🦝︴off-topic

[obsidian bay]

Sure but this would require me to have an aquatic setup

and I dont

so potted it is

[obsidian bay]

I love it

[wise bridge]

I had 6 blooms between 2 Lilly’s

I wish I didn’t throw away my water lettuce

It rapidly multiplied so I just used most of it as compost

[obsidian bay]

Water lettuce is the devil

[wise bridge]

I’m gonna get more but put a pool noodle shaped into a circle to keep it contained

[pale shale]

im gonna have a timtam slam like im an aussie

[native turret]

Just one?

[pale shale]

im going to finish the whole ass pack

[native turret]

You can do it

Live your truth

[pale shale]

i bought the dark choc ones to make it easier on the stomach lol

[native turret]

😮

[pale shale]

they were out of caramel💔

first time i've seen tim tams in scotland though

theres not a single biscuit in the Uk that can be used as a tea straw

[twilit forum]

That is absurd

[pale shale]

which is a complete oversight because we drink it so much

[twilit forum]

Now that I think about it though I’m not sure Americans have one either

[native turret]

I don't know when they exactly first showed up in Colorado. We had a friend visit from Australia and suddenly all the stores had them.

[twilit forum]

Sacrilege

[pale shale]

make tim tams great again

[twilit forum]

Your Australian friend opened the gates to hell and they all started popping up. That’s what happened, surely

[pale shale]

might tim tam slam a beer for the hell of it

[twilit forum]

No but that’s cool hahah timtams are pretty good
They should be more widespread

[native turret]

Gates of hell? Heaven.

[twilit forum]

Truth 😂 I was going with the “land down under” theme

[native turret]

Now I'll need to buy some on my next grocery trip

[pale shale]

i also happened to find a buddha shaped beer

[twilit forum]

You did not

[twilit forum]

Pics or didn’t happen. I would love to see

Omg it exists

[pale shale]

its in my fridge right now

its a chinese rice beer

[twilit forum]

Please save those bottles, that’s cool as hell haha

[native turret]

Well that certainly is...something

[pale shale]

i plan to, hopefully it actually tastes good though

[native turret]

I think that's technically the god of fortune not buddha

.> <.<

[pale shale]

otherwise i just wasted my money on bad grog

[pale shale]

well the brand is called little buddha anyway lol

i alsogot this massive three layer candle

[native turret]

I see that and think "Fire hazard"

[pale shale]

the hazard is worth the lavender smell in my room

[native turret]

but I have 3 dogs and 2 are nuts. So everything is a fire hazard

[twilit forum]

Ah no curtains or papers around, it’s fiiiiiineeeeee
Shhhhhhhh
Pretty candle 😂

Those massive ones are awesome. Last foreverrrrr

[pale shale]

no but the door that has all my jackets on it opens right into its path so i have to be careful when i exit the room lol

[native turret]

Is the castle to the left hogwarts?

[pale shale]

it is indeed

[native turret]

excellent

[twilit forum]

Love ittttt

[obsidian bay]

Left to go bully kids in rivals

instead, my team had less intelligence than a box of sand

[pale shale]

i also have diagon alley on my window sill

[obsidian bay]

and we were bullied instead

[ripe gulch]

what's this

[pale shale]

little buddha beer

[obsidian bay]

bottle, duh

[pale shale]

chinese rice beer

[pale shale]

a buddhle, if you will

[twilit forum]

🚪 get out

/j

[pale shale]

star wars lego got boring and grey

[twilit forum]

Omg!!!

[pale shale]

so i swapped to harry potter

[twilit forum]

Stop. You’re making me want to spend money on legos again. I can’t do this

[obsidian bay]

is that buckbeak?

[pale shale]

and now lego harry potter havent done any good sets this year

[pale shale]

indeed

[twilit forum]

The Pokémon Lego sets have my heart in a vice grip

[obsidian bay]

hehe

[pale shale]

hes posable too

the sorting hat actually speaks

[ripe gulch]

never seen it
any good?

[twilit forum]

I want to make the little figures but I have no good place to put them 😩 I feel like sitting them on a shelf is wrong somehow

Same with model airplanes

[native turret]

my collection is less impressive

[twilit forum]

I would have made at least 7 of those things by now

If I had somewhere to PUT THEM

[native turret]

I have some funko pops. Garrus and Astarion lol

[pale shale]

jesus h christ it was adamant about me being a ravenclaw

[native turret]

I bought the Arcane collection for my husband

[pale shale]

im gonna try it in like 10 minutes will be back with a review

[twilit forum]

Oh my god that’s so cool
Lego x robotics is 🔥🔥🥹

[native turret]

Oh and I have baby groot funko

[twilit forum]

It really is adamant though holy hell 😂

[pale shale]

"better be... ravenclaw! ahhh yes... ravenclaw! hmmmm... RAVENCLAW!"

[twilit forum]

Funkos are dope
Spent quite a few $$$ on that too 😂 mainly Hellboy and drag queens

[pale shale]

it has more voice lines i swear

also aragog

[twilit forum]

A BABY

I love that they created so many of the creatures from each universe

Capitalism wins again lol

[pale shale]

i think we found hagrids relative right here

massive man eating spider

"HES JUST A BABY"

[twilit forum]

Just a baby!!!!

Perfect Angel

[pale shale]

when i have the money im building a 10,000 piece MOC hogwarts

[twilit forum]

I wanna pet the Cerberus too lol I forget if it’s called that in the series but the big ol pupper they got hidin in that closet
Poor baby

[pale shale]

which means im also buying a massive shed to build and display it in

[twilit forum]

AWESOME

[native turret]

I think my SIL has the big hogwarts, train, and hogsmeade sets

[twilit forum]

I support this. No hesitation

[native turret]

and they are set up

[twilit forum]

Oh my god that’s awesome!! Even the train! 🥹💖

[ripe gulch]

is it expensive?

