🦝︴off-topic

[manic inlet]

we went to the Denver Medical Examiner's Office specifically

saw their x-ray equipment, autopsy floor, and their lab

as well as the cooler and freezer

wat

[pseudo jungle]

yooo

my english guys

[obsidian bay]

oh you're alive

[pseudo jungle]

[pseudo jungle]

yea..

[obsidian bay]

where you been, nerd

[pseudo jungle]

I got a letter from the principal because of the fight.. I’m not allowed to go to the sports tournament in Frankfurt next year lol. My mom took my phone and almost hit me with a charger cable hahahaha

[solemn imp]

Hi

[mossy badge]

Dennis, im pretty sure its illegal to touch those

[knotty olive]

Idk but it’s a picture from the university of San Antonio

[obsidian bay]

hellerrrr

[obsidian bay]

DID HE BLOOD SQUIRT YOU

[obsidian bay]

I mean

[solemn imp]

Earl wasn’t drunk last night

[obsidian bay]

prolly deserved

[obsidian bay]

Sounds like a lie

[solemn imp]

I was drunk off my ass

[obsidian bay]

jeeze bruh 😂

why

[solemn imp]

Party

[knotty olive]

Not my pic

I just find my cute and suprised

[obsidian bay]

they are very cute

[astral eagle]

cinci beating iowa state has caught me off guard

[solemn imp]

Bc of party

[obsidian bay]

gotcha gotcha

[solemn imp]

Yeah

[manic inlet]

oh btw about the field trip to the medical examiner

i can no longer justify aged red meat

[obsidian bay]

No? 😂

[manic inlet]

because I am now aware that aged red meat smells like refrigerated human bodies courtesy of having been into the body cooler at said medical examiner's office

[obsidian bay]

wild comparison

but also like

yk, accounts say human tastes a bit like pork

so that makes sense

[manic inlet]

tru

[pseudo jungle]

im just a chilled guy ngl

[hazy drum]

I smell like doe and beef jerky. Man do I love hunting season : D

[knotty olive]

Clemsons winning

[knotty olive]

Next year?

[pseudo jungle]

oh next year im done with school

or?

no im not

[twilit forum]

It does. Once as a kid I ate pork tenderloin and remembered “this is what cannibals said is closest to human meat” and have never had a tenderloin or pork roast since.

The texture bro

The tenderloin LOOKS like an arm

[pseudo jungle]

like john pork?

[rare veldt]

Yo!!!

German!

How you?

[pseudo jungle]

jerry i hope you good a nice day

good and you? :)

in 8 days you are 18 :)

[knotty olive]

As a DayZ player I can confirm

Human flesh is tasty

[twilit forum]

Hey anyone know about plants

Wanna take a guess at ID-ing an in game one

[long ember]

Dayz is butt

[dense river]

@versed meteor

[dense river]

It says you were unadded but I know I wasn't blocked, discord just hates us 💔

[lavish marsh]

She's hereeee

[astral eagle]

vandy gonna whoop bama

[dense river]

@versed meteor add us again

[long ember]

Not trying to be mean but if your message isnt being sent and you're getting the little message that they dont share a server with you its likely they blocked you and cant see your pings

Ive had discord for 5 years almost and ive never once had an issue with it randomly unadding people not saying it couldn't happen but yk

[dense river]

Im 90% sure he didn't block us, this happened like a week ago and we both confirmed we didn't block each other

[long ember]

Weird then

Oh well

[knotty olive]

14 14 praying for a Vandy domination

Clemson ok again

South Carolina gonna slaughter LSU next weekend

[astral eagle]

Not going how I wanted it to

[long ember]

No youre mad im right

[long hare]

Diego pavia being outplayed by Nico I-am-gonna-leave-ya

[hard sentinel]

Way to go Discord
Also I hope I can post this @obsidian bay if not feel free to yeet, got stuff to do.

[knotty olive]

Screw Bama

[twilit forum]

Where did you see this?
Also that’s not even anything serious exposed lol

Just IP address, contact details, etc
I don’t see passwords or any encrypted info listed
You’re good. Lol

[manic inlet]

this right here

is honestly pretty common

and also why I only use my debit card on tap chip readers lol

[manic inlet]

last 4 digits of card is really the only serious thing; can be used with some e-payment kiosks to drain a debit card

which again is why i dont use my debit online

[twilit forum]

More people should really do this

[manic inlet]

only thing that can't be skimmed.....

yet

I havent had the time to get a credit card ordered via my bank

[twilit forum]

Oh no. They do around here lmao

Debit cards get skimmed and people lose their funds all the time

[manic inlet]

so when i buy smth online I tell my mom I'm using her credit card then she takes the money out of my account

[manic inlet]

yeah cause a lot of people use insert or the magnetic strip still

which can both be very easily taken

[twilit forum]

Yup. Lol

[manic inlet]

I only use it on a machine that has tap lmao

if it doesnt, cash time

or i just dont buy food

lol

[twilit forum]

Again more people neeeeed to do that 😩 I wish this was taught more lmao

Same with basic internet safety

[twilit forum]

Thissss. People keep saying I’m weird for carrying cash
“It’s a digital world now” well not my world lol

Imagine the banks go down again too. Lol

So many people wouldn’t have funds

[hard sentinel]

It's send to me by email, someone wanted to see a support ticket of mine I suppose

[twilit forum]

