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YOU DONT HAVE ANY PROOF
This is because you have not given me a reason to
Exactly
Proof ? :ā¬

Nah dude Thats not fair
If you wonāt give us proof that itās not true cause thatās not fair then donāt ask us for proof
Someone deleted the evidenceš
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brother I know it was you
You saw nothing
Apparently so
Jerry
Yes?
š«£
Some Pry tool style
Yes
i might be the goat (9mm hollow point shouldn't require between 9 to 11 shots to kill an unarmoured suspect)
Or you can shotgun it
im pretty sure the 509 in ready or not is bugged because sometimes it's bullets are just cosmetic
Here we go
Aye
It worked
I couldāve shotgun a Dr Pepper
I donāt think about that until now
Brother you Gotta be more on your feet
Dang
Yes
Thatās what he does
Cherry Yum Diddly Dip
Thatās built different
Does it touch me if I eat it?
Diddy
Yes
Bro chill
im top european for that
Listen
i honestly hate modern houses
If I hit the lottery
Half and half Iāll be honest
they are so ugly
Iām moving to the damn beach near Pensacola beach Florida
Can I come join you for the fishing?
And Iām buying a boat, jet-skis, sports car, truck, and a motorcycle
Cause itās the beach
And itās florida
Itās also 2 stories tall
The very first floor is a garage
Yeah guess what

This isnāt god damn Germany is it?
WHEN YOURE BROKE YOUR FEET THERE ISNT A JUMPSCARE BILL
Jerry
Yes
This is if I hit the lottery
If I hit the lottery
Iāll bet you I have a basement with a safe door leading to a gun room where guns cover every wall
Thatās fair enough can I have a mill if you win?
Yes
YAY
Leo no
Youāre a European get your own money
Damm
If I gave Leo a mil heād spend it all on hooker and blow
Im black deep inside my heart
Stop being depressed bro I believe in you
You can come hunt on my ranch if you want?
Why are you hating me
Leo
š¶āš«ļø
If you come fishing with me and Jerry
š¤
Only two of us are coming back (jk)
I hate fishing.. itās boring asf
You couldnāt come fishing cause your a country away

DUDE
go
This is why you canāt have 1 million
Both are good luck
Nah go in the Mounties
Iām also investing money in stuff
Deep..
I will come fishing with you and your welcome to hunt on my ranch bro
i steal this , oak!
Jerry
Yes
Bro you should sniff it
It smells like kool aid powder
See what it does
Didnāt kids do that with pixy stix?
Potentially
Iāve never done it Iām a good upstanding kid
wtf
Who raised them?
Walter white?
Also Jerry
I dumped the powder into my mouth
Not that bad
Taste like a very sour cherry
Lmao
Damm he is crying
It be like that sometimes
I donāt speak German please translate
Why?
Mind you we are the generation that āsmokedā Smarties I donāt think we can judge
wtf you mean interesting?
I donāt know it looks interesting
He is just saying that we need to safe more jews
It is doesšš„
Yk what is hard as hell to find
That or it was just my school in particular growing up LMFAO
So we are spending more money on Israel
Seems like a him problem