[native turret]

Yeah. Her downstairs guest room is HP themed, too. Sheets, everything. And not kiddie but nice stuff

My husband wouldn't let me make our guest rooms LOTR : (

[twilit forum]

Divorce (kidding)

[native turret]

no no I'll hear you out

I was allowed to make our nursery Pokemon themed though. So I have that going for me

[twilit forum]

Lord of the rings would be awesome
You could put fake (or real) vines everywhere and have like a hobbit door mural on the wall with a bunch of flowers and things
Make the bed one of those big 4 post ones, with a big quilt, make it cozy because hobbits are cozecore through and through

Warm lights and candles only

[native turret]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-gif-5732036789698280672

[twilit forum]

Gifs r broken for us plebs but yes 🙂‍↕️

[native turret]

maybe a candle that smells like pie

[twilit forum]

Okay this, this is a win

[twilit forum]

Yes!!!

With doilies.

[native turret]

I could prob make the doilies

[twilit forum]

Oh 100%
Lots of time and effort but still, could make

I can’t see well enough for that tiny work 😂

[pale shale]

about $1500 or so

[twilit forum]

Lace too… oof da

[twilit forum]

FOR THE RICE BEER?

[pale shale]

ohhhh

[twilit forum]

How much did you get holy

[native turret]

TBH that is only expensive if you don't need it. I think you need it.

[pale shale]

i thought he was asking abt the lego MOC

£1.69 a bottle

[twilit forum]

Okay no that would be reasonable hahah that’s a lot of bricks

Ooh that price ain’t bad

[twilit forum]

This. Right here. It’s a need so money doesn’t matter /j

[pale shale]

so apparently my bottle opener isnt the same kind of bottle opener china uses

why will it not fit

[twilit forum]

Wtf

[pale shale]

is the cap too damn small

[obsidian bay]

Ah yes. Redemption.

[pale shale]

okay its just a very odd bottle opener i got it

[twilit forum]

It looks like the same kind
That’s so weird
Maybe carefully use a knife?

[twilit forum]

Dunked on emmmm

[ripe gulch]

dafuq
is it special or rare or what

[twilit forum]

Massive healing too
Get ittttt we love a medic

[pale shale]

its nust made in china lol

its really tasty wow

you ever had roasted rice before

[twilit forum]

No, re read the convo haha
If you’re talking about the beer it’s cheap
The Lego set is $1500 which is what they thought u were referring to

[obsidian bay]

then you can come over and adopt friggen Shelob from my CEILING WHERE SHE HIDES COS I AM TOO SHORT TO YEET HER

[twilit forum]

Does it taste like that?

[ripe gulch]

ohhh

[pale shale]

after taste of roasted rice

[twilit forum]

Yes where is babay I will come scoop 🤲🏻

[twilit forum]

Ooh
Mild
I like

[pale shale]

the first hit is like a smooth lager

[obsidian bay]

I wish it was massive 😂 QP is always lame.
Ranked with 40k is where tis at

[pale shale]

its actually really really nice

9/10 for me

[twilit forum]

I know nothing abt rivals so 😂just saw ya had the most out of the 2 support chars
40k would be 🔥🔥🔥 ranked matches always go harder than quick play

I miss proper comp games

[pale shale]

i also have hot honey jaffa cakes

[native turret]

Ok, I think my husband is finishing up his "DnD". So I think we will be playing BG3 now. See you guys.

[pale shale]

see you later mate

[twilit forum]

See you! Enjoy your game nerd 💖 ty for sharing your awesome creations w us

Ok what is a jaffa cake

[native turret]

Yeah. I'll have more in the future but I'll try to keep what I share related to hunting

[pale shale]

its a mini cake with chocolate and orange jelly/jello in the middle

[twilit forum]

Pffft this is off topic lol (most) anything goes here

[obsidian bay]

currently staring down at my husband and ready to hide int he curtains again.
Friggen... ☰(88w88)☰

[twilit forum]

Ooh weird combo
Sounds interesting. I would try
Is the hot honey in the jello? 🤔

[obsidian bay]

Overwatch but Marvel heros is the best I got for ya

[twilit forum]

Leave her alone shes just tryna chill 😩 she don’t wanna hurt nobody

[twilit forum]

Wait that’s overwatch?

[obsidian bay]

Look, if she stays up there and doesn't come out from behind the curtain

but also doesn't crawl DOWN the curtain

and doesn't touch my plants

[wise bridge]

and better

[obsidian bay]

she can stay

[twilit forum]

Well where is she supposed to go!!

The ceiling is scary

[obsidian bay]

No the screenshot is rivals

[pale shale]

it is indeed, although it was... an odd flavour

[ripe gulch]

i'll try to find it here
what did u say it's called?

[obsidian bay]

THE CEILING.

[pale shale]

lucky buddha

[twilit forum]

See: ceiling = scary

I guarantee you wanna see them coming down the curtain rather than them directly above ur noggin, threatening to fall down

Solid guarantee 😂

[pale shale]

this might be my new regular beer

[obsidian bay]

Nah. she's kindly never dangled

it would have been the end of her

[pale shale]

its inoffensive but not pisswater

[twilit forum]

I bet bahahaha
Hot honey with a sweet treat sounds… interesting

[obsidian bay]

To her credit, we leave the windows canted, so free food supply up there

[pale shale]

china knows how to make a good damn beer wow

every sip is heaven guys

[twilit forum]

See. Why do you make a hospitable home for spoder if do not want spoder in home

Hmmmmm

[obsidian bay]

I want her 8 legged ass to stay up THERE

the rest of the house is lava.

[pale shale]

if a spider can stay out of my sight he can live

[twilit forum]

Imagine keeping a pet cat in one room its entire life 😩

[pale shale]

should he enter my arachnophobic line of sight

[twilit forum]

No no
One corner

Tyk pls

[pale shale]

he will die

[twilit forum]

Let madam spider lady live

I will take her

[obsidian bay]

There is a corner next to that stupid window

[twilit forum]

Im about time start suggesting you put spider posters up in the corner
Maybe some fake webs

She could feel more at home 😂 maybe she will move

[ripe gulch]

aight i'll write that down

[sinful owl]

Oddly enough 2 of our roosters like to breed with the ducks its odd.

