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Well so like.... depending on materials you choose to make them with, you might
BUT. They will be superior
And made with love and enjoyment
Lmao true but I have plans and they won’t cost that much xD
So who cares, fifty shmifty
But I will be paying near that for a skate bag and blade covers
Unfortunately I found exactly what I want on amazon
Honestly.. look into buying from hobbii. Hella affordable and in the EU
I love hobbii I have some yarns from there already xD
Hehehe
I bought the yarn for my bf’s grandma’s and grandpa’s socks there, made them for their birthdays last year
I’m gonna go to this one store near me that sells little bit of everything including yarn, I think they have some chonky yarn and that’s what I want rn, I want legwarmers that I can have over my skates so the laces won’t accidentally unravel and they’d keep my legs warm (duh)
And preferably soft, thick pastel colour yarn
Yarn and sticks aquired 
🔥
What are you making?
Yess found exactly the kind of yarn I wanted 
Legwarmers
very basic ones but I need them for skating
Yip
The bed has no sheets bc they’re in the wash but this thicc yarn is so fast to knit with lmao and I sure hope this is the right size bc I’m gonna throw hands if I need to redo something
It looks good
And that is pretty fast low-key and if you had said nothing I would not have recognised the bed not having anything
I plan to get at least one done today, they’ll be white and pink striped
Ooo nice
My voice lines for the anime are done
I need big league chew
Yo that is fire
Tyy I be trying my best 
Sometimes it’s handy to know how to knit, couldn’t find what I wanted so I can just make it out of thin air
Also they will cost around 8€ in total, including the sticks
Damn good stuff lol
Anyone know some good replica beats wireless headphones that would work with a os5
Or something like them not anker tho the straps ain’t comfy
@sick briar has lots of knowledge
How much could I sell a human liver for?
Depends on the market I guess
-# I realized I did accidental increases for half of the brim.
-# I wanna queeeeeeeet
🐸 🐸 🐸
bad
I just started🥀
I need 5 great ones
You?
meow
my big expensive headphones are gone rn cos I'm returning them cos they had some defects so I'm balling with my iems instead
im gonna get these though 👉👈
i managed to lose a iem so somewhere in the house its lieing on the floor
how they're literally wired 🥀🥀
The big pow
It's true. Broham wanted headphone/ earbud advice and you've probably done the most reading on them recently
like you had to point which one is the big one 😭
Could have been a perspective thing
You never know
What if people didn’t know which one was the big one??
Like I have everything ranging from 38 special, 44 Magnum, 6.5 Creedmoor, .308, and a .50 Cal
Actually that’s what I have like that’s all the different calibres and cartridges that I had shot and then taken and put up there
I’m not all happy with the one I did might redo it fully
It looked good, was the fit weird?
If you can reuse the materials just redo it
It’s better to redo something like 40 times and be happy with it then do it once and it’s slightly bug you imo
Yepp, might finish it and see if I still hate it lmao xD
Maybe xD
I mean no one will be looking at it that close and from afar it’ll look nice but the problem is can I live with that
Exactly in my eyes when I make something it’s not about whether or not someone likes it or they hate it it has to be good to me that’s why when I’m making things out of animal parts I don’t usually ask people for ideas I just make it and then keep making it until it looks good to me and then if I send a picture and people give me negative stuff it’s like water off a ducks back
Frr
Otherwise I’m happy but the narrowing part I made ugly on one side
So I’ll do it different on the second and see if it’s better and then just live with it bc I’d need it for tomorrow probably so I need to make both fast
The first will be done in like half an hour of knitting, I’ll do it when I get home from work
Bet sounds great looking forward to seeing photos

And the most important part is that they’ll be warm bc I wear thin ish pants on ice now that I can stay upright again but my feet and ankles gotta stay toasty
Lmao
this will premanently remain the best emoji
i accept no other options
Frfr
I have so much I’d want to use but I’m on a short leash here 
lmao
I have nitro solely for my vast collection if emojis lmao
valid lol
You know sometimes I forget how much I love my really close friends as in the people I’ve literally grown up with and basically been a part of their life for 17 years+
Because my one female friend (the same one that I have a crush on) is moving and has to give up her dogs because the area they’re going to is a strict no dog area and so she’s been bowling her eyes out and since she hasn’t seen really any of her family doing it she feels weak because of it and then I’m just sitting there on the other side of the world to her and I’m like girl it is 100% okay to cry out loud it doesn’t make you weak and it doesn’t make you wrong or emotionally messed up it’s normal particularly for strong emotions
My bf looked at the yarns snd was like I want soft socks from that so today after work I’ll grab the car and go buy some more yarn so he can have soft socks xD
I got distracted I need to finish the story
At least for the internal
Thoughts
So for my internal thoughts I was like man I’m failing her because I can’t give her a hug and reassure her plus give her a spot just to cry and feel supported since my love language is physical touch and I’m not always the best with my words and thus if someone feels bad and I don’t know how to comfort I usually give them a hug or hold their hand or something like that
Omg that is so awful she is so not weak I had to give up my dog and was the exact same
Awwww have I ever said that you guys are a really cute couple?