And political
Cause I used to grab it all the time for no reason
Get that up and out of here boy
Do you guys remember the cigarette candies they used to sell
Lol
Germany has other big problems than that
I think like sugar sticks basically??
Brother you political
You canāt find it in Texas
Stop it
If you go towards Oklahoma or Missouri you can find it
Bro
they still sell them here
š¤§
Thatās unfortunate Iām moving to Texas
Yes
Keep things light
Avoid controversial or sensitive topics such as politics and religion. (rule numba 4)
Okay dude im still š½
They stopped selling them where I was because it āpromoted smokingā but didnāt bat an eye when kids were squishing the Smarties candies and literally huffing the dust like they were smoking, I donāt think it was the candy that was the problem š
German hero šŖ
I like mars
Who tf is that
The thing to eaten
Is that German caseoh?
Oh good luck I moved OUT of Texas š
nah thatās crazy
yes
I want to
This place sucks booty hole
He is like the German ishowspeed but he is poor and fat
so, the opposite of speed ?
Why thank you
Yea but in Bether
It snows
Kids canāt call their parents anymore unless a teacher lets them now
Schools canāt call parents anymore for medical concerns of the student unless the parents sign a consent form at the beginning of the year
I like it hot Iāve lived in the UK for 9 fricking year
Are you serious
wtf
Unless the teacher lets them?
Bro
PAAHHAHAHA
I can tell you now
They banned mobile phones in schools. Kids arenāt allowed to have their phones on them on school grounds
My momma would beat the shi outta somebody if I got hurt or something and she wasnāt called or anything
Trust me that happened once
Another thing
So in order to be able to call their parents they have to ask a teacher to go to the office and do it and thatās IF the teacher lets them do it
You know
I was told to take my phone by my parents incase thereās a emergency and I need to say bye to them
Now realizing thatās school shooting scenario
In one of the states that has the highest mass incidences
Jerry
Yes
As for the second thing
Song
Very interesting
A little boy who was attending a school in Texas got into āan altercationā according to the school but the school REFUSED to tell the mom of the boy what happened other than that, he is currently hospitalized after he started having seizures due to brain fluid buildup.
The uh
wtf
School did not call the mom to tell her he got beat up, iirc.
Hold on
Guys uhm I'm actually vegan
So the kid got beat up
And then had to go to the hospital cause of how bad it was?
Yet they didnāt call the mom?
Yeah.
Bro
š½š„¬š«š„
I think so yeah.
My momma wouldāve went into that school and beat the crap out of the principal and sent him to the hospital with me
There has to be a consent form signed at the beginning of the year for every school district by the parent if a medical issue goes on with the child.
Chicken in vegan right
Or to enact medical intervention
Thatās crazy
Can chikens eat veagans
Meaning as well, if a parent doesnāt sign that form the kid wonāt be sent to the nurseās office and theyāll often hesitate to call the hospital
Well damn Jerry
Yes
So glad I only have two years left of high school
Jk im not vegan i eat milk
Another school in Texas allowed a little girl to have an asthma attack caused by allergy without intervening because her mom didnāt sign that form. Mom only found out when a teacher saw how bad the daughter was getting and called her to pick her up. They left the girl lying on the carpet
You eat milk?
š¼
You EAT milk?
yes
Brother is a babyšæ
Texas sucks
mf how tf you EAT milk?
bro chews the milk ig
I chew
I hate Texas and I hope I donāt have to go back š
I guess if we wanna be technical, cheese
Technically itās cheese
Fair
No
ah
But he means liquid
With his milk eating apparatus
And milk comes out
oh
22 or 25?
i drink bison milk from arizona
dude is deadass chewing the liquid
You are engaged in something
I donāt know what
Thatās crazy
22 im too broke for 25
My mom
Good snack