Yeah, maybe they’ll fix whatever the issue was for you lol

[hard sentinel]

God I hope so

[solemn imp]

Earl alive

[manic inlet]

if there's gonna be a bank failure im taking all but 50 of my dollars outta my account and stuffing that crap into a briefcase

[twilit forum]

Same lol that implies you know it before it happens though

All the last ones recently havent exactly had their schedule broadcasted beforehand sadly, though that would make it infinitely easier lol

[manic inlet]

lol true

[hard sentinel]

I love that Discord's system still has failed to remove my April Fools avatar decoration

It was supposed to be a 3 month limited thing

[obsidian bay]

Some people have received that email - others haven't. As long as it came directly from discord, not a spoofed email/link you're fine to post.

https://www.theverge.com/news/792032/discord-customer-service-data-breach-hack

here's more on it

[hard sentinel]

Good to know, thanks

Well, rest in peace to the agent I had contact with though.
Guy was genuinely helpful.

[hazy drum]

Sand hanirizer

[knotty olive]

Bros got basic plan soap

[long turret]

@twilit forum I have reached acquired a real spotlight

My setup just quickly turned into a real programming setup

Have a laptop off to the side for playing the music to the speaker

[knotty olive]

Dear friend

[long turret]

And I had to download a new setup

[knotty olive]

Why have you obtained that

[knotty olive]

Ok

That’s freaking awesome

[long turret]

I now no longer have to pretend to be a lighting programmer

I can do it for real now

Already am planning on buying 2 more

[knotty olive]

lol ik a lighting programmer

Dudes awsome

Sounds like a crazy fun hobby

[long turret]

It is very fun when the light cooperates

Sometimes it does it’s own thing for some reason

Also it feels a lot more official IRL

Because the light actually needs to be connected via cable for me to control it

[blazing stone]

evil lights no but looks good maybe could be a bro one day don't give up

[long ember]

My dog is in my bed

[blazing stone]

lol

[strong tree]

Is there a survey on what maps should be next?

[knotty olive]

No

[long ember]

Yay

[strong tree]

Ohh ok I saw a post on FB it must've been old.

Thank you!

[twilit forum]

Hell yeah! What program are you using?

[open halo]

I chugged a beer

Im tired tho

[vale thunder]

Dog that’s literally my Roblox avatar

[vale thunder]

Why stealing

[knotty olive]

American dream ot smt

[vale thunder]

Sounds about right , continue on

[long ember]

Oh yeah

[knotty olive]

I hate dog food

So many bad chemicals

All for our lil puppers

[vale thunder]

😐

[rare veldt]

When I was young I would eat that shii bro it was good

[long ember]

Weird

[long ember]

Theres a certain brand that uses chemicals made for euthanizing pets

Its caused dogs to die

Not to mention hartz makes food products for pets too

Their shampoo made for pets kills them

[rare veldt]

I’m literally a snapping turtle😐

[long ember]

Ur not

Even then snapping turtles shouldn't eat dog food

[rare veldt]

It’s not that hard to get them to eat things

They will literally bite anything

If it comes close enough

Besides it’s a joke

[long ember]

Shut up

[rare veldt]

I literally have no clue why I ate it👨‍🍳

[long ember]

Ur weird

[rare veldt]

I’ve been called a bloodthirsty subadult weird is an upgrade🤌🏼

[vale thunder]

Y’all are weird

[knotty olive]

👅🦶

The making me choose between my house or my labubus

[rare veldt]

😭🤣

[rare veldt]

Yes we are

[abstract viper]

Lead-208 has a prolate spheroid nucleus, i bet you were walking around thinking it was perfectly spherical like the other leads but no its a prolate spheroid.

[long turret]

Freestyler

[solemn imp]

Earl might be becoming a father

[loud panther]

Bad earl

[rare veldt]

Hmmmm

Good luck

[solemn imp]

Thanks

[rare veldt]

Np

[solemn imp]

I need it if the test comes back positive

Bc I am going to get Mercked

[rare veldt]

🥀💀

[dense cedar]

can someone give me link discord in ultimate hunting please

[mossy badge]

You are gonna get beat for sure

[pale shale]

you will never tire of the feeling when you find the perfect tone btw

i was messing about with my pedals today

the tone is perfect

wailing screams on bend notes

[lavish marsh]

The amp has so many fun settings

[pale shale]

does it have the laser effect

old katanas had them

[lavish marsh]

What dat mean

[solemn imp]

Yup

[pale shale]

katanas are amps

or do you mean the laser effect

its just a sound effect called lasers that makes it sound insane lol

im sure it was the old katanas in my high school that had the lazer effect

[rare veldt]

Nice!

Ruger 10-22?

[wise remnant]

Yep. Getting it sighted in for squirrel & rabbit season.

[rare veldt]

Sweet stuff

Looking forward to seeing some photos

How is it grouping?

[wise remnant]

Around a 1 inch grouping at 100 yards

[lavish marsh]

Idk but I can make it sound like an acoustic lmfao

[rare veldt]

That is so good

[pale shale]

i want that effect badly because i am missing 2 strings and 2 pegs from my acoustic lol

[small hatch]

Yoo

Jerry

Hai

[rare veldt]

None of the Rugers we have at the club will do that lol

[rare veldt]

Hi

[rare veldt]

🥀

Bro what?????

