🦝︴off-topic

[knotty olive]

Go commit armed robbery

[vale thunder]

Not until you pass the bar

I’ll need a lawyer on retainer just in case

[knotty olive]

Your honor my client was feeling a little goofy

[long ember]

I dont remember if I sent the muskrat pics too ik I sent the snake vid

[knotty olive]

Only got like 7 more years

[vale thunder]

Your honor , Nuh uh you weren’t even there

[vale thunder]

I think u did but still Neato

[knotty olive]

If you find my client guilty you like liver soup

[vale thunder]

Your honor , my client pleads oopsy daisy

[knotty olive]

375 consecutive life sentences?

It started as a traffic ticket

[vale thunder]

Lmaoooo

I’m so good I can talk a speeding ticket into a lethal injection

Which execution would you rather have

[pseudo jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/moon-husky-dog-happy-dance-gif-21917523

Oh

[vale thunder]

Lethal injection, Gas chamber , Firing Squad?

[knotty olive]

Firing squad

4 to the chest 2 to the head

[vale thunder]

Your honor I play uno reverse

[vale thunder]

That’s what I was thinking

[vale thunder]

I don’t like needles

I’d rather be shot

[knotty olive]

Never had a shot problem

It’s a dying slowly problem

[vale thunder]

True

But I’d rather not have my last moments be with a needle in my arm

I could do that on the street with some heroin

[knotty olive]

Electric chair sounds brutal

[vale thunder]

It is

[jaunty ingot]

I fw it

[vale thunder]

Guillotine is worse because you’re alive roughly 6 seconds after your heads been chopped off

[jaunty ingot]

Turn into Albert Einstein

[knotty olive]

They way I’d actually like to die is deep sea implosion

[knotty olive]

Why u think they used to turn your head to your body

[vale thunder]

I’d rather die in a carbon monoxide leak

Bc I almost did

[knotty olive]

Nah anything gas related not for me, slowly going out of asphyxiation hell no

[jaunty ingot]

“Take a look at this” ah death

[knotty olive]

Kill cam

[vale thunder]

lmaooo

[jaunty ingot]

I’m actually just never gonna die trust. First immortal

[vale thunder]

Well here’s to hoping Ig

[jaunty ingot]

True…

[vale thunder]

I mean it sounds like torture

Watching all your friends and family die

[jaunty ingot]

Lowkey hope I die around some cannibals lemme turn into energy type shi

[knotty olive]

Ngl just floating around with a infinite battery retro bowl sounds great

[vale thunder]

No thanks man

[knotty olive]

Bros never heard of decomposition

[vale thunder]

At some point I’ll start begging for death

[jaunty ingot]

Being alive to witness the heat death of the universe would be peak

[vale thunder]

No thanks

[knotty olive]

It would be cool

[vale thunder]

Too lonesome

[jaunty ingot]

No I know that. I Just REALLY want to be cannibalised

[vale thunder]

I’d want someone to watch it

[vale thunder]

Dog we don’t wanna know about your fetishes

[knotty olive]

Bros hungry

[jaunty ingot]

That’s not one of them dw

[vale thunder]

Also hope you find a qualified therapist

Because holy cow

[knotty olive]

Scotland as chess

I just rly wanna hit someone with a diabolical blind side block

[jaunty ingot]

Because what

[vale thunder]

HOLY COW!!

[vale thunder]

Anyways what kind of bs are we up to today gooners

[jaunty ingot]

Should be me

[vale thunder]

If woman asked to be hit , do we hit woman?

(Theoretically speaking)

[rare veldt]

Sorry I’ve seen too many stupid protests i’ve kind of lost a respect for it

[vale thunder]

Eh fair but everyone has their opinion and right to voice it

As long as it’s not a destructive one

[rare veldt]

Like sure it’s got its place but y’all Gotta stop blocking the damn roads

I wish I was joking💀

They actually cause the death of an old lady

In the one protest

Very avoidable

[vale thunder]

I think I remember that

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/essica-monthly-opossum-3rd-gif-5833302279337135057

[jaunty ingot]

Tyk this is so peak

Thank you

[obsidian bay]

you are quite welcome

[jaunty ingot]

It inspired me

[knotty olive]

I will lay you out

[jaunty ingot]

Peak

[knotty olive]

Call an air medic

[ripe gulch]

focus supremacy

[quartz sluice]

Did someone say supremacy

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-battlefront-ii-clone-troopers-battlefront-star-wars-clone-wars-gif-7902902903974046224

Man

ANYWAY

[quartz sluice]

FOR THE REPUBLIC

[vale thunder]

😟

[knotty olive]

Of China?

[quartz sluice]

No

Star Wars

[vale thunder]

Yes

Obviously China

We love China

[vale thunder]

Wassup Beijing

[jaunty ingot]

I love china

CHINA FOR EVER

[ripe gulch]

i wish those came to consumer market

[rustic adder]

Guys... If I can hear your music from inside my house and in my skull, and the constant bass sound slowly moves the cup of water towards the end of my table... then its too loud.

[vale thunder]

😐

[knotty olive]

You can make someone pay your mortgage for that

Let’s go gettem

[rustic adder]

I see.

I'm talking about the people driving outside my house BTW. Yk those who play music at max volume to the point where idk if they're even paying attention to the road?

Just a personal opinion of mine...

[rustic adder]

Mood

[fiery pendant]

hey 0

[delicate cedar]

True words sire...!

