius atm tho
Had almost 900mm rain this season
Lmal snow season here
slay
Lmao
Good shoosting JERBEAR
Thanks āŗļø
I need to post pics of my junior rifle targets
They are horrid
Lol
Good morning Tyk hope you have been doing amazing donāt really see you much because iām hardly around anymore lol
Eyyyy Miz!
Stressful - but.. yk. C'est la vie š«
Hope you are also well
i get it life is very stressful at least for me work life and stuff
ooh, whatcha doin for work?
still the same old same old still work from home
i started it back in march of last year itās an injury attorney and it pays great
who would of guessed thereās like 2 inches of snow on the ground š«© āļø
hyped up for nothing
š Get that bag
I could use your services alot lmao
But I doubt you're in my area
NEVERMINNDD IT WAS PERSPECTIVE THERES A FOOT OUT THEREEE
i got a foot and 1/2
Iām not sure where you are š¤£
SOUTH AFRICA BABY
i wish we could unfortunately we only do US & CA
I was one step away from needing a lawyer tdy lmao
Almsot got ran over this morning getting people unstuck
geez lol
i still have 14 inches on the horizon
14 in the next 24h
Drake "drake maye" maye
Having a lego date with my bf 
You're definetly a real one
Mineās done bf still building wall e
I wish I could own Lego seats but the 2 busy siblings would break them...
Lmaoo valid my lil bro would be demolishing them if I lived at home xD
I honestly can't wait to move out, after high school I'm out
Like I told Jerry I'm on the first flight I can get to the u.s loll
Donee
So valid lmao
dose his front open up? the one I have dose it's cute
Yess and hers too, thereās a little shoe in her and a trash cube in him
Rookie numbers
you in fahrenheit or celsius
cause if thats fahrenheit all i got is good lord lmao
It was -11 here this morning
Aren't you in Colorado? That should be normal winter temps there.
Gotta be Fahrenheit cause that is not bad for Canada at all
Just to lose to Seattle
Quite a day
Farenheit
im american but visiting my grandmother in canada
nice
yeah, but our cold air is dry so its a different kind of evil
high has been 8 or 9 degrees consistently here
tomorrow is back to the 40s tho
February is normally the coldest month for me, I'm ready for -40 wind chills 3 years in a row

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This movie is considered oldš
i meant that itās a previous favorite of mine
but
i guess you can consider it old
11 years ago it was made i think
My days I am getting old
I watched that movie when it first came outš
You ought to be 25 before you can be classed at ancient
š¤£š¤£
For me old is like 35-40 depending on how one looks after themselves
Like my dad is 45 and people think we are brothers šš
my dad is a big dude so he just looks like my dad
Lmao
He has the Afrikaans build
Yeah and the boep
Myself and my dad look very similar in body stature so I do look like itās with heās brotherš¤£
yeah i get the body structure lol
Of course lol
Probably doesnāt help that I have a decent beard
Yesterday the pretty afrikaans came out when my mom hit a rock
better than my beard honestly
i cut everything off lmao
shes got an older bakkie so there was literally like no damage
Damn lmao
and we had a thick stick shoot up to the body of the bakkie too
You have got to love it
Oof is the stick okay?
no i sorta crashed out on it
the thing is that cruiser got stuck on a 4x4 road and they werent allowed to drive there wit the chalet game vehicle
the pic of the cruiser i sent you is the same person we went out to help
Also, if a South African tells you that a road is a 4x4 road, then it is a 4x4 road because weāre quite comfortable taking our cars anyway but if we wonāt even drive it there then you know you should probably not take your stupidly heavy game cruiser there either
i mean it even gave our bakkies some stretches
Frfr
Like bro, it isnāt that difficult
Just listen to the Oaks that live there and youāll have no problems
money buys them opinions apparently
Ja but not brains apparently
no and i dont think theyll get any
Yah I think so
Itās a losing battle, my friend
Out here? We can just leave them in the bush, i see that as a win lol
or just drain them of their money by charging 1500 rand recovery fee every time
Fair is fair
I mean, you wouldnāt have to pay if you didnāt get stuck like an idiot
gonna be extra bc its a restricted road
Yes
Obviously
Lmao is this a win?
