🦝︴off-topic

[long ember]

Like my brother being bald at 30

[pseudo jungle]

Lucky…

[long ember]

What even is that

[pseudo jungle]

It’s an app that show you how long do you live

[long ember]

Ohhh

Thats cool

[pseudo jungle]

It’s called countdown

[long ember]

I think

[pseudo jungle]

You can try it

But the app is crazy

[long ember]

No thank you ill stick to my bird apps

And clash of clans

[pseudo jungle]

You flashlight is start doing crazy stuff and so

[pseudo jungle]

😭

[long ember]

Merlin

Its a good app

[pseudo jungle]

What the all about ?

[long ember]

Shows birds in your area and the seasons theyre there for

If they're rare or not

[pseudo jungle]

Nah im Yoo European for that

[long ember]

You can even mark down what species you've seen and where you saw them

[pseudo jungle]

But sounds interesting

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

[long ember]

Its for European ppl too

[pseudo jungle]

Oh

😭

[long ember]

Doof

But yess its a good app

[obsidian bay]

I literally use the same app to ID birds all the time

and I am in Europe.

🙄 😂

I like the photo and audio ID

[pseudo jungle]

😂😅

[pale shale]

i use it too lol

i thought this was a cotw video because of this preview

[sick briar]

I'm so drippy 🙏

also here's a closer up of the artwork for the board since it's a real design

[hazy drum]

Steelers defense mannnnnn. I’m not even a Vikings fan but I want them to win so bad but now idk if it’s possible

[open halo]

I am now downloading skate

[hazy drum]

It is sooooo fun

[open halo]

I had to explain what it is to my dad and got yelled at

[hazy drum]

Trust me

lol

[open halo]

He asked me what it was called and I told him twice

[sick briar]

I can't say I agree on everything the game does right now but man I still love the skate series mechanics

[sick briar]

I hope it gets better though

I want a good skate reboot 🙏

I do wish it was just a paid game with 100% free cosmetics rather then being a live service limited time shop paid cosmetic slop game

[loud panther]

Morning people

Got a 100% tyranitar, the army grows

[open halo]

Damn

The only one I think I have multiple hundos of lopunny

[torpid flower]

Yall like the breakfast I cooked, I think I’m getting better

[obsidian bay]

nice lookin half omelette!

[open halo]

I am now playing skate and oh my god I hate the other players who build while I try to steezus

[long turret]

Building a festival stage that is based off a regal theater

[buoyant chasm]

someone to play ?

[wise bridge]

#🦌︴find-a-game

[rare veldt]

179 with 9 X

My result of gallery competition today

[rare veldt]

I lost by 30 miles but it was fun and I shot pretty well

[open halo]

I am not photographing my targets from junior rifle

They are horrid

[long turret]

This thing is absolutely gorgeous

[buoyant chasm]

don't have acces

[mossy badge]

#1347185030069223494

[rare veldt]

Lmao

I believe in you one day you will be able to post them here without feeling judged

[pseudo jungle]

I just found picture with me and my mother 5 years ago 🥹

[twilit forum]

Are omelettes round to you?
We have always had “folded” omelettes around here

[long turret]

This is my new favorite stage

it looks so good

[obsidian bay]

Thats a half fold, fold'em in thirds

like little burritos made of eggs

[twilit forum]

Oh! Okay no that is also fairly normal here

I was over here thinking y’all had big brain omelettes the size of the plate

[obsidian bay]

no, I could only wish

[pale shale]

use enough eggs and a big enough pan and that wish will become reality

im not an omelette muncher myself

is it fair to say that an omelette tastes metallic

its why i dont like them

they taste metallicy

same reason i dont like scramble

[obsidian bay]

that..

that's not normal.

[twilit forum]

Mr riddler, methinks you should retry omelettes in a different pan

Eggies should not taste like metal

Eggies should taste like eggies

[pseudo jungle]

Good night

[pale shale]

has to be my tastebuds because its any egg cooked in a way like omelettes or scramble even if i make it orxsomeone else does, there must be something in there i can taste that people with tongues not wired incorrectly cant

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-huh-gif-5026055331259108593

[pale shale]

i promise you

doesnt matter where its made or who makes it

i can taste a metally taste in eggs cooked like that

[hazy drum]

Metallic eggs are my favorite

[winged kernel]

does anyoen play lotr online edition by chance?

[twilit forum]

Oooh man I haven’t heard anyone bring that up in a while. Or DDO. Good games
I don’t play anymore but hopefully someone does lol

Do they have servers for that kinda thing? The communities were thriving way back when
Maybe there’s some groups out there for it

[mossy badge]

I wish. I need a pc so I can play ot

[sick briar]

my 8 dollar iems are calling my name

they're like 2 days away

aparently I got them for super cheap since they're normally like 20-40aud too

[knotty olive]

Making out with someone in an elevator may be seen as a breach of elevator etiquette by other people in the elevator, as it can make them feel uncomfortable and invade their personal space. Instead of engaging in potentially awkward public displays of affection, it is best to respect others' privacy and comfort by not making out with your friend in the elevator

@rapid inlet

[rapid inlet]

whats up

[knotty olive]

How have u been

[rapid inlet]

Purty good

hbu

[long ember]

What

[long ember]

Hi my little botchiepoo

[rapid inlet]

idk i think he's lost it

[rapid inlet]

[long ember]

He always has

[pseudo jungle]

Good morning

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man what is wrong with my sister

[rare veldt]

Broooooooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[manic inlet]

buy some sage and find an exorcist what in the goddamn

[pseudo jungle]

Should I run away?