You’re so lucky for that man I love that for you
Lmaooo first time for everything xD
Lmao true that true that
Thank you
Half the time it’s difficult to quantify emotions for me so I just need to say/text them out loud in front of people even if I don’t know those people I just need someone to see it even if they don’t care
Also half the time being able to read it myself helps me look at it from a third person instead of being inside my own head
Say goodbye to the turtle chat it’s being replaced with a grey Knight
@obsidian bay this is da blanket
It’s huge lol
SO COSY
Omg looks soft af
I’m making chicken soup for the first time in years this better be good 
Nice!
it is it’s absolutely ridiculous😅
lol
Soup 
https://downshiftology.com/recipes/chicken-soup/
I basically did this but without the fresh herbs bc I’m lazy lmao
And I’m winging the times just overcooking everything to make it more soft and also instead of parsnip I did potato
ouhh thank you
hubs is sick, so I was considering what I could grab at grocers tomorrow
soup sounds perfect
Just wrote it down on my PRE cookbook notebook
(use the notebook recipes to try them out a few times before adding them to the legit cookbook) 😂
I love this system xD
I need to write down a list of foods I cook sometimes so it would be easier to choose what to cook
unfortunately my cookbook is glue-bound
if it was a binder, I could just remove pages as needed, yk?
That would be so handy ngl
Hi tyks
I get cleo on Feb 19th (the bunny cleo)
Omg handy aff
I perchance might have undone it
In the wise words of Whitesnake, here I go again
So far going very well also see the cute beanie my bf got me 
Yoooo nice
He got me a whole delicato fit lmaoo
Good stuff good stuff
The brand has clothes based on different snacks they have, these are my fave and they’re chocolate oat balls rolled in coconut flakes and omg they’re so good
I have a snow day
Snow day is a diabolical concept to me but I love that for you
It’s Canada and my city has crappy plows for roads
Rip
Eyy
I started at 9 today and 8.25 tomorrow I’m happy I get to sleep a bit more than usually
I don’t get to go skating tomorrow but I gotta see if I can on the weekend
I gotta refine my script for drama class
a little over halfway with the hat
atm the brim looks like a mullet
Eyyy
lmao imagine
But I will not have the energy to style it daily so no mukket
I'm gearing up to cut my hair
it scares me.. havent cut it since uhhh
since 2020 😂
Not a real haircut
I trimmed the ratty ends last year, but only like 2"
now add 6 years of growth
My hair rn is about that long too, little shorter
Omg
and my hair is curly, like a 2C-3A hybrid
Yes it was 2022
Omg jealouss
Mine is wavy at best
Mine’s 2a mostly
don't beeee it doesn'T know if its coming or going 😭
but yeah.. I'm.. mentally gearing up.
I know I need the trim. It needs it, truly. The deads, the splits.. all gotta go.
bro produced the chart of wisdom
I found a pic of how long my hair is rn I’m growing back my own color but it’s painn I wish I was born with darker hair
I figured folks following the chat might not know
I loveeeeee!!!
Uahhh its such a pretty shade
I did a trim myself couple weeks ago won’t pay a hairdresser for something I can do myself lmao
Ughhh it’s like a dusty dirt road lmao
I want strawberry blonde or dark brown
Ma'am. 😂 from someone who's mud brown, its pretty 😂
And I straightened it with my new hair thingy which worker pretty well bc it’s never straight like that lmao
Husband took my scissors lmao
He said I was more than welcome - but also, he knows I like going and getting a lil hair pamper once in a while and he wants to treat me to it so 🤷♀️ who am I to fight him
ooh what do you have for hairtool
Lmaoo love that
It’s like an off brand air wrap
That had a straightener brush
It cost me 60 bucks and it’s working so good
It also works as a blow drier and does it equally as good as my dyson
my aunt got me a super cheap staightening brush
which.. I love
but its so clunky and not as precise as I wish
not this model, but this is pretty much a 1:1 of the brush I have
ooh nice
ohhh and the diffuserrrr
😩 I wanna try diffusing my hair so bad
but I have no idea how, nor the tools
😂
i tried and gave up like 45 minutes in because my hair was still so wet and my arms hurt 🥲
you thought you wer hiding something but your pfp is your face
counter productivity lmao
It has a diffuser too and sometimes I use it, my hair gets a bit wavy that way
My bf has long curly hair and I’m jealous af
Guys who wants to play
it wasn'T the face it was the expression I was making
I was taking a pic for my husband, and a homeless drunk was fighting himself in the middle of the street, pretty much in front of my car.
