🦝︴off-topic

[astral eagle]

yea there a lace up

[gray cave]

Gimme 1 sec

Nvm I have heard of them

My pops wears them to work

[astral eagle]

these are the ones i got

i like em i hunt and work in em pretty comfy to walk in standing is a little ruff but thats to be expected out of a logger style

[gray cave]

I don’t need safety toe

But do I get safety toe?

I mean I ain’t need it

But then again

I might as well right?

[astral eagle]

mine are comp i wish i had steel

[rare veldt]

I’ll get myself a pair whenever I move to Texas

But only after I pick up the 6.5 Creedmoor I want to buy

[gray cave]

Ok so you don’t like them cause they go to high on the ankle but you’ll wear cowboy boots?

Is there a difference that I don’t know about ?

[gray cave]

Also Josh I went back to red wing

[sick briar]

i wanna eventually get a 6.5PRC at some point probably like a t3x superlite/UPR or bergera b14

[rare veldt]

Nice

[gray cave]

I want a 8.6MM blackout

GAH DAMN

Why it gotta be so much man 😭😭

[sick briar]

what do you expect looking at a rifle like that chambered in 8.6BLK

[gray cave]

Idk not $3,475

[sick briar]

that's also not surprising when you buy a rifle chassis like that

[gray cave]

ima be broke if I buy that

Only reason I buy that is if it’s the end of the world

.22 WMR

What do we think?

IMO it’s horrendous

[sick briar]

you could also just buy a 308 Winchester rifle and get a barrel made for 338

[gray cave]

If it was the zombie apocalypse and I had to use this ima throw it away and use my knife

[open halo]

Buy a mosin

[gray cave]

I FOUND THE NEW SHOTGUN!

literally found the new COTW .410

[solemn solstice]

How many pictures of me holding up fish i caught should I have on my tindr so I can maximize matches

[sick briar]

the most

[rare veldt]

2

[gray cave]

Yes

[rare veldt]

Only the big ones

[solemn solstice]

how big is big

[gray cave]

I’d say it’s uhhh big

[solemn solstice]

So 1.75 inches is more than enough, right

[gray cave]

All of the above

[solemn solstice]

I already have a photo of me holding up a fish, a shirtless mirror selfie, and one of me in mma gloves, all things women love

[rare veldt]

1 pond is good

[gray cave]

They also love money

Depending on the person

[rare veldt]

No you are cooked

[solemn solstice]

Should I do a money spread while im at the club

[solemn solstice]

damn

[gray cave]

Uhh nah

I wouldn’t

Cause then gold diggers are gonna come to you

[rare veldt]

You will go broke

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[solemn solstice]

Already am 😎

[open halo]

Twitter thinks trump is dead

[rare veldt]

Oh

[gray cave]

99.99% of the times I’ve seen people do that they get gold diggers coming to them wanting their money and not the actual person

[gray cave]

Damn

Question

Do I invest in a single shot?

A shotgun

[open halo]

What cal

Or gauge

[gray cave]

I have no idea yet

Do I invest in a single shot shotgun in general

[open halo]

Get a break action single shot 12

[gray cave]

Why 12?

Why not 20

[open halo]

He hasn’t need seen in a few days and his calendar is clear so speculation is hes dead plus pentagon dominoes orders have spiked

[jaunty ingot]

Ye reference

[solemn solstice]

Get a 2 guage

[open halo]

Four bore

[gray cave]

Perfect

I love it

When can I pick one up

Just what I needed

I need a punt gun

[solemn solstice]

Get a .950 jdj

Thats what I use for self defence

[gray cave]

But seriously should I get a single shot 12?

[open halo]

Yes

[solemn solstice]

I dont see why not, ive been looking at a Henry ar-7 personally, they look fun

[gray cave]

Same

I want one so I can toss it in the backpack and have a loaded mag in it and then it’s there if needed

So

[solemn solstice]

guys is .22lr powerful enough for a grizzly bear, this is urgent, need to know asap

[gray cave]

Do I do this or a single shot?

[gray cave]

Depends

[solemn solstice]

Its kinda gaudy ngl

It looks like someone dismantled their kitchen sink to make

[rare veldt]

No

[gray cave]

If you take that .22LR LMG thing with the big circle mag ontop and you use about five of those things on it

Maybe

Even with that it’s a 75% chance

You get 80% chance if you hit all headshots

[solemn solstice]

whelp

[rare veldt]

You are a dead man

Sorry

Gone but not forgotten

[gray cave]

Meet Charles

He’s a three barrel three shot break action 12

[solemn solstice]

That looks interesting

[sick briar]

ew

[solemn solstice]

Im intrigued but disturbed

[gray cave]

Load one with birdshot one with buckshot and one with a slug

One to pepper the intruder the other to send a hole in it and the final one to blow the guy through the wall

[solemn solstice]

Or 3 slugs, if two people are robbing you, the first guy becomes the birdshot considering his corpse would become a series of pellets

[gray cave]

That’s wild

[solemn solstice]

So is a triple shot break barrel shotgun

[sick briar]

would be great if it wasn't a single trigger shotgun

[gray cave]

It’s a triple shot trouble making slug slinging son of a gun

[sick briar]

double trigger supremacy

[gray cave]

So what do we think of this?

[solemn solstice]

Its actually pretty nice looking

[gray cave]

I might buy idk

[gray cave]

It weighs 6.9LBS

It’s a 12 gauge

And a 24 inch barrel

Hold the hell on

Henry makes revolvers?

