🦝︴off-topic

[vital heath]

Worm

I’m making COTW emotes

Do u wanna see

[lavish marsh]

Amaze

I've made a couple

But

[vale thunder]

Also W muscles

[lavish marsh]

Idk they don't seem to have interest in adding them

[vital heath]

Awh

[lavish marsh]

This one better

[vital heath]

Buff women :0000

[lavish marsh]

[vale thunder]

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL

WHAT THE BARNACLES

WHAT IN THE FLIM FLAMITY FLIM FLAM

[lavish marsh]

I am supposed to be winning an arm wrestling fight in like a week and have forgotten to workout the last month ee

[jovial flare]

And thank you

[lavish marsh]

Also yes show me

[vale thunder]

nah dog I like masculine women they are rather neat

[jovial flare]

NO

[vale thunder]

Ofc bud

[jovial flare]

I TOLD YOU

[sick briar]

is that why the women are confused

[jovial flare]

Yes

[sick briar]

unfortunate

[vale thunder]

LEAVE HIM ALONE HES ONLY A LIL FELLA

Nah see I’m basically made of cookie dough , hopes and dreams

[lavish marsh]

Ooh cookie dough

[vale thunder]

Yeah I’m soft and pudgy

But when I have a shirt on I look fine

[lavish marsh]

I was gonna get ben&jerrys cookie dough ice cream but I have to lock in

(Mom has ordered two chocolate bars for me)

[jovial flare]

I’m managing so many conversations rn

I’m trying to be here and 3 other places

[jovial flare]

You scare me

Like wow

[lavish marsh]

Boo

[jovial flare]

AHHHH

[vale thunder]

Did we just become best friends

[lavish marsh]

You bet

[jovial flare]

Ik your the one who asks them to make you a sandwich

[vale thunder]

(I ate my tub of B&Js cookie dough ice cream yesterday)

[lavish marsh]

I can't even kill a spider

[sick briar]

[vale thunder]

Don’t kill spider

Move spider to new home

Spider eat pests

[lavish marsh]

I have crazy arachnophobia and think that if I don't get rid of it, it will multiply into 1000 tiny spiders

[vale thunder]

Mosquitos and flys and gnats and such

[lavish marsh]

There was one I let live in the bathroom

But

He betrayed me...

[vale thunder]

Understandable

[vale thunder]

Try jumping spiders

Literally like

[lavish marsh]

Used his web to elevator himself down to my face after a shower

[vale thunder]

Furballs of the spider worlds

[lavish marsh]

I died

[vital heath]

The first six. They’re all just basic game animals commonly found and hunted

[vale thunder]

I then proceeded to get shot 57 times in the face

[vale thunder]

YAYAYYAYAYA

I love them I have all sorts in my bathroom

[vital heath]

Can confirm

[lavish marsh]

Ayeee amazing

[vital heath]

Technically spiders can multiply

Or literally spawn in

[lavish marsh]

I'm sorry but we can no longer be best friends

[vital heath]

Have you ever smashed a wolf spider? No? Dont freakin do it

[vale thunder]

I have multiple bathrooms

[lavish marsh]

I have a huge spider living in my car mirror

[vale thunder]

I’ll warn you which one not to enter

[lavish marsh]

Met him first time yesterday

[vale thunder]

Snack

[lavish marsh]

I remove his web every morning hoping he'll move out

[vale thunder]

There’s a possum that lives behind my shed

My dog wants to eat it

[vital heath]

He’s there to stay

[lavish marsh]

I love possums

[vital heath]

He’s gonna eat all the other nasty critters and stuff

[lavish marsh]

Nuh uh

[vital heath]

He’s gonna pay his rent

[lavish marsh]

He is ruining my mirror

It's covered in weba

[vale thunder]

Does this change your mind?

[vital heath]

She

[lavish marsh]

Okay maybe

[vale thunder]

His name is puebert

[jovial flare]

I hope a spider crawls on your pillow at night

And gives you cheese pizza

[lavish marsh]

:(

[vale thunder]

DONT BE MEAN TO MY BESTIE

[jovial flare]

HES GUVING YOU PIZZA

[vale thunder]

But it’s a scary spider

[lavish marsh]

WHEN I SLEEP I DON'T WANT PIZZA

[vital heath]

The reason I say she is to comfort you, because male spiders typically only build webs for courtship. Females are the ones that build webs for hunting

[jovial flare]

😭

[vale thunder]

Also picturing a buff grizzly woman freaking out about a little spider has me cackling

[vital heath]

So if it’s a he?…. He got a bigger GF somewhere

[lavish marsh]

He should leave me alone!

Also I have a cat so I occasionally find spider corpses around my house

[vital heath]

Have you tried spraying the mirror itself with a repellent of sorts?

[vital heath]

Good kitty

[lavish marsh]

No

[vale thunder]

Henry the turtle

[lavish marsh]

I hope the problem solves itself

Like with every one of my problema

[vale thunder]

Francesca , Pueberts mother

AND LAST

BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST

GIVE IT UP FOR

[lavish marsh]

Brbrbrbrb

[vale thunder]

TIMOTHYYYYYY

[lavish marsh]

[jaunty ingot]

Why you always gotta grab frogs like this twin

[vale thunder]

He was putting up struggle

Possibly a she I don’t know how to tell

MA POINT IS

Timothy

[lavish marsh]

I don't think you want to be besties after I tell you this...

[vale thunder]

Wha

DONT TELL ME YOU DONT LIKE TOADS

I WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT

[lavish marsh]

[vale thunder]

I don’t know what that means …..

