🦝︴off-topic

[pale shale]

quite an australian gift

[manic inlet]

if they had broke i wouldve cried

[pale shale]

i want more tim tams

[ripe gulch]

do they warranty it for EU as well?
a bit messy sending a gun in from EU

[knotty olive]

I hope I get the professor or KYLE

[pale shale]

im goin to go get more tim tams tomorrow

[twilit forum]

Churchill also had a macaw that is over 100 years old? Wtf is this dude

I knew he was interesting but not like that

Omg

Kyle is great

[obsidian bay]

Macaws, with excellent care, will live a VERY long time

[pale shale]

just dont dig too far into his ideologies lmfao

[manic inlet]

yes but you need to go through the firearms dealer you bought it from

[twilit forum]

The gay guys from the court scene are great too

Everyone I’ve met who played those characters is horribly straight

[ripe gulch]

ahh yeah makes more sense now

[twilit forum]

And oh my goodness is it ever grand to see them on stage doing their thing lol

[pale shale]

i feel attacked here ngl

im horribly straight

[twilit forum]

You’d do great then

😂😂

Nah it’s not a requirement but that’s how theater is lol I swear

[obsidian bay]

-# DONT ESTOMP YOUR LITTLE LAST SEASON PRADA SHOES AT ME, HAWNEE.

[pale shale]

i suck at acting

well

i can pull off a pretty good lie in a pub

[ripe gulch]

best lie is the one that is mostly the truth

[twilit forum]

Yea. See. You got it. Just pretend to be smthn ur not 😂 that’s how they all do it

[pale shale]

my favourite thing to do was tell people my friend can make £20 dissapear

"give him a twenty n watch"

then we'd bolt out the door

[twilit forum]

LOL I bet that went well with the regulars 😂😂

Hey that’s not lying

You made it disappear. Lol

[pale shale]

to be fair the first 5 minutes is convincing them hes a magician

he's never even done the amputee thumb thing before

[neat shoal]

@green crown hop in vc

[pale shale]

just to clarify we would come back with the money lol we didnt steal from people

[pseudo jungle]

Just cuz | carry it well doesn't mean it's not heavy.

[ripe gulch]

cap

[pale shale]

im an arsehole but im not that big an arsehole

[ripe gulch]

you'd def rob me if i was a defenseless old lady

[mossy badge]

You are a defenseless old lady though?

[ripe gulch]

i am, yeah

[pale shale]

i dont rob old ladies i just date them

[pale shale]

aren't we all old ladies deep down inside?

[ripe gulch]

there's a term that my friend came with that rhymes in our language
something like ''better a granny than a hand''

it fits you

[pale shale]

they just call us granny grabbers here

[ripe gulch]

aight, i gotta hide then

[long ember]

I set up my frogs drainage layer

My table is now a mess

Dirt everywhere

Wayer

Water

Moss

[pale shale]

this is my type

[long ember]

Probably a few baby isopode too

[pale shale]

did you use leca balls and drainage mesh?

[long ember]

Bro what the f word did I walk into

[long ember]

Ofc

[pale shale]

just checking. the amount of people who think the drainage layer is just soil and moss hurts my soul

[pale shale]

im just baring my soul to the world

[pale shale]

what frogs are you getting?

darties?

[long ember]

Oh yum bacteria and mold!

[long ember]

Already have one he was somewhat of a rescue

Non native American green tree that was at a lowes

[mossy badge]

I have, unfortunately, drank mildew before

[long ember]

Oh ew

[mossy badge]

And ate mold

[pale shale]

i've smoked mold before

[pale shale]

nice

[long ember]

I drank year old milk, water, carrot, mustard, and sunflower seed mixture

I spat it out

I think I still have it

[pale shale]

i was sold moldy cannabis and it poisoned me for a whole week

[long ember]

I've had it for likeee

[mossy badge]

Why...

[long ember]

4 years.

I think

[pale shale]

i want dart frogs but setting up is expensive

[long ember]

That's actually awful

[mossy badge]

Things like that scare me

[pale shale]

especially since they need 90cm tall at minimum

[long ember]

12x12x18

[ripe gulch]

that's wild at 23

[long ember]

For some species

[mossy badge]

23 on the outside, 86 on the inside

[pale shale]

do you have that in non freedom numbers

[ripe gulch]

the outcome is that granny being 86 with 23 inside

[pale shale]

is that 30x30x60?

wait thats stupid

if 12 inch is 30cm then 18 cant be 60

[long ember]

I have

No clue

[pale shale]

ah

its a 30x30x45

thats mainly for thumbnail darties

[long ember]

What species do you want?

[mossy badge]

I want to raise bullfrogs

They're native here, so it'd be fine

• they're really yummy

[pale shale]

blue splashbacks

[mossy badge]

• the tadpoles make good bait

[pale shale]

cane toads are where its at

[ripe gulch]

bullfrog farm would go wild

[ripe gulch]

not far from reality actually

[long ember]

Ooo

[ripe gulch]

here they used to make salamander spirit

[pale shale]

im well versed in animal based drugs

cane toads are

well

insanely dangerous

do too much and you'll have a heart attack

[mossy badge]

I want to try shrooms at least once

I know where I can get some

[pale shale]

they're AWESOME.

[ripe gulch]

i'd lowkey try that salamander thing
apparently people would drink a bottle together and disappear into the woods for like 3 days, not remembering any of it

[pale shale]

wait til the wet season and ask a farmer if you can check his sheep fields👀

wait

[mossy badge]

Two people? in the woods? alone?