[solemn solstice]

Is my squirrel hunting setup enough?

[gray cave]

Bro if I had the money

[solemn solstice]

bruh you didnt kmow this

[gray cave]

I would buy one of every Henry firearm

no I ain’t know that

[solemn solstice]

Talking about revolvers, when I get my cc I wanna get a ruger sp101

[gray cave]

I ain’t ever look for em

Hear me out

I kinda fw it

[solemn solstice]

I love keltec

[gray cave]

I lowkey fw it

I’d carry it lowkey

[sick briar]

me when it doesn't have a detachable mag and takes stripper clips

[solemn solstice]

Your carry is weak, I carry a maxim gun with me everywhere I go with a pulse fire ubf attachment

Just incase trouble arises

[gray cave]

I carry a minigun

[solemn solstice]

My gau 8 avenger is my truck gun

[sick briar]

it is aparently super light in the hand and has like no recoil

but like I can't ever go without a detachable mag for a pistol

[gray cave]

I carry a Phalanx CIWS as my truck gun

Bro listen

If I need all 20 shots of 5.7

I’m dead

If I’m in that situation I was cooked either way

If I need 20 shots of 5.7 i might as well just end it

[solemn solstice]

I use the same argument when people goof on me for what I plan on getting, if I need more than 6 shots of .357 im COOKED

[gray cave]

Save the final shot for myself at that point

I have a desert eagle in my side drawer

People ask why

[solemn solstice]

What kind of avengers level threat do some people think we'd get into

[gray cave]

Cause I only need two rounds

It’s jsut like

Oh it’s self defense

If a guy is robbing you

Your going to need to empty your magazine

And in some classes they do actually teach that

But in what scenario am I needing to use 20 shots of 5.7?

[solemn solstice]

What if an acorn falls

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

[gray cave]

Like realistically am I fighting a juggernaut with full armor in the streets?

No

[solemn solstice]

You and all your homies need to defend yourself from that acorn

[gray cave]

So why would I need all 20 shots

[solemn solstice]

Maybe your a bad shot

[gray cave]

If I don’t hit any in 20 shots I’m reloading one bullet and ending it

[sick briar]

also imagine having to manually unload all 20 rounds then put it back in 2 stripper clips

[solemn solstice]

Shooting the silhouette around the guy loony toons style

[gray cave]

The thing that pisses me of most is that people buy guns and don’t train with them

It’s like

Oh so you bought the damn thing

[open halo]

My friend hates hellcats but owns a Springfield hellcat

[gray cave]

But you don’t know how to even use it?

[solemn solstice]

Lowkey I feel that sometimes, my first time being handed an ar-15 I was like "okay what the hell is this"

[sick briar]

clearly hasn't been a police officer

you need to dump all 20 shots in your target

[gray cave]

Yeah your right I haven’t

Yeah cause the first five didn’t kill the man

[sick briar]

plus a second mag

[gray cave]

At that point if the dude isn’t dead by the first ima reload and use the second mag on myself

[open halo]

No

[gray cave]

What the hell is that

[solemn solstice]

What were the robots from terminator called

[gray cave]

WHAT IS THAT!

[solemn solstice]

Like the ti84 or something

[sick briar]

also I mean there technically have been times where people got Swiss cheesed by like 18 rounds of Glock and still manage to get up and attempt to attack someone but like sure 20 rounds is a bit aggregious

[open halo]

T800

[solemn solstice]

They take p90 mags

[gray cave]

That’s 9mm though

[open halo]

Or T1000

[sick briar]

yeah stronger on unarmoured targets

[gray cave]

Like let’s compare these

[solemn solstice]

Like i mean you might need 20 rounds of 5.7 if you got one of those coming for you

[gray cave]

5.7 is a rifle round in a pistol size

[open halo]

Those are the Liquid Metal ones

[solemn solstice]

oh

[gray cave]

If I see that like I keep saying the first bullet isn’t for the T1000 it’s for my own head

[open halo]

T800 is the titanium skelman

[gray cave]

Do I buy?

[solemn solstice]

No

Its ugly as sin

[gray cave]

Also you can hate me all you want

[open halo]

Get a five seven

[sick briar]

bro wants to deal with the 10 round stripper clips

[gray cave]

But FDE and OD green

[solemn solstice]

Made of money

[gray cave]

Is lovely to me

[gray cave]

Like I keep saying

As a civilian in which god damn situation do I need 20 rounds of 5.7

in what world do we live in that i need even 10 rounds

[solemn solstice]

I wish smgs were legal, itd be the best carry

[sick briar]

have fun manually extracting all 20 rounds too

[gray cave]

Is everybody walking around with body armor?

[open halo]

Poor people buff

[gray cave]

I don’t need 20 rounds of 5.7

[solemn solstice]

A pride of lions descends from you from above

[gray cave]

🤯💥🔫

[open halo]

Multiple crackheads with weapons

[sick briar]

you probabaly wont even be able to afford or find 20 rounds of 5.7

[solemn solstice]

Why do crackheads always have level 1 goblin ass weapons

[sick briar]

also I mean just get like the Ruger 57 or smth

[open halo]

Fn

Or bad

[solemn solstice]

They have like a broken bottle and a sheet of plywood with a screw in it

A crackhead will try to rob you with two toilet paper rolls they painted black and are trying to pass off as a pistol

[gray cave]

If I can’t afford ammo for a $400+ handgun why would I even buy the gun?