WHAT CHAPTER DID I MISS
Idk
NAHH thats your fault bru
We played Fortnite for three hours yesterday and just were chatting and chilling
I guess something happened the flirting was workingš¤£
How dare you not tell me
like WHAT??
Sorry bro I didnāt know how to sayš
"Yo i think she likes me back!"
jsut smtn short n simple lol
Good pointšš
We be having the most random conversation at the moment
Got my breakfast
we have these random conversations 24 7 these days
This is true
But one thing we did not talk about was the cherrie
Lmao this is true
spill!
We be flirting
elaborate
I think it would get me bannedš
I shall elaborate on call some other timeš
or in whatsapp dm š¤·āāļø
True
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Lmao
What breakfast is that?! Plain cheerios and cola?! Or what am I looking at?
Pretty much yeah
It is quite sweet tho
That ain't a breakfast, that's diabetes 101 /j
Lmao
I had three chocolates the day before Iām already at the speed run door
Dude, whadda hell? Eat breakfast like a normal person. At least add milk to those cheerios bro
There is milkšš
Add the three chocolates were eaten over the course of the day I should say
Alright. Three during one day is fine I suppose. I also eat a lot of sweets, mostly on Thursdays as I have school from 8.30am to 5pm
Damn
Youāre making me feel cold and Iām in the UK
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my hb still wearing shorts and a t shirt
I aināt wearing no T-shirt
Because extra money?
I was just nice I donāt even work for money I work for my sanity lmaoo
Thatās what they all sayš
My bf makes enough to pay for both of us xD
Twin is out here workingšæ
I donāt need to work but I go insane if I donāt
I dead ass just be sitting around all day and then writing random ahh Warhammer stuff
Also trying to get back to delivery driving and that would be more like working for fun bc I love it
Valid
Iām in my coworkers car and she didnāt let me drive bc itās icy
Like maāam I have almost 10 years of experience with icy roads and you drive like youāve never seen snow
Lmao
shlidin all da wayy
She also turned on youtube and had some god awful music super loud
I made it home alive
Never again
almost like you were born to deal with them
Exactlyy
me, being born in NH back in the states
moved to Alabama with the (now) ex fiancƩ, there was snow
whole city had a crashout because HOW DO YOU DRIVE IN 2" OF SNOW OMG AHHHHH
me: cruising along, 80 kmh
Lmao
Itās like city people driving in the countryside in South Africa
To be fair.... I absolutely cannot drive in cities
Lmaooo
something about it slings my anxiety into overdrive
I might perish if I have to drive in Stockholm
so like - for safety reasons, I do not unless absolutely last resort
Same
Every time I go there itās with my bf and heās cool as a cucumber driving anywhere
So he drives
Iāve been there alone once and I took the train
honestly sounds like me.
I learned city driving in Boston and like
man they dont care if they kill you by running you off the road, stg -
you just need to be the bigger dbag
I lesrned city driving in a city with 66k people
Stockholm has almost a million
Not doing it
I can drive in Boston.
I just also inevitably sweat through the car seat and need to be wrung out
Youāre so me
Also I mean american cities seem diabolical
Only driveable and people have humongous cars
2025 Cadillac Escalade with a curb weight of 7,500 pounds
Exactly
My first car was under 900kg
Current one is probably around 1600kg and thereās about billion of them here everyone has a volvo
shocking revelation
Lmaooo
people in sweden primarily drive cars made in sweden
Volvo found in sweden who would have thought
They sure do
Also for some reason a bunch of teslas
Youāre in for a treat
Diabolical fr xD
I love our car itās so comfy to drive
And very safe
Volvo is the only manufacturer to still twin charge engines
I want xc40
Or ex40
The one we have is v60
Polestar package v70 or whatever just like dope
there is public transit in the bigger ones
be it bus, train or taxi
but yeah, the sheer size of many of them makes walking them a chore
Yumm
i love babybel
Me too
Me rn on the way to store
We getting snacks for me
It sure is
I said I would want my fave soda and three seconds later my bf said car heater is on get ready to go
I made us sandwiches!