But he fights the hens he dont like em

He dont like his own kind its funny

[lone marten]

JAFFA CAKES

[knotty olive]

What’s the square footage of the room to when it becomes ok

-zoos

[pale shale]

indeed

[main trail]

Look I found you

[pale shale]

you had me bamboozled for a second

i forgot what my profile image was lol

[main trail]

Oh lol

[twilit forum]

I just have to say this because every time I read your username, it plays in my head:

I sure hope it does.

[twilit forum]

Tbh idk but zoos suck for this reason

Concept of zoos is fine, love the animals, but the reality is very sad
It’s a little better when the zoos almost act as sanctuaries for animals that cannot survive in the wild otherwise, but the conditions still aren’t always the best

They’re wild animals they need the wild 😩

[obsidian bay]

Here. Shelob in all her gross tiny horror

And as a palate cleanser

[knotty olive]

A choked turkey gun would delete that’s thing

[knotty olive]

I’d agree except for Aquariums

[twilit forum]

She really said

She so cute tho

[twilit forum]

Okay what do you call this because if it’s the same plant I’m thinking of, I have no clue what a better name is

[obsidian bay]

This is a bald faced lie 😭

[twilit forum]

Like do we call it by its Latin name or what

[twilit forum]

SHE IS

she so leggy and monstrous looking
A perfect specimen

Do you know what kinda spider she is

[obsidian bay]

Does the plant you're thinking of have "wandering" in its name

[twilit forum]

Yes 😬

[obsidian bay]

The horrific kind

[obsidian bay]

Spiderwort, ironically

Or

Tradescantia

[rustic adder]

Spoder.

[twilit forum]

Oooh perfect
Spiderwort is very ironic 😂

Tyty

[obsidian bay]

One Shelob, free to good home before she starts carbon copying herself by the hundred

Must keep the name

[twilit forum]

I’ll take her!!!! Omw to [redacted] rn

[ripe gulch]

that's in europe???

[twilit forum]

Charlottes web got me in the feels as a child. I will take her and all of her thousands of babies.

[knotty olive]

Google giant house spider

[ripe gulch]

they aren't THAT big

we have a bunch here

[knotty olive]

There is a tarantula in my private domicile at this moment

[ripe gulch]

skill issue

[knotty olive]

Yk the cute small little wolf spiders

I live with Carolina wolf spiders

They are terrifying

[twilit forum]

THOSE things are big

we have the smaller ones here with a few getting pretty large but still nowhere near the size of the Carolina ones

Much more shelob-y

[twilit forum]

We gots these too

Those are mainly leg tho

The other ones have thick bodies to go with them
Makes em look gnarlier lol

[knotty olive]

These stupid spiders are the size of a Birch stump

The little ones aren’t bad they live by the lake

I watched one eat a tadpole once

[twilit forum]

Yeah I wouldn’t want to wake up and see one staring at me

I’ve had the small ones on my pillow or something but oof

[twilit forum]

IT DID NOT

My god 😭

A girls gotta eat ig

[knotty olive]

Watched it walk up to the water and just grab one

Cellar spiders give me the ick

[twilit forum]

Pretty metal ngl

How do cellar spiders give you the ick they’re like the most harmless thing ever omf

Compared to the tarantula you have taking over your abode

[knotty olive]

Because their so

It’s like watching a struggling old man

[twilit forum]

😭😭😭

[knotty olive]

Just look away and ignore it and hope it dosent effect you

[twilit forum]

You leave grandpa alone he’s spinning his webs

[twilit forum]

Theyre just lil leggy critterssss
Cmon now

You got Carolina wolf spiders to be worried about

[knotty olive]

These bastards

Long jawed orb weavers are the devil

[twilit forum]

My god what kind of fish is that

[pale shale]

scotlands zoos are some of the best in the world, one of a few places where the pandas actually mated

[knotty olive]

I had a whole armada fall on me, and they don’t come off when you dive in the water

[twilit forum]

BRO

Not an armada of spiders omg

[knotty olive]

The long skinny ones

[twilit forum]

Awww that’s awesome

[pale shale]

im unsure if they actually conceived but its incredibly rare to get a panda in captivity to mate, they really knew how to care for their animals and still do

[knotty olive]

These bastards

They stick to you underwater

It’s hell

[pale shale]

imagine working in a cranberry farm

[twilit forum]

Ew ick

[knotty olive]

I would die

[twilit forum]

I don’t mind them if I can see them

Or if they are doing their thing

But wading in them… no

Willingly, absolutely not

Not even for 45/hr unless I could be fully suited up in a hazmat suit

[knotty olive]

Get the Flammenwerfer

[twilit forum]

Hans, get the flammenwerfer AND the loudenboomer

We’re gonna need em.

[jovial flare]

Beer

[knotty olive]

Liquid bread

Beer is liquid bread

[jovial flare]

I require it

[knotty olive]

Cheese is milk loaf

[jovial flare]

Fermented milk loaf

[knotty olive]

Fun fact

Seawater has enough uranium in it to be considered a nuclear fuel source

[jovial flare]

Prove it

[knotty olive]

https://www.acs.org/pressroom/presspacs/2023/december/extracting-uranium-from-seawater-as-another-source-of-nuclear-fuel.html

I got ferkin links

[jovial flare]

Yk it could be useful but keep in mind it has a long way to come

They only got 12.6 milligrams in 24 days

You need about 27 tonnes

[knotty olive]

Even being considered is crazy to me

Rapala the million dollar company has a AI generated game

[jovial flare]

I think if they made a massive strip of the material to trap the ions it could workou

[knotty olive]

I think It’ll get shut down

[long turret]

Love this one

[knotty olive]

How do you make these?

