🦝︴off-topic

[knotty olive]

Yall ūse decoys for doves?

[paper pewter]

I've only gone a few times but I've heard that they work so it's worth a shot

[manic inlet]

i think sometimes theyre used to draw in collared doves iirc

some folks use them for mourning dove too

[paper pewter]

That's a lot of what we have is collared doves

[manic inlet]

nice, you're doing an ecological service to america by removing them since eurasian collared's are highly invasive and threaten the nesting areas of whitewing and mourning doves

[long ember]

Josh ignored me

[long ember]

I wanna bird hunt someday

Hopefully my dad gets into bird hunting

[astral eagle]

correct

[long ember]

I asked how ur day was why not respond princess?

The more you ignore me the more it makes me want you

[long ember]

I got hit by a fricking car

[sick briar]

my game got softlocked on the mission where you have to do the 2 spots by the tri towers in the tutorial missions

[abstract viper]

Mood

[gray cave]

Has anybody ever in their life watched dhar mann?

[long ember]

Yea

[gray cave]

You know Mikey? @long ember

[sick briar]

we uh don't get tornados or shooters so we don't do the extra stuff

closest thing we had we a knife threat once in the 6 years I was there that ended up with nothing happening

and Perth doesn't really get natural desasters

[mossy badge]

We had a bomb threat once. Someone wanted to get out of a test so they just called the cops and said there was a bomb in the school

[sick briar]

we never had a bomb threat either

¯_(ツ)_/¯

which is weird considering that school was in a low income area with alot of crackheads and our school was looked down apok pretty bad

[gray cave]

Bro

Why the hell do I have “Rhianna - Breakin’ Dishes” stuck in my head

I literally keep singing “I'ma fight a man, a man, a ma-e-a-a-an
A man, a man, a ma-e-a-a-an” in my head on repeat

Somebody help

[mossy badge]

Ok

[spice gust]

Lol

[gray cave]

Idk why

[mossy badge]

My school was pretty much lower middle class

[gray cave]

It’s living rent free in my head though

[gray cave]

Is this or after or before he did it one handed and it flew back cause he didn’t know it would recoil that much

[abstract viper]

About .2 seconds before

[gray cave]

Alright

Hey grizz

I know the answer is probably no but ima ask anyways

Have you ever in your life watched Dhar Mann?

[abstract viper]

👎

I cant for the life of me remember

[gray cave]

wtf is that!

[rare veldt]

Yea that is crap

[rare veldt]

I am watching that now🔥

[abstract viper]

I FOUND IT

Chatgtp ftw

[gray cave]

Bro

Plug your phone in

[abstract viper]

Make me

[gray cave]

Bro your phone is at what 18%-19%?

[abstract viper]

19

[gray cave]

Exactly

Plug it in

[abstract viper]

I dont see the point

[gray cave]

Bro

Your phone is almost dead?

[abstract viper]

You ever heard of proper battery cycling?

Smh

Kids these days

[gray cave]

No?

[abstract viper]

Smh

[gray cave]

You’ve said that twice now

[abstract viper]

smh

[gray cave]

.

[abstract viper]

You can clearly see what im trying to tell you by evaluating these graphs

Well actually you cant but im assuming you dont know either way

[velvet meteor]

Allowing your battery to fully depleat then fully charge while powered down allows the battery to correctly cycle and extends its functionality by up to 45%

[gray cave]

Oh ok

[abstract viper]

Hey i was having fun why did you have to educate them

Smh

[gray cave]

Grizz

[velvet meteor]

I have education tourettes i can't help but throw random educational facts peoples way ...... plus im a massive nerd.....aaaaand cycling only works for laptops nowadays, most phones are built with failsafes

[gray cave]

I saw those graphs

And I think my brain exploded into 1 billion pieces

Thank you for explaining btw nova

[velvet meteor]

The graph kinda broke my brain too to be fair seen as it's currently 6am here and I've had no sleep.
You're welcome rigby

[abstract viper]

Stop exposing me for being to lazy to find my charger

[abstract viper]

I study that crap and it made no sense 😂

[gray cave]

Crazy

[gray cave]

Grizz

DAMN!

NAH I SAW THAT

[abstract viper]

What?

[pseudo jungle]

💀

[gray cave]

NAHHHHHHHH

[gray cave]

Bros getting it

[pseudo jungle]

Lol

[abstract viper]

Boogie little man

[pseudo jungle]

Y🤣

[gray cave]

That or little man gotta go pee

[velvet meteor]

Or both

[gray cave]

Fair

[manic inlet]

why does this cat look like a misshapen Tom Selleck?

[gray cave]

Do I do it?

[velvet meteor]

Medieval cat paintings?

[abstract viper]

Idk probably would explain why it was im the bio engineering lab

[manic inlet]

lmao

[gray cave]

Also

hi Honse

[abstract viper]

Zach

You are full of wisdom

Can you splain sometin?

To me

[gray cave]

What do we think?

[manic inlet]

this that wonky crap Shinzo Abe was shot with

[gray cave]

Honse

If this would function

What would happen?

[manic inlet]

the muzzle flip buries the break in your forehead and you die of a cerebral bleed in the back of an ambulance

[gray cave]

Ok

[manic inlet]

also all your fingers get ripped off and your elbows are dislocated

[gray cave]

Also

[abstract viper]

No

Boom

[gray cave]

Isn’t that a 20mm?

[manic inlet]

looks like 25mm HEIT for the Bushmaster on the Bradley

its either 20 or 25

[gray cave]

Oh god damn

[velvet meteor]

The last thought going through your mind would be the butt of thr gun

[gray cave]

Why do I lowkey want to shoot it?

Bro

That would be like that one loop rollercoaster they made to kill people without making them feel pain or sum

This thing

[velvet meteor]

The euthanasia coster designed for Switzerland

[gray cave]

Was it ever used or anything?