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man that’s not my problem 😭 I’m going away

[rare veldt]

Nah do you want the horse said

[pseudo jungle]

Im coming to your house

My chef is too late this dog..

[rare veldt]

Kk

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

What do you mean chef why are you in a garage asking for chef????

And why are they being called a dog?

[pseudo jungle]

NAH THATS NOT THE GARAGE

😳

My chef smells like a dog

That is really disgusting

💀

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Germany is cooked

[pseudo jungle]

😂

Many yea

Maybe*

[rare veldt]

Lol

Why does the chef smell like dog??

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/babadook-cant-get-rid-gif-7306517

[rare veldt]

Genuinely don’t know why this scared me

Help

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/babadook-gif-18842948

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-deny-the-stronger-i-get-the-babadook-gif-15465617

[pseudo jungle]

WHAT

[pseudo jungle]

Nah dude im scared

🗣️

[obsidian bay]

Yall haven't even seen the movie yet 😭

The Babadook

Go on, scar yourselves

[obsidian bay]

-# (Chef means boss)

[rare veldt]

Europeans are weird

A chef is someone who cooks food

Someone’s boss is called their boss

[pseudo jungle]

WHAT

[pseudo jungle]

Nah bro

[obsidian bay]

Brother it's the word in German

[rare veldt]

😭

[pseudo jungle]

A Chef is a chef

😭

[obsidian bay]

Don't blame Europeans as a whole for German

[rare veldt]

Okay then the rest of Europe is exempt from the blame Germany stop being weird

[rare veldt]

Then why are you in a garage/workshop😭

[rare veldt]

Yes they are

[obsidian bay]

Workplace i would guess

[rare veldt]

You’re probably right

[pseudo jungle]

Keller

Idk the English word

👨‍🎨

[rare veldt]

It’s a weird German painter thing

[pseudo jungle]

I’m painting the keller

[pseudo jungle]

NOOOO

It’s like the 0. Stage

[rare veldt]

Got you bro dap me up

[pseudo jungle]

Tyk knows what I mean

Oh i know the Word

Basement

[rare veldt]

Brother

Ain’t no way you Took that long to find out what the basement

You should’ve just said underground room🤔

[pseudo jungle]

ITS A DIFFICULT WORD

[rare veldt]

Then I’ll be like oh bro is in a basement

[pseudo jungle]

Gosh why can’t American people thinking

[rare veldt]

I’m not American……..😐

[pseudo jungle]

Oh

😭

Brooo where is my chef

[rare veldt]

I’m genuinely laughing my ass off

Every time you say chef

[pseudo jungle]

WHAT SHOULD I SAY ????

ITS CHEF

NOT BOSS

[rare veldt]

I said this like 5000 times and it’s in my bio I’m South African🤓

[pseudo jungle]

AGAHAHHAAHAHAH

wait

Wait

So you are…

Black..

?

👁️

[pseudo jungle]

That’s definitely black black

[rare veldt]

Just call them teef

[pseudo jungle]

Like dark black

[rare veldt]

Dang

I’m black now I guess😎

[pseudo jungle]

HAHAHHAAAHAH

😭😭😭

OKAY WHERE IS MY CHEF

I THINK HE IS SICK OR SO

😭

[rare veldt]

Go track him down

And slap him

[pseudo jungle]

SHAT

WHAT

He is like 50

[rare veldt]

Exactly easy to slap

[pseudo jungle]

😭

[rare veldt]

I’m just making jokes bro don’t go slapping German elderly people

Or any elderly Germanic people for that matter

Whether or not they’re specifically German

[pseudo jungle]

Bro fr?

I just slapped the sht out of him

😪

[rare veldt]

Gosh dang it you Gotta read the full instructions bro😞

[pseudo jungle]

Come on that’s not fair

You should told me that before

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337295038018748496/1356807515240923206/ezgif-6-c27d53c407.gif

[rare veldt]

That’s a good point

[pseudo jungle]

Okay dude I’m looking where my chef is

He is almost 30 minutes late

[rare veldt]

Good luck

If you don’t find him he probably fell in a Well

[obsidian bay]

Basement

Oh discord updated

Jk

Maybe chef is grabbing you a topfentatscherl or sth

[rare veldt]

Or he has fallen down a well and can’t get back out

[pseudo jungle]

👨‍🎨

[pseudo jungle]

He forget me..

