🦝︴off-topic

[pseudo jungle]

They are 13

[vital heath]

Diabolical even

[rare veldt]

I’m a desperate ass man

[vital heath]

EVEN WORSE

[rare veldt]

Never fricking mine

[vital heath]

LMAO

[rare veldt]

I’m not that desperate

[pseudo jungle]

I think he liked it

[pseudo jungle]

HAAHAH

[rare veldt]

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔😔

[astral eagle]

💀

[pseudo jungle]

HAAHHAHAAHQAHAHHAHA

IM CRYING

[rare veldt]

Guys the German turn the rage baiting on me

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

[vital heath]

I’m going to become a taste tester for fabuloso

[pseudo jungle]

HAAHAHAHAHHAQHAHA

nah im not good in ragebait

[rare veldt]

What the what now

[pseudo jungle]

[loud panther]

The end of quarantine marked 10 years since ive touch a non family member woman

[vital heath]

I refuse to elaborate

[loud panther]

Still going btw

[rare veldt]

Don’t say it like that bro😭

[rare veldt]

Then I refuse to not be confused

[vital heath]

I am the woman so I do not have to go without

[vital heath]

Then don’t be confused

[rare veldt]

Last time I felt the touch of a woman was like last year sometime

[rare veldt]

I just am bro

[loud panther]

Isn't that a catfood brand?

[rare veldt]

Sexism?

[vital heath]

No it’s a cleaning product lmao

[pseudo jungle]

Damm that was 2,5 years ago..

[vital heath]

Friskies is the cat food brand

[loud panther]

Arguably better

[rare veldt]

Why is brus toothbrush in the toilet💀

[vital heath]

Rex did you

Eat the cat food

[pseudo jungle]

I dropped it in the toilet

[rare veldt]

I did once I was kind of confused

[pseudo jungle]

But it was an accident

😭

[vital heath]

Terrapin

[rare veldt]

That’s what they all say🤔

[vital heath]

Lookit

[pseudo jungle]

NAH

[rare veldt]

My instant response was damn that look tasty😭

[vital heath]

They smell awful

[rare veldt]

I’m trying to fight eating random things

[loud panther]

Im trying to fight eating

[rare veldt]

Bro what

[rare veldt]

You’re probably gonna lose not gonna lie

[loud panther]

Im aware

[rare veldt]

Lol

[loud panther]

Best use of pokemon go camera

[rare veldt]

Bro why do I get flash bang when I enter your bio😭

[vital heath]

I broke discord

[loud panther]

Idk

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[loud panther]

Get good

[rare veldt]

It cannot handle the fish

[pseudo jungle]

Chat this i cooked ? 🗣️

He is my friend and tomorrow is his birthday

[rare veldt]

Lmao fr fr

[loud panther]

Eevee gonna learn soon

[vital heath]

There we goooo #🖼️︴photography message

[rare veldt]

I’m going to sleep now lads have a good one😁✌️

[pseudo jungle]

Sleep well

Bye

👨‍🎨

[rare veldt]

Thanks bro bye 👋🏻

[limber coral]

It's amazing

[mossy badge]

@limber coral get off your alt🙏

[manic inlet]

brother are you okay

[pale shale]

yeah seriously kwaks

[manic inlet]

I still have contact even with my female friends 😭

[pale shale]

i thought better of you, kwakypoo

[manic inlet]

do they not even hug or fistbump you 😭

[pale shale]

thats assuming he has friends of the other gender

[manic inlet]

damn thats valid

[limber coral]

Of all people his not my alt

[limber coral]

And I hugged my best friend last weekend so isn't me

[gilded prawn]

Just released it

[pale shale]

are you sure kwakypoo

[limber coral]

Yes

[pale shale]

how come trevs never here at the same time as you

he cant prove it. trevrex is never here at the same time, obviously his alt

[pale shale]

kwaks dms, 0 messages per girl

[knotty olive]

You can hug through discord?

[limber coral]

No in person

[knotty olive]

You have friends off the computer

[limber coral]

Yeah I got handful of neighbor friends then my best friend I met on discord and she lives 4 hours away but I see her a lot in person

[knotty olive]

Easy to kidnap?

Better put that on ur sheet

[manic inlet]

ey Kwaks do ya wanna see a cool 10mm pistol i found on Midway

[limber coral]

Is this different then one you posted other day?

[manic inlet]

it's a Kimber this time not the M&P

[vale thunder]

Balls

[limber coral]

Should be a 40 fr fr

[manic inlet]

lmfao

[vale thunder]

Bawls

[manic inlet]

with how underloaded so many factory 10mm options are it may as well be

[limber coral]

Are you ok?