[proud umbra]

hi

[abstract viper]

No

Its not loud enough

If you aren't bleeding from the ears turn it up

[long ember]

I've been abusing my bugs

I absolutely hate darkling beetles

Genuinely

I wish they'd all die already

Stupid mealworms bro

Not even that healthy

[long ember]

Hi dennie

[knotty olive]

@limber coral can I post my mort feet licking video?

[knotty olive]

hello

[limber coral]

Tf?

Send me it in DMs

[long ember]

Dm me it

[limber coral]

Jinx

[long ember]

Shut up

[limber coral]

lol

[long ember]

No way

[knotty olive]

It’s sfw

[long ember]

That's so funny

I dont see how tho

Do and dont

[limber coral]

Lmao

[open halo]

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

I need bleach and mead or some white lightning

[long ember]

Shut up

[knotty olive]

It’s from a kids show🙏

Ur just weak

[open halo]

Do you know what deathmatch wrestling is?

[long ember]

Licking feet

[long ember]

Yes

Bro theres videos of it on YouTube

[limber coral]

Here you go

[knotty olive]

Feet ?

[open halo]

It’s bloody like very bloody

[long ember]

No they're actually beating each other

Light bulbs

[open halo]

Take attitude era WWE and crank it up 7 notcces

[long ember]

Chairs

[open halo]

And barbedwire

[long ember]

That too

[open halo]

Thumbtacks, razors

[ripe gulch]

old but gold

[open halo]

Some guy has a machete

[long ember]

WHATT

That's so crazy omg

[open halo]

Remington rhor has 2 machetes and he uses the saw blade side on foreheads

Also skewers and gusset plates are common

[long ember]

Sick

In a bad way

[open halo]

Yeah

[limber coral]

I thought I had a other bleach meme

[open halo]

I’ve seen weedwhacker shots

And firecrackers plus actual men on fire

They always have water and shiet

Staple guns

[open halo]

Syringes one guy has

And eww

One company uses razor wire

[limber coral]

That bear just helped me for what I just watched

Ty

[knotty olive]

Can I post my rat crapping himself while pregnant from expired cheese vid🙏

[limber coral]

[limber coral]

I'm removing your image privileges

[long ember]

Company?

[knotty olive]

Good thing these are videos🙏

[mossy badge]

Thank you

[limber coral]

Sameshit

I'm removing yours from the whole of discord

You pushed it to seamus thanking me

[knotty olive]

Dennie hate by him is so forced

[limber coral]

Uh huh

[knotty olive]

@limber coral

Bets vid yet

You read taht wrong

That too

[limber coral]

[pale shale]

i second his thanks

[open halo]

I know im late but yes

Insane pro wrestling

[long ember]

Yes you are

[glossy gust]

Let me get sum

[knotty olive]

@vale thunder

[vale thunder]

Why

[wraith quail]

You can do philosophy instead 🥱

[hazy drum]

So I was doing a funny command in a different where I can summon a cat image and… this popped up 😭

This is NOT a cat

[pulsar oak]

THE CYBERTRUCK SHOES ARE TUFFF 😭😭😭

[jovial flare]

I’m dying

A fever of 102 is killing me

And I wanna throw a tantrum because I have test friday

[analog anvil]

Mood, I just have a severe migraine tbh

[jovial flare]

I have that as well

It’s fun

[analog anvil]

Hell fun, plus I threw up on the job earlier, super fun

[gray cave]

I want a new cat

Mine sleeps all day

[open halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-gage-ice-cream-mdk-gcw-wwe-gif-10066779974031194867

[wicked heath]

W YouTuber

[rare veldt]

Yoooooooooooo

[gray cave]

Encyclopedia on military and war history

[vale thunder]

Rest in peace

[abstract viper]

Go for a new high score

I have the high score at my local hospital

107

💀

Well it was at the time coulda been beaten now

[vale thunder]

107?

Dayum

[abstract viper]

Almost ded

[vale thunder]

Serious question

Do you have any brain damage from that?

I had a 105 and I couldn’t walk for a couple days

[abstract viper]

106 is considered the threshold for organ damage

Well 106.7

[vale thunder]

My sisters all time score was 107.4

[abstract viper]

And yes i have horrible memory partially because of it and another fun accident

[vale thunder]

She wasn’t conscious

[vale thunder]

Oh how fun!

[abstract viper]

I was technically conscious

Apparently

[vale thunder]

I got up to 105 one time with the flu and my legs just stopped working for a couple days

I got so dizzy

Didnt know where I was

Slept almost an entire day

[abstract viper]

After 104 you need er is what ive been told

[vale thunder]

Eventually it broke and went down to 101

[abstract viper]

I went to hospital at 105 it got up to 107 before they could start working on getting it down

Which was apparently like 30 minutes

[vale thunder]

But it spiked in the middle of the night, literally 3 am

[abstract viper]

Idk i was 9 and dont really remember it

[abstract viper]

Ahhh

Sub optimal

[vale thunder]

I took a picture of the thermometer while it was spiking at 103.2

[obsidian bay]

104 is the start of brain death

[vale thunder]

That’s when I started to get dizzy

[vale thunder]

My brain is already missing some things from that carbon monoxide accident

[obsidian bay]

Understandable, tbh

[vale thunder]

Apparently I was high as a kite

[abstract viper]

One other time i had one so high my mouth was foaming but it was gone when ems got to the house

Well not gone

[vale thunder]

All I remember was sitting on the curb and playing with a broken bottle

[abstract viper]

But lower

[abstract viper]

Bruh dont play with glass

[vale thunder]

Fun times

[abstract viper]

Silly guy

[obsidian bay]

Yall literally need to like

[vale thunder]

I was high on carbon monoxide

[obsidian bay]

Stop practicing dying

[vale thunder]

Literally giggling

[abstract viper]

Hell yeah

[abstract viper]

Ur not my mom

[vale thunder]

It was low-key entertaining

[abstract viper]

Ill do what i want

[vale thunder]

Then there was that one time at band camp …….