[obsidian bay]

Tell him Krampus will hear of this

[pseudo jungle]

😭

[rare veldt]

I will never forget you you are a funny German boy who is also a painter

[pseudo jungle]

🥹

[rare veldt]

Got you bro

We are friends

[lone marten]

hi

[rare veldt]

Hi

[lone marten]

im playing seige at 11am :D

its 11am

[rare veldt]

Nice

[lone marten]

i woke up 20 minutes ago 😭

[rare veldt]

Bro what is with people on waking up at basically the afternoon😭

Like

[lone marten]

alcohol

[rare veldt]

Valid

Lol

[pseudo jungle]

Only 1 hour

[open halo]

i get to do a assignment onj michele obama

[open halo]

I did no work

And now it’s workout time

Not even working out im just lying down

Leg day

I have till 10:15 est for leg day

[loud panther]

Cats

[open halo]

Damn

There is a post in a server im in of just “smasher is a dik”

Little orange engine kitty

[loud panther]

Idk why, but I feel cats would definitely take over the planet if they had the chance

[open halo]

Adam smasher is immune to the tin foil and he goes for the eyes

He also doesn’t get the communal brain cell

[loud panther]

Orange cats are like labradoodles. They have to take turns with the good brain cell

One of my friends is speeding running silksong. Hes under 1 hour 30 minutes

Idk if thats good

[open halo]

Adam smasher never gets it

Hes just pure orange

[loud panther]

Hes just waiting his turn, it may take a while. There's a lot of orange cats

[open halo]

I have asked

If Adam gets the cel

[obsidian bay]

his Amoeba moves slower

[open halo]

Damn

[fathom vortex]

@lament harness @obsidian bay @limber coral

What uh

Is this worth tagging

I think so

[pale shale]

no self promo lil buddy

[rough tapir]

Don't Beg

Please do not ask community members for donations, money, or DLCs to be purchased for you.

[knotty olive]

Then I’ll ask you stupid clanker

Give me donations, money, or DLCs

RAHHHHHH

[lone marten]

😭

[obsidian bay]

You might be the clanker, since you missed the fact that a human triggered the command 😭

[knotty olive]

If a human turns on a washing machine, and it eats a Jewish Souvenir Shop in DuPont North Carolina, was it the humans fault????

RIP Frank and Janet yall were Gs

[obsidian bay]

Dennie are you good my guy?

Is the tinfoil hat a little tight?

[knotty olive]

They call me crazy

But they are crazy

The tin heads are coming

Who will stop them

[lone marten]

me

once i get you banned

[knotty olive]

Ty Hunter

Wait

[lone marten]

all this will stop when ur gone

[lone marten]

also, my whole team is bad at seige

it took us half of round 1 to get to the right floor

😭

we couldnt find how to get there

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man Americans are so weird

One guy ask in a group chat if it’s weird that he has feelings for his sister

😭

[obsidian bay]

okay wait -

where is bro from specifically

because this is not all americans

[pseudo jungle]

Only god know😭

[pseudo jungle]

…

👀

[obsidian bay]

I AM AMERICAN AND DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR MY SIBLINGS BEYOND NORMAL ONES LIKE
'Ugh my sister is calling.' and 'Gross my older sister still exists'

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHQHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

I CAN SWEAR HE IS AMERICAN

BUT I CANT PROVE IT

[obsidian bay]

(for the record, the sister I DO like always calls at like 2am my time, and I cannot talk to her at that time because usually asleep and also ruhzeit is 10pm here)

[pseudo jungle]

10pm????

nah man

[obsidian bay]

yeah, the apartment complex

[pseudo jungle]

That’s crazy

[obsidian bay]

Yeah

[pseudo jungle]

So I’m playing farming simulator.. have a good one

[obsidian bay]

Our downstairs neighbor had the gall to put a note on our door saying our dog barked 5x and it ruined their sunday

but they will spend all day playing music like this

I laid my phone on the floor to record this

[pseudo jungle]

DAMM

only in America

[obsidian bay]

dude I am in Austria

[pseudo jungle]

In Germany we would call the cops

[pseudo jungle]

ITS THE SAME

A little bit the same

[obsidian bay]

Not at all the same 😂

[pseudo jungle]

😂

[obsidian bay]

I have lived in America majority my life and guarantee it's not the same

Bro. Why?

[pseudo jungle]

😭

Omg

No

I just found the instagram account from my sister.. I know she is drawing furrys and stuff for money but THAT is crazy 😭 🤧

[obsidian bay]

money is money yo.

ain't gonna judge

-# for instance, getting paid for art is not the same as getting forgotten by your boss

[pseudo jungle]

You right but I’m a bit traumatized

The new update looks nice with the colors

[obsidian bay]

Just dont look, ezpz

[pseudo jungle]

😂

[rare veldt]

🤔

[mental pawn]

Anyone fw this thumbnail?