[pale shale]

its murica

cow fields

[long ember]

Cow fields

[pale shale]

yup

muricans have no sheep fields

well they do but

[ripe gulch]

like a group of people
doesn't take much to get you high asf

[pale shale]

theres like 3 of them

[long ember]

Wouldn't recommend tho unless you're well versed in mushs

[pale shale]

its easy to identify a magic one

at least in the UK

[mossy badge]

Theres a large field near me, the guy who owns it 100% gets the shrooms

[long ember]

Britain

[pale shale]

they'll be STRONG. dunglover magic shrooms are potent

[mossy badge]

For sure, I need to get an East Texas foraging guide and a mushroom hunters guide

[mossy badge]

Dunglover😭

[long ember]

That goes crazy

The name

[pale shale]

im scottish lol

[long ember]

Oh thank god

My last name is Scottish

[pale shale]

lmao, it encompasses an unreal amount of different species

[pale shale]

mine isnt because of england killing everything in sight

[long ember]

Haha

[mossy badge]

Unfortunately, through DNA testing, my family is less Scottish than we thought

But

[long ember]

Probably that but oh well

[pale shale]

the ones i have are Koh Samui Super Strain which grow on elephant shiz

[mossy badge]

I've got Greer and Cheshire in me

[long ember]

Last name Scottish and middle name is... French

[pale shale]

when i grew them i had to actually grow them on a bag of sterilised elephant poop

[long ember]

Where the hell did you get elephant poop

[mossy badge]

An elephant, duh

[pale shale]

the company that ships the spores

you can buy all in one kits these days

and they just include the dung

it doesnt smell luckily

[long ember]

That's so funny to me

[pale shale]

im gonna send a pic of my favourite magic ones

they look intimidating

[pale shale]

these are 3 times as potent as any shroom that exists

[long ember]

Mushrooms grow in my backyard

Nice place to find crickets

Wet logs

[pale shale]

my mum used to work at a mushroom grow farm for edible species

[mossy badge]

Ooh

[pale shale]

and she'd knock the spores off her shirt when she got home

and my garden was FULL to the brim with edible species

[mossy badge]

Free mushrooms, just gotta grow them

[knotty olive]

I’M ALSO THE VOICE OF BRUISER

[pale shale]

unfortunately my dads overgrooming of the garden ruined them

[mossy badge]

The voice of bowser?

[pale shale]

these were easily the best shrooms iv ever had

0.5grams gave me the effects of 3grams of regular shrooms

[knotty olive]

The dog

[pale shale]

i also had a trip on these where i drank way too much of the tea and was so high that i started freaking out about the men in black suits in my head, they kept picking up the visuals like building blocks and replacing them

it was

pretty terrifying

[twilit forum]

Oh goodness
Partake responsibly yall

[pale shale]

it didnt help that my sister took them too and started laughing at me because i was clearly too far gone

[pale shale]

i also lemon tekked them, which effectively doubles the bioavailable dose

[mossy badge]

You have a sister ✍️

[pale shale]

lemon juice turns psilocybin into the prodrug psilocin (psilocin is the actual compound that makes you trip)

more instantly available prodrug = quicker, stronger trip

[knotty olive]

44 487-201-5517

[pale shale]

i also have a brother

[twilit forum]

Quick write that down write that down

[knotty olive]

Is his name Kyle

[pale shale]

the science is fascinating i wont shut up about them

[pale shale]

its not

[knotty olive]

He should change it

[twilit forum]

Mushrooms in general are so so fascinating

[mossy badge]

I do not know what this phone number means

[twilit forum]

Wonderful little things

[pale shale]

agreed

[knotty olive]

All men should be named Kyle

[twilit forum]

Call it and see who picks up

[mossy badge]

No...

[twilit forum]

What could possibly go wrong

[mossy badge]

I cant even call Colorado without having to pay

[knotty olive]

Just did and it’s not a effective number

[pale shale]

magic ones though, we're learning so much about them, like how the balance of different compounds create complex effects that change from species to species. baeocystin is known to act alongside psilocin to provide deep rich colourful buzzing colours

[mossy badge]

Like zoinks dude

[knotty olive]

Me and my army watching all you

[twilit forum]

Yes!! It’s awesome
It’s really cool to see the progression in all the science

[pale shale]

zoinks daphne who left scoob in a hot car

scooby doo is now a hot dog

[twilit forum]

Tag urself I’m the cheese

[obsidian bay]

be careful with outside crickets/bugs

[knotty olive]

@knotty olive Stoney is the cheese

[obsidian bay]

They can have parasites

[long ember]

I don't feed them to my frog they're just fun to catch

[obsidian bay]

also please don't EVER feed fireflies

[knotty olive]

I have parasites

[obsidian bay]

the chemical that makes them glow is toxic

[long ember]

Although I did catch him eating his isopods little fatty

[mossy badge]

I have parasites as big as my arm

[twilit forum]

Sigh
Not again dennie

[pale shale]

"hmmm they're talking about shrooms, thats expected for these guys. WATCH OUT FOR BUGS THOUGH"

[twilit forum]

Yea sounds about right

[obsidian bay]

as in I had a kid come into the store sobbing because his beardie was sick, hand it to me and tell me what he did

I went out back to try and flush its mouth but

[knotty olive]

…

[twilit forum]

They’re right tho introducing wild bugs/animals/fish to feed ur pets is a great way to make them sick
They can carry parasites or be sick in other ways

[knotty olive]

May we honor the fallen

[mossy badge]

Someone play taps

[long ember]

I don't find them to him

They're just fun to catch

Feed

[knotty olive]

Fun fact I’m allergic to crickets

[twilit forum]

Yea saw ur previous msg

[twilit forum]

No protein chips for u

[long ember]

I feed them to outside spiders sometimes

[pale shale]

is that when you turn all the taps on, close all the plugs, tie a brick to your neck and hop in the bath?

[long ember]

Loser

I think I'm allergic to deer fur

[pale shale]

fun fact

[mossy badge]

I'm allergic to being a loser

[pale shale]

i didnt have a fun fact i just wanted to join in

[long ember]

I had a deer tail and whenever I touched it I'd get itchy but it was only the tail never any other part

[pale shale]

is this a fever dream?