There was some srs side eye happening.
Oh no. this does not bode well for me
Here's the real texture, fresh washed
so pretty! mine is slightly less wavy than that. i have discovered that if i blow dry my roots but leave the lengths and ends damp so they air dry, it gives those hollywood loose curl vibes
which i cannot do any other way because my hair for some reason doesn’t hold a heated curl
if that makes sense
I will keep this in brain
Do you happen to have a video of that happening
no
Hair reveal!!😂
lmao
I highly reccomend one
It needs some moisture
Brother - it needs a friggen hack
it hasn'T been cut in 6 years
thats a ton of dead ends
every shower gets a complimentary 10 minute soak with conditioner
Who likes my status?
I hunt Labubu
You see then that’s just annoying
No.
For its heaalth the splits n shid gots to go
Get dreads
no
Yes🗿
hi
I’m sorry it’s the truth you would be good though
No sirrrrr
You gotta make it wacky sometimes you know
Brother my wacky was when I had electric blue, neon pink and purple in peekaboo layers
Didn't know there was color until I moved
Lmao
Come on do it for the discord server🙏
Sorry chat I have failed to convince the mod to get dreads 😔🥀
Yep.
So when I go to the hair appointment.. I am going to ask her a recommendation for a better(?) conditioner - idk if one that has curl support or whatever is "better" than a regular one or whatever.
The one brand I have found that my skin doesnt reject so far never has a curl version in stock... So idk if the stylist will have more knowledge
they should do! i got my recommendation from my stylist
Its rough - my skins so sensitive to so many things, but REALLY sensitive to sulfa-anything (sulfates are in ALL the products)
I think I found like 4 shampoo/conditioners since moving here that met the ingredient standards - but something else in them tripped my skin up and I was back to 'Ah yes, I wish to peel myself to alleviate this'
I’m off to get noodles!!!!
WHAT KIND
The one that I always get udon with brisket I think it is called🤔
ooh
I shall send photo when I get home
Np😁
Hi
oh thats so annoying!
Hi 👋🏻
Looks amazing 
Look so good!!!!
Omg
You making the souppp
I ate half of the leftovers just now and it’s even better the second day
God I love soup
Omg I love that for him hope he feels better soon 
Saaaame
yesterday he ate waffles and was excited/they smelled good and tasted good
but they didnt sit well unfort
so I decided soup was it, and walked to and from the grocery store haha
got allt he bits and bobs other than celery and a couple herbs. Just.. didnt have any
I’m making tortilla pockets today once I get myself off the comfy bed lmao
I just need to check if I have what I need but I probably gotta go to store to get some red onion and sour cream
Lmao I sent a list to my bf so he picked up everything we needed
that looks delicious
Ah nvm no need to go store just need to get my ahh off the comfy bed 
You making stew??
looks very tasty😁
We going out for dinner tonight should be nice
<@&393042322499305473>
Get their ass🫡
No. Soup.
Más o menos
I need to figure out what to get for my bf for valentine’s 
Lots of hugs
Lmaoo
I’ll knit him soft socks but I may not be able to hide them till valentines
Early Valentines gift
lol
Yes🗿
One is halfway done and I’m very very lazy rn, I’m being horizontal but I need to go make some dinner 
Oof
Fr
quesadilla+
Yess 
Do you not use a leave in Tyk?
Are they supposed to be like quesadillas or literally like tamales? I am confused 😭
But @obsidian bay I’ve switched up my hair routine a bit from what it once was and have started using a souflee which I really love for my hair.
I can try to find a picture I wish I took more selfies because I look damn good😭
They often leave me greasy - I need to ask the stylist for one that wont do the thing
Ykw I get that though
Do you not think a mousse would help if you layered it with a leave in?
Idk I’m just trying to think of ideas because it would be similar to what I do for my hair and the souflee somewhat for me helps and makes me look like a guy from the 1930’s
And for that reason I’ve begun to enjoy the short hair
No clue lmao the poster of the recipe is as white as me so go figure xDDD
😭
Listen as long as it’s good that’s all that matters lmao
Omg moving up in the world
Listen I’ve moved to Arkansas and I’ve had kids tell me garden salsa SunChips are too spicy so I’d consider you well equipped for the challenge
I sure am
Omg I know a person who sweats from having a bit of black pepper in his food
I can do spice but it’s uncomfy if it’s too spicy
I do be eating buldak but it’s burning my mouth for a hot minute
I’m ngl when you use peppers or anything that gravitates towards a sense of spice there needs to be synergy with the ingredients and too much spice can be overpowering and take away from the food while not enough might make something bland. The fun thing is when your the one cooking you can control it.