[small hatch]

Its me

I got a new haircut

[rare veldt]

Dang

No hair left

[small hatch]

Come on Its look good

[rare veldt]

Yea it is pretty good

[small hatch]

🙂

[lavish marsh]

Amp was worth all that money

[pale shale]

this be me playing and singin

[pale shale]

BOSS are great for everything

they make the most iconic overdrive

the DS-1

[lavish marsh]

You can play though compared to me

Rn I just play with noise

And am learning the tab for stairway to heaven for fun

[pale shale]

guitar centres worst nightmare come to life

[pale shale]

you'll probably end up surpassing me
if you stick to it, im just a hobby player

iv never played a full tablature along with the songs

[lavish marsh]

I hope so 😁

[hazy drum]

Yippee

[rare veldt]

This is genuinely one of the funniest cigarette jokes I’ve ever seen

[loud zealot]

yo

[rare veldt]

Yo

[abstract viper]

Made it myself after stealing the idea

Thanks

[rare veldt]

Very fire

[loud zealot]

yo

[rare veldt]

Lol

[loud zealot]

Lol

[long ember]

Oat meal

On apple crisp

(I like oat meal)

[rare veldt]

Why is bro copying me🤔🤔🤔🗿

[hazy drum]

lol

[hazy drum]

lol

[hazy drum]

Why is bro copying me 🥱

[rare veldt]

Ain’t no way bro himself with that💀🥀

[abstract viper]

Wanna know what i have to say about this?

[pseudo jungle]

i have plans..

[obsidian bay]

Hello Kitty keyring?

or

Ned Flanders keyring

[pseudo jungle]

100% hello kitty

i think im buying this but its look then a bit gay..

to be gay is not deep but im not gay xD

[sweet plume]

I got banned just little bit ago.

[obsidian bay]

banned form what 😭

[obsidian bay]

Or.. You just be baller and have a Hello Kitty Keyring

[pseudo jungle]

hell yea

im buying that frick

DAMM 12 EUROS???

[obsidian bay]

Welcome to Sanrio price tag

[twilit forum]

Don’t gotta be gay to rock the hello kitty lanyard

Own that ish broski

[long ember]

@obsidian bay

Tyk

I was checking on my apple crisp and I smelt burning so obviously I ran into the kitchen and oh my god.

Plume of smoke comes out of the stove

[long ember]

My apple crisp is fine

It didnt like boil over

Or wtv

But like idk wtf was on the bottom of the stove

It was like resident evil

Black bubbling goo

[long ember]

Hi dennie

[obsidian bay]

this is good, I am glad it was safe*

[long ember]

Thanks

[long ember]

It tastes amazing

[obsidian bay]

I'm so jealous.

Do you just let the butter melt to the oats

or do you hand smush the butter to the oats with cinnamon and brown sugar?

-# this is what my mom does, its AMAZING

[long ember]

Ooo ill try that next time

I just topped it with brown sugar oats and butter tbh

I didnt mix it

[long ember]

And cinnamon ofc

[obsidian bay]

Oh man. Rubber cooking gloves, hands in bowl, mash it all up

[stray hound]

not sure if i’m allowed to put this here. i would put it in the IRL hunting channel but not old enough. so, there were 7 doe in the back so i asked my dad if i could go out. he said sure. after i “set” up, this is a video i took.

[obsidian bay]

the only things that NEED to be in the irl hunting are actual slain/harvested animals.

Blame discord 😭

[gilded prawn]

Kinda of a controversial opinion I’m about to say, but war’s or conflicts shouldn’t effect a map on a hunting game.

I mean sure, hunting games have to be realistic. but a hunting game isn’t real life, it’s just a game, in my opinion I would love to see a Pakistan hunting reserve.

[gilded prawn]

In a short term, wars or conflicts shouldn’t effect a map, except Iran or Afghanistan

[knotty olive]

What are you yapping about

[gilded prawn]

Idk twin💔

[twilit forum]

It is quite clear lmao

[gilded prawn]

True

[loud panther]

Why

[knotty olive]

I mean unprompted he’s just like “oh don’t let wars effect maps”

like we aren’t what are you yapping for

[twilit forum]

You could argue that for anything someone sends in here lol

Dude just shared an opinion

[knotty olive]

Even if we did have a map in say Pakistan…..we ain’t gonna be shooting animals out of burnt buildings and fox holes

[twilit forum]

Why not

[loud panther]

Like the object recognition pliers

[knotty olive]

Because there’s no maps like that lol

[twilit forum]

Who said we would?? 😭that’s not all there is lol

[knotty olive]

It’s almost like

Here me out

Yall were talking about that

[knotty olive]

Huh?

[twilit forum]

I think the point the dude was making is those maps should exist, regardless of war or conflict going on in the world lmao

[knotty olive]

Then your just revisiting the same conversation for no reason

[knotty olive]

Wellllllllllll it’s not like anyone said that’s a reason they don’t

So he’s yapping about nothing

[pale shale]

you're yapping about nothing

[gilded prawn]

Sigh…

[pale shale]

throwing the toys out the pram now

[twilit forum]

You are going round in circles for no reason lol if you didn’t understand the convo you didn’t have to say something lol

[knotty olive]

didn’t understand it?

[knotty olive]

Real

[loud panther]

Secret tunnel!!!!

[manic inlet]

so you're a mole?