[mossy badge]

The thing that rests right under the tail might have been the problem

[twilit forum]

That’s the craziest fact

[long ember]

It was washed multiple times..

[pale shale]

actually i do have a fun fact

did you know you can tell the sex of a horse by the number of teeth

[long ember]

Or just check under the hood

[twilit forum]

How many teeth do the males have?

More or less than ladies?

[mossy badge]

3

[twilit forum]

Darn that must be tough

Lol

[pale shale]

most males have a solid set of 40 but females can range from 36-40

[twilit forum]

Do they make horse dentures ?

Inch restingggg

Wonder if castrating them does anything to the amount of teeth they have

Animals are funky

[pale shale]

did you also know that australia is wider than the moon

[obsidian bay]

I'm allergic to all this Boooooooollll sh-

[twilit forum]

Ok I was actually doubting that one but that’s true

That’s insane lol

[pale shale]

and also one time a woman in the UK called 999 because her ice cream didnt have enough sprinkles

[twilit forum]

I mean that is an emergency

[pale shale]

and also

the little dots above i and j

is called a t i t t l e

[twilit forum]

Woah woah woah there you’re gonna make me run out of free facts for the day

I don’t wanna pay yet

[pale shale]

goddamn profanity filter blocked t i t t l e

[twilit forum]

Ok actually that one I knew

WHY

[obsidian bay]

because you'd be surprised with how people will try to skip round it

[twilit forum]

We can say titmouse but not that

[pale shale]

did you know your brain is eating itself

[twilit forum]

Sounds about right

[pale shale]

phagocytosis

it eats unnecessary parts to protect your grey matter

[twilit forum]

But isn’t it also constantly regenerating

[obsidian bay]

did you know your stomach makes a new mucus lining like.. weekly or bi-weekly

just so it wont digest itself

[twilit forum]

Man

This might explain some things

[obsidian bay]

NOT ENOUGH MUCUS, STONEY.

[mossy badge]

Did you know I'm in your walls right now

[pale shale]

i did actually, my doctor had to explain it to me after my stomach decided it didnt want to do it as often

IBS aint no joke

[twilit forum]

Oofda
Yeah that

This one goes out to all the IBS homies

[pale shale]

i have both kinds

C and D

i either cant stop or cant go

[mossy badge]

IBS and YouBS?

[pale shale]

IBS-C(onstipation) and IBS-D(iarrhea)

[twilit forum]

Welcome to the club, we don’t have cookies

[pale shale]

its a day to celebrate when i have a ghost poo

a day when i dont need to wipe? its my white whale

[twilit forum]

Still looking for moby

[obsidian bay]

they're poured concrete - are you a magician

[mossy badge]

Yes

But

Did you know

Your dead skin cells are everywhere in the world

[twilit forum]

Man left for 2 mins to create a masterpiece

That’s going on the wall

Love how we went from shrooms to poops btw this is why I love this chat

[pale shale]

it ties together

shrooms make you poop if you eat before taking them

[twilit forum]

Wishing everyone a good poop

[pale shale]

controllably, its not like ayahuasca where you poop your pants

[twilit forum]

Tripping on the toilet would be awful

[pale shale]

its difficult to wipe at least

your legs become absolute jelly on shrooms

[twilit forum]

I’d rather do that tbh 😭

[pale shale]

man im feeling like tripping now

[twilit forum]

Don’t put me through the bathroom experiences while I’m trying to see colors
Bad combo

[pale shale]

maybe once i get a haircut and clean my room

[pale shale]

just fast for 2 hours beforehand

[mossy badge]

Haircut? Those aren't real

[pale shale]

they are when your hair turns to grease if you so much as look at a heat source

[mossy badge]

My hair is just special then

Its always silky smooth

[pale shale]

mine is thick as hell

[mossy badge]

My acne also tends to crystallize

[pale shale]

i didn't know thats how meth was made

breaking bad got it so wrong

[mossy badge]

I mean like, right on top of the skin

Not even in the pore

[pale shale]

ouch

[mossy badge]

And its more like a crystal than hardened oils

[mossy badge]

It doesnt even hurt at all

[pale shale]

i just opened my shroom jar🤢dried magic mushrooms smell like feet

[mossy badge]

So, your favorite scent?

[pale shale]

i will RKO you with no second thought seamus

[mossy badge]

You cannae reach me

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/shoo-go-away-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-gif-4877675

[pale shale]

who on earths teaching you scots

[obsidian bay]

not the server for this, tbh

[pale shale]

sorry tyk 💔

[mossy badge]

Well, looking for them is a type of hunting

[obsidian bay]

Nnnnno.

Don't try to make it okay, Badenmus.
I personally am not against it - but it surely is against the whole 'family safe/friendly' thing EW is asking as an environment

[mossy badge]

I kinda wanted to flunk college and join the army with my brother, but looks like I'll be taking another 2 courses

[obsidian bay]

oop

[pale shale]

fair point well made

for now on i'll keep my mushroom topics to edible species only

[obsidian bay]

blessins

also I jusst watched a dude grab a washed up portuguese man'o'war and rub it on his foot

[mossy badge]

Idek how we got here tbh

[pale shale]

you know you can actually make a toadstool edible by cooking out the poison?