[silent harbor]

tuff

[pseudo jungle]

Good night

[hazy drum]

How tall is everyone in scrambled eggs

[gray cave]

I have no clue

I’m like 6’2-6’4

[mild nacelle]

At least a few tall

[knotty olive]

Assuming a platter of scrambled eggs is 3 centimeters tall

57 scrambled egg platters stacked on top of each other with just the egg

@limber coral Vandys going to the Natty

[manic inlet]

<@&393042322499305473>

also in cotw channels

[pale shale]

slow ass mods tonight

[manic inlet]

it's possible the @ isnt working

ohp

it be gone

[knotty olive]

Didn’t realize Vandy was that terrible🤣

[manic inlet]

lmfao

looks hilarious with the phishing/IP puller scam deleted now lmao

[knotty olive]

https://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich

[manic inlet]

USE A LONG WEAPON

[gray cave]

Guess whos getting this

[limber coral]

yes

[manic inlet]

lmao

[knotty olive]

They winning it ALL

[hazy drum]

Yeah it’s like 3.4

[hazy drum]

W

So uh… yes tyreek hill is nowhere near a good guy but, that might’ve just been his last game

He’s old, no other teams want him, and it seemed like he just got a horrible injury

He’s not a good guy, but that’s sad to see, such an all time receiver, with the potential for that to be his last ever game depending on how bad that injury is, which it looked horrible

[long ember]

Broooo they gave me the Dave Mustaine haircut

I asked got my face framing shorter and she refused to because "It'll bounce up once it dries see?" Yeah I see that but I also see that I want it shorter

They got me fricked up

[knotty olive]

@astral eagle i got back into DayZ and suck

[astral eagle]

I would to it's ight

[knotty olive]

I thought u were good😭

[astral eagle]

Brother I ain't played in a year

I used to play tf out of it

I was good at one point

[long ember]

DayZ just sucks

[knotty olive]

U suck

[long ember]

You like men

[pale shale]

it does

[astral eagle]

skill issue

[pale shale]

bad game issue

[astral eagle]

maybe just dont die

[pale shale]

pretty easy nothings ever happening, its just a long game of waiting for something to happen

[astral eagle]

correct

or play pvp servers

[pale shale]

arma 3 is my waiting for something to happen game

i played 250 hours as a border security soldier on arma 3

just a whole bunch of car bombs and checking papers

[long ember]

No just nor fat and ginger

[knotty olive]

Killed a man

[astral eagle]

Wild

[long ember]

Cry

[astral eagle]

Kill some more

[haughty moth]

Well that’s new

[astral eagle]

They just kick boxin over food

[haughty moth]

I cleaned up all the food tho the only thing left is a field of cut corn

[astral eagle]

Acerns

[long ember]

Akerns

I still remember how you say acorns Josh

[astral eagle]

Leave me alone woman

[long ember]

Anyway

[haughty moth]

Futhermore

[long ember]

I gave my beetles a bigger bin

[astral eagle]

Water

[long ember]

Hopefully they breed more because this is kinda fun

I dont have a need for them tho

[haughty moth]

Ehd depository

[astral eagle]

Pretty much

[gray cave]

8.6 blackout ftw

[manic inlet]

got the registered god particle on lock

[haughty moth]

Godly reference

[manic inlet]

lmao

[haughty moth]

I had to do it to them snipe

[haughty moth]

We smokin symbiotes

Slowly faded into darkness and let the archangels take me

[knotty olive]

Should I hoard guns?

One pistol is enough?

[haughty moth]

No

[haughty moth]

Yes

[astral eagle]

depends

what is the gun

[haughty moth]

Any a hoard of hi points is better than nothing

[astral eagle]

is it though💀

[knotty olive]

I have a .22, a 7.62, a .9mm, and a .380

[haughty moth]

You run out of ammo now you have something heavy to throw

[knotty olive]

No mags all have one bullet

[astral eagle]

keep the 762 and 9mil

[haughty moth]

Which 7.62

[haughty moth]

Keep them all add more

[knotty olive]

Take it back

[astral eagle]

22 and 380 are pretty useless

[knotty olive]

Found a mag for the 7.62

[haughty moth]

You shut your mouth 22 is very useful

[astral eagle]

not in dayz lol

[haughty moth]

Oh I didn’t know we were talking about a game lol

[knotty olive]

No lol in a game

Ima keep the other guns until I find more

I have 6 shots in my 7.62

[haughty moth]

I didn’t read anything before the most recent part of the discussion lol

[astral eagle]

Lmao

[haughty moth]

(Go 22 buffalo hunting in cotw, see how many times the same buffalo can trample you)

I know we aren’t talking cotw lol

[astral eagle]

Good don't waist them on zombies unless that is the only way you will live

[haughty moth]

But imma say it anyway

[knotty olive]

I befriend a man and then killed him

[astral eagle]

Never trust anyone in that game either lmao

[knotty olive]

Call me a coward but I am sticking to small towns and staying out of the city

[astral eagle]

When I mean anyone I mean anyone not even your own brother

[haughty moth]

Backstabber

[knotty olive]

I find better loot in towns

[knotty olive]

I did

[haughty moth]

Meanie

[knotty olive]

I used a kitchen knife while he was drinking

[haughty moth]

You literally backstabbed him

[astral eagle]

Good stick to small mil bases and tiny towns

[knotty olive]

Went on a big base and died to 55 zombies earlier lol

[astral eagle]

Mil bases are difficult just starting out for sure

I might get back into the PVP server I used to play if it is back up

[knotty olive]

I’m actually enjoying official for once

[astral eagle]