[knotty olive]

The tunnels

[twilit forum]

You’re not understanding what I’m saying in response to your comments despite them being very clear, then you’re saying something else when you reply
So yeah. I don’t understand what you are on about man lol

[knotty olive]

Ja much mole

[knotty olive]

hmm

[gilded prawn]

The tunnels

[knotty olive]

Skill issue

[knotty olive]

We crave the tunnels

[gilded prawn]

We make the tunnels

[knotty olive]

The worms come

[gilded prawn]

It’s funny how it went from me yapping to sending random images

[loud panther]

I want that band

[knotty olive]

Vehicular manslaughter him

[loud panther]

Yall think grabbing a goose from a public park for the band is legal?

[knotty olive]

Yes it is actually

It could be considered a stray or feral

Just scoop bro up

[loud panther]

I dont think Canada geese count as feral

[knotty olive]

If they’re fed by humans I think they do

Escaped domesticated geese would be the term

Idk who the hells gonna convince a jury that plucking a goose from a pond is a crime

[serene radish]

If they are in a private property they are likely considered property or protected

[knotty olive]

So only steal from city parks

[gilded prawn]

I’m trying to find something funny but it’s just horrible horrendous terrible horrid not funny memes

[serene radish]

They are dirty

[serene radish]

Nasty and diseased

[knotty olive]

Bathe them

Also hey Billy

Rebecca flys out tommorow be prepared

[gilded prawn]

Btw yes I’m aware I’m always in incognito but I can’t search bad stuff cuz of content & privacy restrictions

[knotty olive]

Bros protected

Fortified

+2% defense

[long ember]

No

[gilded prawn]

But in all seriousness Pakistan has some cool animals

(Animals in the picture includes huntable and non huntable, like the dolphin)

[abstract viper]

Lead-208 has a prolate spheroid nucleus, i bet you were walking around thinking it was perfectly spherical like the other leads but no its a prolate spheroid.

[knotty olive]

Yes I’m aware

War is not the reason we don’t have a Pakistan map I promise

[gilded prawn]

I know, don’t worry twin.

(Idk why I call everyone I meet “twin”. It’s Just kinda like my own tradition I guess?)

[knotty olive]

What I’m about to post has been approved by a COTW moderator

[open halo]

My instagram reels is no longer thirst traps and racism it’s now a lil racist and cars and trains

[long ember]

Mines animals

[open halo]

I got Lockheed Martin and random classic car sellers

[gilded prawn]

The sequel we
(not we) all been waiting for

[gilded prawn]

The 2nd sequel we
(Not we again) been waiting 2 minutes for I think

[hazy drum]

I mean… I won’t judge… people have their preferences

[knotty olive]

😭🙏

[hazy drum]

This is so awesome sauce

[knotty olive]

I rly need an alt

@limber coral can I have ur log in information?

[limber coral]

no

[knotty olive]

If not that’s ok I only identity theft with consent

[knotty olive]

Ok😊

[limber coral]

why

[hazy drum]

So he can stalk me

[limber coral]

[scarlet wharf]

kwaks i have a question 🥹

[limber coral]

yess?

[scarlet wharf]

can u remove all the clutter in this forum pls i want it to be clean again https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1377893794757738497

i’ll give u a diamond in return

[limber coral]

like all that peoples talked in it?

[scarlet wharf]

yeah

[limber coral]

are you even on pc?

[scarlet wharf]

yes lol

i use steam

[gilded prawn]

I’m going to legally take everyone on the discord on my fleet farm and Cabela’s shopping trip on my birthday

[twilit forum]

I second this message

And I hate vurhonga

[long ember]

Its not bad animal wise imo I just hate how its laid out

[honest tree]

can somone give me outpost

[jovial flare]

It goes terribly

[astral eagle]

every druggie in wv

[knotty olive]

The business down the street from us got completely stripped of all its wire

Tough stuff

[astral eagle]

In reality the only thing the druggies here do is ask for money or where somthin is lmao

Good folks

they did just do a 50 pound fent raid down in mercer county though "enough to kill 2million people btw"

[manic inlet]

oh dear

[knotty olive]

Hobos are some of the nicest kindest people you’ll ever meet, then some folks who ain’t even that bad on their luck sit on the street corner. True story a guy round here got busted making a hundred bucks a day begging when he owns a company and lives in a straight up mansion. Folks will do anything for some change.

[astral eagle]

couple hundred a day is alot of truck parts

hmm

[jovial flare]

I just had the worst date of my life

So that’s how it goes

And it was my fault

[astral eagle]

go to vegas

marry a hooker for a week

youll be alright

[manic inlet]

damn man

[jovial flare]

For a week is wild😭

[astral eagle]

listen everyone has to have a home for a little while

hell a week for them is like 5 years to us

im sorry i will quit now💀

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[rare veldt]

Bro your wild🤣

[manic inlet]

BRO WHAT

THEY DONT AGE IN DOG YEARS THEYRE STILL PEOPLE 😭

[astral eagle]

lmfao

well

to most of em a week is a new record

im just sayin

i shouldnt be aloud to think and type

[jovial flare]

Seem to know a lot about Vegas

[astral eagle]

i really dont

[jovial flare]

Dude that was me Friday

My brain got turned off

And I talked from my ass for how nervous I was

[astral eagle]

lmao

[jovial flare]