[abstract viper]

This will be good

Band camp stories are always fun

[vale thunder]

It was a quote from a movie

[abstract viper]

O

[vale thunder]

Tyk I’m surprised you didn’t get it

[vale thunder]

But yeah Ih

Oh!

I almost got bitten by a copper head

A venomous snake

[obsidian bay]

I was in another chat

[abstract viper]

We played with those when i was a kid

[obsidian bay]

I do know the joke though

[vale thunder]

Understood

[vale thunder]

I knew you would

[abstract viper]

I have a picture of me holding 2 lol

[vale thunder]

😟

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/this-one-time-at-band-camp-american-pie-alyson-hannigan-trendizisst-gif-3631510380931024685

[vale thunder]

YES

THANK YOU

[vale thunder]

You sir have larger testicles than I

I applaud you

[abstract viper]

No i was a dumb 12 year old

tbh id grab one rn sneks aren't scary

[vale thunder]

Oh I was 7 when my story happened so

I love snakes an all but I was a child

[sick briar]

snakes are yikes

I dispise snakes

[abstract viper]

Oops

Bad word

[obsidian bay]

Same! Snakes are such sweet idiots

[obsidian bay]

Jail

[abstract viper]

Dont ban me

[obsidian bay]

Go sit in the jail corner

[vale thunder]

I love them so much

[obsidian bay]

Can't wait till i can get another one

[vale thunder]

If I ever find a gf , shes gotta love snakes

[abstract viper]

Last time i was there elmo sold me meth

[vale thunder]

OOO DO SHOW YOUR CURRENT LOVELY LITTLE NOODLES OF AUTISM

[abstract viper]

This is entirely too relatable

[obsidian bay]

I cannot 🙁
I have none at the moment

[vale thunder]

Awwww

[obsidian bay]

Couldn't get my one imported when I moved here

[vale thunder]

HOW RUDE

[obsidian bay]

So he lives with my old co worker now

[sick briar]

I also can never get over the fear of them possibly biting me because I hate the sensation of getting poked with like needles/teeth/bitten

[abstract viper]

Put it in carry on

[vale thunder]

At least Hes in a good home

[mossy badge]

Warthunder is killing me

[vale thunder]

Do you perhaps know what a python is

[vale thunder]

As it does

[obsidian bay]

Asked if I could put him in a locking carrier and was told is be removed from the flight

[abstract viper]

Smh

[obsidian bay]

He really is, and she's in school to be an exotics vet so hes in the best possible hands

[mossy badge]

After this match I got killed by an E100

Which is insane

[vale thunder]

Fr!

[sick briar]

a snake

[vale thunder]

Also I saw that grizz

[mossy badge]

I even begged for my lige

[obsidian bay]

Grizz. Stay in the jail corner an extra five minutes

[abstract viper]

I deserve that one

[vale thunder]

No “fangs”

Python lovely little munchkins

[sick briar]

also I live in Australia where like we have some of the deadliest snakes ever so you end up growing up with quite an aversion to snakes in general

[vale thunder]

I can understand the caution

[obsidian bay]

Well so like they still have teeth to hold their prey, but honestly the number of times I've been tagged

It just feels like wet velcro

[vale thunder]

Texas has some of the US’s most deadly snakes

So I understand the caution

[sick briar]

they still have fangs that can catch in you if they go for a big bite

[vale thunder]

Just shows they love you

Definitely

[sick briar]

snakes are just not a shape I like

too skfuaobrhsifjejfsncovfj

[vale thunder]

To each their own

[vale thunder]

Shush

Hush even

[abstract viper]

Nuh uhh

[vale thunder]

Therapy is for babies I just bottle my issues up

[abstract viper]

Preach

[vale thunder]

Like A Man

[abstract viper]

Thats what alcohol is for

[obsidian bay]

But also to try and help with some of this fear -

Snakes dont willingly go out their biting like any and everything.
They're very keen on not having their teeth ripped out - because yes they're that fragile if you yank away when bitten.

[vale thunder]

Not yet

[abstract viper]

Tell that to the last corn snake I caught

The one on my insta

Punk

Im still mad he wouldn't let go for 5+ minutes

Just standing there with a snek on my thumb

[sick briar]

also something I really don't get about snake people is the people who own like 5 foot long ball pythons and just have them around their necks and sometimes the snake will just start to wrap around their necks and like what if one time they just say dinner time and don't wanna go easy

[obsidian bay]

Ball pythons are docile af most of the time (abuse cases not withstanding)

[vale thunder]

Abuse cases are the outlier

Those poor critters

[obsidian bay]

Any and everyone should be able to peel off a ball python, a 5 foot specimen is a BIG ball python. They average three feet

[vale thunder]

I ain’t no snake expert but

I’d love to have as many as possible

[obsidian bay]

They also don't see you as food, you're entirely too large

[vale thunder]

Rescues NOT bred

We need to stop breeding pets and start rescuing

All my dogs except for 1 have been rescued

[obsidian bay]

If the snake is wrapping around you, it's scared. Stop moving so rapidly, and calm down, it'll loosen up when it feels more secure

[abstract viper]

I stole mine

[lethal hamlet]

@mossy badge

found you

[abstract viper]

Beat him up

[lethal hamlet]

he only plays air arcade 💀

[abstract viper]

Oh deer lort

I shall mock him relentlessly

[lethal hamlet]

and hes low tier

but low tier is best tier

[abstract viper]

Smh

[vale thunder]

I think you’re mistaken

2.3 is best , the absolute sweet spot

[lethal hamlet]

nuh uh

that is low tier

[vale thunder]

Wrong

That is Average tier

[lethal hamlet]

rank 1 2 and 3 are low tier

[vale thunder]

The average player is going to reach around 2.3-3.3 and realize the game is PTW and stop playing

SO!