Gonna make some nice fish nugs

[knotty olive]

Niceeeee

[astral eagle]

Dude was long and skinny

18in but only 2pounds

[knotty olive]

What’s dayz lore anyways

[manic inlet]

Kanye was elected to the presidency

[knotty olive]

In like Yugoslavia😭

[manic inlet]

yeah 😂

[wise bridge]

He’s just a baby

[astral eagle]

Ye

[wise bridge]

Let him get some pounds then eat him

[astral eagle]

Was a arma mod at first then became it's own thing

[astral eagle]

Nuh uh

[astral eagle]

My grandpa had a probably 30 or so inch musky on but I couldn't keep the dam thing in my hands there to slick

[haughty moth]

Good kitty

[knotty olive]

Backpacks are so good

[astral eagle]

There pretty essential

[knotty olive]

Just a jogging

This game is relaxing

[knotty olive]

MOSIN

Should I take the bullets out my other gun and put them in here?

Damn died

I’M ALIVE

[haughty moth]

If not you wouldn’t be sending messages here

[knotty olive]

Logging off with a Glock and my dignity

[haughty moth]

Good

[long turret]

It’s been a while since I fished catfish but isn’t this literally the worst way to hold them?

[cosmic osprey]

It’s the best way if you don’t feel like getting shanked by it

[dense hedge]

DMs open

[cosmic osprey]

Nobody asked

[silent harbor]

what if the real "DMs open" was the friends we made along the way

[rare veldt]

🤔

What is my bro sending me 💀🥀

[open halo]

This was sent in response to someone saying I could keep my damn psyduck

[lavish marsh]

Beagle socks

[open halo]

Damn

I need to get my beer socks and shark socks

[lavish marsh]

Beagle socks solo

[open halo]

But beer

[lavish marsh]

And I have fries socks too

[lavish marsh]

Yuuckk

[open halo]

I know a gut with eggplant socks and legend of Zelda socks

[lavish marsh]

Amazing

My lil bro has snowman and santa on the beach

And is about to have lobster socks

[open halo]

I have a pair of fuzzy raindeer socks that were a Christmas present from a friends parents for being nice to their son whose autistic

They have a massive hole in the heel

[rare veldt]

Genuinely fire response

[open halo]

Yes

It’s not even from me tho

[rare veldt]

Lol

[pseudo jungle]

Bro

Jerry

My mom is so pissed on me

I was watching a school fight and all the people that watched the fight in the school are so cooked

My teacher just called my mom 😭 @rare veldt

[rare veldt]

You are cooked bro 👨‍🍳

[pseudo jungle]

Idk why the teacher are so mad bro

Like bro I wasn’t that guy that fight.. I was just a chilled guy that loves watching fights

[open halo]

2 years ago my friend got in a fight and it was 2 days before the end of the year he didn’t get expelled cuz self defended

[astral eagle]

I mean you coulda just minded your own business lol

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man that was a Crazy fight ngl

The one guy that’s lose is so mad 😭😭

[rare veldt]

Valid

[open halo]

2 guys argueing and he told them to stop and the one kid was told to kick him and so that kid got choke slammed into a wall

[pseudo jungle]

They are soooo mad omg dude

[astral eagle]

What a dam unit

[rare veldt]

You are boiled, Fried, well done steak 👨‍🍳💀🥀

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man my mother is Home yet..

Guys I love you’re all

Im gonna miss everyone here

🥲

[rare veldt]

Gone but never forgotten✌️🥀

[astral eagle]

Just tell her you was walking to your next class lmao

I really don't understand the big issue here

[loud panther]

As long as you weren't fighting or encouraging the fighting i think you'd be fine.

I mean they dont want random students trying to break it up and getting knocked out

[pseudo jungle]

So

My mom wasn’t that mad

[obsidian bay]

about what

I missed the thing

[pseudo jungle]

@obsidian bay here

[twilit forum]

You’re gonna be fine most likely. Trying to get kids in trouble who were just walking by is wild lol

They don’t really have much to be mad at you about lol if nothing else, just claim curiosity

[obsidian bay]

oh man. that's it. she's paying to have you kidnapped in your sleep

[pseudo jungle]

Like fr I don’t do anything

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭😭

[obsidian bay]

I was joking, but also, that's a real thing that happens and its horrific.

The parents basically schedule their hildrens abduction by these 'camps' and they take the kids and basically try to break their souls to make them 'better'

[twilit forum]

The stories from those camps are awful. Heart break worthy for real

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

[obsidian bay]

literally.
And the only ones we ever hear are the people who escape in the middle of the night

[pseudo jungle]

LADYS

CALM DOWN

OHHHH FRICK

[hazy drum]

You can buy at least 3 cheeseburgers with that

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man I think only 2..

[obsidian bay]

depends

are you buying JUST cheeseburgers

or cheeseburgers with menu?

menü??