[obsidian bay]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZPKuTjVUXbU?si=-j9UV7jXJSrFT7Xo

here

enjoy

[pale shale]

says "mr i want to try them at least once"

[mossy badge]

No clue what you're even talking about👀

[pale shale]

yeah i seen this, what an idiot

[mossy badge]

Its stupid if you dont know what it is, its extra stupid if you do know what it is

Speaking of, there should be some in the Gulf of Mexico

[pale shale]

its annoying how cool they look

[mossy badge]

I might make take a roadtrip

[obsidian bay]

even dumber are the people who pick up glaucus atlanticus

or blue ringed octopi

[pale shale]

i once knew a man who said he could pick up copperheads by their tail without aggroing them

can you guess why hes no longer with us

[obsidian bay]

cos he grabbed a cottonmouth, duh

[mossy badge]

Nah, he got trampled by a loose cow

[pale shale]

actually he was hit by a drunk driver when he was picking up a copperhead

i always told him it was dangerous

"you shouldnt be picking up copperheads you never know what'll happen" i said

"i'll be fine" he said

his last words were "see? the copperhead wasnt angry"

[long ember]

@abstract viper would you be mad if I got cherry shrimp with my adfs

Or amano shrimp

[mossy badge]

Yummy

[long ember]

Seamus

Can I grill you up and eat you

I'll do a good job

[mossy badge]

I'm too skinny to cook and eat

[long ember]

A nice bone broth then

[knotty olive]

We’re Gemini vegetarians

[knotty olive]

Slow roast

[pale shale]

i'll slow roast your knackers if you go near my mice

[mossy badge]

Stop taking pictures of me

[long ember]

Seamus doesn't have any

[pseudo jungle]

🦦

[knotty olive]

🤨

[pale shale]

is it windy where he lives

[knotty olive]

Guys pray for Liam

[knotty olive]

No 😭

[pale shale]

then why is his hair line blown so far back

[knotty olive]

Genetics

[pale shale]

rip

[knotty olive]

His parents genes don’t love him

His dad is hot

His moms sweet

And he’s just Liam

[pale shale]

do you bat for both sides

[knotty olive]

Just a general statement

[pale shale]

fair enough lmao

[knotty olive]

But I am a switch hitter in baseball💀

[pale shale]

im not gay

i just help them out on weekends

£20 is £20 amirite

[knotty olive]

🤔

😑

[pale shale]

i seen the mpreg emoji

[pale shale]

bet thats a good backscratcher

would it be disrespectful to use a deers antlers as a backscratcher

[knotty olive]

Sorry just shot it

[obsidian bay]

Bros catching strays from across the ocean

[mossy badge]

A dude stole someone's arm during the Vietnam War, and used it as a backscratcher

[knotty olive]

Liam’s so love deprived😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mossy badge]

I thought youw were Dennis, not Liam

[pale shale]

australia is odd, i signed up for the hot 100 vote for music and now they're asking me to vote for my favourite animal out of a shortlist of 10

[jovial flare]

Who the hell is that

[knotty olive]

Your not versed on the lore

[mossy badge]

Liam

[knotty olive]

Liam

[pale shale]

i never miss an opportunity to make fun of hairlines, as long as mine stays strong anyway

[knotty olive]

Can I post Llama llama pig bang?

[mossy badge]

What

[pale shale]

my dad went grey at 30 though

so

not a good start

[knotty olive]

I need to know if I can post llama llama pig bang

[knotty olive]

Dammmmmm

My grandpas into his 70s with a full black mullet

[pale shale]

although he was Ex navy and nearly drowned so i imagine that probably put stressnon him💀

[pale shale]

thats just the power of a mullet

what kind of mullet

[jovial flare]

He needs to grow his hair out

[knotty olive]

I should grow a mullet

[pale shale]

classic american or classic aussie mullet

[knotty olive]

Full curly locks

[jovial flare]

Possibly

[pale shale]

damn hes got the jehri mullet

[jovial flare]

I have had 2 margaritas on an empty stomach

Wish thy luck

[knotty olive]

He’s got the base ball player mullet

[pale shale]

eat something or you might develop a stomach ulcer

[knotty olive]

Potter I gotta re-audition

[jovial flare]

What do you mean you have to re audition your perfect

[pale shale]

alcohol on an empty stomach can really hurt your stomach

[mossy badge]

Share?

[knotty olive]

Cow girl

[pale shale]

get your damn boots off the bed

[jovial flare]

I’m a cowboy you mf😂

[pale shale]

like a rhinestone cowboy

[obsidian bay]

Fr shoes off furniturrreeee

[jovial flare]

If I shook your hands your moisturized skin would fall right off

[jovial flare]

It’s a hotel

Also

YOU KNOW HOW HARD THESE ARE TO GET OFF

[pale shale]

whys it look like the hotel from that merle haggard album cover

[mossy badge]

What hotel has a camouflage carpet and a flowery couch?????

[knotty olive]

That’s a motel

[knotty olive]

Me looking at you cowards

[pale shale]

thats the other view of potter rn

[pale shale]

it looks like a kid was told he could pick what that room looked like

you sound absolutely toasted

[pale shale]

hol up, whys that bedside table got so many damn drawers dude😭

[jovial flare]

@pale shale

[knotty olive]

Omg

[pale shale]

MY BRAIN

I JUST GOT HIT BY THE PROFANITY FILTER

IM SO PERPLEXED BY THAT I FORGOT I CANT SWEAR

[jovial flare]

Great magnification I swear

[knotty olive]

Bros in the most ghetto ho dunk motel

[pale shale]

just for the sheer audacity of the red bed spread and camo flooring, odd bedside drawers and weird choice of chairs i'd 100% stay there

[jovial flare]

Idk if I’m even allowed to post vids

[mild stag]

Omg

Imma join

Ong

Your drunk

It looks so american

[mild stag]

I always thought Arkansas was flat

Isn't Kansas flat

I figured Arkansas was also flat

[wise bridge]

2 different states

[jovial flare]

Nope

But also I’m in north Arkansas

[knotty olive]

Very ridgid

[mild stag]

I'm in a train rn driving home

[jovial flare]

Hell yeah

[jovial flare]

Stop😭

[mild stag]

And they managed to overbook the thing

So the people who don't have a reservation had to leave

The train dude said in an incredibly strong German accent "you will have to leave now. If you do not we will leave you on the way to Denmark which won't be good for you!"