[long turret]

Software named EOS family

With Augment3d as the visualizer

And months of experience

I’m still getting better though

[twilit forum]

@knotty olive they are making LE old bay seasoned goldfish

[knotty olive]

This is old news

[twilit forum]

Is it??? I just found out lol

[knotty olive]

Was a pfp there for a time

[twilit forum]

I saw old bay and went “where’s that one dude”

[knotty olive]

When it dropped

[knotty olive]

I’m recognized lol

[twilit forum]

Daaaang when did it come out? It must not be limited edition anymore

It’s the old bay pic. You get in ppls heads 😂

[knotty olive]

Well it makes runs every once in a while

[twilit forum]

Ahhhh I see, returning limited edition lol

[knotty olive]

Old bay hot sauce is fire

Old bay cheese curls

Ever had a cheese old bay bagel

[twilit forum]

I have not but god damn that sounds fire

[knotty olive]

Old bay is just awsome

[twilit forum]

Old bay is great. I like me some Lawry’s with a little extra garlic powder

[jovial flare]

Inzo✨

[manic inlet]

greetings pottery man

[jovial flare]

As well as that’s my Brain when I try to form a thought

[jovial flare]

Hellooo

[manic inlet]

i be dieting now

in the loose sense at least

carb cutting lol

[jovial flare]

😭

[jovial flare]

Well this is good news

[manic inlet]

indeed

[manic inlet]

Frederick I going on the 3rd crusade only to promptly drown in a damn river before anything happened

[knotty olive]

One of my favorite parts of history

I mean if he survived the third crusade probably wouldn’t of turned out like it did

And the entire of Egypt could be under European control

[manic inlet]

interesting alternate history scenario considering troop presence there and the weakening of european mainland armies during the associated justified wars may have given the ottomans the room to take over large swathes of central europe and maybe even win the Battle of Vienna in 1683

[knotty olive]

Everytime the battle of Vienna is brought up, it’s my personal opinion that the entire continent got lucky that that Calvary was in the right place

[manic inlet]

basically yeah

that said the ottoman supply lines were stretched extremely thin so they were unable to go further, and its doubtful they could hold the city

[knotty olive]

But again, if European forces did have Egypt, they are famously bad at guarding territory’s, so maybe it wouldn’t of changed much

[manic inlet]

especially given that yknow, the arrival of the combined armies of the German kingdoms and the French expeditionaries suddenly meant they were fighting another massive professional army

[manic inlet]

given how the occupation of jerusalem ended they prolly wouldve lost it to ottoman expansion/reclamation

[knotty olive]

It could’ve been like a 1187 Jerusalem, when that fell to the Arab forces, the crusaders were already so battered they just said to hell with it, could be the same concept there, European coalition forces could’ve just ended the war with a sacked Vienna and territorial losses in the southeast.

Or also like a 1187 Jerusalem in the idea that it falls back into European hands and the ottomans are kicked out of Europe completely

[knotty olive]

What is this ad

[rare veldt]

I don’t know a crying cat?

[rapid inlet]

ai slop

[acoustic gulch]

I was filling up feeder at my families property and saw this pretty little horse

[long turret]

Crazy seeing the improvement on my stages

I made that in May

Then this is now in July

[sick briar]

JP email obtained

[torpid flower]

MY MAMA TOLD ME

WHEN I WAS YOUNG

[vale thunder]

Howdy

[mossy badge]

Uh, my charger isn't charging

[rare veldt]

Howdy bro

[vale thunder]

Aloha

[unique roost]

too far off topic gng

[sick briar]

my cat is dumb

he eats the plant that he knows makes him puke and he doesn't chew it firstly (the big plant bits cause his gag reflex) and complains when he then later pukes in 5 minutes and I have to deal with the consequences

can't have house plants with this dumb cat

not a single thought exept complain

[slender swift]

Mine a little special @sick briar

[obsidian bay]

Talking about being a people pleaser??

[river patio]

Yo can we like kill all wasp bro

I’m so tired of these fake ah yellow jackets

[rare veldt]

Bro what?

I can’t tell if this is the season

I’m blind

[analog mica]

no

[rare veldt]

Now it makes sense

Old ahh looking thing

[ebon helm]

What does the fox say?

[rare veldt]

I don’t know he’s in the bottom of my freezer

Not saying much

Sorry my Dark humour is getting out of hand

[ebon helm]

https://tenor.com/view/its-pretty-cold-chilling-freezing-icy-frosty-gif-14391769

[rare veldt]

What

Yeah gonna have to send a picture

I am not able to access this

[ebon helm]

"Brrrr its cold down here"

[rare veldt]

Lmao Frfr

The four shots of .22 also don’t help

[ebon helm]

"Can you throw down a blancet please?"

[slender swift]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-twerking-gif-974202965086311332

[rare veldt]

I’m trying to freeze it bro

Not trying to warm it up

[tranquil coral]

yo

i just got a level 9 puma and it says it is surposed to be a diomand but it is not ????

[rare veldt]

He longggggg

[rare veldt]

I am almost done!!!!

Tomorrow I will be finish

Wish me luck lads

[halcyon marlin]

I think I hunted waaaaayy tooo many buffalo.. (almost all are diamonds)

(1 is troll, not the brown one)

[gilded steppe]

🕺💃🕺💃

[gilded prawn]

I heard this was a off topic chat so here’s a random image I guess.

[rancid yoke]

lucky catch, i never caught a reality bending trout. Be careful about its 4th dimensional properties

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sick briar]

cataracts simulator

why is it blurry

[rare veldt]

I don’t know

You gotta start sending them in English my guy

[sick briar]

there is no English, that is a Japanese only game, I made a Japanese localised account to get access to it

also this is literally just like umamusume exept instead of training racing horses you're training idols to perform

[rare veldt]

You mean grooming

[rare veldt]

Damn I will sit here and translate everything then lmao

[obsidian bay]

Just use the google lens translate function 😂

[rare veldt]

I don’t know what the hell that is

My phone is probably to old

[obsidian bay]

is it a smart phone?