Like for me my favorite peppers are chiles and habaneros and I’m ngl my favorite salsa is chile de arbol and it’s just amazing
@obsidian bay hellow
HENLO
Ahhhhhhh 🫨
I showed up and get jump scared by this😓
love caramelldansen
i dont listen to Disturbed anymore after what David Draiman did💔
Finally got a incubator and it seems to hold heat well
Oooo what you planning on incubating?
Chickens probably
Last time I used an incubator, the eggs exploded
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever made lol
My ears have committed sepuku
eh no scramble incubate skillet for scramble
it's alive it's ing alive the piece of no no word is alive
after like 8 months of not working of dids it
Oof
Hopefully the chickens come out good
Finally back at it with some Bones and iced caramel oat latte 
Looks fire
Wouldn’t catch me dead wearing it because if I had it that meant I stole it😅
Lmaoo
I managed to plan to go out to skate with my bf’s cousins next weekend 
This weekend they going too early bc I don’t have the car rn but next weekened I’ll have the car so we can go do some skatingg
What car 
Sees car eats car
Noo like what model and brand lol
Yall gonna have some real fun
I’m pretty sure your German ahh is gonna eat it
Exactly
But I am not German
Damn I know too many German people I’m sorry that’s my bad😭🙏

I forgot you ain’t German
Yess and that means I have plenty time to finish the legwarmers xD
I don’t need them at the inside rink as much but outside for sure
Sorry twin
Lmao
Frfr
I found a song in my language I really like and this band does english covers for all their songs
So I am listening to the english
It's really good
W band
Worm vonChild
Exactly
I hate it when people or sites spell it like "Von Child" IT'S A LOWERCASE V

I will murder it anyway
All my bad relationships happen there
IT KEEPS ADDING DELETED PICS BACK TO MY CAMERA ROLL
Like once a week
Then just tell it to stop doing that
Have you turned that seeing off
So that you don't download pics
I CAN?
Omg
YES
Nice
And there's like 100 pics of Becki as a puppy
The first one is doneeee 
Yooooo looks so pretty🔥
Tyyy I’ll start the second one when I get home bc we going shopping soon 
Nice have fun!
Tyy bf texted earlier saying we should go check out the local furniture store bc they have some deals so we do that and get something to eat and go get me more yarn once he gets home
So I have half an hour to get ready xD
MORE YARN! 👏 MORE YARN! 👏
WHO HURT THE CAR
THE END IS NIGH
Omggg so close 
I got more yarn bc I wanna make my bf some socks
And I found a cute bag for my skates 
I knew I heard a weird nose going home from work yesterday 🥲
Thought it was the speakers
Skill and precision, totally not accidental
chicken eggs imma be re doing my meat birds plans now that I got a proper incubator and imma be breeding specific birds from my flock
Bet
Its kinda small but holds 12 eggs
Seems to keep its humidity and temperature up good
Very quiet
Sweet
Yeah its just sitting on my shelf
I put about mabye i think 7-8 eggs i would have to re count them but some are for meat and about 1-3 are for to be in the flock thats if they aren't roosters
Nice
They might have been bad if they exploded i had duck eggs do that before in a home made incubator because they were bad it smelled terrible
Also turns out my mouse isnt a girl.....it was a male even though he had nothing there and it looked like a female down there (he got sisters mice pregnant)
Second onee, just tried the first on a skate and it fits so perfect I’m happyyy
Omg I love him I miss having fancy mice
Hes a puppy mill version he came from the area where I get feeder mice from
Lmao sweet home Alabama
Eh they aren't related luckily
He got my sisters mice pregnant is what Ient to say
But my keyboard said nuh uh
Ones a big brown mouse the other is the basic white feeder
Thay are now pets
Ouff
Hes sweet though
Mine were mostly from nice breeders, temperaments were so good and one especially loved to be held
He wasnt even freaked out that he was separated from the females my guy is chill
I think hes proud of his uh... achievement
He must've got en pregnant somewhere near the end of 2025 because my sisters mouse choco is already about to have them babies shes really big
Lmaoo mans been busy
Also turns out I’m going skating tomorrow so either I must power through several hours of work rn or be legwarmerless
Cool and dang
What species of snake is it?
That’s like the one snake i can’t imagine angry 😭
I like snakes
She tends to steal my glasses alot or try to take my hair
Can’t keep one tho i can’t have a constant supply of food in the freezer
I live feed and feed thaw but I my snake cant eat thawed mice to much or it could consipate her plus she will get bored
The thawed are mainly a back up if my mom cant get a mouse or if shes shed recently and hungry
Closest thing to having snakes i do is catching them
Ah
We only get one species here and a few elsewhere in the country
Only 2 in total tho
My moms scared of snakes but for my 16th birthday last year she let me get a ball python
Same with my mom 😭
She was absolutely terrified of a hatchling viperine snake that was like 5 inches long
Long as angel stays in a safe distance my moms fine
One time i handled a ball python and it wrapped around the chair i was on 😭
Is that like a hormonal thing that the snake can smell?