Also

EVERYONE THINKS IM THE G WORD

and it gets SO annoying

[astral eagle]

welllllllllll

[jovial flare]

🥲

[astral eagle]

im sorry

you come off as it as first im just sayin😭

once you actually talk to you though you realize you aint

[knotty olive]

Well

What happened man

[jovial flare]

Uhhh

Not good

She is adamant that I like men 😭

[astral eagle]

That's actually wild

[jovial flare]

She also wasn’t used to dating men of my stature

Which is skinny but muscular

Because the minute she realized I could pick her up she was like “oh wow he is strong”

[knotty olive]

Why are we picking women up lol

[knotty olive]

That’s like, they most common type out there

[rare veldt]

Dominance

[knotty olive]

Your feral self has no word in this😭

Jk lol

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣

[knotty olive]

I had to cancel a date too

[rare veldt]

Dang

[knotty olive]

Was gonna take my gf to a rly nice place but she dosent eat a single thing on the menu

[rare veldt]

I’m too single to have to cancel anything😜

[knotty olive]

So I’m taking my mom insted, me and my gf going to chick-fil-a

[rare veldt]

Oh shii

That’s tough bro

[knotty olive]

Josh said go to Vegas

[rare veldt]

🤣

Actually valid though

[knotty olive]

I’m getting swordfish one way or another

[rare veldt]

Hell no bro I want to hunt deer not strippers

[jovial flare]

Yeah but I’m feminine and dress like a boy kisser so to her it’s like oh he’s different but are you sure you like women? Like😭

[rare veldt]

Good stuff

[astral eagle]

Lmao

[knotty olive]

Romance with a deer is valid

[knotty olive]

😭

[astral eagle]

Why not both

[knotty olive]

do u wear thigh highs

With stripes

[jovial flare]

No I wear a unisex cologne, vintage Levi’s, green tank top and a green striped pearl snap button up

[rare veldt]

Bro that’s just how you be don’t change most young women are not worth it

[rare veldt]

Because I’m in the UK💀

[jovial flare]

This I already know lmao

[astral eagle]

Skill issue

[rare veldt]

Good lol

[knotty olive]

Dang i want someone to teach Rebecca to wear thigh highs

She won’t do it

[rare veldt]

Bro… imagine having to buy tags to hunt

[knotty olive]

How’s that femine if u don’t mind me asking?

[astral eagle]

Atleast my deer are over 50 pounds 😭

[rare veldt]

Just tell her that it would make her snapping turtle proof 🤌🏼

[knotty olive]

Snapping turtles scare nobody

They are to easy to immobilize

[astral eagle]

Snappers taste good

[rare veldt]

We have 3 species of deer that are bigger than that

[rare veldt]

I really want to eat one but they don’t live in the UK 😐

[jovial flare]

Because I go to a college in arkansas where if they see a man who looks a little fruity they assume.

[astral eagle]

Just move to the US

[rare veldt]

In fact Red deer can make it to 250 kg when they really try

[rare veldt]

I’m trying bro give me a minute😭

[astral eagle]

Idk what that is in pounds

[knotty olive]

Don’t even know how that’s fruity lol

[knotty olive]

Like x>4lbs

[rare veldt]

Roughly 551 pounds

[jovial flare]

Because I have a sense of fashion and have every other feature man idk

[knotty olive]

😭

[astral eagle]

Oh so a cow elk lol

[jovial flare]

I already complained to Tyk

Because she thought I died

[knotty olive]

I’d say my most recent outfit was worse than urs

[rare veldt]

Yes except we can shoot more than one a year

[jovial flare]

Oh my outfits are beautiful I’ll never change them it’s just the fact that because I wear them people assume lmao

[rare veldt]

But I would definitely love to shoot an elk

[jovial flare]

It’s copy and paste here

[astral eagle]

Unless there over populated that's just poor management lol

[rare veldt]

Dream hunt honestly

[knotty olive]

I wore a purple Calvin Klein, a blue sport coat, blue slacks, and burnt Codak shoes

[rare veldt]

That’s why we kill so many

[jovial flare]

Every guy wears shorts and a t-shirt with sandals or tennis shoes. If you walked around campus you could spot me 3 miles away.

[astral eagle]

Exactly are deer species have limits cuz there actually managed

[rare veldt]

Because some idiot let them breed and now we have all time high deer population

[jovial flare]

I will say I miss her apartment lmao dorms suck

[knotty olive]

I can’t stand wearing anything without a collar unless I’m like with family or somewhere super super casual like play practice

[rare veldt]

Also you have a lot more people who hunt and do you have a much larger country

[astral eagle]

Exactly

[rare veldt]

The UK is tiny there are too many deer are not enough hunters

But for those who wish to hunt it’s actually quite good because it means you can really manage population how you want unless the landowner tells you to kill everything

[knotty olive]

Hawiian dress shirts 4 life

[astral eagle]

I can't wait to own a piece of property of my own honestly wildlife management is probably one of my favorite things to do

[knotty olive]

Actually I don’t wear anything formal to school because you are weird if you do

So I just wear a casual button up and cargo shorts

[rare veldt]

Same

[astral eagle]

Since being in the woods since I was in a car seat I could make such a killer property for deer and turkey

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[jovial flare]

Love it

[knotty olive]

Corn plots!