[lavish marsh]

I'll just stay quiet

[vale thunder]

NAOOO

she don’t like toads

Sad

So you’re just not into critters?

[lavish marsh]

I like lizards and snakes

[vale thunder]

Ok W

It it’s time for me to sleep

Goodnight best friend, goodnight twins and bluds and FNs (fellow Ne’er dowells)

[jovial flare]

She could nuke the bastard

[jovial flare]

Love him

[jovial flare]

He’s cute

[jovial flare]

That is a W

I’m sorry I’m texting my friend from highschool about her man problems 😭

And it’s the same as mine

And it’s hilarious

[rare veldt]

Oof

[jovial flare]

But I’m back for now

[lavish marsh]

So real for that

[vale thunder]

Goodnight potter sleep well twin…k

[jovial flare]

Anaywas @lavish marsh your fricken jacked

[lavish marsh]

Not jacked enough

[jovial flare]

Goodnight sleep well and sweet dreams brother

[vale thunder]

Real

[jovial flare]

Dude if you don’t think you are omg

Yes

Yes you are

Like i want more stronk like that😭

[lavish marsh]

Nah but fr I will workout more, be more buff

I think it will help if I stop taking my testosterone blocking stuff

We'll see

[lavish marsh]

Go to bed

[jovial flare]

I’ve been working out for the past couple months from stopping after a while and I’ve begun getting back on creatine and I’m just trying to be a more manly man ig as dumb as that sounds but I also would like to be able to be strong ig idk it’s dumb but it’s how I personally feel.

[vale thunder]

Yesm

[serene radish]

Frog

[jovial flare]

Like I used to workout a lot and then I stopped and I look at myself now and I’m like OMG I’m small

[jovial flare]

Brother go slumber

[serene radish]

I came here for frog and am happy for frog

[vale thunder]

IM AORRU OK

GOOD DAY

[lavish marsh]

It's a good feeling but also it's hard finding motivation idk why

[serene radish]

See you somewhere else

[vale thunder]

nah I’m going to bed

[jovial flare]

Well you have to find the urge to get up and do it

[vale thunder]

Gn everyone

[lavish marsh]

Exactly

And I don't want it getting in the way of work

[jovial flare]

Just workout at night

[lavish marsh]

Having sore muscles does not help when handling big dogs

I should be able to workout today or tomorrow, I just have to remember to do it

[jovial flare]

:((

[jovial flare]

Do you need me to yell at you to😂

[lavish marsh]

Make everyone yell at me and it might happen

Also I must JAMMMM

[jovial flare]

Oooo

Go do that

[rare veldt]

🔥

[lavish marsh]

I gotta leave for work in 15 mins

[serene radish]

Gonna share this screenshot of the mystical roof bear

[lavish marsh]

Enoughhhh

[jovial flare]

Yeahhh it’s 3 am here

[jaunty ingot]

Cotw players will swear to you up and down that’s actually a top g1 fur of all time

[serene radish]

What-

The roof bear? 😭

[jaunty ingot]

Yeah he’s chill

[serene radish]

I never got that bug again

[jaunty ingot]

No bug, that’s a GREAT spawn

[serene radish]

Get carrion a true 🗣

[jaunty ingot]

Thank you twin

[vital heath]

he’s so sad

[rare veldt]

Is you?

[whole nest]

im taking that

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭

[pseudo jungle]

Me with you

[whole nest]

wha

srry im slow

but still, huh?

[pseudo jungle]

HAHAHAHA

[whole nest]

GAHH I LOVE WIDOW

also her boss theme is rlly good :3

[silent harbor]

gm chat

[rare veldt]

Hi

[silent harbor]

hruuuu

[rare veldt]

Good thanks 😁 and you?

[silent harbor]

im good my mouth isnt numb anymore

[rare veldt]

I might technically and legally be an adult, but I can still eat a whole bar of this stuff

[rare veldt]

Nice 😊

What do you think about this Frend?

[silent harbor]

[rare veldt]

🤣😊

It taste good😁😁😁

[long ember]

I see this weird SpongeBob thing whenever I walk to my friend's house

[sick briar]

W hit reg

because yes that person definately came into contact with me and bashed me

more W hit reg

more W hit reg

[full egret]

Colorado

[sick briar]

what part of Australia is that

looks somewhere eastern states

[silent wharf]

NSW

Evan’s head

[astral eagle]

<@&393042322499305473>

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

[astral karma]

down it

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[astral karma]

man i havent had a drink in like 8 months

[north quail]

Rawwwwww

[verbal aurora]

@serene radish

[serene radish]

Dude now you got me wanting to find my old art

😭

I only drew on pencil and paper tho

[verbal aurora]

From 2022-2023 I think

I want to get back into drawing but my photography hobby takes up some time and depression kicked my ass and made me stop drawing and I've never been able to get back into it no matter how hard I've tried

[jaunty ingot]

Why you lowkey goated

[verbal aurora]

Bc I'm the goat 🔥

[jaunty ingot]

Let’s not go that far

[verbal aurora]

I'm goated 🔥

[jaunty ingot]

But you are entering legend status

[lavish marsh]

Guys listeb to my epic jamming

[pseudo jungle]

Yo

[jaunty ingot]

Peak

[jaunty ingot]

😭😭😭

[lavish marsh]

Fank yu

[rough lynx]

I gust got trolled by what wode have been my 2nd Dimond and 2nd alligator Dimond

[knotty olive]

@long turret the lighting techs were in today it was so cool

[long turret]

Sick

[elder pivot]

@knotty olive

The gun you request +gameplay clip

[knotty olive]

That’s sick

I don’t play Roblox

But what game is that?