Or was it just an idea?

[velvet meteor]

No just a concept

[gray cave]

Would it actually work?

[velvet meteor]

Medically sound idea though

[gray cave]

Ok

I lowkey hate coasters

I can’t say anything actually

I’ve never been on one

[velvet meteor]

It would exert positive high g's for long enough to asphyxiate the brain leading to painless death all the while feeling euphoric

On a more positive note......

I give you medieval cats everyone

[manic inlet]

why the bottom left one wielding the wolf like a baby that just had a diaper blowout

and the bottom right just hoarked like 80 benadryl bro is zooted

[gray cave]

What about the top two?

[manic inlet]

top right got his drink spiked with like 90 pounds of miralax and hes tryna not make a shitcano

top left is just dave

i knew that guy he was chill

[gray cave]

Bro

[velvet meteor]

Top left ran into a wall at full pelt

[gray cave]

Honse

It’s 12:20 at night

I’m trying to hold back my laugh

[manic inlet]

11:18 I'm in Colorado

[gray cave]

So I don’t wake my entire family up

[velvet meteor]

6:18 am im in uk

[gray cave]

Honse

[manic inlet]

the ascended UTC timezone

[gray cave]

That was the best stuff I’ve seen that’s actually made laugh like that in a while

Thank you

[manic inlet]

youre welcome lmao

[gray cave]

Holy shi

10/10 humor

[velvet meteor]

If anything funky happens I'll let you guys know so you have 6 ish hours heads up

[gray cave]

?

Bro

I’ll probably be awake until like 4:00am

[rare veldt]

Can I have it????

[velvet meteor]

Im speaking to you from the future

[gray cave]

Yeah

I will go to bed between 3:00-4:00

[manic inlet]

the deer is your sleep schedule

[gray cave]

And wake up at like 9:00

[manic inlet]

youre the cops

[rare veldt]

Please don’t

[gray cave]

Honse

[rare veldt]

Very terrifying thought

[gray cave]

Not AGAIN HONSE

DAMN IT

Honse

Why’s the cop holding the deer like that

Cops like

[rare veldt]

Hello Rigby what’s good brother

[gray cave]

“THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK DENNY”

[gray cave]

What’s up bro

[pseudo jungle]

Nah man what did he do

😭

[rare veldt]

Not much

[velvet meteor]

Its all kinda the same but people are tired and the weather is crappy

[gray cave]

Hey Jerry

[rare veldt]

They taste good…

[gray cave]

By any chance did you ever watch Dhar Mann?

Like at all?

[pseudo jungle]

Poor guy 😭😭😭

[manic inlet]

it had apparently spent an undetermined amount of time haranguing people and attempting to force entry into a community center to consume its potted plants

[rare veldt]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[manic inlet]

the cops got tired of corraling it waiting for wildlife officers/animal control

so they took the initiative

[rare veldt]

No poor me I got nothing in my freezer😭

[rare veldt]

Hi

[pseudo jungle]

Bahahahahha

Crazy

[pseudo jungle]

[gray cave]

@rare veldt —>

[rare veldt]

I don’t think so

[pseudo jungle]

…

Looks

Internet

[gray cave]

Damn

[pseudo jungle]

Interesting*

[velvet meteor]

The cops invited it to the cookout claiming there would be apples and corn bit in the end the only thing on the menu was bambis mom

[gray cave]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

[manic inlet]

it happened in Missouri

[gray cave]

HOLD THE HELL ON

[manic inlet]

unsurprisingly

[rare veldt]

Put it in the head Lock

[rare veldt]

Deer will not go anyway

[gray cave]

IS THAT ANGRY COPS!?!?

HOLY SHI

IT IS

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[gray cave]

WTF

Holy shi Jerry

Ima DM you something

[pseudo jungle]

Mama i made it🗣️

[gray cave]

Never mind

I’ll send it anyways

[pseudo jungle]

Gosh ich love cracking my back

[velvet meteor]

I need a combination of a tiger, rob schnider and an ewok stat

[manic inlet]

@gray cave

[gray cave]

wtf

[manic inlet]

as a note expect random stuff like this from me in the future

[gray cave]

Ok

[long ember]

Ich

[gray cave]

@long ember

[long ember]

?

[gray cave]

You watched dhar man correct?

[long ember]

Forever ago but yeah

[gray cave]

Did you ever know Mikey?

[long ember]

I didnt no

[gray cave]

This kid

[long ember]

Oh yeah that kid

I do

Why

[gray cave]

Yeah

Did you see that dudes damn glow up?

[long ember]

I didnt

[gray cave]

Yeah this is him now

[long ember]

He looks no different

Mid

[gray cave]

He looks a little different

[long ember]

Barely

[gray cave]

I do like the dudes hair

I’d kill to have hair like that

Anyways

Good night everybody

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/same-gif-8650053

[sick briar]

skate 4 decided to unsoftlock me randomly

W

[rare veldt]

Got the gun cited it do be shooting a wee bit high tho…

[sick briar]

skill issue

also they put car seat headrest and sunny day real estate in the music playlists

and royal otis

an issue I am having though is that even with I attempt to do high Ollie's/tricks my character just doesn't wanna jump

and that's with the high Ollie assist turned to max to try and get my Ollie's to be as high as possible with the least effort yet pretty consistently my character just doesn't Ollie high enough unless I really try

and that's coming from being a Sim difficulty skate 3 player

[whole nest]

guys what should i draw?

[gray cave]

Uhhh guys

I got a text

With a code saying “this is your Facebook code” or whatever

I don’t even have a FB

[whole nest]

naww

Facebook wants you back </3

[gray cave]

I didn’t have one to begin with

[sick briar]

🙏

[gray cave]

Somebody what?