[vale thunder]

No my family is falling apart

[limber coral]

45 then

[limber coral]

Well that's awful

[manic inlet]

lol, fair enough

I got my kimber longslide tho so

i'm .45'd out

[vale thunder]

Indeed

[manic inlet]

ungood

my folks have some uhhhhhhhhh interesting ongoing events due to certain abusive people but its not quite falling apart

[pale shale]

i finally understand the genius of the da vinki twins

[vale thunder]

Mothers side of family are being assholes

Giant asshoels

To the point my mother no longer considers them family

[manic inlet]

wow

[full egret]

I'm actually dying this is so funny to me

She then called me a kind person and offered to buy me a coffee

[summer leaf]

are we being serious right now

[junior torrent]

There's a gun show this weekend what're the chances there's some hidden gems

This next weekend

[knotty olive]

No next next weekend

[junior torrent]

Than that would be 2 weekends from now

[long ember]

Im a d1 baker

Making pumpkin cinnamon rolls

[manic inlet]

nice

[long ember]

Very nice

[hazy drum]

My chargers are 3-0 🥹

[long ember]

Shut up greg

Nobody asked

IM GETTING AN ENGLISH SETTER!!

[manic inlet]

woooo

[long ember]

Well eventually because there isn't any litters yet

[gilded crater]

i wrote a song for my girlfriend

anybody wanna rate it?

[jade light]

depends, what’s the genre?

[gilded crater]

country/rockish metal

kinda like nothing else matters by metallica

just have the lyrics for rn

still gotta come up with riffs and licks

[jade light]

ah gotchya

ye i can rate lyrics

[gilded crater]

my handwriting is so ass

took inspiration from that one metallica aol commercial lmao

[jade light]

that’s cute, solid 9.5/10, .5 deducted for handwriting

[gilded crater]

fair enough lmao

[jade light]

it’s not the best lyrics ive ever seen, but it’s good and i like the sentiment

[gilded crater]

thanks first song ive ever written

[jade light]

nice

[gilded crater]

yuh

[jade light]

my friend makes music but it’s mostly electronic/dance, usually without lyrics

[gilded crater]

UH UH

NOPE

HELL NAH

[jade light]

oh god

[gilded crater]

HELL NAWWWWW

BURN THIS MF

[jade light]

lmfao

🔥 🔫 (flamethrower)

got that cat firmware

[long ember]

D1 baker

[gilded crater]

bro i could tear that shi uppp

[knotty olive]

Enough icing to kill a shrimp

[long ember]

Its cream cheese icing

[knotty olive]

Nooooo your killing crustaceans

[long ember]

Yes I am

Dennie youre next

Dennie stew

[knotty olive]

Good cause I’m tender

[hazy drum]

🧐

[long ember]

😫

[long ember]

Not happening

[knotty olive]

Oi bruv dat oint gud innit

[long ember]

Its bad

[knotty olive]

Yoau muda forker

[jade light]

😋

do you remember...

[knotty olive]

😰

[long ember]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN

[jade light]

its that time of year again

[knotty olive]

She’s unthawing

[jade light]

thawing is when its becoming less frozen, so unthawing would be freezing

[long ember]

Dennie will be unthawing in my fridge so I can have some nice dennie steaks

Mmm

🤤

[jade light]

in candy crush voice TASTY

[long ember]

Shut up

[jade light]

what

cant i have some

[knotty olive]

I’m all protein

[long ember]

No you cant

[jade light]

all the better

[jade light]

D:

sadge

[long ember]

Greedy

[jade light]

what if i participate in the gathering and preparation of the meat

[knotty olive]

I’ll make sure it’s a fun chase

[jade light]

nah, i got a lot of speed

[jade light]

acceleration = mass * something, and i got a lot of mass

[long ember]

So ur fat?

[jade light]

yup

[knotty olive]

Nah they gotta lineman on my ahh

[long ember]

Definitely no dennie for you then

Maybe a salad

[jade light]

good job sherlock, great deduction about my joke

[jade light]

ew, green

wait

my name is green

how do i get rid of that

[long ember]

Ew DaKnife997

[jade light]

there we go

[jade light]

yeah thats what everyone says

[long ember]

Yeah i bet they do

[jade light]

even my imaginary gf

gawd dam i hate myself

[long ember]

Thats depressing

[jade light]

probably shouldnt be posting that even with spoiler

[jade light]

im depressed, what do you expect

[jade light]

gn yall

[knotty olive]

Gn, dream of this succulent flesh

[jade light]

ill probably dream of my imaginary gf prompting me to kick the bucket

[knotty olive]

I’ll love you 😭

[jade light]

i doubt that

[knotty olive]

I will I’m a very extroverted person I love everyone

I’m like a small dog

[long ember]

Get an imaginary bf

[jade light]

i got a small dog

he runs away at the sight of me

which is hard cuz hes blind

[jade light]

i got one of those too

[knotty olive]

Well ya know if you move to Kansas you can watch ur dog run away for two weeks

[long ember]

Oh so you're cheating on your imaginary gf

[jade light]

no

[long ember]

You are

[jade light]

we're all consensual

[long ember]

Yk what I'm telling your imaginary gf

[jade light]

she knows

on that note, gn

[knotty olive]

Gn

Do polyamorous people breakup by voting someone out among us style?