[elder pivot]

Weird gun game, you design your own gun basically

[knotty olive]

@serene radish Rebecca going to the homecoming football game with me

She gonna learn ball

[knotty olive]

Cool

[knotty olive]

Blacked and blued the whole stage

Awsome feeling

[full egret]

Caught this guy stealing from my store and so I bonked him and got my carrots back. Idk why he had so many.

You can even see me pause like wtf

[knotty olive]

This made me laugh😭

[full egret]

It's the scream they do that gets me

[jaunty ingot]

It’s the fact shlawg exploded into carrots for me 😭

[full egret]

😂

I've got several clips of beating thiefs on that game

[knotty olive]

@manic inlet I have a snake charmer now

[manic inlet]

wat

[sick briar]

these aria award contestants suck 🥀

[knotty olive]

Baby shotgun

[rare veldt]

Awwww it is so cute

[knotty olive]

Funny thing is it’s not a airshotgun

It’s straight powder

[manic inlet]

lmao

[knotty olive]

I wanna put slugs in it

But the sucker would literally jump out my hand

[rare veldt]

Mhm .410?

[knotty olive]

Too small to shoulder

[knotty olive]

Yea 4/10

It’s loud

For a lil baby

[rare veldt]

Fr fr

[knotty olive]

Yea

She’s got some spunk

[rare veldt]

She will teach them not to Forget to hold on, and make sure that its shouldered properly

[serene radish]

Lmao

[whole nest]

thats scary

[jovial flare]

@lavish marsh did you go to the gym?

[lavish marsh]

I did workout before I went to bed

[jovial flare]

WOOOO

[lavish marsh]

Success

[jovial flare]

Good job

Question

@lavish marsh

I need advice 😭

[lavish marsh]

That's a ping not a question

[jovial flare]

I didn’t know if you skidaddled already okay god😭

[lavish marsh]

The quarry reference

[jovial flare]

For the girl I like she hasn’t texted me in a while and has left me on read because she’s been super busy and working a bunch. She lives an hour away which is important because that’s how far she drove to see my goofy ass the first time. I asked her to tell me if she wanted to hangout Wednesday to text me ahead of time on Monday. Do you think I call her tomorrow and see if she’s free or just at this point give up even though she still follows my Instagram and then on top of that hasn’t unmatched on tinder.

This is a Tyk question but she’s not here 😭

[lavish marsh]

I'd give her a call

[jovial flare]

That’s what I was thinking but I’m a dumb boy who’s trying to do there best😭

[lavish marsh]

Idk how many times I've had to be relationship advice lmao

[jovial flare]

In reference to that being a lot or a little lmao

[lavish marsh]

If she's interested then a call will make her really happy

[lavish marsh]

A lot

[jovial flare]

That’s the thing idk if she is or isn’t 😭

I have NO idea😭

She’s just left me on read a ton and i don’t think it’s on purpose but I’m gullible

[lavish marsh]

Just don't make it sound forced

[jovial flare]

And like if she drove an HOUR to see me I think she cares

[jovial flare]

Oh no that’s mean

I wouldn’t do that

[lavish marsh]

Often people are told to play hard to get to be more interesting

I think it's bad but oh well

[jovial flare]

I’d just ask her and say “hey ik it’s been a while and idk if your free tonight or not but if you’d like I can come over” etc

[jovial flare]

Don’t do that it confuses us and makes us not interested in you because it makes our brains go “oh she hates me”

[lavish marsh]

Yeah

It's just boring too

Engage in fun conversations instead

Show interest

[jovial flare]

Me all the time

I’ve been on a phew dates with people and this person isn’t necessarily someone I see marrying but I do really like her and I’d rather have somebody then nobody because the girls at my college scare me and I can’t tell if people like me or not and the the low self esteem does not help😭

[lavish marsh]

Hmm

[jovial flare]

I will say though if she doesn’t likely pick up Tommorow (which I’m expecting) I’ll move on but I’m hoping she does

And the girls at my college scare me lmao because there standards are wowsers

[lavish marsh]

I don't agree with trying to pursue the girl just to have one rather than actually wanting to be with them (?)

[jovial flare]

Oh no I want to be with her I just don’t think she’d marry me 😭

[lavish marsh]

How so

[jovial flare]

Because I don’t think I’m husband material just yet

[lavish marsh]

Well you don't marry the second you're dating

[jovial flare]

That’s what’s nice✨

It’s 3 am and I’m sorry if my brain is being dumb

[jaunty ingot]

Yeah u like 19 twin 😭

[jovial flare]

You are correct twin and she is 24😭

[jaunty ingot]

I don’t know about this one twin

[jovial flare]

shhhhhhhhhh

Itll be fineeeee

Maybe

Possibly

@lavish marsh do an ability check for me (this is a DND reference idk if you play dnd or not)

[lavish marsh]

I don't

[jovial flare]

Do you want to?