Yay
@obsidian bay
Overly accurate
Literally the last year at my last job
I would drive home, pull into the driveway and just... stare into the woods
but like not at anything
eyes unfocused
disassociating š
I do this when my female friends are talking to me and just stare into the distance right through everything
Like thereās a tree in the way get that out of here Iām looking at Barbados
I usually only dissociate when people are talking about politics I disagree with
But I agree with the statement
It is so funny
Particularly if your body can still write while youāre dissociated
Because youāll come back to the weirdest crap you ever seen
i can make myself dissociate and i can go SO LONG without blinking i generally stop because i make myself laugh
Lmao
I hold my breath while I do it
I will literally just sit there staring off into the distance and not breathing
broo I dont have cotw on steam and my Xbox is junk šššš
Please do not ask other users to buy you DLC, donate, give you money, etc.
seeing as its his only message on this server i'm jus gonna send that in case lol
you can always buy it
yea cuz i didnt even know there was a discord lol
I need one! Id use it for water just to confuse people and ragebait them
Frfr
The oof is real š
You didnāt say youād be out at the same location so what she on about
11h flight
I took 11 hour ferry rides to see my bf
Chump change
After one and half hours on the bus to get to the port
I was on the ferry 8 times in 2023 and then last time to move here
Yall built different š
Damnn
LDR can work, but y'all need to be up front, and realistic about when and how long and how often
That you can meet
I would have to take 11 hour ferry and 3 hours by car to get to my parents
AND Hella communication in between.
Thiss
Yep
Ldr for one and half years and now two years of living together
Hubs and I discord called almost every day, with cams so we could "see" one another while we chatted and did like...nothing (but together)
Or we would game together
We video called like two times ever but we yapped on snap and discord vc a lot
He tried Snapchat but didnt like it - so we migrated to discord and just video chatted
Movie nights were different haha
I did it with someone who was in the same country as me and it didnāt work š
We have 1351 day streak on snap
I got a super cheap second monitor
You're also like.. 5 realistically
Lmao
So like
Take into consideration the whole "young love rarely lasts long" thing
Also remember I am moving to the US making a 8 hour difference not fair on her to try get the relationship like that
An additional 8 ir
Or
Why would you ever move to the US
-# without going too political, no but seriously - why
The Healthcare system is abysmal, at best
Like who doesnāt want to rent a one bedroom apartment for 3k
I like gunš
Istg
Better hope you stay in perfect health for the rest of eternity
This
I grew up in South Africa we paid for our medical
On top of waiting long you also pay insane prices
Used to it
I doubt itās as high lmao
No it can be worse
Good you canāt give birth bc thatās like half a million š
Lmao
Also being an immigrant there seems like an awful time
Yall acting like I got a choice in the situation
You're laughing but birth cost in the US is RIDICULOUS
I mean you did lowkey imply you do
Lmao
Ik that is why
Fair point lol
Where you gonna end up
Huh?
In the states
dont move to America š„š„
Texas
that's like moving to a third world country
Oh sweet lord
Idc
Oh.. could be worse i guess.
It iss
Not much š
California existing
-# at least he can drink the tap water there
It does help that heās a man and probably somewhat their preferred shade of flesh
-# looking at you, Flint.
So maybe itāll be all fine
Lmaoo
Huh?