Like I said

Average tier

[abstract viper]

Get rekt i play at 6.2

Noobs

[vale thunder]

On I’m on 5.0 German tanks don’t you worry

[lethal hamlet]

wt isint pay to win its play to die

[vale thunder]

I think that is single handedly the worst opinion I’ve ever heard and I’ve heard all sorts of opinions

[lethal hamlet]

i have the m1a1 aim

i dont rcomend it

[vale thunder]

Maybe I should change my words a bit

Instead of pay to win I should have said

[lethal hamlet]

every time i play i die

[vale thunder]

Pay to progress

[lethal hamlet]

ok yea

[vale thunder]

The winning doesn’t really matter anyways

[lethal hamlet]

i use ge for war thunder app

i dont pay to play

[vale thunder]

Yes however

[lethal hamlet]

and before you say annything

[vale thunder]

You use said GE correct?

[lethal hamlet]

it is sponsered by war thunder

[vale thunder]

On say premium account or a premium vehicles right?

[lethal hamlet]

i get premium account from twitch drops

im saveing up for the M1128

[vale thunder]

I’m going to bed , talking to you is like talking to a goldfish

[lethal hamlet]

wow

[sick briar]

wart hunder players on their way to clock 2000 hours just to get BR 10 for 1 countries single vehicle division

[vale thunder]

What?

I said the truth

[lethal hamlet]

errm i only have 500+ hours

(thats just on steam)

you do know goldfish are really smart

[vale thunder]

You do know goldfish literally can forget to breathe right

[lethal hamlet]

bro is still here

💀

[vale thunder]

Nah I’m playing

[vale thunder]

You keep responding

It’s how a conversation works

😂

[abstract viper]

Me when symphonic deathcore comes on

[rare veldt]

Bro is laugh at his own jokes🥀

[vale thunder]

I was laughing at his gif fail

[rare veldt]

Ahhhhh

[vale thunder]

Don’t break your neck

[rare veldt]

That makes sense

[vale thunder]

I’m not a narcissist

[rare veldt]

Bro laughing at your own jokes as a chronic illness I happen to have this illness unfortunately I laugh at my own jokes all the time

[abstract viper]

No promises, new band i found slaps harder then the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

[rare veldt]

Sometimes I am the only one who gets the damn things

[vale thunder]

Does it slap harder than your dad when you get a B+ instead of an A on a math test?

[abstract viper]

My jokes are hilarious and i can provide sources

[abstract viper]

He didnt slap 💀

[vale thunder]

I summon my jokes using black devil magic

[vale thunder]

Just mine? Well crap

[abstract viper]

I summon mine using schizophrenia

Me when im me

Ok but like disembodied tyrant has some bangers

[vale thunder]

So does tom petty

And Eric Clapton

[abstract viper]

Valid

[jaunty ingot]

So real

[sick briar]

mambo @fathom vortex

also turns out the vocals freak out when you stack 15 mambos so it sounds weird

[whole nest]

im cooking up a new drawing cus my teacher wants one of em for her classroom👍

it looks rlly wierd rn-

[ripe gulch]

OG way of getting easy A in art class

[whole nest]

nah physics class

but imma take some pics n show my art teacher

[whole nest]

heres a wip btw

[whole nest]

aint shooting bald eagle illegal?

[ripe gulch]

ahh

i got easy As in art class

cause i usually finished projects really quick and continued to draw random stuff, the teacher liked it and gave me As lol

[torpid flower]

Very

That’s why the jokes funny

[obsidian bay]

this is all sorts of 10/10 😂

[quartz sluice]

Not to flex(I am by all means flexing) but my uncles Harley is signed by Fred durst

[quartz sluice]

Theres more!

[mossy badge]

I got killed by an E100

I even begged for my life

As a Sherman

Evilness was afoot

[lethal hamlet]

bwomp

[mossy badge]

I have to play uptiered ground rb because of the rp

It was so much better for some reason

[mossy badge]

Bahaha, I have over 1k hours across 3 accounts

None of them in top tier btw

If i can add multiple Xbox accounts to my discord, I'll add my family account that I used to use

[lethal hamlet]

i HATE console accounts

my first account was on ps4

and it was hell

[mossy badge]

I cant wait to get a PC

I cant even use chat while im in a tank

And my ps5 wont let me connect a keyboard and mouse

I JUST figured out i can do this

Swap sticks

Thats gonna be so helpful for air

Console doesnt even get replays😭

If we did, I would have saved my e100 interaction

I'm probably going to end up in some YouTube video too

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

Yooo bro got braces good luck

[pseudo jungle]

I got braces like 1 year ago but never this “rubber” you know

But thank you

[rare veldt]

Yeah my brother had rubber too for his braces

[rare veldt]

No problem

Something to do with jaw alignment I think

[pseudo jungle]

Can you ask him if the rubber snaps when you “Yawn” with the rubbers ?