[jovial flare]

But don’t wear the cringy Hawaiian shirts please

[astral eagle]

🤣

[jovial flare]

There’s a time and a place

[rare veldt]

I hope you’re able to get a nice big property with a good number deer on it and can manage them to your hearts content

[knotty olive]

The time and the place is the fancy costal restaurants

And at school

I only wear Hawiian lol, terrible ik but it’s me

Lemme find a pic of what I usually wear one sec

[astral eagle]

Would be sick to take wildlife management as a job but I don't have the urge to take the college classes lol

[knotty olive]

My usual outfit

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[knotty olive]

Id love a high fence ranch, not to hunt just to look at all the deer lol

[astral eagle]

Diesel mechanics here I come

[rare veldt]

I’m currently doing my DSC1

Deerstalking course

[knotty olive]

I’m taking college English, math, history, and starting a criminal justice degree

[knotty olive]

Rly?

[rare veldt]

Which will let me manage properties if I had my own rifle

[knotty olive]

So interesting

[rare veldt]

But I’m hoping to use it in a way that will let me get access to properties to manage small games such as squirrels, rabbit, and rats

[astral eagle]

Idek if imma be able to do diesel mechanics cuz it's mostly computers anymore

If it was older trucks I'd be in my element

[knotty olive]

Oooh ooh do what I did for a time

Carbs are a amazing field

[astral eagle]

God if I could open a shop and just work on 80s and older vehicles

I would be in my own little world lmao

[knotty olive]

I mean

Not that hard

There a a big market for it where you live?

[astral eagle]

Not really everyone works on there own things here

[rare veldt]

Lol

[astral eagle]

I mean I could buy fix sell repeat

[knotty olive]

Ah gotta open it in a place where rich folk buy nice cars and don’t know crap about em

[knotty olive]

That’s so hard nowadays because of how much people want for shitboxes

[astral eagle]

Pretty cheap here compared to other states

[knotty olive]

18k for a shitbox on wheels

[knotty olive]

Everything’s cheap in WV

Got the cheapest houses and lowest senate spending

[astral eagle]

Your Version of shithox and my version are probably completely different 🤣

[knotty olive]

Lemme go look on fb rq

Nvm to Craigslist

[astral eagle]

Decent old truck

[knotty olive]

Ok I found a 1987 Chevy 1500, 347k miles, does not run, transmission dosent have a reverse gear, 12k

[jovial flare]

You’ve shown I think

All of those excluding a couple

[astral eagle]

I need a pic

Should I feel out of place y'all dress to dam nice 😭

[abstract viper]

I wore shoes yesterday

[astral eagle]

Would do almost anything for a late 70s ford

[knotty olive]

Oh god lemme dig it up again

[jovial flare]

Good job

[jovial flare]

No not at all I just like fashion

[knotty olive]

Ok lol honestly nevermind to what I said anyways my Craigslist is set to Toronto Canada

[knotty olive]

I wear a lot of suits

Don’t mind my dads big ahh jacket

[rare veldt]

Little bro is so pissed

[astral eagle]

Who even uses craigslist anymore

[jovial flare]

Also question if someone asks you for something do you typically ever make them ask you for said item, food, thing whatever it is again?

[knotty olive]

Me because can’t acess FB without a account anymore

[knotty olive]

Can I have credit card details?

[astral eagle]

Now this things badass

[knotty olive]

I want it

Is that bastard road legal?

[astral eagle]

Here probably

Other places

Probably not lmao

But tbh the whole state is a 4x4 park pretty much

[cyan crescent]

bro what are those tyres lmao

[astral eagle]

Iroks?

There more trail friendly tsl swamper

[cyan crescent]

i just meant that they're massive lol

but the longer I look at them the more normal they seem

[astral eagle]

Well yea it's a mud rig lol

There only like 39.5 or 42s

[cyan crescent]

fair

[astral eagle]

Nvm 49.5s

Took me a min to find it again

That poor 350 💀😭

[obsidian bay]

-# murderers

[astral eagle]

Lmao correct

[knotty olive]

Let’s see how much copper wire I can buy off Craigslist

[river thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hy-hey-gif-8520159980767013609

[long ember]

Are you serious rn. My first time playing and I'd like to believe i did a good job on this and theyre not exploring at all

[prisma mountain]

Well... Then a step mom genre...

[astral eagle]

Older women are beautiful lovers

[prisma mountain]

You definitely know what you talking about so i will trust you

[astral eagle]

Correct

[rare veldt]

True

They good kisses too

[prisma mountain]

Chat full of older women lovers💀

Wth

[astral eagle]

Are we not aloud to have preference 😂

[rare veldt]

Yea fr

Besides it’s not my fault that they are the only mentally stable ones that I can find

[astral eagle]

💀that's all you brother

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-cat-lol-gif-4949175452921770639

[rare veldt]

🔥👨‍🍳

[rare veldt]

Sorry 😅

[astral eagle]

I got a limit though no more then 10 years older

It just gets weird then😭

[prisma mountain]

What about grandmas💀

[rare veldt]

Yeah that’s fair enough

I will only date up about five years

More than that and someone could be 27💀

Half dead at that

Point

[midnight vine]

Don't ask me who took this photo (not me)

Big male KZT_083

[rare veldt]

I’ll make sure her garden don’t grow too much and I’ll make sure that the rabbits don’t eat everything in that the squirrels leave the dog alone but I am not going to be her boyfriend💀

[midnight vine]

Can I be

[rare veldt]

Yes but that’s you bro

[prisma mountain]

If you have a Porsche 911 then sure

[midnight vine]

Huuh

[midnight vine]

Porsche call 911

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣

👀

[prisma mountain]

Bro...