[sick briar]

they pressed the wrong numbers when entering the recovery phone number for the code to be sent to

[gray cave]

And it just happen to be mine?

[sick briar]

sure

[gray cave]

So I’m not cooked?

[sick briar]

no

[gray cave]

Ok

[sick briar]

you clearly don't own a Facebook account and not typing in the code you got sent will just mean that whoever did that is stuck without a code and can't do anything

[gray cave]

Oh

Good for them I guess

Thank you punia

[sick briar]

they have no good skirts in slate 4 🥀

there's only 2 and one is a greeny/blue plaid pleated mini skirt and then some neon green polyester pleated mini skirt

and you can't just use the design and change the colour you've gotta use the colour it comes in

which is prime stupid

well I mean clearly it's just to have more monitisation

also something they removed from skate 3 is you used to be able to adjust your trucks/wheels for your boards that would adjust the stuff like turning radius, speed wobbles/slippage etc

[obsidian bay]

Why 😭

[whole nest]

i read "i have no good skirts" so i was boutta offer to make you one 😭🤚

[pseudo jungle]

Cus in Germany we have free will🗣️

[whole nest]

i mean over here we have free will aswell .-.

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Because he wants to

[pseudo jungle]

HAHAHAH

[rare veldt]

Go look in pet server

[pseudo jungle]

@rare veldt How Many guns do you have btw

[rare veldt]

3

[pseudo jungle]

Oh Nice Nice

[rare veldt]

At the moment

I tried to buy a fourth one last night but my dad said no😭

[pseudo jungle]

😭

Keep going dude

He is just a hater 🗣️

[rare veldt]

He was like “ you already got three you don’t need another” and I was like “but this one has AK-47 sites :(”

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

[silent harbor]

gm chatt

[rare veldt]

To be honest though I already spent money on getting a new site for the one gun so Kind of valid

[rare veldt]

Hello foxtrot 👋🏻

How is you?

[silent harbor]

im doing pretty good hbu

[rare veldt]

Yeah I’m doing well thanks

Got the red dot on my break barrel air rifle cited in

Mostly cited in

Micro correction needed but other than that pretty dang good for pellet at 25 yard

[sick briar]

what is my friend in the military up to
hmmm

avg close friends Instagram story

[obsidian bay]

idk what you mean he said it right there
IRL Warthunder :p

[rare veldt]

Fr fr

[pseudo jungle]

Damm 86% are woman?

[rare veldt]

I can’t read this I wish I could…..

[pseudo jungle]

Here 😅

[rare veldt]

Thanks 🙏

But now I’m just confused about what’s it about🤔🤔

[silent harbor]

i hate my neighbors so much they have a dog out in a crate outside when its 81 out😔

and the sherifs won't do anything if you call about them

[rare veldt]

Damn

Bloody hell

27 Celsius is actually crazy

Almost every British person I know would be dead

[pseudo jungle]

It’s the TikTok videos stats

So 13% are makes
86% are woman

[rare veldt]

Oooooohhhhhhhh

That makes sense

[rare veldt]

Fr fr

[pseudo jungle]

Nah what ??? What did I miss ??? Nooo

[rare veldt]

Brother what

[pseudo jungle]

🫠

[rare veldt]

You good

[pseudo jungle]

Is that a question ?

[rare veldt]

Yes

Bro I’m trying to check on you let me be a good person

[pseudo jungle]

Yea but what did I miss ?😭 hope it’s just a teenager emo phase or so 😭

[pseudo jungle]

Yea im completely fine but I know the user bevor

[rare veldt]

That’s the hope

[pseudo jungle]

And now he said that and don’t respond to nee

[rare veldt]

Ahh kk

[pseudo jungle]

Me

[rare veldt]

Damn

[pseudo jungle]

🫠

Yea but and the end of the day Thats life

[rare veldt]

True that bro

[pseudo jungle]

🥲

[rare veldt]

You’ll live I believe in you

[pseudo jungle]

Hell Yeah I will!

[rare veldt]

Good stuff brother

[rare veldt]

Cat!

[pseudo jungle]

2!!!!

[rare veldt]

What do you mean “2!!!!”

[pseudo jungle]

2 cats!!!!

[rare veldt]

Good point good point

[pseudo jungle]

Eben Better

Even

[rare veldt]

Very true

Fun fact

Under UK law cats do not legally count as pets

Which means if they are on someone’s farm or if they’re a stray and nobody cares about them you can shoot them

However the only time you can shoot someone’s dog is if it’s harassing sheep

Otherwise they are legally protected as a pet

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

In Germany animals are “Objects”

[pale shale]

thats about as far from the truth as you could get

there are only 2 defensible reasons in the UK to shoot or harm a stray or unwanted cat, to end unnecessary suffering or protect human life. protecting game birds, livestock and crops is not a defensible reason to do so and is strictly against the law

[manic inlet]

that may be partly why bird biodiversity in britain has kinda been bad for a long time ngl

[pale shale]

actually its due to the american mink introduction, avian flu, falling numbers of insect prey and extremely heightened agricultural practices

[manic inlet]

oh dear god

how are there even any left

[pale shale]

the cats hunt the minks enough i guess lmao

cats in the UK arent nearly as damaging as what the yankee doodles brought back on the boats all those years ago

i mean we are an island with a prolific bird hunter wildcat, we'd be doomed if our ecosystem couldnt handle a couple hungry cats

[manic inlet]

I suppose this is true

and probably why theyve survived the mink

considering mink basically occupy that niche but more violently and also massacring freshwater crustaceans

[pale shale]

my hope is once the reintroduction of the wildcat begins full force, the mink will be pushed out