[lavish marsh]

No

[jovial flare]

:((

[lavish marsh]

Did you mean ability check whatever that means or play dnd lol

[jovial flare]

To play dnd and do an ability check on whether or not I’m cooked😭

[lavish marsh]

Idk what an ability check is 😔

[jovial flare]

In this instance just a personal guess on how you think tommorow is gonna go😭

[lavish marsh]

How would I guess I barely know you 😭

[jovial flare]

Act like you do😭

😂😂😂

Omg I’m dying 😭

[lavish marsh]

Man go for it I'm rooting for you

[jovial flare]

And you do know me😭

[lavish marsh]

You can do it wooo!!¡

[jovial flare]

I’m sorry if the marriage thing was weird my moms been pushing me on that and it’s been scary😭

[lavish marsh]

YOU'RE 19

Ignore your birther

[jaunty ingot]

💔💔💔💔😭

[jovial flare]

They want me to date to mary and im just like ehhhhh no

[jovial flare]

Hi carrion😭

[jaunty ingot]

Yes that me

[lavish marsh]

I mean marriage would be my goal when dating but I wouldn't be rushing to marry

Man I still live with my mom and barely have a job

I spend my spare time on discord

How cooked am I

[jaunty ingot]

true…

[jaunty ingot]

Not veryyyyy

Probably

[jovial flare]

I have one of those for once

[jovial flare]

This is you yes

[jovial flare]

Not very cooked I’ve seen you go get a man’s

[lavish marsh]

Idk it ended with my last ex because I lost feelings out of nowhere and it sucks because he was a 10/10

[jovial flare]

I don’t think looks matter as much as how you personally feel about someone

[lavish marsh]

No like he had the perfect personality and interests too

[jovial flare]

Again if you lost feelings that is the same as how you feel about someone lmao

[lavish marsh]

Aaaaaaaa

[jovial flare]

Like you said earlier you shouldn’t date just to be with someone

Like that’s true lmao

[lavish marsh]

I wanted to marry and spend my life with this guy

[jovial flare]

If you aren’t interested in a relationship I wouldn’t seek one

[jovial flare]

Well did you feel that when you were with him and just decided to break it off or what

[lavish marsh]

Idk if life got in the way or what happened

[lavish marsh]

Idk I felt no romantic attraction and him wanting to meet up just made me tired and angry

[jovial flare]

Then you were a silly billy

[lavish marsh]

[jovial flare]

😂

Listen

[lavish marsh]

HE EVEN PLAYED COTW

Had a mela fallow sr initial 💔

[jovial flare]

I broke up with the girl of my dreams because I didn’t want to wait nor have her be miserable waiting for me to be able to date her

In person

I went to middle school with her and in highschool we went to seperate schools

She was like

Omg

Sabrina carpenter type looks

[lavish marsh]

I play pokemon go to drown my sorrows

[jovial flare]

And could cook and clean and would fight with me over who would do that because I wanna cook and clean damnit

[jovial flare]

Did you hear that there releasing rayquaza again soon?

[lavish marsh]

Duh yeah

[jovial flare]

I’m making like the yapping face gesture with my hands

[jovial flare]

That’s how I respond to that 😭

[jovial flare]

Okay

I am jealous

Ill praise you like a god ig

[lavish marsh]

Yes

[jovial flare]

Loving thanos

[lavish marsh]

W

Moment of truth

Seeing if the garbage truck empties our heavy ass container

[jovial flare]

Will it?

[lavish marsh]

Idk yet I just hear it outside

[lavish marsh]

Nice mons

[jovial flare]

Listen you have eternatus I can’t compete

The top 4 are all Hundos I grinded the heck out of groudon he’s practically one of the best pokemon for doing raids

With party power

[lavish marsh]

I don't get hundo legendaries lol

Got a Zekrom once but he ran

[jovial flare]

I have a phew

I don’t get that many shinies okay

You win some you lose some

I did like 30 kyrum raids and got no shinies

[lavish marsh]

YUAAAHH I GET AB EXTRA SHIFT TOMORROW WOOOO

[jovial flare]

WOOOOOOO

(What does that mean)

[sick briar]

[lavish marsh]

I have a lucky traded Latios hundo and a dialga

On idk how many legendary raids

707 legendary raids, 2 hundos and one ran

[lavish marsh]

I work part-time so I only have like 15 hours a week

[jovial flare]

Dude

I

Imma

Hmm

I’m gonna hit your favorite horse girl with a Honda civic

[jovial flare]

Well okay then

Did you cry when the one ran😭

[lavish marsh]

Nah

I don't cry

[jovial flare]

That is the most bs statement I have ever heard

[lavish marsh]

Sure

[jovial flare]

Worm it’s okay to cry 😭

[lavish marsh]

I sigh and listen to sad music instead

[lavish marsh]

It feels weird 😭

I cried happy tears when I got my cat

[jovial flare]

It’s not its normal and it’s okay😭

[jovial flare]

Okay well that’s good!

Idk I’m a sensitive person and deadass in bed with the girl I was talking about earlier I cried because she recalled from memory a book she liked and I loved it😭

Like i don’t mind crying

But like in my room sheltered from the world

Idc

I retract the man statement

I will cry in front a man

[rare veldt]

🤣

[jovial flare]

It just depends who

[lavish marsh]

I'm the man

[rare veldt]

Valid

[jovial flare]

With those arms yes you are

I’m catching up to you

[lavish marsh]

Nuh uh

[rare veldt]

I thought you were a woman😭🥀 (who I thought was a man)

[jovial flare]

I’m gonna wait for you to get lazy in the gym

Just wait

[lavish marsh]

I don't go to the gym

I workout at home

[jovial flare]

Im gonna wait for you to get lazy either way😭

Also god dang you got that at home😭

[lavish marsh]

I work a physical job

[jovial flare]

YEAH?