[fathom vortex]

I like to just buy myself a drumstick

And sit down

And eat

Aggressively

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Since when you been so rich bro?? (Where is my cut?)🤣

[rare veldt]

In this economy one if you’re lucky💀

[pseudo jungle]

Nah bro

🥲

[rare veldt]

Gotta help a brother out🥺

Jk

Good job on get money🔥

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[pale shale]

the powermove is to buy 3 triple cheeseburgers from the saver menu

[rare veldt]

Yes

[pale shale]

insanely unhealthy, insanely tasty

[silent harbor]

hola off topic

[pseudo jungle]

I Can just afford the cheese.. without the bread and so

Too expensive

Hallo guys

[hazy drum]

I mean you gotta buy the bun too

[twilit forum]

🧐 what dat dawg doin

[pseudo jungle]

Better ?

[rare veldt]

Why are we being angry at the dog saying hello?????

[pseudo jungle]

HAHAHA

[pseudo jungle]

🥹

My bad

[silent harbor]

[rare veldt]

Afrikaans for how are you

Resending because I forgot too tag it to you😐

[silent harbor]

i think im getting sick but besides that im alright how bout your self

[rare veldt]

What do we think?

Profile picture worthy??

[pseudo jungle]

Dammm

Bro

Are you single

[rare veldt]

Oof hope you feel better soon but I’m good thanks

[rare veldt]

Bro what the😭

I’m straighter than an Arrow my friend

[pseudo jungle]

Hahahahahha

[rare veldt]

Can’t trust discord I swear 🤣🤣

Y’all are so funny

Anyway I got to sleep tonight have a good one chat

[rare veldt]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[pseudo jungle]

Me too sleep good!

[knotty olive]

@vale thunder get to eat here tommorow

[vale thunder]

Nice

[knotty olive]

Are at one of those fake fine dining places

But do you wanna know something actually cool

[hazy drum]

Skrimp

[vale thunder]

Yea

[knotty olive]

Why’s it the same price as a McDonald’s burger meal😭

[lone marten]

@hazy drum

watch my seige

me

[hazy drum]

Why is there Chinese music

Oh crap that’s from my house

Not you

[lone marten]

😭

[hazy drum]

I thought I was home alone

Where is the music coming from

[lone marten]

discord?

[hazy drum]

Ok I need to investigate

[hazy drum]

No it’s in my house

Ok found it

My uncle is upstairs playing Chinese music

No clue why but

Alright I guess

[astral eagle]

how is dayz goin

[knotty olive]

Update

Almost dead

No more 9mil

Hiding in house

I have cat food

[astral eagle]

lmao

not bad

[knotty olive]

Irl update

Gfs mom gave me 6lbs of peppers

[mild nacelle]

Lucky what kind

[knotty olive]

Jalapeño, bell, cayenne, and Marconi

[mild nacelle]

Yummy

[knotty olive]

@astral eagle should I follow a power line or hiking trail?

[astral eagle]

depends

what part of the map are you on

[knotty olive]

Idk

Woods

Server reset spawn

[astral eagle]

oh god

uh power line

[knotty olive]

Actually just heard a gunshot and a bear so we going the opposite way

Other way on power line

Found a road

@astral eagle is there any point in industrial buildings

I never find anything good

[astral eagle]

base building items i believe

[knotty olive]

Ok so nun I need to worry about

[knotty olive]

What fishing game should I play?

The Angler
Fishing Planet
Fishing Sim
Bass Tourney Challenger
Fly Fishing sim

[astral eagle]

planet

angler sucks

[knotty olive]

Amen

Decided to lay down and play a mobile game but anglers not all I expected it to be

[abstract viper]

its bad

@cosmic osprey

[cosmic osprey]

You’re lucky I can’t send my edited version here

[abstract viper]

oh lawd

send it to me

[knotty olive]

W opinion

[abstract viper]

The only opinion

Anyone who disagrees is a X

[knotty olive]

Tenesse fly fishing is 🤤

[sick briar]

planet is one of the most greedy freemium games though

it essentially requires a subscription to play and if you don't wanna get premium then it means just to break even playing the game you usually have to dedicate a couple of hours every day just to begin making the money back you spent on travel/licenses ignoring how expensive end game rods and equipment is

[astral eagle]

As much as I agree it's the best option angler is ass and sim is okish

[sick briar]

the gameplay of planet is one of the best but the economy is the worst

if only the fisherman version continued getting support

[astral eagle]

Pretty much sadly

[sick briar]

exept there was shenanigans with the publisher and developers so it's been in limbo for like 4 years without updates

[astral eagle]

Pretty sure there from Ukraine and dealing with the war and what not if I remember correctly

[sick briar]

(for context it was a paid game version identical to the free game) exept you essentially perminantly had premium, you could buy perminant licenses to places very easily, you got paid currency from unique fishes etc
and overall the price of the game was like 40aud or smth like that (WAYYYYYY cheaper then paying for stuff in the free game)

and all the travel and rods were cheaper and fishes paid more/have more xp

[sick briar]

also to even get to like level 80 in the game requires literally thousands of hours

[pseudo jungle]

Yo

[long ember]

No

[vale thunder]

Gurt

[rare veldt]

Good morning bro

How you doing?

[jaunty ingot]

Stfu

[vale thunder]

You woke me up to tell me to stfu

Cool

[pseudo jungle]

Hahahah

[pseudo jungle]

Good Bro and you

[rare veldt]

I’m good thanks

[rare veldt]

Huh?