[manic inlet]

yall will probably need an extermination program to get them entirely pushed out

or maybe lynx reintroduction if the gvt will allow it

[pale shale]

i mean we've already pushed them out of the outer hebrides and Uists

[manic inlet]

nice

[pale shale]

absolutely not

[pale shale]

i'd rather walk in peace than be terrified a goddamn lynx is up ahead

[manic inlet]

they aint that scary tho

plus theyre called ghosts for a reason youd prolly never see it cause itd f off into the brush when you were like 200 yards out

[pale shale]

well thats the issue

you never see it when it pounces on your ass

[manic inlet]

they only attack people if you corner em and try to pet them or if you try to take their kittens lmao

idek if there's been a recorded lynx attack in continental europe like ever

[pale shale]

i'd sooner take back the wolves at least they tell you you're about to be torn apart limb from limb while still breathing

plus we did it once, we can do it again, domesticate those fools

[manic inlet]

tru

[pale shale]

gonna err on the side of caution and just ask for the wolves instead

[manic inlet]

they do cause significantly fewer livestock depredations

[loud panther]

From an ecological standpoint id take a lynx over wolves any day

[manic inlet]

for instance in Montana there were only like 35 cows killed by wolves out of like 2.2 million cattle

[manic inlet]

mesopredators are important fr

[loud panther]

Also id 100% have a better chance to defend myself from a mtn lion or bobcat than a pack of wolves

Some guy in Colorado killed a mtn lion bare handed a couple years ago

[pale shale]

in the UK you're taking it on with your hands not a gun, you're dying both ways

[manic inlet]

yeh like a 50lb yearling

[pale shale]

thats not the average guy though lmao

[loud panther]

It was a random hiker though

[pale shale]

if im getting savaged by a cat i know im not surviving

at least anything bigger than a house cat lol

[loud panther]

I think i could take a bobcat

Id be hurt, but not dead

[manic inlet]

I mean most of them are under 24 pounds

not a fantastic fight im sure but if a person's motivated that's a dead cat

[loud panther]

Pocket sand in the face and find a stick/rock

[loud panther]

As long as it's doesn't get a latch on the neck I think it'd be somewhat easy

[rare veldt]

I got this from a cop

[pale shale]

not a very smart one then, you cant just shoot a cat

[rare veldt]

That’s because your language I think🤔🤔

[loud panther]

Three S's of animal control: Shoot, shovel, shut up

[rare veldt]

Dude has been shooting his whole life I’ll tell you right now he knows all the in and out of the whole thing

[rare veldt]

Good point

[pale shale]

i can assure you, you can't shoot a cat legally if its on your land.

[manic inlet]

my eldest uncle has been shooting his entire life and still doesnt understand that brass and copper bore brushes cant scratch steel bores

[loud panther]

Ive done it on public land

[manic inlet]

experience doesnt mean knowledge

[rare veldt]

I do not understand what you just said

[long ember]

Why

[rare veldt]

Good point

[manic inlet]

moh's scale of mineral hardness

basically this

brass/copper are softer than steel

[rare veldt]

Strange ass stuff

[manic inlet]

something that is softer cannot scratch a harder surface

[rare veldt]

Are you British?

[manic inlet]

because of this, copper/brass brushes cannot scratch gun steel

[pale shale]

its a criminal offence to kill or injure cats intentionally in the UK, and "it was chasing livestock" is not a valid excuse to circumvent that law

[rare veldt]

Bro what are you talking about genuinely how does this have anything to do with cats

[pale shale]

yes

[rare veldt]

Are you a police officer?

[pale shale]

no but im not stupid like the one you talked to

[manic inlet]

experience doesn't mean knowledge and people with experience can not understand things

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

[pale shale]

if only cops knew the laws, alot more people would be arrested for doing things they didnt know were illegal

[manic inlet]

the Criminal Damages Act passed by Parliament in 1971 declared cats property such that shooting one that belonged to another person even if technically not traditionally owned (think ppl who feed ferals) is a property destruction violation

[manic inlet]

it amazes me law enforcement isnt required to learn law

[rare veldt]

Fair enough

[pale shale]

it is pretty wild, there should be reviews and tests yearly to make sure they know

[rare veldt]

That’s why I’m leaving the UK

Rules make no sense

[manic inlet]

and better equipment training

[rare veldt]

And you can look up 1 thing and get 20 different answers

[manic inlet]

most US departments have no firearms training requirements after intake

or deescalation policies

[pale shale]

the law about killing cats seems pretty straightforward to me

dont do it

[rare veldt]

At any rate this is a waste of my time I don’t shoot cats I shoot squirrels and deer

[loud panther]

Or dont tell anyone

[rare veldt]

Yes

[pale shale]

okay? it was a waste of time to make up utter bollocks about the laws too lmao

[loud panther]

A fair chunk of criminals get caught due to not staying quiet

[rare veldt]

I was just saying something I thought was interesting

[rare veldt]

Very true

Apparently I was wrong in the legality but I’m not going to shoot a damn cat

Waste of my time you can’t eat them and they don’t skin well

[loud panther]

If i see a feral while pheasant hunting it's getting popped

[pale shale]

i never said you were going to? i was just pointing out that your fact was not true

[rare veldt]

Fair enough I’m just saying I’m not going to

[loud panther]

Feral cats are higher on the hit list than coyotes

[manic inlet]

coyotes wouldnt even be a threat west of the basin and east of the Mississippi if wolves were rewilded

[rare veldt]

Coyotes will eat everything up to the size of a deer I would say they’re higher on the list

[rare veldt]

That’s what I’m saying

[manic inlet]

they used to be confined entirel north to south along the continental divide and mississippi river's western bank

[loud panther]

But for birds cats are worse

[rare veldt]

I keep telling people that they don’t like to believe me though

[manic inlet]

at least in continental US yeah

[rare veldt]