[obsidian bay]

Bruh.

[rare veldt]

I have clip that that is now a meme

[midnight vine]

Must've been the wind

[obsidian bay]

Half dead before 30 tf

[midnight vine]

My eyes may be betraying me but isn't that an eagle

[rare veldt]

She is not going to have the energy to run with me bro

[midnight vine]

I will

[midnight vine]

He's my neighbour's dog he don't bite

[prisma mountain]

That's an eagle

[rare veldt]

😂

[obsidian bay]

Grounded.
We dont die once we hit 30, rude ahh.

[midnight vine]

I run with you

[midnight vine]

America ahh

[prisma mountain]

Ukraine

My photo btw

[midnight vine]

Mrica

[midnight vine]

Noice

[prisma mountain]

Thanks

[rare veldt]

You’re not dead but you’re still 12 years older than me I will end up burying her and then be sad for another bit and then die myself

[midnight vine]

Mahaman my beloved

[prisma mountain]

'merica

[midnight vine]

Vltur

[rare veldt]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[midnight vine]

White finger

[rare veldt]

Is that a slur??

did I just learned something??

[astral eagle]

Brother everyone could die every second of the day 💀

[rare veldt]

Yes but if you’re 12 years older than me it’s more likely

It’s also easier to injure yourself

[midnight vine]

Nou

[midnight vine]

Conjuring

Injuring

[rare veldt]

I am a slur??

[midnight vine]

No

Billi male

Lomri chehra female

Mating pair prob

[rare veldt]

And besides at any rate she’s going to get called a Pido (probably) because of the age gap but I would put all of this aside if I will and truly loved her🤷🏻

[obsidian bay]

My brother in crisis i am older than 30.
Im a Lich Queen by your standards

[astral eagle]

💀😭

[rare veldt]

Nah because I don’t want a date you

Only applies to those who I want to date

Everyone else is an amazing strong independent lady in their 30s in fact in quite good health and looks after themselves well

[obsidian bay]

One of my gauges has fallen out and is lost in my bed. 😭

[rare veldt]

Oof

[obsidian bay]

"Looks after themself"
"Can't keep track of gauge"

[rare veldt]

Don’t worry you’ll be fine

[obsidian bay]

The mate to this one

SURE YEAH BUT ITS 30 BUCKS FOR THE PAIR

[rare veldt]

You better find it. It looks lonely

[obsidian bay]

Cba.

Its in there somewhere ill look when I go to bed

I put in my opalite ones

[rare veldt]

Kk good luck

[midnight vine]

Check dms

[midnight vine]

Unpopular opinion: Tyk is a good frend

[rare veldt]

I did and I’m scared

[rare veldt]

That’s not an unpopular opinion basically everyone likes them

[obsidian bay]

Its a terrible opinion

[midnight vine]

"Them"

[midnight vine]

Bro got scared

[midnight vine]

Nahh

[rare veldt]

My hamster in his old age observing the trophies

[midnight vine]

Muntjac

[rare veldt]

Yes

[midnight vine]

We have in india

[midnight vine]

Cutie hamster

[rare veldt]

Ik can you send me some??

But only males

You’re not legally allowed to let them breed in captivity in the UK

[obsidian bay]

I love him

[rare veldt]

I do to

He has ordered another great hunt

Of the muntjac

He wants a skull mount

[obsidian bay]

Bless
Tell him I hope he gets one

[prisma mountain]

Walking skeleton?

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-who-me-im-fine-walking-skeleton-gif-16393309

[rare veldt]

I will! 👍🏼

[pseudo jungle]

JERRY

WHAT THE FRICK

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

IS HE OKAY?????

😭

[rare veldt]

Huh?

What do you mean

[pseudo jungle]

is the deer okay?

😭

the head

[rare veldt]

I ate him most of a year ago

[pseudo jungle]

QHHAHQHQAH

nah man im too german for that

[rare veldt]

Tasted very good in stew and the ribs were very nice to

[pseudo jungle]

fr ?

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[pseudo jungle]

i never tried that

[rare veldt]

Tasted like very lean steak but with a ton of flavour

[pseudo jungle]

oh okay okay sounds nice

[rare veldt]

I mean you are a German I can’t blame you bro

[rare veldt]

It’s so good if you get a chance I recommend it

[pseudo jungle]

[pseudo jungle]

okay okay i will try it the next week ngl.. :)

thank you

[rare veldt]

No problem bro

[obsidian bay]

Yes ofc.

https://tenor.com/view/muerto-gif-16250174877271582365

This was actually a recording of me in my younger years

[long ember]

One of my dinosaurs has been dying for like 30 minutes and none of my MVU units are helping it

🙁

[obsidian bay]

Oh no :C

[prisma mountain]

Have you even seen dinosaurs, ma'am?

Or the meteorite that killed em

[obsidian bay]

I survived the meteorite

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣🤣

[rare veldt]

That explains a lot (the Powers)

[long ember]

They go over to heal him when his health gets low but wont treat his ailment 😭

[obsidian bay]

💀

[long ember]

Ive tried and I dont even seen a research thing for his ailment

[obsidian bay]

have you considered searching reddit?