[knotty olive]

Go to bed

[jade light]

from my singular experience, she just told us she was lesbi and never wanted to be in a relationship with 2 guys

so i was left with my first bf

that happened, not imaginary

[knotty olive]

Oof

Welp

There’s always football

[jade light]

i think id kill anyone i tackled

i hear crushing is a bad way to go out

[knotty olive]

Nah u gotta get on the o-line

Go rock some shyt

[jade light]

i gotta go listen to the bop that is dragon roost island's theme while i attempt to eep

gn

fr this time

[knotty olive]

Gn

Go to bed

Grm with me to go see fine shyt

AUGHHHHÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆUUUU

@limber coral my gf just told me Florida State only looks good cause they playing no namers

I’m like they beat the balls off Alabama

The biggest name in cfb

And idc who you are they still put up 77 and 66 points back to back

[limber coral]

[astral eagle]

da hell

knock some sense into her💀

[knotty olive]

Ima just leave her for her bsf

that’s a joke

[astral eagle]

🤨

sound like my buddy

[knotty olive]

lol

[long ember]

Ermmm hes not Chris brown

Idk if I can make that joke here

[astral eagle]

well he should turn into one

for saying somthing like that

[long ember]

Yeah I can tell you'll be a great husband

[astral eagle]

dont hit women children

and i will thank you very much

[long ember]

Yeah id make sure you have a nice dinner to come home to

[astral eagle]

🤨

no

were not doing this tonight

[long ember]

Yes

[astral eagle]

nuh uh

can i spell

[long ember]

Cmonn

[astral eagle]

imma beat my head off a wall

[long ember]

One time thing josh

[astral eagle]

no😭

[long ember]

Cmonnn

Don't knock it til you try it

What if im a really good cook though

Ill take your silence as a yes

[astral eagle]

no

no

and no

[long ember]

Please Josh

Id be a good wife I promise

The best wife even

[astral eagle]

😭 no

@limber coral help

[long ember]

Maybe I could even give you little carrot tops

My dad is ginger and your ginger

Its possible

Josh cmon

[long ember]

He wont help you

[astral eagle]

prolly not😭

[long ember]

Cmon josh

Just a one time thing

PLEASEEEE JOSH

Im on my knees begging

[astral eagle]

😭 no

[night gull]

https://tenor.com/view/he-looks-strange-stunned-look-surprise-strange-gif-38708524106387845

[long ember]

Give me at least 5 reasons

[astral eagle]

your younger

[long ember]

Barely

[astral eagle]

not my type

[long ember]

Oh ouch

[astral eagle]

your from MI

[long ember]

I travel a lot ill make it work

[astral eagle]

no

and no

[long ember]

Thats 3 reasons

2 more

[astral eagle]

no and no were 2 more

[long ember]

Nope

Have to be ACTUAL reasons

I thought we were besties josh

Youre hurting my feelings greatly

[limber coral]

with?

[astral eagle]

her

[limber coral]

jay?

what she doin

[astral eagle]

pretty sure she looks at me like a piece of meat

[limber coral]

is she wrong?

[astral eagle]

💀

[long ember]

Oh that is greatly offensive to me that you think I view you as a piece of meat

I mean theoretically yeah you are

[astral eagle]

lmao

[long ember]

Youre my sweet little ginger candy

Josh take me up on my deal

Id be a good wife

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-24514685

[astral eagle]

💀

ight kwaker you can go back to your hole

[long ember]

What i said applies to the server as well if youre gonna reply turn ping off

[night gull]

make him banana bread and hes all yours

[limber coral]

your her ginger snap cookie

[long ember]

Im good at baking

[astral eagle]

no

[long ember]

Yes

[night gull]

he means yes

[long ember]

I can go alllll night josh

[astral eagle]

i mean no

ight tone it down😭

[limber coral]

sorry meant to click it off

[long ember]

Youre the one being gross with that i was taking abt the yes n no thing

[astral eagle]

fair enough😭

i cant even argue here

[long ember]

I mean Josh i wouldnt mind

Yk that

[astral eagle]

uh huh

[long ember]

Cmon josh

Just one try

Ill be a good wife I swear

I wont complain about you never being home

Yeah I knew it all gingers are evil pieces of caca

[limber coral]

lmao

[astral eagle]

what the hell

im offended

[night gull]

if u get him 4 barrel carb setup for his truck hell say yes

[limber coral]

hell

[long ember]

Shut up b word

Yeah react instead of reply wuss

[manic inlet]

tf are y'all doin' in here

[limber coral]

rip josh

[long ember]

Josh doesnt wanna marry me

[astral eagle]

correct

[manic inlet]

huh

wha-

I dont

[long ember]

He womt even give me a chance

My heart hurts

[astral eagle]

she is nuts is what

[long ember]

No I'm not

[manic inlet]

what level of irony are we on jay

what tier of meme

[long ember]

My week has been awful Josh just say yes

[manic inlet]

have we achieved

[long ember]

0

Josh should just say yes this one time bc my week has been awful and its the least he can do

It'll prove not all gingers are evil

[astral eagle]

kill me

my allergies are killing me

[long ember]

Sore throat?