[knotty olive]

RICHARD SIMMONS IS MY NEIGHBOR

[pale shale]

didnt know we had train drivers in here

[mild stag]

What

No

[pale shale]

my neighbours william wallace

[mild stag]

I can't drive train

[knotty olive]

That’s called a conductor you freaking Humdinger (idk what this means btw)

[pale shale]

well then you're not nearly as cool as i thought💔

[pale shale]

the conductor does not drive

hes the one that makes sure passengers get on and off n shih

[knotty olive]

Well no they tell the engineer how to drive

Well not even rly

I was wrong this time

[pale shale]

i watched enough thomas the tank engine to know

sensitive sausage

[knotty olive]

I got mine from dinosaur train

[mild stag]

Stupid american

[pale shale]

im not american you absolute softy😭

[knotty olive]

He’s Scottish

Me looking at your mistakes

[pale shale]

bro CANNOT take a joke

[pale shale]

misteaks, even

[knotty olive]

Nobody on this server can

[knotty olive]

Is that a joke? You freaking good for nothing idiot

[mild stag]

Ik not your bro

Man why did I leave the wine in Germany 😭😭😭

[pale shale]

mods doesnt this count as profanity filter evasion?!!1?1?

[knotty olive]

Bro deleted it

[mild stag]

I'm not your bro

[pale shale]

okay bro

[knotty olive]

Ok bro

[pale shale]

eat some toast and sober up you clearly arent equipped to handle alcohol if you cant take a joke about not being as cool as a train driver

[mild stag]

@jovial flare in need you 💔

[mossy badge]

I'm in a car rn

[knotty olive]

@jovial flare I need you more❤️❤️❤️

[knotty olive]

Nice legs

[mild stag]

I swear he's mine

[knotty olive]

Sorry he likes men

[mild stag]

No way I loose a dude like that to some Scottish bloke

[pale shale]

bros not as cool as the driver

[mild stag]

I don't think he does

I'm just ugly

[knotty olive]

I wait till you hear about Adam Driver

[knotty olive]

Ima man and he likes me

[pale shale]

mainland european people are not superior

[mild stag]

Like sexually?

[pale shale]

i'd sooner talk to an american tourist

[knotty olive]

No 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[pale shale]

he reminds me of mealsbycug

[knotty olive]

Two fine men

[pale shale]

adam driver is mealsbycug with a chin

[mild stag]

He's overated af

No front

[pale shale]

theres 2 people there mate gonna need to be a bit more specific

[mossy badge]

My hair tastes weird today

[mild stag]

The one from the new star wars movie

[knotty olive]

🤔😑

[knotty olive]

He’s just not

He’s a incredible actor

[pale shale]

literally one of americas best actors right now

[mild stag]

I never said he was a bad actor, he's a great actor

[knotty olive]

Bros just mad at Disney

[mild stag]

I just say he's overated

Like vusaulu

[pale shale]

you know whats overrated

mainland europe

[mossy badge]

Disney sold me a fake chinchilla

[knotty olive]

Overrated assumes that he is overused and over appreciated

[pale shale]

can the yanks invade us yet

[mossy badge]

Greece is pretty cool

[pale shale]

most of it is islands to be fair

greece is in fact great

its expensive though

i mean

[knotty olive]

On my way!

[mild stag]

Like he just can't compete with this 🤤

[pale shale]

3 euros for a lighter?

[knotty olive]

I found ur twin!!!!!!!!

[mossy badge]

You look like someone i used to know

[mossy badge]

No souls😔

[mild stag]

Was she as cute as me

What y'all do in ye free time

[knotty olive]

But guys stop hating on Dallas hes not terrible like Liam

[knotty olive]

Fish

Hunt

[pale shale]

you look like gotye

[mild stag]

What's your favorite fish

[knotty olive]

Longnose gar

The southern musky

[pale shale]

i hope its not 100 gar

[mild stag]

If I was in to more rage bait I'd tell you about how I've never hunted and hunting is evil cause bambi

[mossy badge]

Yard work and whatnot

[mild stag]

Idk what that is

[mild stag]

Anyway look at this beautiful fish I cought

[mossy badge]

Well, January, if thats even your real name, the cat says meow

[mild stag]

Oh I saw that video

[mild stag]

Janny

My name is janny

[mossy badge]

January👍

[knotty olive]

Why u holding the fish like that

What did he do

[pale shale]

janny is what we used to call our school janitors

[mild stag]

Don't want to hurt it

[mossy badge]

Tax evasion

[mild stag]

I killed it

It's a perxg

But it didn't taste good

[pale shale]

did you gut and bleed immediately then put on ice

[mossy badge]

I drop kicked a bass once

[mild stag]

No

[mossy badge]

I've been trying to catch one from shore but they're too skittish

[mild stag]

The other fish tasted fine

[pale shale]

also pond fish are full of a compound that makes them taste muddy. best way to combat bad tasting perch/trout etc is to put lemon in the fillet while cooking, it neutralises the bad tasting compound

[mild stag]

I just let him die

[knotty olive]

But like it’s so much easier to let him rest in ur hand, not grip him like a bagel

[mild stag]

Jk I stabbed him heart

[knotty olive]

Small jigs right infront their face

[pale shale]

you're meant to do the brain to induce the least stress chemicals..

[mild stag]

Oh those things, there called monster fish here, ik somebody who ahd one as a pet

[pale shale]

knife just between the eyes

[knotty olive]

They get giant

[mild stag]

I do the Laal way

[knotty olive]

My pbs a 5’5 beast

[mild stag]

To punch on head and then bleed heart or gills

[mossy badge]

Im gonna try to go fishing once i get home

Not a lot of time though

[knotty olive]

Just cut its gills

[mild stag]

Imma go birding

[mild stag]

Yeah obvi

But hit head first

[pale shale]

theres a bit more research into the bonk method, its not 100% reliable, 100% just go through the head with a sharp pocket knife and bleed through the gills

[mild stag]

Don't tell me what to do

[pale shale]

then remove them nasty guts

[mild stag]

Especially as its litterally illegal here

[knotty olive]

Cleaning fish is illegal?

[pale shale]

its illegal to humanely dispatch a fish?