[rare veldt]

To make them even out or something?🤔

[rare veldt]

Yeah I can

[pseudo jungle]

Yes.. youre jawline looks “better” after that

[pseudo jungle]

Oh no 😭

[rare veldt]

He said sometimes it happens

I think it’s a bit random

[pseudo jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-to-dumb-happy-sad-gif-6384767355490550124

[rare veldt]

Like how sometimes one cartridge out of a box will be completely different than the rest 🤣

[pseudo jungle]

Oh god..

😂😂

[rare veldt]

You cooked bro😅

[pseudo jungle]

🫠

[rare veldt]

Oh no chat

Bro is melting

Quick someone get a bucket!

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHHAHA

okay dude im going for a walk with my dog

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[pseudo jungle]

Have a nice day dude

[rare veldt]

Nice

[pseudo jungle]

[rare veldt]

Thanks you too

[sharp hornet]

Hello

[astral eagle]

<@&393042322499305473>

In all of them

[rare veldt]

Hi

[silent harbor]

ohhhhh <@&393042322499305473> rrrrrrrrrr

oh waitierrrrrrrrrr

[sick briar]

talking to people who don't hunt but know military calibers is realising they don't know 308 and 223 are essentially the same as 5.56 and 7.62x51

[woven crow]

THE SILKSONG IS REAAAALLL

[midnight vine]

Mr. India aka Golu Ram aka P621 mid leap https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=3628741207258391&set=gm.3965944866884725&idorvanity=993544600791448

[ripe gulch]

wht

wth*

looks like those vape bands or whatever

[pseudo jungle]

Noooi😭

It’s for braces

[ripe gulch]

bruh

those look bigger on the pic

[pseudo jungle]

Yea 😅

[ripe gulch]

unless u got some serious chompers

bri'ish ahh teeth

[pseudo jungle]

PAHAHAHAHHAHA

[jaunty ingot]

Kangaroo

Hahahhahahehehehe

I like marsupials

[pseudo jungle]

🦘

Lol

[slim hamlet]

So true

[young salmon]

So I saw this on Facebook & I’d thought I’d share it here

Rarest Elk in the World Harvested on Opening Day of Elk Season

Hunters and wildlife enthusiasts across the globe are in shock after news broke that the world’s rarest elk, a mysterious animal that had evaded hunters and scientists for over a decade was harvested in Wyoming on the opening day of elk season.

Dubbed the “Phantom Elk” by locals, the animal was said to roam only at night, disappearing into the timberline whenever anyone got close. Stories about its existence were so unbelievable that some biologists dismissed it as a myth, while others claimed trail camera photos were too blurry to be real.

The elk, instantly recognizable by its strange tiger-like stripes and massive antlers, had been the subject of whispered campfire tales since it was first spotted ten years ago. Its tracks were often found in places thought unreachable, leading some to joke that the animal could teleport.

Wildlife historians are calling this a once-in-human-history harvest, as no other striped elk has ever been recorded in any scientific or folklore database. “We’ve catalogued everything from albino moose to three-antlered deer, but nothing like this,” said one stunned biologist. “It’s like nature just decided to roll the dice and then hide the result for a decade.”

While some conservationists expressed sadness that the legend had come to an end, others pointed out the incredible odds of even laying eyes on the animal, let alone harvesting it. The hunter, still in disbelief, simply said: “I thought people were joking when they talked about it. Turns out, I was the punchline.”

The animal is already being considered for display in a state museum, with whispers that scientists may even attempt genetic testing to see if the elk’s stripes were a natural mutation or proof that Wyoming’s wilderness still holds secrets waiting to be uncovered.

One thing is certain: this was not just opening day of elk season, it was the closing chapter of a decade-long legend.

[rare veldt]

Yooooo

Nice

[sharp hornet]

Nice bow or nah?

[obsidian bay]

@marble current whats the lowdown here

[obsidian bay]

looks like a good toothpick flinger

[rare veldt]

Not bad

It will do the job probably

[sharp hornet]

Yeah

[pale shale]

no credible proof beyond this one message, no results on google for a wyoming phantom deer, reverse image search returns nothing. if i had to guess, AI slop

[pale shale]

they really shot the AI deer

[solemn solstice]

Real talk, is spear hunting something that should be allowed because im mixed on the politics of it

[young salmon]

Looked convincing enough to me XD

[pale shale]

zoom in on the hands, 9 times out of 10 it still cant do them correctly

that dude in the pic has a finger protruding from another

now hes either a medical anomaly or AI

[obsidian bay]

Dang. How you gonna mock dudes Fingeritis? 😭

[pale shale]

no mercy when you wipe out the worlds rarest deer tyk, you should know this by now

[young salmon]

I noticed it yeh lol

[obsidian bay]

But we need it

on the museum!

[obsidian bay]

also though

what if like he decided to 🤘 to support the rack

imagine 😂

[marble current]

That’s AI lmao.

[obsidian bay]

Schrader. Why can't you make us a stripey Elk?

Don't you control their spawning IRL by now

[marble current]

I wish, I could use a big old bull elk on my wall rn lol

Tbh I just never trust anything coming off Facebook anymore 😭 it’s full of some crazy AI slop

[obsidian bay]

Curses!
Well get to it 😭

[hazy drum]

😭

I didn’t even notice that

Those are awesome 😭

[hazy drum]

Tourtilluh

[obsidian bay]

going with more than a tortilla

[knotty olive]

Quesadilla

[pale shale]

tyk are you secretly the british museum

[pale shale]

"i may be in the country but im still metal asf"

[obsidian bay]

No I'd be far cooler and way more illegal if I was :C

[jaunty ingot]

This is true

[marble current]

The Shroes are tuffer

[obsidian bay]

do you know apollo the parrot

[marble current]

Is he that talking African Grey Parrot that says Shrek

[obsidian bay]

shrock

https://youtube.com/shorts/bTia6yb8_EM?si=1H1DoPQZ9aLgEr22

[pale shale]

i dont knownwhat could be more illegal than funding a genocide then stealing artifacts after the fact

the english are really good at starting problems to pretend to fix them

[mossy badge]

I need these ngl

[toxic skiff]

Should I get this?