Well I play with mud

[lavish marsh]

Can I join

[jovial flare]

You can

That’s a metaphor btw for pottery

My job is pottery

[lavish marsh]

Let me do a sand castle

[lavish marsh]

How surprising

[jovial flare]

You can make anything you desire

✨

[lavish marsh]

I'm an artist

[jovial flare]

Yk most people think my name means Harry Potter

[lavish marsh]

And guitar jammer

[lavish marsh]

Then you'd have a nerdy pfp and not a frog

[jovial flare]

But like I play with the clay and i now work at a studio and teach people

And it makes me happy

[lavish marsh]

That's good

[jovial flare]

Well I love frogs and I think it’s cute he has tulips

[jovial flare]

What do you do?

Work on cars?

Weld?

[lavish marsh]

Didn't I say yesterday

[jovial flare]

You remind me of welder

[lavish marsh]

I walk dogs

Work at a dog daycare

[jovial flare]

I don’t believe so

[jovial flare]

Awwwwwe

[rare veldt]

You with frog

[jovial flare]

😭

That’s me with anything I find cute

[rare veldt]

That’s how I got my last gf💀🥀

[jovial flare]

Okay Jerry😭

I went on this app it’s called Tinder and somehow pulled man idk

[rare veldt]

You are not beating the gay allegations

[lavish marsh]

Pulled a man????

[jovial flare]

I’m on like 2 others but I’m being loyal to this one

[jovial flare]

Omg

[jovial flare]

PULLED A WOMAN

ITS A WOMAN

I LIKE WOMEN

[rare veldt]

You’re being loyal to the man??????

[jovial flare]

Ykw

Yes

Yes I am

[lavish marsh]

It's okay I love men too

[rare veldt]

Agree

[jovial flare]

Nah you are a man what do you even mean

With those arms?

[rare veldt]

They may make no sense but I love that about them

[lavish marsh]

Then I'm a man who loves men

[jovial flare]

Listen I gave her a back massage and her shoulders made me go awooga

Like

[rare veldt]

Nah. Muscle mommy ahh

[jovial flare]

I am the woman probably to her

[jovial flare]

That’s @lavish marsh

[rare veldt]

Exactly

[rare veldt]

😭

[jovial flare]

Your gonna scare them when yours is bigger then there’s

[jovial flare]

You think I’m lying?

[rare veldt]

😭💀🥀

[rare veldt]

No you seem like a sensitive gent

[lavish marsh]

That's my goal

[rare veldt]

You are very scary

[jovial flare]

The lion does not concern herself with other mens muscles

[obsidian bay]

I want worm to flex a watermelon into Smithereens

[rare veldt]

Fr

[jovial flare]

She can

[lavish marsh]

You'll see this soon enough

Can you send the video of the woman flexing and making the man sad

That's gonna be me

[obsidian bay]

Ye one sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECrHFZ0EvwA

[sick briar]

you're gonna manage to get gay guy bff-zoned

[lavish marsh]

Peak

[rare veldt]

Fr

[sick briar]

and then be delegated as the designated driver for girls nights out who has to deal with a bunch of drunk women in their car (that will likely throw up in the back seat)

[jovial flare]

Mannnn

I have muscle

[lavish marsh]

I have a $100 fee if that happens in my car

[jovial flare]

I don’t think I’m that bad😭

[sick briar]

buff gay guy

[rare veldt]

Low-key I don’t know enough girls of this to happen I’m very lucky this way

I also don’t act or talk like a gay guy

Probably more important detail

[sick briar]

you definately can pull women but like 95% of women will try and hook you up with men and not realise you wanna date women

[jovial flare]

I’m trying alright 😭

[rare veldt]

So that’s what you look like🤔

[sick briar]

atleast women will think you're a safe space

[jovial flare]

A bad version of me yes

My hairs messy

[rare veldt]

True

[rare veldt]

Lol

[sick briar]

@jovial flare have women tried to put makeup on you yet

[lavish marsh]

I know just what you need to get the girl

[jovial flare]

I offer them to I like it

[rare veldt]

One of my girlfriends tried that

I was very good at dodging

[rare veldt]

Brother🤣

[lavish marsh]

#🦝︴off-topic message

[jovial flare]

I don’t have weak masculinity like idc

Maybe

[sick briar]

you are not beating the gay bff allegations

[rare veldt]

Fr

[lavish marsh]

Trust me

[jovial flare]

She might say otherwise because i kissed her a billion times

[jovial flare]

Is that what gets all the huzz😂

[rare veldt]

🤣

[jovial flare]

MANNNN

[rare veldt]

🥀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jovial flare]

God forbid a man be pretty

[rare veldt]

What do you want Dream😭

[jovial flare]

He’s uglier

And creepier

[rare veldt]

True

[rare veldt]

If a girl calls me pretty it makes me feel small for some reason

Maybe it’s because deep down inside I know I’m not pretty

[jovial flare]

Also my curls are way better then his

Yes I’m offended 😭

[rare veldt]

Lol

Fair enough

[jovial flare]

It’s called self esteem

[rare veldt]

Low-key though you are way too good looking to be straight

[jovial flare]

Thank you Jerry😭

In my bumble profile I clarify that I am😭

[rare veldt]

I’m pretty sure it has something related to the fact that I will without a shadow of a doubt slit something’s throat

[jovial flare]

Oh well yk

You know?

[rare veldt]

🤷🏻

[jovial flare]

😭

[rare veldt]

Usually only when they are suffering though

[jovial flare]

@lavish marsh if you date a man do they have to be bigger then you or are you the one who runs the house?

[rare veldt]

And there is no safe backstop

[lavish marsh]

I don't care that much tbh

[rare veldt]

Bro that dude instantaneously loses his manliness and becomes a good little pet

[lavish marsh]

I'd prefer if they're taller but it's not that hard

[obsidian bay]

Yes, or have feelings.