[mild stag]

You are only allowed to do it.a certain way

Bonking head and then bleeding

[knotty olive]

Drop the law book I need to read this (I like laws)

[pale shale]

and where exactly is this rule in place

[vale thunder]

Wut

[knotty olive]

Ask the dude

Well the female

[mild stag]

I don't know where that law is

[vale thunder]

Dystopian future where you can’t even prepare food Without the government telling you how

[mild stag]

It's in fishing school you learn

[knotty olive]

You gotta go to fishing school💀

Where’s this Germany?

[vale thunder]

WTF is fishing school

[mild stag]

Shut up

[knotty olive]

These are genuine questions

[vale thunder]

No joke WTF is fishing school

[mild stag]

You have a litterally child molester as president

[mild stag]

You go there to get your fishing license

[knotty olive]

Hey we’re asking about fishing

[vale thunder]

That was way out of line

[vale thunder]

I just order mine online

[mild stag]

You talked about dystopian futures

[vale thunder]

It’s like 80 bucks for a year

[mossy badge]

😔

[knotty olive]

Yea……..mine was 40

[vale thunder]

Dog you can’t even kill a fish the way you want ……

[pale shale]

i just googled all surrounding countries around germany, it is NOT illegal to dispatch through the brain in any of them. they just have to be stunned before you dispatch through the brain. in fact stunning and bleeding without dispatching through the brain can be seen as inhumane and illegal in most those countries😭

[mossy badge]

80?! That would include hunting where im at

[knotty olive]

Hunter education is out there but u don’t gotta take it

[vale thunder]

It does

Yeah

[mossy badge]

Good

[vale thunder]

I get the full package

[pale shale]

mods is this profanity filter evasion?

[mild stag]

I just wanted to drink a glass of whine and survive my train ride and talk to potter

[vale thunder]

Janny we aren’t attacking you dude

[mossy badge]

I think January missed her nap😭

[pale shale]

you're certainly whining alright

[vale thunder]

What’s the issue man?

[mild stag]

You are literally trying to troll me

[vale thunder]

No???

[knotty olive]

Yea it’s saltwater, freshwater, crabbing, trot line, long line (all the other lines), hunting, water foul, and a few others for 80 here

40 for basic hunting and fishing

[mild stag]

And now I only have 4 percent left I wanted to talk to potter

[knotty olive]

Then dm him dog

[pale shale]

he aint even here

[mossy badge]

How much wine have you had😭

[vale thunder]

Mine comes with duck tags that I can’t use and red drum and sand trout tags

[pale shale]

more than they can handle think its time they abstained from drinking

[knotty olive]

Dang they still got drum and trout tags in (Texas right?

[vale thunder]

They are for the over 27 inchers

[mild stag]

Halve a bottle rose abour

[pale shale]

lightweight

[vale thunder]

Eat some food , calm down a bit

[mossy badge]

I think thats half a bottle too much

Speaking of food

[vale thunder]

We ain’t attacking you

[mossy badge]

Im hungry

[mild stag]

I fried to but don't have any left

[vale thunder]

Unfortunate

[knotty olive]

Fr I feel like (bigger) drum, tarpon, and trevally should be catch and release or at least have a season

[mild stag]

Now stop attacking me I will leave

[knotty olive]

U have fingers and toes

[pale shale]

no ones attacking you

[mild stag]

I'm in a moving train

[vale thunder]

You cannot read apparently because I’ve literally said no one here is attacking you / ragebaiting you

[knotty olive]

Ehh I am now

[vale thunder]

Literally just comparing how stuff works in different countries

[pale shale]

she ragebaited herself when i joked about her not being as cool as a train conductor

[mossy badge]

Its ok January, the most we're doing is trolling a little

[knotty olive]

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/static/uploads/1/2022/11/Adam-Driver-on-the-similarities-between-acting-and-serving-in-the-military-1140x855.jpg

[pale shale]

she didnt even stand by her profanity evasions

spineless

[pale shale]

i forgot he was in the military

[knotty olive]

Prob gonna get banned when someone finds the Trump question

[pale shale]

it make sense how he played a racist so well in the black klansman

[knotty olive]

Statement

[abstract viper]

Idk do there water parameters fall in the same range

[vale thunder]

Let’s just drop the political nonsense

[pale shale]

the american military is just friendships built on racism towards each other

[knotty olive]

What😭

[vale thunder]

I like y’all and I don’t want to see y’all banned

[knotty olive]

What😭

[vale thunder]

Dennie ik

Just drop it

[pale shale]

have you never seen the videos of the troops just racisming each other

[knotty olive]

Ok lol

[knotty olive]

No

[pale shale]

"we gotta celebrate our differences"

[knotty olive]

Bro didn’t call me Dennis for the first time in forever

[mossy badge]

Dennis, thats my thing

[pale shale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EVGuPHe2YCM?si=caR37450MMybwAo4

[knotty olive]

It’s like 4of you

[pale shale]

do you guys remember the furry war of tiktok

[vale thunder]

Dennis the male appendage

[knotty olive]

Rate the chair

[vale thunder]

69/10

Sexy asf

Sleek and aerodynamic

[long ember]

Check for me grizz

[pale shale]

theres a horse typing in chat rn

[heavy breach]

I start immunotherapy next week! And I got prescribed an EpiPen 😋 23 years and I never knew I was having anaphylaxis 💀

[vale thunder]

Give me all the ketamine is typing

[knotty olive]

Is my wallpaper girly

[vale thunder]

What a name

[mossy badge]

Gangalicious, it predates tiktok

[heavy breach]

💪🏻💪🏻

[long ember]

Yes

[vale thunder]

Cutsie

[vale thunder]

Selfie?

[knotty olive]

Dallas

[vale thunder]

What is a Dallas?

[heavy breach]

Incrediboy ????

[knotty olive]

A red headed

[vale thunder]

Eww

[pale shale]

is that sheamus from the world renowned WWE tag team duo Sheamus and hornswoggle?