[pseudo jungle]

[jaunty ingot]

L

[rare veldt]

I’m going to make some beaver stew if I ever catch a beaver

[rare veldt]

Damn discord crazy bro

[jaunty ingot]

True

[rare veldt]

Bro what on this planet is your bio😭🥀

[rare veldt]

Yeah

These dudes get in the freaky

Last night

[pseudo jungle]

Ahahahahhaag

[rare veldt]

😭

[sick briar]

soup

[sturdy vector]

I gotta feeling hunter would destroy my pc i just built

[gilded prawn]

Far cry 5 helicopter picture

[rare veldt]

12 days until I am 18 chat

[pseudo jungle]

Damm Bro my birthday is in 7. Days

🗣️

[rare veldt]

How old are you going to be?

[pseudo jungle]

19 dude

[rare veldt]

Damn bro

[pseudo jungle]

Im getting oke

Old

[rare veldt]

An absolute unc

[pseudo jungle]

Yea fr jumpscare

🥲

[rare veldt]

If I go missing guys you know why

[pseudo jungle]

👀

😭😭😭

[rare veldt]

Anyway what is it like being 18???????

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man who hurt him

[pseudo jungle]

My back is starting to hurt

😭

[rare veldt]

Little bro got left by his long-term girlfriend💀

[rare veldt]

My back already hurts😁

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

[rare veldt]

Yeah

[rare veldt]

A beaver did that to me today it was really annoyed

So I turned it into stew

[pseudo jungle]

ahhaahhhhha

nah man poor beaver 😭😭😭

😭😭

[rare veldt]

Not my fault they taste good👨‍🍳🔥

[pseudo jungle]

Fr?

I never try that

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[rare veldt]

Don’t worry bro

I’ll get you some🫡

[pseudo jungle]

Hell yeah

[rare veldt]

Lol

It will be fire stew

Or roasted

Lol

Roasted it is

[gilded prawn]

(More game pictures)

[sick briar]

the game is 7 years old

[rare veldt]

So cool broooooo

[gilded prawn]

TY

[rare veldt]

Np bro

[silent harbor]

gm chat

<@&393042322499305473>

all channels

[obsidian bay]

God..

[silent harbor]

you should be proud i didn't click on em this time😋

[obsidian bay]

I mean yes, of that I am very

[rare veldt]

Yooooooooo

[silent harbor]

yoooo hru

[rare veldt]

Good thanks

I am doing workout to become strong🗿

[rare veldt]

I just finished da workout

[silent harbor]

WHOS GONNA MOVE THE BOATS? WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?

[rare veldt]

I’m a snapping turtle I sit at the bottom of the lake all day bro😐

[silent harbor]

but you could be a ripped turtle at the bottom of the lake

[rare veldt]

I’m gaining muscle so that when I have to base press a deer I can

[rare veldt]

Low key for real

[silent harbor]

im a twig😔

like 5 foot 7 and 114 pounds😔

[rare veldt]

Don’t worry Crab I will protect you

[obsidian bay]

My people?

[rare veldt]

??

[obsidian bay]

Crab

[rare veldt]

what do you mean?

[obsidian bay]

Cancerian

The sign is a crab

[rare veldt]

Don’t know what that means but

[silent harbor]

like the star sign?

[obsidian bay]

Yes lmao

[rare veldt]

That crab will be protected from any fish that try to eat it

[rare veldt]

Dang bro

Stay strapped or get clapped ahh crab

[rustic adder]

Happy Spooky month everyone!

[silent harbor]

hampter

[rustic adder]

New hamster.

[rare veldt]

How do you know his know his name????

[rare veldt]

No he is opah

[rustic adder]

Nono

New Hampshire
But
New Hamster.

[rare veldt]

😭

[open halo]

Im in mass

[rare veldt]

Then focus little bro

[open halo]

Nah it ended

[rare veldt]

🗿

[rare veldt]

Nah it is so real

[violet bear]

Can anyone verify this guy???

[pseudo jungle]

Hehe

[violet bear]

<@&393042322499305473> ??

[rare veldt]

Lol

[loud panther]

What's he want?

Definitely looks fake

[violet bear]

A friend Said i was reported accidentally and gave me that account

AI saids its afke

Fake

[loud panther]

Sounds like a compromised account

[limber coral]

Idk why you pinged us but I have no clue I've never heard of discord doing something like that so I would take it as really what it says

[loud panther]

On your friend I mean

[violet bear]

Yeah tahts what i thought.

[obsidian bay]

No

Nope

[violet bear]

So i should block and report?