That’s like buying a house but you can’t afford furniture

Like hey now

I found some

[solemn solstice]

If you run out of ammo you can always throw the gun at them

[gray cave]

Yeah right

That’s why you carry a backup

Then you carry a backup for your backup

[solemn solstice]

Or activate your pulsefire ubf

[gray cave]

Then you carry a backup up for your back for your backup

And then you carry a backup up for your back up for your backup for your backup

[solemn solstice]

Get an m203 grenade launcher

[gray cave]

I’d carry that as a backup

Or a pocket pistol

[open halo]

Desert eagle in .50ae as a back up

[solemn solstice]

I wanna shoot one so bad

My big ass hands

[gray cave]

I’ll take it

[solemn solstice]

Carry a Draco as a backup

[solemn solstice]

NO

[gray cave]

I’ll take this as a rifle any day

[solemn solstice]

THATS SO COOL

[gray cave]

I’d carry that thing into war

[solemn solstice]

IM TRYING TO SAVE MONEY

STOP SHOWING ME THINGS I WANT TO WASTE IT ON

[gray cave]

Lemme find out how much it is

[sick briar]

I bought helldivers 2

[solemn solstice]

Its a lot of fun

I really wanna see a chiropractor but im worried itll be a massage situation

My back lowkey is just killing me

[gray cave]

It’s $2,399 on their website

[solemn solstice]

thats not unachievable

[gray cave]

Or you can get the compact version

[solemn solstice]

deposit for an apartment or an ar500 pistol

[gray cave]

AR500

Actually

Yeah

Buy the rifle then the apartment

That way you can defend the apartment with the rifle

🤯

[solemn solstice]

Be a fun way to meet the neighbors if someone broke in

Blast a door between the walls like "howdy neighbor, dont you worry, I caught that rapscallion"

[gray cave]

Your neighbor peeks through the football sized hole after you shoot a intruder “oh hey what’s up sorry I woke you up”

[solemn solstice]

If someone broke into my house id lowkey probably start loading my flintlock rifle and dawn my powder wig just for the lulz

[gray cave]

Bro

If somebody breaks into mine

I have a 50 AE waiting

In my side drawer

A AR-15 in the corner

A AR-10 in the other corner

[solemn solstice]

"TALLY HO LADS" as my cannon mounted besides my couch fires

[gray cave]

A M40 on the wall

[solemn solstice]

I really want an ar10 but I want an armalite one

[gray cave]

And a semi auto M4 12 gauge waiting on my dresser

If somebody breaks in

Their getting the full marine corp loadout

[solemn solstice]

Bro becomes the juggernaut

[gray cave]

Turn into Army SF up this shi

I’m hoping you know what SF stands for

[solemn solstice]

San Francisco obviously

[gray cave]

Special forces

[solemn solstice]

Special forces

[gray cave]

Yes

[solemn solstice]

I was hoping you knew i was joking

[gray cave]

I figured but it’s 2025

You never know now a days

[solemn solstice]

True

I want a bunch of outrageous and comedic guns

I wanna make it rich and flex on all the people who wasted their money on Lamborghini and stuff with full on military vehicles

[solemn solstice]

"Oh you bought a hummer ev? Thats cool, I got a humvee"
"Oh you got a Porsche? So did i.... the tank tho"

[gray cave]

My dream meme loadout

[solemn solstice]

The bottom one is so close to almost being practical

[gray cave]

Which bottom one

[solemn solstice]

The last one

[gray cave]

The flocky flucky glucky glock?

[solemn solstice]

Yes

Noob tube'd yp

Up*

[gray cave]

Another one that’s semi usable is the Mat9

[solemn solstice]

That mac 10 would be embarrasing if you managed to get smoked by it

[gray cave]

It kinda reminds me of this

[solemn solstice]

That looks fun

[gray cave]

You shoot into the sky with that Mac 10 and you get a notification that says “headshot 550 yards”

Real life notification

[solemn solstice]

Its like shooting an arrow in the sky lmao

Did anyone else do that or did you have normal boy scout troops

[gray cave]

Your cooked

If tou get killed by this

[gray cave]

You did that?

[solemn solstice]

I wanna know how much that weighs

[solemn solstice]

Yes lol, in boy scouts

[gray cave]

Yes

No pounds just

Yes

[gray cave]

All of the following

[solemn solstice]

It would be more effective to use as a battering ram

[gray cave]

The average call of duty meta

[gray cave]

Also this was a sniper in COD WWII

[solemn solstice]

bruh

[gray cave]

It lowkey smacks in cod WWII

it one taps to the body if I remember correctly

[solemn solstice]

They should have had the anatov a40 as a killstreak

[gray cave]

That would be nuts

🌰 “SHOT FIRED” “IM HIT” “OFFICER DOWN”

[solemn solstice]

Cod ww2 had one of the worst stories of any cor

Cod*

[gray cave]

Aww yes

Cor

I love me some cor

I play cor every day

I read that in a rich posh British male accent as I was typing it

[solemn solstice]

Pff, british

They've never even been to chicos monkey farm

European? More like Euro-stupid 😎

[gray cave]

Wild

More like

Call of the wild

🤯 💥 🔫

[solemn solstice]

💀

🫎🫎

[gray cave]

Question

[solemn solstice]

Yes

For 100k im doing it

[gray cave]

Is there a difference between how a work boot feels if it rides up to high on the ankle vs cowboy boots?