[limber coral]

Entertainment while grinding mule deers

[long ember]

Boil 1 cup of water 2 cloves and a cinnamon stick

Then probably add a spoon full of honey

[astral eagle]

i have salt and pepper

[long ember]

Tasty and it works

[limber coral]

Definitely little honey especially if its local

[astral eagle]

im to white to have all that

[long ember]

Can you like maybe be great fun i gave you advice

You little caca

Greatful

Great full

I hate gingers

[astral eagle]

💀

[long ember]

I wish I could curse

[limber coral]

Just gotta type it together and not get caught

Ez

[knotty olive]

Ladiesss

I gotta get my work done

[limber coral]

Go do it

[limber coral]

[long ember]

Thats meee

Im going to hoco with my friend

I dont wanna go

[limber coral]

Claim you got Josh's sickness

And don't go

[astral eagle]

lmfao

[long ember]

Shut up

Guys I said a bad word and got automodded

Shut up you ginger c word that ends in uck

[limber coral]

lmao

[long ember]

?? What is my dad talking abt

Sigma yellow belt

[limber coral]

[rare veldt]

Take this it’s dangerous to go alone

[pseudo jungle]

@rare veldt 1/10?

[long ember]

Why does your thumb look like that

[rare veldt]

It looks like someone’s on drugs bro 🔥

[rare veldt]

You mean this

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHHAHAAHA

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

Why is it so

Like

Different

😭

[fathom vortex]

Skill

[pseudo jungle]

😭

Nah dude I need new pants

[rare veldt]

I’m double jointed

[pseudo jungle]

Thats look interesting

[rare veldt]

Get your mind out the gutter it’s paint

[long ember]

Your thumb is pointing backwards

[rare veldt]

Yes to assert dominance

It takes a long time to learn how to do it

Very difficult I do not recommend the German tries it

[pseudo jungle]

Yea.. go. “painting”

[long ember]

Can I eat ur thumn

[pseudo jungle]

Nah fr Thats take long time

[rare veldt]

No we paint the target so we can see them 😑

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[pseudo jungle]

Okay dude im almost on my work

See you

[rare veldt]

Have a good one bro good luck

I know it’s tempting but don’t eat the paint

[long ember]

No..? What does that have to do with me eating ur thumb

[rare veldt]

I might get a bit funky😵‍💫

[long ember]

🙁

[rare veldt]

Lol

You’re the one who wants to eat my thumb

[long ember]

Sighh

[rare veldt]

Lol

I have managed to disappoint the lady🤣

Wait

You are the lady right i’m not making up stuff am I?

[long ember]

Yea

[rare veldt]

Thank you😊

[long ember]

Yw

[rare veldt]

🤣

[rare veldt]

Anyway, how are you?

[rare veldt]

Me when moose rushes me

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/your-home-gif-24029169

[rare veldt]

@pseudo jungle just in case you need a chill my bro

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

👨‍🎨

[rare veldt]

Who’s basement you painting

[pseudo jungle]

The basement of a nursing home

Like with old people

[rare veldt]

I know what those are don’t worry bro🤣

[long ember]

I was tired

[rare veldt]

Are you still tired?

[long ember]

Yes

[rare veldt]

Oof

[pseudo jungle]

😭

@rare veldt dude

[rare veldt]

Ye

[pseudo jungle]

Can you guess how much 10 liter of painting color cost ?

Just guess how much it is

[rare veldt]

20-40

How much it be?

[pseudo jungle]

200€ pro 10 liter 💀

I was thinking like 15€ or so

[rare veldt]

Brother what

[pseudo jungle]

But 200€ i crazy

I think there is gold inside or so

[rare veldt]

Those old people Gonna be paying 1000 for you to paint the thing simply because the paint cost so much

[rare veldt]

Yes

[pseudo jungle]

Yea.. I think it cost like 1000€ to paint a wall floor with the walls

But a tiny room

[rare veldt]

😭

[pseudo jungle]

But you can get it for way cheaper

[rare veldt]

remind me never to ask the Germans to paint my things

[pseudo jungle]

Like 300€ but the color is the trash asf

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[rare veldt]

😭😭😭

Look at all my Coca-Cola

Also

[pseudo jungle]

Germany is expensive due

Dude

But you earn good money ngl

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHAHHAHA WHAT

nah im Yoo European for that

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[pseudo jungle]

Why is everything in America soooo fcking big

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[pseudo jungle]

Like the rod

Food

Trucks

Everything is big 😭

[rare veldt]

Brother this is the UK

[pseudo jungle]

WHY IS IT SO BIG

THATS LIKE 3 LITERS

[rare veldt]

Because we need them big because we drink a lot

[pseudo jungle]

Damm dude the uk is crazy

[rare veldt]

This is 2 L for one of them

[rare veldt]

No just my family

That Coca-Cola last us a week

[pseudo jungle]

👨‍🎨

[pseudo jungle]

Oh okay okay

[rare veldt]

Good stuff bro

Looks delicious

[pseudo jungle]

Ham Cheese Croissant and a salad 🙂‍↕️

[rare veldt]

So delicious bro

[pseudo jungle]

Yea but expensive

99 cent for one

[rare veldt]

Damn

Do you want me to buy it for you bro?