[sick briar]

I hopped onto umamusume and instead of giving me good 3 stars like Mqueen or silence Suzuka I got 2 goddamn symboli rudolphs

[obsidian bay]

get a seabiscuit

[sick briar]

special week, silence suzuka, mejiro McQueen, TM opera o, Tokei Teio and I managed to get 2 rulophs

I wish I could trade in bourbon, symboli and biwa for Suzuka, special week and mqueen

[jovial flare]

How many people here even play this game dude besides you😭

You are speaking horseymese

[obsidian bay]

Just him, afaik.

I know of it strictly from him

[wise bridge]

@obsidian bay I’m getting a Mexican red knee sling

[obsidian bay]

ohboi

[wise bridge]

What do I do

Some guy is just giving it to me

On short notice

[obsidian bay]

Oh. Uh.

Do you have a containment vessel?

[wise bridge]

I’m getting one today at work

Do they require sandy soil or just regular tarantula soil

[rare veldt]

No it’s dumb as hell I got it

I have dropped three phones in The river

This one is taking its life into it’s hands

[loud panther]

Someone who was gonna buy one of the rainbow boas just told me someone bought her a corn snake without warning.

Now that they're eating I need to figure out how to sell them.

I hate scalpers also

[twilit forum]

Local snake/reptile groups on FB may be something to look into?

They might have no-buy/sell rules but some might be friendly about it. I’m part of other animal pages and sometimes folks do make posts like that

[loud panther]

There isn't a local one for me. I live in the middle of nowhere. There's a herpotology group, but they dont allow that

Might have to learn how to ship

[twilit forum]

Ah understandable. If there’s some local groups for towns nearby though, even a couple hours away, maybe see if they allow posts like that too? You could let folks know they/you would need to drive or meet in the middle.
Do you not have any local pet shops that would sell snakes? It’s possible they might take them

Like a good place not freakin petco lol

My friend had to sell their skinks and stuff to our local shop a few years back

[loud panther]

Nearest non chain store is 4 hours in a different state

The local one got shut down

[twilit forum]

Whelp. Someone might drive 4 hours? Maybe

I’ve seen people drive across states for pets so

You might be able to find someone privately still

[loud panther]

Yeah

[twilit forum]

Hope all works out bro

[loud panther]

The formerly local one the owner had 7 arrest warrants

Not a good place

[twilit forum]

Holy cow. Yeah irresponsible owners no bueno

[obsidian bay]

I would fight someone 😭

[loud panther]

The Walmart i work at restocked pokemon cards this morning. As I was going to lunch I saw one guy bought them all.

[obsidian bay]

that guy is GROUNDED

share some with the rest of the country gatdang

[loud panther]

He will, for 3x the price

[obsidian bay]

I hate it

[loud panther]

Same

Gonna be 96 today with 80% humidity i want to not be at work

For the record yesterday was 94 with 75% and the heat index was 112

[twilit forum]

That was the issue at our local drugstores dude. I used to buy a packs or two a week as a treat, then all of a sudden I’d go in and the shelves would be empty. For months on end. Finally came around one day and saw someone who was checking out- placed all of the packs on the counter to buy. All of them. 🥲

Resellers ruin it for everyone lmao

[twilit forum]

Holy lord please stay safe

[twilit forum]

At this point idc if you bring your scale dude, just leave some fun for the rest of us

[loud panther]

If we had wind it wouldn't be terrible, but like 5 mph is all

This was yesterday at 3pm

[twilit forum]

Oh no. 😭 ya need one of those portable fans lol

Feels like 112 is craaaazy. I’ll send flowers to ur funeral man

[loud panther]

It was -48 wind chill in February also. We get both ends of the spectrum

I regret going hunting that day

Lucky to have all my fingers lol

[twilit forum]

Oh god. Yeah that was fun I’m sure lmao

For real!!!

[loud panther]

Especially when your hunting by ice, the wind blowing off that is brutal

I gave up after like 20 minutes, I dont hate geese that much

[ripe gulch]

fren shaped

[jovial flare]

What is that

[sick briar]

Agnes tachyon my goat

imagine getting named after a hypothetical particle faster then light

you can't aura farm more as a racing horse then that

[obsidian bay]

baby tarantula

Look at that teensy flower

[jovial flare]

Oooo

Bought another book

[obsidian bay]

v good

[obsidian bay]

nice poults

[main trail]

Turkeys?

[vale thunder]

Howdy potter

[torpid flower]

Indeed

[torpid flower]

ALICE IN CHAINS

I LOVE RHEM

MY 3RD FAVORITE BAND

[misty grove]

10/10 creativity

[versed knoll]

My ass sneaking up to the diamond lion on Vurhonga

[jovial flare]

Helloooo

Currently at the air port

[loud panther]

Meat birds or heritage

There was an argument at work. Lots of yelling

[vale thunder]

Oo?

[loud panther]

Anyone got 1.2 million USD i can use?

[rare veldt]

@mossy badge this you?

Lmao all the emotions

U2 The Hunting Grounds

[jovial flare]

Coming back home to the land of cowboys and bbq

[vale thunder]

Yay

[ripe gulch]

real ngl

[rare veldt]

LMAOoooo

[vale thunder]

Me

[rare veldt]

You 2 🤣

[vale thunder]

Yeup

I’m screwed

[lone marten]

we

we're screwed

[vale thunder]

Fair enough

[knotty olive]

Hey tuck

[obsidian bay]

It's done

[knotty olive]

Adorable

[loud panther]

Why neet instead of meet?

Oh I see. Ignore me

[knotty olive]

U have a pet pickerel?