W!
PAHAHAHHAHA

Why not
yo wait
Mood
Make some damn bison milk and sell that crap
ARE THOSE RAW SPAGHETTI
ima milk a moose
We can use spaghetti as a chopstick to eat other spaggeti
Lowkey
Raw spaghetti is awesome
Yes
So like, best thing ever is to ask someone to crack your back, and to have a few dried pasta in between your teeth
I love the crunch of it
bleh
and when they lift you to crack, you crunch the pasta and groan
He has a point
I used to set the ends of raw spaghetti noodles on fire and draw on paper with the ashes
Iāve heard of this before
Anyways I also drink fish
even better, make them crack your neck and just fall to the ground
someone with a death wish
gold top milk
Itās a heavenly experience (pun intended)
chunky cream in the milk rises to the top
can they make it from bison milk tho
OOPS
Yeah
I just crack my own neck.
Bubblewrap ahh bones
We can milk a bison by going under it
have you asked the bison?
And then I eat the stick
idk, i do not personally know any bison
My autism is too strong rn I need to go to bed
bison is cow
My autism has been strong
I actually donāt know whatās going on here anymore so Iām a go-ahead out
i live in scotland, tf you want me to do about asking the bison then?
Same
not exactly like im their neighbour lmao
Go to where the bison live obviously
Mine gets an attack boost when I have periods of being awake too long but canāt sleep
Then be stronger and defeat it
Be stronger
I freaking wish dude
If I was stronger then autism Iād be literally built different
If you have alzeimers then just forget it
use a ouiji board and commune with the local cows, see if you can ancestor chain through a long dead aurochs to reach the bison
We already built different wym š
Anyway me and my whiskey/vodka pronouns are out have a good one chat
Go tell that to my dead grandma
If you dead then undead
Take care Rigby
Donāt leave me
(no insult to your grandma)
If you are dead then simply resurrect, itās easy
Breaking News: Man who has Alzheimers forgets he has Alzheimers, is cured.
POV: Jesus
Yeah sheās Jesus or sum?
Lmaooo
6ļøā£ 7ļøā£
I hope you know
So it's a unjust go
I do not care
Iāve heard and seen the 67 crap so much
Itās old as hell
Itās older then my damn ancestors
Caring is sharing
No but
im not a racoon
You look like a racoon and horse had baby
ok bro lowkey š
Highkey š
Huh
Iām out here trying to nap
I dumped two fun dip packets in my mouth at once
Rest in peace bro āļø where do you want me to bury you?
On a hill
Which one
And play revelation by John rich at my funeral
I reopened discord to see this
What is the define of the definition of masticate
Up on Melancholy Hill
A nice one with a great view of a sunset
Kk got you bro
I know of a hill in South Africa if that works
I need to be buried in the USA
Kk
gnawing
It might take me a minute to look but I will find you a spot anything for a brother
Rugby š
And play Revelation by John Rich
šš¼
Bury me in a hill *
Iād be lucky to go up
Learn grammar
What must go up must come down
I think this one has lack of brain cells
My souls getting the sun gravity and going slam dunked down
Jerry
You get no nap
kein Nickerchen für dich, Jerry
rip
Mf I used google translate donāt push it
Excuse me what
EnGlisH OnlY PlEAse
Be inclusive dammit
DonaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitƤtenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
Itās Fr a word š
Lack also means lakh in Indian which means it's hundred thousand
Okay never mind donāt be inclusive get out German
Cap
Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Pahahahha
oh my god
Jerry
Itās a actual thing
wtf
Danube steamship electricity main depot construction sub-official company
It literally translated to this
wtf
Germany has lot of germ
Cattle Marking and Meat Labeling Monitoring Task Transfer Act
Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung
wtf
The Germans actually need to learn how to speak English because thatās horrendous
What would that even sound like
Smashš
Every dude is learning Englisch
English
Your a lizard...
He says well miss spelling English
Yeah right

Actually Iām a South African thereās a difference
Listen up fellos
Brother I will cook you
You speak English because it's the only language you know
Nah nah dude
Iām from California I moved to Missouri then to Florida then to Kansas City and then back to Florida and now Texas
We speak English because it's the only language you know
YET SKMEHOW
Bro learn how to live in one place
I learn 2 things in high school Spanish, how to say no, and how to improperly say I dont speak spanish
Actually we speak it because thatās the rules of the server
Oh
But still
the rules of the server
Ja teef
Uhm...
Was born in California raised in Missouri and then my dad got a job in Florida so we went there and then we went to KC cause he got paid more there and then we went back to Florida again cause they paid more but we went to the opposite side of Florida and then we came here to Texas
He speaks ligman
No hoblar espanol
hoblar š
@obsidian bay no englich
It makes it more believable
Ban him
Afrikaans brother
And Jerry
Yes
I was raised by wolves
You say this like I know what that place looks like
Does gibberish count as a language
So we lived in Missouri and the rest of my family lived in Oklahoma
In the rainforest of brazil
Probably not but it should
Gonna fight all of you
and i lived in the andes
No tyk dont ban me
Try me
for 15 years
Boxing gloves with 'Rule 1' stitched on the both of them
Genuinely I am bored A fight sounds great
Literally bottom left corner of Missouri
But mine wasnt grammatically correct
Boxing gloves ima use brass nukales
Like to go from Oklahoma to Missouri
The town I grew up in
I take that
U
Was literally the first dam town in Missouri past the Oklahoma/missouri border line
U
I figured brass knuckles that said that, make us remember
Rule on one hand, one on the other
That place makes Walmart look like a crackhead funhouse
I'll make y'all cut your own switches
I try and avoid physically fighting anymore. Mental warfare is more fun
Ek kon van Suid Afrika!
My parents
Literally knew my parents all the way to my brothers and sisters Jerry
Literally everybody knew everybody
So if I was ever being kidnapped and I screamed
Everybody and their mother
Wouldāve came outside and beat the kidnapper down
Lekha stuff bru
What
Basically Great stuff
Making people question their identity and stuff
Bro in Afrikaans
Can someone explain to me what this word is? ChatGPT is going crazy right now
Mf I been questioning life not identity
Same difference
Journey???
It means travelling
As in we are going on a journey
Basically we are going somewhere
Ohhhh
Depending on the context, a mental experience that leads to growth, or a physical trip
Glad I could help
Donāt lie to me i need this for my homework.. thank you!