If you buy me one of those big ass pretzels you’re supposed to eat with beer

I will buy you one of those things

[obsidian bay]

what BRAND 😭

[pseudo jungle]

Idk why it’s cost so fricking much 😭

[obsidian bay]

yeah but thats Lidl -
Go Hofer for cheap but good pastry

[pseudo jungle]

Lidl is great okay ? Don’t say anything negative about Lidl

[obsidian bay]

Lidl is p good!

I just also think Hofer has'em beat on pastry prices

[pseudo jungle]

Yea dr

Fr

[obsidian bay]

also

On friday I was sneezing distance from Germany 🫠

[drifting temple]

yo can anybody help me with tips on hunting boars?

[rare veldt]

You need big spear

[drifting temple]

ahh okay thx

[rare veldt]

You are welcome

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-cat-lol-gif-4949175452921770639

[rare veldt]

??

Why?

[obsidian bay]

inb4 they meant in game not irl

[rare veldt]

Ooooooo

Sorry chat

Get 12 gauge shotgun with slugs

Or

.308, 300WinMag

that sort of thing

Something with the real stopping power

You can also shoot them with 22 lr you just have to be really really close

[obsidian bay]

''THE FLOOR IS EATING MEEEEEE''

[pseudo jungle]

Oh that’s cool

[whole nest]

if i drive for like 3 hours im in germany

😨

[obsidian bay]

We went to the stoffhaus so I could get yarn haha

[whole nest]

damn, i wanna learn umiguri or however you write it

[silent harbor]

gm chat

[whole nest]

gm

but i wanna make all kinds of lil pocket buddies

[obsidian bay]

amigurimi?

I might know a gal.

[whole nest]

i think so

[loud panther]

Words

[silent harbor]

i have a dba today😭

[whole nest]

if they can explain it in easy terms n slow then pls 🙏

[rare veldt]

Lol Dutch bro

[rare veldt]

Hello duck how are you

[whole nest]

yuh

[silent harbor]

im doing alright hru

[rare veldt]

I’m good

[rare veldt]

👍🏼

[pseudo jungle]

I want to eat it..

[obsidian bay]

No

bro

yuck

[pseudo jungle]

I think its taste good ngl

[obsidian bay]

eklig.

[sick briar]

real

[vital heath]

Good mooooorning

[pseudo jungle]

😮‍💨

[rare veldt]

Yooooo bro what

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

😭

[narrow badger]

what is this adhd nonsense

[rare veldt]

That’s just the German he is built different

[pseudo jungle]

👨‍🎨

[pseudo jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hope-you-having-a-good-time-with-your-family-and-friends-happy-holidays-merry-christmas-have-fun-good-time-gif-16046616

https://tenor.com/view/wings-of-redemption-diet-pepsi-fingerlicker-gif-26182432

[sick briar]

pov any time differant types of calibers of ammunition is brought up you have to explain to the FPS players that no 12.7x55 (the subsonic bullet in the VKS) is not 50ae or 50bmg and no it's not similar to 50ae or 50bmg

also even more questionably, the Russians attempted to fit the 100mm long 12.7x55 into a revolver that never ended up seeing production nor actual use as far as we know (rsh12)

also look at how cursed this dataset is

[mossy badge]

The phone actually goes up to their ear instead of where a normal persons ear would be? Literally watchable

[sick briar]

277gr to 1200 grain

[pseudo jungle]

Nah dude 260€ for 0,5 joule is crazy 🤣

[fathom vortex]

That's the 308

Zarza

[pseudo jungle]

I was thinking the same

😭

[fathom vortex]

Lmfao

[mossy badge]

<@&393042322499305473>

[manic inlet]

all common room channels

[pseudo jungle]

Oh I forget no one is speaking German

[rare veldt]

That’s a BB gun my friend quite fun not gonna lie

You can shoot other people with it without hurting them too badly but if you hit them at closing of range they will be quite sore

[rare veldt]

Good night my German friend

[pseudo jungle]

But isn’t it overprice asf?

[rare veldt]

Sleep well

[pseudo jungle]

You too!