[loud panther]

Used to

I had 2

[knotty olive]

Oh cool

[ripe gulch]

not funny, bro
it's like a disease

[rare veldt]

I like them 2

[ripe gulch]

stay strong, brother

[pale shale]

some folks were born made to wave the clam, ooooo they're red white and blue

[rare veldt]

Don’t worry I like them to look at but would rather have a girl more down to earth who is like me

[pale shale]

and when the band plays hail to the clam, they point their shucking knives at you oh lord

[rare veldt]

Lmao

I am going on a hunt on the ninth of August wish me luck lads!

[pale shale]

what you hunting?

[knotty olive]

Scottish

[pale shale]

hes not english is he

sorry

en*lish

[knotty olive]

He’s South African

In EN*LAND

[pale shale]

oh yeah he literally told me last night

[opal night]

https://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/outdoors/2025/07/28/idaho-hunter-convicted-poaching-famous-trophy-size-elk/85409907007/

bro used a silencer during bow hunting season..

then stuck an arrow out of the animal after shooting it with a rifle

[knotty olive]

Your a little late buddy

[mild nacelle]

Work smarter not harder

[twilit forum]

Dang that’s messed up

[ripe gulch]

same... same

[pale shale]

you gonna tag a mod if i correct you?

because...

you're*

[knotty olive]

@rare veldt deal with this vagabond

[obsidian bay]

@obsidian bay these monstrosities are getting out of hand

[vale thunder]

why did you ping yourself

[jovial flare]

Because Tyk is ethereal and is present all throughout the cosmos even to herself

But outside of that I have no idea why she did that

[vale thunder]

shes odd

hru potter

[ripe gulch]

that's the text channel version of talking in 3rd person

[jovial flare]

I FINALLY LANDED HOME

I’m sick of the weirdos and homeless people in DC

[manic inlet]

i should advice to alsod avoid Denver for this reason

[jovial flare]

Like yes we have them here

[manic inlet]

and Commerce City

mainly cause of the active KKK chapter

[jovial flare]

Yeah well I don’t stay in Denver Zach when I go to Colorado

[manic inlet]

the museums are cool tho

only reason to go other than the zoo lol

[jovial flare]

Yeah but I’d rather get lost on a hike to an alpine lake

[hybrid torrent]

Don't forget Aurora in that area

[manic inlet]

and significant swaths of boulder

although that has more to do with insane drivers and God's worst roads

[jovial flare]

I can handle them I wanted to go to college there

[manic inlet]

da roads

are pain

[jovial flare]

No Zach I can tell you I have driven over Colorado

[hybrid torrent]

Lord, Boulder gave me nightmares

[jovial flare]

And DC is so much worse

DC is hell

[manic inlet]

I also have beef with CU Boulder's veternary school

[jovial flare]

DC is like

[manic inlet]

they infected captive deer with CWD in the 1970s and several bucks escaped

[jovial flare]

If you gagged someone handcuffed you and ate your ice cream in front of you

[manic inlet]

its why we have the front range concentration issue now, with over a fifth of the bucks in northern CO being positive

[hybrid torrent]

I have beef with some idiots introducing wolves into Colorado. Cause now they're going after our livestock

[manic inlet]

head of CPW deviated from the plan too

released them in an area that was supposed to be a nogo for release

and on top of that the lead male of the cooper creek pack was involved in livestock depredations in oregon before they brought him in

the other pack that was the ones that crossed into Moffat County from like Wyoming afaik has had much less issue

[hybrid torrent]

Right now they're monitoring six wolves in CO

Nothing stopping our ranchers and farmers from taking them out when the opportunity comes tho

[manic inlet]

well apart from the fact that at least two of them are likely radio collarred and itd be pretty easy to prove if they were threatening livestock or not when killed

[hybrid torrent]

Once they're on someones private property, all bets are off

[manic inlet]

not by the management program or state law, to be killed they have to be presenting an active threat to people or livestock by stalking/shadowing/pursuing/attacking them or being in a physical state that demands termination such as rabies or a catastrophic physical injury

they can cross private boundaries as long as they dont kill people's pets or livestock

[hybrid torrent]

Mostly just attacking though

When they go after our livestock though, that's what I said earlier

[manic inlet]

well you said once theyre on private property which I thought meant as soon as they hop the fence but yeah, once depredation starts its termination time

which is what should have been done with the lead male of the copper creek pack

but he got re-released after killing like]

3 calves and 2 adult cows

and likely teaching his mate and offspring to do the same

theyll probably have to cull all of them and import different wolves

[knotty olive]

Saw a naked man doing stuff with a hairbrush

[jovial flare]

I saw many

It gets annoying

And I just

I hate DC

with a burning passion

But love it for others

It’s not political reasons

But just like

The traffic the people and the homeless

Those are my main things that I’m like it’s hell

Outside of that

It’s nice

[vale thunder]

Yay

Glad you didn’t get mugged by a crack addict for your shoes

[vale thunder]

Oh how fun

[lofty jackal]

Any news about the multiplayer issue?

[knotty olive]

Never getting fixed

[twilit forum]

What multiplayer issue?

[hybrid torrent]

[lofty jackal]

In this chat are there only game users or is there also a company representative?

[lofty jackal]

Only a few number of server are working now. Most users can play in multiplayer mode

developers are "fixing" the issue but we have already 3 weeks disconected

[twilit forum]

Mainly players of the game. If you have issues with the game you should open a ticket here https://support.thehunter.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
best chance for a fix

[twilit forum]

What do you mean only a few servers are working? Like, you can’t connect?
Each “server” is peer 2 peer connection, meaning the connectivity is based off the internet of the people in the session
If you’re being disconnected it’s your internet or the hosts

[lofty jackal]

It's not an internet issue

A big numbers of player can't play together in multiplayer mode

I have setups in all maps and a few weeks ago I was playing normally with my friends. Now no one can connect

I can join to his servers and nobody join to my servers

My daughters in the same local connection can't join to my servers

You understand ?