[native wyvern]

no get a rtx 5090

jk

if u want

[toxic skiff]

Am not giving my money to Nvidia

[native wyvern]

man

[marble current]

Is it really worth almost 3 bands?

[toxic skiff]

It’s a world war 2 issue 1911 in mint condition id say so

It’s probably killed a kraut or two as well

[wicked heath]

I'd rather spend my money on an m1

[ripe gulch]

that's 1897 money...

[toxic skiff]

How?

[ripe gulch]

that's what good condition 1897s go for afaik

at least in US

here's one for the exact same price

[marble current]

I’ve seen some on Gunbroker go for around 2k, about the same as an M1.

[ripe gulch]

depends on condition
i've seen them as high as 5 grand

but generally speaking you're looking at around the 3k mark for ones that weren't messed with

you can get them for around a grand if you don't care about it being a military model

[jaunty ingot]

Bo-o-o-o-ing

[ripe gulch]

wdym

[ripe gulch]

yeah go think about it
think about what you said about my precious m1897

[jaunty ingot]

I want it. Bad.

[ripe gulch]

you just boooed it

what kind of 180 is this

[jaunty ingot]

Boing

[ripe gulch]

like...

boingggg?

[jaunty ingot]

Solid snake or whatever it name

[ripe gulch]

huh

dingus?

[marble current]

Ngl if imma get any kind of Milsurp shotgun it’s gonna be an Ithaca M37. This thing is beautiful.

[ripe gulch]

i'm confused

[ripe gulch]

imma be completely honest
this looks like the m1897s autistic brother

[marble current]

That’s just because you love the M1897 too much

[ripe gulch]

it's cleaner

the heat shield aesthetic doesn't fit the m37

if you're getting an ithaca, you gotta get a police model

[marble current]

I really like the heat shield, maybes it’s because I’ve seen it too much.

[ripe gulch]

if u like the heat shield, get the m1897 imo

[marble current]

I feel like you’re secretly an M1897 salesman trying to get me to buy one

[ripe gulch]

no
i'd actually preffer if you don't, so i can get one

it doesn't actually matter... these are unicorns here in EU

[marble current]

You can have it all you want, I’m more of a Mosin guy myself

[ripe gulch]

you can keep that one to yourself as well

unless it's a finnish mosin

[marble current]

Well that’s the exact one I want, if I can ever save up enough money imma try and get an M28/30

[ripe gulch]

aren't they like 800 bucks?

[marble current]

Somewhere around there, although I’m looking for one that’s in really good condition, which I haven’t found yet (then again I’m not exactly a big milsurp guy so I’m not always looking).

[ripe gulch]

there's an m27 selling here for a grand
idk much abt different mosin types personally
i'd love to have a krag-jorgensen in 6.5x55 tho

[marble current]

That’s a really nice rifle. I’ve shot some irl at a gun range, if it’s in good condition it would make for both a great hunting or sport shooting rifle.

[ripe gulch]

it appears to be in pretty decent condition from the pics
made by tikka... idk if they were made by sako as well, if that changes anything
i can't actually get it for hunting tho

[long ember]

That's not nice

Apologize

[ripe gulch]

to who?
i didn't say it to anybody

[long ember]

No need to lie

[ripe gulch]

bruh

[long ember]

So many flies

[ripe gulch]

in your bedroom?

[long ember]

Why would my bedroom look like that

Its the garage

[ripe gulch]

idk

well

flies are attracted to dookie

[long ember]

We keep the garbage cans in there and it gets hot so

Probably why

Still a bit annoying

[ripe gulch]

no need to lie

[long ember]

Why

Would there be

Poop

In my garage

[ripe gulch]

i never said anything about poop in your garage
why did you specifically mention poop in your garage?

are you trying to tell us something?

[long ember]

You said dookie

[ripe gulch]

i just stated a fact

[long ember]

And then told me theres no need to lie

[ripe gulch]

i know it's not the garbage

[long ember]

Yeah I lied sometimes I poop in the garage 😓😓

[ripe gulch]

see

i knew you would admit

[long ember]

It is

[ripe gulch]

no need to lie

this is a safe space

[long ember]

Literally in a public discord server

[ripe gulch]

very safe public server i must add

[long ember]

Yeah and my names Marie

[ripe gulch]

and your last name?

[long ember]

Jennings

[ripe gulch]

social security number perhaps?

[long ember]

8008

[ripe gulch]

B

O

O

B

[mossy badge]

My b

[long ember]

not again seamus

[jaunty ingot]

😭

[ripe gulch]

so it is a dookie after all

knew it

[long ember]

a seamus dookie

[ripe gulch]

dookie is dookie

[jaunty ingot]

Let us stop conversing about feces!

[knotty olive]

What would a rooster say if it was a duck

[vale thunder]

What…..