[rare veldt]

No that’s actually acceptable😭

[rare veldt]

Thanks bro

[pseudo jungle]

Damm

[outer lichen]

Is this how you cut pancakes like wtf my friends said your supposed to cut as you eat

[royal lake]

anyone have a medved map with tents at outposts

[obsidian bay]

looks like kaiserschmarrn when done this way

[twilit forum]

Tbh I do this as well lol feels like better butter/syrup to pancake ratio

[pseudo jungle]

Good night

[twilit forum]

Are those chocolate pancakes? 🤔

[outer lichen]

Chocolate Chocolate chip at ihop

[twilit forum]

Hells yeah lol as an American id recognize ihop anywhere

They had some limited edition cinnamon bun kinda pancakes once. Went hard

[obsidian bay]

goodnight nerds

[potent lotus]

Anyone else really miss the angler?

[lapis prairie]

hello

[pale shale]

it didnt go anywhere

[knotty olive]

It still here

[long ember]

I redesigned my frogs enclosure today because his drainage layer wasn't working (my fault I will add) and I felt so bad because I moved him into a container with some moist moss and kept it in a dark area and my poor baby got so stressed

He was brown

But he is a lot better now

I still feel terrible

[manic inlet]

poor froge

[manic inlet]

yay for froge

[long ember]

I know

I need to get him more things eventually sigh

[manic inlet]

well at least youre doing the best you can for the lil guy

[long ember]

Thank you Zach

[cursive anvil]

Click it trust

[sick briar]

trump said paracetamol causes autism 🥀 🥀

we've already done studies on this that were inconclusive and showed no strong connection

I can't wait till they double down and say vaccines cause autism 🥀

[knotty olive]

Yep politics is still a joke

Anyways next topic

[sick briar]

clam

[knotty olive]

They got Liam

[sick briar]

🥀

[scarlet wharf]

liam is familiar who was he again

[sick briar]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DNWaAphqd1D/?igsh=M3kzMzB0NDV4bjIw

smh it's not embedding 🥀

@fathom vortex

take these instead

[sick briar]

my cat is an absolutely FIEND for grass exept he's dumb as a rock and doesn't understand he needs to chew the grass because if he eats 1 long sprig of grass whole it'll trigger his vomit reflex and then boom he throws it up 5 minutes later

he also loves to roll around in dirt/sand and get it all in his fur which is not fun to deal with

[manic inlet]

you sure he's not a reincarnated dog?

[gray cave]

Sounds like it to me

[manic inlet]

lol

[vale thunder]

Hes in your walls

[rare veldt]

German horse🤣

[rare veldt]

Fr fr 😅

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

[rare veldt]

Don’t cry German friend it only gets worse😌

[rare veldt]

He’s too fat to fit in my walls

[vale thunder]

Wrong

[long ember]

Oh yeah

[rare veldt]

No there’s literally no space in my walls

[vale thunder]

I made space

[rare veldt]

Got a red dot on the BB gun😁

[rare veldt]

So that’s why it’s so damn cold😅

[vale thunder]

Yes

[rare veldt]

Why tho

[vale thunder]

Noice

[vale thunder]

Because I’m in your walls

[rare veldt]

Thanks bro

[vale thunder]

Ofc

Love to see it

[rare veldt]

👀💀

[rare veldt]

Is the cheapest red dot ever🤣 and kind of blurry but for a BB gun it’s fine

[vale thunder]

I like irons

But dots are nice on rifles

[long ember]

Ew

[rare veldt]

What do you mean?

[long ember]

I mean ee

Ew

[rare veldt]

I like irons I just can’t use them my eyes do not agree😭

[rare veldt]

I don’t speak woman

Just

[long ember]

So

[rare veldt]

I don’t know what the hell ew means 😭

[long ember]

It means ew

[rare veldt]

I don’t get what’s gross about it

[long ember]

Like gross

[long ember]

You

[rare veldt]

Wow that’s crazy

I apologise

[long ember]

Mhmmn

[rare veldt]

Bridge jumping sounds fun

Give me a second

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-of-judgement-judgement-bird-army-intensefies-gif-20318504

[rare veldt]

Confusion

[long ember]

My apple was pregnant with triplets

[obsidian bay]

Why are you germinating apples

[long ember]

I was eating an apple and i think I bit into a seed because it tasted earthy so I looked and there was growing seeds

My apple was literally pregnant

[obsidian bay]

Girl... you out here chewing microdoses of cyanide

[long ember]

Im microdosing so I can build a tolerance

[obsidian bay]

😭

[long ember]

Get on my level

[obsidian bay]

I mean..

[long ember]

I mean I pick the seeds out usually and just eat the whole apple

Core and all

[obsidian bay]

You're gonna need somewhere between 100 and 500 seeds for actual toxic levels

So ultimately eating a couple here and there is nothing

I think the math is like 20 cores worth, minimum

Also like 1-2 cherry stones (crushed) will havr the same effect

[long ember]

What the hell are cherry stones

[obsidian bay]

The seed in a cherry...?

[long ember]

Oh

I knkw them as cherry pits

Sorry tyk..