You wonāt have to worry about idk birth control and shid like that
Yes but I am not doing that till I am married if I get marriedā¦
I think she meant more like
Physically, you dont need to worry about you as an individual getting pregnant
abortions
Crazy
True but like even married no one wants to plop out 15 goblins in a row
No
This too
Skill issue
Anyhow.. I know we're all being respectful but I feel like its a little too over the edge of the rule
Just cos of how sensitive the topic itself is in the current climate
Fair pointt
Look you gotta test it here and there
yall today its my dogs last time having ballsšš
Hes a wiener dog and he got my neighbors lab pregnant
Yip you can never be too sure
Oh god lmao
He climbed the mountain
but if you can'T keep your dog away from other dogs and let stuff like that happen -
its for the best
Oof poor boy
always gotta make sure it still work
He had to test em out
Too many unwanted dogs in shelters already, can't ever be too careful tbh
Frfr
Im not sure if im happy or sad
I wonder how the dog feels lmao
I would not give him much, like dip the tip of your finger and let him have that
otherwise the lactose/beer combo can be too much for his gut
But my neighbor lets their dog roam
Thats how it happend ig
Since he stays in our fenced yard
if fenced, how did he reach her tho š
They live about 1 mile away so they need to keep their damn dog in their yard
We live on a big property
so idk how
if he ventured over there or she
Seems like teens in love
yall there?
promise dogs just follow instinct there :C
ik
It's not starcrossed lovers š
Yeah this is def on them if she roamed to you
honestly im impressed with my lil boi
the interior of these cars are insane
Theyre fine with the puppies but what if it happend with some people who care thats why im upset
nice
You donāt need car interior get motorbike
i got a super rare piepald rocky mountain elk this morning 1/1 super rares so far
piebald
nice, got this like 30 mins ago
You should try the arzyna 300 for class 7-9
i do
Love that
I need to use bows more and handguns I donāt use them yet they are so fun
He looks way cool
I use it from class one and up
Seems abit over kill dont you think?
Not at all š
Yk I like the way you think
With the 300 yes
Sometimes with the 470
This was by accident but it was pretty funny
I recommend starting out trying to go for the back of the head or directly between the eyes an inch high in my opinion itās easier
Iāll keep that in mind i gotta head to bed tho but hopefully I can get some brain shots to show you
Have a good one man looking forward to seeing what you doš«”
Cheers man you to good luck getting more shots
I hate school. I have to write an argumenting speech for my swedish lesson. but imma write about making period products (like pads and stuff) free for young individuals. wish me luck. i dont want to
Good luck whenever I be doing these Ivy writing Warhammer fanfictionš
yeah, well, now I cant exactlƶy write fanfiction as I need to make a speech
Write a speech in the style of Warhammer fanfiction
Pretend that youāre an inquisitor or something who just brought a particularly dangerous person to justice
it needs to be argumentative! my friend is writing about that everyone should watch Rue Pauls Drag Race. honestly, its a hilaroius speecjh
Just bend the rules a little bit
As long as you have good form and structure youāll be fine
I mean thatās what I do and I get perfect 100% on my stuff
But it might be a little different for you low key if you have to speech it yourself
i have to write it and talk it or what to call it. I had a speech done, hated it an restarted yesterday when it was actually supposed to be spoken in fornt of the class. and not many here can help as it is most likely not in your language
This is a good point I do not speak Swedish
exactly. I could probably make it, have a small audience of non-swedish speakers and honestly it would be fun to get reviews from people who cant understand anything
Oh yeah now I remember why I would write fanfiction for actual things was because Iām in defiance of that stupid AI they use
Frfr
Best of luck man
my old english teacher used to have students write fanfiction for a grade. she also read fanfiction herself. whiuch was a little freaky, she is almost 50 now I think?
this was my teacher last year FYI
Damn
I mean I donāt know what type of fanfiction you think Iām writing but I could send it here quite happily
Yeah, I mean, some fanfiction is totally fine, while some can be very freaky. my friend writes the freaky kind on her own, but she writes a multiverse one with our other friend which is just chaos for funny hahas. Shrek is the main love interestfor some unknown reason. but htey started the multiverse one because they were bored
il ove my friends, but sometimes they should be wquiet and not allowed to have free speech
Lmao
Yeah sounds right
I mostly do character description
And write for my grey knight oc
I just draw a ton of oc's, never use them and forget about them. though I have one persitent that works as a persona/oc/dnd character/ self insert thingie. He is everywhere. and when I get picture perms I might just post him somewhere!