Yeah
She dont touch female mice unless shes really hungry or they have blood on em or injured in any way
That’s very cool
I’m going to spain in march and i’m hopefully gonna find some snakes
I remember her I swear she heard me I said
"Are you seriously not gonna eat it because its a female" because she kept ignoring her live mouse who was a female she just finally gave in.and ate the female when I said that to her
Girl is very picky and its not very fun she gets really mean during feeding day or near it
Shes nearly got me in the face 2-3 different times and she has bitten my brother before when trying to get her in her feeding box
For something so mean she has a smooth brain(she has a bunch of areas that are rough enough to shed on and she tried using the glass of her tank one time...
How bad was it?
Eh just little bit if blood nothing much besides a small bit of swelling
It was a quick little bite my brother says it dont hurt much
He usually helps me with her if needed which is a blessing she trusts me and my brother alot when shes not being hangry
She was much sweeter when she was just a small little baby
When we got her she was atleast still somewhat fresh from hatching she was still tiny when we got her and when we got her she started growing fast she will be a year old from what im guessing somewhere near the end of May or somewhere near April bc I got her a day after my birthday which my b day is the 3rd of April and I got her on the 4th so
Some snakes are just really cranky
I’ve never been bitten by a snake bc the all snakes i’ve caught were species that don’t bite
Unlike most the females I seen i remember when I was picking out a snake i really liked i held one female and she tried biting the handler
The place I got her from is family owned by a Taiwan couple who are educated on their stuff I just dont like their staff
What’s the best map to get in the angler
No idea don’t play it
Unfortunate
Bc their staff they have taking care of stuff and the couple was outta town at the time so they didnt know the staff didnt notice that the snakes had mites somehow
And I was fighting mites for almost like 4-5 months then. When I got my own room and stopped sharing a room with my sister they finally disappeared
Mites really are the enemy of any pet
I’ve never had a really bad mite breakout but i did have a small one
Its a okay little place they have rabbits mice bearded dragons birds they even take in rescues
They had a rescue ball python i felt so bad I couldn't get her but I only had a set up ment for a baby ball at the time
I didnt wanna put the poor thing in a 20 gallon tank
I always feel bad for birds and bearded dragons
Bc they are regularly put in tanks and cages that are half the needed size
But who ever got the rescue if shes been bought yet hopefully tanks care of her
The ball pythons and all tgat are in decent places
I mean the birds have massive enclosures from what I can remember
The fish also got massive tanks
I once went to a pet store that had like 30 budgies in one 1 by 1,5 meter cage
That’s not to bad the birds have enrichment to
They had a ferret when I was there
If i ever do get a pet reptile it’ll probably be a leopard gecko
And Angora rabbits
Or however you say it
My options was
Snake
Bearded dragon or gecko
Or a angry little puffer fish that will try to kill everything
Aka the pea puffer
The most angry little fish I have heard of
Pea puffers are just pure evil 😭
A aquarium shop i went to had some pea puffers and they had grouped up and taken bites out of a guppy
Yeahh they are evil but adorable
Any pufferfish are mean i’ve heard
They are very territorial
And they have cutting blades for teeth
Yeahh
My chickens are murderous
Any creature that seems to get in their coops mainly birds they will kill em.