[knotty olive]

Quack a doodle doo

[vale thunder]

I literally am peeing myself laughing rn so funny

[ripe gulch]

i literally had that in mind but i thought to myself ''that's too easy, has to be something else''

[knotty olive]

Learn control your a grown man now

[ripe gulch]

that was bad

[vale thunder]

*you’re

[ripe gulch]

like really bad

[knotty olive]

lol ik

[ripe gulch]

you made me depressed with that joke

[vale thunder]

How does a joke fail so horribly as to make its audience DEPRESSED

[ripe gulch]

idk man

but like

now i just feel like going to my safe

taking the gun out

and cleaning it

i'm so depressed that cleaning a gun might actually bring me joy

that's how bad the joke was

[knotty olive]

Well I’m glad

I can help people find joy

[ripe gulch]

real

[long ember]

i am too bc dennies joke was so bad

[ripe gulch]

bro said he's helping people find joy, not jay

go away

[long ember]

rude

[ripe gulch]

indeed

[ripe gulch]

which one tho

[long ember]

the duck one

[ripe gulch]

over under

?

[knotty olive]

I must dm Jay an even worst joke now

[ripe gulch]

it has to be so bad he's gonna want to clean an H&K G11

[long ember]

im a girl

[ripe gulch]

cap

[long ember]

why does everyone think im a boy

[ripe gulch]

ur username is literally jay

yk

male name

[long ember]

i like birds

jays are one of my favs

[ripe gulch]

according to that info that must be you in your pfp

[long ember]

yes

[jaunty ingot]

Huh? Kinda figured it to be unisex

[ripe gulch]

how

[jaunty ingot]

Only jay I know is the one in chat

Association ig

[ripe gulch]

fair ig

but still

actually i just googled it... it's actually an unisex name

dafuq

[jaunty ingot]

Lol

[ripe gulch]

predominantly male tho

idk if i spelled that correctly

[long ember]

yeah rude

[ripe gulch]

bro...

or sis

[long ember]

spotify is getting bad with the ads

[ripe gulch]

or whatever

[ripe gulch]

skill issue

[long ember]

ur fat

be quiet

[ripe gulch]

i wish

[ripe gulch]

can't even fall asleep on my table because ot the lack of elbow cushion

i miss those days

[long ember]

six seven

[ripe gulch]

🤨

[knotty olive]

My mom just cussed someone out for being a “fatass” and idk if she talking to my dad, my brother, or the dog😭

[long ember]

all 3

[ripe gulch]

what if it was you?

[knotty olive]

Nah she don’t talk to me much

I’m not her biological son so she dosent rly care about me

[ripe gulch]

based

[ripe gulch]

wait ur brother is biological?

[knotty olive]

Yea

My sister ain’t

[ripe gulch]

so the dog is biological as well since she talks to him

[knotty olive]

Glad I’m not related to her I hate her so much

[knotty olive]

Probably

[ripe gulch]

based

i'd probably hate whoever the hell would hop into my life if my parents divorced

[knotty olive]

She has been with almost every guy in our entire highschool

[ripe gulch]

like...

ppl your age?

[knotty olive]

At least 80+

[knotty olive]

Yes

[ripe gulch]

jesus christ

your dad is a bum

[knotty olive]

She’s 16-17 smt like that

[knotty olive]

Nah my mom won’t let my dad interfere with her at all

And her dad is in jail

[ripe gulch]

your stepmom?

[knotty olive]

Yes

[ripe gulch]

is 17?

[knotty olive]

My sister goes unpunished for anything

[knotty olive]

My sister

Is 17

[ripe gulch]

oh wait

oh

yeah yeah

that's just wild

what a failure

[knotty olive]

Yep

She’s gonna leave at 18 to live with her 14yr old bf (he’s gonna be older) and the kids a failure

Like I’m talking everything wrong at 14

Criminal record and all that

[ripe gulch]

that age gap is wild

[ripe gulch]

plus that

[knotty olive]

She’s been with everyone else

[ripe gulch]

i'd be looking forward to her turning 18 tbh

[knotty olive]

It’s crazy the difference that can happen in one family

I spend my days at the state house talking to senators and judges, she spends her time at random houses and neighborhoods with guys and stuff

[ripe gulch]

why do u have to talk to them?

[knotty olive]

I work for a senator

And when I don’t feel like going on the senate floor I just chill in the state house chatting up whoever will listen

[ripe gulch]

it's a peaceful life

i'm guessing

[knotty olive]

Accept lobbyists

Absolutely douche people

[ripe gulch]

like receptionists?

[knotty olive]

I’ll sit on the most inconspicuous bench playing block blast and they’ll somehow still ask me to move or smt

[knotty olive]

People who lobby money for laws and stuff

But I still talk to them to find out what they trying to pass

The education lobbyist is such a joke

She don’t do nothing but increase her and her friends salary

and ban phones

[ripe gulch]

bruh

[cosmic osprey]

If you give a dwarf a minigun is it a minigun or a dwarfgun

[knotty olive]

A dwarf gun would be a mini mini gun

[ripe gulch]

if you give it a minigun, it's still a minigun

[ripe gulch]

how the f can someone raise their own salary bruh

[cosmic osprey]

But

If you give them a mini Gatlin gun is it a full size one to them?

[ripe gulch]

give them grenades

problem solved

[knotty olive]

“Raising salaries of education officials or sum like that”

Never seen AN ACTUAL HELPFUL law passed

Just money

[ripe gulch]

nothing new tbh

we have useless presidents 24/7

nothing has changed in the country since 2010

except for taking in illegals

i feel like everywhere you go there are people like that in important positions

[ripe gulch]

tost

[gray cave]

Do yall own any animals?