[solemn solstice]

Its overall preference and depending if you tuck your jeans into your boot or not

I was anticipating another question

[gray cave]

These are what I have

The ones on the bottom are ariats

[solemn solstice]

My work boots are 8" I dont wear anything shorter because of the weather

[gray cave]

The ariats I use for working on stuff and crap like that

[solemn solstice]

Id reccomend bates

[gray cave]

The other two I wear when I’m doing stuff but it won’t ruin them

The alcoholic redneck starter pack

Hey @solemn solstice rate these boots for me

[jovial flare]

Woah woah woah woah

Just gonna post cowboy boots?

AND NOT TAG ME

that’s evil

[solemn solstice]

Everything except the tarus judge is fire

[gray cave]

I thought you were asleep

Sorry bud

Also potter what hats do you own?

[jovial flare]

I was dancing with girls at the clurb

[solemn solstice]

I lowkey really like the yellow and blue ones

[gray cave]

Those are the despicable me specials

[jovial flare]

So I have a straw hat and a beaver hat both by steston I have some even nicer ones but they are in the garage at my house because they aren’t mine technically

They were Charlie gerens

If you know who that is

[gray cave]

Here’s the full photo

[jovial flare]

I saw them I was jealous

[gray cave]

I wear the straw Stetson the most

[jovial flare]

I wore a pink one at the piano bar lmao

[solemn solstice]

Get these

[jovial flare]

I’m broke

[gray cave]

IMO

[jovial flare]

And that is too much for me rn

[gray cave]

I hate those

[jovial flare]

I am in college

And have like

300 bucks

To my name

[jovial flare]

Hippo leather are cool

[jovial flare]

My dream boots are a pair of sturgeons

[gray cave]

I personally love these

Hey potter question

[jovial flare]

The greens not bad but guys they are other brands

[gray cave]

You wear a lot of straw or felt?

[jovial flare]

Yes

[jovial flare]

Depends the weather brother

If it’s summer you wear straw if it’s rn to winter felt

[gray cave]

I mean like mainly

[jovial flare]

I love felt

But there’s no reason to wear felt in the summer

[gray cave]

The reason I say mainly is cause some places are cold as hell for longer and some are hot as hell for longer

[jovial flare]

Well I am in Texas

And now in Arkansas

[gray cave]

And some are cold for the entire year and some are hot for the entire year

[gray cave]

Aw shi same

Except for me it’s blazing balls

[jovial flare]

You should know this

[jovial flare]

Listen being here in Arkansas is kinda amazing weather wise

[gray cave]

It’s god damn scorchin bull balls where I’m at rn

[jovial flare]

Dude it’s 60-70

It’s been raining as well

My mind has been blown

[gray cave]

It’s 80° and it feels like 83°

[jovial flare]

Ik

[gray cave]

ITS GOD DAMN 2:32 IN THE MORNING!

WHAT THE HELL

God damn high of the day is 90°

With 64% humidity

😭

I hate the heat

Send me to god damn Montana or some shi

I love the cold

@jovial flare

What do you think on black colored straw?

[jovial flare]

Whether or not you look good in black

Some people do some don’t

If you wear darker clothes like deep indigo denim or black it’d look good

But if your wearing lighter colored clothes I’d stick with normal straw

[gray cave]

I’ve heard black straw bleeds

[jovial flare]

It can

Due to the dye

[gray cave]

Ok

Also

[jovial flare]

It’d be more for formal stuff

But even then just wear a felt hat and be miserable for x amount of time

[gray cave]

This is my favorite aka my Stetson

I wear the bells hell out of it

[jovial flare]

Love it

[gray cave]

And then this is a cool Stetson also I believe

I found it super messed up in a thrift store

[jovial flare]

I’m sorry I haven’t been on here much I’ve been doing school stuff

And socializing

[gray cave]

And then bought it for $60

[jovial flare]

Yk I’m not huge on the Shape

[gray cave]

Took it to cavenders and got it shaped up and redone

[jovial flare]

Which is my preference

[gray cave]

I said surprise me to the hat shaper

On the straw Stetson I wanna get it shaped up

I want a wider brim and a minnick crown

It’s just a matter of when I go to the boot barn of cavenders

Also potter

Why were jealous of my hats?

[sick briar]

time to dive into hell (for super earth)

[gray cave]

@jovial flare do I buy it?

[jovial flare]

Maybe

[jovial flare]

Because I don’t have any on me

[jovial flare]

I love it

[gray cave]

Alriht

Do I buy it?

[jaunty ingot]

$1,295 💔

[jovial flare]

That’s not bad

They get worse trust

[gray cave]

Ye they do

[jaunty ingot]

Wild

[gray cave]

They get worse

It does make since seeing as it’s a 1000X and the buckle on the hat band is 14 karat gold with diamonds

@jovial flare

[rain plume]

Premium cowbow hat😭

What else do they sell “premium air” 😭🙏

[jaunty ingot]

Right

What the hecky

[lone marten]

yes

at a petrol (gas) station near where i live. They have an area you fill up your tires, they have normal and premium air 😭

[rain plume]

Tf lol

Where do they get it from

[lone marten]

idk what the difference is

[rain plume]

Same

[lone marten]

i guess one is more air-ry

[rain plume]

Fools gen z ig lol

[rain plume]

Ye lol

I gotta sleep rn its 3 am

Gn

[lone marten]

Gn

im in a team on seige

theyre all speaking italian

idk what happening

there now singing in italian

i angered the italians

i accidently teamkilled

[sick briar]

mambo

[pseudo jungle]

BASED!