Yeah true that

[manic inlet]

idk if they mean that much in like brazil

where theres like 5 bird specialist wildcats

and catlike things

[pale shale]

anywhere that has wild bird eating cats can typically handle a feral population

[vale thunder]

I’m in your walls

[pale shale]

ones that primarily eat song birds n shi

[rare veldt]

You have got to stop threatening people with that bro

[vale thunder]

Not threatening

Promising

[rare veldt]

Very interesting

[vale thunder]

It’s supposed to make you feel reassured that you are protected by señor bass

[manic inlet]

POV: Venezuela's Economy

[rare veldt]

I’m South African I’m paranoid

If something is in my wall it’s getting shot

[vale thunder]

Sad

[rare veldt]

I’m very curious could you go pull up where it says on the government website genuinely I am very curious

unfortunately I’m unable to look these sorts of things up thus this confusion

[pale shale]

Animal welfare act of 2006 and criminal damage act of 1971

[rare veldt]

Don’t be sad if bro asked permission to protect da House then it’s okay

[rare veldt]

Cool

[vale thunder]

I’m still mad I can’t have a red tailed hawk feather , obviously I’d find it naturally and not kill the critter

[manic inlet]

yeh but allowing the feathers invites illegally killing them

[vale thunder]

That’s why I understand why its necessary

[manic inlet]

market hunting for feathers is why the bald eagle almost went extinct; well that and pollution

[pale shale]

we're not even allowed to import any native american headdresses or clothing due to import laws, we can be gifted real bald eagle feathers by natives but cant legally bring them back home

[vale thunder]

Big sad

But again , understandable

[rare veldt]

Bro this country sucks

[vale thunder]

It’s to prevent people killing them to extinction

[rare veldt]

If the native are gifting you things like that and you can’t keep them that is very sad

[pale shale]

its not our law that prevents it, its the US law about bald eagles, legal to possess in country by natives or gifted by natives but cant leave the country

[rare veldt]

I know why

Because people are stupid

[vale thunder]

We are extremely strict on bald eagles

[pale shale]

it is also legal to own it in the UK, but actually getting one imported is impossible

[rare veldt]

Than that law sucks we should change it

[manic inlet]

could you make a negative monochrome print of a feather?

[pale shale]

well it is in fact the freedom bird

[manic inlet]

like with the feather

[vale thunder]

Real

Freedom burb

[manic inlet]

i feel like customs would still try to hang you for it ngl

[pale shale]

maybe if you explain what negative monochrome printing is and how it works i could find out

[manic inlet]

basically just that black/white colorless imagery thats like a sihlouette of the object ig

[pale shale]

i mean considering you cant even pick up a shedded feather you'd be crucified at customs

[long ember]

What

[manic inlet]

customs sees the feather

HANG THIS MAN

and they spontaneously construct a gallows

[long ember]

I went through customs with a feather and they didnt say anything

Amerjca

[pale shale]

a bald eagle feather? x to doubt

[long ember]

Oh no

I thought you meant feather in general

[pale shale]

nah nah we're talking silly import laws

[long ember]

Mm yes yes

[obsidian bay]

Certain birdos are forbiddeded

[pale shale]

because even though a gifted feather from the natives is legal in the USA, you cant leave the country with the gift

[long ember]

It was a pigeon feather

[long ember]

How does gifting work?

[obsidian bay]

People refuse to acknowledge how we ruined pigeons and consider them filthy skyrats so I doubt they would care

[pale shale]

the one on the left is a spooky pig

[long ember]

I got mad when my classmate called seagulls sky rats

[pale shale]

no idea to be quite honest, i just know you can be given them as gifts in native circles

[obsidian bay]

He sees through time

[vale thunder]

Critters will be critters no need to hate on them

[obsidian bay]

Someone shot a seagull out behind my old job

[long ember]

If there isn't paperwork behind the gifting its understandable to me since you dont know if it was actually gifted or what

Still sucky tho

[manic inlet]

if you kill a walrus in Alaska on a fully legal hunt you can't keep the ivory; you also cant even keep it if gifted to you by a native

[pale shale]

Doctor Who has gone woke, they even let pigs play the doctor now

[obsidian bay]

Literally heard gunfire and went to check after a bit and saw the seagull

[manic inlet]

so your memento of a lifetime hunt is a tuskless skull

[long ember]

Id cry

[vale thunder]

Who the hell does that

[obsidian bay]

Called the cops and they were like "well there's no proof it was shot"

[manic inlet]

some ppl got beef with them

[long ember]

That is so stupud

[vale thunder]

They are annoying but they ain’t worth the ammo

[manic inlet]

the massive hole in the damn bird be like "am I a joke to you?"

[pale shale]

i once volleyed a seagull who tried to steal my chips

[obsidian bay]

cue me grabbing the gull and popping its feathers up on its chest

[long ember]

Literally.

[manic inlet]

id punt one if it was attacking a child or a small dog

[manic inlet]

damn

[manic inlet]

in Australia they have high reflective packaging to confuse and disorient them so theyll stop mauling children for their mcfries

[obsidian bay]

"Idk I'd call that a bullet hole i guess. I understand its a problem bird but also its a protected bird. I'll give you a Styrofoam container so you can carry it back to see if you can find the bullet."

[long ember]

Im in vested in tyks story

[manic inlet]

dude in America the nearest wildlife officer would be looking for someone to crucify for this and would confirm ballistics themselves

cause migratory bird act

[pale shale]

when my chips are in danger, god grant mercy upon thy creature which doth steal them

[obsidian bay]

'Well I dont see how we need to do all that for a seag-'
"For a FEDERALLY. PROTECTED. BIRD.? Yeah me either, no idea why at all you would want to dig up for a bird covered by the migratory bird act. None idea at all."