[vale thunder]

Gingervitus victim

[mossy badge]

Ginger women are hot

[knotty olive]

I’ll drop images of myself

[mossy badge]

Chat, be prepared to bully

[heavy breach]

https://tenor.com/view/syndrome-smug-face-smug-smirk-incredibles-gif-17963905493279131651

What the hell is that

[knotty olive]

Me looking at your fallen corpses

[vale thunder]

Either 12/10s or 2/10s

[knotty olive]

Reallllll

[heavy breach]

Old bay isn’t even good seasoning

[vale thunder]

Shut up

Your ragebait methods don’t work

[knotty olive]

@quick escarp

[heavy breach]

I’m not kidding I’m southern 🤣

[vale thunder]

How southern

[knotty olive]

He’s just slow it’s fine

[heavy breach]

If I went any further south I’d be in the gulf

[vale thunder]

Oh that southern

[pale shale]

i had a 2/10 ginger once tell my managers that she found me attractive. i was 17, she was 27, 4'5 and looked like a big toe turned sentient. your statement holds true, its a 50/50 gamble on ginger girls

[mossy badge]

Galveston?

[heavy breach]

Not Mexico, the gulf ☠️

[mossy badge]

...

[heavy breach]

On an island in LA south

[knotty olive]

That’s a woman you should get with

[vale thunder]

I will say , looks don’t always matter to me as long as the person has a good personality and is a respectful and responsible person

[pale shale]

she was not

[knotty olive]

Never met someone nice under 5’0

[pale shale]

on my first day on the job she shouted at me because my fridge wasnt stocked correctly (i didnt even stock it)

[vale thunder]

I dated a gremlin under 4’11

[mossy badge]

So thats why you're so mean

[vale thunder]

Holds true

[heavy breach]

My bad I’m really bad at geography

[knotty olive]

I’m 3’9

[vale thunder]

Sideways

[knotty olive]

My step moms 4’7

[vale thunder]

That’s how long your stomach is

[knotty olive]

I’m 8’4 horizontal, I’m built like a town home

[vale thunder]

BUILT LIKE A TOWN HOME

[knotty olive]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDzPx2WaVMekG0thdtF2l2pgKMK2Yv1ggIJ-ULgCe1ADiz2RL8GaApV4n5Eq-1ISA9lVrhxacwT0992npe6gtXorWS-S_xl_jqOqSpuvgf6Q

[mossy badge]

No

[knotty olive]

Click the funny blue letters

[vale thunder]

No

[knotty olive]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDzPx2WaVMekG0thdtF2l2pgKMK2Yv1ggIJ-ULgCe1ADiz2RL8GaApV4n5Eq-1ISA9lVrhxacwT0992npe6gtXorWS-S_xl_jqOqSpuvgf6Q

[mossy badge]

@mods ban Dennis

[heavy breach]

Someone tell me what it is I’m scared of clicking links

💀

[knotty olive]

There it finally worked

[pale shale]

i had a short girlfriend who once fell out with me for months, and to try disprove my statement randomly that "if a girl punches me hard enough to hurt me out of malice, i'll show her what equal rights looks like" she punched me in the shoulder in the stairway and she was so weak she pushed herself off of me and tumbled down the stairs

[knotty olive]

This is my built

[vale thunder]

Stfu

[knotty olive]

I’ll come back on my alt, @mossy badge

Then they’ll both be banned

[mossy badge]

Gave herself the 1 2 combo

[vale thunder]

Equal rights equal lefts

[mossy badge]

Dennis looks at me inappropriately

[pale shale]

i didnt even register the punch as a punch, i genuinely thought someone had tapped me on the shoulder, i turned round and theres a 4'10 bowling ball rolling down the stairs knocking people over

[knotty olive]

stares intently into your retnas

[vale thunder]

HHAHAH

[vale thunder]

Stares back at your balls

[knotty olive]

📉📉📉

[pale shale]

im so glad she came in to school without perfume on one day, it nearly actually got serious until i found out she reeked of cat pizz

[knotty olive]

Go clean up the feline urine for her

Have some chivalry

Or I’ll get my town home ahh on you

[pale shale]

i wouldnt dare step foot in her house jesus, i heard horror stories from people who had after we broke up

moldy pizza under the bed

[knotty olive]

Oh my

[knotty olive]

OH MY

I mean my house is lived in but that’s discusting

[pale shale]

she was a stanky ass

[knotty olive]

I bathe myself

[mossy badge]

You can fix her🙏

[mossy badge]

No you don't

[knotty olive]

He needs fixing first

I’ll fix you ❤️

[vale thunder]

Oh lord

[knotty olive]

But since I’m American I’ll cost you 58,000 USD

for a plan

[pale shale]

man i apparently aged badly, when i got back in touch with her just to see how she was doing (she has a kid, poor thing) she said, and i quote, "you used to look better"

[vale thunder]

Charge my insurance

[pale shale]

brother thats a hurtful statement from someone who smelt like a litterbox

[knotty olive]

They covered 38 dollars and sent hopes and prayers

[vale thunder]

Jesus I hope shes doing Alright

[knotty olive]

For 12.99

[mossy badge]

How dare she say that to my discord ekitten💔

[vale thunder]

Sounds about right

[vale thunder]

She just didn’t bathe at all? For the entire time you knew her?