[twilit forum]

Send in a ticket

[lofty jackal]

We do but they only says "the developers are working"

[twilit forum]

It is p2p so it has to be someone’s connection, but I’m sure the folks there would be able to help you out and they’d appreciate the info regardless

[lofty jackal]

3 weeks ago

[twilit forum]

Send another

Let them know it’s still an issue but be respectful

In order to truly “fix” the issue they would need to buy servers and have a place to host them, people to maintain them, etc

[lofty jackal]

I think that they are forcing the players to move for COTW version

[twilit forum]

Because then we wouldn’t be relying on individual connections for each multiplayer session

[twilit forum]

How do you mean?

[lofty jackal]

If we are disconnected eventually leave the game

Obviously

[twilit forum]

…? Why would they be pushing people away lol

I don’t understand what you would be swapping to, like what’s the motivator? Why would they want you to stop playing the game? I really doubt that’s what’s going on though, they’re clearly putting a lot of resources into this game

[lofty jackal]

Losing all the money that we spent in this

[twilit forum]

You’re not losing money, you still have the game to play and when your connections get better you can hop on multiplayer with eachother again

[jovial flare]

Yeah I was scared about that

I also got a new fragrance which I’m a little happy about I’m more happy about the one I get tomorrow because it lasts longer

[vale thunder]

Noice

[jovial flare]

The one i got is blu atlas because i got sent a tester and loved it but the lemon note turned into a more metallic which then turns into leathery lavender

With a hint of citrus

Just much cleaner then my Versace flame which I honest to god resent now

[jovial flare]

What have you been up to

And how have you been

[vale thunder]

Bored , been alright

Made me a new friend

Shes so sweet

She messages me at all hours of the day and night

And I’ve been thinking about those damn boots for a week now

It’s between these two

I just can’t decide

[vale thunder]

How have you been?

[jovial flare]

If you ask me I would choose Hyer

[vale thunder]

How was the trip

[jovial flare]

All in all amazing

Just traffic drove me insane

I’ll post pics i realize I didn’t do that

[vale thunder]

Dude I’m kinda worried if I order them

Where can I try them on

[vale thunder]

I guess I gotta go looking

[vale thunder]

Wow

[vale thunder]

That’s awesome dude

[vale thunder]

Damn dude

Those are amazing

[jovial flare]

Here is something truly special

I’m heavily into the arts and horticulture

Bonsai is a big passion of mine

And I love these specimens

[vale thunder]

Those are amazing

[jovial flare]

If you notice above the great 400 year old pine it says “in training” this is because all of its branches are being more or less trained in a direction with the help of wiring

It’s truly magnificent that such a tree survived Hiroshima

[vale thunder]

That’s neat

[jovial flare]

The selfie way up of me and the random guy is a chef who goes by Kevin tien he is a famous chef and started on culinary class wars

He owns a restaurant called moonrabbit

And I generally think a lot of fine dining experiences are overrated

Because a majority of the time the chef isn’t even there

But he is there supposedly all the time

And it was just such An amazing experience

He sent out a lot of food for free along with drinks

And made it just incredibly pleasurable and homie to be there

I also got an over amount of compliments from both guests and waiters over my attire (they don’t know how to dress nice there)

Some dude asked about my blue linen pants and I had to let him down by saying he can’t get them sadly 😭

Because they are the pants I got in burrano

The shirt I was wearing was the one I sent you

And I mean literally everyone was gawking at it I’m not making this up

A man’s wife asked me what it was along with another dude who was eating and all the staff

Out of all the other nights not too much else to say but that was a fav

For stuff to do it’s like you basically shop and eat

And then go to museums

Which I went to plenty

The first ones are from the national portrait museum I didn’t take too many photos because my phones already filled with ones from the Smithsonian and there’s too many paintings to count in the portrait museum

Like it’s a 3 story massive museum

With another seperate wing with 3 stories of MORE art

Like

[vale thunder]

Noice man

[jovial flare]

I think if you wanted to individually read each painting and understand the work itself and the thoughts behind them it would take 3-4 hours

[jovial flare]

@vale thunder I DID NOT send you the shirt I sent Seamus it

[vale thunder]

Send me it

[jovial flare]

Sent it

The clothes they wear there are what you would expect in a big city

[vale thunder]

Nice shirt man

[jovial flare]

I tend to have good taste ✨

Enough about me more about you

[mossy badge]

Considered your pants soiled

[jovial flare]

Seamus do you or Dennie own rats

Who is it that owns the cute mice

[mossy badge]

I do not own rats

[jovial flare]

@knotty olive Dennie is it you?

[jovial flare]

@knotty olive

I swear he owns them

@rare veldt

Or he does

1 OF YOU OWNS RATS

AND I WILL KNOW WHO

Anyways

[mossy badge]

Wasn't it @scarlet wharf that owns rats?

[scarlet wharf]

i own guinea pigs, not rats

[mossy badge]

Someone reveal the rat owner

[mossy badge]

Both are yummy

[scarlet wharf]

noooooo

[jovial flare]

I think it’s Jerry who owns the cute special rats

[jovial flare]

They are a vital source of protein

[mossy badge]

Jerry seems like more of a rat himself than a rat owner

[jovial flare]

He’d fit right in

[mossy badge]

Barbecued rodent🤤

[knotty olive]

No rats here

[rare veldt]

I did have some back in the day they were so cute

[rare veldt]

Hopefully I can get a roe buck or 2 and a fellow deer

[rare veldt]

Yessir!!

[vale thunder]

May I join in the crusading?

[knotty olive]

Yes

I stripped the skin off my entire forearm today

[vale thunder]

It shall heal

[sick briar]

man i hate shopping centers

[vale thunder]

The lord shall protect you from harm

[vale thunder]

Why

[sick briar]

so many people and noise and lights and rush

[long ember]

Idk why they made the spino so ugly now

It looks like a boat

Cool toy tho

[knotty olive]

It doth hurt

My ankle is sprained as well

[vale thunder]

Dump alcohol on it

[knotty olive]

Ok

[long ember]

Don't do that

[vale thunder]

Get a leather belt between your teeth first

[long ember]

Clean with warm soapy water

Alcohol kills all the bacteria good n bad

Slows down healing too

[vale thunder]

I was kidding ….