[obsidian bay]

No need to apologize lmao

Either way..

Apple seeds and cherry stones have what's called amygdalin

And when crushed it releases cyanide!

You can swallow a cherry stone whole and be most probably fine, but crushing and consuming would be bad

[long ember]

Ill keep that in mind tyk

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-the-more-you-know-the-more-you-know-meme-gif-7860209081479949784

[long ember]

Thank you

[fathom vortex]

There was once a really smart guy...

He said

"the more you know, the more drumsticks you're consuming"

[rare veldt]

Makes sense to me

I swear I know how to type😭

@fathom vortex

little deer for you my friend

[sick briar]

der

elite ball knowledge

[rare veldt]

It was a damn cat

I got baited🥺

[rare veldt]

Help my brother is aura farming! What am I to do???

[obsidian bay]

Auramaxx on him

[rare veldt]

I can’t bro has the whole outfit😭

[obsidian bay]

Hit'em with your strongest mew

Just looksmaxx tf out of him so hard that his aura cant keep up

Or

Call him your little soda pop

Mountain is missing

[outer summit]

My view

[pseudo jungle]

He drop his ketchup I guess..

[obsidian bay]

Looks a lot like body ketchup

who hurt the mans

[rare veldt]

Bro about the blood track this dude lmao

[drifting temple]

fr

[pseudo jungle]

He got jumped ngl😭

I can’t show the video here but he is not okay 👨‍🎨

[rare veldt]

Oof

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

Why he get jumped

[pseudo jungle]

I wish I was there but I was in cafeteria

[pseudo jungle]

He said bad things to the sister from this dude that jumped him

Ngl he is right Thats his fault

[rare veldt]

Bro wanted to see bro get jumped

[rare veldt]

Lmao🤣🤣

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

Fr Thats was looking interesting

[rare veldt]

That’s crazy

Germans are so bored

Lmao

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

It’s true bro y’all got nothing to do

[pseudo jungle]

In school time yea

[rare veldt]

Frfr🗿

[pseudo jungle]

But when we have free time we doing crazy wird

But not so crazy like Russians

[rare veldt]

True 👀

[pseudo jungle]

They are crazy😭

[rare veldt]

Very true

[rare veldt]

Too much vodka

[pseudo jungle]

But what is he doing up there 😭😭😭😭

[rare veldt]

Bro why is everyone filming😭

Yo why is bro up there though???

[pseudo jungle]

Thats Was crazy

[pseudo jungle]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[rare veldt]

He like “am a get the best View!”💀

[pseudo jungle]

HE IS CHILLING THERE AHAHAHAHAH

[open halo]

a good old fashioned bathroom brawl

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

Frfr

Why is everyone wearing the same thing😭🤣🤣🤣

[open halo]

had a santioned fight in one of the change rooms at my school i saw the dude who one an dyeah

[pseudo jungle]

😭

[rare veldt]

Lol

[open halo]

has ref stoppage

a school fight one by ref stoppage

[pseudo jungle]

He was going the fent trip position

[rare veldt]

Damn bro is punchdrunk

[open halo]

i had a kid get jumped at a pizza jojnt near my school for sending dirty messages to a kids mom

i did not participate

[rare veldt]

Dang y’all are crazy

[rare veldt]

Lol

[open halo]

wording is not the best

[rare veldt]

Yea

[open halo]

the kid who got jumped was put in a coma

i think

[rare veldt]

💀

[drifting temple]

bro wtf he's about to unleash his ultimate powers

[rare veldt]

Nah that kid is finished

[drifting temple]

what even happend tho?

[rare veldt]

..

That’s what happened

[drifting temple]

dang

[rare veldt]

Fr

[open halo]

i saw the tail end of a fight that started in the bathrooms and all i saw was the guy who "won" lock in a choke hold and choke the guy out

[rare veldt]

Damn

[open halo]

some kid got jumped and the rumor was that he was diddling the guys brother no he talked shi

[drifting temple]

galiy thats rough

[rare veldt]

Damn

[open halo]

a guy who had a bunch of friend that are black girls and maybe were chill with it said the no no word and had a dude drop kick him in the face outside the latino market

[drifting temple]

DANG

[rare veldt]

Bro

Where do you live

It is dead ass in a GTA server

[open halo]

there was a bunch of girl fights my grade 9 year

[rare veldt]

Did you Watch any of them?

[open halo]

some kids robbed the corner store across the street wiht a machete

[open halo]

i saw some footage of one and it was hairpulling and punching

[rare veldt]

GTA serve ah area

[rare veldt]

Oof

[open halo]

yes

[drifting temple]

fr

[open halo]

the school my mom teaches at had kids get banned from the dollar store due to running a fight club in the parkin g lot

[rare veldt]

🤣🤣

[open halo]

the public school near my school had 2 stabbngs in one day

[drifting temple]

wth man that kid is insane bro 🤣

[open halo]

they also got banned from using files in shop class and made meat mallets for fathers day and banned them

both were used as weapons

[drifting temple]

ohh dang

[rare veldt]

Dude I swear that school is the embodiment of FFA

[open halo]

my city also has a ton of homelss people an do0ne guy offered a group of kids xans and then demanded that they guy them after they rejected then he got aggressive and got beat

[drifting temple]

man what is your city even about 😭 🤣

[open halo]

idk

[rare veldt]

Wait the kids beat up a homeless guy??