[long ember]

"My dinosaur is sick what do I do!?"

[obsidian bay]

no lmao does it say what his issue is

[long ember]

Hypothermia..

[obsidian bay]

💀

[long ember]

I know 😭

[midnight vine]

Illegal

[rare veldt]

Oof

Muntjac are one of my favourite deer species I’m very unhappy that I can’t have a pet one

[midnight vine]

We have some in our property

Wild

Ones

[rare veldt]

Pls send a Photos! 🙏

@midnight vine

[midnight vine]

Quite common

Circuit uses this same path

So does Tara

[rare veldt]

Very cute

Thanks bro

[small hatch]

Normal day in Germany

[long ember]

Guys stop fighting!!

[open halo]

I need to redownload jurrasic world evolution 2

I need my free range Dino park

[midnight vine]

Whai

[open halo]

Dinosaur time

[silent harbor]

gm

[stuck tinsel]

Niekto cz/sk?

[tough turret]

I just confessed to the girl I like

She said no but I feel like a burden has been lifted off of me

And at least I know the answer that I have been pondering about

[scarlet wharf]

damn😭 sorry to hear that

[pseudo jungle]

shat

[rare veldt]

Bro I want to lol but I feel like that would be inappropriate

[rare veldt]

True

[rare veldt]

Yooo hru

[pseudo jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

Good bro and you?

[silent harbor]

[steady grove]

New species of lion.

[scarlet wharf]

new lion mane variants

[rare veldt]

I’m good shopping at the moment though low-key my hand hurts

What the hell is this thing is so heavy

[rare veldt]

Is that a face reveal bro????

[steady grove]

Yeah

[rare veldt]

Fire

[steady grove]

Mango

[rare veldt]

🥭

[steady grove]

What kinda animal is this?

He was on the side of the road and looked hurt.

[scarlet wharf]

horse

he just hungry

[silent harbor]

i finished mowing

[deep monolith]

Full grown garloid!

[pseudo jungle]

she just bark for me.. im scared of woman what should i do 🤧

... @rare veldt HELP

[obsidian bay]

BRUH.

[pseudo jungle]

DONT SAY THAT TO ME

idk what i should do

i just laugh

[manic inlet]

w-

WHAT

WHAT

[pseudo jungle]

DONT ASK QUESTION

[manic inlet]

TYK HELPMEIMCONFUSED

[pseudo jungle]

👨‍🎨

HAHAHQHAHHAQA

[obsidian bay]

-# ||she barked (wuff) and then got on her knees||

[pseudo jungle]

🤧

idk im making me some food

that was crazy

[manic inlet]

$IULKVkbkuwbwiulk

WHAT

IJUSTOPENEDTHESPOILERWTF

WHATS UP WITH THE LAST 5 WORDS

[loud panther]

I dont know why I suddenly remembered this, but last night when I couldn't sleep I saw a YouTube short on the most high energy dog cross

[manic inlet]

I DONT LIKE THAT

[pseudo jungle]

HAHQAHQHAQAHAHAHQH

[loud panther]

||malinois and whippet||

[manic inlet]

the whippinois

malipet?

[loud panther]

Idk but that thing won't stop

[obsidian bay]

✨ a b o m i n a t i o n ✨

[obsidian bay]

I translated what she said

[manic inlet]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[loud panther]

I wonder if a greyhound and malinois would get the greyhounds energy or a malinois energy

[manic inlet]

NO

[pseudo jungle]

woman are weird

some woman

im scared

[manic inlet]

YOUSHOULDBE

[pseudo jungle]

🥸

[manic inlet]

FLEE

RUN MF

[pseudo jungle]

I AM

WHAT AHAHQAHQH

[manic inlet]

ESCAPE

EXTRACT

EXTRICATE

ANY SYNONYM FOR GET TF OUT NOW

[pseudo jungle]

its to late man...

im sorry

;(

[manic inlet]

😔

RIP to da boi

ill tell interpol

[pseudo jungle]

😪

NO

NO

NOT AGAIN

[manic inlet]

aw hell

[pseudo jungle]

on god she send me a freaky picture omg what the frick

nah man

im out

im playing minecraft

[rare veldt]

You’re cooked

[knotty olive]

Bark back like a good boy

[pseudo jungle]

hahahahah

tf man nah

[vital heath]

Making an alien horse

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Throw something at her and see what she does

[rare veldt]

That’s wild bro

[pseudo jungle]

in 2 days it's my birthday :=)

[rare veldt]

Yoooo nice

[pseudo jungle]

WAS

crazy

[lavish marsh]

Imagine

[pseudo jungle]

I hope your family has a nice day

:)

sleep well

[lavish marsh]

October 7th is the better birthday

[pseudo jungle]

Well man

Now

NOW

bro

nah

[lavish marsh]

Wym now

[pseudo jungle]

i mean nah

[pseudo jungle]

i hate english

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337295038018748496/1356807515240923206/ezgif-6-c27d53c407.gif

damm

[lavish marsh]

October 7th solos every other birthday

[pseudo jungle]

I'm so tired omg

[lavish marsh]

Real

[pseudo jungle]

sleep well until tomorrow

[lavish marsh]

I've been up since

5

Am

[pseudo jungle]

I am

damm

thats crazy

[lavish marsh]

And I had work

[pseudo jungle]

loser

:)

[lavish marsh]

Stop