[obsidian bay]

Yoink'em by the feet and trunchbull them. Its kinder

https://tenor.com/view/matilda-trunchbull-rolling-gif-7823204

[manic inlet]

I saw someone full fisted grab a gull once

[pale shale]

its hard to do when they're doing that whole "if i flap fast enough and move enough maybe i can confuse him" gambit

[obsidian bay]

Well, prior getting eyeballs i would believe you.

But now that you have them, you are a cobra.

[obsidian bay]

The number of times i have snatched attacking birds and flipped the script on them is wild

[pale shale]

thats actually a good point i havent tried to catch a bird in so long maybe my glasses have given me my long dormant bird catching skills

[manic inlet]

deadass like this

[manic inlet]

bro has evolved

[rare veldt]

Did the research I was able to do and gosh damn

[pale shale]

tried to catch a pigeon a few years ago and stacked it off a wall

[rare veldt]

That is a bloody can of worms

[obsidian bay]

Well yes but no.

[manic inlet]

kinda like the concrete at my campus yesterday

except less worm death

it rained for 22 hours

[rare veldt]

Bro what

You say the most random things

At any rate

[manic inlet]

hundreds of worms died

[long ember]

My sister old ahh dog thinks she can lay on my pillow

[manic inlet]

cause the water washes of their respiratory covering and drowns/strangles them

[rare veldt]

Now I need to figure out if you can trap them to transport them elsewhere if they are being a nuisance on someone’s land

[long ember]

What

[pale shale]

trapping is fine, but go to a vet and have them check the microchip before releasing them elsewhere

[rare veldt]

I don’t even like/hate cats i’m just super interested in why this is such a weird occurrence (at least to me)

[long ember]

Shelter

[manic inlet]

and if its wild get it to a TNR program so it doesnt reproduce

[rare veldt]

Good to know

Well if all the neighbourhood cats disappear you know where they went

[obsidian bay]

• goose charging
  • snatch by neck and continue their momentum, grab'em by the wingpits and they can only kick
• rooster jumps you flailing spurs?
  • wait til midair, snatch by ankles and dangle til he stops resisting, can then cuddle
• pelican snapping at you
  • grab by the bill, its not terribly strong. Don't get got by the gaff hook at the tip

[rare veldt]

That’s a joke by the way for legal reasons

[long ember]

"Sir you've brought in over 50 cats is everything okay?"

[manic inlet]

the bird lore

alternative solution: hammer

[sick briar]

ah yes the two skirt choices

[rare veldt]

Good to know

[manic inlet]

not actually tho idk who'd beat a goose with a hammer but funni meme

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sick briar]

also turns out there's a third black+white striped pleated mini skirt exept it's super late in progression

[rare veldt]

Yes

[long ember]

What's ur character look like

Bc I look like a cave man

[manic inlet]

sounds like herding cats to me

-# ehehehehe im funny

[long ember]

Herding zachs

[sick briar]

all the characte designs look uncanny valley even when they're Tryna be normal

also mfw the only beanie I have is dark green

[long ember]

Its better than mine

[rare veldt]

I had heard something about cats and now know something that I did not think I would know but now I do

[sick briar]

the nose and eye choices are so cursed

[long ember]

Female cats can have different fathers in one litter

[long ember]

The brows.

[sick briar]

there's like 4 down syndrome eyes and 5 like malformed gru noses

[rare veldt]

No it was to do with UK law

[long ember]

Shut up jerey

[obsidian bay]

Figuring out ways to keep the pot overboiling

[sick briar]

and all the brows are all absolutely caterpillers expect like 2 pencil sharp options

[rare veldt]

Spell my name right dammit

And get a life

[long ember]

Literally

[manic inlet]

yuhhhh

[long ember]

Its all meant for male avatars besides like 4 items

[manic inlet]

W

[long ember]

Shut up jarrey

[sick briar]

the complete lack of skirt options (3 total)

[long ember]

The neon green one 😭

[sick briar]

if the game would let me choose colours I wouldn't be so annoyed but 2 of my options are green plaid and brat green

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

[sick briar]

and yes it's the Charlie xcx brat green

[long ember]

What

[sick briar]

normal colour skirts or black is illegal

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

[long ember]

Ur fat

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

[long ember]

It wasn't even that bad in skate 3

[sick briar]

also I'm kinda annoyed there's no layering for certain pants/shirts like lemme put pants under a skirt or a jacket overtop a shirt or short sleeve over long sleeve

[long ember]

Although I did just make a super ugly character

[long ember]

Sameee

[sick briar]

skate 3 customisation was good

[long ember]

Ur crazy

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

[pale shale]

blow on the water every 2 minutes is my tactic

not sanitary if cooking for everyone though lmao

you could even call it... a tactyk

[long ember]

Shut up nerd

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

[manic inlet]

i just lift that mf off the burner a few seconds then turn it down a tad

[manic inlet]

gooood, let the puns flow through you

[pale shale]

good luck someone made my pot handles out of the worlds most heat absorbant metal ever

[manic inlet]

weld handles to the handles

[pale shale]

i dont know how to operate a welder

[manic inlet]

learn

[pale shale]

i dont need a mask right i can justnsquint

[rare veldt]

You need a mask if you want to see later in life

It’s like shooting you don’t have to wear eyes and ears but later in life you’re definitely gonna wish you did

Unless it’s a once off thing in which case you’re probably fine

[obsidian bay]

Just me and the husbro and he has the plague already

[sick briar]

bus

[pale shale]

well when the water starts bubbling up i just huff and puff like the big bad wolf until the water stops overboiling

[obsidian bay]

Will keep it in mind going forward haha

I chop the potats small so they take less boiling

We doing Shepherds pie again

Im hype

[pale shale]

mmmm i love lamb

[pseudo jungle]

Gosh why are woman so annoying 😭 she ask me 3 times for my snap👨‍🎨 I DONT KNOW YOU 😭😭

I don’t want to see youre outfit..