But yeah do what she said legitimately tho

[knotty olive]

I just washed it in the shower

[vale thunder]

I mean that works

Keep it clean

[long ember]

Rub dirt on it

[vale thunder]

😐

[knotty olive]

🤔

[long ember]

Rub dirt on it

Boost ur immune system yk

[knotty olive]

Ima get typhoid fr

[vale thunder]

Instead of hand sanitation stations it should be hand unsanitation stations

[vale thunder]

Youll just get meningitis

It’s ok

[vale thunder]

Hey how was the Pantera concert, I saw your pictures you put in photography

[long ember]

I got a shelf

[long ember]

#🦌︴general

[steep python]

Oh alr

[long ember]

Nice pile tho

[steep python]

Preciate it

[long ember]

Ofc

[vale thunder]

Cool plushies

Saw your new rescue animal too

[sick briar]

me knowing I will never be able to play this at full speed with complete accuracy in my lifetime

[torpid flower]

It’s from leather with style in Fredrickricksburg

[rare veldt]

Who going to watch this with me??

[gray cave]

Ello boys

[gray cave]

Not me

Seee

I don’t messs with spiritual stuff

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Fair enough

[rare veldt]

Hello how are you?

[gray cave]

Good

[gray cave]

What’s under the white marker?

Hey Jerry

Finish the lyrics

I like big butts and I cannot lie

[long ember]

Pig skull

[gray cave]

Oh

Is it like a stuffy or an actual pig skull?

[long ember]

Actual pig

[gray cave]

DM I wanna see

[rare veldt]

Nice

[abstract viper]

Hot

[gray cave]

Well no duh?

[rare veldt]

Other brothers can’t deny

[gray cave]

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

[rare veldt]

I don’t have the rest of that song 😭

[gray cave]

Damn

With a round thing in your face you get sprung

Bro that song was randomly in my head

Also do rate this Jerry

[abstract viper]

EVERYTHING BURNS

[gray cave]

Don’t drink milk

Atleast I don’t

If I drink milk with spicy stuff it gives me a stomach ache

I use chocolate bars

[mossy badge]

Bahahaha

[abstract viper]

I HAVE BEER

[gray cave]

wanna know what’s really crazy ghost pepper poppers

[mossy badge]

I once drank ghost pepper sauce with some of my friends

Crazy time

[abstract viper]

ive eaten the seeds raw om a date

[gray cave]

lowkey they sound good as hell though

[abstract viper]

Dare

[gray cave]

I now want to eat a ghost pepper popper

Sounds good as hell

Ok question

[mossy badge]

I dont like peppers tbh

[gray cave]

Do you two think you’d make it on hot ones?

[mossy badge]

They taste bad to me

[mossy badge]

Maybe🤷‍♂️

[gray cave]

I think I could

[mossy badge]

If they got ranch

I love dipping wings in ranch

[gray cave]

You get ice water, milk, chocolate bars, and ice cream

I think the final sauce last time was over 2 million scoville units

[abstract viper]

Ive tried the last dab and the second to last one

[gray cave]

Which to put in perspective

[abstract viper]

Still not able to find the last ome

One

[gray cave]

A ghost pepper is 855,000 to 1,041,427 scoville units and the last dab is over 2 million scoville units I believe

[abstract viper]

How much are those demonic gummy bears

Had half of one of them once

[gray cave]

Apparently it’s around 2,693,000 scoville units

The last dab

[gray cave]

The ones with the dynamite in their hands?

[abstract viper]

Lil nitro

I think it was called

Tried that b at a summer camp when i was 17

[gray cave]

These?

[abstract viper]

YES

i have never suffered that much

Like this jerky is good but that

It was hell

[gray cave]

9 million Scoville unit chili extract

[abstract viper]

💀

Oh

Explains a lot

[gray cave]

It is 900x hotter then a Jalapeño

[abstract viper]

Lol

[gray cave]

Seee

Hell to the no

To the no no no

Hell to the no

To the no no no

I’ll pass on that

[abstract viper]

I should have

[gray cave]

Lil nitro can hit the boost button and get the hell outta here

[gray cave]

He’ll lil nitro through your digestive system

[abstract viper]

It was bad in both directions if you get me

[gray cave]

Aww hell no

[abstract viper]

I want ome of those dorito looking ones

[gray cave]

Try this

It’s 13 million scoville units

This is the stuff you take before death

[mossy badge]

That could kill an old person

[rare veldt]

Is that what seeing stuff looks like to you?

[mossy badge]

😭

[gray cave]

If I’m ever being ate by a cannibal before that I’ll just chug this and then let him kill me and then let him have my body infused with 13 million scoville units

[mossy badge]

What is seeing? I dont do whatever it is

[abstract viper]

One bite they are done

[rare veldt]

Dude is a blind af

[gray cave]

Jeffery dahmers arch nemesis

[mossy badge]

Jeffery dagger😭

[gray cave]

Shut up

[abstract viper]

Gonna pick some up for the guac and the family dinner

[mossy badge]

Im glad hes gone ngl

[gray cave]

Grizz

[abstract viper]

Brother

[gray cave]

Make some red jello and say it’s straw berry and give everybody a piece of it

[mossy badge]

He made more money than his coworkers, and when they tried to unionize he ratted them out

[gray cave]

That way when they give it to the baby if there is one the baby starts screaming

And then the adults all try it and start screaming

Damn that turned dark

[abstract viper]

Same

[gray cave]

Why?

Lowkey seemed like a good dude

[mossy badge]

He was not in the slightest

[abstract viper]

He wasnt lol

[mossy badge]

^

[gray cave]

Was he part of the KKK?

[abstract viper]

I mean

[mossy badge]

Probably🤷‍♂️

[gray cave]

But we all have to agree

He was a amazing wrestler