Bro Iām not smart enough to lie on the fly
Iām being dead ass
Dude Nice Dress
I want a new rifle Jerry
Me???š¤§
I want a rifle periodš
I wanna get a duck, train it to bother people, so I can say release the quacken and have a duck charge them
Ja
Yes bro
I want this
Thank your

Itās so easy to translate though
Quick German test..
Waschmaschiene ?
Licht?
Buch?
Tyk how hard is it to get an attack duck
Bush light?
I know geese will do it instinctively, but I need a duck for my joke
Thatās what came to mind
But light is good
Bro is committedšæš„
I donāt even know whatās going on anymore my brain hurts
Goodbye lads
What brand of rifle do I get?
Take care
NO JERRY
Almost time again
STAYYY
I shoot a lot of Marlins they are very good
I need a 556 Jerry
Make one
Donāt get it it sucks
Get a .308
223 wylde
I want that 500 magnum rifle
50 beowolf
Good luck brother
Iām going to go get more spaghetti so I can get a piece to the German guy
What the hell are you shooting
Intruder
Bro you have some big ass deer where you live
If somebody breaks into my neighbors house
Just get a shot gun
Open fire through the fridge
Iām not even joking a .22 long rifle can almost get through the outer wall and most of the fridge to get to someoneš
what
Then why should it
Iām sorry wtf you say?
Why shoot it
.22 Long rifle can shoot you through the outside wall of your house
My house is brick Jerry
Washing machine (like laundry iirc?)
Light
Book
The average American house is not made a break
Shot enough and it will go through
Jerry
We had a whole tornado go over the house
And I jsut sit there
And stared out the window
Lmao
Thatās why you Gotta build a proper house
It was strong enough to snap a green palm tree in half Jerry
It literally looked like a TV screen out the window
I think itās called washing machine
It was gray with white going in circles and then when it hit the house all you see is dark grey and stick going past the windows
Literally the same sticks I saw out the back window whipped around to the side window
YEAHHHHHHH
Wait it's Tuesday
thank you for my TTT
I got some more boys
I love raw noodle
Lmao
This one is for you
Yes
Itās devil in disguise by Marino
Mhm?
the collapse of the USSR
In a .223 case?
They basically would fit I think but I donāt think it would shoot
Got him.. thanks
dont think it would fit the case nack actually, would be a few thousands an inch too small
No problem bro
the chamber pressure would probably also annihilate the little bullet
I would just make it smaller with my fingers Iām pro like that
I mean what would happened if I made it fit and stuff
Would it just shotgun the .22lr?
Pretty much
itd basically schrapnel it yeah
and probably also marr the hell out of and ruin your barrel
Very good chance of that happening
Guess what Iām playing Jerry
JERRY
I made bread
That's a really nice bred
Eat it
Now Iām hungryš
Yo
It taste good
Yo
Guess what Iām playing guys
āFortnite š¤āļøā
@fathom vortex
mmmmmambo
Good to know
hello
-# Yes
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Hello
Yeah nobody has image perms bro except mods
Ohh
we js cheat the system
Gif perms*
@obsidian bay u want it?
hmmmm
does it have shellfish in it at all
Only shellfish
Would you want my dinner
wtf
I second that
is that ketchup
why all this ketchup
That's my lil bros plate
(I took roughly the same amount)
why are we not using pasta sauceš
š¤¢
Because this is a dish served with ketchup