[obsidian bay]

Mmmm lemme adjust that statement
Cottage pie. No lamb just beeeeef

[wise bridge]

@obsidian bay areyou familiar with aquarium plants and fish eating them

[obsidian bay]

Is it even a human and not a prawnscript

[pale shale]

lmfao, still a very tasty pie

[obsidian bay]

Sorta yeah

[obsidian bay]

Yes.
MEASURE WITH YA SOUL

[pseudo jungle]

Yea she is going in my school

[pale shale]

adds 40lbs of MSG

[wise bridge]

how do I make them not eat them

[obsidian bay]

What fish

[wise bridge]

yk its bad when the amazon swords are getting chunks taken

tinfoil barbs

[obsidian bay]

Lmao

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[wise bridge]

they getting to live or die with the oscars

(I'm trading them in for store credit)

[obsidian bay]

You could try like

Anubias or Java fern

[wise bridge]

they started picking apart my watersprite and tiger lotus

now im not happy with them

[pale shale]

my friend has just informed me he picked up the wrong pot and used hummus as wood filler

thats about the funniest thing i've heard him do this year

trying to level out a nick in his kayak with hummus

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[twilit forum]

Wooden spoon rested on top, no lid. Smthn about surface pressure science 🫡

[obsidian bay]

guess what I do not have 🥲

[twilit forum]

You could probably use another kind (I think I’ve used a normal spatula too? But it might melt on the pan if it’s not for high heat)
I just would not use metal unless ur being very careful lol 😅

Hot hot burn burn

[pale shale]

german husband right? german mens hands are built out of fibre glass insulation, just have him pick up hot metal

[manic inlet]

wtf

[pale shale]

similar plastic ig

[manic inlet]

true i suppose

but like the labels and all

and why were his wood filler and hummus next to each other

[pale shale]

eating while woodworking, is that not normal

[manic inlet]

fair lmao

[pale shale]

he must've had doritos in his workshop

and was dippin em in hummus

[manic inlet]

real

[woven crow]

I am SO HAPPY

[pseudo jungle]

Gosh I need nitro

[rare veldt]

Yooooo

Is that wilds?

[woven crow]

yes

[silent harbor]

[rare veldt]

Nice looks like a cool game

I think I play monster hunter ice born if that’s the name🤷🏻 either way something like that😅

[woven crow]

Yea I played that too

Good game

too many cutscenes and the handler exists

[rare veldt]

This is true

[silent harbor]

grilled cheese.

[astral reef]

anyone got an invite to the Angler Discord? The one on the website is expired

[astral eagle]

it isnt open anymore i dont think since the game isnt in development anymore

if it is idk if you can talk in it

@obsidian bay would know best

[astral reef]

Thanks 🙂

[obsidian bay]

häh?

oh

Uhm
So yes the server exists - but its read only. You can see a couple of photo galleries, and you can see the resource hub

[heavy breach]

Finally bought the game 💀💀 I’ve been playing thru gamepass then did the math and realized I could have bought it like 10 times over

[pseudo jungle]

Was häh? 🗣️

[pseudo jungle]

wir brauchen Sticker..

I hate the sticker

[obsidian bay]

y u hate the things I make 😭

rude ass 🥺

[pseudo jungle]

WHAT

NOOOO

[obsidian bay]

😂

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭

They are good but we need more!

Make me mod and im going it

[deep monolith]

theHunter Primal Remaster. Make it happen jits!!!!

[knotty olive]

Yea I can definitely make that happen

[knotty olive]

Everyone pray for my highschool we playing the #1 football team in Georgia Friday

[long ember]

@obsidian bay would you want to help me figure out what plants I could put in my frogs enclosure?

Once I get him a bigger tank he is 100% getting an alo

[obsidian bay]

Pothos 😄

also chinese money plant
philodendron
Hoya
birds nest fern
if you can keep it alive the uhhhhh pineapple palm?

lenmme google if thats what its really called

mmmh... I cant find it

thats what one of the OG rep people at my job called them

but I dont think it was a true pineapple palm

and they kept dying on him

[long ember]

Oh yeah definitely

I wanna get him

A 30 gallon exo terra

And then MAYBE ill get another one of him

[obsidian bay]

😄

[long ember]

Or he can just have a palace to himself

[obsidian bay]

what kind is he again

[long ember]

Oh and when he does get an upgrade I think ill get a tarantula

[long ember]

American green tree frogs

Frog

[long ember]

Either that or I could sell/give away his old tank

Although a tarantula would be cool

Not much can live in a 12x12x18 apparently

(Not a shocker)

[obsidian bay]

thats what, a 5g?

[long ember]

11

[obsidian bay]

You could like..

thinks

[long ember]

Mourning gecko, chameleon geckos, day geckos, dart frogs, tarantulas, and maybe reed frogs? Are all that i could do for it

Mourning geckos are a huge no

[manic inlet]

ey Tyk do you wanna see a picture of a deer being choked out by cops outside a community center building in Ozark, Missouri?

[long ember]

I think we both know why

[obsidian bay]

they're CUTE.

[obsidian bay]

its been posted like 10 times 😭

[long ember]

They are but escape artists and god they reproduce so much

[obsidian bay]

you could also do like.. hourglass tree frogs

[long ember]

Looking them up rn.

[obsidian bay]

or a clown tree frog

[manic inlet]

fair that might be my fault cause i introduced ppl to it

but it is funny

[obsidian bay]

😂

Mossy Frogs are ALSO amazing

[long ember]

Theres so many cool frog species.