They are very territorial
Chickens i used to have were attacked by a family of polecats but they did manage to take one of them out
But then they came back and killed that last 3 chickens
My chickens have killed snakes birds mice and rats my hen mella will behead a rat or mouse then leave the body for the others to eat
Ruthless
She only craves the brain
Then out little dwarf crooked chicken will sometimes attack rats or mice
A hen got slip joint from what we guess a injury and so we tried to fix it but couldn't so her legs became crooked a bit shes rn thriving like its normal I have seen her jump and run around with her group shes also a jealous little thing she lays small eggs
They are fertile so idk if I might hatch em or not
Only egg I cannot hatch from one of our hens is the one with scoliosis because it could pass down if not careful thats why imma be taking my rooster doc whos a buff and pairing him with some of the bigger buffs and black stars he tends to make big babies with the black stars specially
So gonna be meat bird city on that one
On the last white stripe nowww only a bit left 
oh hell yeah
Aww nice
And doneee, I’ll finish the ends tomorrow morning but I will be having my new comfy legwarmers tomorrow at the rink 
I just came to bed to sleep after knitting for hours, my bf is already sleeping and I’m trying to be quiet
What does Nami I hear you not ask
Fuken try to destroy the entire house 💀💀💀
She tried to fight the blackout curtain, climb on top of our tv, eat the string light on the wall, drop stuff off of the dresser and then walked all over us in the bed for good measure
It's funny how we're burning alive over here with the weather and you guys are wearing winter clothing
It’s not even super cold here rn but it’s often windy and -5 with wind feels very cold
Oh that ain't too bad! Got 40 celcius here and 90 something % humidity so I was dying 😂
thats some evil goddamn weather
And then we had a storm on the way
Jerry knows that weather and in all fairness I think he misses it 😂
Omg in my old home country finland it was -43 like a week ago
No...NO NO NO keep your weather
I'll take the heat 😅
Lmaoo I’ve been at -32 the coldest I remember and it strts to feel like your face is gonna fall off
Breathing hurts if you don’t have a scarf or mask on your face
oh yeah ive known this feeling
-5 celcius is when I start to put on trousers and that, never felt more than - 8 tho
its because the air is freezing your lungs
Yes
Other than that I'm in khakis, flip flops and a T shirt 😂
And my asthma sure doesn’t help
My brother wears just about that in any weather lmao
He likes crocs and shorts in the winter
Crocs are just comfy, I do not know why
You’re so right
I don't prefer them tho, if something gets in them you're cooked
We have alot of small snakes over here and we had a case where one got into crocs and the guy got bitten when he put them on
So it's scarred me for life after the guy told me 😂
A bumblebee once got into mine and that’s why I am more careful with them now xD
Omg I’d be doing nothing but holding snakes if I was there
Bumblebee?
Yeah come find these 12 foot black mambas 😂
those things are professional haters
Bet I’ll go pspsps
The only snakes I like are dead ones
Oh we don't have those!
They look cute lol
i was boutta ask why then I remembered your share a ZIP code with boomslangs, mambas, and spitting cobras
Boomslangs aren't too bad
They are so cute but the sting does hurt a bit
aside from the hemotoxin that is lol
No as in they live in the tree tops so I've found 2 in the past 4 years
living up to their name literally being Afrikaans for tree snake
The Mozambique spitting cobras on the other hand.... They get shovels
valid
Yuppp, funny when everyone calls it a boomslang in English
we do phonetic pronunciation but ever since i discovered the actually pronounce it properly lmao
Either way I tend to not f around and find out, however I've had the pleasure of holding an albino python
that is cool
im in colorado so our only actually threatening venomous snake is rattlesnakes
Yepp, gave me another perspective on snakes, but on the other hand pythons swallow deer whole so I would be lunch for a fat one
I wanna see one irl
I don't think cameras do anything justice
its hard to do em justice without seeing them in person
big prairie rattlers are close to 5 feet in length
fairly rare to be for than 4 feet tho
and theyre a chunky viper so theyre kinda just
fat
Like puff adders?
yeah but not as extreme
timber rattlers tend to be smaller and leaner
same for massasaugas
there's the mini/midgetnose rattlers that are just tiny
and california/pacific rattlers
two subspecies of them
then the diamondbacks
eastern diamondbacks are the largest rattlesnakes and I think the largest ever found was just shy of 8 feet long
I've seen the Diamondbacks on videos but I don't think I'll ever see them irl
Unless I come to the u.s in 2028 for work
Where can one find Diamondbacks the easiest in the u.s?
US south/southeast along the gulf coast and in florida
for easterns that is
including westerns then also lump in southwestern US
so basically southern california, arizona, new mexico, texas, louisiana, mississippi, alabama, georgia, florida, south carolina
Gonna be about 2000 miles from Florida lmao
I'm out of luck 🥲 🥲
Anything interesting I can find in north Dakota? 🤣
theres other rattler species elsewhere too
In*
Wonder if you can export the rattles?
Probs not
maybe? im not sure tbh
Lemme Google 🤓 ☝️
can likely get skins the same way
I can probs find them in the spaza shops otw to the airport here 🤣
probably lmfao, might be a tad pricey though
prairie rattlers are on the cheaper side for skins and theyre still about 1 US dollar per inch of skin
That's like 18 bucks here
think eastern diamondbacks especially with good patterning are about 2 USD per inch of skin
and the average adult eastern diamondback is about a 40" to 55" snake
theyre one of the only reptiles with a hide market aside from crocodilians
make fantastic preserved skins with glycerin tanning, great for belts and wallets
theres a dedicated season on them in Colorado
3 daily bag 6 possession
June 15 to August 15 annually
That's another thing I'm not a fan of, crocs 🤣
to be fair, the ones yall have are on demon time
I'll keep that in mind 🤔
American Crocodiles can barely be bothered about people and alligators are timid
timid to the point theres only one attack every 10 to 18 months
and with like 3 exceptions every attack in the last 40 years have been a mom defending a nest or hatchlings
Neighbor had his arm ripped off by a 15 footer 💀, felt like final destination as he told the tale
oh hell
ungood
Yeah they just seem 'defensive' then?
yeah, and at that they run/swim away if they can
theyre very nonconfrontational
which is crazy given that the average bull is an 11 foot beast that weighs like 430lbs on the low end
well theyre nonconfrontational until you harm them
then it's game on it's gonna try to dumpster your ass
He told us he had to drive a tour boat for a reserve, after the drive he washed his hands in the water as he played on his stomach on the boat.