Fair enough
If my friend draws me something I have no problem writing something for her but I mainly stick to writing āstoryā for grey knight oc
I might just want to draw him. I have art block and I need an outlet.
Fair enough
122.9°f yeah nahhhh
where the hell is this?! its january! not July! tell your wesather to act proper
I had -15°C yesterday or smth
we got a ton of snow in sweden. My parents were also way up north this weekend and there it was even more snow and bout -28°C
And the highest temp recorded so far was 55°c in South Australia itās the highest in the record for 70years for that area
I would die, probably, but I die here in sweden in the winter as well. I am not built for nordic winters, at all
Why are you outside?
sleep bro? ever heard of that?
or I suppose it might be too hot
Not that bad rn
thats like an avarage swedish summer bro... I wanna visit austrailia so badly but I am terrified of spiders
Theyāre barely noticeable unless you look for them then theyāre everywhere they just mind their business and some make good roommates
yeah, I am very well aware fo that. But I am terrified of the ones here in sweden and hteyre the size if a baby australian one
if they're outside I dont care, but as soon as theyre in my hoiuse I am ready to burn it down
Huntsman spiders are the biggest we get here about 30cm in width but they pay rent(flys and bugs), arenāt dangerous too humans, but they are very fast moving and not fun when they wedge themselves in tight spaces like under your windscreen visor
I have seen videos of those and they are awesome looking, I love spiders that way, on a screen and not by me
Iāve had one land on my face after falling from a tree that wasnāt too pleasant
I love spiders, I have 7 tarantulas but huntsman are a bit scary because their legs are so long and they're fast lol
Tarantulas are just chunky
I had a moose burger 
I used to have a fluffy tarantula, she was a chill gal
T. Albo?
SEVEN OF THEM!? I would have died
W home?
Yes, 10/10, would live there if it had a door. not risking having wild animals as roomies unless I snatched them myself
To be fair most are small babies
I have one parrot and that is enough, she is driving me and my family crazy most of the time. she is small and runs solely on anger and mischief
It was a nice pet ngl, very easy
Also had a scorpion and a corn snake
I like exotics
What kind of place did you keep em in? Like a terrarium type thing?
I love snakes and reptiles in general! I would have easily tried to keep a croc as a pet
Nice what kind of ecosystem did they live in?
Me too!
I actually used to breed Lissachatina achatina snails
They had peat substrate and very humid
Also wait no terrarium, it was a big plastic container with air holes
Ooo
I had one white jade and it was so pretty
I want one so badly but theyre illegal in my state
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Oh xD
Probably bc if the weather is warm enough all year round they could cause some serious damage if let into the wild
Here theyād freeze in the winter
Also guys should I get corys for my betta..?
Mi
Whatās cory?
Iād love a betta Iād want an aquarium for my cat to look at xD
Snails breed like crazy like their land counterparts
Then cory sounds probably better
Yeah thats why id only get one
Gonna retry to get my 20 long setup eventually so I can move him into there and hopefully have less of an issue
Ah smart
Yess
I love aquariums
I do too
I even have a fireplace in there.
How much for rent? I wanna move out from my parents home
40 bucks a month. Plus, 1 shilling cause they look cool.
I dont have a shilling, we aint got those in sweden. I have one canadian dollar tho and perhaps some other weird currency
Deal lol
Anyone having any issues with PlayStation network?
If only these two could've been one animal.....