I will stick with the chicken stir fry I just cooked
imma stick with my squirrel i got on the stoveš
gonna fry them jokers up after there done boilin
My humor š
(Idk if this is political or not im sorry when so)
What is that
Rice, chicken that marinated for 4 hours in:
- ginger
- garlic
- onion
- sploot of rice wine
- triple sploot of soy sauce
- 3 bleps of fish sauce
- sesame oil
- spring onions
- pepper
- salt
- red pepper flakes
- bell pepper
all stir fried together in one pan
held in a little nori wrap
Ooh recipes! Me likey recipes
Season with the guidance of your ancestors
I'm the kind of person that keeps all foods separate on the plate
gl with that
understandable
š¤£š¤£
Also found this sheltie/collie pic and now I need one even more
-# bleh
okay but
hear me out
imagine the .6 lens photos
blue merle š š
I kinda think it's too much š
I could never.
Tricolour is my fav but the brown ones are beautiful too
Two forks?
so Swik can eat SUPERfast
bro is out here speed running
Foot pics be warned
Guys do I add a girl I think is cute on snap. I used to go to school with her but she went homeschooled.
I rock aviators
Lonelyyyyy
I'm Mr Lonelyyyyyyyy....
I should be studyinggggggg
But I'm nooottt!!!!
crys in I'm gonna fail
Fair
@limber coral your favorite
Insta ban maybe
What do you think about these?
LIKE DENNIE SAID WHAT IS IT!
A
Idk how many Russian/Mongolian maps there are in feedback so Iām doing a mix of both
Eh?
Well now I just look dumb
There was something there btw
Someone sent a link
Iām not schizophrenic I promise
Jerry
I think it was you I told I went to the Oakley store at the mall and tried those sunglasses on
Was it you?
?????????????
Oh yeah
Fun fact
They look very nice
Gimme a sec
Kk
Yes
Some I think like almost all are designed to pull that piece out of the glasses
So you can interchange the color of that piece
That is very cool š
Iām going to make tactical sunglassesš
These are after market Oakley ones
But you can see what I mean
That entire ear piece or whatever comes off
And you can interchange them
The guy literally went
That is so cool bro!!!!
āAnd these come offā and then continued to take the entire thing off like in the photo
Mhm!
I tried these ones on
Except they were all a light brown
And they had the blue lenses
But those are as similar a I can find
I prefer the red tinted glass with black and gold would look very cool
Lowkey the comfiest glasses Iāve ever worn
Lol
I donāt like wearing glasses so low-key if they are I got a find me some
š¤£š¤£
Yo lmao
šš„
Frfr
Shi hire me
They Gotta stop designing stuff for the slopes and ocean without making them for the slopes or ocean
Iāll design some fire ahh shi
Frfr
I would buy them (probably)
For what?
And donāt you dare say something crazy like āTITANIC ICE SKY OCEAN BLUEā
Like whatās your favorite color in general?
FUC
Black
Red and black together
I was about to say
How tf am I supposed to do that
Thatās a good band
???
Hiiiii hru?
I have acquired possible woman
:))
And am passing my business classes
Life is good
What do you mean āpossible womenā it sounds like you are not sure that theyāre woman
My boy what
Well I met woman and we talked and then we called eachother cute so idk
But then again the blue one looks quite nice to
which fing red Jerry
Thereās two red ones there
You get hit with a hammer
DM me it
Also I need a go fund me for snacks
The brighter one
Cause I think I know what it is