As he washes his hands he felt shock through his arm and it almost pulled him in and he relealized it's a croc that's got his arm, he shouted for help and a staff member held him on his belt and the croc started doing the death roll
He then saw there was only skin left of his arm so he smashed down on the crocs jaw as hard as he could to fully rip off his arm and leave
Once his arm was gonna everything felt quiet and he got first aid but had to do it himself bc the medic couldn't cope
There's the long story lmaoo
goddamn
I think it's like that with most animals, if you push them too far you're fudged
cept for black mambas theyre just on-sight haters
oh and wasps
They ended up trapping the croc later on, you could fit 3 shoes between it's eyes and they sold it for 50 grand our currency, donno what that is devided by 18
bout 2,800 USD
With a mamba there only has to be a few meters distance and you got to back up real slow
That sounds cheap now lol
But 2800 usd is 2800 I suppose
its about a dozen well patterned bobcat pelts lol
tanned that is
raw theyre worth less money cause labor is factored in
Very specific reference lmaoo
Oh yehh gotchu
I've not heard much about pelt selling over here, which is strange now that I think abt it
was the nearest valuable furbearer i could think of lmfao
probably because most of the animals in South Africa dont really produce pelts that are good for dedicated clothing or things like liners fur-on
most of them are leather animals
like warthog, buffalo, the fifty billion antelope species
I think you're right
We like to sell off live animals here lmao
their meat and other body tissues would be their primary worth so that makes sense
like cows
A 60 inch kudu pays 32 employees salary for a month if it's sold on auction
thats a lot of goddamn money
whats the monthly salary in SA Rand?
you guys currency is the rand right
thanks lmao
Uhm I think minimum wage is 28 rand something I think
hourly?
Lemme check average salary
okie
Apparently 30 grand
Which cannot be true
Most people here have low paying jobs, 5 to 8 grand a month
Probs the president getting payed alot so his salary balances it out for the rest of the country's low payed employees
Btw what time is it there???
4:47 PM
Danggg
30,000 rand a month
ah
Im about 9 hours in front!
well i'll go with 30k lmfao
that divided by 18
times 32 employees
53,333 US Dollars
A 60 inch kudu goes for 150 grand
which is about the average annual salary in the US
id assume 150,000 rand cause 150 rand for a bull like that is criminal
So let's say 5 grand for an employee right
Grand ya
okay lmao
R150 000
8,333 dollars, worth about as much as a good beef cow
a bit more actually
Biltong is a bit more expensive than beef I will say
makes sense, thats the dired shelf-stable stuff right?
The dried stuff yeahh
It's like gold for us
Even @rare veldt is addicted
But you get diff types too
thats cool
That's what kudu biltong goes for
I'll Calc in a sec
30 dollars for 2.2lb
Roughly 😂
hot damn
Did you get to see the impala I showed the other day when I was talking with jerry+
? *
yeah I saw that earlier, cool antelope ngl
I agree, he was about 3 days old, hopefully he turns into a fat boy one day 🤣
one day he will become chonky
I wanna go visit him in the week, he's at another reserve sanctuary thing since we couldn't take care of him and all that
But yeah definetly a sorta rewarding thing or how you say it 😅
@manic inlet I shot down my step dads drone with a chicken wing
new anti air tek
He kept ramming me with it so I duled it with a chicken wing and blurred his camera with buffalo sauce before hitting the rutter and making it auto stop😭
lmfao
Then it lost connection and flew into the sun
😭
Girl wth is this haunted ass outpost in Tòrr nan Sìthean????
No that’s just Jerry’s house
This is true lmao
My face after only getting 2-5 hours of sleep for the last two weeks
-# I am starting to hear voices
Hnmmm interesting
A nap perchance?
I woke up two hours before my alarm I hate it here
I wanna sleeeep more
I’m physically incapable of that😭😓
Rip
Everyone having sleep problem💀
Fr like wtf
I slept 10 hours last night and now I got like 6
And I need to be well rested today we going out to the rink
Good luck twin
Ty I will need it
Might try to nap later but rn it’s clearly not happening
Yes I think so
Fr
I still can’t decide if I go shooting or if I stay home and just wait until one
I am not missing another session with her
But at the same time low-key needed to shoot my declarations
Hmmm what you waiting for at one?