[ripe gulch]

no

[long ember]

Froggy ate something new yesterday

He ate dubia roaches

[sick briar]

bruh I tried to click on my PayPal account while purchasing something on the Microsoft store to then change it to a differant payment process and then it just bought it automatically when I clicked to change payment account

I now own ready or not for 58 dollars, accidentally

[long sparrow]

Hello, can anyone help me? I downloaded the game from Steam but it won't start the match.

[sick briar]

genuinely don't even know why it did that

and buying helldivers+ready or not still cost less then buying metal gear solid delta because why TF is it 130aud 🙏 it's literally a remake it's not like you had to storyboard a whole game

Im waiting for that 90% sale before i buy it no matter how good MGS 3 is

[long turret]

Probably should have added I made it late in the day and hadn’t eaten yet

[sick briar]

mfw there's 0 public lobbies in OCE for ready or not rn

with crossplay so all systems

[pseudo jungle]

😅

[knotty olive]

What if I pay someone to promo my chess.com account?

[lone marten]

ew

i dont like that

idk why

[knotty olive]

Florida state gonna upset Bama

Ohio state beating Texas rn

[sick briar]

me watching an unarmoured suspect eat 10 rounds of 45ACP and continue to shoot me in ready or not

honestly should I just pull out the damn 308

also I finally get to use the fn fiveseven until my heart is content

it's kinda avg though it's more consistent to use smth like 45scp on the USP tbh

i should try out 5.7 HP though I've only used AP which the entire point of 5.7 ingame I would say is you can get away with using hollow point and still retain some AP properties cos 5.7 rather then be using 45 and have to use AP on the off chance someone is armoured

[sick briar]

or I could just use 5.56/300blk/7.62 and use an actual rifle

[sick briar]

is that like college football or whatever

[knotty olive]

Highschool

[gray cave]

Sir that says premier

[gray cave]

One is filtered air so it removes all the stuff from it and the other is regular

[silent harbor]

#🦌︴general

[cyan valley]

Is this not just a young male lion 😭

[lone marten]

WHAT THE HELL

I HOPPED BACK ON SEIGE

Im in a team with some of the italians from this morning
LMAO

[rain plume]

oh i missread but doesnt matter its 5000$ lol

[gray cave]

It’s high quality

[astral eagle]

Ohio State can suck my ass I can't stand that stupid ass team

[ripe gulch]

Realest sht ever

[floral moss]

Some dog drawings

[knotty olive]

Should draw a bulldog getting stopped at the 1

[floral moss]

Wdym?

[vale thunder]

LMAO

[ripe gulch]

bro what?

is that real?

[pseudo jungle]

Yea bro I was shocked when I heard it

Wait i send a video

[ripe gulch]

k

[pseudo jungle]

@ripe gulch here

[ripe gulch]

damn that was 2014

whatt

how did i not know abt this

[pseudo jungle]

Yea bro the time is running

🤧

[ripe gulch]

feels so weird ngl

[pseudo jungle]

“Oh Captain my Captain...”

[pseudo jungle]

Fr

[silent harbor]

noiceee

[ripe gulch]

time to buy a shitbox

[open halo]

I got the office garage in gta online and now I have to move many many cars over to it

[knotty olive]

@limber coral how do you feel about Florida state wiping Alabama?

[obsidian bay]

look at you stealing the meme I stole

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-mushu-proud-so-proud-proud-of-you-gif-19776467

[knotty olive]

Stealing?

No, loving optainment for redistribution

[limber coral]

they need to drag nick back

[pale shale]

true scottish culture, breathtaking

[pale shale]

yes i too think they should bring nick back

[knotty olive]

FUMBLE CLEMSONS BALL

[pale shale]

this game is STILL going?

[knotty olive]

New game

[pale shale]

ah

well

question

if i can find where i can bet on the NFL and college ball here

[pale shale]

can you tell me which teams to pick

i've never placed a bet on yank-ball so i wanna give it a go

[knotty olive]

Clemson tigers over LSU

[pale shale]

LSU has beat them 3 times in the past 4 though

stats matter in bets lol

[knotty olive]

Clemsons #4 in the nation

Has almost a full returning team

And is literally winning lol

[pale shale]

hold up

[knotty olive]

They have also played like 4 times in the last 100 years

[knotty olive]

Yes

[pale shale]

i thought it was 6 for touchdown, 2 for field goal, 1 for doing the thingy i cant remember the name of

when you touchdown you can touchdown again

wait not

1 for FG 2 for extra touchdown or whatever

[knotty olive]

Field goal is 3

[pale shale]

where did they get 3 from

[knotty olive]

Saftey is 2

Extra point is 1

2 point conversion is 2

And TD is 6

[pale shale]

this is

mightily confusing i cant lie to you

is college ball scoring different to NFL?

[knotty olive]

Nope

It’s rougher football though

[pale shale]

the rulesets are different right? or has that largely been changed to align with each other

[pale shale]

so like the american equivalent of sunday league football

[knotty olive]

NFL just protects their players

Can’t hit with ur weight

[pale shale]

go to sunday league in scotland and you are liable to see broken legs

[knotty olive]

Kick offs are short

[knotty olive]

Helicopters get called to College football

[pale shale]

yeah same with sunday league, we had a local player get tackled so badly that the ambulance crew were worried about taking him out through the rough paths and aggravating any injuries they called an airlift

his leg could've spun like the helicopter rotor lol

[knotty olive]

Collapsed tracheas

[pale shale]

what is the purpose of the offside kickoff? the only time i ever use it is to cheese an easy fumble in madden

[knotty olive]

To get ball back, but NFL kickoffs are stupid

Americans in the south don’t watch NFL

[pale shale]

didnt you guys have another league that was meant to be coming out based on college ball rules and stuff?