[open halo]

yeah he got agressive

and i think tried to punch one

[drifting temple]

dang those kids got the strength to beat up a homeless guy thats crazy

[open halo]

i got a wierd school

[drifting temple]

yeah i see that 🤣

[open halo]

some kid randomly got on my bus last year started a fight with some guy lost maybe or got yanked off yelled the n word and something about being in the KKK in arabic

[drifting temple]

wtf??

[open halo]

idk

[drifting temple]

like what happend to that kid after he said that?

[open halo]

idk but he came back on the buss a few moths later and started another fight with the same kid

[drifting temple]

dang your school is something different

[open halo]

yes

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sacred folio]

Wer deutsch und will zocken

[silent harbor]

gm

[vital heath]

God damn

[rare veldt]

Gm

[obsidian bay]

Future Farmers of America??

[rare veldt]

No free for all

[open halo]

It kinda is

We had a pew pew threat scribbled in a stall that never happens

[obsidian bay]

Do they still teach evacuations, like for bomb threats

Or.. was that just a phase in the 90s

[sick briar]

in Australia we do mock evacuations for fires and stuff but that's it

[pseudo jungle]

Fr 😭😭

[rare veldt]

Frfr

Dude is so punchdrunk about looking like he’s 30 beers deep💀

[pseudo jungle]

WHAT IS HE DOING GAHAAGGAH

HE GOT THE BEST VIEW OMG

[pseudo jungle]

Fr 😭

[rare veldt]

🤣

That dude is still on top of the damn door

[pseudo jungle]

See no difference

[rare veldt]

Got a red dot on the .22

[pseudo jungle]

😭😭😭

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[pseudo jungle]

Look expensive 😭 every gun and airsoft guns looks expensive

[rare veldt]

It was only 150 max for the gun

And this one can kill a fox

[pseudo jungle]

Damm that’s Cheap

Nice dude

[rare veldt]

Frfr

And it’s amazing quality

I believe it’s German🤔

[pseudo jungle]

Oh that I don’t know.. look online where they the production is

[rare veldt]

That’s a good idea

🤣

[pseudo jungle]

But I don’t think it’s from Germany

Cus Germany habe straight rules and stuff like that

[rare veldt]

They probably just make them in Germany and send them across the world or it was designed by a German🤷🏻

But I will look it up

[pseudo jungle]

[pseudo jungle]

Ohhh

That’s Nice

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[pseudo jungle]

Germany has one of the best quality

[rare veldt]

Yip

They make some of the best firearms and air rifles around

[pseudo jungle]

Is that a real red dot or fake ? Sounds stupidly but some are like fake

👨‍🎨

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

Lmao it is a Real one

[pseudo jungle]

Okay :D

[rare veldt]

😂👍🏼

[pseudo jungle]

How much weight this weapon?

[rare veldt]

That is a good question

I don’t actually know🤔

But it’s not very heavy it’s actually really nice

[pseudo jungle]

Oh that’s Nice

[rare veldt]

Yee

[pseudo jungle]

So dude.. im going out for a walk.. Have a good one!

[rare veldt]

Nice have a good one

[pseudo jungle]

@rare veldt Bro I have a question.. for what are the numbers ?

[mossy badge]

In Texas, we did fire drills, shooter drills, and tornado drills

[rare veldt]

.22?

[pseudo jungle]

Yea

[pseudo jungle]

JERRY

[rare veldt]

Size of bullet

[pale shale]

<@&393042322499305473>

[paper pewter]

Does anybody know how well these decoys would work for doves, I'm from NE and don't see doves like this where I hunt

[loud panther]

I think they'd work fine. Just a different paint job on a mourning dove

Also hello fellow nebraskan

[paper pewter]

Ok thankyou

Plus they're 2.50 a piece so why not

[loud panther]

My Walmart sold out

[jovial flare]

Is anybody really good at excel ?

[vale thunder]

i would help but im clueless on excel

[loud panther]

I took a class in high school?

[vagrant dagger]

Fall hit Colorado with wind

[manic inlet]

it hit Greeley with rain

it's been raining since 7AM

[vagrant dagger]

It’s been windy since that time lol I love it love the cold

[manic inlet]

valid

[tall plume]

Question
What would yall do with this much meat for that price

[long ember]

Mug

[astral eagle]

smoke it

pulled pork

[long ember]

Hi my little ginger candyyy

Did you have a good day?

[vagrant dagger]

Anything grill air fry I would love that. I have hardly any food left I have to eat noodles for while