Yeh he butchered the Chinese water deer
Mornin 🫡
Hmm I gotta make myself a snack of some sort for breakfast 
I am going to be trying to play with the girl I like on Fortnite
Yessir 🗿
Good morning man how you today
Omg then wait for that
Yessssss you gotta make a good snack🔥
I think I will 😅
I could have breakfast, watch Bones and start with my bf’s socks so I’ll get them done someday
🫡
Best of luck my friend
I'm awesome hbu
Go to bed jerbear
At 2 am😭
Besides the lack of sleep I am also very good lol
Nah is 8:30 I can’t do that 😔
Why lack of sleep?
@rare veldt abbys sis??
No..? 1 in da afternoon
Yes🗿
Frr?
Abby’s sis?
I am confused
I just got done with a date
My joints were playing up and just could not get comfortable
Its a girl we game with's bigger sister
How did it go?
Jerry I never knew I was a woman
I think good
Your joints hm? 👀
He needed some wd40
Nice good to hear that
Yip
Do you think a kiss on the cheek is too much for a first interaction of knowing eachother for 4 weeks?
No
Maybe but if she didn’t resist then it was fine
Like if she didn’t say anything bad
She didn’t but it was near the end so Idk her thoughts
I didn’t either😂
I told her to text me whenever she got home and she hearted that message so idk
Fair enough if she calls you up for a second date then it was fine
Frr? You never felt the need to check?
Because she cuddled up to me in the car which was nice
No do not
Well okay then sir
Ah shee...
Alright I checked I feel something that feels pretty manly down there I think I’m a guy
The reason why I say that is might come off as a little anxious having a little confidence with your actions particularly something as harmless as a kiss on the cheek it’s fine
😭🙏
Well I wouldn’t mention the kiss I just would ask her/mention if she wants to go on a second date
Oh yeah no that’s fine then
Just give it some time before asking
Kinda the plan
lol
I just smoked a cig and got back up to my dorm room so I’m just chilling
And thinking
Because yes i am stressing 😭
No man you'll be fine
Don’t worry you’re a good guy
Listen I got along with her friend the real test will be her dog😭
You’re good with animals though right
I am
But yeah you’re Hella cooked if her dog don’t like you
I just don’t know how her dog will react to me lmao
Literally
Dogs are fine just let em smell you and don't be too too exited around them cus either they'll go aggressive or match your vibe and jump all up on ya
Frfr
Fr lol
Send her this
If she does not pass the vibe check with the green cat alien she ain’t worth your time
😭
That pic gives me mixed feelings 😂
Idk how she’d feel about that😭
Lmao
But boys
Just say you’re crazy South African friend on discord says that it’s the ultimate test
I GOT THE JAPANESE MAPLE LEGO SET
😂😂
YOOOO THIS ABOUT TO BE FIRE
I might ask her if she wants to build it with me as dumb as that is but it would be fun to do
Zero sugar is so gross Jerry
My brother that is a great date idea particularly if she’s into Lego
I’m not getting my sugar from there I already eat like 30 chocolate a day😂🙏
Shoulda waited for me, I could've chugged one with ya 😂
Idk how much she likes Lego but 2 of my braincells are fighting for 1st place as well as hers
I’ll get you one when I show up in South Africa whenever that happens
So we will see
Bet
Jerry when's Bible study?
Just ask if she says she would rather go to a coffee shop then say alright bet when you wanna go
We don’t got Bible study on the weekend
I can go to the toilet then we can play for a bit
That’s the plan for the next date then a thing called blue zoo because she wants to go see the birds in it
Because believe it or not drinking a whole 2 L Coke fills you up real quick😂
You guys sound like you would make a cute couple I hope this works out
I just finished the first cantine and I'm already feeling it lol
Brb
Blueberry got up at 10 and decided it was tantrum time 🥴
Go to vc
🫡
I’m praying
Must eat
He goofy
Blueberry 😭
Frfr
Yes his bird
Yeah I have a little Kingfisher
Is it a blue parakeet
THATS BADASS
That is so much cooler then what I expected
Good
Thx 😂
I love him
sonar and geralt (not my photos but at the con I went to)
I’ve started stretching again bc I used to do it to not break myself and omg I’m as flexible as a crowbar now 

Sock in progress 
Frfr
Ugh I need to figure out what to wear 💀
Why’s it like lowkey raining I hate this
I’m going on the goddamn ice no matter what so the rain better give up bc I won’t
Gotta love two companies who overprice their products doing a collaboration thing
Oof
We ball 
Lmao
Volvo hauling ass
Don't judge but I can't even stand up straight in a rink
I assume your country isn’t one big rink half the year
Never touched snow in my life 😂
Except for the snow in the back of the fridge
Believe it or not I somehow managed to find snow in South Africa it was very cold and it was very annoying
If you're in the cape midwinter then yes lol
But that's not my territory