[jovial flare]

You remind me of kuina from tougen anki

[rare veldt]

What are those??

[jovial flare]

I’m hyper emotional

[jovial flare]

What’s wrong with that?😂

[sick briar]

this might be peak masculinity

[rare veldt]

Valid

[rare veldt]

Nothing I’m just saying what happens🤣

[jovial flare]

WHAT DO YOU KNWO😭

[rare veldt]

🤷🏻

[jovial flare]

Hey man if a woman wants to make me a meal and treat me like a princess I’m happy

[rare veldt]

That I hate crying

(But only if it’s me)

[obsidian bay]

I dont mind crying - super great stress relief

But also

[rare veldt]

And I’m a be a real she just has to give me a cuddle Every now and then and I’ll be happy

[obsidian bay]

If you witness me crying, its somehow magically worse

[rare veldt]

She doesn’t even have to feed me i’m quite happy feeding both of us I love to cook

[obsidian bay]

Because being noticed while being emotional makes more emotional

[lavish marsh]

Other's being emotional is what gets me emotional

[jovial flare]

I used to have to fight over the kitchen

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

Just a chain reaction of emotions

[obsidian bay]

What do you mean you are crying?
WE are crying, fam.

[jovial flare]

I

[sick briar]

[jovial flare]

Swear

[obsidian bay]

Ye

[jovial flare]

I like women

[lavish marsh]

Real

[jovial flare]

I think

[rare veldt]

See this is valid

[jovial flare]

I like women

[jovial flare]

If im asked to dress up as a maid I would

[sick briar]

real

[jovial flare]

She’s probably be jealous because I’d pull it off better

But like

[rare veldt]

My one friend said if I dress up like an anime guy she’ll dress up as an anime maid

[jovial flare]

What can you do

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rare veldt]

True

[jovial flare]

Listen does the devil wear Prada?

[rare veldt]

I don’t get the reference😭

But low key my friend is built like the perfect anime Goth girl i’m not even joking😭🥀

[obsidian bay]

Yes and looks fantastic in the moment

[rare veldt]

Thanks Tyk

I’m getting ready to go for walk to go get noodles

Wish me luck chat

[jovial flare]

It’s 4 am here in Texas

Arkansas

Omg

I miss home😭

[rare veldt]

It’s almost 11 here

[rare veldt]

Oof

[obsidian bay]

Wait what kind

[rare veldt]

Same kind as last time exceptI ’m gonna get a better photo

[jovial flare]

I had miso ramen with pork belly earlier and a side of kimchi

[obsidian bay]

Im having leftover stir fry haha

[rare veldt]

Nice

[whole nest]

no but thats so real

[loud panther]

I forgot exactly what it was, but I went to a Japanese restaurant and they had really good salmon. I cant remember if it was grilled miso salmon or what, but I wanna make it

[pale shale]

im having air fried air, my bigback ate everything else already

[obsidian bay]

Sir you're meant to graze not gorge

[pale shale]

its not my fault that the air fryer makes cooking insanely convenient

[obsidian bay]

honestly... I feel that

Wish we had one

Salmon filet for salmon rice bowls would be three billion easier

[loud panther]

Idk why I dont like rice

For most foods, texture matters more than taste for me

I think it's probably that

I know texture is why I cant handle sushi

[pale shale]

jammy eggs for noodles take less than 3 minutes for me now🙏🙏🙏

if i could do noodles in the air fryer i would

[pale shale]

have you tried fried rice tho

the textures much more palatable than boiled or sticky rice

though i love most rices with sauce

[loud panther]

I don't know if I have

There's barely any foreign food places around me

[pale shale]

next time you get a chinese takeaway ask for some fried rice, its heaven with sauce

i usually get it with thai green curry sauce

[loud panther]

For the record I CAN'T do spicy food.

[pale shale]

you should do a thai yellow curry then lol

[loud panther]

Like the hot cheetos make me sweat profusely

[pale shale]

thai green and thai red are hot curries, thai yellow is basically just mayo

[pale shale]

to be fair those are just made to be angry, they have no flavour just angry spice compound

[loud panther]

I cant do any peppers either. Anything with capsaicin is a no go

Queso Blanco is too hot for me even

[pale shale]

i'd shudder to think what you'd order from a chinese takeaway in the UK lol

if its not a spicy meal you order here, its just beige fried foods

[loud panther]

When I went to like panda express or other Chinese places. I'd order sweet and sour chicken and not use the sauce

[pale shale]

thats

heathenous

[loud panther]

I like sweet and sour now though

[pale shale]

iv never liked sweet and sour tbf but i'd assume panda express chicken is very dry lmao

[loud panther]

VERY dry

[obsidian bay]

The worst thing is when companies dont make flavorful hot

they just dump all the hot together to make a megahot

[loud panther]

I had to go to the nurse at school after we had school tacos

Thats how little I can handle

[obsidian bay]

Oh you sweet child

Your poor tastebuds

[loud panther]

I cant experience flavor😭

[pale shale]

when they made flamin hot tangy cheese doritos i was so excited until i realised all they did was add chilli powder that was so hot the cheese flavour was missing

[loud panther]

Plus now im lactose intolerant so I cant use that as relief

[obsidian bay]

Well

there are actually some options you could try

• oat milk actually works pretty well, as I have experienced

• also goats milk is somehow tolerable whereas cows milk is not

[loud panther]

I like oat milk, but it upsets my stomach. Not as much as dairy, but yeah

Makes me burp a lot

[pale shale]

my poor girlfriend ngl shes gonna have her own version of Frozone but with cigarette lighters when we move in together

"HONEYYY HAVE YOU SEEN MY SUPER LIGHTER?"