i remember seeing something about football being really non competitive leaguewise so they were trying to get something else off the ground to compete with the NFL

[limber coral]

They keep trying to do spring leagues

[pale shale]

i also remember LFL

where they just got women in less clothes than adam and eve to play football

[mossy badge]

Ugh, what does she want from me now🙄

[pale shale]

to lock you up for max sentences for devils cabbage

[knotty olive]

@analog depot exits btw guys, he is in this server

[limber coral]

To steal a position and get a chance to take the lead or get closer to the lead instead of giving the other team the ball back they rarely happens but when they do it is huge

[mossy badge]

Obama started cranking 90s so they had to cancel ww2

[limber coral]

And if they don't work the team you're supposed to be kicking to now has a big advantage

[pale shale]

this was really odd too there was absolutely zero need for lingerie football

[limber coral]

By far not the weirdest thing of the early 2000s

[pale shale]

catch-22

[knotty olive]

@minor condor care to comment?

[mossy badge]

Thats not what an American would say🫡 🇺🇸 🦅

[pale shale]

didnt the WWE at one point have a football league too

[limber coral]

Why are you pinging random ass people

Stop

[knotty olive]

Ok 😢

Bros just mad LSU losing🎉

[pale shale]

land of the lingerie

and home of the bra

[mossy badge]

@tacit cairn
This guy's pretty random

[knotty olive]

@knotty olive

[limber coral]

[mossy badge]

Who even is that

[knotty olive]

Clemson has -5 yards rn

[mossy badge]

Clamson?

[pale shale]

...JOHN clamson?

[knotty olive]

free da clams

[pale shale]

every time i see this, it reminds me of the last prisoner of Spandau

i refuse to speak his name for that gives him too much respect

but thats who that pic looks like

[knotty olive]

No politics sigma

[pale shale]

surely the absurdity of the statement overrules that

"im mad that they held a trial, i thought this was murica"

[silent harbor]

chat all i know is Tennessee won and Alabama lost so im happy

[knotty olive]

@limber coral @distant dove

[limber coral]

im banning you

[knotty olive]

Just want yall to know I love both of you through your hard times

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-angry-communication-gif-17637019732916283735

this shitsPissing me off

[knotty olive]

Filter evasion but no defense evasion?

[silent harbor]

gn chat

[knotty olive]

LSU gonna come back and win 60-10

Watch

[limber coral]

Trying to get my finger away from that ban button I see

[knotty olive]

Natty flashbacks😭

[astral eagle]

LSU gonna lose it all

I'm still mad Ohio State won

[limber coral]

Josh phuckoff

[astral eagle]

Nuh uh

[limber coral]

We ain't got Louisiana Jesus joe

[knotty olive]

He’s a corn ball of a QB

[silent harbor]

chat idk really anything about football

you run with the ball you throw the ball you catch the ball you score the ball

[limber coral]

We know how to make 3rd down conversions

This is good

[astral eagle]

you also know how to lose to Clemson i guess💀

[astral eagle]

sorry😂

[silent harbor]

all my knowledge of football comes from the one time i played madden

[astral eagle]

on another note wvu won

[knotty olive]

Florida state is gas

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jmarr-chase-lsu-football-gif-18263143

[knotty olive]

Arch sucks

[astral eagle]

fr ol bama gotta whoopin

how do you even rank that

[limber coral]

Florida state's going to win the ACC

[astral eagle]

like seriously its an end of a era bama was only good cuz of Saban lmao

[knotty olive]

Against Clemson

Nah

[limber coral]

G tech

[knotty olive]

NC state

[limber coral]

Nahhhh NC

[knotty olive]

They beat a half decent team?

Wow

INSANE CATCH

[limber coral]

Nah they beat Colorado

[knotty olive]

Colorado is not all that

They never will be

[limber coral]

Everyone knows

That time management was..... In that game

[knotty olive]

Norte Dame vs Miami, predictions?

[limber coral]

They could easily won

[knotty olive]

Terrible

Coaching was arse

[limber coral]

Ez nd

Speaking of nd

North Dakota was beating Kansas State

[knotty olive]

Old Dominion was beating Indiana too

[limber coral]

Kentucky and who the hell they were playing was a close one

[knotty olive]

Dang

[astral eagle]

i just seen that

gives me hope wvu can win

[knotty olive]

Bro just got routed up

[limber coral]

That play was smexy

[knotty olive]

Timeout during a clock stop is so bad

FUMBLEEEE

[knotty olive]

Sooooo how u feeling

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/loganolio-middle-finger-reel-flip-off-finger-gif-24035273

[knotty olive]

THATS A GODDAMN CATCH

ITS A CATCH🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[limber coral]

Now we both failed to get 3

[knotty olive]

That was a helluva run

Games over LSU wins

@limber coral 😭😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭

😭

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/college-football-gif-26401407

[knotty olive]

🥺😢😭

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-thomas-jr-lsu-go-tigers-lsu-tigers-geaux-tigers-gif-5462688178873907743

ty for da bawl

https://tenor.com/view/lsu-neck-beads-fan-hype-gif-3713588808493368597

[knotty olive]

Obvious roughing the passer

[jaunty ingot]

Kwaks dodging the filters again

[versed sand]

Anyone ps5

Wanna do multiplayer

[knotty olive]

@limber coral touchdown😢

That’s the worst call I’ve ever seen in my life

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-14026649281713077235

[knotty olive]