[knotty olive]

No the animals own me

[gray cave]

Damn

[gray cave]

Bro Dennie

[knotty olive]

Bro

[gray cave]

You know Eleanor right?

[knotty olive]

Idk refresh my memory

[gray cave]

Ima assume you do

[knotty olive]

probably

[gray cave]

My friend said Eleanor looks like this car

[knotty olive]

Wait Elanor who again?

I’m lost

[gray cave]

The Mustang

[ripe gulch]

Yes, i have a brother

[gray cave]

Dang

Younger ima assume?

[knotty olive]

Ah yes

[mild nacelle]

The elephant of course silly

[jaunty ingot]

Oh yeah

[open halo]

I bought another GTO the Judge in gran turismo 7

[jaunty ingot]

I do not know what this means yet I agree 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sick briar]

polio 2 electric boogaloo

and measles and mumps and rubella and whooping cough among other things

measles party researgance

[ripe gulch]

Ye

[gray cave]

I think they should add motorcycles to Forza 5

Like Indian motorcycles, Harley’s, Kawasaki’s

Ducati’s

ETC

Especially Indian

I want them to have a Indian scout bobber or a Indian chief

[sick briar]

Forza 5 needs to be set in japan

it's literally like the best location

[ripe gulch]

i think they should add it to any other forza and leave this one alone

[sick briar]

they just need to make an actually good map

actually I forgot Forza 5 exists it's Forza 6 that's next

I forget it existed because I hated it so much Mexico was such a horrible map

[ripe gulch]

it's a vibe

great map choice

[sick briar]

it is NOT

it was by far the worst map in the horizon lineup

[ripe gulch]

delusional take

[sick briar]

also I remember when the Devs would actually release Forza games yearly

[ripe gulch]

that's also a bad thing

[sick briar]

no get me out of mexico

and plus it was more so every 2 year since it alternated between motorsport and horizon

[ripe gulch]

washed out yearly releases and rushing on games
that's how you get the same recycled slop over and over again like you have with CoD

[sick briar]

then they stretched it out to releasing horizon 5 after 3 years with no motorsport 8 then they release motorsport remake after another 2 years and then now they're no new game after 2 years again

[sick briar]

exept the games were better before Mexico and motorsport remake 🙏

[ripe gulch]

your takes can only be trolling atp

[sick briar]

and plus it's two seperate teams doing motorsport and horizon so it's technically a 2 year release schedule for each team (until now where horizon Devs have been sleeping for 4 years with still no release date for fh6 exept for, "maybe in 2026")

[gray cave]

Ladies ladies chill

[lament harness]

It wasn’t that bad a map. It just lacked any kind of longevity. It got old so fast. Fh4 had a much more enjoyable map

[sick briar]

plus Ive also started to dispise how literally every new vehicle is a limited time availability and if you miss it then it's gone or you have to spend forever doing some task to get it because you missed it and they were releasing cars like weekly

[gray cave]

What’s sad is I can say I can find my way on anywhere of FH5 without the map

Every other FH game I’ve never been able to

[sick briar]

it turned into a chore doing the Forza fest every week and spending like a whole day grinding for 6 hours to get the new limited time vehicle and if you don't get it womp womp you never get it until it's re released 2 years later

[lament harness]

Mexico feels so small

[gray cave]

should I @ a random person in the server

???

I feel this uncontrollable need to do it

[ripe gulch]

punia is too much of a completionist and let himself ruin the game

that's the takeaway

[gray cave]

My goal is to get every Mustang in FH5

[sick briar]

no it's called I want the car because I want to drive the cool car

the game is drive car I want more car to drive

[gray cave]

Although my next car I get is the vette Z06

[lament harness]

The weekly chores were so annoying even just for a single car. There was no reason to lock so many cars behind it except for FOMO

[ripe gulch]

i installed the game when the doncic car came out and i got most previous ones with it

[gray cave]

I almost spazzed out with happiness when I saw the vette Z06 won with the other car backstage pass

[sick briar]

it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't weekly, every week, for years

[lament harness]

Backstage passes were a nice sentiment but still have to be grinded for weekly/monthly just for a limited pool of cars

[gray cave]

Lowkey ima get the Z06 cause it’s been my dream car (in the game) since they added it to FH5

I love the Z06

I will die on the hill that the Z06 is the best vette in FH5

Nobody will change my mind

[whole nest]

lol

[whole nest]

yall my hand hurts from the texturing on the critter for my teacher-

hes covered in tiny lil balls n pits-

YES

I GOTTA DO THE REST OF THE LEG DETAILS N FILL IN THE GAPS BETWEEN THE LIL LUMPS

main body textured

now the rest of the head and legs

2 hours of my life 💀

[whole nest]

my hands hurt so much bro 💀

[ripe gulch]

Would be much better irl

LS7 on top

[pseudo jungle]

1 in English

[ripe gulch]

Bro... 49.25

That is evil

You need 50 right?

[whole nest]

nawww-

[ripe gulch]

Dw bro, i just failed a test today as well

[rare veldt]

Why is he looking at me like that…

[ripe gulch]

That's the look of pure love

[rare veldt]

I’ll believe you👍🏼

[pseudo jungle]

Nah dude

4.9.25 is the date

I got 11/12 points

[rare veldt]

Lol

[open halo]

Aew show in my city soon

[ripe gulch]

Beuh

I didn't see the dot behind 4

Plus... 1 is a fail here

Forgot u were in germany

[violet vessel]

I gotta ask if anybody else has noticed the time travelling steam workshop stuff.

[pseudo jungle]

😂