[loud panther]

Probably doesn't help my first year of elementary I supposedly ate 3 meals

Hot dogs, mac and cheese, and frozen pizza

Idk why my parents allowed it

[pale shale]

jesus christ were you hoping to die by the second year of elementary?😭

[loud panther]

Not then, that was middle school

Im good now for the record

[open halo]

I messed up my knee

[loud panther]

How bad?

[open halo]

Bad

Like can’t move

[loud panther]

Like broken kneecap or torn ligament?

[open halo]

Compression sock helps

[open halo]

Ligament maybe

[loud panther]

Uh oh

[open halo]

I have injured this knee many times tho so

[pseudo jungle]

Fresh boy or something like that @rare veldt

[loud panther]

Are tendons muscle to muscle or muscle to bone?

[open halo]

Idk

[rare veldt]

10/10

gonna get all the ladies

[loud panther]

I know one is tendons one is ligaments. Either way I wish you a speedy recovery

[open halo]

All I know is I’ve tweaked my patella before and it hurt like this

[loud panther]

Oh

That no good

[open halo]

Yeah

Lunges pulled it

[pseudo jungle]

Hahahahahahha thank you bro💪🏻

[rare veldt]

Np bro

I have found the great eating implement of the Asiatic region

[pseudo jungle]

Damm hahahaha

[rare veldt]

Someone has way too much time on their hands

[loud panther]

You sure?

[rare veldt]

Interesting

[loud panther]

massive waste of money

[rare veldt]

Unless you’re good at using them and you can wash them

[loud panther]

They're $70

[rare veldt]

Never mind waste of money

[open halo]

I had a lil helper thing for em at one point

[loud panther]

I cant use chopsticks, my hands too big

[rare veldt]

I could probably make some with Ivory at the tip of the chopstick

[open halo]

Genetic tremor

[loud panther]

I got one of them also

I dont think it's a good thing

But nothing i can do about it

[obsidian bay]

HANG YOUR PICTURES

also bro. How tf you wearing this much white and keeping it clean

[pale shale]

he hasn't stepped outside the house yet

[rare veldt]

He lives in Germany

[pseudo jungle]

HAHAHAHHA

[pseudo jungle]

Im going to a barber right now

[obsidian bay]

Germany has dirt your dingus

[rare veldt]

Bro why are you styling so much to go to the barber

[pseudo jungle]

I like my Bavaria

Janae

[rare veldt]

He uses German magic obviously😌

[pseudo jungle]

Bro

Babar

[rare veldt]

🤣

[pseudo jungle]

Bro barbar

😭😭😭

[rare veldt]

You’re cooked

[obsidian bay]

Barber*

I gotchu

[pseudo jungle]

Frisör

[pale shale]

i just booked into the barber next week

beard trim and a french crop

[rare veldt]

I’m not going to the barber

[pale shale]

skin fade too

[rare veldt]

They wish to steal my luscious locks

[obsidian bay]

Friseur??

[rare veldt]

??

[obsidian bay]

I havent gone to a hair appointment in ...

uh..

...

...

....

....

....

[pseudo jungle]

Jaaa

[obsidian bay]

2019?

[rare veldt]

😭😭😭😭

[obsidian bay]

maybe?

[pseudo jungle]

Bro Damm

I go ever 2 week

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣😭

[pseudo jungle]

Every

[obsidian bay]

idk I just trim the tails at home

like every 8 months or so

[rare veldt]

Fair enough

[pale shale]

hollon

[pseudo jungle]

Bro how long is you’re hair

[pale shale]

french crop or a caesar cut

[pseudo jungle]

[pale shale]

decisions decisions

[silent harbor]

gm chat

[obsidian bay]

depends, if I straighten it - like chest length/midback

[rare veldt]

Good morning Sparky foxtrot

[obsidian bay]

if I leave it curly, much shorter

but I keep it braided or in a bun most days

[silent harbor]

gm turtle jerry hru

[pale shale]

its never lupus

[rare veldt]

Good thanks

[pseudo jungle]

I hate waiting

[rare veldt]

Bro is out here driving🔥

[open halo]

That is a top spec Benz

How

S class or C class I can’t tell interior

[pseudo jungle]

Hell yeah

[pseudo jungle]

It’s a cla250 shooting break amg line

Nice car ngl

[silent harbor]

wippin da benz🗣️ 🔥

[open halo]

And it’s a shooting break damn

I don’t think we have those in Canada

We do

Even tho the of shooting brake is a 2 door sports wagon

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man that make me laugh 😭😭

[pseudo jungle]

Oh okay oka

[pseudo jungle]

Yea

[open halo]

Yeah I like shooting brakes cuz I like wagons and Ferrari made one in the 2010s ish

[pseudo jungle]

Fr they are nice.. my car was built on the end on 2024

[open halo]

Damn

[pseudo jungle]

It’s basically new

But it’s expensive as hell

[open halo]

I bet

[pseudo jungle]

But that’s okay ngl it’s so fun to drive this car

It’s smooth

[open halo]

Trying to see what it would cost in cad on the website but I can’t find it

[pseudo jungle]

I pay for that car 35k and 2-3k in other thinks

They aren’t that expensive

[open halo]

Damn

Im in canda tho so import yada yada

I have to go walk to the second floor then back down to the first floor with my injured knee because of academic awards

[pseudo jungle]

Ohhh okay okay

[open halo]

Yeah

Not fun

and wifi sucks so I can’t spec cars

[pseudo jungle]

Come to Germany

Everthing is better

[open halo]

Nah

I’d rather go to the Netherlands

[pseudo jungle]

Cuz of the weed ?