I mean a horrendous call

[limber coral]

thats boulshit

https://tenor.com/view/rage-pain-scream-screaming-gif-11380082828166253172

[knotty olive]

Those refs are payed off

[limber coral]

THEY'RE SEC REFS

Getting fired fr

[limber coral]

You're acting like I have not done this since it became a thing I've hated every moment of it

I was one of the leaders of finding new words to get around it

[knotty olive]

Actually the worst call I’ve ever seen

[jaunty ingot]

It’s sad no one can tell me to shut the f up and k m s 😢

[knotty olive]

Just reported you

[knotty olive]

Kiss your sister😀

[limber coral]

This is about as bad as the not pass interference in the NFL forever ago

[knotty olive]

In a French platonic way

[jaunty ingot]

Do that for free

[limber coral]

Me cursing and what you just said is two different things

[jaunty ingot]

Sure pal

Sureee

[knotty olive]

But the NFL is actually payed off

These idiots are slow

[limber coral]

These idiots have been doing a beautiful job

LSU better get one in their fav next

[jaunty ingot]

People get absolutely heated in here for no reason tbh

So I’m glad it’s free 🗣️

[limber coral]

I think it pissed off the guy in the booth

[knotty olive]

He’s not happy

[knotty olive]

Shut ur mouth before I report your pfp to a CM

[limber coral]

This guy has been reviewing plays longer than these players have been alive

[limber coral]

Lmfao

[jaunty ingot]

Peak

I love you dennie

[knotty olive]

Already reported quacks to Discord

[knotty olive]

I have a bf

Srry

[jaunty ingot]

Platonic love is a thing

I’m not a homewrecker

[knotty olive]

Not with u

[jaunty ingot]

Smh

[knotty olive]

Plus I only love MEN

@mossy badge ❤️❤️❤️

[jaunty ingot]

🥺freak this mean

[jaunty ingot]

About time

[knotty olive]

WHAT THE SCALLOP IS THAT CALL

[mossy badge]

Crazy how off-topic only has 3 pins

[jaunty ingot]

Scallopia

[jaunty ingot]

Cauz it’s off topic

[knotty olive]

I’m special

[jaunty ingot]

We know 🔥☺️

[limber coral]

Why is your fans being a little pissy babies

What was it

[knotty olive]

These refs suck both ways

[limber coral]

I think that guy was pissy too

[knotty olive]

On and off the field

[limber coral]

This game should be 24-7

[knotty olive]

U mean 6-10

[limber coral]

2 stupid ass fumble

1 TD

Turned back

[knotty olive]

LSU gonna win

Fml

Clemson chokes more than my friend Rebecca chokes on fries

[pale shale]

now dennie

[limber coral]

"fries"

[pale shale]

this is why stats matter

[knotty olive]

BOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOO

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jayden-daniels-gif-6655467529531146480

Suck it

[knotty olive]

Why u think LSUs team is so in sinc

[limber coral]

They got there head out there ass

[pale shale]

for the past 16 years at the european championship finals for soccer (🤢) the team in the home dressing room always won. every single time. you always follow the stat trends

[limber coral]

You know if you say European and football we know what you're talking about because nobody talks about the European NFL

[knotty olive]

Europes just stupid through and through

They all wear silk socks

[pale shale]

thats like way too long a word man

[knotty olive]

Nobody should wear silk socks

[pale shale]

you voted a cheeto with heart disease into office

[knotty olive]

Sir I cannot vote

[pale shale]

your country as a whole lol

[knotty olive]

“European don’t understand English”

[pale shale]

americans had to simplify it

[limber coral]

You know everything we do is because of what you did 200 years ago right

And we just you know don't change stuff that works right

[pale shale]

i didnt do nothin im a scot we were way too oppressed to do much

[limber coral]

True

[pale shale]

for the fact that not many scots managed to emigrate during the crossings, a surprising amount of plantation owners were "scottish"

meaning crown adjacent scottish

[limber coral]

Was it more Irish? I thought a lot of both immigrated to us

[pale shale]

alot more irish went

i think us scots were too wrapped up in being well

lawless asses

[limber coral]

lol

[pale shale]

we did come over in droves though

i mean most southern accents are a mishmash of irish, scottish and french creoles

[limber coral]

Ye

I can understand Scottish and Irish better then people from Britain honestly

[pale shale]

just so i can put this out there, my clan ancestry (clancestry if you will) lean heavily into probably being on the fighting the british side of the wars lmao

[pale shale]

i mean the english arent even true britons

they are just Romans who left empathy behind in the homeland lol

my favourite fact is the scottish scared the romans so much they built 2 walls just to keep us away

[limber coral]

Lmao

[pale shale]

well they're also anglo, saxons etc but i just like to go as far back as the first time someone tried to bully us

[limber coral]

#stopped @knotty olive

[pale shale]

i might totally legally watch this stream just to see how badly clemson is losing

(i cant afford the sports channels on cable)

ah its only by 7 points

[pale shale]

im just checking if my stream is up to date, is the match still above the 4min mark?

[limber coral]

4:20 rn

[pale shale]

i got 4:26 yeah

[limber coral]

1 play behind

[gilded prawn]

I’m not reading the new chats btw ⬆️

So I’m currently coming back to making map / park ideas and today I found a new duck Species that looks cool
(Common shelduck)

And I’m doing research on a place where the player can hunt them (Azerbaijan🇦🇿)

But as I’m doing research I saw that it’s in conflict. I’m trying my best not to make this the Ukraine map incident (Learned my mistake)

So should I continue making the park idea?