Shrimp become snacks, snails can become snacks, Cory can be bullied
and when they pass, release a chemical/compound into the water
If you get a snail, make sure it's one that needs brackish water to successfully hatch
I am yes
I know thats why im still debating it
-# also getting 'one' doesn'T help. Some don't require partners, and many stores don't split by gender
NOOO
Snails are wild lil dudes
I had success with:
- White wizard snail
- zebra nerite
- assassin snail
I had EPIC FAILURE with
- ramshorn
- malaysian trumpet
Ramshorn kept laying eggs
MTs just KEPT REPRODUCING.
Brought home 3 because they were tiiiiiiiiny
ended up crushing hundreds
Assassin snails
Your first mistake
We got them for free, and didnt know anything about them
They are the reason I got the assassin snails
I kinda want pea puffers.. (NOT keeping them with anything else just a thought)
Look at these muderous lil b's.
I love rabbit snails
HE HUNTIN.
....you could feed your snail babies to them
I was just thinking that
But id have to let them breed for probably a week
Little poops
Also tyk I was thinking about it but like I feel like having native fish would be cool but id have to look at the laws behind it
Sigh
Native tanks are super fun - but they need MUCH more space than avg aquarium
after all - you are replicating a pond or stream
also they can be both tougher and more finicky
Look into red shiners, also if you need captive bred ones I know a guy
Not red shiners specifically, but native fish captive bred in general
Some of the darters are sweet looking also
not convinced you arent talking about rejected pokemon names
Yes
Fish dealer
i guess you'd say that yeah
ngl this kinda gave me goosebumps the first time i experienced this
shameless!?
I just had a written Japanese exam. I mixed up two letters. I might be cooked gang
rip
Might be but I wish you the best of luck
I mixed up 㬠with ć. It made me write something entirly else that I probably dont know
spot the difference ahh
I was supposed to write dog (ćć¬) and I wrote ćć
Yeah, Japanese is like that. Dont knpw why I took it. Kill me
lol
Frfr
Nice
You also have ć· and ć. And ć and ć. I play spot the difference when just writing a damn sentence
Cooked
I have both the smilies spelling my name. I hate it. But it is fun apart from the immense sutduing
id cry
My dad is also learning Japanese š
oof
He any good? My parents are not into rhat kinda thing. My dad was gonna be a car painter or whatever. But he quit school. And my mom is a mechanical engineer.
Iām gonna be so dead ass you are built different
ćøć£ć㯠this is my name. Jack. Wirh the english spelling, there is a Swedish "spelling" as well
Heās like a year or so in. But he loves learning languages so heās learning Spanish and Japanese at the same time
I would give up Iām not gonna lie
I took Spanish in school for four years as it was mandatory. I don't know anything now.
I can hardly do Spanish one of the in my opinion easiest languages to learn since it is fanatical more so than English
Yeah, I took Japanese cause my aunt has lived in Japan for the past 15 years and she studied it in school. I also like Japanese stuff in general
Fair enough
I enjoy watching the woodworking
And just in general the way they make stuff traditionally
- fishing
I like anime and that stuff. The food is also ridiculously good.
Yeah the anime is pretty fun and the food does look great Iāve never had it but one day
Maybe though I donāt know Iām more of a spear fisherman I might get distracted by Hawaiiš
ćøćØć¼ćŖ. I think thats how you spell Jerry
Thatās too complexā¦.
i had french,english,dutch, german and latin
atleast ya get a smiley
Damn, Jesus christ. I have swedish (native tongue) english (mandatpry from second grade or smth) and spanish (mandatprh from grade 6 to 9)
we could also pick to get greek aswell
ććć. Pedro
spanish was only for the smarter people
:O
Fr fr. I am not smart, so I take Japanese! š
I love your Spinosaurus profile pic btw. I love dinosaurs
Lmao
Bro
I have no clue what you mean that whole language is basically a feeling
As someone explained it to me in English you build a whole sentence to explain whereas in Japanese the situation helps explain with a little words
Hence why some of their words mean 50 thingsš
Iām āsmartā and I rely on my memory for my my school so I got a good memory but that would actually cook me
I got an A on my twst! Small mistakes but I am not worthless!!