😂

[open halo]

Nah family

And weed

I wanna eat edibles cuz I’m fat

[iron mica]

Anyone playing on ps4?

[open halo]

Prob the wrong chat

[pseudo jungle]

Hahahah

[pseudo jungle]

Okay okay

[open halo]

Yeah

[sick briar]

peak

[sick briar]

ts was so peak

[open halo]

What?

[loud panther]

Is that the horse anime?

I know it starts with u but I cant remember how to spell

[sick briar]

yes it is the horse anime

[loud panther]

Knew it

So apparently the new pokemon game has no clothing restrictions. So you can wear anything regardless of if you pick a male or female

So 1 good thing nintendo has done

[jaunty ingot]

I fw that heavy

[loud panther]

I cant use the more customizations excuse anymore

Although i can use "its a speed run strat" still

[sick briar]

peak

[wide light]

John COTW says awesome

[sick briar]

tachyon could have been a god and won the triple crown if he didn't have a bowed tendon

unfortunately they are only known as the phantom triple crown because they had to retire early from their injury

[lone marten]

🕊️ 🫡

[jaunty ingot]

Damn

Fly high

[lone marten]

This was yesterday

btw

[jaunty ingot]

Yeah I don’t look at news much 😭

[lone marten]

im ngl, this song wont feel the same now

[jaunty ingot]

True

[lone marten]

im on chapter 6 in the playthrough im on

i get to hear it 1 more time

[jaunty ingot]

Bittersweet

[lone marten]

@jaunty ingot i just learnt Rain fall's actor died last months

[jaunty ingot]

I vaguely remember hearing about this one

[lone marten]

He passed of natural causes after a long illness

man

im now sad af

[jovial flare]

Just wait till they see my Honda civic

@lavish marsh I called and she didn’t respond 🥲

[lavish marsh]

Noooo 😔

[jaunty ingot]

Smh worm 😭

[lavish marsh]

Whaaat

I'm a dog caretaker not a relationship expert

[jaunty ingot]

Tbh that’s better anyway

Love a good hound

[jovial flare]

🥲

I’m just confused man 😭

[lavish marsh]

I only know how to get guys if you need help with that

[jaunty ingot]

Who ain’t

[jovial flare]

I-

[lavish marsh]

Women are confusing!!!

You can't deny

[jovial flare]

Dude I think I got it figured out and then I get a curveball

[lavish marsh]

My boss asked me today if I have tinder

😔

I said I refuse

[jovial flare]

Nothing wrong with it

[jaunty ingot]

😭😭😭 In what context

[jovial flare]

I was concerned about that

[lavish marsh]

Everyone was talking about their flings and whatever

[jaunty ingot]

Ohhhh I see

[jovial flare]

Oh ew

I want a gf to go on cute dates with and to treat like a princess not a bed buddy

[lavish marsh]

One keeps finding tattoo artists on tinder

[lavish marsh]

Yuhhh!!!

[jovial flare]

See you get it

[lavish marsh]

You won't see me downloading a dating app

[jovial flare]

Dude it’s a good way to get affordable tattoos

[jovial flare]

I don’t think there is anything inherently wrong with dating apps if you download them

[lavish marsh]

I think it feels forced

[jaunty ingot]

Mmmm tattoos

[lavish marsh]

Desperate

You do you

That's my opinion

[jaunty ingot]

Ill download a dating app at some point. It just seems like a easier way to connect with similar people

[jovial flare]

It’s forced if you make it but generally I just talk to girls on there if I match with them see how they are on text and then invite them out to get coffee and hangout if they want they can stay the night but I set a boundary of nothing nasty on the first date.

[lavish marsh]

Idk if it's different in different countries

Or for different people

[jovial flare]

Maybe idk this is just me

[lavish marsh]

But a coworker who uses it a lot says majority are not looking for serious relationships

[jaunty ingot]

Oh yeah that’s true

[jovial flare]

I can see it as desperate but people here don’t really talk to eachother and there’s a lot of introverts who struggle with going out of there way to talk to someone so it’s helpful

[jovial flare]

A lot aren’t I would say on tinder. Hinge or bumble are better for that.

[jaunty ingot]

Hinge I’ve heard is the serious one lol

[lavish marsh]

I'll have to wait either way

Not ready yet

[jovial flare]

It is I haven’t had anyone match with me on it man it’s a tough game there

[jaunty ingot]

Same

[lavish marsh]

We might all be sad and alone but at least I got an extra shift tomorrow

[jovial flare]

Tinder I’ve had a ton of people bumble I have 2 who I can’t see lmao but Id like to be loyal to the girl I like

[jovial flare]

Yayyyyy

I’m partially sad and alone okay

[jaunty ingot]

MONEY

[jovial flare]

I might try dating someone I just met who broke up with there bf not too long ago and see how that goes but I doubt they’ll see me as a romantic option because I have drama with there best friend

[lavish marsh]

850 sek extra!!!!!!!

[jovial flare]

Dang okay😭

A whole 90 buckaroons

[lavish marsh]

And a lil more

I get compensation for no holidays

[jovial flare]

Also on Tinder I will say I get annoyed if people are like OMG YOUR SO CUTE and then just never speak to me again like okay😭

[jovial flare]

Wormy you are working your ass off

[lavish marsh]

I work 15 hours a week

So no

[jovial flare]

Well

It’s still work😭