[pale shale]

it took everything in me not to cry at this sentence seamus

[pale shale]

she masked it heavily with perfume

[vale thunder]

Bc like a week , yeah ok you had a rough one let’s get back to taking care of yourself

[pale shale]

im so glad it never got past the awkward phase because im an OCD laden germaphobe

[vale thunder]

But multiple months? You either need a therapist or you just genuinely aren’t aware how bad you reek

I’d feel more sympathy than anything

[knotty olive]

Longest I’ll go without bathing is…..camping without water

[vale thunder]

I went like 4 days

[pale shale]

i had a manager who would come in reeking of BO and with bleeding gums and i was never allowed to say anything

[vale thunder]

That’s as long as I can go

[knotty olive]

Maybe they don’t have running water

[knotty olive]

I clean off in the hose pipe

[pale shale]

she worked with food products and her BO was extremely unpleasant

[vale thunder]

I was camping and we didn’t have water

[knotty olive]

Usually there’s a water spicket in the office building or smt

[pale shale]

you know how theres 2 types of BO, the "okay its not an offensive smell" and the "oh my god its horrific please put deoderant on"

[vale thunder]

I shower daily bc it’s my me time , I can relax for a minute and take a deep breath

[pale shale]

she had an "oh my god its horrific please burn your armpits with fire until not a morsel of sweat remains" kind of BO

[knotty olive]

Sometimes I even hit that twice a day

[pale shale]

i had to work with that in a warm sweaty kitchen for 6 months

[vale thunder]

Sometimes I do too

[vale thunder]

Jesus

[pale shale]

shower every 2nd day bath every first day

love a good bath

[knotty olive]

Confronting the stank sucker would be fun

[pale shale]

especially with some epsom salts

[knotty olive]

SHOWER YOU FOOL

[knotty olive]

I could never

[pale shale]

she had a fiance

which is just

baffling

could he not smell it

surely he had to be into it right?

[vale thunder]

Maybe she’s working stuff out

[pale shale]

i went back a year after i left

[vale thunder]

Medical reason or mental health

[pale shale]

she had not donensuch a thing

i think it was genuine disregard for hygiene

she wasnt allowed near chicken if it was uncooked

so

i assume there was a reason for that before i got there

mass food poisoning anybody?

[pale shale]

you know now that you bring this up i just realised

she'd wear the same outfit every day

[vale thunder]

Oh

Yeah

Possibly she couldn’t afford to wash her clothes

[pale shale]

she was paid better than i was

i was on £723 a month

she was making near £1600

[vale thunder]

WUT

[pale shale]

i was government contracted while also on national minimum wage for my age group

at the time i was only paid £7.23 an hour or so

wait no

im getting mixed up

i need to do maths

it cant be 723 and £7.23

[vale thunder]

Inch resting

Yeah maybe she just

Wasnt all that bright

[pale shale]

no i was right

£723 divided by 4 weeks then divided by 25 hours

is £7.23 an hour

honestly glad i left that place lol

6 month fixed contract no overtime

25 hours a week

had to give a 4 week notice period

[vale thunder]

Yuck

Had to or was expected?

[pale shale]

had to

[vale thunder]

Bc you technically don’t have to

Just screw them

[pale shale]

and when i did actually put my notice in i was threatened with 0 pay if i didnt come in every day

[vale thunder]

Well that’s a straight up crime

[pale shale]

i stupidly signed a contract that explicitly stated i had to give them 4 weeks

[vale thunder]

Yeah that’s on you dumb dumb

You’re right

[knotty olive]

Feeling cute rn

[vale thunder]

Still scummy they put that in a contract

[pale shale]

this part though, i did not sign this in any agreement, she was just annoyed that i had medical issues frequently

[vale thunder]

Lemme see qt

[stoic jetty]

I'm trying to join lady legend discord and it's not working

[knotty olive]

Just stay in this one bro

[pale shale]

"you cant work 3 days a week consistently?" BROTHER I LITERALLY CANNOT GET MY ASS OFF THE TOILET

[knotty olive]

Trust

[vale thunder]

Dayum shawty lookin fineee ash

[knotty olive]

Lemme hook u up with pfp

[pale shale]

I HAVE IBS YOU WERE INFORMED WHEN I WAS FIRST EMPLOYED

[vale thunder]

Her server is where braincells go to die

[pale shale]

I AM GOING TO MISS THE OCCASIONAL DAY

[vale thunder]

Ouch man

[pale shale]

ot wasnt even like i wouldnt make up for the missed days

i would always do a weekend shift to make up for it

[knotty olive]

Betttttttt

Such a confidence boost

[vale thunder]

I look like crap rn

[knotty olive]

I do too just got out the shower

[pale shale]

that manager was just a cow, even one of our other managers who didnt directly manage me had himself removed from her downline of management because she was overbearing

[vale thunder]

Dawg if I was gay I’d ask for ur number ❤️

[knotty olive]

Ngl I’m so ugly in public but like at 3am I’m the hottest guy on earth

[knotty olive]

I’d give it to you

[vale thunder]

I’ve been asleep for most of the day and my hair looks like crap

[pale shale]

i miss steve he was such a G

[vale thunder]

Fr

Same

[knotty olive]

U have long curly hair if i remember correctly

[vale thunder]

Indeed

[knotty olive]

Rip Steve

[pale shale]

he taught me how to skateboard properly, and he was a big fan of the talking heads

[vale thunder]

I wake up to go pee and my hair is PERFECTLY CURLY

LIKE

DAYUM

[pale shale]

hes still alive i just left the company and got banned on whatsapp so i cant message him

[vale thunder]

But nooo

[vale thunder]

Damn

[knotty olive]

But still may he rest in Panama

On vacay

[knotty olive]

Find his LinkedIn

[pale shale]

PANAMAAAAA

[knotty olive]

Then during the day I’m just basic

Meh

[vale thunder]

PANAMAAAAAAA

[manic inlet]

-# SOUND OF DOOR BEING SMASHED DOWN

[vale thunder]

Go away

[manic inlet]

GUYS DO YOU WANT ICE AGE ANIMAL FACTS

[manic inlet]

nein

[pale shale]

do cafe managers have linkedins?

[knotty olive]

is this how you talk to ur AI gf

[knotty olive]

Prob

[pale shale]

du, du hast, du hast mich

[knotty olive]

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[knotty olive]

YES

[manic inlet]

wait people actually do that 😭 what kind of lonely even is that 😭 💀