Seldom are you
Most who think they are
I did small mistakes where I missed two entire words on one thing, but I just forgot to finish that sentence, it usually happens no matter the language. And other things tiny things
It happens sometimes
thanks! i drew him myself
whats ur fav dino?
I ain't sure I have one. But Spinosaurus is definitely in the top
I do love Mosasaurus tho. Not a dinosaur but still a favourite. Same with Quetsalcoatlus
I JUST MESSED UP WHAT WOULDVE BEEN MY SECOND DIAMOND CROC
Oh damn... did it become gold or smth?
Yeah I didnāt realise it was a diamond š„²
Oof sorry to hear that
Iām so dead and I have like an hour of work left ughh
I hate it when customers have cameras like pls do not perceive me
And Iām going to the rink after work bc today is the only day I have time so Iām gonna be even more dead after that 
.
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I may have time on friday but no clue so going today
And on friday or sunday Iām going outdoor ice if the weather is okay
Ooo nice!
Itās a small pond but Iāll get a few laps at least 
Yip sounds like fun š¤©
Oh and itās next to a small fort/ castle from about 10th century 
No wait
11th
No
12th
Iām stupid with centuries
Lmao
But anyway old ahh building
Yess
I love old buildings
Omg I saw two ravens
One of my fave birds
Odin is watchingā¦.
Hell yea
If I was religious my choice would be nordic mythology
Do you happen to be related to the Giants?
Fair enough lol
I mean my brother is 206cm so maybe
Cousin 208
Yeah you guys might beš
I am so not going to the rink
About 183 I think
You learn something new every dayš
Lmao
lol valid
Same
So dead from work but Iāll take a shower and see if I feel more alive š
But the rink you were talking about. Do you ice skate?
Lmao has to commit plant to see if they can live
Figure skating but Iām mostly just trying to train footwork and I skate for fun nowhere near professional
Iām like quite frankly poopoo at it lmaoo
Nice. I love ice skating as well, but I do it more hockey style. I am self taught and I would say I'm quite good. But my dad put me on a pair of skates when I was about 4. Same with skis, the down hill type of skiing
I had hockey skates till about 13yo and then got figure skates, never going back to hockey skates I love the ones I have rn 
I skate mostly to do some moving around and not just be horizontal at all times
i really wanna try figure skates, but there are never really in my size. and I dont know if i should use female ones or male ones (I am a trans dude, born female)
I ordered mine from skatepro, they have some girly looking but also more androgynous stuff if youād like that more 
I have the white ones but the black ones look very cool too 
I like the look of mine, theyāre more bulky than basic figure skates but not too much like hockey skates and theyāre very comfy to wear for longer times
Honestly - best suggestion I could have for you here, is go into a skate fitting open minded enough to try both
I have used mens hockey skates and womens figure skates - as a women.
Same with sneakers - I used to wear mens because better fit, but have recently found some womens pairs that actually feel good and support how I need
-# (which when I was young was not as common - because, yk. Everyone should have itty bitty micro feet.
are you swedish....
I live in sweden but Iām finnish xD
I cant escape my couintry... help. but awesome lol
My google just gives everything in swedish bc of my location but itās good to keep me learning the language better
Lmaooo love that for us xD
awesome! always happy to help if you wanna play some time!
Hell yea 
I have delegated the act of cooking dinner to my more swedish half this is very efficient
I have prepared all the steps for dinner for my non-swedish half 
I'll also be the one cooking it but I WILL delegate the mashed potatoes to him
he likes to smush them 
Delegating is great fr
And so we begin
Yo nice
Eyy
I ate some delicious chicken and rice and Iāll have the same for lunch tomorrow at work
Guys should I make a knife?
Started from tbe bottom now we here
out of what material
Out of an old saw
Hand saw I should say
Iām gonna use it for fish/other stuff
Could be good
We shall see whenever I get round do itš