[obsidian bay]

So not click

Do not contact or accept anything from this account

Block and report

And report your friends account as compromised

[limber coral]

Yeah no discord support is on there website and stuff

[obsidian bay]

And put them on ignore until they confirm to you they have the account back and in control

[violet bear]

Alright. Thanks

[sick briar]

that is an account used whenever you get a scam of "I accidentally reported your account" or what not and they tell you to "contact support at this account"

[violet bear]

I was a lil comcerned but i thought my acc was fine do wanted to check before i did anything

[obsidian bay]

If you haven't got 2fa enabled do it now

[sick briar]

then they ask you to like give you access to your ACC or like swap the email of your acc to theirs or what not to get your acc

[violet bear]

Tha ks tyk

[loud panther]

Anyone know how to get 500k mostly legally

[violet bear]

Yeah they asked ti swap my email

Which is why i said no

[loud panther]

I found a hunting property i want

[obsidian bay]

Sell your plasma

[sick briar]

yeah that's textbook scam stuff

[violet bear]

🤣

[violet bear]

Thought so. Thanks

[loud panther]

I dont think i have that much

[obsidian bay]

You can sell plasma weekly iirc

[loud panther]

I have an extra kidney though

[obsidian bay]

Keep the kidney

[pseudo jungle]

Guess who just have school until 10:30:beaverVictim:

[loud panther]

How much is plasma worth

[obsidian bay]

Sell part of your liver

[obsidian bay]

You can reverb that thing every few months

[sick briar]

also despite the fact they'll make another account and breed like rabbits just report their account name for impersonating a discord employee

[loud panther]

My liver no workie

[pseudo jungle]

What did I miss lol

[violet bear]

Thats the message

[obsidian bay]

Yeah that's textbook scam

[violet bear]

Alrighty. Thanks

[sick briar]

I literally called it word for word here

[violet bear]

Wanted to make sure i didnt lose my accohnt

[hard sentinel]

email adresses can be spoofed as well, which is really painful

[violet bear]

🤣

[obsidian bay]

Not enough

[loud panther]

Oof

[obsidian bay]

Trevrex needs money

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

[obsidian bay]

Depending on the supply near you 25-50

[loud panther]

How much is grey matter of the brain worth?

[pseudo jungle]

In Germany when you spend blood that’s like 40-50€

[obsidian bay]

Sell*

Spend is like buying

[pseudo jungle]

Yea lol

[loud panther]

Also i dont think I can donate or sell blood. Im on too many medications

[hard sentinel]

Oh also, Ace.

It's no longer possible to report people through Discord Support, just FYI.

[manic inlet]

walking potion headass

[loud panther]

Fr

My dad is o negative so they love him donating

I think hes at like 15 gallons total or something

I cant remember if he was at 15 or 40. He got a jacket from the red cross though

[obsidian bay]

40 I bet

I think I'm also O neg

[loud panther]

He had to stop donating though. Got turned away for high heart rate or something

[obsidian bay]

I should get back to it now that I'm over a year with tattoo and I haven't died yet

[sick briar]

bruh Microsoft just said "yo what if we made gamepass 50% more expensive"
"bet"

gamepass is now, 50% more expensive

them billionaires most be really struggling to feed their kids

it went from 23.95aud to 36aud

I remember when gamepass was 16.95

now it's the same price as 3 Spotify subscriptions

[vital heath]

I am about to analyse the crap out of this.

[violet bear]

A lot of people said it was fake so i blocked and reported the account

Nothing jas happened so i believe its fake

[sick briar]

it's literally the most textbook scam

[vital heath]

It’s fake as hell

[vital heath]

Dude wtf it’s $30 now

[mossy badge]

This is a known scam

[vital heath]

I cannot afford this

[sick briar]

I love getting price gouged out of everything so them billionaires can get more billions

[vital heath]

I won’t be able to play with my friends anymore

[violet bear]

I live under a rock so i do appreciate EVERYONE qho helped me

[sick briar]

2025 moment

[vital heath]

Also I DID NOT GET AN EMAIL ABOUT THIS.

I’m currently a subscriber, I’ve been paying for gamepass ultimate since June

[sick briar]

I was expecting to see 50aud since thats the going conversion for USD to aud but seemingly it's 36aud for me which is still horrible and improbably won't pay for it but atleast it's not 50aud

[sick briar]

yeah I didn't get told till I saw a news article

[mossy badge]

Lawsuit time🤔

[sick briar]

Ive been on gamepass for years and had to deal with the price hikes but it's never been so bad to just 50% equivilent to 10usd per cycle

it used to be like 16 then it went to 18 then 21 then 23 over the last few years

plus now some games are costing 130aud

[vital heath]

DUDE IT RENEWED ALREADY

I swear to God

[sick briar]

and my income has gone up 0%

[vital heath]

Screw this

I’m cancelling my gamepass subscription

[sick briar]

plus Spotify was at 12aud for the last like decade and then suddenly in the last year it went up to 14aud then 16aud

like brother

you don't need to keep giving me more reasons to hate corporations and billionaires

[vital heath]

Yeah it’s saying $19.99 will be charged to me today on THIS email from the last time it was renewed

No emails telling me about a price change

Oh my god this is actual garbage

This is actually so sad

I don’t know if I can play with my friends anymore

I’m going to cry

Half of my games are on Gamepass ultimate

And they’re gonna have ads for every cheaper tier

Microsoft better roll this back please for the love of God

[hard sentinel]

bruh

[vital heath]

I hope they lose so much money they realise this was a terrible mistake 🥰