I never was really interested in frogs until my frog appeared at lowes

Now I'm going down the rabbit hole that'll cost me 1000s later in life

[long ember]

Amazon milk frogs

They're so pretty

[obsidian bay]

Yes

[long ember]

But so are moss frogs

[obsidian bay]

I love them so much

but amazon milks need like

[long ember]

Tyk do yk what bumblebee toads are..

[obsidian bay]

the 18x18x30 or whatever

yes hehe

[long ember]

God theyre so cute

Also I have a 50 gallon terrarium

Mm

Leopard gecko maybe

Or a small snake

[manic inlet]

gepard

[obsidian bay]

GRUMBUS.

[long ember]

I want one

Or 5

[manic inlet]

yoooo

[mossy badge]

😡

Gepard has killed me one too many times

[manic inlet]

lmfao

[long ember]

I did research on possible frogs for a 12x12x18

Either temporarily or for just 1

Borneo eared tree frog, Clown Tree Frog, bird poop frog and that's it besides darts

Clown tree frog i could do 2 juveniles

Until obviously yk

For bird poop frogs they can be in a 12x12x18 but an 18x18x18 is better

So probably not

I didnt look too much into borneo frogs

[long ember]

Yeah definitely not

Temp for a froplet maybe

Godddd I love frogs

[long ember]

I hate skate 4

[sleek pendant]

gepard the bane of my existence

[gilded crater]

im bored who tryna join vc

[gilded crater]

bring hall of meat back

[long ember]

Agreed

[sick briar]

somehow ign gave skate a 4

which is surprising because I actually really like it

of course since it's early access there isn't much to do besides just the activities and the avatars are a bit corny and the monetisation is iffy but just skating around is fun

[mossy badge]

You don't

[native turret]

I have a frog pattern on my hit list but it's a yt video and idk about that

[rare veldt]

Yes no tents😔

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

All my IRL friends have abandoned me for goodness knows why

[long ember]

It happened again

[pseudo jungle]

😭

[pseudo jungle]

🥲

[rare veldt]

Fr

But low-key the only reason I was hanging out with them

[long ember]

I murdered a mother to be

[rare veldt]

Was because they were there

So I don’t really care that they’re gone🤔

Like sure it’s annoying I have to make more friends now but that’s whatever🤷🏻

I can always talk here

[long ember]

Shut up jerry

[rare veldt]

Not talking to you

[long ember]

Your presence causes me distress

[rare veldt]

Crazy

[pseudo jungle]

Damm why is jay so mad

👨‍🎨

[rare veldt]

I don’t know

Definitely a them problem

[pseudo jungle]

😂

Exactly

[rare veldt]

It’s true

I actively try to avoid conflict

[pseudo jungle]

So dude I have school.. see you!

[rare veldt]

Yo good luck bro have a good one

[long ember]

Be quiet

I hope someone beats you up at school

[pseudo jungle]

<@&393042322499305473> That man is crazy

[long ember]

??

Pinging mods for that 💔 😭

[obsidian bay]

What

[long ember]

Tyk I'm innocent

[limber coral]

[obsidian bay]

Please don't ping the entire mod squad in something that could be resolved quietly with a ticket

[long ember]

And i am a girl 😡

I will be writing a ticket abt this gender assuming

[obsidian bay]

While team ping is for emergencies, like spam/ scam

[long ember]

Or people being racist

[limber coral]

yeah the badshit

[rapid inlet]

gangklin why r we being lean in chat

[long ember]

Im not

I was just joking botchiepoo 🥺

[rapid inlet]

Idk

Looks suspicious

and how are people supposed to know that

[long ember]

Well he assumed my gender

Thats rude too

He could've said them

Or asked me

What if that hurt my feelings?

Because it did

[rapid inlet]

probably just went to default setting

I wouldn't take it to seriously

[long ember]

Too late im sobbing

[rapid inlet]

unless you want them to take you just as seriously

[rapid inlet]

Try being happy instead

imo

[long ember]

Try to stop being so nice

Oh yeah

Insulted

Im on a roll

[rapid inlet]

Try walking

[long ember]

Bot v

Botch

No comment

[scarlet lagoon]

[limber coral]

i think it hurts him to

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/your-home-gif-24029169

[limber coral]

lol

[long ember]

No i meant it

Stay away from me forever

[pseudo jungle]

😭

[obsidian bay]

You gotta sing it like the song

[pseudo jungle]

[sick briar]

how did the game let me foot plant that

I attempted to cut it early but it did a foot plant accidentally and I managed to not crunch my leg and bail

[sick briar]

my character has NO hops but can speed glitch on command

[long ember]

Straight into the stars

Atairs

Yk what i mean

[whole nest]

guys my nose is bleeding

blooderfall 🥹

[rare veldt]

Oof/lmao

[whole nest]

my nose is on its period atp bro

💀

before you ask how it even got that bad, i sneezed-

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Bro has shot gun sneeze🤣😭

[whole nest]

NO BUT LIKE IT HURT ASWELL

ISTG IT COULD'VE POWERED A CITY

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣🤣

Bro

Your sneeze be a nuke

[whole nest]

probably 😂

i just heard a guy say "when you scrouch you're serving the phone" what does that even mean-

[drifting temple]

bro i wake up almost every moring with a nose-bleed and idk why ;D

[sick briar]

both into the stairs and seeing the stars

[drifting temple]

fr

[obsidian bay]

dry air/dry sinuses 👉 🙃 👉

[sick briar]

me fr

anime girl house (the name tag says hausu)

house house

[drifting temple]

i guess

[dire pendant]

Does anyone want to play with me?

[rare veldt]

I recommend going to

You will find a game much easier

[pale shale]

worst skate game ever

its lost that underground skate culture scene that was present in the old games

Skater XL and Session Skate Sim hit the vibe so much better