It said that they made a peace deal but tensions still remain high.

(I’m still doing research on the place as I post this)

[limber coral]

[limber coral]

I mean I personally would make a map where ever I feel about who cares about irl conflicts they don't affect hunting of a map in a game

[pale shale]

jesus christ this is not going well for clemson lol

i managed to catch up, just seen the punt

[limber coral]

Ye

[gray cave]

KFC (Ketamine, Fentanyl, Cocaine)

[gilded prawn]

K ty 🫶

[pale shale]

im crying why did he have to circle the game hes talking about😭

[limber coral]

If you make a map suggestion just keep any topics of current events previous and really that are controversial out and if people startshit let us know

Cuz what they start falls under rule 4

[pale shale]

why is the scoreboard always that large

[limber coral]

On the bottom?

[pale shale]

yeah

i know its not always blocking much, but at least in euroball our scoreboards only enlarge during breaks in play

[limber coral]

One my guess lot of people have party's and other events around games and long distance or big TVs makes it easier to see

[pale shale]

that makes sense

euro football is really a go to the pub or be at the game sort of thing so you're mostly paying attention

[limber coral]

Also they got to show play clock, game clock, score, timeouts left, team possession, and other random stuff like flags and such

[pale shale]

disregard my distaste for the scoreboards, im now seeing american cable ads, they are not great

[limber coral]

Yeah lol there's a house up the road from us that they have a bunch of tables and a TV and all kinds of stuff set up under a canopy and they host friends cookout and stuff every Tennessee game

[limber coral]

I'm sorry lol

[gilded prawn]

K

Btw sorry for reading that later than expected I was afk

[limber coral]

Your good

[pale shale]

its so funny with american phone ads, the phone ad i just seen put a strong bokeh on EVERYTHING but the phone, and then says "is that the new samsung galaxy A7 fold with 256GB of storage?!"

our ads are never as oddly informative like that

thats also not exactly what i heard but thats the vibe lmao, throwing out as much info in random word vomit

[limber coral]

@knotty olive

[pale shale]

thats unfortunate

[limber coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-great-gatsby-suck-it-leonardo-dicaprio-liquor-gif-16366501

[knotty olive]

Ima Florida state fan wym?

[pale shale]

i dont like the QB kneel

thats boring

i know its to keep a win but

is there not more fun in playing to the final whistle

[limber coral]

For the winning team victory formation is the most fun play ever lol

[limber coral]

Uhhhhhhhhhh huh

You sure as hell wasn't early

If Clemson is a legit team lsus going to be a juggernaut

Maybe we will see them again in 4 months

[knotty olive]

LSU just has a better team

Florida state is winning it all tho

[gray cave]

Meet the cow killer

Fun fact they are actually wasps

While they move like ants they are infact a wasp

[limber coral]

velvet ant

[long turret]

Saw one of these on a run once

Had to circle back and make sure I wasn’t seeing things

[vale thunder]

I believe some species of velvet ants , their males can actually fly short distances. And only the females have stingers

[gray cave]

Those red ones are wasps

Also what fit do I wear tmrw?

Boots and jeans

Or shorts and a Tshirt

@jovial flare

[jovial flare]

Boots and jeans to me

I can’t stand shorts I’m ngl

Everyone here wears them

And they all look the same

I’m in a where’s Waldo book except I’m Waldo and your trying to find me through all the basic white boys

[gray cave]

Crazy

The high is 85°

And it’s supposed to rain for most of the day

God damn son

94% humidity in the morning

[jovial flare]

Maybe wear shorts then but I’m just saying I’m sick of them lmao

[gray cave]

Feels like the god damn puts of Tartarus out here some days

I won’t lie

I do think

That boot and jeans

Would be perfect

Cause it supposed to rain

And it’s also a high of 85°

Which is fairly cold comparing it to 109°

[vale thunder]

Yes……. Ik they are

[gray cave]

Oh

[vale thunder]

That’s a cool day??? Lucky

[gray cave]

Yeah the high yesterday was 109°

[vale thunder]

We’re in the hundreds

Yeup

[gray cave]

feels like the god damn pits of hell out here

Feels like we’re in a pit so hot the devil himself gets burnt

I hate the damn heat

[vale thunder]

It’s gonna be 90 and raining all day tomorrow

[gray cave]

I hate Texas

[vale thunder]

I love it

[gray cave]

I hope this place gets hit by a mini bomb and it only affects Texas

I hate the heat

I need me cold

I need me some winter

[vale thunder]

I love Texas because it’s as bipolar as the women who live here

[gray cave]

That is wild

It’s 92% humidity outside rn

It’s only 2:00am

[vale thunder]

It’s 80% for me

[gray cave]

Yk what

I’m happy that it’s gonna rain tmrw

[vale thunder]

It’s also 80 degrees outside

[gray cave]

then I get the excuse to stay my happy ass indoors

I don’t work in no thunder storms cause last time we had just a “thunder storm” it was a damn tornado and it went right over our house

@vale thunder boots and jeans or shorts and a Tshirt?

For today?

[vale thunder]

Boots and jeans obviously

[gray cave]

Ok

Yk what like I said

I get to stay indoors most of the day since it is Sunday

And if me and my family go anywhere it’s usually inside stores and stuff

Unless it’s yard sales or garage sales or estate sales

[vale thunder]

Fun!

[gray cave]

Yeah right

I hate this god damn state

My dad was like “it doesn’t snow in Texas” “it’s not super hot in texas”

And now I’m like

Yeah right pops

What’s boots do I wear?